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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my

death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me,
you've always been...........

....a headache
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from
someone else

............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

 Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.....

I'm playing
cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa
hasin", chand ne kaha

"saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm
still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u
erase this,

u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important
things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi
tum jaooge, sab kahenge,

chal be chal aage chal...

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4....
3.... 2....1....

Error : No Brain Detected !!

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY
in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and
got drunk again. Now I have decided

never to drink water again !!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in
darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2
make life bright.

Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT