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Always Positive, Informative & Fun, Since 1996 Volume 13, Issue 10
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes. The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies: "I.....Doooon't.....knoooow... It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....." A tiger was walking through the jungle one day and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One was reading a newspaper, and the other was working feverishly on a manual typewriter. The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper, and ate him up. The tiger did not bother the other man at all. That's because any predator knows that readers digest but writers cramp. While reading a newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear." ~Charlie Chuckster There was a captain sailing on the sea during a battle. His servant came up to him and the captain said, "bring me my red shirt". So, the servant did as the captain said. After that the servant came up to the captain and said, Why did you say bring me my red shirt"? The captain said, "Well if i get shot they won't see the blood. The next day the servant came up to the captain and said, "There are 50 ships on the horizon." The captain said, "Bring me my brown pants." Why is a bees hair sticky? Because... he uses a honeycomb! A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

October ~ November 2013

Inside this Issue:

Jokes & Riddles Soduku
10 Symptoms of Gluten Intoerance

Community Events Community Update

The second man replies "This is my Classifieds seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!" This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: continued on next page...

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The Coffee Corner ~ Jokes & Riddles

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: 16 May 2003 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here! 5.)Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over 6.)Doc Goose 7.)Simon says something incoherent 8.)Hide and go pee 9.)Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 10.)Musical recliners A dentist a nurse and a army general are flying. The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb. They land the airplane and see what happened... First they found a guy looking for his false teeth. Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds. Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off. They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house!" Your breath is so bad... when you talk your teeth duck. A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God? They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!" Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?" Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper." A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would then be able to speak 4 words the next year and so on. One day he met a princess named Josie and he wanted to say "My Princess". The next year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess, i love you". The third year he saw her he wanted to say "My princess I love you, will you marry me?" But, the young prince, now growing older knew he would have to wait a couple more years. So, on the fifth year, excited to finally present his question, he visited the princess. He approached her respectfully and asked, "JOSIE, MY PRINCESS, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?" And the princess said, "Pardon?"

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 10 Games for Old Age 1.)Sag, You're it 2.)Pin the Toupee on the bald guy 3.)20 questions shouted into your good ear 4.)Kick the bucket

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Can you cry under water?

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10 Symptoms of Gluten Intolerance ~ Dr. Amy Myers

More than 55 diseases have been linked to gluten, the protein found in wheat, rye, and barley. Its estimated that 99% of the people who have either gluten intolerance or celiac disease are never diagnosed. It is also estimated that as much as 15% of the US population is gluten intolerant. Could you be one of them? If you have any of the following symptoms it could be a sign that you have gluten intolerance: 1. Digestive issues such as gas, bloating, diarrhea and even constipation. I see the constipation particularly in children after eating gluten. 2. Keratosis Pilaris, (also known as chicken skin on the back of your arms). This tends be as a result of a fatty acid deciency and vitamin A deciency secondary to fat-malabsorption caused by gluten damaging the gut. 3. Fatigue, brain fog or feeling tired after eating a meal that contains gluten. 4. Diagnosis of an autoimmune disease such as Hashimotos thyroiditis, Rheumatoid arthritis, Ulcerative colitis, Lupus, Psoriasis, Scleroderma or Multiple sclerosis. 5. Neurologic symptoms such as dizziness or feeling of being off balance. 6. Hormone imbalances such as PMS, PCOS or unexplained infertility. 7. Migraine headaches. 8. Diagnosis of chronic fatigue or bromyalgia. These diagnoses simply indicate your conventional doctor cannot pin point the cause of your fatigue or pain. 9. Inammation, swelling or pain in your joints such as ngers, knees or hips. 10. Mood issues such as anxiety, depression, mood swings and ADD. How to test for gluten intolerance? I have found the single best ways to determine if you have an issue with gluten is to do an elimination diet and take it out of your diet for at least 2 to 3 weeks and then reintroduce it. Please note that gluten is a very large protein and it can take months and even years to clear from your system so the longer you can eliminate it from your diet before reintroducing it, the better. The best advice that I share with my patients is that if they feel signicantly better off of gluten or feel worse when they reintroduce it, then gluten is likely a problem for them. In order to get accurate results from this testing method you must elimination 100% of the gluten from your diet. How to treat gluten intolerance? Eliminating gluten 100% from your diet means 100%. Even trace amounts of gluten from cross contamination or medications or supplements can be enough to cause an immune reaction in your body. The 80/20 rule or we dont eat it in our house, just when we eat out is a complete misconception. An article published in 2001 states that for those with celiac disease or gluten sensitivity eating gluten just once a month increased the relative risk of death by 600%. Scan this barcode with your phone to take the a free personalized True Health Assessment. Youll be emailed 3 customized reports including your top health risks, healthy lifestyle program & top supplements recommendations that include gluten free, dairy free, soy free and fructose free options for those individuals with respective sensitivities.

