Enter Alicia, Magical Girl with the Pink Ribbon.

Enter Jona, Dark Principal of the Northeast High School #16.

This, ladies and gentlemen and everything else in between will be the
battle of the century!
Alicia strikes first, whirling her stylish Barbie lunchbox, sparkling glitter flying
out and enclosing Jona in a Box of Trinity.
Jona explodes with anger! His grey tie disintegrates into millions of sharp
razor blades very hairy razor blades and slices open Alicias torture box. He is
now free.
Meanwhile, Alicia has set up a line of banana cannons, and *GASP* finished
loading them with mango-raspberry flavoured peels! A line of heavy volley falls flat
on Jonas face. He is severely humiliated, guck drooping down his chin.
Now its Jonas turn to pay back the favour. With his political prowess, he
stands atop Capitol Hill, holding a shiny silver bell, and tinkles the petite. Ding-lingling-ling-ling! Seven thousand eight hundred and twenty-five Vice Principals with
graphing paper are marching into the stadium!
The Vice Principals cast a giant mesh of Graphing Paper Super Web, wrapping
around Alicia like a fishing net. What will she do now?
Alicia activates her magic ribbon oh, brave new world! the entire stage
turns bright pink, and from the ground sprout walking strawberries. Hear their
mesmerizing voices, ooooh ~
Jona has fallen into a trance, but his VPs are running after Alicia with calculus
homework, and she cannot budge an inch in the Graphing Paper Super Web.
She tries and struggles to stretch the Super Web and break it open, but to no
avail. The VPs are at her heels already.
They assign her 67,749,043 years of Maclaurin Series exercises.
Oh no, Alicia has perished in battle! The students have lost their freedom,
and the Paperclip Kingdom has fallen
Game Over.