Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
I have always liked the word oxymoron, a word which according to Webster could describe the
results of the combination of oxygen and stupidity; or a man endowed by his Creator with
emasculated bovine feeblemindedness; or the combining of contradictory or incongruous words.
Stated otherwise, an oxymoron is "the product of an oxygen crazed bovinic moron's combination of
words, or, more succinctly, feebleminded hot air. Military Intelligence, in popular punning
parlance, is considered to be a prime example of an oxymoron. Another prime example would be
Jumbo Shrimp [what of Jambalied Shrimp?].
Perchance you noted from my cover photos that to vary my diet of words & vegetation, I also slurp
the occasional bit of bug or ham. Please dont be shocked! It is not like you eating long pig. I eat
only HAMburgers, not BEEFburgers or OXburgers, or so I believe, though your euphemizing of
long pig does give me a moments pause. Does the English language make me an unintentional
cannibal? No! My intent is just to figuratively sharply & dully cannibalize English by slurping in &
spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down, paraphrased and/or edited for fit, flow or
flabbergastation, for: "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?
This Guide contains an extensive listing of the Oxymorons, Double Entendres, One-Liners &
SUCH, slurped up by me over the years. As up to date as Slurpee Summit and Toxic Assets; as
classically classy as Military Intelligence; as misguided as Mission Accomplished; and as
Double Entendrey as Killer Pussy. And now were Fashionably Oxymoronic? I dare say,
oxymorons & such contain wisdom to ruminate on, and to live, laugh and cry by!
From Peter, Paul and Marys Leatherwing Bat, whose "500 Miles" has been identified as being taken from an old Rosh
Hashanah Areshes Sifaseinu Litvish niggun, [Lithuanian Jews religious humming tune], "an oxymoron.
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Thus, there are such as Isaac Bashevis Singer's universal revelation: "We must believe in free will, we
have no choice." Clara Barton's realization: "I can distinctly remember forgetting that." Woody
Allen's retrospective: "The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small." And then Sarah
Palin: "'Refudiate,2 misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language, she states
correctly, Shakespeare liked to coin new words too [but intentionally]. Gotta celebrate it!'"
Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actual
scholarly classifications of the listed items. Thats yours to chew through and muddle over. Some may
be shown here to showcase others and/or for completeness. Enjoy! And please forgive any
imbalances in oxymorons with sexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as a
eunuchized Ox, not provided with a harem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know little
of such matters. Perhaps, that is why I find words, instead of cows, so TITillating, so sexy . . . . Butt
enough B.S. (or is that O.S.?)! Lets sink our teeth into this moronic meat loaf and get to the
jugular of the matter, so all of my vain slurping shall not have been in, or miss the, vein! Now
onward to explore Volume 1 of 3 (A-F)
Palins Refudiate: Oxford American Dictionary's Word of the Year for 2010 So, yes, you can still coin new words!
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Abridged Opinion
Absence Extinguishes Small Passions & Increases Great Ones [Duc De La Rochefoucauld]
Absence Makes The Heart Go Wander
Absence Makes The Heart Go Yonder [Robert Byrne]
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Colder
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder - Of Somebody Else
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Frantic
Absence Of Evidence Is No Evidence [Carl Sagan]
Absence Of War Is Not Peace [Harry S Truman]
Absent-Minded? Funny, I Don't Remember Becoming Absent-Minded
Absentees Are Never Without Fault, Nor Those Present Without Excuse
Absolute Alcohol
Absolute Chaos
Absolute Dimwit
Absolute Freedom
Absolute Guarantee
Absolute Loyalty
Absolute Monarch
Absolute Nonsense
Absolute Possibility
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
Absolute Rubbish
Absolute Silence
Absolute Silence Would Occur If Everyone Said Only What They Absolutely Knew
Absolute Truth
Absolute Uncertainty
Absolute Zero
Absolutely Imperative
Absolutely Important
Absolutely Nothing
Absolutely No Still Means 'Maybe' To Most Guys & Keep Trying To Some Gals
Absolutely No Substitute For A Genuine Lack Of Preparation
Absolutely Of Passing Interest
Absolutely Pretty Good
Absolutely True That There Is No Such Thing As An Absolute Truth
Absolutely Uninteresting
Absolutely Unsure
Absurdity & Perversity Of Thought Remain The Masters Of The World [Arthur Schopenhauer]
Abstain From Abstinence
Abstain From Wine, Women & Song; Mostly Song
Abstainer, Weak Person Who Yields To Temptation Of Denying Himself A Pleasure [A. Bierce]
Abstainers Are Voters For The Winner!
Abstention Is A Vote For The Winner & Against Whiskey!
Abstinence
Abstinence Is As Easy To Me As Temperance Would Be Difficult [Samuel Johnson]
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Abstract Art: Product Of Untalented, Sold By Unprincipled To Utterly Bewildered [Al Capp]
Abundant Poverty [Socrates]
Abundantly Clear
Abundantly Negated
A-Butting Heads
Abutting Parcels
AC-DC [Alternating Current/Direct Current]
AC-DC [Anti-Christ Devil's Child]
AC-DC [Australian Hard Rock Band]
AC-DC [Bi-Sexual]
AC-DC Unplugged
Academia, Where Men Of Principle Outnumber Men Of Honor
Academic Degree Is Not An Education [Rockefeller Panel Reports]
Academic Fraternity
Academic Sorority
Accentuate The Positive, Eliminate The Negative, Latch On To The Affirmative
Accentuate The Positive, Latch On To The Affirmative, Don't Mess With Mister In-Between
Accept Conditions As They Exist, Or Accept Responsibility For Changing Them
Accept No Ones Definition Of Your Life - Define Yourself
Accept Rejection
Acceptable Level Of Unemployment
Acceptable Level Of Unemployment - Acceptable To Whom?
Acceptable Level Of Unemployment Means The Evaluating Economist Still Has A Job
Acceptable Losses
Accident Alert
Accident Forgiveness
Accident Is The 'Name Of The Greatest Inventor' [Mark Twain]
Accident Plan
Accident Preparedness
Accident Preplanning
Accident Prevention
Accidental Felon
Accidental Plan
Accidentally On Purpose [John Strasberg]
Accidentally Preventive
Accidents Will Happen
Accidents Will Happen Under The Best Of Circumstances
Across Europe By Kangaroo, By Wrong Way Aussie Joe Barry
Accomplished Felon
According To All Calculations The Problem Doesn't Exist
According To My Best Calculations Five Wits Out Of Ten Are Half
According To My Best Recollection, I Don't Remember
Accordion Dubbed: To & Fro, Squeeze/Button Box, One-Man Band, Kanootch, Belly Baldwin
Accordion Music
Accountant Knows The Cost Of Everything & The Value Of Nothing
Accurate Election
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Accurate Estimate
Accurate Forecast
Accurate Guesstimate
Accurate Horoscope
Accurate Predictions
Accurate Rumors
Accurate Stereotype
Accused Felon
Ace In The Hole
Achievable Fantasy [Nadler Lewinter]
Achieving Life Is Not The Equivalent Of Avoiding Death [Ayn Rand]
Achilles Heel - Achilles Kryptonite
Achoo Atishoo [Sneezy]
Acid Rain
Acid Test Of Intelligence Is Its Ability To Cope With Stupidity
Acoustic Guitar Amplifier
Acquaintances Are For Borrowing From Not Lending To
Acquitted Criminally & Convicted Civilly [Like OJ]
Acrobats Do It Bottom Side Up
Acrophobic Mountain-Climbers
Act As If You Belong & Oddly The Odds Are Theyll Believe You
Act As If Youre Already Where You Want To Be
Act As If Youre Already Where You Want To Be & You May Just Get There
Act As If What You Do Makes A Difference, It Does! [William James]
Act As If What You Really Want Is The Last Thing On Your Mind
Act Natural!
Act Naturally
Act Neutrally
Act Normally
Act Or Accept
Act The Way You Want To Feel & Soon You'll Feel The Way You Act
Acting Is Happy Agony [Sir Alec Guinness]
Acting Without Thinking Is Like Shooting Without Aiming [B. C. Forbes]
Action May Not Bring Happiness; But There's No Happiness Without Action
Action Plan
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Action Springs Not From Thought, But From Readiness For Responsibility [D. Bonhoeffer]
Action Trumps Advice, But Does Sabotage Trump Criticism?
Actionable Puffery
Actions Of Men Are The Best Interpretations Of Their Thoughts [John Locke]
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Active Neutrality
Active Reserves
Active Rest
Active Retirement
Active Stand-By
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Active Apathy
Actively Apathetic
Actress Cut Hole In Second Floor Theater Rug To See Floor Show
Actress Not Floored By Show, Found Knothole More Entertaining
Actress' First Strands Of Gray Hair Caused Her To Think She'd Dye
Actress Sewed Up Hole In Rug, Not Wanting To See Hole Show!
Actress Went Downstairs & Spiced Up Floor Show For Its Whole Run
Actress When She Saw Her First Gray Hair Thought She'd Dye
Actress Y'Know Didnt Die & Go To Heaven, But Went To The Seven/Eleven & Dyed
Actual Reenactment
Actually, It Only Seems As Though You Mustn't Be Deceived By Appearances
Actuary Brought Fake Bomb On Plane To Decrease Odds Of Real Bomb Being There
Actus Reus - Activity That Transgresses Moral Or Civil Law
Acupuncture Is A Jab Well Done
Acute Apathy
Acute Children
Acute Dullness
AD
Ad Infinitum [Endlessly]
Ad Naseum
Adam & Eve Lost Their Lease For Apple, What Would They Have Given Up For A Lobster?
Adam & Eve, Without Belly Buttons Where Did They Keep Their Navel Lint?
Adam Met Eve & Turned Over A New Leaf
Adam Met Eve & Turned Over A New Leaf - Bye, Bye Lilith
Adapt Or Perish, Now As Ever, Is Nature's Inexorable Imperative [H. G. Wells 1866-1946]
Addiction To Brake Fluid Can Stop At Any Time
Addictive Nature
Adding Manpower To A Late Project Makes It Later
Adding Sound To Movies Would Be Like Putting Lipstick On The Venus De Milo [Pickford]
Additional Reduction
Adequately Satisfactory
Adequately Significant
Adjunct Professor
Adjunct Professor Added Proficiency
Adjunct Professor Adds Junk Professor To Professorial Purgatory
Adjunct Professor Adds Junk Punk To Academic Rolls
Adjusting Brightness Control Doesnt Make My TV Any Smarter
Admit No More Causes Than Such As Are Both True & Sufficient [Isaac Newton]
Admit Nothing, Deny Everything & Make Counter-Accusations
Adolescence, When A Lad Forsakes His Bosom Buddy For A Bosomed Buddy
Adolescent Acts Like A Baby When Not Treated Like An Adult
Adopt The Pace Of Nature, Her Secret Is Patience [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
Adoptionism, A Christian Belief That Jesus Was Adopted As God's Son At His Baptism
Adore, To Venerate Expectantly [Ambrose Bierce]
Adult Child
Adult Children
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Adult Male
Adult, One Old Enough To Know Better
Adult, One Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends & Is Now Growing In The Middle
Adulterated Liquor
Adulterous Male
Adults Are Just Kids With Money, Kids Are Just Adults With Mommy!
Adults Are Just Wrinkled Kids Who Owe Money
Adults Are Obsolete Children [Dr. Seuss]
Advance Agent Of Prosperity [William McKinley]
Advance Quickly & Ambush Is Just Around Next Bend
Advance To The Rear
Advanced BASIC
Advanced Basic
Advanced Beginner
Advanced Ignorance
Advanced Technology Is Indistinguishable From Magic
Advantage Of Exercising Every Day Is That You Die Healthier
Advantage Of Pre-Sketched Origami Is Twofold
Adventists Tithe 20% Of Income [IronHerder Header]
Adventists Tithe 20% Of Income, Spiritually Enriched Being Doubly Taxed
Adverse Conditions
Adversity Makes Strange Bedfellows
Adversity Reveals Genius, Prosperity Conceals It [Horace]
Advertisers Are Wizards Of The Art Of Non Sequiturs [Barry J. Lipson]
Advertising Is Legalized Lying [H.G. Wells]
Advertising Is Legalized Up Through Puffery
Advertisement Rules
Adversity Can Make You Better If You Dont Let It Make You Bitter [John Maxwell]
Adversity Introduces A Man To Himself
Advice: A Pleasure To Give, Humiliating To Need & Normally Ignored [Oliver W. Holmes]
Advice Is Free, The Right Answer Will Cost Plenty
Advice Is What We Seek When We Already Know The Answer But Wish We Didn't [E. Jong]
Advice Is Sought When We Already Know The Answer But Wish We Didn't
Advocate For Avocados, Agitate For Aardvarks &Oddly Aardwolves To The Agenda
Adware Adnihilated By Adaware!
Aerobic Exercise
Aeyyyyyy [The Fonz]
Affection Can Lead To Infection Without Protection On Your Erection
Affable Hermit
Affected Alliteration
Affirmative Action
Affirmative Housing
Affluenza, Being Infected With Selfish Capitalism Or The Compulsion To Be So Infected
Affluenza Is Inflated Sense Of Entitlement, Silver Spoon Syndrome & Rich Bitch Itch
Affluenza, Portmanteau Of The Words Affluence & Influenza
Affordable Housing
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Affordable Luxury
Affordable Moving Co. Fast Reliable Reasonable [Chicagoland]
Affluence Creates Stupid, Or At Least Mindless, Consumers [David Bradford]
African American
After A Storm Comes A Calm
After All Else Has Come & Gone, Memories Are All We Have
After All Else Has Come & Gone, More Has Come Than Gone
After All Else Has Come & Gone, More Has Gone Than Come
After All Is Said & Done, A Hell Of A Lot More Is Said Than Done
After Assembly Extra Components Will Be Found On The Bench
After Commitment It's Always The Wrong Time Of The Month
After Dark Is Really After Light' & After Dark' Comes The Light!
After Dark Should Be Dawn, So When Night Falls That's 'After Light,' Right?
After Dinner Sit A While & After Supper Walk A Mile
After Eating, Do Amphibians Need To Wait An Hour Before Getting Out Of The Water?
After Four Martinis My Husband Turns Ugly & After The 5th I Pass Out Altogether
After Stolen Limo Found The Donald Said He Had Honest Thief 'Nothing Stolen [Trump]
After Meeting You, They Voted In Favor Of Abortion
After Mein Kampf Im In Favor Of Retroactive Abortion
After Ten Years Of Therapy My Therapist Made Me Cry - He Said: No Hablo Ingles
After Things Have Gone From Bad To Worse, The Cycle Will Repeat Itself
After Thought
Against The Assault Of Laughter Nothing Can Stand [Mark Twain]
Age & Treachery Will Always Overcome Youth & Skill
Age Doesn't Always Bring Wisdom, Sometimes Age Comes Alone
Age Has Its Advantages, Too Bad I Cant Remember What They Are
Age Is A Matter Of Mind Over Matter, If You Don't Mind It Really Doesn't Matter [Mark Twain]
Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity
Age Of Miracles Is Past
Age Wrinkles The Body, Quitting Wrinkles The Soul
Aged Care Industry
Aged Regret Sins Not Committed
Agenda Neutral
Agenda Neutral On Gender Neutrality Matters
Agent Provocateur
Aggressive Begging
Aggressive Defense
Aggressive Diplomacy
Agile Tit Tyrants*
Aging Yuppie
Agnostic Believer
Agnosticism Holds Gods Existence Can Neither Be Proven Nor Disproven
Agony: One Armed Man Hanging From Cliff With Itchy Butt. Death: But He Scratches It!
Agony To Useless - Allegheny Airlines To USAir
Agoraphobia Crowding Fear Of Bathing Beaches, Public Places & Open Spaces
Agraphobia, Coitophobia, Erotophobia & Genophobia - Lots Of Fears Of Sex
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Agree To Disagree
Agree To Disagree Without Being Disagreeable
Agreeable Difficulty
Agrizoophobia - Pro-Survival Fear Of Wild Animals
Agro-Forestry
Agro-Silviculture
Agro-Silvopastoral
Ah, Putrefaction! [Sherlock Holmes 2009]
Ah, The Good Old Times When We Were So Unhappy! [French Proverb]
Aha! Anham LLC For Billing U.S. $3,000 For $94.47 Circuit Breaker (3,076 % Mark-Up)
Aha! Anham LLC For Billing U.S. $75 For $1.41 Plumbing Equipment (5,574% Mark-Up)
Aha! Anham LLC For Billing U.S. $900 For $7.05 Control Switch (12,666 % Mark-Up)
Aha Moment
Aha Moment, Discovering Previously Unseen Oprah Rerun With An Aha Moment
Aha Moment, First Characterized In A 1939 Psychology Book [15 Years Pre-Oprah]
Aha Moment Suit With Oprah Settled By Mutual Of Omaha - Aha, Now Mutual Of Opraha
Ahead of Time
Ahhhh, Juicyfruit [One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, 1975]
Ahoy & Other Nautical Expressions! [Alice-Dodo]
Aibohphobia, A Radar Or Palindrome Meaning Fear Of Palindromes [Devil's DP Dictionary]
Aibohphobia - Fear Of Palindromes * Semordnilap Fo Reaf Aibohphobia
AIG Former CEO Thanks US By Suing US Over $182 Billion US Bailout Of AIG
Ailurophobia - Fear Of Cats, If You Dare!
Ain't That A Kick In The Butt? [Al Calavicci - Quantum Leap]
Air Field
Air Head Fired [Headline - Flighty Air Carrier CEO?]
Air Moisture
Air New Zealand Bare Essentials Safety Film [Painted Uniforms]
Air Power Is Peace Power [Lockheed Aircraft]
Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply For Job In Braille [The Herald]
Aircraft Black Box [Really Orange]
Airhead Airborne Bridgehead
Airhead - Flighty Scatterbrained Simpleton
Airline Food
Airline Food Is Plane Food Plainly Prepared
Airline Pilots Make Many Friends In High Places
Airline Schedules
Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents [Reuters]
Airplane Food: White Is Sweet; Brown Is Meat; Gray Don't Eat [Stephen Sondheim]
Airplanes Are Interesting Toys But Of No Military Value [Field Marshal Ferdinand Foch 1928]
Airplanes That Nearly Collide, Are They Involved In A 'Near Miss' Or 'Near Hit'?
Airport Security
Alabama Is The Smartest State, It Has 4 A's & A B!
Alarm Clocks Make People Rise & Whine
Alarms Go Off By Going On
Alas, How Many Have Been Persecuted For The Wrong Of Being Right? [Jean-Baptiste Say]
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Alas, Poor Yorick! I Knew Him, Horatio [Holding Up Yoricks Skull - Shakespeare]
Alaskan Islander Thought He Saw His Oculist But It Was Only An Optical Aleutian
Albertson's Grocery Store Chains Search For Sight Continues [Lincoln (Nebr.) Journal-Star]
Albertson's Grocery Stores - World Infamous Unsightly Grocery Chain?
Albino Blackbird
Albino Luciano [Pope John Paul I]
Albino Pygmy
Albino Red-Necked Wallaby
Albino Redwing
Albino Silverback
Albino Yellowhammer
Albinos Are Fairer Than Other Judges
Alcohol & Calculus Don't Mix So Don't Drink & Derive
Alcohol Causes Some Problems, Solves Some & Dis-Solves Others
Alcohol Is A Good Preservative For Everything But Brains [Mary Pettibone Pool]
Alcohol Is A Liquid That Can Put The Wreck Into Wreck-Reation [Without W & K]
Alcohol Is A Misunderstood Vitamin [P.G. Wodehouse]
Alcohol Is Not The Answer, It Just Makes You Forget The Question
Alcohol Kills Slowest & Weakest Brain Cells, Making The Brain Faster & More Efficient
Alcohol May Pick You Up A Little Bit, But It Lets You Down In A Hurry [Betty Ford]
Alcohol Preserves Many Things, Dignity Is Not One Of Them
Alcoholic Is Someone You Don't Like Who Drinks As Much As You [Dylan Thomas]
Ale, Ale, The Gangs All Hail
Aleph-Null Bottles Of Beer On Wall, Take One Down, Aleph-Null Bottles Of Beer On Wall
Aleph Null, The Smallest Infinite Integer
Alexander & The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day [Judith Viorst]
Alexander The Grape, Purple & Concord Of The World
Alexander The Great Generally Was A Great General
Algebra Was Easy For The Romans As 'X' Was Always Known As 10 & Not As An Unknown
Ali [Bush II For Barbara Boxer, Democratic Senator, California]
Alice B. Toklas Brownies
Alice Beheaded The End!
Alice Down-Bloused Through The Looking Glass
Alice Escaped On The Frumious Bandersnatch With Vorpal Sword [Alice]
Alice Much Too Big. Simply Impassible. Impossible? No, Impassible, Nothing's Impossible
Alice Up-Skirted Down The Rabbit Hole
Alimony Permits Women Who Lived Unhappily Married To Live Happily Unmarried
Alis Piffulous Pay Is 2 Dooklas A Day & Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay! [Dr. Seuss]
All Alone
All An Argument Mostly Proves Is That Two People Are Present
All Booster, No Payload
All Brides Are Beautiful, All The Dead Are Pious
All Bridge Hands Are Equally Likely, But Some Are More Equally Likely
All Change Is Not Growth, As All Movement Is Not Forward [Ellen Glasgow]
All-Day Briefing
All Deliberate Speed
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All Successful Have Had Failures, Yet Repeated Failure Guarantee Not Ultimate Success
All That Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong
All That Glistens Is Not Gold [Faux Shakespeare]
All That Glisters Is Not Gold [Shakespeare]
All That Glitters Is Not Glitz
All That Glitters Is Not Gold
All That Jazz
All That We Are Is A Result Of What We Have Thought [Buddha]
All That's Swell With BJL
All The Darkness In The World Cannot Extinguish The Flame Of A Single Candle
All The Good Ones Are Taken
All The Men In My Family Were Bearded & Most Of The Women [W.C. Fields]
All The News That Fits We Print
All The News That's Fit To Print [New York Times]
All The Way Through A Portion
All The World Loves A Lover
All The World Was Thrilled By The Marriage Of The Duck & Doochess Of Windsor
All The World's A Stage
All The World's A Stage & I Don't Have A Speaking Part [The Lockhorns]
All The World's A Stage & Most Of Us Are Desperately Unrehearsed
All The World's A Stage, So Where Does The Audience Sit?
All The Other Exits Are Jealous [Breezewood, PA]
All The So-Called 'Secrets Of Success' Will Not Work For You Unless You Do
All The Way With LBJ
All Things Are Possible Except Skiing Through A Revolving Door
All Things Being Equal They Say, But All Things Are Never Equal
All Things Being Equal You Lose!
All Things Being Equal You Lose, The Odds Always Favor The House!
All Things Come To Those Who Wait
All Things Must Pass
All True Wisdom Is Found On T-Shirts & Bumper Stickers Or In Rest Rooms
All Utah Condemned To Face Firing Squad [Washington Post]
All Warfare Is Based On Deception [Sun Tzu]
All Warranty & Guarantee Clauses Are Voided By Payment Of The Invoice
All Will Be Alright In The End & If It's Not Alright It's Not Yet The End [Marigold Hotel]
All Work & No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy
All Work & No Play Makes You A Dull Boy, A Manager Or A Very Dull Manager
All You Need Is Love
All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now & Then Doesn't Hurt [Charles M. Schultz]
All You Sewer Shylocks Do Is Sue!, Shrilled Sue [Barry J. Lipson]
All Your Dreams Come True If You're A Cartoon Mouse [Mickey]
Allies Come & Go, Enemies Accumulate
Alligator Skin
Alliteration , Also Always Avoid Aloof, Awkward Alienating &/Or Affected Alliteration
Allow Me To Introduce My Selves
Alls Fair In Love & War
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Alternate Reality
Alternate Service
Alternative To Getting Old Is Depressing
Altogether Separate
Altoid Boy [Bush II For Breath Mint Provider, Special Assistant Israel Hernandez]
Alton Attorney Accidently Sues Himself [Madison St Claire Record]
Altruism Is Based On Self-Deception, The Root Of All Evil
Aluminum Bottle
Aluminium Tin
Aluminum Tin Can
Aluminum Window
Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride [From Listerine Mouthwash Promotion]
Always A Godmother Never A God [Barbara Walters]
Always All Ways [Stop Sign Instructions]
Always & Never - Words You Should Always Remember Never To Use [Wendell Johnson]
Always Avoid Prophesying Beforehand, Its Much Better After The Fact [Winston Churchill]
Always Be Modest, & Be Proud Of It!
Always Be On Lookout For The Obvious
Always Be Sincere, Even If You Don't Mean It [Irene Peter]
Always Believe A Woman When She Says: You Don't Want To Know!
Always Borrow Money From A Pessimist, He Won't Expect It Back
Always Darkest Before It Gets Totally Black [McCain Quoting Mao]
Always Darkest Before It's Pitch Black [Owen Thomas]
Always Darkest Before The Dawn
Always Darkest Before The Dawn, Cat Burglars Take Note!
Always Darkest Before The Dawn, So That's The Time To Steal Neighbor's Newspaper
Always Darkest In The Middle Of The Night [Fonzi]
Always Darkest Just Before The Lights Go Out
Always Do More Than Is Required Of You [George S. Patton]
Always Do Things In Chronological Order, It's Less Confusing That Way
Always Do Your Best. What You Plant Now, You Will Harvest Later [Og Mandino]
Always Forgive Your Enemies; Nothing Annoys Them So Much [Oscar Wilde]
Always Give Waiters Tips, But They Never Seem To Appreciate My Advice
Always Glad To Share My Ignorance With You, I've Got Plenty
Always Go To Other People's Funerals Or They Won't Come To Yours [Yogi Berra]
Always Have A Backup
Always Have A Backup As You Back Up Out Of The Backed Up Sewer
Always Is One More Imbecile Than You Counted On
Always Keep Your Words Soft & Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them
Always Laugh When You Can, It Is Cheaper Than Medicine
Always Leave Empty Milk Carton In Refrigerator In Case Guest Wants Coffee Black
Always Live Your Life In Chronological Order, Flashbacks Are A Bitch
Always Look Where You Least Expect To Find Something
Always Marry A Woman Uglier Than You
Always Make The Audience Suffer As Much As Possible [Alfred Hitchcock]
Always Remember
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American Beer
American Chop Suey
American Cincinnatus [George Washington]
American Civilization
American Constitution 'Protects The People From Government' [Ronald Reagan]
American Culture
American Democracy: Rule By The Majority With Due Regard To The Minority
American Education
American English
American English: Kosher
American Fabius [George Washington]
American Honda
American History
American Idle Winner: Mr. Couch Potato
American Idle Winner Reveled In Having Nothing To Do, But Was Reviled For Not Doing It
American Indian
American Indians Immigration Policy Caused All Of The Problems We Face In The Americas
American Louis Philippe [Millard Fillmore]
American Taliban
American Talleyrand [Martin Van Buren]
Americans Are People Who Insist On Living In The Present, Tense
Americans Clueless On Credit Scores
Americans Drink Whiskey Saying 'Here's To You & Drink It Themselves' [B.N. Chakravarty]
Americans Drink Whiskey To Keep Them Warm, Then They Put Ice In It To Make It Cool
Americans Drink Whiskey With Sugar To Make It Sweet, Then Add Lemon To Make It Sour
Americans Go Down In Elevators & Escalators, English Go Down In Lifts (Up Too! )
Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close To Them [Will Rogers]
Amerinds American Indians, Not The Original Indians From India
Amicable Divorce
Animal Farm Is An Allegory Of Josef Stalin's Soviet Union [George Orwell]
Animal Friends, Thinking Outside Of The Cage
Animal Testing Is A Terrible Idea, They Get So Nervous & Give The Wrong Answers
Amish Barbie
Amish Technology
Amish Woman's Secret Fantasy Is Two Mennonite [Amish Burlesque]
Amnesia & Dj Vu You Think You Forgotten It Before
Amnesia, I've Had It As Long As I Can Remember
Amnesia Used To Be My Favorite Word, But Then I Forgot It
Amnesiac Had An Undeveloped Photographic Memory
Among The First
Amoozin But Confoozin [Li'l Abner]
Ample Anorexic
Amusement Is The Happiness Of Those Who Cannot Think [Alexander Pope]
Amtrak Schedule
An Appeaser Is One Who Feeds A Crocodile, Hoping It Will Eat Him Last [Churchill]
An Elephant's Faithful, One Hundred Percent [Dr. Seuss]
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Anything That Happens Enough Times To Irritate You Will Happen At Least Once More
Anything That Is Too Stupid To Be Spoken Is Sung [Voltaire]
Anything Used To Its Full Potential Will Break
Anything When Dropped Will Go Out Of Sight Into The Least Accessible Space
Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Doing For Money
Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Slowly [Mae West]
Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Well
Anything Worth Not Doing Is Worth Not Doing Well
Anything Worth Taking Seriously Is Worth Making Fun Of
Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value
Anything You Say Can & Will Be Taken Down & Used Against You
Anytime A Turtle's Up On Top Of A Fence Post, You Know He Had Some Help
Anytime Pastrami On White Bread Is Ordered At Deli 'Somewhere A Jew Dies'[Milton Berle]
Anytime Things Appear To Be Looking Better, You Have Overlooked Something
Anytime You Have 50-50 Chance Of Getting It Right, There's A 90% Probability You Won't
AOL Help
Apartments Are Not Meant To Be Apart, Theyre All Stuck Together
Apathetic Interest
Apathetically Urged
Aphrodisiacs Are In The Mind Of The Seducer Not The Seductress
Apostle Of Democracy [Thomas Jefferson]
Apostle Paul Is Appealing & Apostle Peale Appalling [Adlai Stevenson-Norman Vincent]
Apotheosis Satanus
App For Crap Its Time To Change Diaper!
