Funny Age Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection Always be nice to those younger than you, because they

are the ones who will be writing about you. There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you. Old age is always 15 years older than I am. I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. I grow more intense as I age. About the only thing that comes to us without e ort is old age. A young man is embarrassed to !uestion an older one. The longer I live the more beauti ul li e becomes. Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I elt younger at si"ty than I elt at twenty. #oung men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he loo$s both be ore and a ter. It is a mista$e to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides. Age does not protect you rom love, but love to some e"tent protects you rom age. %iddle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrin$led and bald they don't recogni&e you. %iddle age occurs when you are too young to ta$e up gol and too old to rush up to the net. The old believe everything, the middle'aged suspect everything( the young $now everything. )ith age come the inner, the higher li e. )ho would be orever young, to dwell always in e"ternals * Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.