COMPUTERIZED LOVE STORY!!!

Arz karta hoon...

jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga,
tu na mili to tujhe SHIFT-DELETE kar doonga,
ladkiyan sunder hain aur lonely hain,
problem hai ki bus woh READ-ONLY hain,
shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
dil ko aisa CUT kiya ki PASTE karna bhool gaye,
tumhare samne hain itne sample, kabhi humen bhi
to pic karo,
hamare pyar ke icon pe, kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK
karo,
roj subah hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good-
morning,
woh humen ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise,
0 ERROR but 5 WARNING!!!

"Computer Love Story"

Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo,

Apne dil ki HARD-DISK par aur kitni FILES daloo,
Apne chehre se ruswaai ka ERROR to hatao,
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao,
Woh to hum hain jo aapki chahat dil mein rakhte
hain,
Warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to baazar mein bikte
hain,
Roz raat aap mere sapne mein aate ho,
Mere pyar ka MOUSE banakar apni ungaliyon par
nachate ho,
Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka VIRUS aa jata hai,
Aur karvaaoge humse kitna intejar,
Hamare dil ki SITE par kabhi ENTER to maaro yaar,
Apni insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko SHIFT-DELETE kar doonga,
Aapke nakhre apne dil par bang ho gaye,
Do PC judte judte HANG ho gaye,
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT kar diya karte hain,
Warna baaki cases mein to COPY PASTE kiya karte
hain,
Aapka hasna aapka chalna aapki woh style,
Aapki adaaon ki hamne SAVE karli hai FILE