Apparently Invisible
Appealable Arbitration Awards
Appear Invisible
Appear Weak When You Are Strong, & Strong When You Are Weak [Sun Tzu]
Appearance Hearing
Appearances Often Are Deceiving [Aesop]
Appellate Brief
Appendix Is As Useless To You In Your Gut As At The Back Of A Book You Wont Read
Appetite, A Universal Wolf [Shakespeare]
Appetizers Are Those Little Bits You Eat Until You Lose Your Appetite
Applause For The New Clap-Off Bra! [Simultaneously, Lights Can Be Clapped-Off Too!]
Applause For The New Clap-Off Bra, Inspired By The Clapper [Clap-On Lights]
Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, Onion A Day Keeps Everyone Away
Apple A Day Will Keep Doctor Away, So One Every 8 Hours Will Keep 3 Doctors Away
Apple: American Indian Who Is 'Red On The Outside, White On The Inside'
Apple Never Falls Far From The Tree
Apple Of Discord
Apple Of My Eye
Apple Of Wisdom Unwisely Eaten
Apple-Pie Bed
Apple-Pie Order
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Apple Polisher
Apple Tech Support
Apple Turnover, A Pastry Or Some Poor Apple Polisher Is Replaced By Apple
Apple Turnover: Chief Cook Steve Had Job Of Cooking Up New Products & Strategies
Apple Turnover: Chief Cook Steve Resigns Job, New Cook Tim Becomes Chief Chef
Apple Turnover: Steve Job Steps Down, Tim Cook Named Apple CEO, A Timid Cook?
Apple Tech Support
Applecart Upsets
Applesauce Rhetoric
Applied Biosystems Joins Anti-Sense Discovery Process [IronHerder Header]
Applying Applications Require Other Applications To Apply Them, Which Require
Apprentice Cook Must Be As Polite With The Dishwasher As With The Chef [Fernand Point]
Approximate Solution
Approximately Equal
April Showers Bring Forth May Flowers
April Showers Bring May Flowers, & Mayflowers Bring Mayflies & Pilgrims
Aptitude Plus Attitude Equals Ultimate Altitude
Aqualand
Aquaphobia - People's Aversion To Water; Hydrophobia - Chemicals' Aversion To Water
Arab Spring: Arabic Rebellions Which Began On December 18, 2010 In Sidi Bouzid, Tunisia
Arab Spring Began When Md. Bouazizi Set Himself Ablaze Over Corruption & Ill Treatment
Arab Spring May Dry Up Wet Tunisia , Making It As Dry As Desert Its In [Alcohol Ban?]
Arab Spring: Word Check & Phonetics For Sidi Bouzid Comes Up City Boozed [BJ Lipson]
Arabic Anti-Semitism
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear Of Peanut Butter Sticking To The Roof Of The Mouth [Peanuts]
Arachnophobia - Fear Of Spiders Sticking To The Roof Or Anywhere [1990 Film]
Arboreal Marsupial
Arby's 1980's Ad Backronym: 'Americas Roast Beef, Yes Sir!' [But, It's A Sausage!]
Arbys Roast Beef [It's Still A Sausage!]
Arbys Ultimate Angus Philly, Best Philly Outside Philly? [But Still Sausage?]
Arcane Knowledge Is Obsolete, Hidden, Esoteric Data, Understood By Only A Few Or None
Arcanery, The Practice Of Chicly Blending Arcania With Chicanery
Arcanum Of Rosicrucian Manifestos
Arch Criminal Is A Shoe Store Burglar
Archaeologist Is Best Husband, Older She Gets More Interested He Is
Archaeologist Is Best Husband, Older You Get More Interesting You Are [Agatha Christie]
Archaeologist Is Someone Whos Career Lies In Ruins
Archeologist Is Non-Canadian Archaeologist, The Ah Is Missing!
Are Atheists Insurable For Acts Of God? Is God Insurable For Acts Of Atheists?
Are Gay Heterosexuals Bisexual?
Are Sad Homosexuals Gay?
Are These Your Eyeballs, I Found Them In My Cleavage?
Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?
Are You Asleep?
Are You At Your Wit's End Or Your End-All?
Are You Dis-Missed If You Reverse A Sex-Change Operation?
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Art Of Leadership Is Saying No, Not Yes, It Is Very Easy To Say Yes [Tony Blair]
Art Of Science
Art Of Simplicity Is A Puzzle Of Complexity [Douglas Horton]
Art Student
Artful Dodger
Artichoke, One Of The Earth's Monstrosities [Pliny]
Artichoke, Veggie One Has More At Dinner's End Than At Its Start [Lord Chesterfield]
Articulate Ignorance [John Seelye]
Artificial Constraint
Artificial Constraint On Billable Hour!
Artificial Entity
Artificial Entity With Natural Entitys Right Of Free Speech [Corporate Free Speech]
Artificial Fiber-Fill Jackets - This Week Only, Are Marked Down! [By 10%]
Artificial Fiber-Fill Jackets - This Week Only, Are Marked Down! [Fraud]
Artificial Grass
Artificial Insemination Is Procreation Without Recreation
Artificial Insemination Is When The Farmer Does The Cow Without The Bull
Artificial Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence Is Bound To Engender Artificial Stupidity
Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity
Artificial Intelligence Is No Substitute For The Real Thing
Artificial Intelligence Usually Beats Real Stupidity
Artificial Life
Artificial Limb
Artificial Noble Fir
Artificial Person
Artificial Reality [Myron Krueger]
Artificial Turf
Artist Conceiving A Cube Created A Mental Block
Artist, Decent Mind In Indecent Body; Censor, Indecent Mind In Decent Body [Geo. J. Nathan]
Artist Finds Greater Pleasure In Painting Than In Having A Completed Picture [Seneca]
Art's Purpose Is Washing The Dust Of Daily Life Off Our Souls [Pablo Picasso]
As A Failure You Are A Great Success
As A Kid, I Got Three Meals A Day. Oatmeal, Miss-A-Meal & No Meal [Mr. T]
As A Fellow Woman
As A Man Thinketh So Is He, & As A Man Chooseth So Is He [Emerson]
As Above, So Below; As Within, So Without [Emerald Tablet, Circa 3000 BC]
As All-American As Egg Foo Yong [New York Times 9/22/2004]
As American As Apple Pie
As American As French Apple Pie La Mode From Le Pavillon In New York [B.J. Lipson]
As American As Such Apple Pie Enhanced By Imported Savory Spices As Cinnamon & Nutmeg
Ask & It Shall Be Given You ... 'For Every One That Asketh Receiveth' [Matthew 7:7-8]
As Any Fool Can Plainly See [Li'l Abner]
As Famous As The Unknown Soldier
As Intelligence Increases, Speech Decreases [Imam Ali Ibn Aba Talib]
As I Let Go Of My Feelings Of Guilt, I Get More In Touch With My Inner Sociopath
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Athletic Scholar
Athletic Scholarship
Atomic Bomb Is An Invention To End All Inventions
Attack Is The Best Form Of Defense
Attempted Suicide Criminal
Attention Span Of A Computer Is Only As Long As It Electrical Cord
Attentive Husband
Attitude At The Beginning More Than Anything Determine The Outcome
Attitude At The In Come More Than Anything Determine The Outcome
Attitude Determines Success Or Failure [John C. Maxwell]
Attitude Determines Your Altitude
Attitude Is Everything
Attitude Problem Or Perception Problem?
Attitudes Are Contagious, Make Yours Worth Catching
Attorney Bernie Says Sue, We Sue; Sign, We Sign
Attorney Bernie Says Sue, We Sue; Sign, We Sign; Screw, We Screw
Attorney Sleeps First Lying On One Side, Then Lying On The Other
Attorneys Devils Advocating This & Bifurcating That [Clint Eastwood]
Atychiphobia & Autophobia - Fear Of Failure Squared
Atypically Typical
Au Naturel
Auction Winner
Auctioneer: Here Take This Nickel, Make A Dime [REM]
Auctioneers Know Lots, But Not Much More
Audience Participation
Audience Viewing
Audio Biography
Audio Feast
Audiovisual
Auditor Arrives After The Battle & Bayonets All The Wounded
Augustus Lookalike Asked If Mother Serviced At Palace? 'No, My Father' [Rome 63BC-29AD]
Aunt Jemima Light
Auntie Em, Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog [Dorothy]
Aussie Nads Sold At Walgreens For Hair Removal Product [Public Or Pubic?]
Austerity Beats Socialism
Australia , The Country Continent
Australian & French Kisses Are Similar But One Is Given Down Under
Australian False Vampire Bat
Australian Local Area Network Is The LAN Down Under
Australian Prayer: 'Thank God You Got The Puritans While We Only Got The Convicts'
Australians & All Midgets Come From Down Under
Australia's A Pretty Big Country, But A Pretty Small Continent; But It's Sure Pretty!
Authentic Counterfeit
Authentic Replica
Authentic Reproduction
Authoritarian Anarchy
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B
Babe In Arms
Baby Doctor
Baby Fresh
Baby Ruth Candy Bars Individually Parachuted Thousands Of Bars Over Pittsburgh In 1923
Baby Ruth Candy Bars Not Licensed By Babe Ruth Or Babe Ruths Estate Until 1995
Babe Ruth: I Know I Make More Than Prez But I Had A Better Year Than Hoover [$80,000]
Babe Ruth Yanked Away From Yankees To Play & Be Figure Head For Boston Braves [1935]
Babe Ruth Yanked Yankees Chain, Hitting 1935 Last 3 Home Runs At Forbes Field [Pittsburgh]
Babe Ruth's 1932 Called Shot Was 490 Ft Wrigley Field Home Run [Last World Series Hit]
Babelicious Bananas Foster Angel Food Cake [Orlando Sentinel]
Baboon Metaphysics [Dorothy L. Cheney, Or Is It Really Jane Goodall Or VP Dick Cheney?]
Baby Bull
Baby Carrier
Baby Elephant
Baby Factory
Baby Giant
Baby Grand [Piano]
Baby Grand [Wonderful]
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Bagel Is An Unsweetened Doughnut With Rigor Mortis [Beatrice & Ira Freeman]
Bagel Of Oat-Bran & Fruit Is 'Ill-Conceived Bagel Form If There Ever Was One' [Ed Levine]
Bagel - Rolled, Boiled Then Baked Crusty Tail-In-Mouth Bread Roll With A Natural Hole
Bagel, Yiddish For A Universally Beloved Carrier Of Cream Cheese & Lox
Bagels Are Made With Love & A Little Cement
Bagels Given As A Gift To Any Woman In Childbirth [Kracow, Poland, 1610 - Leo Rosten]
Bagels Unlike Donuts Dont Have Their Centers Cut Out & Incongruously Sold As Holes
Baggage Handling
Baggy Tights
Bagless Vacuum
Bagpipes Are The Missing Link Between Music & Noise
Bags Of Steam
Bain Capital, A Bane On The Romney Campaign
Bait & Switch
Bait & Switch, A Caveat Emptor Capitalist Tradition
Bait! In Mexico That's Our Word For Sushi! [Jose Simon]
Bait Of Falsehood Takes This Carp Of Truth [Shakespeare]
Bait The Hook Well, This Fish Will Bite [Shakespeare]
Baked Alaska
Baked Apples Are At The Core Of Modern Thinking [Naomi Kobuko]
Baked Apples Are At The Core Of Modern Thinking, But To Make Them They Are 1st Cored
Baked French Fries
Baked Potato Chips
Bakers Have A Great Knead To Make Bread
Bakers Job Is A Piece Of Cake
Bakers Motto: 'It's Nice To Be Kneaded.'
Bakers Provide Bread Recipes On A Knead-To-Know Basis
Bakers Sell Bread Recipes On A Knead The Dough Basis
Bakers Will Rise To The Occasion, It's The Yeast They Can Do
Bakery Jobs Are Handy If You Knead Dough
Bakery Workers Kneaded Dough
Bakku-Shan, Jap Japped & Japed By Shock Of Seeing Foxy Tail Turn Around Into A Dog
Bakku-Shan, Shock Of Drooling Over A Gal's #10 Rear, On Seeing Her #01 Front
Balanced Diet Is 8 Oz Hotdog In One Hand & 8 Oz Classic Coke In Other
Balanced Federal Budget
Balanced Insanity
Balcony Is Closed [Roger Ebert]
Bald Guys Never Have A Bad Hair Day
Balding Hair
Ball Club
Ball Diamond
Ball Point
Ballerinas Do It Gracefully In Any Position
Ballet Flamenco
Ballot Is Stronger Than The Bullet [Abraham Lincoln]
Balloon Factory Needs To Keep Up With Inflation
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Ballpoint
Bally Nuisance
Ballyhoo Artist
Ballyragged
Bam Bam
Bam Bam Bigelow
Bama [Bush II For Barack Obama]
Bama Bam Bams Bushs Heir
Bamm-Bamm Bam Bam's Pebbles In The Pebbles & Bamm-Bamm Show
Bamm-Bamm Shows Pebbles All! -- 'Yabba Dabba Dooozie!', She Exclaims
Bamm-Bamm Rubble
Ban Flag Burning [Constitutional Amendment]
Band Aid Looking For A Cut
Banana: Asian Who Is Yellow On The Outside, White On The Inside
Ban On Runny Yolks Not Going Over Easy [Spartanburg Herald-Journal]
Ban Right To Say 'Fuck' & You Ban Right To Say 'Fuck The Government' [Lenny Bruce]
Banana Trees Would They Be In The Palm Tree Family, They Do Grow Hands & Fingers?
Banana Trees Wouldn't Be Palm Trees, Or Fruit Trees, Or Trees Of Any Kind
Banana Trees, Zonkers! - They're Woodless, All Leaf, Herb Growing Herbaceous Plants
Band Banned
Band Groupie Got A Mind Like A Stool Clap, Whatever The Hell That Is!
Band Groupie With Stool Clap Mind Got Caught In A Steel Trap Reality
Band Jocks
Bandage Wound Up, Wound Around The Wound
Bandar Bush [Bush II For Saudi Ambassador To U.S. Bandar Bin Sultan]
Bangers Banged An Old Banger While Bangers Exploded Above - Bang Bang Bang!
Bangers Eaten In Old Banger While Bangers Exploded Above - Bang Bang Bang!
Bangers Gangbanged An Old Banger In An Older Banger As She Feasted On Bangers
Banished Band Vanished From Headlines
Bank On Success
Bank On Success, But Don't Expect To Be Able To Make Any ATM Withdrawals
Bank Praises Credit Card Fraud System [EDS Global Communications]
Bank Robbing Musician Made Off With The Lute, Left Money
Banker Left Banking When He Lost Interest
Banker Lends You An Umbrella When Sunny & Takes It Back As Soon As It Starts Raining
Banker Who Sits In Freezer Has Frozen Assets
Bankers After Losing Interest In The Bank Crash Lost Interest In Banking
Banking Bubble Burst?
Bankrupt Bank
Bankrupt Bum
Bankrupt Economy
Bankrupt Millionaire
Banks Are Too Big To Fail & Too Big To Jail [Colbert Report]
Bank's Checkbook Balance of Your Account Is Always Smaller Than Yours
Banks Got Bailed Out, We Got Sold Out [NYC Demonstrations]
Banks Have Branches Because Money Grows On Trees?
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Barefoot Church - Bare Your Souls, Wiggle Your Toes [Barefoot Landing, Myrtle Beach, SC]
Barefoot Church - Can You Bare Your Souls & Keep Your [Bare] Foot Out Of Your Mouth?
Barefoot Church Opponents: Shoo The Devil, Put Your Shoes Back In Christ
Barely Bare
Barely Clothed
Barely Dressed
Barely Eighteen
Barely Used Nudist Re-Sale Shoppe
Barely Used Re-Sale Shoppe
Barenaked Ladies
Barenaked Ladies With Beards
Barfy Burgers!
Bargain Basement Upstairs [London Department Store]
Bargain Is Something You Dont Need At A Price You Cant Resist
Bark For Barack [Bo Obama]
Barking Dogs Seldom Bite
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Barn Burning
Barn Dance
Barn Dance Dosey Doe Your Four Corners!
Barn Fire
Barn Raising
Barn Raising New Amish Built Barn Raised, Upped & Filled With Hay In A Day
Barn Raising Old Rotting Barn Raised, Downed & Cleared Away In A Day
Barn Raising Sturdy Floodplain Barn Raised & Upped Ten Feet Above Bay In A Day
Barn Storming
Barnes Dance
Barnes Dance Dosey Doe Your Four Street Corners!
Barnyard
Barry [Barack Obama]
Bars Should Have Storage Lots Not Parking Lots
Bart Bit A Bit & Barfed
Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory
Base Acid
Baseball As I Watched Kept Getting Bigger & Then It Hit Me!
Baseball Stands Are Made For Sitting!
Basic Acid
Basic Unit Of Laryngitis Is One Hoarsepower
Basically Complicated
Basket Case
Basketball
Basketball Jock Nuts Over Lady Midget
Basketball Star Dribbled While He Dribbled Dont Panky, Pass The Hanky!
Bass A Leaping Were Painted On The Base Of The Bass Fiddle
Bass Ackwards [Ass Backwards]
Bass Guitar
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Be Like A Postage Stamp, Stick To One Thing Until You Get There
Be My Wife... Well? Let's Just Live In Sin [Rock Monster 2008]
Be Naughty, Save Santa The Trip
Be Nice To Nerds, Chances Are Youll End Up Working For One [Bill Gates]
Be Nice To The People On Your Way, You'll Meet The Same People On Your Way Down
Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing Home
Be Not Inhospitable To Strangers Lest They Be Angels In Disguise [Shakespeare]
Be Not Simply Good, Be Good For Something [Henry David Thoreau]
Be Not Your Our Worst Enemy, Be Your Own Best Friend
Be On A Good Footing
Be One With Your Duality
Be Realistic, Go For The Impossible! [ Paulo Coelho]
Be Realistic, Plan For A Miracle! [Osho]
Be Safety Conscious, Eighty Percent Of People Are Caused By Accidents
Be Silent & You'll Be Thought Stupid, Speak & You'll Remove All Doubt
Be Slow In Choosing A Friend, Slower In Changing [Benjamin Franklin]
Be Spontaneous
Be Sure To Mock People Who Take Themselves Too Seriously
Be Sure To Obtain Meteorological Data Before Leaving On Vacation
Be Teeming, Be Abuzz, Bee's Swarming All Abuzz
Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For [Will Rogers]
Be The Change That You Wish To See In The World [Mahatma Gandhi]
Be True To Thyself
Be Wary Of Strong Drink, It Can Make You Shoot At Tax Collectors, & Miss!
Be What You Are; It Is Better That Way, Dolph [Piers Anthony]
Be Who You Are For Those Who Mind Don't Matter & Those Who Matter Don't Mind
Be Wiser Than Other People If You Can, But Do Not Tell Them So [Lord Chesterfield]
Be Yourself
Be Yourself, Everyone Else Is Already Taken [Oscar Wilde]
Beady Eyed
Bean Dizzy Now? [Dean Busy]
Beans & Bacon In Peace Better Than Cakes & Ale In Fear [Aesop]
Beans Are Neither Fruit Nor Musical [Nancy Cartwright]
Beans Refried Are Tasty Fine, Would Beans Just Fried Be Also Fine, While Saving Time?
Beanz Meanz Heinz [British Heinz Slogan]
Bear A Child
Bear A Resemblance
Bear A Scar
Bear A Signature
Bear A Title
Bear Arms
Bear Arms Bear Arms [Yogi]
Bear Bears Bear Cub
Bear Constant Criticism
Bear False Witness
Bear Fruit
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Bear Gifts
Bear Heavy Load
Bear Naked Granola [US]
Bear News
Bear Orders
Bear Responsibility
Beard Irritated Me At First, But Then It Kinda Grew On Me
Bearded Tits*
Barnaise Sauce Is Simply Egg Yolk, Shallot, Tarragon Vinegar, Butter & Years Of Practice
Beast In The Hole
Beast Of Buffalo [Grover Cleveland]
Beat Around The Bush
Beat The Unbeatable, Mount The Unmountable, Scroot The Inscrutable, & Eff The Ineffable
Beat Them At Black Jack, Then They Beat Me Back Black & Blue [Oh! My Aching Back!]
Beat Your Child Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does
Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
Beatings Will Continue Until Morality Improves
Beatlemania
Beatles
Beatles Rode In Beetles
Beatles When Out Front Rode In Beetles With Engines In Back
Beau Brummell [Not Dandy But A Dandy]
Beau Geste [Gracious But Meaningless Gesture]
Beau Tenebreux [Dark & Handsome]
Beautiful Badlands
Beautiful Birds, The Only Kind We Cage
Beautiful Corpse
Beautiful Disaster
Beautiful Flaws
Beautiful Funeral
Beautiful Young People Are Acts Of Nature, Beautiful Old People Are Works Of Art
Beauty & The Beast
Beauty & The Breast Is Best
Beauty Can Pierce One Like A Pain [Thomas Mann]
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder & The Bolder The Holder The Better The Eyeful
Beauty Is Only A Light Switch Away
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep & The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clean To The Bone [Dorothy Thompson]
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Fashion Is Even Shallower
Beauty Is Potent, Money Is Omnipotent
Beauty Lasts For A Moment, But Ugly Goes On & On & On
Beauty Masks The Truth
Beauty Of Destruction
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Being Deeply Loved Gives You Strength, Loving Deeply Gives You Courage [Lao Tzu]
Being Done By The Same Man Does Not Make Them Relatives
Being Frustrated Is Disagreeable, But Real Disasters Begin When You're Not!
Being Interested In Them Makes More Friends Than Getting Them Interested In You
Being On The Right Track Will Do You No Good If You're Going In The Wrong Direction
Being On The Right Track Will Get You Run Over If You Just Sit There [Will Rogers]
Being Paranoid Means Never Having To Think That You're Alone
Being Proud Of What We Know & Ashamed Of Ignorance Is Barrier To Advancement [Brown]
Being Right Too Soon Is Socially Unacceptable
Being Wrapped Up In Oneself Makes A Very Shoddy Package
Belch Is A Wild Burp, Burp Is A Mild Belch
Believe In Ourselves & We Can Risk Any Experience Revealing The Human Spirit [E.E.C.]
Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand!
Believe In Yourself
Believe It... Or Not [Ripley's]
Believe That Life Is Worth Living & Your Belief Will Help Create The Fact [William James]
Believing In Superstition Brings Bad Luck
Bell Ringer
Bellevue Patients' Card Tournament Cancelled As No Player Had A Full Deck
Belly Button
Belly Button Lint
Belly Dancer
Belly Fully Gorged Never Produced A Sprightly Mind [Jeremy Taylor]
Belly Jewel
Belly Rules The Mind [Spanish Proverb]
Belly Whooper
Beloved Man [Benjamin Hawkins' Creek Honorific Title - Chief Indian Agent 1796-1816]
Belt Buckles On Hats Failed To Hold Up Pilgrims Pantaloons
Ben-Gay Analgesic Heat Rub [US Pre-1995]
Benator [Bush II For Ben Nelson, Democratic Senator, Nebraska]
Beneath This Pillow, Lies The Key To My Release [Covering Groin & Handcuff Key SH 09]
Benevolent Despot
Benevolent Dictator
Benevolent Tyrant
Benign Is What You Will Be After You Be Eight
Benign Military Occupation
Benign Neglect
Benign To Ridicules
Benign Tumor
Berlin Wall Airlift
Berlin Wall Grand Opening
Berlin Wall Stoned
Berlin Wall Stones For Sale
Bermuda, Where Left Is Right & Right Is Wrong
Besotted Sot
Bessie Stopped Giving Milk The Other Day, She's An Udder Failure
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Best Activities For Health Are Pumping & Humping [Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Best Bud [Classic Budweiser]
Best Bud [Closest Friend, Bud, Pal]
Best Bud [Lover's Clitoris]
Best Bud [Titan Arum Bud - Worlds Largest Flower]
Best Bud [Weed, Budha, Dank, Skunk, Red, Green, Wacky Tobacky, Grass, Cheeba, Pot]
Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-View Mirror, With A Cop In It!
Best Cure For Insomnia Is To Get A Lot Of Sleep [W.C. Fields]
Best Defense Against Rape Is To Beat Off The Attacker
Best Defense Is A Good Offence
Best Exercise, Reach Down & Pull Somebody Up
Best Explanation Is Not Always The Simplest, But The Simplest Is Most Often The Best
Best Foot Forward
Best Gift For Someone With Everything? - A Burglar Alarm!
Best Gift For Someone With Everything? A Spring Cleaning!
Best Kept Secret Is a Clear Round Diamond Kept In A Bowl Of Clear Round Marbles
Best Kept Secret Is Kept In Plain Sight
Best Kept Secret Is Kept Out Of Mind So It Is Out of Sight
Best Kind Of Wealth Is To Give Up Inordinate Desires
Best Laid Schemes O' Mice An' Men Gang Aft A-Gley [Robert Burns]
*An' Lea'e Us Nought But Grief & Pain For Promised Joy [RB 1785]
Best-Laid Schemes Of Mice & Men Oft Bear Unwanted Fruit
Best Man At A Wedding Never Gets To Prove It!
Best Measure Of Someone's Honesty Is The Zero Adjust On Their Bathroom Scale
Best Mind-Altering Drug Is The Truth
Best Of Book Is Not The Thought Contained, But The Thought Suggested [O. W. Holmes]
Best Of Don Lane [American-Born Australian Comedian & Talk Show Host]
Best Of Geraldo
Best Of Times Worst Of Times
Best Person For A Job Is Generally The One That Understands It Enough Not To Want It
Best Poet Is The Man Who Delivers Our Daily Bread - The Local Baker [Pablo Neruda]
Best Proof Of Intelligent Alien Life Out There Is That We've Never Been Contacted
Best Prophet Is Common Sense, Our Native Wit [Euripides]
Best Proof Of Love Is Trust
Best Rack! But On A Buck Or A Doe?
Best Reasons Make The Worst Excuses
Best Response To A Cruel, Mean-Spirited Attack Is Silence [Ann Landers]
Best Safety Device Is A Car's Rear-View Mirror With A Cop In It [Gil Stern]
Best Sauce In The World Is Hunger [Cervantes]
Best Sermons Are Lived, Not Preached
Best Speech Is The One You Dont Make
Best Theories Not Only Truer Than Common Sense, They Make More Sense Than Common Sense
Best Thing About Standards Is That There Are So Many To Choose From
Best Thing About The Good Old Days Is I Wasn't Good & I Wasn't Old
Best Things Always Happen When The Camera Is Off
Best Things In Life Are Free
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Big Banks, The Bottom Line Is They Offer Very Little Benefit [Phil Angelides]
Big Banks, Too Big To Manage & Too Big To Regulate [Phil Angelides]
Big Banks, Too Big To Prosecute Now!
Big Banks Too Complex To Understand & Too Risky To Exist [Phil Angelides]
Big Boy [Double Hamburger]
Big Boy [Large Male Child]
Big Breaths, MD Instructed - Yes, They Used To Be, Patient Vieille Dame Sighed Sadly
Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies, Stop [Press Your Luck]
Big Chief [William Howard Taft]
Big Chip
Big Country [Bush II For Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Joe Allbaugh]
Big Crunch
Big Deal [NOT]
Big Detail
Big Dick's Halfway Inn [Gravois Hills, Missouri]
Big Difference Between Sex For Money & Sex For Free Is The Latter Costs A Lot More
Big Fish Eat Little Fish
Big George [Bush II For George Miller, Democratic Congressman, California]
Big John, Big John, Big Bad John
Big Lub [William Howard Taft]
Big Minority
Big Nothing
Big Nuts Belgian Chocolate Bar
Big O [Bush II For Secretary Of The Treasury Paul O'Neill]
Big Runaway, Mass Evacuation In Summer Of 1778 Of North Central Pennsylvania Settlers
Big Sip
Big Shots Are Only Little Shots Who Keep Shooting [Christopher Morley]
Big Time [Bush II For VP Dick Cheney]
Big Town
Big Z, Little Z, What Begins With Z? Me, I'm A Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz, As You Can See [Seuss]
Bigface, Nickname Of Newly Redesigned U.S. Currency
Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many, Monogamy Is The Same [Oscar Wilde]
Bigamy Is One Wife Too Many, So Is Monogamy
Bigamy Lets You Avoid Painful Publicity Of Divorce & Expense Of Alimony [Oliver Herford]
Bigger Half
Bigger The Man, The Less Likely He Is To Object To Caricature
Bigger They Are, The Harder It Is To See Your Shoes
Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall
Bigger They Are, The Harder They Hit
Biggest Piece Of Minutia [Bill O'Reily]
Biggest Room You Have Is Your Room For Improvement
Biggest Security Gap - An Open Mouth!
