Funny Sms Text

Load Shedding k Nuqsanaat:
Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.

Darwaza knock kia.
Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?
Har Majburi Se Larrna Seekh Lo.
Har Ghum K Saath
Jeena Seekh Lo.
"Busy" Hum Bhi Kam Nahi,
Par Hamari Tarah
Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Seekh lo...
Jo Mun Main Aaye Bol Do
Today is "Jo Mun Main Aaye Bol Do" Day....!
So What Do You Say About Me?
Bolo....
Aaj To Bole he Do Yaar... Anything...
Reply Must Hai.
Kabhi Umeed Mat Haaro
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi Umeed Mat Haaro.

Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
Sab kuch Adhoora hai
Ye Muskan
Ye Jazbay
Ye Moaj
Ye Masti
Ye Rishtey
Ye Wadey
Ye Sangeet
By: Dapper On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Ye Pyar
Ye Dosti
Ye Dil
Sab kuch Adhoora hai
Aap ke Bina.....
Category: Flirt SMS
By: Ariese Ansari On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Lips Meeting in Dark

There are Tulips in My Garden,
There are Tulips in The Park
But nothing is more beautiful than.

Our two Lips Meeting in the Dark!
Category: Kiss SMS By: Humbugg TheGreat On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email Th
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Pakistani Hon Di Mushkilaan
Pakistani Hon Di Mushkilaan:
1. Ghar Wich Panjabi Bolo.
2. School Wich Urdu Bolo.
3. Parcha Angrazi Wich hal karo.
Aur
4. Marn Tu Baad Hisaab Arbi vich do. :-(
Category: Punjabi Funny SMS
By: Dhump On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Sab Tu Sohni Kuri Phasai

Sardar: Aaj main Apni Class di Sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.
Friend:O kiwein?
Sardar: Class Lagi c. Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,
O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,
Oney Gusey wich pucheya k ae kinay keeta?
Main os kuri da naa Le litta.
Phas gayi vichari.
Category: Sardar Ji SMS By: Dapper On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Aai Nahi Poooon
Bohat kya Intazar Lekin nhi Aai Poouuunn Faraz.
Bohat kya Intazar Lekin nhi Aai Poouunn Faraz.
Lekin Jab Aai Poouunn Sab ne kaha Ooouunn Hoooouunn Faraz.

Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy
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By: wahabi On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email Th
Ant is Searching You

/ /
This Ant is ('.') Searching< ((>
You. / /
You know it wants to eat You...

Why?
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Because
You are so "Sweet" And "Cute".
Category: Smile SMS
Messages ka Bohraan
Aata
By: SMS Guru On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Chawal
Tamatar
Namak
Mirach
Daal
Ghee
Sugar
K Bad Pakistan Me Messages Ka Bohraan.
Log ab SMS ka jawab bhi nahi datay. :-(
Category: Send Me SMS By: SMS Guru On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Aap Khafa Kaise Ho Gaye
Hum Se Yun Khafa Aap Kaise Ho Gaye
Lagta Hai Aap Bhi Auron K Jese Ho Gaye
Aate Nahi Aaj Kall Messages Aap K
Lagta Hai Dost Se Pyare Paise Ho Gaye.
Category: Send Me SMS By: Rehan On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
Petrol Nahin Mil Raha
Pakistan Main Petrol Nahin Mil Raha Faraz...
Aur Woh Kehta Hai...
"Aaja Main Hawaon Main Bitha K Lay Chalon..."
Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy

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Friend Going to Sleep
Hi Moon,
By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz On: Friday, October 09, 200
My friend is Going to Sleep.

Tell to your Brother sun to raise tomorrow late.
Because my friend wants More relax.
Good Night.
Category: Good Night SMS
By: SMS Guru On: Friday, October 09, 2009 Email This
A Fallen Rose
Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"
The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's
Smile.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE .
posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
World shortest jokes
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill !!!

Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
posted in Funny SMS
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
I thought It was MONEY
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
** PROBLEM & CHALLENGE **
TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..
posted in Funny SMS
Mr.Bean Science
Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj mahal banana tha Par mumtaz mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gaye
Ab Taj mahal banana hai Par ab ye mumtaz marti nahi
Sender: Naseem Khan
Date: 07-10-2009
Funny Sms Neche mat dekhna neche galat salat likha hua hai....
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*GHALAT SALAT*
Sender: Galat Salat
Date: 30-09-2009
Funny Sms
Pathan Duzakh se nikla
chupky se janat me ghusa.
Frishte ne pakr k bohut mara
Pathan:Mat maro
Hum jannati hy,
Duzakh me sirf
Gul khan ko Naswar deny
Gaya tha
Sender: Imran Siddiqui
Date: 29-09-2009
Funny Sms Pathan: Yar ya shadi k jorey khan banty hain ?