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The Coffee Corner ~ North East Community Events

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Fitness Classes - 9:30am 10:30am, Weekly on Monday, Wednesday, Friday "NEW" 20 Minute Workout Revolution (Jillian Michaels, DVD) 12:15pm 12:45pm, Weekly on weekdays at Mikisew Martial Arts & Fitness 223 4th A Street East, Nipawin, Sk. ph. 306-862-4868 Sunday Night Co-ed Badminton 8:00pm 9:30pm Weekly on Sunday, until Mar 30, 2014, L.P. Miller Gym in Nipawin. Bring your friends, spouse or teenager. A great way to get some exercise and have fun! For more information contact Joanne at 862-4827 or Theresa at 862-2434. Melfort Girl Guides Cookie Drive - Saturday October 19th beginning at 10am at the Melfort Mall! Snowden Fall Supper - October 20th - 4:30-6:30pm at the Snowden Community Hall. Community Hymn Sing in Melfort is on October 20th at the Presbyterian Church at 7pm. Flu Clinics - Tuesday October 22nd from 9am-4pm at the Kerry Vickar Centre in Melfort. Melfort and District Chamber of Commerce invites you to please join the, to celebrate Small Business Week with a Wine & Cheese Event. Tuesday, October 22nd from 5-8pm at the Canalta Hotel Meeting Room. All Member and Non-Members are welcome. Flu Clinics - Wednesday October 23rd from 9am-4pm at the Seniors Hall in Nipawin. A family show - Wednesday October 23rd, 7pm at the CJVR Performing Arts Theatre. Tickets at the door - Adults/$15, Students/$5 and children 6 and under are free. Presented by the Melfort Arts Council. North East SPCA presents "Raise the Woof" - A Stand Up Comedy Show at the Nipawin Legion on Friday, October 25th. Doors open at 7pm with the show beginning at 8pm. Tickets are $25 and can be purchased at Lockwood & Wallington Financial Services Ltd and Davis Rexall Drugs. North East SPCA presents "Raise the Woof" - A Stand Up Comedy Show at the Tisdale RECplex on Saturday, October 26th.

Melfort Mustang Ladies Night - Saturday October 26th - 5pm Cocktails - old SAAN Store (in the Melfort Mall) Tickets available at One Hour Cleanitizing.

