consistently inconsistent, inconsistently consistent

(regularly alternating), (sometimes with a pattern)

surprisingly unsurprising, unsurprisingly surprising
(we expected better from you), (as always, youre brilliant)
happily depressed, depressingly happy
(lovesick), (oblivious to her tragic destiny)
dangerously safe, safely dangerous
(a harmless spy), (a tamed assassin)
properly improper, improperly proper
(old boys dressing casually), (the gaudy nouveau riche)
eagerly boring, boringly eager
(trying not to attract attention), (trying too hard to suck up)
loudly silent, silently loud
(a thundering silence), (powerful, unspoken words)
beautifully disgusting, disgustingly beautiful
(a fine piece of carp), (too much makeup)
radiantly dark, darkly radiant
(the vengeful hero), (the false friend)
definitely indefinite, indefinitely definite
(obviously indeterminate), (certain to some unknown extent)
loyally disloyal, disloyally loyal
(helping ones master backstab others), (alla Maurice de Talleyrand)
mercifully merciless, mercilessly merciful
(euthanasia), (torture)
slightly extreme, extremely slight
(a bit too much), (way too little)
wilfully unwillful, unwillfully wilful
(active rejection), (forced to appear confident)
carefully uncareful, uncarefully careful
(deliberate mistakes), (dumb luck)
meaningfully meaningless, meaninglessly meaningful