TALKS WITH A GODDESS

ME: hey ERIS: yo ME: whats going on ERIS: oh you know chaos ME: thats what i thought but Im never sure with you ERIS: thats bad, you should know ME: no i shouldn't ERIS: good boy and in the end I made a sandwich ME: wtf goddess i heard you laughing at me all day today ERIS: that's what i do homes ME: yeah but i thought we had something going ERIS: we do, you go through your life s reading word and i give you su er owers ME: i don't have su er owers ERIS: sure you do ME: oh yeah like what ERIS: idk i forgot

ME: hey goddess these eo le kee saying that their god is better and stuff, i done told them u was and stuff but they !ust say Im cra"y and stuff ERIS: well they have a oint you are kind of weird ME: yeah however ERIS: e#actly

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The truth reviled to Sir Spud

July 3rd is DEPENDANCE DAY!!!

The spirit of dependance day is a feeling of entitlement. ACT ! T E" NC#$DE %&ut are not limited to'
wake up late and ask someone to make breakfast complain talk about self when not complaining try to find drugs for free or payed for with foodstamps, welfare checks, or other people's money, and then do them sing Moosemas carols expose self to elderly gentlemen make things happen in the past from the future drug salads shoot stolen fireworks at veterans make children eat lots of sugar behind parents back watch the original Star Wars trilogy, and bitch about the prequels and the song they added to Jedi call a woman a whore and then demand she buy you something stay up all night watching !"op and M#"$%&M bum cigarettes

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