Nipawin Care & Share - Nipawin Alliance Church on Friday October 25th - 3:30-7:30pm. Admittance is a Non-perishable food Lorraine Hartstook Music and Message Minitries - Saturday item or a donation for Kid Sport. All used clothing can be October 26th - Elim Free Church in Fosston - 9:30am - 3:30pm. dropped off before October 24th. Admittance is free and lunch will be provided. Cd's and books will be for sale. Community Wide Winter Clothing Exchange - Thursday October 24th - 3:30-6:30pm at the Maude Burke School Gym in Melfort. Carrot River Trade Show - Saturday October 26th - Carrot River Everyone is welcome to come and take what they need at no Community Hall - $65/booth - register early for first choice of charge! (Donations of gently used children/youth winter clothing location. Registration forms from the Carrot River Town Office. items can be dropped off at Maude Burke or Reynolds school) Fall Tea & Bake Sale at St. Eugene's Church Hall in Nipawin on Saturday October, 26th from 2-4pm. Melfort Hello Parents - Thursday October 24th - Infant Massage 10am at 107 Crawford Ave E Melfort. Carrot River United Church Fowl Supper - Sunday October 27th at the Carrot River Community Hall from 4:30-6:30pm. Take out The Melfort Kinettes present Zombie Apocalypse on Friday is available and containers will be supplied. October 25th from 9pm-Midnight at the Melfort Mall in the SAAN Bay. Admission is $5 and kids under 12 years of age need Melfort Hello Parents - Thursday October 31st - Chocking to have an accompaying adult. Awareness - 10am at 107 Crawford Ave E Melfort. SHUMKA at 50 - 1 night only - Friday October 25th at the E.A. Rawlinson Centre in Prince Albert. Tickets $36/adults & $20/ children 12 & under. For more information please visit earawlinsoncentre.ca. Coffeehouse Evening - October 25th, 7:30pm at the Melfort United Church. $20/adults, 12 & under free! Music from Stephan Palmer. Tickets from: United Church Office, Home Hardware, Backstage Music & Annand Law Office. (306-752-2288) The Tisdale Arts Council is proud to present British Comedian, Chris Gibbs. The performance will be on Friday, October 25th 7:30pm in the Maurice Taylor Performing Arts Theatre - Tisdale RECPlex. Tickets $18/adults, $15/seniors & students and advance tickets can be purchased at Lacroix Drugs and The Clothesline. Elmer Lammadee presents Tribute to Stompin' Tom Connors Hear many songs that made Stompin' Tom famous! Friday October 25th - 7:30 at the Love Community Hall. Tickets - $15 and available at Staggerin Bar & Grill, Love Post Office and the White Fox General Store. All proceeds to the Village of Love Harvest Dance - Saturday October 26th - Arborfield Community Hall - Sponsored by the Arborfield Rec Board. Midnight Harvest Moon Supper includes - pulled pork on a bun, coleslaw and dessert. ` Spookarama at the Nipawin Evergreen Centre Thu, October 31, 7pm Fri, November 1, 12am Contact: Karla Bernesky 306-862-2669 Rocking the House Cabaret - Friday November 1st at the Melfort and District Curling Club. Tickets $10 at the door, doors open at 8pm - No Minors! Fall Tea and Bake Sale at Nirvana Day Program/Assisted Living (401 Burns Ave East) Friday, November 1st from 2-3:30pm. Cost is $3. Down Home Country Craft and Trade Fair at the Gronlid Hall Friday November 1st from 5-9pm and Saturday November 2nd from 10am-4pm. Bingo - Sunday November 3rd at the Nipawin Legion. Call the Legion to get your book in advance. Stephen Maguire and his 8 piece band present Memory Lane. All the classics from the 40's, 50's and 60's at the CJVR Performing Arts Theatre - November 7th. Melfort Hello Parents - Thursday November 7th - Making Your Own Baby Food - 10am at 107 Crawford Ave E Melfort. Ridgedale Community Fall Supper will be held on Sunday November 10th from 5-7:30pm at the Ridgedale Centennial Hall.

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The Town of Nipawin Community Update

MAYOR AND COUNCIL PUBLIC FORUM

Mayor David Trann invites you to join him and Town Council for a Town Hall meeting to discuss issues that impact you and your family. WHERE: WHEN: TIME: The Evergreen Convention Centre Tuesday, November 5, 2013 7 to 9 pm Infrastructure Major Projects and Studies ! Water Project, Landfill, Medical Centre, Multi-use Centre, Parks, Cemetery Transit Projects and Studies ! Airport, Traffic Flow, Handivan, Trails and Sidewalks, Snowmobile Route, Streets and Road Status Property Taxes, Licenses, Utility and Facility Rates ! 2014 Budget Process, Business License Review, Building Permits Protective Services ! Policing, Fire, EMO, Bylaw Enforcement Next Town Council Meeting
Tuesday, November 12, 7:30pm 9:00pm Town Office Council Chambers

Join the conversation and let your voice be heard towards future planning and development in Nipawins growth plan. Growth Projects and Studies ! Industrial Park, Residential Development, Zoning and Bylaws, Housing, Downtown Business Development, Twin Lakes Community Planning District

Nipawin Vision Statement

Quaintly nestled between two lakes, trimmed by a majestic river and bordered by untamed Boreal Forests, the Town of Nipawin rises as an oasis on the prairie to stand as one of Saskatchewans most cherished living and vacation destinations. We have a vision to cultivate Nipawins uniqueness while embracing opportunities to enhance our economic health, diversity of lifestyles and ecosystem. Above all we continue to build on our towns rich heritage as a source of enchantment and renewal as we enter into a new era of growth, opportunity and prosperity. We are a full service community that is focused on creating a sense of place, fostering a healthy community and preparing for our economic growth.