Biggest Shortage Of All Is The Shortage Of Common Sense
Biggest Trick Devil Ever Played Was Convincing World He Didn't Exist [Usual Suspects]
Biggie Smalls
Bill Blake - Was Hanged By Mistake [Tombstone]
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Bill Clinton [William Jefferson Blythe III, Later Changed To William Jefferson Clinton]
Bill Of Rights
Bill Would Exempt Minors From Death [Goldsboro News Argus]
Bills Travel Through The Mail At Twice The Speed Of Checks
Bim-Bam-Bom, Only Lazy Bones Are Asleep, When All Bells Are Ringing [Panie Janie! 1938]
Bim Bam Boom, Canadian Kid's TV Featuring Three Clowns, Bim, Bam & Boom [1955-56]
Bim Bam Boom: My Heart Goes Bim Bam Boom [Roger Klug]
Bimbo Uses Sun Technology To Automate Operations [Computer Rag]
Bin Laden & Fred Flintstone Both Look Out Window & See Rubble
Bing! Scroogled By Google, One & All, So Says Microsoft
Bingeing On Moderation
Bio-Degradable Plastic
Bio-Engineered Corn, Radiated Milk, Squashoids, Things Nightmares Are Made Of
Bio Mass - Ferment It & Burn It Or Ferment It & Drink It?
Bio Mass - The History Of A New England State
Bio-Mortia
Biologists Communicate About Amoeba On Cell Phones
Biology 101, Where Straight Guys Dissect Frogs & Gay Ones Open Flies
Biology Grows On You
Biology Is Only Science Where Multiplication & Division Means The Same Thing
Bipartisan
Bipartisan Cooperation
Bipartisan Senate Action
Bipolar Disorder
Bird Dog
Bird-Footed Dinosaur
Bird In Hand
Bird In Hand Equals A Full Pot & A Happy Stomach
Bird In Hand, If A Cornish Hen, Only Enough For One
Bird In Hand Is Dead
Bird In Hand Is Safer Than One Overhead
Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
Bird In The Hand Is Worth What It Will Bring
Birds Of A Feather Flock Together
Birds Of A Feather Flock Together & While Theyre Flocking
Bird Of Another Feather
Bird Of Happiness Alights Only Upon The Hand That Does Not Grasp [John Berry]
Bird Of Jove
Bird Of Prey
Birdbrain
Birdbrained
Birdie Birdwell Threw Away The Baby With The Bath Water, But Kept The Stork
Birds Eye View
Birds Cannot Fly On One Wing
Births To High School Girls Fall To Record Low [CNN]
Birds Of A Feather Flock Together
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Black Light
Black Man [Primarily Brown]
Black Man's Guide To Crazy White Women [Sean Phillips, An 'Oprah' Book]
Black Out Drunk
Black Panther
Black Pearl
Black Russian
Black, White, Red, Yellow, Straight Or Gay, Now's The Time For A Roll In The Hay
Blackfellas & Whitefellas, Were All Australians!
Blacklashes Were Primarily Backlashes which Now Backlash Politically
Blackmarket.Gov
Blackout Chess, You Turn Off The Light & I'll Make The First Move!
Blackpool Breakfast: Me, 20 Ciggies & A Pot Of Tea [Lilly Savage]
Blacks Blue Over Bluefield State Being Whitest Black College [W. Va. - Now 90% White]
Blacks Blue Over Historically Black Federal Funding Going To 90% White College?
Bladder Infection Means Urine Trouble
Bladdered & Pissed Off
Blades Not Razors Make Us Money & These Blades Last Too Long [Harlan Coben- Live Wire]
Blagojevich, Former Illinois Govenorvitch, Convicted Of Senatorial Switch Kitsch
Blagojevich Had Itch To Enrich, But There Was A Twitch, A Glitch, A Snitch, What A Bitch!
Blameless Criminal
Blameless Culprit
Bland Spice
Blank Expression
Blanket Factory I Used To Work At Folded
Blanket Lady Blanketed City With Bounty Blankets
Blasphemy Is The Strangest Of Artificial Crimes
Blasphemy Is Then Followed By Obscenity & Indecent Exposure As Strange Artificial Crimes
Blatantly False Statements Made By Rep. Michele Bachmann Says Resigning Aide Ron Carey
Blending Family
Blessed Are The Flexible For They Can Tie Themselves Into Knots
Blessed Are The Flexible For They Will Not Be Bent Out Of Shape
Blessed Are The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth
Blessed Are The Pessimistic For They Hath Made Backups
Blessed Are The Young For They Shall Inherit The Earth
Blessed Are The Young For They Shall Inherit The National Debt
Blessed Are They Who Hunger & Thirst, For They Have Stuck To Their Diets
Blessed Are Those Who Can Laugh At Themselves, They Will Never Cease To Be Amused
Blessed Curse
Blessed Is He Who Expects Nothing, For He Shall Not Be Disappointed
Blind As A Bat
Blind As A Bat Is Batty, Bats Arent Blind Just Somewhat Visually Challenged. They See!
Blind Bird
Blind Carbon Copy
Blind Curve
Blind Date
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Blind Driveway
Blind Eye
Blind Drunk
Blind Jazz Musician Feels Blue
Blind Man Carrying Lame Sighted Man Is Like Will Power Is To The Mind [A. Schopenhauer]
Blind Man Says Diana Prettiest Woman He Ever Saw [Reuters]
Blind Man Said I See As He Picked Up His Hammer & Saw
Blind People Do It By Feeling
Blind Seer
Blind Sight
Blind Spot
Blind Viewer
Blind Witness
Blinders Of The Mind Obscure The Lions To The Left & Tigers To The Right! [Barry J. Lipson]
Blinding Light
Blinding Sunrise
Blindsight
Bling Bling [B.G./Lil Wayne Lyrics 1999]
Bling Bling Bling: Diamonds Bitch Everyone Gonna Blink (Bling Bling Bling) [2Pac-1996]
Bling Bling Era Was Cute, But It's About To Be Done [Immortal Technique Rev. 2 - 2003]
Bling Bling, Jamaican Slang For Something Fancy Or That A Person Is Showing Off
Bling Bling, That Which Emerges From The Light Reflected By A Diamond
Bling Bling: Ultra Brite Gives Your Mouth {Bling-Bling} Sex Appeal![1960's]
Bling Dynasty [Modern China]
Bling, Jewelry Of The Hip Hop Culture
Bling, Linguistic Ideophone Evoking 'Sound' Of Light Hitting Diamonds Or Precious Metals
Bling, Named After The Sound Generated From Gaudy Flashy Jewelry
Bling Of Blings
Blintz, A Sweet Cheese-Filled Yiddishe Crepe
Bliss Is Blissful
Bliss Is Ignorance
Bliss Is Ignorance, Ignorance Is Bliss
Blockbuster Wine
Blog (Contraction Of Web Log) Is An Online Chronological Journal, Updated Regularly
Blogger-In-Chief Sought By Pop!Tech, A Science, Technology & Future Of Ideas Conversation
Blogosphere Is The Entirety Of All Blogs In A Blogging Community
Blonde Bombshell
Blonde Or Tree, Which One Knows When It's Being Cut Down?
Blonde Stayed Up All Night Wondering Where Sun Went, Until It Finally Dawned On Her
Blondes Have More Fun
Blondes Have More Fun, But Do They Know It?
Blondes May Have More Fun, But Brunettes Remember It The Next Day
Blood Is Thicker Than Water
Blood Is Thicker Than Water, So Is Maple Sugar
Blood, Sweat & Tears [1963 Johnny Cash Album]
Blood, Sweat & Tears, 'I Have Never Promised Anything But ' [Winston Churchill]
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Blood, Sweat Or Tears, Which Was The 'Salty Taste On His Lips'? [Metropolis 1926]
Blood, Toil, Tears & Sweat Is All You Are Offered
Bloody Mary-Land/Crabby Mary, Make With Old Bay Crab Seasoning
Bloody Mary, Queen Of England Whose Bloody Reign Of Terror Killed Hundreds [1553-58]
Bloody Mary Slutified Or Slutty Mary Add Sausage & Stir Vigorously
Bloody Mary, Vodka Tomato Drink Honoring Queen Mary I Of England Or Waitress Mary
Bloody Mary Waitress Named Mary Worked At The Chicago Bar The Bucket Of Blood
Bloody Mary Wretched, A Virgin Mary, Bloody Shame Or Bloody Virgin [Sans Alcohol]
Bloody Mary Wretched, Also Bloody Barbara For Barbara Castle, British Transport Minister
Bloody Marys Bro Bloody Charlie A Bloody Mary With 2 Olives As Balls [Jean Shepherd]
Bloody Molly, Bloody Mary Irishized With Irish Whiskey Replacing Vodka
Bloody Murder, Bloody Mary Heatened With Gin, Black Vinegar, Wasabi Sauce & A Sword
Bloody Wonderful
Bloody Wretched
Blotto Bluto
Blow Is Forgotten, Spoken Word Lingers On
Blower Ringing, Pick Up Please
Blue Balls
Blue Balls, A Male Condition Scientifically Called Epididymal Hypertension
Blue Balls, Blood Trapped In Scrotum Becomes Deoxygenated & Blue Tinged
Blue Balls, Describes 'How Sad They Are That They Can't Come! [Cosmopolitan]
Blue Balls, Dull Aching Pain Caused By Prolonged Unsatisfied Sexual Arousal
Blue Balls, PA
Blue Bird Of Happiness
Blue Blood
Blue Bloods Are Deoxygenated
Blue Christmas
Blue Christmas A Service Of Hope
Blue Green
Blue Hair
Blue Jean Mother
Blue Laws
Blue Moon
Blue Movies
Blue Rose
Blue Sky Thinking
Blue Sky Laws
Blue Valentine
Blueberries Turn Yogurt Purple! How Come?
Blurry Vision
Blushing Crow [Crushing Blow]
BNAG - Thats BANG Out Of Order!
Board Secretary Was A Bountifully Bored, yet still bored, Broad
Boards Dont Hit Back [Bruce Lee]
Boars Aren't Boring Except When Using Tusks Or Unique Corkscrew-Shaped Members
Boatman Jim [James A. Garfield]
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Book Club, I Thought, Was Lord OF The Flies With Wine & Dip
Book Is Like A Garden Carried In The Pocket
Book Is Mirror Look Out! If Ass Peers In Is Unlikely Apostle Will Appear Out!
Book On Anti-Gravity Can't Be Put Down
Book On Voyeurism Is A Peeping Tome
Book Up There Found Down Under
Book Up There On High Shelf Published Down Under
Book Up There Published Down Under, About Getting Up There On Top Of Mount Everest
Bookkeepers Do It With Blind Precision, CPA's Improvise!
Books Are Not Lost By Loaning Except Those You Particularly Wanted To Keep
Books Are Not Men & Yet They Stay Alive
Books On Suicide Never Returned [Headline]
Books On Tape
Books With Shorth Have Such Power & Strength, Shorth Being Better Than Length [Dr. Seuss]
Books Won't Stay Banned, Ideas Won't Go To Jail [Alfred Whitney Griswold]
Boomerang Champion Is Trying For A Comeback
Booming Prairie Chicken Is Horny Male Performing His Mating Ritual Called Booming
Booming Prairie Chicken Monument Celebrates Their Moving Ahead Of Minnesota Settlers
Boop Boop Be Doop [Betty Boop]
Boot Strap
Bootiful [Li'l Abner]
Bootiful Bootleggings
Bootleg
Bootlegged Tapes
Bootlegged Whiskey
Bootleggers
Bootlegging
Bootlickers
Booty Buddies [Las Vegas]
Booty: Butt, Ass, Specific'lly Spectacular Female Posteriors
Booty Call
Booty Call, A Late Night Cry For Immediate Casual Sex
Booty Call, Ma Bell's Facilitation Of Incidental Accidental Procreation
Booty From Middle English 'Botye' [Advantage] Via Middle Lower German 'Bute' [Exchange]
Booty Is A Third Of The Whole Package Of One Fine Booty, A Great Body! & Huge Racks!
Booty Is A Third Of What Rappers See, The Other 2/3rds Breasts!
Booty: Pirate Treasure, Swag, Loot, Plunder & Other Ill-Gotten Gains
Booty Saith Captain Yellowbeard: Split The Booty, Mates!
Booty Saith Ike Turner: Shake Dat Booty, Woman! I Said Shake It! SLAP!!!
Booty Saith Sir Horny: What I Wouldn't Give For Some Of Her Booty!
Booty Shoes Cost Reebok & Skechers $65 Million To Settle FTC No Great Booty Charges
Booty Shoes With Rounded Bottoms Won't 'Get You Kim Kardashian's Booty' As Ads Claimed
Bootys For New Babys Or Baby Bootys, 'Soft Beige With Fur' [Ebay-Australia]
Boozed Boozer
Bop [Poop]
Border Control
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Brainstorming
Brake Fluid Addicts Believe They Can Stop At Any Time
Brakes Applied To Breaking The Law To Enforce The Law By NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio
Brand-New Antiques
Bras Help End Female Slavery [CNN]
Bras Help End Female Slavery, Yet Then Them Puppies Can No Longer Swing Free!
Brass Balls
Brass Knuckles
Brass Ring Missed At Miami Convention
Brassbound Brass of Brass Hats Brassed Off at The Brassy Brass Section Of The Brass Band
Brassbound Traditions
Brave Politician
Brave Wimp
Bravery Is Being The Only One Who Knows Youre Afraid
Breaches Found In Sex Abuse Enforcement! MPs Vow Not To Stop Until Last Hole Filled!
Bread Always Falls Buttered Side Down
Break A Habit, Drop It!
Break-A-Leg [Have Good Luck]
Break Time
Breakfast At Any Time! How About French Toast During The Renaissance?
Breakfast Of Champions [Wheaties Cereal]
Breakin The Ton
Breakthrough By Rescue Team When They Broke Through The Mine Shaft Wall
Breakthrough In Word Processing Led To The Demise Of The Quill & Then The Typewriter
Breakthrough Into The Sacred Psychedelic Realm With DMT
Breakthrough News Report Reported On Medical Breakthrough
Breakthrough On D-Day At Normandy Beach Quickened End Of WW II
Breakthrough, The Underling Heard Her Overlord Yelp, As He Making Of Her A Woman
Brevity Is The Soul Of Lingerie [Dorothy Parker]
Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit
Brezel-Precel-Pretzel, German-Polish Soft Pretzels
Brick By Brick He Built His Future Around Him [Dan Chaon]
Brick By Brick He Built With 'No Doors Or Windows... Sealed In A Coffin [Dan Chaon]
Brick By Brick I Wanna Build You Up; Brick By Brick I Wanna Break You Down [KjGydell]
Brick By Brick I'm Gonna Reconstruct; Brick By Brick I Wanna Feel Your Love [KjGydell]
Brick By Brick, King By King Private Companies Keep Their Long-Term Point Of View
Brick By Brick, King By King Public Companies Keep Their Long-Term Blinders On!
Brick By Brick My Citizens, Brick By Brick Rome Is Built [Emperor Hadrian 117-138AD]
Brick Parachute
Brick Shithouse, See Built Like As Contemplating Your Navel In Your Clapboard Outhouse
Bricked-Up Windows
Bride Got A New Name & A Dress
Bride Groom
Bride Rides Bridle Path
Bridegroom
Bridge Ahead - Pay Troll
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Bridge Hands Are All Equally Likely, But Some Are More Equally Likely Than Others
Bridge Inspectors In Western Pennsylvania Need Know Only One Word --- 'Failed!'
Bridge Is Like Sex, If You Dont Have A Good Partner Youd Better Have A Good Hand
Bridge Jumpers In Paris Are In Seine
Bridge Scam: If You Believe That, Do I Have A Bridge To Sell You - The Brooklyn Bridge!
Bridge Scam: Imperialistically Manhattan Claimed Ownership To Brooklyns Brooklyn Bridge
Bridge Scam: Just Think If Brooklyn Had Claimed It Owned Manhattans Manhattan Bridge?
Bridge Scam: Lifetime Bridge Sold To Me By My Dentist That Failed In Less Than A Decade
Bridge Scam: London Bridge Is Broken Down, Falling Down, My Fair Lady Lea, But
Bridge Scam: London Bridge Sold 1n 1968 & Moved Brick By Brick To Lake Havasu, Arizona
Bridges Burned
Bridges You Cross Before You Come To Them Are Over Rivers That Aren't There
Brief After-Dinner Speech
Brief Brief
Brief Briefs
Brief Journey
Brief Legal Description
Brief Longing
Brief Political Speech
Brief Speech
Brief Survey
Brief Wait
Briefer The Brief, It's My Belief, Greater The Sigh Of The Reader's Relief [Dr. Seuss]
Briefing
Briefs
Bright Night
Bright Rain
Bright Shade
Brightens Your Day, Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe, New Brighton, PA
Brightest Future Requires You To Let Go Of Your Past Failures & Heartaches
Brightest Thunder-Bolt Is Elicited From The Darkest Storm [Charles Caleb Colton]
Brilliant Failure [Oscar Wilde]
Brilliant Kos Post
Brilliant, Sauv, Witty - But Enough About Me! How Are You?
Brilliant Stupidity
Brilliantly Dull
Bring Away
Bring Me An Order Of Escargots, But Hold The Slugs [Orson Bean]
Bring The Dog, I Love Animals. Im A Great Cook [Fatal Attraction, 1987]
Bring Them On [George W. Bush]
Bring'EmYoung.com, A Utah First, Second, Third & Fourth Coming Site
Bringin Home The Bacon
Bringing On Moderation
Bristol Fashion
Bristol Fashion & Ship-Shape
Bristol Haute Couture Fashion Designers Bristle Briskly, Proceeding In Bristol Fashion
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Buck: Single $1.00 Note Thats A Legitimate, But Too Small To Note, Dead President
Buck Stops Here! [Harry S Truman]
Buck Stops There
Bucket List, Things To Do Before You Kick It!
Bucket List, Things To Do While You Can
Buckle Up, It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Snatch You From Your Car
Bucks May Buck, But Won't Pass The Buck In Doing Their Buckly Duties
Bucks Pass The Buck, If Straight, But Won't Pass The Doe Without Doing Her Till Done
Bud [Budweiser]
Bud [Butt Ugly Douchlord]
Bud [Clitoris]
Bud [Close Friend, Bud, Pal]
Bud [Douche Bag, But In A Hilarious Way]
Bud [From Whence Cometh The Flower]
Bud [Marijuana]
Bud [Super Hot Guy]
Bud Flowers [London Florist]
Buddhist Rejected Novocain For Root-Canal, Seeking Transcend Dental Medication
Buddhist Said To Hot Dog Vendor Make Mine One With Everything; & Change, Please
Buddhist Told By Hot Dog Vendor Change Comes From Within
Buddy System Is Essential To Survival, It Gives The Enemy Another Target
Budget Busters
Budget Deficit
Budget Resolution
Budget Was Unlimited, But I Exceeded It Nonetheless [Donald Trump]
Budha [Marijuana]
Bud's Flowers Inc [Chicago, Illinois]
Buffalo a/k/a American Bison Is Scientifically Bison Bison
Buffalo a/k/a American Bison Subspecies Plains Bison Is Bison Bison Bison
Buffalo Bill's Wild West & Congress Of Rough Riders Of The World
Buffalo Chips
Buffalo In Truth Are Only The Asian Water Buffalo & The African/Cape Buffalo
Buffalo Is French Trapper Word Buf [Ox - US 1635]; Bison Latin Bisn [Ox - US 1774]
Buffalo Of Europe: European Bison, Aurochs, Wisent Or Scientifically Bison Bonasus
Buffalo Wings
Buffalo Wings From Buffalo, New York
Buffalo: Wis- In Wisent Also Refers To Animal's Musk - Thus Musk-Ox?
Buffalo, Wisent Them Come To America To Be American Bison?
Buffalo Y Chromosome Analysis Associated Wisent & American Bison
Buffalos Buffalo Wings Buffaloed All At Buffalo Bills' 4 Super Bowl appearances [1990-93]
Buffalos Buffalo Wings Set On Fire At Buffalo Bills' 4 Super Bowl appearances [1990-93]
Buffy Is Naturally Buff, Great In The Buff & Eye Candy Buff [Vampire Slayer]
Bug Eyed [Referring To A Human}
Bug Fix
Bug-Free Code
Bug-Free Software
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Bunny Sitting On Her Buns, Eating Buns, With Buns In The Oven
Bunsen Burner, The Laboratory's Official Coffee Brewer
Bupkis /Bubkes, Its Drek! [Yiddish-Worthless, From Polish Bobki-Animal Droppings]
Bureaucracies & Septic Tanks Are Alike, The Really Big Chunks Rise To The Top
Bureaucracies' Inefficiency Is All That Saves Us From Bureaucracies
Bureaucracy Can Be Beat If You Can Make Your Problem Their Problem
Bureaucracy Defends Status Quo Long After The Quo Has Lost Its Status [Laurence J. Peter]
Bureaucracy Sufficiently Advanced Is Indistinguishable From Molasses
Bureaucracy That Is Efficient Is The Greatest Threat To Liberty [Eugene McCarthy]
Bureaucracy Will Multiply Itself Much Faster In Time Of Grave National Concern
Bureaucrat Perfecto Makes No Decisions & Escape All Responsibility [Brooks Atkinson]
Bureaucratic Efficiencies
Bureaucratic Efficiency
Bureaucrat's Castle Is His Desk & Parking Place, Be Cautious If Challenging Either
Burgatory: Helluva Burger + Heavenly Shakes
Burger King Queen By Queers
Burger King Were Not, You Dont Get It Your Way!
Burglars Are Looking For Windows Of Opportunity
Burgundy Local Without Breeding, You'll Be Amused By Its Presumption [James Thurber]
Burial Benefits
Buried Alive
Burlesque PG13
BurmaShave: A Peach-Looks Good-With Lots Of Fuzz-But Man's No Peach-And Never Wuz
BurmaShave: I Proposed-To Ida-Ida Refused-Ida Won My Ida-If Ida Used-BurmaShave
BurmaShave: You've Laughed-At Our Signs-For Many A Mile-Be A Sport-Give Us A Trial
BurmaShave: Hardly A Driver-Is Now Alive-Who Passed-On Hills-At 75
BurmaShave: In This Vale Of Toil & Sin Your Head Grows Bald But Not Your Chin
BurmaShave: Past-Schoolhouses-Take It Slow-Let The Little-Shavers Grow
BurmaShave: Within This Vale-Of Toil-And Sin-Your Head Grows Bald-But Not Your Chin
BurmaShave: Train Approaching-Whistle Squealing-Stop-Avoid That Run-Down Feeling
Burma Shaved 5 Years At Hard Labor Off Lu Zaws Life For Braking Joke Telling Law
Burn & Pillage Update: Always Pillage BEFORE You Burn
Burn Brightly Without Burning Out [Richard Biggs]
Burning Cold
Burning Ears
Burning Ice
Burning Issues Are Prone To Generating Far More Heat Than Light
Burp In Every Beer, Here In Burpsburgh!
Burp Is A Mild Belch, Belch Is A Wild Burp
Burp Repeats: Belch, Belly Burp, Babble, Bubble, Burble, Guggle, Gurgle, Ripple
Burp Repeats: Mouth Fart, Eruct, Eructation, Eruption, Extravasate, Extravasation
Burp Repeats: Spews, Spew Outs, Belly Belches, Stomach Gurgles, Tummy Tremors
Burps Are Stomach Gases & Swallowed Air; Farts Intestinal & Bacterial Gases With Less Air
Bury The Hatchet [Make Peace]
Bury The Hatchet [Make The Kill]
Bus Is Twice As Fast When You're Chasing It Than When You're In It
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Bus Station
Bus Stops At Bus Station, Train Stops At Train Station. What Stops At Work Station?
Bush 41 [George H. W. Bush]
Bush 43 [George W. Bush]
Bush 69 [200109]
Bush II [George W. Bush]
Bush Jr [George W. Bush]
Bush Favors His Own Program [Newsweek]
Bush Reads While Towers Fall
Bush...We've Got Bush! [Revenge Of The Nerds]
Bushie [Laura Bush]
Bushies [Laura Bush & Family]
Busiest People Are Never Too Busy To Boast How Busy They Are
Business As Usual
Business Before Pleasure
Business Breakfast
Business Casual
Business Dinner
Business Ethics
Business Holiday
Business Incubator
Business Lunch
Business Party
Business That Makes Nothing But Money Is A Poor Business [Henry Ford]
Busmens Holiday
Bushu-Suru ['To Do The [HW] Bush Thing' - Upchuck At State Dinner]
Busy Doing Nothing
But As For Pennsylvan-I-A [Eye, Ay], I'd See Him First In Hell ...
But At My Back I Always Hear, Time's Winged Chariot Hurrying Near [Andrew Marvell]
But One Must Go Where One's Road Leads, Even When It's A Distressing Road [Piers Anthony]
But What Is Micro Chip Good For? [IBM Engineer 1968]
But Who Can I Turn To If You Turn Away? [Frank Sinatra]
Butch Butch The Butcher Butchered Barbaric Barbarians
Butcher Who Backed Up Into Meat Grinder Got Behind In His Work
Butcher's Window Sign: 'Let Me Meat Your Needs'
Butcherbirds*
Butler With No Teeth Is An In-Dentured Servant
Butt Cleavage
Butt Drilling [Blenheim, New Zealand Well Drillers]
Butt Head
Butt Heads
Butt Hurt, To Be Emotionally Hurt As The Butt Of A Smart-Assed Comment
Butt Solicitors - Criminal Defence Specialists [Luton, England]
Butter Versus Margarine? Well, I Trust Cows More Than Chemists [Joan Gussow]
Butterflies Stand On Food To Taste It & Then Suck It Up With Straw-Like Proboscis
Buttermilk Is Whats Left Once The Butters Gone
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C
C - 299,792,458 Meters Per Second, Or Ten 10s
C - Nose Candy, Blow, Snow, Coke Or Cocaine
C:\ - Is The Root Of All Directories, Evil Or Not!
C-Change No, Sea Change Yes
C-Level Are Senior ['Cenior'] executives including CEO, COO, CFO, CIO & Other 'Chiefs'
C-Level Managers, Theyre Not Under Water, But Arent Climbing Mountains Either
C-Note: Century Note, Yard, $100 Bill Or Benjamin; But A Dead President As Franklin Isn't ?
C-Section
Cabbage Is Familiar Vegetable About As Large & Wise As A Man's Head [Ambrose Bierce]
Cable Service
Caesarean Section Is A Section Of The Roman Empire Ceased By Caesar
Caesar's Wife Must Be Above Suspicion
Cafeteria Food
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Camel, Two Humper, A Bactrian, Brags 'Two Humps Are Better Than One'
Camel Salome Of The Seven Tails Sweetly Invites, One Hump Or Two?
Camel Sugar Of The Serengeti Sweetly Inquired, One Lump Or Two?
Camel Toe
Camel With No Humps Was Called A Llama
Camel With No Humps Was Called 'Humphrey' Until He Mated
Camelot It's Not, But 'It's Not Cleveland Either' [Boston Mayor Kevin White]
Camels Ad: 'Have No Unpleasant Cigaretty After-Taste' [1915]
Camels Ad: 'I'd Walk A Mile For A Camel' [1920-21]
Camels Ad: Jane Fonda Asks 'Would I Walk A Mile For A Camel? - Not In These Heels!'
Camels Ad - Joe Camel: 1941-45 Precursor 'Old Joe' A Circus Camel, Distributed Free Camels
Camels Ad - Joe Camel: 1987 Born In Latter Part Of Year As The Mascot For Camels
Camels Ad - Joe Camel: 1991 Found By AMA To Be Too Successful In Reaching Kids
Camels Ad - Joe Camel: 1997 Euthanized In Conjunction With $10 Million Lawsuit Payment
Camels Add To Atmospheric Pollution
Camouflage Trousers Are Hard To Find
Campaign Promise
Camper's A Rockin', Ballast's Gone A Shoppin' [IronHerder]
Campers Are Nature's All Natural Mosquito Munchies
Camping Resort
Campus Free-Speech
Can A Nation Be Free If It Oppresses Other Nations? It Cannot [Vladimir Lenin]
Can Any Executive Be Worth More Than X Dollars Per Year? [You Pick X]
Can Any Executives Work Product Be Bought For Less Than X Dollars Per Year? If So, NO!
Can Be A Winner Today Just By Picking A Fight With A Four-Year-Old
Can Complain Because Roses Have Thorns, Or Rejoice Because Thorns Have Roses
Can Do More With A Kind Word & A Gun Than With Just A Kind Word
Can God Create A Bigger Rock Than He Can Roll? Think About It! [Bones]
Can God Make A Pork Roll Sandwich So Big He Cant Eat It? Keep Thinking!
Can God Set The Pork Roll On The Rock & Rock N Roll? Hint Its Not Kosher!
Can I Ask You A Question?
Can I Trade This Job For What's Behind Door Number One ?
Can Observe A Lot Just By Watching
Can Only Be Young Once, But You Can Be Immature Forever
Can Only Live Once, But If You Do It Right, Once Is Enough [Mae West]
Can Tell The Quality Of A Person By How They Treat People They Don't Need
Can The Narrow-Minded See Through A Keyhole With Both Eyes?
Can Tune A Piano, But You Cant Tuna Fish
Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? [George Carlin]
Can You Imagine What I Would Do If I Could Do All I Can? [Sun Tzu]
Can You Tell Me What You Call Someone From Corsica? Cors-I-Can!
Can You Tell Stork From Butter? [Stork Margarine]
Canadian Bacon Not Known As Such In Canada
Cancel My Subscription, Im Over Your Issues
Cancer Cures Smoking
Candidate Gets Money From Rich & Votes From Poor To Protect Them From Each Other
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Capitalists Are The Brains Of Civilization, Add Hearts & Youll Have People
Capitalists In Communism 101 Got Lousy Marx
Capitals In Upper Case
Capsized! Transcends Musical Genres With Strangely Coherent Cinema For The Ears
Captain Feather Sword, The Friendly Pirate [The Wiggles]
Car Dealership: Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss A Car Payment
Car Screeched In Anguish, Its Flesh Laid Bare In Raucous Collision [Compound Metaphor]
Carbon Copy
Carbon Footprint
Card Count: One, Two Button Your Shoe.. Oops!
Card Counting : Four, no Five Cards Were Jostling To Be First On The Comedy Club Stage
Card Counting In Blackjack: Ace, King, Queen, Jack &Ten -1; 2 To 6 +1; 7 To 9 Zero
Card Counting In Blackjack: Starting From Zero When Count Is 7 Or 8 Enter Game?
Card Sharks
Card Sharks: Witty, Fishy, Back Stabbing Professional Card Players
Cardboard Belt Would Be A Waist Of Paper
Cardinal Sin
Cardinal Wuerl Whirls In
Cardiologist's Diet: If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out!
Care Bear Stare!!! [The Care Bears]
Care Industry
Care Killed A Cat, Thou Hast Mettle Enough In Thee To Kill Care [Shakespeare]
Care Killed The Cat, Tho Cat Has 9 Lives, 'Care Would Wear Them All Out' [Brewer 1898]
Care Killed The Cat, Those Poorly Cared For Or Those Who Were Worrywarts?
Career & Life Must Not Be Confused. One Cares For Rear, Other Cares For Posterearity!
Career Criminal
Careful Disorderliness [Herman Melville]
Careful Dutchman [Martin Van Buren]
Careful Gambler
Careful, We Don't Want To Learn From This [Calvin & Hobbes]
Caregiver Primarily Responsible For A Child's Education Is Apparent
Care'll Kill A Cat, Up-Tails All, Hang Sorrow, & A Louse For Hangman [Ben Jonson 1598]
Cargo Ship Carrying Red Paint Collided With Another Carrying Brown, Marooning Both Crews
Caring Republican
Carmageddon [LA Freeway 405 Shutdown]
Carnal Innocence
Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph Became A Floating Porta-Potty [After Fire Damage]
Carnivorous Vegetarian
Carnivorous Vegetation
Carpe Diem (Pluck The Day; Seize The Day)
Carpenters Cut To Fit, Then Beat Into Place
Carpenter's Heavy Tools Were Uncomfortable So He Got A Little Sore
Carpocalypse [See Carmageddon]
Cartoonist Found Dead At Home, Details Are Sketchy
Cartoonist Found Dead At Home, Details Are Sketchy But Clues Thought To Be In Bubbles
Case Against Donut Thief Was Full Of Holes
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Centrally-Planned Economy
Centrist Democratic Think Tank
Cereal That's Shot From Guns! [Quaker Puffed Wheat Cereal]
Certain Risk
Certainly Unsure
Certainties Of One Age Are The Problems Of The Next [R. H. Tawney]
Certified Ethical Hacker, Certification by International Council Of E-Commerce Consultants
Certified Green Grass
Certified Pre-Owned Means Mercedes Is Certified To Be Used!
Certitudes Of Soviet Life
Certs Sucking Libyan Rebels Assert Sirte Certainly Will Fall
Cetaphobia, A Whale Of A Phobia, The Fear Of Whales
Cetaphobia, Suffered By Moby Dick, Thats Why He Was A Loner
Cha-Cha On!
Chachalacas*
Chain Is No Stronger Than Its Missing Link
Chain Is No Stronger Than Its Weakest Link
Chain Of Reasoning Is No Stronger Than Its Weakest Link
Chains Of Habit Are Too Light To Feel Until They Are Too Heavy To Break [Warren Buffet]
Chainsaw Operators Aspire To Be Branch Managers
Challenges Can Be Stepping Stones Or Stumbling Blocks, Depending On Viewpoint
Chamade Signals Enemy By Drum Or Trumpet Of Desire To Parley, Perhaps To Parlay Peace
Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams [Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous]
Chance Favors The Prepared Mind [Louis Pasteur 1822-95]
Chance Favors Only The Prepared Mind Where Observation Is Concerned [Louis Pasteur]
Chances Are Slim To None
Chances Are Slim To None & Slim Just Left The Building
Change Friends When Friends Change?
Change Is As Good As A Rest
Change Is Constant
Change Is Fine As Long As Things Continue As They Always Have
Change Is Inevitable
Change Is Inevitable, Everybody Resists Change Except A Wet Baby
Change Is Inevitable Except From Vending Machines
Change Is Inevitable, Improvement Is Optional [Bumper Sticker]
Change Is More Likely Due To Want Power Than Will Power [George Sheehan]
Change Is Not A Process For The Impatient [Barbara Reinhold]
Change Is The Law Of Life [John F. Kennedy]
Change Is The Only Constan
Change Is The Only Thing That Will Remain Constant [Anthony J. D'Angelo]
Change Management
Change Nothing & Continue Consistently
Change Not Made Without Inconvenience, Even From Worse To Better [Richard Hooker]
Change Shmange!
Change Your Sad Rags To Glad Rags
Change Your Thoughts & You Change Your World [Norman Vincent Peale]
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Chile Miners
Chilean Chilly Chili Is In The Chilly Bin
Chili Beans Should Be Cold, But Mostly Theyre Devilish & Get Too Damn Hot!
Chili Is Hot!
Chili Is Hot, Hotter Or Hottest!
Chili - Hot, Medium & Mild
Chili Is Spicy Hot & Served Heated, How Come?
Chili Represents Your 3 Stages Of Matter - Solid, Liquid & Eventually Gas [Roseanne]
Chilling Fever
Chills & Fever
Chilly Paddling Eskimo Lit Fire & Drowned As Can't Have Kayak & Heat It Too
Chimp Champ Counted To 20, But Was Not So Smart, He Had To Use His Fingers & Toes
Chimp Chief Made Chump Of Champ, Counting to 21 By Also Using His
China Bought Volvo From Ford & Became A Red Car-Nation!
China Introduced Silk, Tea, Oranges, Paper, Gunpowder, Compasses, But Not Chow Mein
China Is The Weed In The Human Cabbage Patch [Henry Miller]
China Is The Weed [That] Is The Nemesis Of Human Endeavour [Henry Miller]
China Twenty-First Century-Style Is Vigorous Capitalism Tinted Red, But Not White & Blue
China Syndrome
China Syndrome, The Quickest Way From Here To China?
Chinaware
Cinderella Dropped From Team For Running Away From Ball
Chinese American
Chinese Auction
Chinese Chop Suey
Chinese Copy
Chinese Copy Was Being Waited For By The Editor Of The Beijing Times
Chinese Copy Was Produced By Translation Program
Chinese Copy Was Produced Through Reverse Engineering
Chinese Couple Birthing White Baby Name It 'Sum Ting Wong'
Chinese Deserter
Chinese Dessert
Chinese Dumplings [Jiaozi] Are Boiled [Shuijiao], Steamed [Zhengjiao] & Pan Fried [Guotie]
Chinese Dumplings Guotie Means Pan Stick, Which In North America Became Potstickers
Chinese Grocery Homo Sausage & Mini-Dickmann & Finger Marie Phallic Shaped Cakes
Chinese Grocery Megapussi Taffel Snack, Vergina Lager Beer & Happy Crak! Popcorn
Chinese Grocery My Fannie Roll Paper & Fart, Cok, Pet Sweat, SARS Drinks
Chinese Grocery ShitBegone Toilet Paper, Shito Mix & Shitto Hotly Spiced Pepper Sauce
Chinese Grocery Spicy Cock Mix, Wack-Off Repellent, Bimbo Sandwich & Asse Chocolate
Chinese Legal System
Chinese Phone Book Has So Many Wings & Wongs You May Wing The Wong Number
Chinese Wall
Chinese Wall Climbable Through Reverse Engineering
Chinese Water Torture
Chinysteria Fear Of All Things Chinese
Chiropractics Does Not Cure Disease, It Adjusts Dis-Ease [Daniel David Palmer 1845-1913]
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Christian Gangster
Christian Gentry
Christian Haunted House
Christian-Libertarianism Is Oxymoronic [Brian Miller]
Christian Militia
Christian Orthodoxy hid In U.S. from Christian Arian Vandals Circa 500 AD
Christian Pagans
Christian Right
Christian Saints
Christian Science
Christian Scientist
Christian Sinners
Christian Soldier
Christian Sun Worshippers Exposed On Star Trek
Christian Wicca
Christians Acknowledge They Are Non-Jews By Calling Themselves Gentiles
Christians Are Gentiles Except In Utah & India Where Mormons & Hindus Respectively Are
Christians, Hindus & Mormons Refer To Themselves As Gentiles
Christmas A Quarter Day In England, Wales, & Ireland
Christmas Day Massacre
Christmas Got Yo Yule Goat, Yo Yule Log & Yo Yule Tree All From Yo Pagans
Christmas Joins Roman 'Birth Of The Unconquered Sun' & Persian 'Sun Of Righteousness'
Christmas Joins Sun Worship With Son Worship
Christmas Pagan Origins Are Beyond Doubt & Behind Rituals [Lorraine Day, M.D.]
Christmas Trees Don't Grow On Trees [UPI]
Christo-Pagans
Chronic Illegal Parkers Suffer From Parking Zones Disease
Chronophobia - Fear Of Future Time Travel & Time Moving Forward, A Standpatist!
Chronoscopy Is The Observation & Exact Estimation Of Time
Chubbies Try Harder [Scrubs]
Chuck, How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
Chuck Norris Doesn't Read Books, He Stares Them Down Until They Spit Out Their Info
Chuck Norris Is Not Hung Like A Horse, Horses Are Hung Like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Is Suing NBC As Law & Order Are Trademarks For His Left & Right Legs
Chuck Norris Ownz Joo, He Lost His Virginity Before His Dad Did!
Chump Change
Chump Chimp [Roger Rabbit]
Church Key
Church Of Scientology
Church's Bills Are Always 'Due Unto Others'
Chutney Is Marvelous ... It's Very Imperial [Dianna Vreeland]
Chutzpah, Yiddish For A Person With Nerve, Guts, Daring &/Or Audaciousness
CIA Cooperation
Cibophobia & Sitophobia - Anorexic's Aversion To Food
Cigar Store No Smoking
Cigarette Does The Smoking, You Are Just The Sucker
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Cigarette Is Pinch Of Tobacco, Wrapped In Paper, Fire At One End, Sucker At Other
Cigarette Pleasure Is Directly Proportional To Number Of Non-Smokers In Area
Cigarette Smoke Seeks Out The Non-Smokers Regardless Of Where Located
Cigarettes/Cigarrillos Conceived At The Chaparro Casa In Havanas Cigarro Distrito?
Cigarettes First Rolled Off Mechanical Rollers Circa 1883 [James Bonsack, Inventor]
Cinderella Was Rotten At Football, Her Coach Was An Old Pumpkin
Cinema For The Ears
Cineographic Carnival
Circle Has 2 (In-Outside/Up-Downside), 0 , 1 Or Sides; Depending On Your Reckoning
Circle Has No End [Isaac Asimov]
Circular Definition: See Definition, Circular
Circumcision: Vote Yes, Not Crazy About Turtle Necks [Christine Shaw, Daily Show]
Circumspectively Circumcised
Circus Driver Was Unruly & Refused To Tow The Lion
Circus Envy: When I Lose, I Climb A Tree & Drop A Load On Your Head [REM]
Citation [Crime/Merit]
Citizen Journalists
Citizen Soldier
City Is A Large Community Where People Are Lonesome Together
City Life Is Millions Of People Being Lonesome Together [Henry David Thoreau]
City Park
City Worker
Civies Leveled The Ranks
Civil Attorney
Civil Demeanor
Civil Disobedience
Civil Disorder
Civil Engineer
Civil Engineer Blows Stack!
Civil Libertarian
Civil Litigation
Civil Rights
Civil Servant
Civil Servants, No Longer Servants, No Longer Civil [Winston Churchill]
Civil Service
Civil Strife
Civil Unrest
Civil War
Civil War - How Is It Possible To Have A Civil War? [George Carlin]
Civil Wilderness [Robert Herrick]
Civil Wilderness Of Sleep
Civilian Soldier
Civility Superimposed
Civilization Advances, 'In Every War They Kill You In A New Way' [Will Rogers]
Civilization Is A Race Between Education & Catastrophe [H. G. Wells]
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Civilized Divorce
Civilized Warfare
Clairvoyants Meeting Canceled Due To Unforeseen Events
Claret Liquor For Boys, Port For Men, But A Hero Must Drink Brandy [Samuel Johnson]
Clash Of Civilizations [Basil Mathews - Young Islam On Trek, 1926]
Clash Of Civilizations Started Seriously With The Crusades & Still Continues
Class A MD With Class F Personality Persecuted By Class F MDs With Class A Personalities
Class Clown
Class War Should Have Classy Warriors [Rapper Mos Def]
Classic Coke
Classic Coke Oven
Classic Coke Overdose
Classic New Car
Classic New Homes
Classic Novel
Classic Rock & Roll
Classical Jazz
Classified Materials Are Kept Secret, Classified Ads Are Publicly Published
Claustrophobia , Fear Of Closed Spaces As Im Afraid The Liquor Store Is Closed
Claustrophobia - Having No Escape From Moron's Guide To Oxymorons Updates
Clay Pigeon Objected To Installation Of Trapshooting Slingers, Skeeting A Wad At Big Shots
Clay Pigeon Of Milford, PA Or Clayton A. Pigeon Of Woodridge Lane, Green Bay, WI?
Clay Pigeon Skeet Shooting, Old Form Of Shoot Said 1926 Contest Winner [ Old Norse Skjta]
Clean Addict
Clean Air
Clean Bathroom
Clean Boy
Clean Coal
Clean Desk Is A Sign Of A Cluttered Desk Drawer
Clean Dirt
Clean Desk Is A Sign Of A Cluttered Drawer
Clean Desk Is A Sign Of A Cluttered Mind
Clean Hack
Clean House Is A Sure Sign Of A Broken Computer
Clean Kill
Clean Litter
Clean Mud
Clean Oil
Clean Soot
Clean Ties Daily Injured By Your Soup De Jour
Clean Toilet
Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness
Cleanliness Is Next To Impossible, So Is Godliness
Cleaning House Were Kids Live Is Like Shoveling The Walk While Its Still Snowing
Clear As Mud
Clear Conscience
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Coca-Cola Foods
Coca-Cola In One Chinese Dialect: Ke-Ke-Ken-La Or 'Bite The Wax Tadpole'
Coca-Cola In Second Dialect: Ke-Ke-Ken-La Or 'Female Horse Stuffed With Wax'
Coca-Cola Then Re-Rendered Ko-Kou-Ko-Le Or Loosely Happiness In The Mouth'
Cock & Bull Story
Cock Comes After Chick
Cock Flavoured Jamaican Soup Mix
Cock-Of-The-Rocks*
Cock Slapped: Slapping A Rooster; Or Being Slapped By Either A Fowl Or Foul Cock
Cock Slapping: Slapping Ones Rooster; Or A Penile Flogging Of One Who Is Down
Cock-Tailed Tyrants*
Cockeyed Idea
Cockeyed Optimist
Cocksure Materialist
Cocktail Is To A Glass Of Wine As Rape Is To Love [Paul Claudel]
Cocktail Party, Hundred People Stand, Smile & Talk, Nodding Like Gooney Birds' [Wm Cole]
Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention! [Elsa Maxwell]
Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention, Especially Syllabized & Re-Combined
Coco Corporation Has Deep Pockets - Sue It! [Barry J. Lipson]
Coconut, A Meal For A Man, Both Meat & Drink [Marco Polo]
Coconut: Hispanic, Pacific Islander, Black &/Or South Asian Dravidian, Trying To Be White
Cod: A Bloody Fish Often Surrounded By Chips
Cod & Cod Sack: A Guy Who's A Dick, Also Male Genitalia
Cod: Cash On Delivery, Cause Of Death, Children's Online Daycare Or Call Of Duty Addict?
Cod: Catch Of Day, Classic Old Dude, Creepy Older Dude Or Common Ordinary Dick?
Cod: City Of Dahlonega [GA-Site Of 1st Us Gold Rush] Or College Of DuPage [Glen Ellyn]?
Cod: Code Of Silence [Cone Of Silence-Get Smart?] Or Careless, Obnoxious & Dangerous?
Cod: Complete Organ Dropout [Male Wardrobe Malfunction] Or Codswallop?
Cod: Crack Of Doom [Derrire Exposure] Or Crap On Disk [SOS-Shit On Shingle?]?
Cod: Cutie On Demand, Cootie On Demand Or Choking On Dick?
Cod: Female Genitalia, Especially When Odiferous
Cod: Scrotum [Middle English, Where Safely Tucked In Codpiece]
Coddling Cuddler Copped A Feel On Cop A Feel Friday
Codpiece Especially Odiferous With Cod In Breeches
Cod's Throat Sported A Wondacous Wattle [Attorney General Janet Reno?]
Codswallop: Senseless & Untrue Statements & Beliefs
Coed Fraternity
Coed Sorority
Coexistence, What The Farmer Does With The Turkey Until Thanksgiving [Mike Connolly]
Coffee Alone Is Not Enough, Have A Danish
Coffee Cup Grounds Laced With Ground Glass Are Grounds For Suit
Coffee-Drinking Individual - Espresso Yourself!
Coffee, I Like It Like My Women - Hot, Strong, Steamy, With A Hint Of Tart
Coffee, I Like Mine Strong, Not Lethal! [M*A*S*H]
Coffee Induces Wit ... Gives Impression You Have Lived In The East [Edward VII]
Coffee Is Base, Black, Thick, Nasty, Bitter, Stinking Nauseous Puddle Water [1674]
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Cold Shower
Cold Sun
Cold Sweat
Cold Toast
Cold War
Cold War Cooled Down As Opponents Warmed Up To Each Other
Cold War Linked To Intemperatures
Cold War Warms Up As Opponents Cooled Down To Each Other
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures [Headline - Duh!]
Colder The X-Ray Table, The More Of Your Body Is Required On It
Coldest Winter I Ever Spent Was A Summer In San Francisco [Mark Twain]
Cole's Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
Colin Powell: Need Compromise Not Mini-Flaps From Congress & Tea Party [ABC]
Colin Powell: Need Media Not Inhibiting Such Compromise [ABC]
Collapsed Matter
Collectible Antiques
Collectible Spoonings Of The Third Reich & Other X-Rated Atrocities
Collectible Spoons Of The Third Reich [James A. Yannes]
Collective I
Collective Bargaining
Collective Liberty
College, A Place Where Some Pursue Learning & Others Learn Pursuing
College, A Place Where Some Pursue Learning & Others Pursue Pursuing
College Algebra
College Is A Fountain Of Knowledge & Students Are There To Drink - Or Be Drunk
College Is A Storehouse, Freshmen Bring So Much In & Graduates Take So Little Out
College Education
College Like Woman, You Work Hard To Get In & Then Regret You Came
College Rape Policy: Harvard's Strategic Studies Institute Reports We're In Front Of It
College Rape Policy: Los Angeles Mission College Reports We're On Top Of It
College Rape Policy: Princeton's Society Of Fellows Reports We're Behind It
College Student
Colleges & Women, You Work So Hard To Get In & 9 Months Later You Wish You Hadnt
Color-Blind
Color Blindness
Color Dreams Are Just A Pigment Of Your Imagination
Color-Safe Bleach
Color Television! Bah, I Won't Believe It Until I See It In Black & White [Samuel Goldwyn]
Colored Music
Colorful Albino
Colorless Kaleidoscope
Colors, Like Features, Follow The Changes Of The Emotions [Pablo Picasso]
Colossus Of Independence [John Adams]
Columbus Used Discover Card To Finance His American Express Trip, Without Visa
Column About Errors Will Contain Errors
Combative Apology
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Committeemen Alone Can Do Nothing, Together Decide Nothing Can Be Done [Fred Allen]
Common Abnormality
Common Cents Coins, Annapolis, MD [Not A Rare Cent Among Them]
Common Courtesy
Common Difference
Common Law
Common Murderer, Possibly, But A Very Uncommon Cook [H.H. Munro]
Common Phenomenon
Common Place
Common Pleas
Common Pleas, Pittsburgh, PA The Place For Uncommon Peas
Common Royalty
Common Sense
Common Sense Ain't Common [Will Rogers]
Common Sense Gun Control
Common Sense Hides Shame [Gaelic Proverb]
Common Sense Is Genius Dressed Up In Work Clothes [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
Common Sense In An Uncommon Degree Is What The World Calls Wisdom [S.T. Coleridge]
Common Sense Is Calculation Applied To Life [Henri Frederic Amiel]
Common Sense Is Experience & Prevision [Henri Frederic Amiel]
Common Sense Is Experience & Prevision, Not Perversion
Common Sense Is First Casualty In Any War, 'Second Is Free & Open Discussion' [J Reston]
Common Sense Is Genius In Homespun [Alfred Whitehead]
Common Sense Is Instinct & Enough Of It Is Genius [Josh Billings]
Common Sense Is Normally Not Desired In Greater Amount Than Now Possessed [Descartes]
Common Sense Is Not So Common [Voltaire]
Common Sense Is Not So Common, Maybe You Need Some Uncommon Common Sense
Common Sense Is Of All Things In The World The Most Equally Distributed [Descartes]
Common Sense Is On Ground Floor, Science Is For Upper Chamber [Oliver Wendell Holmes]
Common Sense Is The Collection Of Prejudices Acquired By Age Eighteen [Albert Einstein]
Common Sense Is The Measure Of The Possible [Henri Frederic Amiel]
Common Sense Is Very Uncommon [Horace Greeley]
Common Sense Is What Tells Us The Earth Is Flat & The Sun Goes Around It
Common Sense Isn't That Common [Kristin Accipiter]
Common Sense Minus Education Is 1000 Times Better Than Education Minus Common Sense
Common Sense Principles 'Should Transcend Partisan Differences' [Jimmy Carter]
Common Sense To Try It, 'If It Fails, Admit It Frankly & Try Another' [Franklin D. Roosevelt]
Common Sense Underwriting
Common Special
Common Things Uncommonly Well Done [H.J. Heinz]
Common Things Uncommonly Well-Done [H.J. Heinz Burnt Baked Beans]
Common Vampire Bat
Commonest Form Of Malnutrition In The Western World Is Obesity [Mervyn Deitel]
Commonest Sense Is The Sense Of Men Asleep, Which They Express By Snoring [Thoreau]
Communism Classes Became Unpopular Because Of The Lousy Marx
Communist Leader
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Communist Party
Communist Reads Marx & Lenin, Anti-Communist Understands Marx & Lenin
Community Bands Together To Help Burn Victim's Family [Bay City Times]
Compactness Means No Matter How Far You Go, There You Are
Company Has Reached Rock Bottom & Has Started To Dig Down
Company Is Known By The People It Keeps
Company Is Known By The People It Keeps As Wage Slaves
Comparative Religion
Comparatively Unique
Compassion Is The Chief Law Of Human Existence [Fyodor Dostoyevsky]
Comparisons Are Odious
Compassionate Conservative [Coined By Author Doug Wead, Used By Bush II]
Compassionate Conservative Is An Oxymoron [Eric Berger]
Compassionate Dictator
Compassionate Editor
Compassionate Management
Compassionate Narcissist
Compensatory Alibi Law: Make Up Excuse For Todays Failure & It Will Happen Tomorrow
Competence Always Contains The Seed Of Incompetence
Competence, Like Truth, Beauty & Contact Lenses, Is In The Eye Of The Beholder [L. J. Peter]
Competent Court
Competent Failure
Competent Historian Can Make Any Past Event Appear Inevitable
Competent Infernals
Competent Jurisdiction
Competent Performance
Competent Testimony
Competitive Cooperation
Competitive Disadvantage
Competitive Wrestling
Complaining About Government Means We Have Freedom Of Speech [Nancie J. Carmody]
Complaining Is Good If Not Complaining To One You're Complaining About [Lynn Johnston]
Compleat Morons Guide To Oxymorons, Really!
Compleat Piers Anthony Advises Meaning Replete With 'Grandiose And/Or Humorous Claims'
Compleat Piers Anthony Website & Isaac Walton's 1653 The Compleat Angler, Being Examples
Complete Half
Complete Lack Of Caution Is Perhaps One Of True Signs Of A Real Gourmet [M.F.K. Fisher]
Complete Lack Of Evidence Is Surest Sign That The Conspiracy Is Working
Complete Possibility
Complete Selection
Complete Separation
Complete With Compleat References
Completed Research
Completed Website
Completely Destroyed
Completely Disorganized
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Completely Educated
Completely Succinct
Completely Succinct In-Depth
Completely Unfinished
Completely Unprepared
Complex Problems Have Simple, Easy To Understand Wrong Answers
Complex System That Doesn't Work Came From A Simpler System That Worked Just Fine
Complex-Toothed Flying Squirrel
Complexity Is Not So Complex After All
Complicated Basics
Compost Happens
Compressing Largest Amount Of Words Into The Smallest Amount Of Thoughts [Churchill]
Compressing The Most Words Into The Smallest Idea [Abraham Lincoln]
Compromise Is Dividing The Pie So Each Party Believes He Got The Biggest Piece
Compulsory Volunteers
Computer Beat Me At Chess But Lost At Kick Boxing
Computer Biblical Mandate: But Let Your Communication Be Yea, Yea; Nay, Nay [Matthew 5:37]
Computer Biblical Mandate Continues: For Whatsoever Is More Than These Cometh Of Evil
Computer Brain
Computer Dating's OK Only If The Computers Really Love Each Other [Groucho Marx]
Computer Glitch
Computer Intelligence
Computer Jock
Computer Language With GOTO's, Is It Totally Wirth-Less?
Computer Made Me Do It
Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing [Emo Philips]
Computer Program Will Do What You Tell It, But Not What You Want It To Do
Computer Programers' Lingua Francas Are English & Profanity
Computer Science
Computer Security
Computer Tech Support
Computer Warning: We Do The Best We Can, But We're Only Programmed By Humans!
Computer Was Born To Solve Problems That Did Not Exist Before [Bill Gates]
Computer Will Do What You Tell It To Do, But Rarely What You Want It To Do
Computers & Air-Conditioners Both Stop Working If You Open Windows
Computers Are Unreliable, But Humans Are Even More Unreliable
Computers Are Useless, They Can Only Give You Answers [Pablo Picasso]
Computers Aren't Intelligent, They Just Think They Are
Computers Can't Figure Out Things That Just Don't Add Up
Computers In The Future Will Weigh No More Than 1.5 Tons [Popular Mechanics 1949]
Computers Make As Many Mistakes In Two Seconds As 20 Men In 20 Years
Computers Obey Orders Not Intentions
Computing Dating Is Fun, I Tried A Mainframe & A Laptop
Computing: Forecast Gathering Clouds, Followed By Cloudy, & Then Thick Cloud Cover
Con Artist
Con Ed Dig We Must! [Now Pass]
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Confucius Say: He Who Loves Everybody, Should Not Love Every Body
Confucius Say: He Who Makes Hole Happy, Makes Whole Body Holistically Happy
Confucius Say: He Who Makes Love On Grass Gets Piece On Earth Smoking Idea!
Confucius Say: He Who Talks With Lisp Walks With Lymph
Confucius Say: He Who Thinks By Inch & Talks By Yard Is Best Kicked By Foot
Confucius Sez: Confucius Confuciusing!
Confucius Sez: Confucius Say Much Too Much!
Confucius Sez: Those Who Quote Confucius Are Fools!