Sardar: Asman par.
Pathan:Uff khuday bht bari ghalti hogya'
Sardar kya hua?
Pathan ; Hm to darzi ko de aya.
Sender: Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui
Date: 26-09-2009
Funny Sms Jinn ~ Kia Hukum Hai Mery Aaqa ?

Pathan ~ Ek Shair Suna Do .
Jinn ~ " Hukum Karein Bakwaas Nahee ,
Mein Jinn Honn
F A R A Z
Nahee "
Pathan ~ Wah Wah Wah Wah
Sender: RAJA PAKISTANI
Date: 25-09-2009
Funny Sms Father: Beti aaj to tum nay had kardi tum to phone par 4 ghantay say k
am baat nahin karti aaj tum nay 1 hi ghanta baat ki hai.
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beti: Papa yeh Wrong Number tha
Sender: Muhammad Waqas Sultan
Date: 25-09-2009
Funny Sms menay kaha us say k Petrol bohot menga ho gay ahai faraz.
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phir bhi kehti hai "Falak tak chal saath meray Falak tak chal saath chal"
Date: 25-09-2009
Funny Sms Transport system kafi mehnga ho gya he

"PETROL" to bhut mehnga ho gya he
To janab humain apka pora khyal hay
Ise lye to le aye hain
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/.".)"^----;";_
\,,/"( , , ) \
//\\ //\\
"KHOTA KROLA"
ab thanks bol kr sharminda mat karna.
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathen ny nkli note bnaye or Qaid-e-Azam ki topi bhol gya jab dukand
ar ko dia to dukandar ne kha iski to topi nhi hai
Pathan: ye Quai-e-Azam ki garmyion ki tasveer hai.
Sender: MIAN WAQAS
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Ek Pathan Sheeshay (Mirror) k samnay aankhain band kar k betha hua tha
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kisi nay poocha O Yara yeh kya kar raha hai
Pathan: Yaar hum dekh raha hai k hum sota hua kesa dikhta hai
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms main to u hi ja raha tha apni masti main Faraz

ek awaz aai peechay say achanak
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Chal Beta Mobile Nikal
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Ek Pathan nay ek College banaya par us main kisi nay admission hi nahi
n lia why?
socho?
because us college ka naam tha
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Govt. Women College for Boys
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You.
Sender: salim
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Joke of the century!

Once Upon A Time There Was A Country Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power But Did N
ot Have Electric Power.
Sender: salim
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Pehli bar LOVE kis ne Ejaad kiya tha?

Socho
Socho bhi..
Oho yaar! Made in China.
Tabhi to love ki Guarranty-Warranty nai
hoti.
Sender: salim
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hai Woh Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar Faraz
Usay Maloom Nahi Aur Bhi Bachiyon K Numbers Hain Mere Paas
Sender: salim
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa Likho

K Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Hojaye
Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do
K Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
Sender: salim raj
Date: 24-09-2009
Funny Sms Jab aap sms nahin karty itna gussa aata hai dil to chata hai Chappal U
taar Kar.
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Jooty phan lun aur aapsy milny aa jaon.
Sender: tariq saeed
Date: 23-09-2009
Funny Sms (""""")

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(""""")
<('',)/''
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hat jaaaa0Oo!
FaraZ aaj aata le kar ja rahaaa hai.
Date: 20-09-2009
Funny Sms Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai Faraz
Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai
Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Bcoz ..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.
MessagesNo CommentsDulha on wedding
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 8, 2009Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you ha
ve any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de
Flirt SmsNo CommentsYeh Muskan
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 8, 2009Ye muskan
Ye jazbay
Ye moj
Ye masti
Ye rishte
Ye wade
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil
Sab kuch adhoora hai
Aap ke Bina
Flirt SmsNo CommentsLesson from the movie Rab nay bana di jodi
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 8, 2009Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne
Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k

Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Flirt SmsNo CommentsThere are Tulips in my garden
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 8, 2009There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park
but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
Flirt SmsNo CommentsMobilink wali say
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 8, 2009Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao ZONG wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se
or
..
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Shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.
Flirt SmsNo CommentsHar ik roop main
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 7, 2009Har ik roop main sajnay lagay ho,
Baharon ki rut main nikharny lagy ho,
Bicharny ka ab na karna irada,
K ab apny apny se lagny lagy ho.
Joke kaisa laga ?
u r
A B C D E F G H I J K L
A=Aachhe
B=Briliant
C=Cool
D=Dashing
E=Emotional
F=Fantastic
G=Great
H=Hot
I=Intelligent
&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.
posted in Funny SMS
Excitement in Examz!!!
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20
Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
posted in Exam SMS, Funny SMS
Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldn t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
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You are so beautiful
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
posted in Funny SMS, Good Morning SMS
A sinking ship & life guard jacket
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
posted in Funny SMS
Santa s sexy wife
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Ant is Searching You
/ /
This Ant is ('.') Searching< ((>
You. / /
You know it wants to eat You...

