On A Cowboy's Tombstone...

10-2-12
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Lo an ! "tah. He died not #nowin that he would win the $%oolest Headstone$ contest.F&'( R"L() F*R M(+ ,* F*LL*- F*R . H.//0 L&F(1 1. &t$s i2portant to have a wo2an who helps at ho2e! coo#s fro2 ti2e to ti2e! cleans up! and has a 3ob. 2. &t$s i2portant to have a wo2an who can 2a#e you lau h. 4. &t$s i2portant to have a wo2an who you can trust! and doesn$t lie to you. 5. &t$s i2portant to have a wo2an who is ood in bed! and li#es to be with you. 6. &t$s very! very i2portant that these four wo2en do not #now each other or you could end up dead li#e 2e.