Confuse Them! Make Things Absolutely Clear
Confused As A Mosquito In A Mannequin Factory
Confusifying [Oz]
Confusion Is The Door That Wisdom Comes In Through
Confusion, Search For Guilty, Punishment Of Innocent, Distinction For Uninvolved
Congenital Disease
Congress Has Now Admitted 3 New States, The States Of Illusion, Delusion & Confusion
Congress Sets Low Standards For Itself & Consistently Fails To Achieve Them
Congressional Accountability
Congressional Action
Congressional Cooperation
Congressional Deliberation
Congressional Ethics
Congressional Oversight
Congressional Responsibility
Congressional Wisdom
Congressman Kickass [Bush II For John Sweeney, Republican Congressman, New York]
Congresswoman Shot At Safeway [Gabrielle Giffords, Arizona]
Conjunctivitis.Com, Thats A Site For Sore Eyes
Connect The Dots
Conscience Is What Hurts When All Your Other Parts Feel So Good
Conscience Never Stops You From Doing Anything, It Just Stops You From Enjoying It
Conscience Whispers, But Interest Screams Aloud [J. Petit-Senn]
Conscientious Capitalism
Conscientious Objector
Conscientious Stupidity [Martin Luther King, Jr.]
Conscious Sedation
Consciousness Is That Annoying Time Between Naps
Conscripted Volunteer
Consensual Divorce
Consensual Rape
Consent Degree
Consent Verdict
Consequences, Schmonsequences, As Long As I'm Rich [Chuck Jones]
Conservation Applies Common Sense To The Common Problems For The Common Good
Conservative Activist
Conservative Believes Nothing Should Be Done For The First Time [Alfred E. Wiggam]
Conservative Bias
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Conservative Capitalist
Conservative Democrat
Conservative Democrat Is An Oxymoron [Gregory D. Lee]
Conservative Environmentalist -An Oxymoron [Steven F. Hayward]
Conservative Extremist Is An Oxymoron [Pjerin Lumaj]
Conservative Feminist
Conservative Feminist - Oxymoron [Angela Pattatucci Aragon]
Conservative Gamble
Conservative Government Is An Organized Hypocrisy [Benjamin Disraeli]
Conservative Has Two Perfectly Good Legs, But Never Learned To Walk Forward [FDR]
Conservative Intellectual
Conservative Investment
Conservative Is A Man Who Sits & Thinks, Mostly Sits [Woodrow Wilson]
Conservative Journalism - Oxymoron [Eric Boehlert]
Conservative Liberal
Conservative Liberalism, Combining Liberal Values With Conservative Stances
Conservative Logic - An Oxymoron [Madison S. Hughes]
Conservative Of This Century Is Last Centurys Liberal
Conservative Scholar - An Oxymoron [John Fasullo]
Conservative Revolution
Conservative Stock
Conservative Think Tank
Conservatives Are Ones Who Want What Liberals Fought For A Generation Ago
Conservatives Are Ones Who Would Have Fought Liberals A Generation Ago & They Did!
Conserve Water Or Go From One Ex-Stream To Another
Considerate Boss
Consistency Requires You To Be As Ignorant Today As You Were Yesterday [B. Berenson]
Consistent Conservative
Consistent Discrepancies
Consistent Liar
Consistent Uncertainties
Consistent Variability
Consistently Inconsistent
Consistently Random
Cosmetic Surgery Causes A Lot Of People To Turn Their Noses Up
Conspicuous Absence
Conspicuous Consumption
Conspicuous Sex
Conspicuously Absent
Conspicuously Miserable
Conspicuousness In Combat Draws Fire & Out Of Combat Draws Sergeants
Conspiracy Theories & Secret Societies For Dummies [Christopher Hodapp]
Constant Change
Constant Change Is Here To Stay
Constant Infrequent
Constant Liar
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Constant Variable
Constantly Choosing The Lesser Of Two Evils Is Still Choosing Evil [Jerry Garcia]
Constants Aren't, Variables Don't
Constipated People Don't Give A Platypus Shit
Constipated Composer Couldn't Finish The Last Movement
Constipated Folk Don't Give A Crap
Constipated Folk Don't Give A Flying Crap
Constitution, A Reference Here Refers To U.S. Constitution & Numbers To Its Amendments
Constitution As To Freedom Says Only No Abridging The Freedom Of Speech Or Press [1st]
Constitution Enshrines The Notion That We Are All Created Equal [1789 - If A Free Man]
Constitution Enshrines The Notion That We Are All Created Equal [Obama Now True]
Constitution Is Like Bible, It Is All Too Often Misquoted, Misinterpreted & Misappropriated
Constitution Only Provides Not To Be Deprived Of Life, Liberty, Or Property [5 & 14]
Constitution Says, John Boehner Tells Tea Party We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident
Constitution Says Life, Liberty & The Pursuit Of Happiness [Herman Cain - Wrong!]
Constitution Silent on Truths & Happiness, Their From Declaration Of Independence
Constitution To Only Secure Blessings Of Liberty To Ourselves & Our Posterity' [Preamble]
Constitution Transmittal Letter: Individuals Must Give Up Share Of Liberty To Preserve Rest
Constitution Transmittal Letter: To Secure The Freedom & Happiness Of Country So Dear
Constitutional Monarchy
Constitution's 'Inalienable Right' Of Pursuit Of Happiness [Rush Limbaugh - Wrong]
Constitution's Inalienable Right To Freedom Also Added To Constitution By Limbaugh
Constitution's Mention Of Freedom Only: No Abridging The Freedom Of Speech & Press [1]
Controller Watchdog Put The 'P' Back In The Comptroller's Office, Mmmmmmm!
Construction Worker
Construction Workers Do It With Protection
Constructive Ambiguity
Constructive Attitude
Constructive Criticism
Constructive Demolition
Constructive Negativity
Constructive Praise Is Almost As Unwanted As Constructive Criticism
Consultant Borrows Your Watch To Tell You Time & Then Keeps Watch [Robert Townsend]
Consultant Is An Ordinary Person A Long Way From Home
Consultants Are Expert In Giving Back With A Ribbon On It What You Gave Them
Consumer Awareness
Consumer Doesnt Know What He Wants Until We Make It [Steve Jobs Apple]
Contact Lost With The Mothership
Contemporary Artifact
Contemporary Classic
Contented Cows Give Best Milk & Make Best Laughing Stock
Continents Begin & Ends With Same Letter, Ignoring North & South, AA Being Most Popular
Contingency Plan
Contingent Agreement
Contingent Fee
Contingent Merger Agreement
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Contingent Settlement
Contingent Verdict
Continued Victory
Continuing Flow Of Paper Is Sufficient Justification To Continue The Flow Of Paper
Continuing Phenomenon
Continuing Resolution
Continuing Uncovered Covert Coup Is Cuckoo
Continuous, Unflagging Effort, Persistence & Determination Will Win [James W. Riley]
Contra Aid
Contra Assistance
Contraception Is Prevented By Wearing A Condominium
Contraception That Is 100% Reliable Is Inconceivable, Except Abstention
Contract [Agreement]
Contract [Shrink]
Contract Our Contractual Arrangements
Contract Out
Contractionary Gap
Contra-Naturals [Amerinds]
Contraries [Amerinds]
Contrary Conclusion
Contrary Result Law: If You Try To Prove That Something Will Work, It Won't
Contrary To Popular Belief, I Know Exactly What Im Doing - Oops! [Iron Man II]
Control Man Has Over Nature Has Far Outrun His Control Over Himself [Ernest Jones]
Controlled Addiction
Controlled Burn
Controlled Chaos
Controlled Enthusiasm
Controlled Rage
Controlled Skeptic
Controlled Skeptic
Controlled Spontaneity
Controlled Substance
Controlled-Market Economy
Convenience Store
Convenient Coincidences Are Suspicious
Conventional Wisdom
Convergent Evolution
Conversational Story
Conversations With Brick Walls Are More Meaningful
Converse Contrary Result Law: If You Try To Prove That Something Won't Work, It Will
Converted Cannibal Is One Who, On Friday, Eats Only Fishermen [Emily Lotney]
Convictions Are More Dangerous Enemies Of Truth Than Lies [Nietzsche]
Conways Law: There Is One Person Who Knows What's Going On, Fire Him!
Cook Is Creative, Marrying Ingredients In The Way A Poet Marries Words [Roger Verge]
Cook Is Minister Of Heaven, His Kitchen A Temple, His Ovens The Altar [Marc Desaugiers]
Cook Me Up A Hamburger. I'll Pay You Thursday
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Cook Was A Good Cook As Cooks Go, & As Cooks Go She Went [H.H. Munro]
Cooked My Goose
Cooked Sushi
Cookies Are Baked, Bacon Is Cooked
Cookies Are Made Of Butter & Love [Norwegian Proverb]
Cooking Credo: If At First You Don't Succeed, Order Pizza
Cooking Is Like Love, 'Entered Into With Abandon Or Not All' [Harriet Van Horne]
Cooking With Pooh, Yummy Tummy Cookie Cutter Treats [Winnie The Pooh, 1995]
Cooking's A Lot Like Making Love, Just Takes A Little Longer To Clean Up [Michael Tucker]
Cool Cal [Calvin Coolidge]
Cool Down
Cool Down In Cold Shower
Cool Man, Youre Quite A Gal
Cool Sex
Coopetition/Co-opetition, A Neologistic Portmanteau Of Cooperation & Competition
Coopetition Coined For Sealshipt Oyster Dealers Cooperating To Compete With Others [1911]
Coopetition - FTC Induced Google CEO Resignation To Stop Competitors Sharing Info [2009]
Coopetition - FTC Induced Google CEO To Resign From Apple Board For Antitrust Reasons
Coopetition-When, E.G., Companies Cooperate On Research & Compete For Market Share
Cooperative Competition [ Coopetition]
Cooperative Multitasking
Cooperative Panic [Nathaniel Philbrick - Bunker Hill]
Coopertition/Co-opertition See Coopetition/Co-opetition
Coors' Slogan 'Turn It Loose In Spanish Reads 'Suffer From Diarrhea'
Cop A Cop
Cop A Fag
Cop A Fag's Fag
Cop A Feel
Cop A Feel Friday
Cop Became School Bus Driver To Put His Troubles Behind Him
Cop Copped A Feel, Cuddling Her
Cop Copped It On Way To Evidence Room
Cop It
Cop Who Bagged Judge In Crooks Costume Learned 'Never To Book A Judge By His Cover'
Cop Who Copped A Feel & Felt She Had No Pulse Felt Crappy He Had Felt Up A Corpse
Copafeelist Craig Kilborn [Alleged], Original The Daily Show Host
Copafelia Abounds On Inbound New York City Subway Trains
Copafeliacs Vs. Copafeelist, Doubles - Love, Two, New Set
Copernicium, Short-Lived Artificially Produced Radioactive Element Named For Copernicus
Copier Blinds Me Every Time I Follow Its Instructions To Put Face Down
Copped A Feel & Was Slapped As It Wasn't Yet Cop A Feel Friday
Copped A Feel Of Cop's Codpiece And Then She Copped It
Copper-Nickel Silver Dollar
Cops Against Hops [Dances Or Beer?]
Copy 'N Paste Is Made To Ruin Every Last Bit Of Originality
Copy From One, It's Plagiarism, Copy From Two, It's Research
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Copyrighted Fake
Conquering Without Danger Is Triumph Without Glory [Pierre Corneille]
Cordless Phones For Loud Boisterous Conversations, Phoneless Cords For Peace & Quiet
Corduroy Pillows Are Making Headlines!
Corduroy Suit
Core Competency Is Competency
Core Competency Of Competent Is Competency
Corkage Fee Charged For Screw-Top Bottles Should This Be A Screwage Fee?
Corn & Cluck For A Buck [Kentucky Fried Chicken]
Corn Beef & Carnage In Cabbage [Cabot] Cove [Murder She Wrote]
Corn Is A Necessary, Silver Is Only A Superfluity [Adam Smith]
Corn Is Ear Today Gone Tomorrow
Corn Is Too Starchy To Eat! Burn It!
Corn Is Too Valuable To Burn! Eat It!
Corn Shortage, An 'Amaizing' Shucking Disaster [Colbert Report]
Corn Thieves Charged With Stalking
Corn-Tinue [Li'l Abner]
CorpLaw Commentaries [Barry J. Lipson]
Corporal Condemned To Corporal Punishment Sought Gentler General Court-Martial Verdict
Corporate Blog
Corporate Conscience
Corporate Culture
Corporate Ethics
Corporate Family
Corporate Free Speech [Artificial Entity With Natural Entitys Right Of Free Speech]
Corporate Planning
Corporate Raiders: Gingrich Characterized Mitt Romney As 'King Of Bain ... Corporate Raiders'
Corporate Raiders Orchestrate Hostile Takeovers Of Companies, Quite Often To Gut Then!
Corporate Responsibility
Corporation, Even If It Be A Person, Its Still Non-Corporeal & A Legal Fiction [BJL]
Corporations Are Artificial Creatures Borne Of The State, Not Real People Borne Of A Mother!
Corporations Have Been Accused Of Inhibiting The Cream From Rising To The Top
Corporations Have Neither Bodies Nor Souls, So How Does The First Amendment Apply?
Corporations Have Neither Bodies To Be Kicked, Nor Souls To Be Damned [William Gouge]
Corpse Sat Up
Corpse Sat Up A Bit To Bite My Back
Corpse Was Prettier In Death Than In Life
Correct Error
Correct Me If I'm Wrong Conveys The Misconception 'Tell Me What You Think'
Correct Me If I'm Wrong Really Means 'I'm Right - Don't Contradict Me'
Correctional Facilities
Correctional Institution
Correctional Rehabilitation
Corrupt Official
Corrupt Official Couple Slain - Police Suspect Homicide
Corrupted Timer
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Cosmetic Surgery
Cosmology Is In Chaos
Cost Effective
Cost Of Being Poor Rising [Denver Post]
Cost Of Living Hasn't Affected Its Popularity
Cost Of lying
Cost Of lying
Cost Savings
Cotisuelto, Caribbean Spanish For One Who Wears His Shirt Tail Outside Of His Trousers
Cotton Candy
Cotton Growers Allegedly Lobbied For Banning Of Marijuana To Banish Hemp Competition
Couch Potato
Cougar, A Lioness Mounted By Studs
Cougar, Large American Feline Resembling A Lion
Cougar, Older Woman Lying With Much Younger Men
Cougar Town Envisions The Labia As The La Brea Tar Pits, Or Visa Versa?
Cougar Town Promotes LGBT Sandwiches [Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon & Tomato]
Cougar Town Promotes LGBT Sandwiches - Any Volunteers To Be The Filling?
Cougar, Women At Least 40 Who Pursue Men More Than Eight Years Their Junior
Could Be Worse, I Could Be Sting [Ozzy Osbourne]
Could Crop Circles Be The Work Of A Cereal Killer?
Couldn't Fight Way Out Of A Paper Bag
Couldn't Find Their Own Butt With Two Hands & A Road Map
Couldn't Find Way Out Of A Paper Bag
Couldnt Get Laid In A Whore House With A $1000 Bill Taped To His Forehead [Las Vegas]
Couldn't Hit The Floor If He Fell On It
Coulrophobia - Fear Of Clowns, Evil Or Benign, Marvel Or Swine!
Counselors & Psychiatrists Have Great Jobs, They Get Paid To Pretend They Give A Crap
Count Your Age With Friends But Not With Years
Count Your Blessings
Countable Infinity
Counter-Culture, An Antagonistic Alternative To The Established Culture
Counter Culture, Pittsburgh Post Gazette's Countertop Reports Of Restaurants, Diners & Bars
Counter Reformation
Counter Trends
Counterfactual Happening
Counterfactual Situation
Counting Binary Is Like Counting Decimal If You're All Thumbs
Counting Octal Is Like Counting Decimal If You're Thumbless
Countless Numbers
Country Can Only Be Good Place For Any Of Us, If It Is A Good Place For All Of Us [T. R.]
Country Club Prison
Country Life
Country Music
Country Techno
Count's Butler's Left Arm Was Missing, Served Him Right
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Cowboy
Cowboy Diplomacy
Cowboy Reaching For His Gun Drew A Blank
Cowboys & Aliens, Wide-Open Spacers & Outer Spacers [2011]
Cowboys & Aliens, Wrangler & Wetbacks
Cowrie Or Cowry Shell: Fertility Symbol, Thought To Resemble The Female Genitalia
Cows That Moo Most Give The Least Milk
COYOTE ["Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics"]
Coyote, A Criminal Entrepreneur Who Illegally Smuggles Wetbacks Across Boarder
Coyote: Canis Latrans, Wolf-Like Wild Dog Native To North America & Sleazy Bars
Coyote Gnaws Off Leg To Escape Steel-Jaw Trap In Topanga Canyon [LA Times, 1988]
Coyote: Nasty, Ugly, Or Older Gal Who Didn't Look At All Bad The Night Before
Coyote, Nasty Or Ugly Gal You'd Rather Chew Your Arm Off Then Wake Up Next To
Coyote Ugly: NYC Bar Which Spawned Multiple Franchises & 2000 Movie Based On It
Crack Case
Crack Fix
Crack Found In Man's Buttocks [Headline]
Crack Pipe
Cracker, A Cone Cracking Bird From Bhutan
Cracker Barrel Wisdom Is Better If You Bring Something To The Cracker Barrel [B.J. Lipson]
Cracker, Manipulator Of Joint Producing Sharp Popping /Cracking Sound Thru Release Of Gas
Cracker: Redneck Or Poor White From Appalachia Or The Southern United States
Craft Beer
Crap Is Crap (US) - Zevel Ze Zevel (Israel) [Ziva - NCIS]
Crash Landing
Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low [AP]
Crayola Indian Red, However, Referred To An Asian Indian Pigment!
Crayola, Being Politically Correct, Changed Flesh To Peach & Indian Red To Chestnut
Crazy Crowned Clowns
Crazy Kraut's Crackers! Crashed In & Crassly Tried To Kill Us! What Alliteration! [Producers]
Crazy Putty
Crazy Sound
Crazy, Stupid, Love Is Funny, Schmaltzy, Charming, Reviewer Says
Crazy, Stupid, Love Is Smeared With Chicken Fat, Rebbe Says
Cream Does Not Rise To The Top In Business Or Government
Cream Soda
Creation Is Only The Projection Into A Form That Already Exists [Shrimad Bhagavatan]
Creation Science
Creationism
Creative Destruction [Mikhail Bakunin]
Creative Motivated By Desire To Achieve, Not Desire To Beat Others [Ayn Rand]
Creative Person Compared To The Average Person [Dr. Frank Barron]
*Creative Person Is Both A Lot Madder & A Lot Saner
*Creative Person Is Both More Destructive & More Constructive
*Creative Person Is Both More Primitive & More Cultivated
Creative Process
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Crossword Puzzler Wynne Had Cross Words When Not Paid $$$$ Down & Many More Across
Crows Nest
Crowded Crows Crowed Squawkously
Crowded Elevators Smell Different To Midgets
Crowded Room
Crowded Space
Crowded Spaces
Crowdstopper [Durex Condoms]
Crowed With Joy
Crown Of Gold
Crown Of Lamb
Crown Of Thorns
Crowned Clowns
Crucial Memo Will Be Snared By Paper Clip Of Another Paper & Lost In Files
Cruel Joke
Cruel Kindness [Shakespeare]
Cruel To Be Kind
Cruelest Lies Are Often Told In Silence!
Crumpet Strumpet Trumpeted Trumpery
Crumpet Strumpet, Comely Yet Crummy, Concocted Crumpling Crumpets & Crumb Cakes
Crusader Rabbit
Crusades
Crusades Saw No Gentle Gentiles
Crust Eaten In Peace Better Than A Banquet Partaken In Anxiety [Aesop]
Crying Is Blackmail
Cryocaustic
Cuban Healthcare
Cuban Squares & Rubes Speak Cubic Instead Of Spanish
Cubicle Is Just A Padded Cell Without A Door
Cultural Overindulgences
Culturally Regressive Trailblazer Is Oxymoronic [Slate]
Cultured Animal
Cultures That Ignore History Have No Past & No Future
Cunnilingualist Appears In Urban Dictionary Above Cuntus Deliciosus
Cunnilingus Cumulation
Cunning Linguist [007]
Cunning Linguist & Cunnilingualist Cannot Be Tongue-Tied
Cunning Linguist Always Gets His Licks In [Rain Bojangles]
Cunning Stunts [Rock Album]
Cunt Cap: A Dysphemism For The Military Garrison, Campaign, Overseas Or Side Cap
Cunt Cap: Like The Cowrie Shell Was Thought To Resemble The Female Genitalia
Cunt Cap Or C-Cap: Also Flight, Fore-&-Aft, & Envelope Cap, Piss-Cutter & The Flat Hat
Cunt-Eyed, Either Any Guy Or Any Mongoloid
Cupboard
Cupid Stunt [Kenny Everetts BBC Movie Starlet]
Cure For Boredom In Curiosity, There Is No Cure For Curiosity [Dorothy Parker]
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D
D-Day & H-Hour, But Sea Change
Da Plane Boss, Da Plane! [Tattoo - Fantasy Island]
Dad Shower
Dad To 7 Year Old Daughter: Im Becoming A Mom Reply: No, No, Become A Cat!
Dad Was A Workaholic, Every Time Someone Mentioned Work He Got Drunk
Dadchelor Party
Daddy, Being Hard Surprised, As You Have Hardly Been Hard Though You Tried Hard
Daddy, Being Late Thanks To You Being Hard Has Lately Been Keeping Me Up Late
Dagnabit You Maggot
Daily Beast Eats Newsweek
Daily Show Dark Weekends
Daily Special
Daisy: I Was Returning A Book. Bones: And Your Pants Fell Off? [Bones]
Daisy Air Rifles, Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn Since 1866!
Dallas Crude - Oil; Chicago Crude - Oily Characters
Dalmatians Playing Hide & Seek Are Always Spotted
Dam! Said Fish Crashing Into Underwater Stone Wall
Damaged Goods
Dame That Knows The Ropes Isn't Likely To Get Tied Up [Mae West]
Damn Big Dam [Time 1931]
Damn G, Check Out That Fine Bootay!
Damn Wakely Dam Ultra [NYS 2001-2010]
Damn With Faint Praise
Damned Good
Damned Saint
Damp Dry [Dryer Setting]
Damsel In Distress Is A Distressing Damsel
Dan The Man [Bush II For Deputy Chief Of Staff Dan Bartlett]
Dance Daddy Dance, Nobody Cares If You Can't Dance Well
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Dead Outnumber The Living & Their Numbers Are Increasing [Eugene Ionesco]
Dead Owls Don't Give A Hoot
Dead People's Things For Sale [Antiques Shop Sign]
Dead Presidents, Any Denomination Of Federal Reserve Note, Thou Hamilton & Franklin Aren't
Dead Presidents Buy Lively Evening
Dead Reckoning
Dead Right
Dead Ringer
Dead Sea
Dead Set
Dead Silent
Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
Dead Spirits
Dead Time
Dead To The World
Dead Tree Edition Is Dysphemism For Print Or Paper Edition Of An Online Magazine
Dead Weight
Deadbeat
Deadbolt
Deadlines I Love, The Whooshing Sound They Make As They Fly By Thrills Me
Deadpan
Deadwood
Deadly Blessing
Deadly Nightshade
Deadly Sin
Deadsville
Deaf & Dumb
Deaf As A Post
Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing [Headline - Hearing Unimpaired Or Investigation?]
Deaf Folk Have Fax Sex, Phone Sex By Fax
Deaf Language
Deaf Listener
Deaf Ministry Holds Silent Auction [Headline]
Deaf-Mute
Deaf-Piano Tuner
Deafening Silence
Deals with competitors last only as long as it takes to send a text message!
Dear Applicant or Current Resident
Dear Current Resident
Dear I Only Sleep With You, All The Others Kept Me Up All Night
Dear Name or Current Resident
Dear Occupant
Dear Old Newfoundland
Dearest Enemy [Shakespeare]
Death Benefit
Death Benefits
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Delegating Work Works, Provided The One Delegating Work Works, Too [Robert Half]
Deliberate Haste
Deliberate Mistake
Deliberate Speed
Deliberately
Deliberately Thoughtless
Delicate Assault [Laura Z. Hobson]
Delicate Killing
Delicious Torment [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
Delightful Marriage
Delinquents Were Destructively De-Lighted When Storm De-Electrified Detention
Delmarva Heat, Light & Refrigerating Corp. of Chincoteague, Virginia First Use [Circa 1913]
Delmarva, Portmanteau For Peninsula Formed From Delaware, Maryland & Virginia
Delusions May Be Functional
Delusions Of Adequacy
Demanding Patient
Demo Or Die
Democracy Au Naturel Is Rule By The Mob [Platos Republic]
Democracy Counts Heads Regardless Of Content
Democracy Enhanced American-Style Is Rule By Majority With Due Regard To The Minority
Democracy Is Not Self-Effectuating [Judge Robert J. Cindrich]
Democracy Is Where Everybody Gets What The Majority Deserves
Democracy Is Where Your Vote Counts, Feudalism Is Where Your Count Votes
Democracy Must Be More Than Two Wolves & A Sheep Voting On Who To Have For Dinner
Democracy To Endure Demands Ongoing Active Participation Of Citizenry [Judge Cindrich]
Democrat More Conservative Than Liberal
Democratic Centralism
Democratic Congress
Democratic Dictator
Democratic Leadership
Democratic Party
Democratic Party Was Originally Called The Republican Party [Bicentennial 1991]
Democratic Republic
Democratic Underground
Democrats Never Agree On Anything, That's Why They're Democrats [Will Rogers]
Democrats Who 'Agreed With Each Other, They'd Be Republicans' [Will Rogers]
Demolition Derby
Demolition Worker
Demon Dogs!! [Thundar The Barbarian]
Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt [Mark Twain]
Denial Is A Drug
Dental Appointments Are Best At Tooth Hurty PM [Posterior Molar]
Dental Award Nominee Tried Tarter But Got No Plaque
Dentist & Manicurist Fought Tooth & Nail
Dentist Gets His Gas At The Filling Station
Dentists Have Fillings Too, So Be Kind To Them
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Devastating Victory
Developed Child
Developmental Swamp Land
Devil Finds Work For Idle Glands
Devil Finds Work For Idle Hands
Devil Is In The Details
Devil Is In The Details, 'As Every Programmer Knows' [S. Leon Felkins]
Devil Is In The Details Marauding , Crusading & Jihading Throughout The Holy Land
Devil Is In The Details, So 'Buy Low & Sell High,'& Let Me Know How That Works...
Devil Is In The Details, Try Getting New Printer's Devil To Set The Tiny Type Sans Typos
Devil Looks After His Own
Devil Made
Devil Made Me
Devil Made Me Do It
Devil Maid
Devil May Be A Comma In Life's Sentence, But Never Let Him Be The Full Stop
Devil-May-Care
Devil Should Enter Your Fathers Father! [Ruach In Dein Tatens Taten Arein!]
Devil Take The Hindmost
Devil Take The Hindmost, Save The Kosher Part For The Chosen
Devil The Lord Of Darkness Rules Over Fiery Pit
Devil Tried To Replace His Lost Tail At The Retail Spirits Store
Devilish 666 Cold Medicine [US]
Devilish Angel
Devilishly Good
Devil's Advocate
Devil's Darning Needle
Devil's Food
Devils Food Cake
Devils In The Details
Devils In The Details, Angels In The Policy [Mitt Romney]
Devout About Face
Devout Atheist
Devout Christian
Dew Is Formed By The Sun Shining Down On The Leaves & Making Them Perspire
Diabolical Nightjars [Satanic Eared]*
Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
Dialed 911 On 911to Report The Whole Nine Yards Raining Down On Us!
Diamond Ring
Diamond With More Carats Than Bugs Bunny Dreams Of Only 4000 Light Years Away!
Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend [Marilyn Monroe]
Diamonds Are Forever ... [De Beer]
Diarrhea Is Hereditary, It Runs In Your Jeans
Dick Head
Dick Van Dyke Is An Anomaly, To Wit, A Masculine Organ From A Masculine Lesbo
Dickens World, English Theme Park Showing The Dark Side Of The Industrial Revolution
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Dickens World Lets You Go To The Dickens, Devilishly Experiencing Dickens England
Dictator - Risks Life So Democracy Never Comes To Country He Lovingly Oppressed [2012]
Dictatorial Elections
Dictionary Is Only Place Where Success Comes Before Work
Did I Do That? [Steve Urkel]
Did I Mention The Groin Kick You'll Be Receiving If You Touch Me?
Did You Expect Mere Proof To Sway My Opinion?
Did You Hear About The Rich Man Who Said Im Cash Poor?
Did You Just Tell Me I Wasn't Listening To You?
