HIS DREAMS

Welcome to the Prenda Drinking Game. Take a sip everytime Steele says he wasn't served Take a sip everytime Steele says he wasn't named or refers to himself as a "non-party" Take a shot everytime Steele claims that he hasn't had due process Take two shots everytime Steele accuses Booth Sweet of fraud

Mr. Creepy's

(Subtitle: Let's just pretend I didn't totally forget about doing this until Mr. Booth & Mr. Sweet reminded me)

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

These bits are best read in the voice of a hypnotist.

You are getting sleepy.....SLEEPY!

paaaaatently obvious.....

(as portrayed in Steele's magic fantasy land...)

Steele is clearly holding out hope that if he repeats himself enough, he will become convincing.

He knows this because he was there but he wasn't there for any particular reason. He was just curious.

Nope, they probably discussed it over lunch. Or bunch. Or dessert

Wait...weren't you going to enumerate the factors favoring a stay of default judgment in this case? Or did you forget about that as well.

And with this one statement Steele has outdone himself.

I love how he portrays the AF Holdings alterego as a theory solely of Booth Sweet's making.

I'm sure something could be arraigned ...I mean arranged.

(Anybody who isn't drunk by now isn't reading closely enough).

So kind of him to point out what the court can and can't do...

And now a lecture on procedure. Wonder if I'll be able to pass the bar exam by the time I finish with this document.

(that would be any windfall that didn't come his way).

Remember when I said he'd out done himself? I take it back. NOW he's outdone himself. Truly my mind is blown.

And here I thought he was worried about America becoming a banana republic.

...despite this motion being untimely as Hell.

And here he'll pretend that he wrote and mailed this BEFORE BoothSweet's motion was filed. Nice try.

/s/simALITY