Town Wide Compost Collection to wrap up Wednesday, October 30th

Since 1998, the Town of Nipawin has been collecting compost material from every household within the Town limits. It is estimated that during the summer months compost materials account for up to 50% of all residential waste collected. The objective of composting is to divert this material from the landfill, while converting it into a useful finished product for horticultural or agricultural use. From an environmental perspective, composting saves valuable landfill space while adding beneficial humus and nutrients to the soil. Compost collection period begins on the 3rd Wednesday of May and concludes on the last Wednesday of October. Acceptable compost items should be placed in garbage cans (preferred), or plastic garbage bags and placed within six feet of your front curb by 8:00 a.m. on Wednesdays. For residents that are situated on a corner lot, compost items should be placed on the curb which is opposite to your back alley. Please do not place compost in your MTN Waste Collection Cart.

COMPOSTING GUIDELINES
Acceptable - Kitchen Scraps including Egg shells, coffee grounds and filters, tea bags, raw or cooked fruit and vegetable wastes, moldy bread, Meat and bones, dairy products, fat and oil products.Yard Materials including Green grass clippings, dry leaves, dead plants Unacceptable - Diseased plants, persistent weeds like crab grass, weeds with mature seeds, tree branches

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Nellie's 90th Birthday Celebration - Come & Go Tea - November 10th from 2-4pm at St. James Presbyterian Church in Melfort. No gifts please. A Country and Christmas Concert with the Gatlins on December 15th at the E.A. Rawlison Centre. For more information head to earawlinsoncentre.ca. Melfort Hello Parents - Thursday November 14th - Early Learning - 10am at 107 Crawford Ave E Melfort. Crystal Springs Trade, Craft and Bake Sale - Saturday November 23rd at the Crystal Springs Hall from 10am-3pm. Prairie Women on Snowmobiles - Steak Night & Cabaret on Friday November 29th at the Nipawin Legion Hall. Only 200 tickets available and will be sold at Nipawin RONA. I Still Do - A marriage enrichment conference November 29th & 30th at Northeast Christian Fellowship. Cost is $50/couple - $25/ person. For more information and to register call Northeast Christian Fellowship. Christmas on Main - Saturday December 4th! Late night shopping, Community Christmas Tree, and Bon Fire/Hot Dog Roast. It all begins at 5pm. Melfort Hello Parents - Thursday December 5th - Holiday Pictures with Rachel Enge - 10am at 107 Crawford Ave E Melfort. Minor Hockey Day in Carrot River - Saturday December 7th. Head down to the arena to watch some great local hockey players compete. Dinner Theatre -"Maria's Place" Thu, November 21, 6pm Fri, November 22, 10pm at Nipawin Legion Hall ORGANIZATION:Nipawin Centennial Players PHONE: 306-862-5886, EMAIL: bleich@sasktel.net A dinner theatre production of the play MARIA\'S PLACE - a comedy starring local talent - Pat Butt, Rob Berday, Anne Boxall, Erwin Banaria, Jani Burgess, Morgan Buyaki, Tammy Miller & Rayna Dotzler. Supper provided by Celia Schreiner of Just For You Catering. Winter Wonderland & Christmas Tree Extravaganza/Gala Sat, November 30, 6pm Sun, December 1, 2am Evergreen Convention Centre, Nipawin Region Health Foundation Christmas Supper & Dance. Musical Entertainment by Marty Grambo. Cocktails: 6:00 pm, Supper: 7:00 pm, Dance: 9:00 pm. Silent and Live Auction of Extravaganza Displays. Book your staff Christmas Party with us. Table of 8 - $320.00 Individual Tickets - $40.00. Call 306-862-2541 or 306-862-1922 to book your table or purchase your tickets. Christmas Tree Extraveganza Set Up - Thu, November 28, 7pm 9pm at the Evergreen Convention Centre. The Nipawin Region Health Foundation invites you to design and decorate your creation for our, "Annual Christmas Tree Extravaganza"! The final, Live & Silent Auctions will be held in conjunction with the "Christmas Gala" held on November 30th, 2013. Please come and join in the fun as an individual, group or organization, business, school or grade, or as a family. Everyone is welcome to participate!!! Categories: Christmas tree, Wreath, Swag, Stocking, Gingerbread Creations, and something new tot he list this year.... Outdoor Christmas Item!!! All expenses are the decorator's responsibility. Items will become the property of the NRHF. Items will be sold by silent auction, sealed bid, or at our live auction with all proceeds going to NRHF. Dates to Remember: November 28th - Set-up & Decorating Trees 7-9pm (also drop off your creation at the Evergreen Auditorium) November 29th - Open House for Public Viewing 7-9 pm