Diddler
Diddlyshit
Diddlysquat
Didgeridoo Player Was Playing Hip Hop Junkie. Well, I Thought, Thats Aboriginal
Didn't Do Anything Wrong & I Won't Do It Again
Didn't Keep Score, But It Could Have Been Twenty Zip
Didn't Like Play, But Saw It Under Adverse Conditions, Curtain Was Up [Groucho Marx]
Die In Love If You Want To Remain Alive
Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do! [Groucho Marx]
Die To Know
Died In The Saddle He Came & Went At The Same Time
Diet Cake
Diet Candy
Diet Coke
Diet Ice Cream
Diet Slogan: Are You Going The Wrong Weigh
Diet Soda
Diet That Is Successful Is The Triumph Of Mind Over Platter
Diet, Watch What You Eat & Wish You Could Eat What You Watch [Hermione Gingold]
Dieters Don't Like Food Going To Waist
Dieter's Lament: A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind!
Dieters Live Life In The Fasting Lane
Dieters Toughest Problem Is Not Watching What They Eat, But Watching What Others Eat
Dieting Is A Matter Of Life & Breadth
Dieting Is A Matter Of Life & Breath
Dieting Is The Triumph Of Mind Over Platter
Dieting Is Wishful Shrinking
Diets Are For People Who Are Thick & Tired Of It All
Difference Between A Cat & A Lie Is That A Cat Has Only Nine Lives
Difference Between A Champ & A Chump Is U
Difference Between A Flower & A Weed Is A Judgment
Difference Between A Politician & A Snail Is That A Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind
Difference Between Dog & Fox Is About Five Drinks
Difference Between Earning A Good Living & Living A Good Life, Is Enjoying What You Do
Difference Between Genius & Stupidity Is That Genius Has Its Limits [Albert Einstein]
Difference Between Insanity & Genius Is Success [Jonathan Price]
Difference Between Lawyer & Chicken Is That Chicken 'Clucks Defiant'
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Difference Between Literature & Journalism Is Former Is Unread & Latter Is Unreadable
Difference Between Men & Pigs Is That Pigs Don't Turn Into Cops Or Drunks
Difference Between Mountain & Molehill Is Perspective [Al Neuharth]
Difference Between Niagara & Viagra Is Niagara Falls
Difference Between One Yard & Two Yards Is A Fence
Difference Between Ordinary & Extraordinary Is That Little Bit Extra
Difference Between Picnic & Panic Is 28 Days
Difference Between Pornography & Erotica Is Lighting
Difference Between Roast Beef & Pea Soup Is Anyone Can Roast Beef... [Tom Snyder]
Difference Between Try & Triumph Is A Little Umph [Marvin Phillips]
Different, Like Everybody Else
Different Pattern
Different Similarities
Dig The Well Before You Are Thirsty
Digamma, Abandoned Greek Letter
Diggerland, English Construction Theme Parks With Spindizzy, Giant Excavator Bucket Ride
Digging Big Hole Key To Planting Trees [Headline]
Digitalis? No, Ill Tell You Later [Hot Lips Houlihan]
Dignified Silence Is Better Than Dignified Speech
Dignified Slavery [Andrew Jackson]
Dijon Vu - The Same Mustard As Before
Dike Finger
Diligent Sloth
Dim Light
Dim Wit
Dime My Be Worth A $1,000,000! - If Used To Scratch Off The Winning Lottery Ticket
Diminished Confidence
Diminishing Growth
Diminutive Giants
Dimwit
Dingbat
Dingbat Did It!
Dingo Did It!
Dingo Did It Outback Down Under [Infanticide]
Dining Hall Food
Dinner Divested Of Ceremony Is An Act Of Perfidy
Dinner for Schmucks
Dinosaur Carnivore Sinosauropteryx Wore Feather 'Mohican' Along Head & Back [BBC News]
Dinty Moore, Not Less
Diplomacy
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Jumping Into Troubled Waters Without Making A Splash
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Letting Someone Else Have Your Own Way
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Restraining Power [Henry Kissinger]
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'Nice Doggie until You Can Find A Rock [Will Rogers]
Diplomat Always Remembers A Woman's Birthday But Never Her Age [Robert Frost]
Diplomat Can Convince His Wife That A Fur Coat Will Make Her Look Fat
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Disaster Preparedness
Disaster Relief
Discipline Board
Discipline Is The Bridge Between Goals & Accomplishments [Jim Rohn]
Discipline Without Freedom Is Tyranny; Freedom Without Discipline Is Chaos [C. Hightower]
Disciplined Gluttony
Disciplined Self-Indulgence
Disco Music
Discontent Is The First Necessity Of Progress [Thomas Edison]
Disorder In The Court [1936 Three Stooges Movie Title]
Discovered Missing
Discretion Is Raising One's Eyebrow Instead Of One's Voice
Discretion Is The Better Part Of Valor
Discretionary Rules
Discrimination
Discuss Quietly
Discuss With Yourself
Disease Can Be Cured, But Fate Is Incurable [Chinese Proverb]
Disease Of Stubbornness Has No Cure
Disgruntled Pig Has Lost Its Voice
Disgustingly Good
Dishwasher Convicted Of Killing Boy [IronHerder Header], Toaster Was Acquitted
Dishwashing Liquid Has Real Lemon, While Real Lemon Has Artificial Ingredients
Disinformation
Dismal Success
Disney Bans Junk Food Ads From Its TV Programming, But Not Junky Programs
Disney Has It Best - If He Doesn't Like An Actor He Just Tears Him Up [Alfred Hitchcock]
Disneyland, A People Trap Operated By A Mouse
Disney's World: Cinderella's A Party Girl & Sleeping Beauty Spends Her Time On Her Back
Dispassionate Compromise
Dispassionate Compromise Rises Above The Conflicts [CJ John Roberts Senior Thesis]
Dispensing Of Injustice Is Always In The Right Hands [Stanislaus Lec]
Disposable Income
Disposable Plastic
Disraeli My Good Sir, You Will Either Die On The Gallows Or Of Some Unspeakable Disease
Disrobe If You're Telepathic
Dissent
Dissenting Opinion
Distaff Staff
Distaff Staff Is This Staff
Distance Between Insanity & Genius Is Merely Success [Elliot Carver To 007]
Distance From Car To Home Increases In Proportion To Weight Of Bags You Carry
Distance Lends Enchantment To The View
Distance Lends Enchantment To The View, Darkness Helps Too!
Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Distant Relative
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Distinctive Uniform
Distinguished Or Extinguished Career Depends On You
Distracted Driving Division
Ditch Dodge
Ditch Witch
Ditched Dish
Ditched Dodge
Ditched Dodger
Dittohead
Dittoism
Diva - An Extremely Talented But Very Imperious & Temperamental Female Performer
Diva - Selfish, Spoiled, & Overly Dramatic Bitch Who Must Always Have Her Own Way
Diva Specializing In Risqu Arias Is An Off-Coloratura Soprano
Diversity Education
Divi-Dent [Coined By BJL]
Divide & Conquer [Julius Caesar]
Divide Division
Divided Loyalty
Divided Unions
Divided Unity
Dividend Tax
Divinity Fudge
Divorce Court
Divorce Is Like Espresso, Expensive & Bitter
Divorce, Latin For 'Having Your Genitals Torn Off Through Your Wallet'[Robin Williams]
Divorced President [Not An Oxy Since Reagan]
Divorces Are Fewer Among Single People, Chicago Figures Show [Chicago Tribune]
Dizzy Blonde
Dizzy Pinnacle
Dizzy Spell
Dizzying Pace
DNA [Do Not Acquit]
Do - A Deer A Female Deer
Do A Little More Each Day Than You Think You Possibly Can [Lowell Thomas]
Do As I Say, Not As I Do
Do As Much As You Think Needs Done Conveys The Misconception 'Do What You Can'
Do As Much As You Think Needs Done Really Means 'Do It All'
Do As You Would Be Done By
Do As You Wish, If You Cant Do As You Can
Do Be A Do Bee, Don't Be A Don't Bee [Miss Connie - Romper Room]
Do Be Do Be Do [Frank Sinatra]
Do Bears Bear? Do Bees Be? Or Do Bears Bare? Do Bees Bee? [Moonlighting]
Do Bears Bear? Do Bees Bee? [Bzzzzzzzzz! - Pushing Daisies]
Do Bears Bear? Do Bees Bee? Do Ducks Duck? Do Flies Fly? Does Spock Beam Up? [Yahoo]
Do Blind Eskimos Have Seeing-Eye Sled Dogs?
Do Deaf Gynecologists Read Lips?
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Do First Things First, & Second Things Not At All [Peter Drucker]
Do Good Vacuums Really Suck?
Do Hungry Time-Travelers Ever Go Back Four Seconds?
Do I Know Any Jokes About Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO
Do I Smell The Revolting Stench Of Self-Esteem? [The Producers]
Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery? [George Carlin]
Do It Now! [Napoleon Hill]
Do It Right The First Time & Nobody Will Appreciate How Difficult It Was!
Do-It-Yourself Coffins For Pets & People [Dale Power & Jeffrey B. Snyder]
Do-It-Yourself People Coffins Built By Woodworkers Who Want To Be Buried In Their Work
Do-It-Yourself Pets Coffins Built By Lassie & Underdog [Undertakerdog]
Do Not Go Through Life; Grow Through Life [Eric Butterworth]
Do Or Dont Do, Dont Try [Yoda]
Do Over That Doover Down Under , Its Crooked! [Australian]
Do Some Soul-Searching, Maybe You Can Find One
Do The Best Of Someone Better! [Supernatural]
Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
Do Unto Others What Has Been Done To You [Maynard James Keenan]
Do Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?
Do You Believe In Life After Love? [Cher 'Believe']
Do You Believe In Love After Life?
Do You Believe In Love After Life Of Riley?
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
Do You Believe More In God Than He Believes In You?
Do You Believe More In You Than God Does?
Do You Expect Me To Talk? 'No Mr. Bond I Expect You To Die' [Goldfinger To 007]
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? [Jim Carrey]
Do You Go To Brooklyn On Brooklyn Bridge & Return To Manhattan On Manhattan Bridge?
Do You Have The Balls To Play At Hell's Point Golf Club? [Virginia Beach, VA]
Do You Lose As Gracefully As You Win? I Wouldnt Know [007]
Do You Think My Mind Is Maturing Late, Or Simply Rotted Early? [Ogden Nash]
Do What You Can, With What You Have, Where You Are [Theodore Roosevelt]
Do Whatever Your Enemies Don't Want You To Do
Docile Witness
Doctor Dolittle [See Dr Dolittle]
Doctor Execution Policy Debated [AP]
Doctor Had Humerus Incident Falling On His Funny Bone
Doctor I Can't Feel My Legs! - "I Know You Can't, I've Cut Off Your Arms!
Doctor I Think Im Shrinking! - 'Settle Down, You'll Just Have To Be A Little Patient
Doctor Is One Who Kills Schilz' Ills With Pills & Kills Schilz With His Bills
Doctor Of Nursing
Doctor Reviewing Madame Butterfly Charged With 'Opera Rating Without A License
Doctor Told Me To Stop Intimate Dinners For 4 Unless There Are 3 Others [Orson Welles]
Doctor X-Rayed My Head & Found Nothing
Doctoral Ignorance Comes After Knowledge [Michel De Montaigne]
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Dont Ask Sarge, Do Tell Ike If You Like [Obamas Next Step Forward]
Don't Ask The Barber Whether You Need A Haircut
Don't Assume Malice For What Stupidity Can Explain
Don't Attribute To Malice What Can As Easily Be Attributed To Stupidity
Dont Bang My Teapot [Hok Mir Nit Kayn Chainik]
Don't Be A Sexist, Broads Hate That
Don't Be Afraid To Go Out On A Limb, That's Where The Fruit Is
Don't Be Deceived By Appearances
Don't Be Greedy On The Way Up
Don't Be Humble, Youre Not That Great
Don't Be In Such A Jiffy, Cover Your Stiffy
Don't Be Irreplaceable, If You Can't Be Replaced, You Can't Be Promoted
Don't Be Sexist -- Broads Hate That
Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy
Don't Be Stupid, Be A Smartie, Come & Join The Nazi Party [The Producers]
Don't Be Vague - Ask For Haig [Haig Whiskey]
Don't Believe Everything You Hear Or Anything You Say
Don't Believe Everything You Think
Don't Believe In Miracles, Rely On Them
Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You
Don't Bother Me, Im Living Happily Ever After
Don't Burn Your Bridges Behind You
Dont Butt In
Don't Cast Your Pearls Before Swine
Don't Change Horses In Midstream
Don't Complain About Neighbors Snowy Roof When Your Doorstep Is Unclean [Confucius]
Don't Compromise Yourself, You're All You've Got
Don't Confuse An Open Mind With One That's Vacant
Don't Cook In Your Neighbor's Saucepan
Don't Copy That Floppy
Don't Count The Days, Make The Days Count
Don't Count Your Boobies Before They're Hatched [James Thurber]
Don't Count Your Bridges Before You Burn Them
Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch
Don't Criticize My Coffee, You May Be Old & Weak One Day Too
Don't Cross The Bridge Till You Come To It
Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened [Dr. Seuss]
Don't Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face
Don't Dink & Drance [Christian Metalcore Album, Plagues]
Don't Disturb The Perimeter, Resist Stirring Up Any Messes
Don't Do It If You Can't Keep It Up [NASA]
Don't Do It If You Can't Keep It Up [Pussy Galore]
Don't Do It If You Can't Keep It Up Or Ran Out Of Viagra
Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time [Baretta]
Don't Dream It, Be It [Rocky Horror Picture Show]
Don't Drink & Drive, You Might Hit A Bump & Spill Your Drink
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Don't Piss Down My Back &Tell Me It's Raining [Outlaw Josey Wales, 1976]
Don't Piss Me Off! Im Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies
Don't Play Stupid With Me, Im Better At It
Don't Play With The Coals Pussycat, You'll Burn Your Paw
Don't Poop Where You Eat!
Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
Don't Put New Wine Into Old Bottles
Don't Put New Wine Into Old Bottles Unless You're A Cheat
Dont Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
Don't Put The Cart Before The Horse
Don't Put Too Many Adaptors Into One Socket, They Confuse
Don't Retreat...Reload! [Palin]
Don't Rock The Boat
Don't Rock The Boat, Rock N' Roll It!
Dont Sell The Skin Off The Bear Thats Still In The Forest
Don't Spoil The Ship For A Ha'porth Of Tar
Dont Steal A Police Car Unless You Can Floor It All The Way To Mexico
Don't Sell The Steak, Sell The Sizzle
Don't Send My Boy To Harvard, The Dying Mother Said
Don't Send My Boy To Princeton, I'd Rather See Him Dead
Don't Set Sail On Someone Else's Star [African Proverb]
Don't Speak Of Secret Matters On Airplanes, Streets, Cell Phones Or Outside Your Head!
Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
Don't Sweat The Petty Things & Don't Pet The Sweaty Things [George Carlin]
Don't Sweat The Small Stuff
Don't Take Life So Serious - It Ain't Nohow Permanent [Pogo]
Don't Take Life Too Seriously, You Won't Get Out Alive
Don't Take Yourself So Seriously, No One Else Does
Don't Talk The Talk If You Can't Walk The Walk
Don't Tax Him, Don't Tax Me, Tax That Man Behind The Tree! [Senator Russell Long]
Don't Teach Your Children The Value Of A Dollar Or They'll Ask For Two
Don't Teach Your Grandma To Suck Eggs
Dont Tell Any Big Lies Today, Small Ones Can Be Just As Effective
Dont Tell Me How Hard You Work, Tell Me How Much You Get Done
Don't Thank Me For Insulting You, It Was A Pleasure
Don't Think Anyone Should Write His Autobiography Until After He's Dead [S. Goldwyn]
Dont Throw Bricks When You Live In A Glass House
Don't Throw Pearls To Swine
Don't Throw The Baby Out With The Bath Water
Don't Thump On Thumper
Don't Touch! Hot & Cold Glass Looks Exactly The Same
Don't Touch The Mans Monkey [Bones]
Don't Touch The Mans Monkey Lady, He Bites!
Don't Touch The Mans Monkey Lady, If You Bite
Dont Trust A Relative In Business
Don't Try To Change Lines As Your Original Line Will Then Move Faster
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Dreams Become Reality With Lot Of Determination, Dedication & Self-Discipline [J. Owens]
Dreams Of Great Things That Come True Can Lead To Disappointment
Dreams Reality
Dreams They Complicate My Life, Dreams They Complement My Life [REM]
Drek/Dreck, Its Bupkis! [Yiddish-Crap, Shit, Worthless Material/Merchandise]
Dress Flip-Flops
Dress Casual
Dress Is Disgraceful 10 Years Before Its Time, Daring 1 Year Before & Chic In Its Time
Dress Is Dowdy 3 Years After Its Time, Hideous 20 Years Later & Amusing 30 Years Hence
Dress Is Romantic A Century After Its Time & Beautiful 150 Years Later
Dress Jeans
Dress Pants
Dress Shirt
Dress Shoes
Dressed To Kill
Dressy Casual
Drill For Oil? In The Ground? You're Crazy' [1859 Drillers Who Refused Edwin Drake]
Drilling A Straight Hole [Nancy Janicek, Nom De Plume For Transvestite Casanova?]
Drilling For Oil Is Boring
Drink A Highball At Nightfall
Drink A Milkshake At Daybreak
Drink Of Grief [From Whence Came "Pot/Weed"]
Drink Responsibly
Drink Tizer, The Appetizer
Drink To Me Only With Thine Eyes & I Will Pledge With Mine [Ben Jonson]
Drink Varnish & You'll Have A Lovely Finish
Drinka Pinta Milka Day [Milk Marketing Board]
Drinking Liquor Before Pregnancy May Lead To Pregnancy
Drinking Man Wants To Forget He Isn't Still Young & Believing [Tennessee Williams]
Drinking Too Much Coffee Can Cause A Latte Problems
Drip Dry
Drive Carefully, Its Not Only The Cars That Can Be Recalled By The Maker
Drive Defensively
Drive Defensively, & Remember The Best Defense Is A Good Offense!
Drive Defensively, Buy A Tank
Drive It Like You Stole It!
Drive On A Parkway
Drive Slowly, We're In A Hurry [Winston Churchill]
Drive Through Parking
Drive-Thru Window [Fast Food Or Banking]
Drive-Thru Window [Without Breaking It?]
Drive Thy Business Or It Will Drive Thee [Benjamin Franklin]
Driven To Suicide - Was Suicided
Driver Who Lost His Left Arm & Leg In A Car Crash Is All Right Now
Drivers Going Slower Than You Are Idiots & Those Going Faster Maniacs [Rain Bojangles]
Driving On So Many Turnpikes Was Taking Its Toll
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Dry Ice
Dry Lake
Dry Lotion
Dry Martini
Dry Martini, Medium Vodka, Plenty Of Ice, Shaken Not Stirred [007]
Dry Milk
Dry Pond
Dry River
Dry Snow
Dry Up
Dry Vermouth
Dry Water
Dry Well
Dry Wine
Dubious Argument
Dubiously False
Dubya [George 'W' Bush]
Duck Said To The Bartender, 'Put It On My Bill
Duck Soup
Duck-Billed Dinosaur
Duck-Billed Platypus
Ducks Grow Down, Ducklings Grow Up
Ducks In A Row
Ducks In A Row Duckwalk
Ducks Wake Up At The Quack Of Dawn!
Ducky Dudette
Duct Tape Is Like The Force, It Has Light Side, Dark Side & Holds The Universe Together
Dude President [Chester A. Arthur]
Dudes Before Marriage Are Subdued In Marriage
Dudes, If The Tent Is Rocking Dont Come Knocking [Supernatural]
Dudt Bakery, Specializing In Flat Breads
Due Diligence
Due Process
Due Process & Judicial Process Not The Same When It Comes To National Security [USAG]
Due Process Guaranteed By Constitution, Not Judicial Process [US Attorney General Holder]
Due Process Is Then The Process Of Doing What You Do! - Or Perhaps It Should Be:
*Due Process Is The Process Of Doing Dually What You Do, As Once Is Not Enough! - Or:
*Due Process Is The Process Of Doing It Duly, At The Proper Time & As It Ought To Be
*Due Process Is The Process Of Doing It Duly, In Timely Manner & By Properly Aiming Drone
Due Process Of Law Required For Any Man To Be Put To Death [Magna Carta Statute 1354]
*'No Man' Shall Be Put To Death, Without He Be Brought To Answer By Due Process Of Law'
Due Process Of Law Required To Deprive Any Person Of Life, Liberty, Or Property [Const. 5th]
Due Process Without Accompaniment, By Noted Duelling A Cappella Ensemble Duelly Noted
Dull Acupuncture
Dull Acupuncturists
Dull Knife
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Dull Needle
Dull Pain
Dull Roar
Dull Shine
Dum Dum, A Stupid Or Dumb Person
Dum Dum Boys, Norwegian Rock Band 'Reinvented' In 1985 From 1970's 'Wannskrkk'
Dum-Dum Bullets, Not Dumb Or Smart But Made At Dum Dum Arsenal, Calcutta, India
Dum-Dum Expanding Bullets Outlawed By The Hague Convention Of 1899
Dum Dum Girls, American Indie Pop Band From California Formed In 2008
Dum Dums, America's Favorite Giveaway Lollipop' Since 1924 For 'Dumb' Sugar Highs?
Dumb & Dumber
Dumb Ass
Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Jokes Don't Offend Me, Im Not Dumb Or Blonde [Dolly Parton]
Dumb Mute
Dumb Bomb
Dumb Dummy Had Dumb Ventriloquist
Dumb Waiter
Dumb Wives & Blind Husbands Might Make Their Marriages Work
Dumber Than A Buffalo Chip
Dumber Than A Dumb Waiter
Dumber Than Dumb
Dumbest Man On Uppers
Dummies Are Dumb Speechless Dummies Without Their Ventriloquists
Dummies Who Use Smart Phones Are Still Dumb
Dummy Dummys Dummy Was &/Or Was Depicted As A Dummy Dummy Dummy
Dump Was So Full It Had To Refuse More Refuse
Dung Beetle
Dunsel [Star Trek]
Duplicate Original
During Root Canal I Lost My Nerve
Dust: Mud With The Juice Squeezed Out
Dust Off
Dust Protects Furniture, Doesnt It?
Dutch [Ronald Reagan]
Dutch American
Dutch Caps Used By Dutch Wives & Dutch Widows To Prevent Dutch Treats From Dutch Johns
Dutch Comfort Is Comforting By Sympathetically Saying Things Could Be Worse!
Dutch Concerts Are Double Dutch Gibberish, Dutch-Bottomed, & Paying Artists Dutch Gold
Dutch Courage Has Been Described As Courage Resulting From Intoxication, A Dutch Treat?
Dutch Oven, Official State Pot of Utah, Is Smoking For Baking, Frying, Roasting & Stewing
Dutch Oven: Farting So Your Bed Companion Can Enjoy Its Odoriferousness Too Toot Toot!
Dutch Treat, Ditch The Bitch, Scratch Your Itch!
Dutch Treat, You Do You & Ill Do Me! Its Just Like Going Dutch!
Duty Officer Needs To Get Flag Officer Quickly, Nap On Duty
Dybbuk, Yiddish For Malevolent Deceased Spirit Who Enters & Controls A Living Body
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Dying Comfort The Living Until They Decline To Play This Role [IronHerder]
Dying Is A Part Of Life
Dying From Dyeing
Dying Is A Part Of Life
Dying Is Easy, Living Is Hard
Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down [Woody Allen]
Dying Is Very Dull, Dreary Affair, He Started His Last Words [W. Somerset Maugham]
Dying My Advice Is To Have Nothing Whatever To Do With It [W. Somerset Maugham]
Dying To Live
Dying With Anticipation {NCIS]
Dying Young When I'm Very Old Is My Life's Objective
Dyke Had Finger In Dyke, Saving The Day
Dyke Had Finger In Dyke When Arrested On Minor Morals Charges
Dyke With I [Dike] Is Three-Quarters Of The Way To Dick
Dynamic Duo
Dynamic Equilibrium
Dynamic Monotone
Dynamic Stability
Dynamite Factory Opening Ad: Must Be Willing To Travel Without Notice
Dysfunctional Family
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Lies Awake All Night Wondering If Theres A Dog
Dyslexic Atheist Insomniac Lies Awake Thinking How To Prove To Others Theres No Dog
Dyslexic Drunk Staggered Into A Bra
Dyslexic Drunk Staggered Into A Bra Wanting A Rime Lickey
Dyslexics Have More Fnu
Dyslexic Nieschtezsh Postulates Dead Is Dog
Dyslexics Of The World, Untie!
Dyslexics Untie!
E
E-Mail
E-Mail Of The Species Is Deadlier Than The Mail
E-Mail That I Had Type A Blood Was A Type-O
E-Newspaper
E Pluribus Unum - Out Of Many, One
E-Reader
E Unum Pluribus The Octomom!
E.T. Phone Home [E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, 1982]
Each Generation Laughs At The Old Fashions, But Follows Religiously The New [H. Thoreau]
Each Misfortune Will Carry In It The Seed Of Tomorrow's Good Luck [Og Mandino]
Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines [Steven Wright]
Ear-Splitting Whispers
Ear-Splitting Whispers Of Unconcealed Ghosts Thundering Silently, Confront The Blind Man
Early Bird Catches The Worm
Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese [Steven Wright]
Early Bird Who Catches Worm Works For Late Sleeper Who Owns Worm Farm [Travis McGee]
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Early To Bed & Early To Rise Makes A Man Healthy, Wealthy & Wise [Benjamin Franklin]
Early To Rise & Early To Bed, Makes A Man Healthy But Socially Dead
Early To Rise & Early To Bed, Makes A Man Rested But Socially Dead
Early To Bed, Early To Rise Makes People Suspicious
Ear-Splitting Whispers Of Unconcealed Ghosts Thundering Silently Engulfed Blind Man
EarMuffers Muffle Horribly Heavy Snores With 'Sleependous' Ear Plugs For Sleepmate
Earmuffs Should Be To The Deaf As Dark Glasses Are To The Blind, Or Not?
Earn Cash In Your Spare Time, Blackmail Your Friends
Earnings Relative To Production
Earth Angel
Earth First! - Well Strip Mine The Other Planets Later
Earth Is A Great Big Funhouse Without The Fun Well, Maybe Some
Earth Is The Inane Asylum Of The Universe
Earth Is The Insane Asylum Of The Universe
Earthquake In Washington, DC Laid On Fault Of Government
Earthstar
Earworm, A Truly Torturous Tune You Can't Get Out Of Your Head [Ohrwurm]
Earworm Or Corn Earworm [Heliothis Zea], A Corn Ear Blight Feeding On Silk & Kernels
Easier To Act A New Way Of Feeling Than Feel A New Way Of Acting [G. D. Morgan]
Easier To Be A Result Of The Past Than A Cause Of The Future
Easier To Change The Specification To Fit The Outcome Than Vice Versa
Easier To Fight For One's Principles Than To Live Up To Them [Alfred Adler]
Easier To Find Faults In Others Than Virtues In Oneself
Easier To Get Forgiveness For Being Wrong That Forgiveness For Being Right
Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission
Easier To Get Into Something Than Out
Easier To Get Older Than It Is To Get Wiser
Easier To Hear A Secret Than To Keep It
Easier To Love Humanity As A Whole Than To Love One's Neighbor [Eric Hoffer]
Easier To Resist At The Beginning Than At The End [Leonardo Da Vinci]
Easiest Way Out Has Already Been Mined By The Enemy
Easiest Way To Find Something Lost Is To Buy A Replacement
Easiest Way To Solve A Problem Is To Pick An Easy One
East Is East & West Is West
East Is East & West Is West & Never The Twain Shall Meet
East Is East & West Is West & Never The Twain Shall Meet, Mark My Words!
East To Sea, West To Land, Death To Girl Who Touches My Man!
East, West, Home's Best
Eastern Head Seeks Arms [Headline]
Eastalgia, Americanization Of Concocted German Word Ostalgie [Which See]
Easy Algebra
Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby
Easy As Taking Candy From A Baby Ain't So Easy
Easy Being Funny When The Whole Government's Working For You [Will Rogers]
Easy Come, Easy Go
Easy Directions
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Eat What You Kill Only [Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Professed Meat Diet]
Eat Your Heart Out, I Still Fit Into My High School Ear Rings
Eat Your Vegetables For Fiber & Good Bowel Movements
Eating Words Has Never Given Me Indigestion [Winston Churchill]
Eats Soup With A Fork & Peas With A Knife
Eaves Dropper
Ebbing Tide
Eco-Fashion
Eco-Friendly Oil
ecoChic Resale Boutique, Robinson, PA
Economic Forecast
Economic Reform
Economic Science
Economic Stability
Economic Vacuums Attract Industry
Economical Car
Economics Is Extremely Useful As A Form Of Employment For Economists [Galbraith]
Economist Knows Tomorrow Why What He Predicted Yesterday Didnt Happen Today
Economist Tells You What To Do With Your Money After You've Spent It
Economists Herd Instinct Makes Sheep Look Like Independent Thinkers
Economy Car
Economy Drive
Economy Goes Up & Down When Country Run By Yo-Yo's
Ecstasy, A Feeling Of Elated Bliss You Feel You'll Feel That You've Never Felt Before
Ecstasy: Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, An Illicit Drug Inducing Such A Feeling
Edible Panties
Edible Panties, A Snatch Snack Appetizer
Edible Panties By Victoria Secret Makes You Sexy For Your Lover
Editing Is A Rewording Activity [Alan J. Perlis]
Editing Is A Rewording Activity Found Rewarding By Some
Editors Correct Intentional Errors, But Fail To Correct Unintentional Ones
Educated Consumer
Educated Guess
Educated Illiterate
Educated Legislator
Education Casts 'False Pearls Before Real Swine' [Irwin Edman]
Education Is The Kindling Of A Flame, Not The Filling Of A Vessel [Socrates]
Education Is The Path From Cocky Ignorance To Miserable Uncertainty
Educational Administration
Educational Television
Educational TV
Educators Need Not Be Entertaining, Nor Need Entertainers Be Educational
Educators Need Not Be Entertaining, Nor Need Entertainers Be Educational, But They Help!
