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Cow

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Cow laden
with milk

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Bull

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Same bull after
seeing above cow

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Rotc bull after Red-blooded
seeing other
American bull
bull
shooting the Rotc
bull

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(oo)
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Cow munching
on grass
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(oo)
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Grass munching
on cow
(__)
(oo)
/-oooooo-\/

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(oo)
(oo)
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Same cow
Nancy Reagan-type
after milking
cow with milk
*

Cow in water

Cow in trouble

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(oo)
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* ooooooooo
oooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooo

Cow taking
a shit

Cow in deep shit

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Cow at 1 meter
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(oo)
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AO at`100 meters`
)__(
(oo)
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vv
vv
Polish Cow

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Freshman Cow at
start of school
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Cow who drank
Jolt

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(oo)

ow@at b
j 5
vv
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(oo)
(~~)
Australian Cow

(__)
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Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 15"
(__)
(@@)
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Cow who ate
psychadelic mushrooms

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SooS
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This cow belonged
to George Washington

Cow getting the shit

kicked out of her

U
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American Cow

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Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 20"
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(xx)
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Cow who used Jolt to
wash down psychadelic
mushrooms

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/S
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Ben Franklin owned
this cow
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(oo)
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Abe Lincoln's
cow

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Old "One Arm" belonged
to Caesar's Palace

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This cow was given to
Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

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(oo)
(oo)
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The cyclops that Jason and
This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow
Dr. Doolittle
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(@o)
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This cow belonged
This cow loved with
This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon
the Little Rascals
the Headless Horseman
(____)
(oo )
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(o o)
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/\ /\
/\ /\

This cow belonged

to Pablo Picasso

This was Salvatore Dali's

favorite cow
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( o o)
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No one was sure whether
M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight

O__O
(oo)
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Cow at Disneyland

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Cow visiting the statue of Liberty
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Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
Cow sunbathing at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
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Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
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Cow chugging brews and staring at
sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale

Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen

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( *>COUGH<* )
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* )
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/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / _______ / /
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Cow sheltering from English
Wheather
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(New) Jersey Cow

o o
o o
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(xx)/
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+--------+

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(DD)
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Cow fantasizing about "Ridubg the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
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(oo)
/-------\/

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(oo)
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bill bixby
male relative
cow

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bela lugosi
cow

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boris karloff
cow

claude rains
cow

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Julie Andrews Cow
Siamese cows
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Mathematical
Television
This cow does Disco
Cow
Cow
(That's what comes of
(developer of
(Cow-thode
snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus)
Ray Tube)
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This cow jumped over the Moon

"I have this recurring dream

about golden arches.".. (__)
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It's a bird...
It's a plane...
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This cow plays bagpipes.
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Satanic cow
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Cow in Argyle

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Cow from Beijing

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This cow is a Yuppie

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Cowt in the Act

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Cow in love
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Stretch Cow

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Cow Chewing Marbles

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low rider cow

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Detroit cow

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Mustang cow

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li-moo-cow

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pickup cow

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fastback cow

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teenager's cow

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holy cow

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Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armed and dangerous

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A Bull

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A-bomb-in-a-bull

No-bull

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Coward

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Elvis's Cow...

...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???

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Cow surviving attack by Red Baron

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David Copperfield's Cow

David Copperfield's other Cow

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Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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Cow licenced to kill

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BIG
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Mrs. O'Leary's Cow

Cow'nt Dracula

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/ / \ \
Who you gonna call...?
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Cow w/ Glasses

(__)
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Flirtatious cow
(winking)
^L*
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(oo)
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Cow walking
Cow jogging
(__)
(oo)
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---/ --**
*____/
|___//

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(--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
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Cow after pulling an all-nighter
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(oo)
(oo)
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Same cow
Cow breaking

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Cow marching

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Cow
standing

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Cow pooing

Side
Front Side
(___) Where's all the bulls!
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( oo
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Eric W. Tilenius
President, Princeton Planetary Society
609-734-7677

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ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU