How to debate sports with an ASU fan

Revised: 2/12/08

Football
Proclaim vast
academic
superiority. If
US News
Ignore and rankings are
deflect from No
Men’s brought up to
What is the topic?

basketball recent results refute, ignore

as much as that this has
No been our rallying
possible. Did ASU Did ASU
call for the last
Continuously fan concede?
15 years and fan concede?
quote all time Yes Bring up
instead claim
Women’s
basketball
record – that Mars Kerr
make sure to research funding
and a medical incident.
count every
school are the
Sports last win from only true Ignore that
before WWII. Yes
discussion measures of a it was 20+
commences “virtual Ivy
League” school.
years ago.
Refuse to
Baseball talk to the
“classless”
What is the topic?

fan from
Mention “assu.”
Softball
National Congrats!
Champion- You win!
ships

Gollf, T&F,
Yes
Volleyball, Able to switch
any other focus to softball?
sport No