Eels' Feet
Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, The Spirits Are About To Speak! [Bullwinkle]
Effect Of Gamma Rays On Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds [Paul Zindel]
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Effective Bureaucrat
Effective Compassion
Efficient Bureaucracy
Effort Only Fully Releases Its Reward After A Person Refuses To Quit [Napoleon Hill]
Egg Laying Mammal
Egg On
Egg On His Face
Egg On Our Face For Eggless Eggplants, Hamless Hamburgers & Dogless Hotdogs
Egghead Is What Mrs. Dumpty Gives Humpty
Eggplant
Eggplant Is Egg-Less, Nor Can You Plant An Egg
Egg-zactly [MacGyver]
Egotist Is Someone More Interested In Himself Than In Me
Egotists Are Not Gossips!
Egotists Are Usually Me-Deep In Conversation
Egotists Coupling Is An I For An I
Egyptian Teen Was Mortified When She Discovered Her Dad Was A Mummy, & Mummified!
Eh?\>, The Canadian DOS Prompt
Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America, The Rest Cheat In Europe [Jackie Mason]
Eighty Percent Of Air Pollution Comes From Plants & Trees [Ronald Reagan]
Eighty Percent Of Success Is Showing Up
Ein Stein: If You Drink From This Mug, You Become An Einstein [Jim Loy/Piers Anthony]
Eisenhower's Only Vice Was Nixon (& Perhaps Kay Summersby)
Either A Butt Or A Fart [Oder A Klop, Oder A Forts]
Either All Or Nothing [Oder Gor Oder Gornisht]
Either We're Alone In Universe Or We're Not, Both Are Equally Terrifying [Arthur C. Clarke]
Either You Or Your Head Must Be Off ... Take Your Choice [Alice - Red Queen]
Either You Run The Day Or The Day Runs You [Jim Rohn]
Ejaculant From One Human Ejaculation Has More Sperms Than The U.S. Has People
Elastic Demand
Elastic Supply
Elbow Grease
Elected King
Elections Are Very Important, Sex Only Happen When A Male Gets Exalted In An Election
Electric Chair Modeled After Dental Chair By Dentist Alfred Southwick In 1880's
Electric Company: 'Delighted To Get Your Payment. However, If We Don't, You Will Be
Electricians Must Pass A Battery Of Tests
Electrical Engineers Do It With Less Resistance
Electricity Is Fluid [Nearly Dead Or Idiomatic Metaphor]
Electrolux Vacuum From Scandinavian Used In US Slogan 'Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux'
Electronic Book
Electronic Mail
Electrons Who Lose Their Energy Get Bohr'ed
Electroshock Therapy
Electrosmog
Elegant Violence [Rugby]
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Elementary Algebra
Elementary Calculus
Elementary Complexities
Elementary My Dear Einstein, Like Einsteinium In Tom Lehrer's Elements Song:
*There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium,
*& Hydrogen & Oxygen & Nitrogen & Rhenium,
*& Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium, Germanium,
*& Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium,
*Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium,
*& Lanthanum & Osmium & Astatine & Radium,
*& Gold & Protactinium & Indium & Gallium,
*& Iodine & Thorium & Thulium & Thallium.
*There's Yttrium, Ytterbium, Actinium, Rubidium,
*& Boron, Gadolinium, Niobium, Iridium,
*& Strontium & Silicon & Silver & Samarium,
*& Bismuth, Bromine, Lithium, Beryllium, & Barium....
*There's Holmium & Helium & Hafnium & Erbium,
*& Phosphorus & Francium & Fluorine & Terbium,
*& Manganese & Mercury, Molybdenum, Magnesium,
*Dysprosium & Scandium & Cerium & Cesium.
*& Lead, Praseodymium, & Platinum, Plutonium,
*Palladium, Promethium, Potassium, Polonium,
*& Tantalum, Technetium, Titanium, Tellurium,
*& Cadmium & Calcium & Chromium & Curium.
*There's Sulfur, Californium, & Fermium, Berkelium,
*& Also Mendelevium, Einsteinium, Nobelium,
*& Argon, Krypton, Neon, Radon, Xenon, Zinc, & Rhodium,
*& Chlorine, Carbon, Cobalt, Copper, Tungsten, Tin, & Sodium
*These Are The Only Ones Of Which The News Has Come To Ha'vard,
*There May Be Many Others, But They Haven't Been Discavard
Elementary My Dear Watson
Elementary, My Dear Watson, Elementary [P. G. Wodehouse, Psmith, Journalist]
Elementary Physics
Elementary School
Elephant Design Committee
Elephantine Economist [Grover Cleveland When Topping Scales At 250 Pounds]
Elephants, Please Stay In Your Car [Safari Park Sign]
Elephants They Say Never Forget, But What Have They Got To Remember?
Elevated Subway
Elevator Operator Is My Dad, He Brought Me Up, Didn't I?
Elevator Passengers In Constant Motion To Maintain Equi-Distances Between Them
Elevator Shoes
Elevators Make Ghosts Happy Because They Lift The Spirits
Elevators Smell Different To Midgets
Eleven-Inch Foot-Long Subway Sub Sandwich [New York Post]
Eleven-Inch Foot-Long Subway Sub Sandwich Was Half-Vast Hero
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Eliminated Impossible, What Remains, However Improbable, Must Be True [Sherlock Holmes]
Elite Rabble
Ellis [Bush II For Chuck Schumer, Democratic Senator, New York]
Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani? [My God, My God, Why Have You Forsaken/Abandoned Me?]
Eloquent Babble
Eloquent Depravity
Eloquent Silence
Eloquent Silence, Two Mouths Meeting In A Kiss
Embezzling Auditor
Emergence By Emergency, When Ideas Are Needed Badly Enough They Emerge [R.B. Fuller]
Emergencies Are Anticipated [Expected But No Foreknowledge]
Emergencies Are Anticipated [Through Beforehand Precognitive Foreknowledge]
Emergencies Are Not Anticipated
Emergency, Of Which You Shall Receive Due & Timely Notice
Emergency Room
Emergency Stopping - Two Hours [Indiana Toll Road]
Emigrate To Canada Dry (For The Sake Of Your Scotch)
Emotion Is Kirk's Way Of Letting Spock Know How Sloppy Vulcan Intuition Is
Emotional Reasoning
Empathy You Feel With A Person, Sometimes After Feeling Sympathy For The Person
Empiric Treatment
Empirical Data
Empirical Law
Emperor Has No Clothes
Emperors New Clothes Modeled By Lady Godiva
Employees All Begin At Their Level Of Competence
Employees In Every Post Tend To Be Incompetent To Execute Their Duties
Employees Like Mules, Some Coax With Carrot & Some Kick In Ass, But Which Is Which?
Employees Tends To Rise To Their Level Of Incompetence
Emptiness Has Filled My Heart [Eternal Tears Of Sorrow]
Emptiness Is Filling Me [Metallica, 'Fade To Black']
Empty Desk Is A Sign Of An Empty Mind
Empty Fullness [Mignon McLaughlin]
Empty Hands Are Dirty Hands Where Generosity Is Concerned
Empty Load
Empty Lots
Empty Space
Empty Stomach
Empty Stomach Is Not A Good Political Adviser [Albert Einstein]
Empty Vessels Make The Most Noise
Empurpled Literature
End Head
End Is Drawing Near To Give Way To A New Beginning
End Is Just The Beginning!
End Justified Not By Mean Means
End Justifies The Means ['Exitus Acta Probat' - Ovid, Heroides Circa 10 BC]
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End Of Infinity
End Of The Beginning
End Of The Universe
End Of Time
End Remembering The Beginning
End Tracks
Endangered Bird Eats Endangered Fish who ate Endangered Snail
Endeavor To So Live That When You Die Even The Undertaker Will Be Sorry
Endless Buffet 4-6 PM
Endless Hour
Endless Loop
Endless Loop Endless Loop Endless Loop Endless Loop Endless Loop Endless Loop ...
Endless Night
Enema Monument In Russia Honoring That Procedure Administered 'Nearly Every Day'
Enemy Is Sometimes Nothing More Than A Friend Who Got Wise To You
Enemy Isnt Conservatism, The Enemy Isnt Liberalism, The Enemy Is Bullshit
Energetic Exhaustion
Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery
Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery & Over Acting
Energy & Persistence Conquer All Things [Benjamin Franklin]
Energy Drinks, Beverages That Purportedly Boost Mental & Physical Energy
Energy Drink, To Drunkard Is Booze & To Auto Is Gas
Energy Energizes
Enfields Couple Slain In Field, Police Suspect Homicide [Headline - Duh!]
Engage! [Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: TNG]
Engaged Has Gag' At Its Center!
Engaged Peg Legged Sailor Had It Broken Off
Engagement: Part Before Gal Says 'Shore Do!' & Preacher Says 'Go To!' [Li'l Abner]
England & America Are Two Countries Separated By A Common Language [G.B. Shaw]
England & Great Britain Are Synecdoches For The Entire United Kingdom [UK]
England Has Liverpool, But Still Needs Kidney Bank
English Chinaware
English Gourmet
English Is A Living Language [Sarah Palin]
English Is Our Language - No Excetions - Learn It [Crestwood Mayor Chester Stranczek]
English Is Our Language: Village Of Crestwood Is In Illinois & Stranczek Is Polish Name
English Muffins Weren't Invented In England, Nor French Fries In France
English Orange Juice Eye-Opener Slogan Nixed In US: Orange Juice. It Gets Pecker Up'
English Organ Bank Is Liverpool
English Speaker Of House Not Allowed To Speak
English Speakers Should Be Committed To An Asylum For The Verbally Inane
English Splinglish
English Syntax
Englishman's Home Is His Castle
Enjoy Little Things, One Day You May Realize They Were The Big Things [Robert Brault]
Enjoy The Flavor Of Life, Take Big Bites
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Enjoy When You Can, & Endure When You Must [Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe]
Enjoy Your Own Life Without Comparing It With The Lives Of Others
Enlighten Us, What's The Speed Of Dark?
Enlightenment Means Taking Full Responsibility For Your Life [William Blake]
Enola [Gay Romanian Magazine]
Enola Gay [A-Bomb Bomber - Named For Pilot's Mom]
Enormously Small
Enough Is As Good As A Feast
Enough Is Enough
Enough Is Enough, Unless Of Course You're A Nymphomaniac!
Enough Is Never Enough
Enough Time
Enought Fighting! Lets All Have A Smurfy Day! [Papa Smurf]
Enquiring Minds
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax [Headline - Elsie, You're Udderly Mad!]
Enrapture Enwrapped The Regally Enrobed Regent
Enrobe The Nuts With Chocolate & Cherry
Enron CEO & Chairman Kenneth Laid Them All!
Entrepreneurs Fail 3.8 Times Before They Succeed
Enterprise's Five Year Mission Was Cut Short By An Outbreak Of Chicken Spocks!
Entertaining News
Entertaining Sermon
Entertainment News
Entenmanns Cakes & Thomas English Muffins Owned By Mexicos Grupo Bimbo, SAB
Entenmann's Cakes Are Jewish (Especially Coffee), Hostess Cakes Are Goyish [Kosher Bang]
Enthusiasm For Criticism & Criticism For Enthusiasm
Enthusiasm Is A Kind Of Faith That Has Been Set On Fire [George Matthew Adams]
Enthusiastic Indifference
Entire Portion
Entities Must Not Be Multiplied Beyond Necessity [Occam's Razor]
Entities Must Not Be Reduced To The Point Of Inadequacy [Karl Menger]
Entomophobia, Genus Of Autogamous Self-Fertilizing Orchids Meaning 'Fear Of Insects'
Entrepreneur & Exhibitionist Would Rather Be A Spectacular Failure Than A Dismal Success
Entrepreneurial Journalist
Entropy, Everything Is Cold Except What Should Be
Entropy Has Us Outnumbered
Entropy Isn't What It Used To Be
Environmentalist Bumper Sticker
Environmentally Sensitive Development
Envy Breeds Hate
Envy Is An Insult To Oneself
EPA - Emissions Permissions Agency
EPA - Employment Prevention Agency
EPA - Environmental Protection Agency
Epidurals Are God's Way Of Forgiving Us For That Apple Business [Janice Ford]
Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall [Oscar Levant]
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Esprit d'Escalier Your Perfect Retort Only Trips You On The Staircase On Your Way Out
Espouse Elucidation & Eschew Obfuscation!
Esquire Minus The E That Leaves The Horse Play The Squire!
Essential Frill
Essential Luxury
Essential Service
Essentially Useless
Established Technology Tends To Persist In Spite Of Newer Better Technology
Esteemed Colleague
Et Tu, Brute?
Etc. [Et Cetera: More Of The Same]
Eternal Boredom Is The Price Of Constant Vigilance
Eternal Life
Eternal Optimist
Eternal Truth In A Changing Universe?
Eternally Transient
Ethical Attorney
Ethical Bank
Ethical Flexibility
Ethical Hackers
Ethical Level Sunk To By Investment Banker Skunks
Ethical Malware
Ethics Committee
Ethiopian Feast
Ethiopian Food
Ethnic Cleansing
Euphemisms Include Restroom For Shit House (Oops! Toilet) & BM Or #2 For Doo-Doo
Euro Blows Up & Sucks, PIIGS Made Pigtailed Euro Babe Quit Blowing & Sucking For Euros
Euro Sucked-Up By Euro GPS System [Robert Farago]
European Community
Eurostar, Asked The Tourist? No, Just Been On TV That One Time...
Euthanasia
Evaluate Woman & Melon At The Nipple
Evaluation Measures
Evaluative Measures
Evangelical Jew
Evaporated Liquid
Evaporated Milk
Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day
Even A Fool Must Now And Then Be Right
Even A Good Marriage Is A Time Of Trial
Even A Hawk Is An Eagle Among Crows
Even A Stopped Analog Clock Is Right Twice A Day
Even A Worm Will Turn
Even At MENSA Conventions Someone Is Dumbest Person In Room
Even For Bad Luck One Needs Luck
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Evolutionary Fact
Evolutionary Technology
Evolutionary Theory
Ex Cathedra Fallibility
Ex-Girl Friend & I Could Never Have Worked As Im A Pisces & Shes A Bitch
Ex-Stink, Inc. - Sewer & Drainage [Chicagoland]
Exacerbating Helper
Exact Approximation
Exact Difference
Exact Estimate
Exact Estimation
Exact Opposite
Exactly Wrong
Exaggerated Opinion
Exaggeration Is A Billion Times Worse Than Understatement
Exaketededly What Is Your Problem? Im Exaketededly Three Inches High [Alice-Caterpillar]
Exalt Shoddy Philosophy Over Good Plumbing & Neither Pipes Nor Theories Will Hold Water
Exalted Eulogy
Examine What Is Said Not Who Speaks, Unless He Has Forked Tongue
Exasperating Cuteness
Excalibur In Excelsior
Excellence Is Not A Sometime Thing [Vince Lombardi]
Excellence Is Not An Act But A Habit, We Are What We Repeatedly Do [Aristotle]
Excelsior Cavern
Except For 75% Of Women, Everyone In The Whole World Wants To Have Sex
Except For The Exceptions There Are No Exceptions
Exception That Proves The Rule
Exceptionally Unpleasant
Exceptions TEST Rules, They NEVER PROVE Them
Excess Profits
Excessive Compensation
Excessive Confidence
Excessive Corrections
Excessively Excess, Your Excesses Are Excessive
Excessively Gluttonous
Excommunicated Priest
Excruciating Discomfit
Excruciating Pain
Excruciating Pleasure
Excuse Me For Butting In, But I'm Interrupt-Driven
Excuse Me? I Happen To Be Genuinely Self-Absorbed & Deeply Shallow [Fiyero Tiggular]
Excuse Me While I 'Slip Into Something A Little Bit More ... Comfortable?' [Madeline Kahn]
Excuses Are Easiest Things To Manufacture & Hardest To Sell
Execute On The Firm's Axes: Goldman Sachs Pushing Its Dogs On Its Clients
Execution Stopped - Lethal Injection Needle Not Sterilized!
Executive Assistant
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Executive Decision
Executive Secretary
Executive Summary
Exemplary Behavior
Exemplary Jail Sentence
Exercise Is Dirty Word, When I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate [Chas Schultz]
Exercise Program Highlights It's Periods Of Active Rest
Exit Interview
Exit Signs Are On The Way Out!
Exorcist Defaulters Get Repossessed
Exorcist Repossessed Deadbeat Client
Exorcist Repossessed Priorly Possessed Patron For Non-Processable Payment
Exorcists Who Go Unpaid Repossess Their Clients
Exoskeleton
Expanded Basic
Expanding Possibilities [Hewlett Packard]
Expansion Means Growth & Complexity, Complexity Means Decay
Expansionary Gap
Expect Surprises
Expect The Unexpected
Expect The Unexpected, Make The Unexpected Expected
Expected Serendipity
Expected Surprise [Ludwig Wittgenstein]
Expected Surprises Absence Was A Surprise
Expecting The Unexpected Makes The Unexpected The Expected
Expectorating Expectant Mom
Expedience Is The Best Teacher
Expedient Lane Changer
Expedient Line Charger, The Old Chow Line Hustler
Expenditure Rises To Meet Income [Cyril Northcote Parkinson]
Expenditures Raise To Meet Revenues No Matter What
Expensive Is Cheap
Experience & Advice To Share Is My Forte, Especially 'I Told You So!'
Experience Comes After You Need It, From Having Needed It
Experience Enables You To Recognize A Mistake When You Make It Again [Franklin P. Jones]
Experience Is A Good Teacher, But She Sends In Horrendous Bills
Experience Is A Hard Teacher As The Tests Come Before The Lessons
Experience Is Obtained From Working, Work Is Only Obtainable If You Have Experience
Experience Is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It
Experience Is The Best Teacher
Experience Is The Comb We Receive After Weve Lost Our Hair
Experience Is The Name Everyone Gives To Their Mistakes [Oscar Wilde]
Experience Is The One Thing You Have Plenty Of When You're Too Old To Get The Job
Experience Is What A Man Does With What Happens To Him [Aldous Huxley]
Experience Is What Enables You To Recognize A Mistake When Repeated [Earl Wilson]
Experience Is What You Get When You Don't Get What You Want [Dan Stanford]
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F
F-Bomb
F-Bomb Is F-Word Detonated To Maximize Consternation & Possible Damage
F U Cn Rd Ths, U Cn Gt A Gd Jb N Cmptr Prgrmmng
F-Word, THE Four-Letter Word
Fa - A Long Long Way To Run
Faamiti, Samoan Lip Squeaking Sound For Calling Children Or Dogs
Fables Of Faubus [1957 Arkansas Governor]
Fabric Of Reality
Face Future With Open Hands Or Closed Fists? [Bill Clinton]
Face Is Like A Penis, Giving Face Is Like A Cunning Linguist
Face Is Like Penis! To A Large Extent It Has A Mind Of Its Own [S. Tomkins & Elementary]
Face Is Like The Penis, But Does It Like Giving Face?
Face The Sun & You Will Never See A Shadow
Fascist Capitalists
Facebook Great Following With Questionable Revenue Stream
Facebook Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread With Mold, They May Yet Produce Penicillin
Facebook IPO Defaced-Book (Which You Cant Book On), Leaving Egg On Their Face
Facebook Listings: Friend With Benefits, Phuck Buddy, One Night Stand & Do-It-Yourselfer
Facebook Look At A Book
Fact Or Fiction
Fact That He's Dead Does Not Prove That He'd Lived [Stanislaw Jerzy Lec]
Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're Brilliant
Factory Air
Facts Are Subversive
Facts Are The Enemy Of Truth [Don Quixote]
Facts At Your Fingertips, Even More True Now In The Computer Age
Facts Do Not Cease To Exist Because They Are Ignored [Aldous Huxley]
Facts Only Confuse When One's Mind Is Already Made Up
Facts That Dont Conform To The Theory Must Be Deep Sixed
Factual Inaccuracies
Faculty Cooperation
Faculty Members Are Extreme Conservatives Dealing With Their OWN Problems
Faculty Members Are Extreme Liberals Dealing With OTHER People's Problems
Faculty Understanding
Fads Are The Kiss Of Death, When The Fad Goes Away You Go With It [Conway Twitty]
Fag Cop Copped Another Cop's Fag
Fail In Epic Proportions & It May Just Become A Winning Failure
Fail Safe
Fail Safe Disaster
Fail Safes Will Fail Unsafely
Failed Panda Mating - Veterinarian Takes Over [Headline]
Failed Victory
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Failing Health
Failing To Plan Is Planning To Fail
Failure Begets Success, Success Begets Failure
Failure Can Be Only Temporary, Giving Up Makes It Permanent
Failure? I Never Encountered It, All I Ever Met Were Temporary Setbacks [Dottie Walters]
Failure Is Foundation Of Success & Means By Which It's Achieved [Lao Tzu]
Failure Is Nature's Plan To Prepare You For Great Responsibilities [Napoleon Hill]
Failure Is No More Fatal Than Success Is Permanent
Failure Is Not A Setback, It Is A Setup to A Comeback!
Failure Is Not An Option, Its A Lifestyle
Failure Is Not An Option, It's Bundled With Your Software
Failure Is The Fog Thru Which We Glance Success [Iron Man 3]
Failure Is The Highway To Success [Og Mandino]
Failure Is The Mother Of Success [Chinese Proverb]
Failure Is Opportunity In Disguise
Failure Is Simply Opportunity To Begin Again, This Time More Intelligently [Henry Ford]
Failure Is The Condiment That Gives Success Its Flavor [Truman Capote]
Failure Is The Highway To Success [Og Mandino]
Failure Is The Only Opportunity To Begin More Intelligently [Henry Ford]
Failure Isn't Falling Down, It's Not Getting Up Again
Failure Lies Not In Falling Down, Failure Lies In Not Getting Up [Chinese Proverb]
Failure Teaches Success
Failure 'Wakes Up The Phoenix Bird In You So You Rise From The Ashes' [Anne Baxter]
Failure Will Not Happen Until After Final Inspection &/Or Warranty Has Expired
Failures Will Not Appear Until The Units Have Passed Final Inspection
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady
Fainting General [Franklin Pierce]
Fair Dealings
Fair Dealings Mandate
Fair Elections
Fair Exchange Is No Robbery
Fair Exchange Is No Robbery If Agreeable To Both Parties
Fair Fairytale Princess
Fair Fight
Fair-Haired: Blonde With Low Levels Of The Dark Pigment Eumelanin
Fair-Haired: Fab Favorite Respected & Admired Due To Alleged Valued Qualities
Fair-Haired Fabulous Fab: Goldman Sachs VP & CDO Champion Fabrice Tourre
Fair Hike OK'd; Bus Builder Sound [Lincoln Journal-Star] - Unfare Hikes Then Unsound?
Fair Lending
Fair Lending Practices
Fair Reporting
Fair Tax
Fair Trade
Fair Trade Laws Permitted Setting Of Minimum Price, Since 2007 Governed By Rule Of Reason
Fair Trade Now Movement To Aid Developing Countries To Enjoy Better Trading Conditions
Fair Trial
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Fair War
Fair Winds & Following Seas
Fairly Accurate
Fairly Biased
Fairly Dark
Fairly Explicit
Fairly Fair
Fairly Fair Fairytale
Fairly Legal
Fairly Nasty
Fairly Obvious
Fairly Unique
Fairy Godmother
Fairytale Princess
Fairytales Have A Tendency To Dragon
Faith, Alleged Short-Cut To Knowledge, Is A Short Circuit Destroying The Mind [Ayn Rand]
Faith, 'An Illogical belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable' [H.L. Mencken]
Faith Divides Us, Death Unites Us
Faith, Hope & Charity
Faith, Hope & Charity, Concubines Of The Most Holiest Of Churches
Faith, Hope & Charity Defy Persecutions Of Emperor Hadrian [Sapientia, Circa 960AD]
Faith, Hope & Charity, Disco Band From Tampa, Florida With 1975 Hit Song 'To Each His Own'
Faith, Hope & Charity, Virtues Of The Theological Doctrine Of Increasing Grace
Faith, Hope, Love, A Charity That Provides Assistance To Odessa's Sex Workers
Faith In Action
Faith In Action, What A Gal!
Faith Is Under The Left Nipple [Martin Luther]
Faith Is Worst Curse Of Mankind, As The Exact Antithesis & Enemy Of Thought [Ayn Rand]
Faith Moves Mountains
Faith Moves Mountains By Invoking Earthquakes
Faith Must Be Taken On Faith
Faith Unfaithful Kept Him Falsely True [Tennyson]
Faithful/Faithless Boyfriend
Faithful/Faithless Girlfriend
Faithful/Faithless Husband
Faithful/Faithless Spouse
Faithful/Faithless Wife
Faithlessness Is Only A Lack Of Accepting The Unknown & Unknowable
Fake But Accurate
Fake Fur
Fake Jewelry
Fake Prophet
Fake Reality
Fake Sarcasm
Fake Wampum
Fall Back [To Standard Time]
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Farewell Invitation
Farewell Reception
Farm Produced Produces Failure Foretold of Famine
Farm-World [Star Trek]
Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges
Farmer Bill Dies In House [Headline RIP Or No Subsidy?]
Farmers Are Real Experts, They're Often Outstanding In Their Field
Fart Polish Bottled Juice
Fart Proudly & Other Benjamin Franklin Writings You Never Read In School (1781/1990 Ed.)
Fart Proudly, Either SBD (Silent-But-Deadly) Or Noisy & Less Deadly, Smell-Wise
Fart Proudly Ends With Ben's Pun, Other Inquiries Are 'Scarcely Worth A FART-HING'
Fart Proudly, One To Three Pints Per Day, Ten To Fifteen Times Daily
Fart Proudly, Research To Render Flatulence 'Inoffensive' & As Agreeable As Perfumes'
Fart Repeats: Air Biscuit, Barking Spider, Bio-Warfare, Bottom, Botty & Tussy Burp, Toot
Fart Repeats: Curmurring, Cutting The Cheese, Emission, Feist, Flatus, Fluffer-Doodle, Poot
Fart Repeats: Geese, Passing Gas, Breaking Wind, Raspberry Tart, Trouser Cough, Whooper
Fartfull Kids' Workbench [Ikea]
Farther Away You Park The Closer A Space Is Vacated Near Your Destination
Fartillery
Farting Decreed Legal At Banquets By Emperor Claudius To Promote The Public Health
Farting Is Not My Style [Hypobole], You Farted All Night [Hyperbole]!
Farts Are Intestinal & Bacterial Gases With Trapped Air; Burps Stomach & Swallowed Gases
Farty Beans Flatulence Factors: Raffinose, Stachiose & Verbascose [Indigestible Sugars]
Farty Foods: Beans, Beer, Bread, Cabbage, Cauliflower, Corn, Eggs, Milk & Raisins
Fascism Will Come To America Wrapped In The Flag & Carrying A Cross [Sinclair Lewis?]
Fashion Bug
Fashion Is Ugliness So Intolerable That We Have To Alter It Every Six Months [Oscar Wilde]
Fashion Nerdlings
Fashionable Is Ominous Label As Soon Becomes Old-Fashioned Or Unfashionable
Fashionably Fit
Fashionably Oxymoronic
Fashionably Shabby
Fast & Furious Gun-Walking
Fast & Furious Gun-Walking Due To Not Enough Evidence To Prosecute [Katherine Eban]
Fast & Furious Gun-Walking Trips Attorney General Holder, Holding Him In Contempt
Fast Basic
Fast Food
Fast Food Restaurant
Fast Idle
Fast Mail Service
Faster Or Slower Better? Kids All Agree Faster Is Better [AT&T]
Faster Or Slower: So Faster Cars, Cheetahs, Spaceships,... AT&T 4G Network' & Ejaculations?