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Almost had a house fire cpl wks ago and need a new place to live. 276-1671 For sale 2004 Yamaha Kodiak 4 WD quad with auto tranny $2600 obo. 276-2302 Missing Cat black and white manx cross no tail from 5th str north area. Call if seen one way or another. 862-3580 For sale 1998 Chevy malibu V6 SS trim $2500 obo. 862-4330 For sale 2003 Mustang 5 speed manual loaded big stereo system. Nice shape $7500 cell 960-0016, 862-3750 For sale new bedroom set from a showhome. 39 inch bed with all bedding 5 drawer dresser and night stand. $350. 862-3919 For sale 4 tires 195/65/15 snow tires with lots of tread $40 for all 4 Panasonic fax phone copier with answering machine $40 276-5770 For sale Fouton with extra foam $50 Large Tv stand $15 Antique dining table $300 Infra red radiant heater $100. 862-9662 For sale 2 reclining rocking chairs one with matching rocking stool $35 for rocker with stool $25 for other one or $60 for the pair 862-9662 Big Sale @ Pioneer Place Carrot River. 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Asking 150.00 306-862-3987 for sale kongskilde model 300grain vac in good condition$500. 306-768 2954 306-768-2954 Stolen reward if returned 30-06 Remington model 700 in green cloth case and a Stevens 58b 410 306-862-9496 For sale $500 for a 1995 Dodge Dakota with rebuilt tranny or trade for some rifles 862-3929 Looking for a Baby Gate in good condition 862-3721 Missing long hair male neutered cat with white paws and chest in the 600 block of 7th Ave 862-3454 For sale 2 tickets to the Rider game on Oct 19th against BC Section 23 Row 30 $90 for the pair 862-4469 For sale ladies size mediun suede coat $60 Mens brown long coat size large $40 873-4824 Looking for someone to wash walls in my house. 862-3678 For sale 2000 Camaro T roof $2500 276-2183 For sale Kenmore washer good shape $50 Vanity with sink $80 Single cylinder air compressor $40. 862-5770 To give away Berenese Peranese cross pup to give away Male linx point Hymalan cat 6 months old with all shots $100 428-2080 Looking for a Oasis top load washing machine whole or for parts need tub assembly 812-7763 Looking for someone with a extended back hoe to do some work. 276-3152 For sale 1650 flat bottom steel bin $1000 Moose bumper rounded corners for a Semi $1000 276-3152 for sale degelman 3 bar harrows with arms for cultervater 6-50" 1 67" $400. 306-768-2954 for sale tox -o- wick grain dryer model 570 in good condition 3500.oo 306-768-2954 HAVE SIX PUPPIES FOR SALE 2 MALE 4 FEMALE THEY ARE MALTESE/SHITUZ CROSS ASKING 200.00 862-9300 For sale utility trailer 80 inches long 71 inches wide has trailer lights asking $400 obo 306-270-0316 For sale brand new still in box ,diesel pro heat system worth 1500 new . Make me an offer , also it is programable . 306-276-2356 do u need a stable hand? I am 11 years old experienced with horses and farm work call for more info thx! :) 306-862-2768 Registered Katahdin Ewe lambs for sale. Born March/April. Ready for breeding. Asking $290 OBO. Call for more details 306-873-4024 or cell 306-873-8733. For Sale: Oat Straw round bales. $20 each OBO. Call 306-873-4024 or cell 306-873-8733. One owner in like new condition and stored inside year round. Has electric start and reverse. 137' by 1 3/4' track. All yellow has be deleted and tunnel has been polished. 3033 miles. $7200. 306-921-7181 for sale-trent thermostat controlled wood heater.from sears.32Lx19Wx31H. $100 428-2204 bike was stolen saturday night around 3am-8am. grey in color says blade along the frame in white color. has purple sockets and white handle bars with purple and black grips. 812-8851 LOOKING FOR second-cut alfalfa square bales and organic grains. Leave message. Let me know what you have. I'll get back to you. 306-276-2968 I got a Chevy Lumina for sale $1900 but willing to take offers. 306-812-8138 oasis water cooler-$45,call or text 862-1209 5 hp honda motor-$250,call or text 862-1209

