Start scene,

Customer 1 walks in to the Bombay store

Security guard (Autor): Goodmorning sir, welcome to Bombay store.
Customer 1 goes to cashier
Customer 1: hey, can I buy a tube of Colgate?
Cashier (Himig): NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE.
Customer 1: but I see there in front of you that you have a tube of
Colgate!
Cashier: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE.
Bigla, Customer 2 enters the store, goes to cashier
Customer 2: hey, Id like to buy some Colgate please.
Cashier: OK, 20 PESOS PLEASE. THANK YOU.
Customer 2 gives 20 pesos, and then leaves.
Customer 1: hey, how come he can buy Colgate? Can I buy Colgate
too?
Cashier: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE.
Customer 1: (angry na) I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE
MANAGER!
Manager comes out from behind
Manager: Yes, sir, what would be the problem?
Customer 1: Well, your employee here doesnt want to sell me Colgate,
but he sold the other customer Colgate, can I buy some Colgate too?
Manager: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE.
Customer 1: EPAL. POLICE! COME IN HERE!
Police and assistant go into the store
Police: What seems to be the problem here?
Customer 1: These people dont want to sell me Colgate, but the sold
some other guy Colgate!
Police: Is this true? May I buy Colgate?
Cashier: OKEE, 20 PESOS PLEASE.
Customer 1: Let me try Id like to buy some Colgate please.
Cashier: NO, WE ONLY SELL HAPPEE.
Police: Sir, Im afraid that you are in violation of the right of the
customer to choose, Ill have to send you to jail for this.
Assistant writes on a sheet of paper and gives to cashier
Cashier: OKEE OKEE, I SELL YOU COLGATE, 20 PESOS PLEASE.