Fast Reflexes May Compensate For A Lack Of Good Manners
Fast Snail
Fast Subwoofer
Fast Turtle
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Fast Waiter
Fast Walk
Fast Mail Service
Fast Walk
Fasten Your Seatbelts, It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night [All About Eve, 1950]
Faster, Harder, Deeper Is Not The Motto Of The Olympics
Faster Hardware Isn't Solution, Unless Problem Is Slow Hardware
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
Faster The Plane, The Narrower The Seats
Fasting Is When Eating Slows To A Halt
Fat Buttermilk Biscuits
Fat Buttermilk Biscuits [But Buttermilk Is Milk With The Fat Churned-Out/Removed]
Fat Chance
Fat Chance Sez Wise Guy, Slim Chance Says Wiseman
Fat Chance & Slim Chance Mean The Same Thing
Fat Chance & Slim Chance Give You The Same Meager Chance
Fat Deficit
FAT! Fat! Fatty! Fatso! You Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus! Gimme FAT BOOKS! [The Producers]
Fat-Free Cream
Fat-Free Cream Cheese
Fat-Free Creamer
Fat-Free Ice Cream
Fat On The Hook The President Has No Fat On The Grill [Hardball With Chris Matthews]
Fat Or A Nutritional Overachiever
Fat Stick-Insect
Fatal Attraction
Fatal Crash Was Second For Navy Pilot [IronHerder Reincarnation News Header]
Fatal Mudslide Blamed On Hill [Associated Press]
Fatally Injured
Fatboy Slim
Fate Chooses Your Relations, You Choose Your Friends [Jacques Delille]
Father Of His Country [George Washington]
Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap On-A-Rope [Bill Cosby]
Father's Poor, Your Fate; Father-In-Law Poor, Your Stupidity
Fatwa, Plural Fatawa, Non-Binding On Sunni, Binding On Shia Based On Issuing Mufti Scholar
Fault Finders Are The Only Ones Who Find What They're Looking For In Life
Fault Lies Not With Our Technologies But With Our Systems [Roger Levian]
Faultily Faultless
Faultily Towers
Faults Are Thick Where Love Is Thin [English Proverb]
Faulty Logic
Faux Bijoux
Faux Diamond
Favorite Wine Of Both Presidents Bush: I Hate Broccoli!
Fax Is Stranger Than Fiction
FBI Federal Bureau Of Investigation
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Female Body, 78% Of 17 Year Old Girls Dissatisfied With Their Bodies
Female Body, Only 3% Of 17 Year Old Boys Dissatisfied With Girls Bodies
Female Circumcision
Female Gunman
Female Jock
Female Logic
Female Mailman
Female Majority
Female Majority Treated As Minority
Female Minority
Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male [Rudyard Kipling]
Female Sperm Whale
Female Transformer
Feminine Logic
Feminised Frogs
Feminist Discourse
Feminist Mormons
Femme Fatale
Fender Bender
Fender Bender 7
Ferrari World , Abu Dhabis New High-Tech Park Inspired By Italys Ferrari Automobile
Fettuccini Alfredo Is Macaroni & Cheese For Adults [Mitch Hedberg]
Fever Chills
Fever, You Give Me Fever, Fahrenheit Or Centigrade?
Few Bradys Short Of A Bunch
Few Cards Short Of A Deck
Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
Few Great Men Could Pass Personnel [Paul Goodman]
Few More
Few People Get Up Bright & Early, Most Just Get Up Early
Few See With Their Own Eyes & Feel With Their Own Hearts [Albert Einstein]
Few Things Are Harder To Put Up With Than A Good Example [Mark Twain]
Few Things Are Impossible To Diligence & Skill [Samuel Johnson]
Few Women Admit Their Age, Fewer Men Act Theirs [Bumper Sticker]
Fiat Money
Fiber Glass
Fibber McGee Fed Molly A Line Which She Swallowed Hook, Line & Sinker
Fibber, Person Who Lies Repeatedly & Shamelessly Unashamedly
Fibula, He Is Boning Up On Telling The Big Lie With Small Fibula
Fiction Is Obliged To Stick To Possibilities; Truth Is Not ['Twain-ish']
Fiction Reveals Truths That Reality Obscures [J. West]
Fictional Reality
Fictional Truth
Fictitious Name
Fictitious Person
Field Sobriety Test: Patting Head While Rubbing Tummy Under Scrutiny Of Armed Cop
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Fill What's Empty, Empty What's Full, Scratch Where It Itches [Alice Roosevelt Longworth]
Fillet Of Soul [New Orleans 007]
Filling Station
FILO - First In Last Out
Films Length Should Be Directly Related To Endurance Of Human Bladder [Hitchcock]
Filthy Stinking Rich, Well Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
Fin: Fiver, Finif, Finski, Five-Spot Or $5 Bill & A Legitimate Dead President
Fin: Organ Of Locomotion & Balance In Fishes, But Fishy Fin Would Not Be Legal Tender
Final Conclusion
Final Draft
Final Possibility
Final Version
Finally Again
Finally Got My Head Together, Now My Body Is Falling Apart
Financial Troubles Or 'Decision Troubles'? [DB Hilsabeck]
Financial Vultures First Gobble Up Our Assets, Then Demand Dessert [Haiku]
Financially Strong Banks
Find Missing
Find Out The Cost Before You Get Commit
Find Out The Cost Beforehand Or There Goes An Arm & A Leg
Find The Fun & Youll See, Every Task's A Piece Of Cake, A Lark, A Spree [Mary Poppins]
Find Your Passion & Make It Your Profession, & You'll Never Work Again [Janice Rockett]
Finders Keepers, Losers Reapers [Murder She Wrote]
Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers
Fine Day To Work Off Excess Energy, Steal Something Heavy
Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong, Tax Is A Fine For Doing Well
Fine Line Between Cuddling & Holding Her Down So She Can't Get Away
Fine Line Between 'Hobby' & 'Mental Illness' [Dave Barry]
Fine Mess [Stan Laurel]
Fine Words Butter No Parsnips
Fines Are Taxes For Doing Wrong & Taxes Are Fines For Doing Right
Finger In Dike
Finger-Lickin' Good [Kentucky Fried Chicken]
Fingerprint Of Dermatoglyphics & Uncopyrightable Is No Repeated Letters
Finish Later
Finished Notching Your Bedpost? Zip Up Your Brain & Get To Work! [Murder She Wrote]
Finnish Megapussi Size Potato Chippies
Fire At Will
Fire Bad!!!!!!! [Frankenstein]
Fire Drills Are Quite Alarming
Fire Fight
Fire Hose
Fire House
Fire In The Hole
Fire Proof
Fire Resistant
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Fire Sale
Fire Forbidden In Eskimo Craft As 'Can't Have Kayak & Heat It Too'
Fire Truck-Colored Pontiac Firebirds Took Over The Country Creating A Red Carnation
Fire Was Invented By A Bright Spark Sparking In A Dry Forest
Fire Water [Booze For Indians]
Fire Water [Fracking Methane Produced Flammable Drinking Water]
Fire Water! [Water Gun Command!]
Fire Water [Water In Pail To Douse Fire]
Fired My Masseuse Today When She Rubbed Me The Wrong Way
Firehose
Firehouse
Firehouse Fiery Atmosphere Fires Up Fire Fighters
Firehouse Isnt Place Where You Fire People, To Mitt Romneys Rue
Firepower Turned On Guns [Obama]
Firewall
Firewater [Booze For Indians Seeing Single!]
Fireworks
Fireworks, Exploding Rockets That Give Off Spectacular Specular Effects
Fireworks To Be Aired On Radio [Orlando Sentinel]
Fireworks To Destroy Rockets For Spectacular Specular Effects
Firm Estimate
Firm Handshake
Firm Handshakes Worth The Paper Its Written On
Firm Maybe
Firm Peanut Brittle
Firm Pillow
Firm Quote
First Among Equals
First Annual
First Annuals Usually The Last
First Black President [Bill Clinton - Coined By Toni Morrison]
First Black President For Real [Barak Obama]
First Blast Of The Trumpet Against The Monstrous Regiment Of Women [John Knox, Reformer]
First Breath Of Love Is The Last Breath Of Wisdom
First Come, First Served
First Complain They Must Have More Leisure, Then Complain They Are Unemployed
First Conclusions
First Condition Of Immortality Is Death [Stanislaw Lec]
First Condition Of Immortality Is To Have Death As A Comparison
First Day Of A Diet Is Harder Than Second, As by Then You're Off Of It
First Deadline
First Duty Of A Revolutionary Is To Get Away With It [Abbie Hoffman]
First Ending
First Estate [Lords Spiritual]
First Five Years Are Forever
First Get Your Facts, Then You Can Distort Them At Your Leisure [Mark Twain]
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First Half Of Our Lives Is Ruined By Our Parents & Second Half By Our Children
First He Went Awry, then A Scotch, Then A Bourbon, A Rye Then First Bartender
First I Prayed For A Bike, Then I Psyched The System, Stole One & Prayed For Forgiveness
First Impressions Are The Most Lasting
First In War, First In Peace, First In The Heart Of Amateur Biographers - George Washington
First In War, First In Peace, First In The Hearts Of His Countrymen
First In War, First In Peace, First In Whiskey ['George Washington As Distiller']
First In War, First In Peace, Last In The American League [C. Dryden - Washington Senators]
First In War, First In Peace, First To Have Birthday Juggled For Long Weekend [AshleyCooper]
First In War, First In Piece, First In The Tarts Of His Countrymen The Father Of His Country!
First Knight, Arthurian Film Showing Lancelots Romancing Of Lady Guinevere [1995]
First Music Patent Was Gotten For A Song
First Myth Of Management Is That It Exists
First Night - New Traditional City By City New Year's Eve Artistic & Cultural Celebration
First Night Right Ancient Libyans: Bring Brides Before King So He May Choose [Herodotus]
First Night Right Ancient Mesopotamia: King To Be First, Husband To Follow [Gilgamesh]
First Night Right Armenian Kurdish: Khafirs May Bed Brides On Wed Night [20th Century]
First Night Right A/K/A Right Of The First Night [In Latin Jus Primae Noctis]
First Night Right In Official French: Droit Du Seigneur [Right Of The Lord]
First Night Right In Peasant French: Droit De Jambage Or Cuissage [Right Of Leg Or Thigh]
First Night Right, Was It Truly A Right [Or Wrong] Of The Lord Of The Manor? Brits Say No!
First Night Tickets Enclosed, Bring A Friend - If You Have One [Shaw To Churchill]
First Night Tickets Not Useable, Will Attend Second - If There Is One [Churchill To Shaw]
First Name Mr, Middle Name 'Period', Last Name T! [Mr. T]
First Prize Is Not A Gold Statue, But Is Something To Be Proud Of
First Rate Soup Is Better Than A Second Rate Painting [Abraham Maslow]
First Rule Is There Are No Rules
First Rule Of Sword Fighting, 'Stickee With The Pointee End!' [Game Of Thrones]
First Scientists To Study Fog Were Mistified
First Shall Be Last & The Last First
First Shall Be Last & The Last First, But Those In Middle Are Stuck There
First Step In Making A Diagnosis Is To Think Of It
First Step To Getting The Things You Want Out Of Life - Decide What You Want! [Ben Stein]
First Strike Defense
First String Secondary
First Taste Is Always The Best
First Thing A Man Will Do For His Ideals Is Lie [Joseph A. Schempeter]
First Things First
First Time & First Bite Is Always The Best
First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, Ill Consider It [Joan Rivers]
First Time Is Never The Best [Campari]
First We Complain Our Kids Disgrace Us In Public, Then They Complain We Embarrass Them
Fiscal Cliff
Fiscal Cliff 1st Used For Tumble Waiting Over-Borrowing 1st Home Buyers [NY Times, 1957]
Fiscal Conservative - Oxymoron [Joseph Farah]
Fiscally Conservative Yet Socially Liberal - Oxymoronic Paradox
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Fiscal Irresponsibility
Fiscal Precipice
Fish Always Rots From The Head Down
Fish Always Stink From The Head Down
Fish & Chips
Fish & Guests Smell After Three Days
Fish Farm
Fish Fingers
Fish In Schools Often Take Debate
Fish Oil Magic
Fish Market Restaurant - A Shore Thing
Fish Need Water, Fed Says [Headline]
Fish Should Swim Thrice: First In The Sea, Then In Butter & Last In Claret [J. Swift]
Fishermen Cannot Be Concert Pianists As They Can Not Tuna Fish!
Fishermen Cannot Live On Their Net Income Alone
Fisherman Pulled A Mussel At The Seafood Disco Rave Last Week
Fishermen Who Catch Their Fish By The Tale Tell Fish Stories
Fishmongers Business Makes Them Selfish
Fishy Smell
Fit As A Fiddle
Fit As A Fiddle & Ready For Love
Fit To Be Tied
Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
Fits Like A Nice Game Of Tetris
Fitting Expression Makes A Good Impression
Five Bums & A Rugby Post
Five Out Of Four People Are Schizophrenic
Five Out Of Four People Can't Do Fractions
Five Things Are Nice - Long Meals, Young Meat, Old Fish, Pretty Woman & Wine
Five Thousand Years A Wandering People -- Then We Found The Cabanas [Haiku]
Fix Breakfast
Fix Prices [Illegal Price Fixing]
Fixed Competition
Fixed Income
Fixed Pets
Fixed Price [By One Seller OK]
Fixed Price [By Multiple Sellers NG]
Fixed Rates
Fixed Return
Fixed Target
Fixed Your Wagon
Fixing Broken Prices By Fixing Them Illegal
Fixing Fixed Prices By Braking Them OK
Fixing It Later Always Takes Longer & Costs More
Fixing Prices Illegal Whether Broken Or Not
Flabbergastation, Oh My Gosh, I Can't Believe It!
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Flibary Flab
Flibbertigibbet, A Frivolous, Flighty, & Blabbery Person, & Perhaps A Fibber & A Lubber!
Flick Your Bic
Flies Are Where Men Are Most Vulnerable [Clue]
Flim Flam
Flim Flam Man
Flip Flop
Flip Flopping Candidate
Flip Flopping Electorate
Flirt Is A Woman Who Thinks It's Every Man For Herself
Flirtation Is Attention Without Serious Intention
Flirtation Makes Water Safe By Removing Large Pollutants Like Grit, Dead Sheep & Canoeists
Flirting, He Knew, Would Not Lead Down Her Rabbit Hole [Free Agents]
Flitch Of Bacon Worth Many Sermons, Softens Tempers & Promotes Harmony [Wm. Cobbett]
Floating Porta-Potty [Fire Damaged Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph]
Floating To The Bottom
Flood Control
Flood Plain Dwellers Note: It Is Not If But When The Floods Will Overflow Their Banks
Flood Plain Dwellers You Can Bank On It! There Will be A Run On & Over Your Banks!
Flop House
Floppy Disk
Flops Are Part Of Life's Menu & I've Never Miss Out On Any Course [Rosalind Russell]
Florida Keys Have Gone Digital!
Florida May Need Disabled Voter Machines [AP]
Florida Wants Coach With An Offensive Mind [Florida Times-Union]
Flowers Are The Sweetest Things God Ever Made & Forgot To Put A Soul Into [Beecher]
Fluffy-Backed Tit Babblers*
Fluid Solutions
Fluid Solutions Keep Changing
Fluid Solutions Keep Seeping Through The Fabric Of Reality
Flurry Of Inactivity
Futterwacken, Mad Hatter Vigorously Victory Danced
Fly Fishing
Fly The Friendly Skies Of United
Fly Up Your Fly
Fly Wheel
Flying Boat
Flying Fish
Flying Is Learning How To Throw Yourself At The Ground & Miss [Douglas Adams]
Flying Nun
Flying These Days Is A Frisky Business
Flying Tigers
Flyspecker Picks The Flyspecks Out Of The Fly-Speckled Peppers
Flyspecking, Scrutinizing Every Word, Every Comma & Every Pronoun & Its Antecedents
F.O.B Or Fresh Off The Boat Slurs Newly Arrived Foreign Nationals
Folks Goofed! Left Me Off At Wrong Nursery, Leaving Me Alone With Trees & Bushes
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Focus On Results Youll Never Change, Focus On Change Youll Get Results [Jack Dixon]
Focus On The Positive In Your Life, For What You Focus On Increases
Focus On Your Recovery As We Get A Recovery For You [Personal Injury Law Firm]
Fog Catcher Mist!
Fog Got Out Of Hand, He Tried To Catch It But He Mist
Fold - Sheep Pen, Sheep Herd Or Churchs Congregation
Folks Playing Leap Frog Must Complete All Jumps & Not Stop Short
Follow The Yellow Brick Road
Follow Your Bliss [Blue Man]
Follow Your Dreams
Follow Your Own Star
Following Preview
Following The Rules Will Not Necessarily Get The Job Done
Folly Of One Man Is The Fortune Of Another
Fonics, The Act Of Associating 'Letters With Their Sounds' Is Spelled Phonics
Foo-Foo Dust - Mystical Powder, Misdirection Or Slight-Of-Hand Rendering Magical Results
Food Engineer
Food For Thought
Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing [Walt Kelly]
Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life, Now I Can't Even Get Into My Own Pants
Food Is An Important Part Of A Balanced Diet [Fran Leibowitz]
Food, Love, Career & Mothers, The Four Major Guilt Groups [Cathy Guisewite]
Food Sanctions
Food That's Made Of Food [Marty's Market, Pittsburgh]
Food That's Made Of Food & Nothing Else! [Marty's Market]
Foods Savored First By Amerinds: Corn, Blueberries, Pecans, Strawberry Shortcake &Turkey
Foods Savored First In South U.S.: Brunswick Stew, Hushpuppies, Grits, Pecan Pie & Bourbon
Foods Savored First In U.S.: Brownies, Boston Cream [Cake] Pie & Egg Fu Yung [SF 1874]
Foods Savored First In U.S.: Maple Syrup, Burgers On Buns, Corndogs & Waldorf Salad
Foods Savored First In U.S.: Potato [Saratoga] Chips, Popcorn, Peanut Butter & Chewing Gum
Foodies: Food Hobbyists, Aficionados Of All Things Food [Paul Levy & Ann Barr, 1984]
Fool Always Finds A Bigger Fool To Admire Him [Nicolas Boileau]
Fool & His Honey Are Soon Parted
Fool & His Money Are My Best Friends
Fool & His Money Are Soon Elected [Will Rogers]
Fool & His Money Are Soon Invited Everywhere
Fool & His Money Are Soon Parted [Thomas Tusser 1524-80]
Fool & His Money Are Soon Partners
Fool & His Money Are Soon Popular
Fool Gives Grand Piano, Wise Man Gives Upright Organ
Fool Me Once Shame On You, Fool Me Twice Shame On Me!
Fool Must Now & Then Be Right By Chance
Fool Who Thinks Himself Wise Is The Greatest Fool Of All
Foolie [Game In Star Trek]
Foolhardy
Foolish Fondness
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Foolish Wisdom
Foolishly Overvaliant
Foolishly Wise
Foolproof
Foolproof Instructions
Foolproofing May Be Doable, But Not Damnfoolproofing
Foolproofness Is Illusionary As Fools Are So Ingenious
Fools A Fool Even When Not Fooling Around!
Fools & Weeds Grow Without Rain
Fools Dont Have To Be Shown, They Act That Way Instinctively
Fools Dont Have To Be Sown, They Grow Up By Themselves
Fools Ignore Complexity, Pragmatists Suffer It, Others Avoid It & Geniuses Remove It
Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Tread [Alexander Pope]
Fools Rush In Where Angels Set The Traps
Fools Rush In Where Fools Have Been Before
Fools Speak When They Have To Say Something, The Wise When They Have Something To Say
Fool's Voice Is Known By Multitude Of Words [Ecclesiastes 5:30]
Foot, A Nighttime Furniture Finding Device With A Stubbing Alarm
Foot In Mouth Disease [Barry J. Lipson]
Football
Football Fashion
Football Scholarship
Football Widow
For A Little Love, You Pay All Your Life
For Adult Education Nothing Beats Children
For Amber Graves Of Wayne [Iowa Caucus Allusion, But To Rons Bro Or A County He Won?]
For As He Thinketh In His Heart, So Is He [Proverbs 23:7]
For As Long As I Can Remember I've Had Amnesia
For Better, For Worse [Tsum Glik, Tsum Shlimazel]
For Compassion & Cowardice There Is No Remedy
For Crying Out Loud!
For Every Action There Is An Equal & Opposite Criticism
For Every Action There Is An Equal & Opposite Malfunction
For Every Action There Is An Equal & Opposite Reaction
For Every Advantage There Is A Corresponding Disadvantage
For Every Credibility Gap There Is A Gullibility Fill
For Every Disadvantage There Is A Corresponding Advantage
For Every Man There's A Bait He Can't Resist Swallowing [Friedrich Nietzsche]
For Every Minute You Are Angry, You Lose 60 Seconds Of Happiness [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
For Every Problem There Is A Solution That's Simple, Neat & Wrong [H.L. Mencken]
For Every Proverb That Adds Wisdom Another Contradicts It
For Every Vengeance There Is An Equal & Opposite Revengeance
For Every Woman With A Curve, There Are Several Men With Angles
For Every Woman With The Curse, There Are Several Men With Angles Waiting
For Everyone With A Spark Of Genius, Therere Hundreds With Ignition Trouble
For Good Return Good, For Evil Return Justice
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Free Agent
Free Behind Prison Bars
Free Clinic In Detroit Charges Just $20 To See A Doctor
Free Competition Enforced By Law Is A Grotesque Contradiction In Terms [Ayn Rand]
Free Competition Regulated By The Rules Of The Game Prevents Grotesque Consequences
Free Directory
Free Election
Free Electricity
Free Fall
Free Fish & Men Have Kept Their Mouths Shut
Free Forever For A Limited Time
Free Freon Pickup
Free Gift
Free Gift Are Not Special, All Gifts Are Free
Free In A Cage
Free Just Pay Shipping & Handling
Free Loan
Free Love
Free Love Is Too Expensive [Bernadette Devlin]
Free Market
Free Market Economy
Free-Market Planning
Free Of Her Lips, Free Of Her Hips [English]
Free Press
Free Prisoner
Free Purchase
Free Rent
Free Restraint
Free Safety [Football]
Free Silver Shriekers Striving To Tumble US Over Fiscal Precipice [Chicago Tribune, 1893]
Free Society
Free Society Is One Where It Is Safe To Be Unpopular [Adlai Stevenson]
Free Space
Free Speech Carries With It Some Freedom To Listen [Bob Marley]
Free The Indy 500
Free Trade
Free Trade Agreement
Free Verse
Free Verse Is Like Free Love, It Is A Contradiction In Terms [G. K. Chesterton]
Free Will
Free Will Donation Required
Free Will Offering Required
Free Will Tends To Encourage Imitation
Free With Purchase
Freebies Honey, Not Free Bees
Freebies Honey, Not Free Bees! But Honey Do I Then Hold Them Captive Or Pay For Them!
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Freebies Honey, Not Free Bees With All Those Honey Freebies, That Free Honey, Honey
Freecyclers Recycle Reclaimable Wrecked Cycles Instead Of Relegating them To Refuse Heap
Freedom Bonds
Freedom Bonds Diverse Populations
Freedom Fighter
Freedom Is Doing What You Know Is Right Without Fear
Freedom Is Not Free
Freedom Is Nothing But A Chance To Be Better [Albert Camus]
Freedom Is Slavery [George Orwell 1984]
Freedom Is The Freedom Not To Say That Two Plus Two Make Five [1984 Paraphrase]
Freedom Is The Freedom To Say That Two Plus Two Make Four [1984]
Freedom Is The Right To Be Wrong, Not The Right To Do Wrong
Freedom Lies In Being Bold
Freedom Loan
Freedom Mortgage
Freedom Of Speech
Freedom Of Speech Is Wonderful, Right Up There With The Freedom Not To Listen
Freedom Of The Press Means No-Iron Clothes
Freedom Of Speech Is As Good As Sex! [Madonna]
Freedoms Just Another Word For Nothin Left To Lose [Kris Kristofferson]
Freedom's Just Another Word For People Finding Out Youre Useless [Wally]
Freeload
Freeway Access
Freeway Tolls
Freewill
Freewill Baptist Church
Freewill Donation
Freewill Offering
Freeze Dried
Freeze Dry
Freeze Frame Action
Freeze Romneys Primary Positions In Amber, Thats Right?
Freeze! This Is Miami Vice!
Freezer Burn
French Are Not Rude, They Just Happen To Hate You [Dave Barry]
French Canadian
French Confuse The Sexes, Their Women Dont Shave & Their Men Carry Purses
French Deodorant
French-Fried Potatoes Are Out Whatever The Diet [Jean Kerr]
French Fries Aren't French & English Muffins Aren't English
French Fries Key Element Of English Fish & Chips, Further Chipping Away At Francophilia
French Kitchen Explosion Resulted In Linoleum Blownapart
French Mafia
French Police Suspect Nudist Site Has Something To Hide [AFP]
French Resistance
French Riviera Is A Sunny Place For Shady People[Somerset Maugham]
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Friend Thinks You're A Good Egg Even Though You're Slightly Cracked
Friend Who Reveals Your Secret Is Only Doing To You What You Did To Yourself
Friendly Advice
Friendly Advocate
Friendly Animosity
Friendly Argument
Friendly Competition
Friendly Competitor
Friendly Confrontation
Friendly Divorce
Friendly Enemy
Friendly Fight
Friendly Fire
Friendly Fire Ain't
Friendly Fire - Isnt!
Friendly Foreclosure
Friendly Forests Fire
Friendly Game Of Poker
Friendly Legal Suit
Friendly Marriage
Friendly Rocket Death
Friendly Suit
Friendly Takeover
Friendly War
Friendly Xenophobe
Friends & Bras Are Close To Your Heart & Give Support
Friends Are God's Apology For Relatives [Hugh Kingsmill]
Friends Are Like Condoms, They Protect You When Things Get Hard
Friends Are So Alarming, My Lover's Never Charming [Rolling Stones]
Friends Are Nothing But A Known Enemy [Kurt Cobain]
Friends Are Presents You Give Yourself [Robert Louis Stevenson]
Friends Are Those Rare People Who Ask 'How We Are?' & Then Wait To Hear The Answer
Friends Listen To What You Say & Best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say
Friends May Come & Go, But Enemies Faithfully Accumulate [Thomas Jones]
Friends Of The Earth Think Globally, Act Locally
Friends With Advantages
Friends With Benefits
Friends With Benefits Benefit From Swapping With Swingle & Swinging Single?
Friends With Privileges
Friendship, Friendship, Just A Perfect Blendship
Friendship, Friendship, When Other Friendships Have Been Forgot Ours Will Still Be Hot
Friendship Is Like Money, Easier Made Than Kept
Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself, All Can See It But Only You Get Warm Feeling
Friendship Is Like Vitamins, It Supplements Your Minimum Daily Requirements
Friendship Is Stronger Than Kinship
Frienemy
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Funnies Are Also Known As Comic Books, Strips (Cartoon & Comic), Comics & Comix
Funnies Are Defined By Oxford Dictionaries As Drawings 'That Tell An Amusing Story'
Funnies Include Such Strips As Deadworld, Hellspawn, Night Mary, Scary Tales & Scream!
Funnies Thus Aren't All So Funny Or Comic, Are They? One Is Even Called 'The Unfunnies'
Funny Business
Funny Clean Joke
Funny, I Don't Remember Being Absent Minded
Funny Insult
Funny Money
Funny, She Doesn't LOOK Druish [Spaceballs, 1987]
Furries, Fans Of Anthropomorphic Animals Who May Dress As Such Humanized Animals
Furries Hold World's Largest Furry Convention, The Anthrocon, Annually In Pittsburgh, PA
Futile To Do With More Things That Which Can Be Done With Fewer
Future Aint What It Used To Be [Paul Valery]
Future Antique
Future Children
Future Classic [1987-1991 Volvo 780 Coupe]
Future Classic [Sydney, Australia Record Label]
Future Comes One Day At A Time [Dean Acheson]
Future Date
Future Fossil
Future Headache
Future Headlines
Future History
Future Implications [IronHerder]
Future Is Not Something We Enter, It 'Is Something We Create' [Leonard I. Sweet]
Future Is Now!
Future Is Today
Future Legends
Future News
Future Nostalgia
Future Shock [Alvin Toffler]
Future Will Be Better Tomorrow [Dan Quayle]
Fuzzy Fizzog
Fuzzy Fuzzs Fuzzy Bust Fizzled
Fuzzy Logic
Fuzzy Math [George W. Bush]
Fuzzy-Wuzzy, A 19th Century Hadendoa Warrior Of The Sudan, Egypt Or Eritrea
Fuzzy Wuzzy Nabbed By Fuzz For Indecent Exposure & Unbearable Demeanor
*Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No Hair
*Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasnt Fuzzy, Was He?
*Fuzzy Wuzzy, The Hairless Bare Bear
*Fuzzy Wuzzy Grew A Nosey Hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy Was Only Barely Bare
*Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasnt Fuzzy Wuzzy, Was He?
*Fuzzy Wuzzy, The Barely Bare Bear
*Fuzzy Wuzzy He Did So Care, He Got Himself Some Narey Nair
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*See Morons' Oxymoronic Guide To & For The Birds, as told by Oxy to Barry J. Lipson
http://www.scribd.com/doc/38610196/Morons-Oxymoronic-Guide-To-And-For-The-BIRDS-as-told-byOxy-to-Barry-J-Lipson-Addendum-To-Morons-Guide-To-Oxymorons
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