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THE CRAZY STORY :El cuento loco

CHARACTERS (9 children): Narrator / Snow White / Three Little Pigs
Little Red Riding Hood / Spider Man / Wolf / Prince Charming
PERSONAJ ES (9 nios): Narrador / Blancanieves / Tres Cerditos
Caperucita Roja / Hombre Araa / Lobo / Prncipe Encantado

NARRATOR And now I am going to tell you the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Well... Once upon a time there
was a little girl who...
NARRADOR Y ahora les voy a contar la historia de Caperucita Roja. Bien... Haba una vez una pequea nia que...
SNOW WHITE Help! Help! Please, somebody help me!
BLANCANIEVES Socorro! Socorro! ... Por favor, alguien que me ayude!
NARRATOR But, whats this? Who are you?
NARRADOR Pero qu es esto? Quin eres?
SNOW WHITE I am Snow White and my stepmother is after me. She wants to get rid of me. then I escape from
my house and be free to travel the world and be a top model.
BLANCANIEVES Soy Blancanieves y mi madrasta me persigue. Quiere deshacerse de m. entonces yo me escape de mi
casa para poder ser libre y viajar alrededor del mundo y ser una top modelo.
NARRATOR Wait, little girl. I am the narrator and I am telling the story of Little Red Riding Hood. I have the
impression that you came to the wrong story. Anyway, over there, you will find a little house. Go
in there so you can escape from your stepmother.
NARRADOR Espera pequea. Yo soy el narrador y estoy contando la historia de Caperucita Roja. Tengo la impresin
de que has llegado al cuento equivocado. De todos modos, por all, encontrars una casita. Mtete
adentro as puedes escapar de tu madrasta.
SNOW WHITE Oh thank you! Thanks a lot really! (she knocks at the door many times).
BLANCANIEVES Oh gracias Muchas gracias en serio! (golpea la puerta muchas veces).
THREE LITTE PIGS Who's outside making all that noise? I am watching "the walking dead" . We were watching, that
the dead after us to kill us, to say to eat.
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TRES CERDITOS Quin est afuera haciendo semejante ruido? estoy viendo " los muertos vivientes" Nosotros
estbamos viendo la parte, que los muertos nos persiguen para matarnos, que diga para comernos.
SNOW WHITE Its me, Snow White. Please save me, dwarfs. My stepmother is after me (the door opens). But,
you are not dwarfs. Who are you?
BLANCANIEVES Soy yo, Blancanieves. Por favor slvenme, enanitos. Mi madrasta me persigue. (la puerta se abre). Pero
ustedes no son los enanitos. Quines son?
THREE LITTE PIGS My goodness! We are the Three Little Pigs. We are hiding from the wolf. Come in, hurry up! Don`t
worry, we will protect you from your stepmother. (suddenly Little Red Riding Hood appears).
TRES CERDITOS
SNOW WHITE
BLANCANIEVES


THREE LITTE PIGS
TRES CERDITOS
Por Dios! Somos los Tres Cerditos. Estamos ocultndonos del lobo feroz. Ven, aprate! No te
preocupes, te protegeremos de tu madrasta. (de pronto aparece Caperucita Roja).
Thanks little friends! But to see you, I got hungry. Would you like to eat anything? ! would you
like to drink a cup of coffee?
Gracias amiguitos ! Pero al verlos a ustedes , ya me dio hambre. desean comer algo? !desean tomar una
taza de caf?!
I would like a cup of coffee with 2 sugar, if you dont mind.
yo quiero tomar una taza de caf con 2 de azcar, si no le importa.
RIDING HOOD (singing) Tra-la-la... tra-la-la... I am following the path to my Granny's house to ask him my tip to
buy beautiful dress for the party at the disco
CAPERUCITA (canturreando) Tra-la-la... tra-la-la... (sonando la cancin de regueton candy)Sigo el sendero a la casa de
mi abuelita para pedirle propina para comprar mi lindo vestidito para la fiesta en la discoteca.
NARRATOR Hey wait, wait! Dont you see that its not your time to appear on scene? Go back there and wait
for your turn. (Little Red Riding Hood walks to a side of the stage). Mmm, where was I? Oh yes,
Little Red Riding Hood was...
NARRADOR Eh espera, espera! No te das cuenta de que no es tu turno para aparecer en escena? Regresa all y
espera tu turno. (Caperucita Roja se dirige hacia un costado del escenario). Mmm por dnde andaba?
Ah s... Caperucita Roja era...
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SPIDER MAN (enters stage yelling) I am so STRONG! So POWERFUL! I am INVINCIBLE! I am superman. sorry
to say Spiderman and I'm here to save the world from evil and ugly "Green Goblin."!
HOMBRE ARAA (entra al escenario a grito pelado) Soy tan FUERTE! Tan PODEROSO! Soy INVENCIBLE! .yo soy
superman .perdon que diga el hombre araa y estoy aqui para salvar al mundo del malvado y feo
"duende verde".!
NARRATOR But... again! Everybody is determined to spoil my day! Who are you?
NARRADOR Pero... de nuevo! Todos se han decidido a arruinarme el dia! Quin eres?
SPIDER MAN Don't you know me? I am Spider Man, protector of the weak and unfortunate. I am sure that
someone here needs me!
HOMBRE ARAA No me conoces? Yo soy el Hombre Araa, protector de los dbiles y desamparados. Estoy seguro que
alguien me necesita aqu!
NARRATOR We don`t need you. Can you please leave? (Spider Man leaves sad, looking for another job). Well,
as I was telling you, Little Red Riding Hood was a very nice little girl. She was going to take some
bread and honey to her grandmother who lived in the woods, when a wolf appeared...
NARRADOR No te necesitamos. Puedes retirarte, por favor? (Spider Man se retira triste, en busca de otro trabajo).
Bien, como les estaba diciendo, Caperucita Roja era una nia muy amable. Estaba llevndole pan y miel
a su abuela que viva en el bosque, cuando apareci un lobo...

