Doctor, Doctor, my sister thinks

shes a car!
Well, show her in at once.
I cant - she's run out of gas
down the block!

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Doctor, Doctor joke

What is the biggest ant?

I dont know - what IS the
biggest ant?
An Eleph-ant!

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Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest moth?

I dont know - what IS the
biggest moth?
A mam-moth!
[A prehistoric, huge, wooly, elephant]

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Elephant Jokes

What is Nellie The Elephants

middle name?
I dont know - what IS Nellie
The Elephants middle name?
The!

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Elephant Jokes

What is an emephant?
I dont know - what IS an
emephant?
The one that comes after an
elephant!
[Hint - think of the alphabet]

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Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross

an elephant with a flea?
I dont know - what DO you
get when you cross an elephant
with a flea?
A lot of very worried dogs!

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Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an

elephant with peanut butter?
I dont know - what DO you get
when you cross an elephant with
peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof
of your mouth, or peanut butter
that never forgets!

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Elephant Jokes

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Elephant Jokes!

My new hearing aid is the

latest model - and the best in
the world!
Thats great. What kind is it?
About a quarter to three!
[This comes from Bram,
and he wears one!]

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hearing aid joke

Why do some women put their

hair in rollers at night?
I dont know - why DO
some women put their hair in
rollers at night?
So they can wake up curly in the
morning!

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more riddles

What do you get when you cross

a cat with a ball of wool?
I dont know - what DO you
get when you cross a cat with a
ball of wool?
Mittens!

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more riddles

Where does Friday come before

Thursday?
I dont know - where DOES
Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!

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more riddles

What do you call a camel with

no humps?
I dont know - what DO you call a
camel with no humps?
Humphrey! [Hump-free]

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more riddles

How do hens dance?

I dont know - how
DO hens dance?
Chick to chick!

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more riddles

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That's All Folks!