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Very curious little guys, who love to play and just sit with you! Text or call to get a hold of me if you want one! 314-0695 Vitamaster Treadmill. Older but works great. $40. Lifegear Exercise Bike. New $300. used very little, asking $110. 862-4407 Looking for alfalfa bales suitable for horses in the area. Can be the big round bales or small square bales. 306-862-5126 Raise the Woof Comedy Show 25/ ticket buy at Davis Drugs Oct. 25 7PM Nipawin Legion Proceeds will go towards new shelter! Call for more info. 306-862-7875 looking for a good used treadmill 306-276-1341 for sale 20 cu foot uprite deep freeze $250 862-1388 looking for a set of tires chains and a 12 volt trickle charger. 862-9653 Set of 4 Winter tires 215 70 r 15 100.00 862-6578 found a young mixed breed carmel color dog at the Kingfisher Inn Well behaved nice dog. Looking for the owner or someone to adopt 862-9801 Dakota (water) 10 lb Sausage Stuffer http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=poNDOxpkJUo I used it once and unfortunately it is not big enough for the amount oif sausage I make. I need a bigger one. 306-613-9025 Kitchen table and 4 chairs. $200.00 obo 306-277-4365 Dining room set with table, 6 chairs , buffet, china cabinet. Light color. Asking $900.00 obo 306-277-4365 Massage chair- $100.00 obo 306-277-4365 Table for sale - solid oak -can be round but then extends to seat 6-8. It was made locally cost approx. 1000.00 asking $300.00 306-862-3281 1995 Dodge Neon 4 door, newer tires, new battery A/C Asking $1000 306-862-2615 For sale older slide-up type window with small panes 3'x5'..$10.00..Also ceiling fan for sale. $10.00..862-3737 2007 apew new 136 track 862-7166 For sale: 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo ,all wheel drive, auto,A/T/ C,power locks,windows,mirrors, hidden hitch, off road lights, winter front, remote start, 5.2L v8. $2200 Obo. 276-3141 Marcy MWM982 Home Gym in brand new condition. $200 firm. 306-862-5225 Quart, 2 quart and pint jars with glass lids and metal rings...$1.00 a dozen.Have to get rid of them right away. 306-862-5102 Dresser with mirror for sale $75.00. Money goes to LP Miller Relay for Life Team 306-862-4347 standing hay for sale. nice and green. ready to be cut and baled. mostly first year sweet clover and some grass etc. around 60 acres NE of choiceland should make 120 bales 306-276-7771 Looking for Oldsmobile hood ornament 306-862-2301 10 4 L jugs of RV antifreeze five dollars apiece 306-812-8490 looking for a 1995 or 96 Plymoth for parts or whole car 862-3534 93 jeep xj 4 sale for parts only 4.0 liter auto ac 4 door call for details. 500.00 OBO 306-812-8420 1979 24ft gooseneck stock trailer, excellent condition in and out asking 5500.00 306-862-5289 1998 gmc 2500 diesel dually 4x4 extended cab truck, 202,000km. Fully loaded and in excellent condition. Asking 7000.00 306-862-5289 For sale Massey 175 tractor with front end loader PTO and snow blade $7500 obo. 862-5706 1993 Jeep Grand Cherokee 4x4 2000. Or best offer 1995 tent trailer working fridge and stove 500. 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