1.

Shadi . Maa: .

k Baita

Dosre Shadi

Din

Baiti mai

apni Jhagry

maa tu

Se: Hotay

Aaj Rehty

mairi

Unse koi

Larayi baat

Hogayi nahi

hain,

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain? 2. Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye . Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

3. Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
. Shopkeeper: Haan hai . Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

4. Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa

Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda? . Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

5. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

6. Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

. Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

7.

Funny but Meaningful Beta admi mai apke ne mobile Tumhary dozak se apni Abbu mai bewi kia shetan ko call karty se karsakta hain?? kaha hon?"

Teacher: 8. Ek "kia

Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain

Call

karne

ke

baad

admi

bola:

Call

ke

kitny

paise

don?

Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free 9.

10.

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi. An old man married a young Girl, Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha? Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

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