SPIDER MAN
HOMBRE ARAA

RIDING HOOD
CAPERUCITA
SPIDER MAN
HOMBRE ARAA


but let me work this hard street, plus I'm the best super hero ever. Have you not seen my films.?!
pero dejame trabajar la calle esta dura, adems yo soy el mejor sper hroe de la historia. no has
visto mis pelculas.?!
I have seen your movies. but iron man is taller than your.
yo he visto tus pelculas. pero iron man es ms alto que tu.
better Let us allow narrator continues telling the story.Would you like to eat French fries?
mejor dejemos que el narrador siga contando la historia .te gustara comer papas fritas ?

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RIDING HOOD

CAPERUCITA
SIPDER MAN
HOMBRE ARAA
WOLF

I would like to eat fries. You should be friends with iron man, please tell him that you do not forget
the meeting on Friday.
yo deseo comer papas fritas. tu debes ser amigo de iron man ,porfavor le dices que no se olvide de la
reunin del viernes.
I tell him to call you tonight.
le digo que te llame hoy en la noche.
Oh, what a pretty girl! Who are you?
LOBO Ah, qu nia ms bonita! Quin eres?
RIDING HOOD I am Little Red Riding Hood, but my favorite color es pink. Ha ha ha!! But... what are you doing
here?
CAPERUCITA Soy Caperucita Roja pero mi color predilecto es el rosado. Ja ja ja!! Pero... qu est usted haciendo
aqu?
WOLF I am the wolf, but I don`t harm anybody. (They both start a friendly conversation, when suddenly,
Prince Charming appears).
LOBO Soy el lobo pero no le hago dao a nadie. (Ambos comienzan una charla amistosa cuando, de pronto,
aparece el Prncipe Encantado).
PRINCE Please, can you both try on this little crystal shoe?
PRINCIPE Por favor, podran los dos probarse este zapatito de cristal?
WOLF &
RIDING HOOD
(together) A crystal shoe?!!
LOBO &
CAPERUCITA
WOLF
LOBO
(a do) Un zapato de cristal?!!
but that's not my size, I shoed 45. but shoes "dmoda" are prettier than the market. This shoe is
the smallest of all, can be "Cinderella", she always forgets everything.
pero esa no es mi talla, yo calz 45. pero los zapatos de "dmoda" son ms bonitos que los del mercado.
Ese zapato es el mas pequeo de todos ,puede ser de "cenicienta",ella siempre olvida todo.
PRINCE Yes. I am looking for Cinderella. And this shoe belongs to her. she forgot at home, on the birthday
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of the three little pigs.
PRINCIPE As es. Estoy buscando a Cenicienta. Y este zapato le pertenece. ella se lo olvido en mi casa, en el
cumpleaos de los tres chanchitos.
SNOW WHITE (arrives excited) I heard that Prince Charming was coming!. I was waiting to go dancing. can you
please tell superman to go at 7 o'clock?. y ahora , que vestido usare para ir a la fiesta?, le pedire
un consejo al sapo "sapolio" . Luego voy donde rapuncel para que me cepille mi cabello. y luego
le pedire a cenicienta que me alquile su auto deportivo.
BLANCANIEVES (llega alborotada) Escuch que lleg el Prncipe Encantado! te estaba esperando para ir a bailar.
porfavor le puedes avisar a superman para que vaya a las 7 en punto?. and now, what dress I will use to
go to the party?, I'll ask the frog tip "sapolio". Then Rapuncel to go where I brush my hair. and then you'll
ask me to cinderella you rent your sports car.
PRINCE (to the wolf) You never know what may happen with "some" characters. I think we will all go to the
party. tell him to batman and robin who also go to the party to talk to riding hood and talk with the
three little pigs and the wolf asked advice.
PRINCIPE (al lobo) Nunca se sabe qu puede pasar con "ciertos" personajes. creo que todos vamos a ir a la fiesta.
le dire a batman y robin que tambien vayan a la fiesta para que hablen a caperucita y conversen con los
tres chanchitos y le pidan consejos al lobo.
WOLF You are right, my brother
LOBO Tienes razn, mi hermano
NARRATOR Well, nobody lets me tell the story. So, I am going to finish it anyway. When Prince Charming from
"Cinderella" saw Snow White, he threw away the shoe and decided to get married and have a big
wedding celebration. They invited Little Red Riding Hood, the Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, Spider
Man and the Seven Dwarfs. They all were very happy, especially the Wolf, who was a good wolf
because he didn`t want to harm anybody,
NARRADOR En fin, nadie deja que cuente el cuento. Entonces voy a terminarlo como sea. Cuando el Prncipe
Encantado de "Cenicienta" vio a Blancanieves, tir el zapato y decidi casarse y tener una gran fiesta de
casamiento. Invitaron a Caperucita Roja, al Lobo, a los Tres Cerditos, al Hombre Araa y a los Siete
Enanitos. Todos ellos fueron muy felices, especialmente el Lobo que era un lobo bueno porque no queria
hacerle dao a nadie.