Why?
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Because
You are so "Sweet" And "Cute".
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: SMS Guru On: Friday, October 09, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSCheck Of Happinesss
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs.Happinessssssss/When You Feel UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever You are Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account. :-)
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: SMS Guru On: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 | SMS Length:1
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SMSHappy Raha Karo!
|''|__|''|*.*.*.*|
APPY *.*.*|__|''|__|*.*.*.*
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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha. :-)
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Saima Baloch On: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | SMS Len
gth:1 Message(s) Email This
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SMSSmile Always Inspired
A Smile Is Nearly Always Inspired By Another Smile...
True Love Is When Your Heart And
Your Mind Are Saying The Same Thing..
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Humbugg TheGreat On: Sunday, September 13, 2009 | SMS Le
ngth:1 Message(s) Email This
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SMSSmile In Front of Mobile
Smile to Old means Respect.
Smile to Child means Innocence.
Smile to Friend means Care.
Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case.
Still Smiling...
Confirmed! ;-)
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 09, 2009 | SMS Length:1
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SMSBaby's and Girl's Smile
Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive,
Girl's smile can make Living people die
Moral: You can believe a child But never a girl...
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Irfan On: Sunday, September 06, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mess
age(s) Email This
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SMSThousands of Languages
Thousands of Languages around this world but
"Smile" can beat them all.

Because
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak.
So keep smiling.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Fuzail On: Friday, September 04, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
sage(s) Email This
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SMSKeep Smiling Every Hour
24 Smiles
:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)
For You!
One for Each Hour.
So that you keep smiling every 24 hours a day. :-)
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Rehan On: Thursday, August 27, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messa
ge(s) Email This
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SMSA Fallen Rose
Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"
The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's
Smile.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: SMS Guru On: Friday, August 21, 2009 | SMS Length:2 Mess
age(s) Email This
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SMSWhen You Smile
You know when you smile you look very cute.
Plz smile again,
Again na!!
Oh very cute
but,
Sometimes we need to lie just to make someone

Smile!!!
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
posted in Funny SMS
Life is nothing without LOVE
Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS
5 points of a normal student
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it s true.
posted in Funny SMS
When I open my eyes every morning
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you .
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
posted in Funny SMS
Hi i am marrying next week
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
posted in Funny SMS
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
posted in Funny SMS
Future plans of childrens
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
posted in Funny SMS
Perfect hearing aid
A man was telling his neighbor,
?I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it?s state of the art. It?s perfect.?
?Really,? answered the neighbor .
?What kind is it??
MAN:?Twelve thirty.?
Itne Khud-daar they Hum k kabhi collage nahi jatey they Faraz
Larkiyon k Zauq-e-Deedar ne mujhe Regular Bana diya
Sender: salim
Date: 16-09-2009
Funny Sms Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile ho ga
2.Angutha Buton pr hoga
3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga
4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero.
Sender: salim
Date: 16-09-2009
Funny Sms Medical poem

Chalo WASI ab mausam ka maza chakhain,
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohanch se door rakhain,
WASI kay milan ki ab justuju karain,
Tabiat zyada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karain,
Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
Dawai achi tarah hila kr istmla karain,
Dil mera doob gay jab uski uthi doli,
Subah sham khane k bad aik aik goli,
Wo to ishq karnay pe razamand ha,
Jumay ke waqat clinic band ha.
Sender: Imran
Date: 14-09-2009
Funny Sms Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

Sender: usman
Date: 12-09-2009
Funny Sms Kis Qadar KESC Walo Ka Shukriya Ada Karein Hum Faraz
Aj To Hum Ne Candle Light Sehri Ka Bhi Maza Chakh Lia
Sender: salim
Date: 12-09-2009
Funny Sms Sardar to

sardarni
Aaj 4 wajje pind wihch khotyan di Race Ae.
Main jana Ae
Sardani leh,
Turrrya janda Nahi, Race vich hissa lean challaae.
Date: 12-09-2009
Funny Sms FARAZ KI GIRL FRIEND DATE PE LATE HO GAI

GIRL:SORRY,I M LATE
FARAZ: ARZ KIYA HAI
"FALAK PE SITAROON KO NEEND AA RAHI HAI
FALAK PE SITAROON KO NEEND AA RAHI HAI
DOOSRI KA TIME HO GAYA HAI AUR TO AB AA RAHI HAI
Sender: SWEATY
Date: 11-09-2009
Funny Sms LOG kahtey hain PIYAR itna b mat kro

k girl Friend sar pe sawaar hojaye
hum kahtey hain k PIYAR itna kro k
Girl friend ki "FRIEND" B tmhare sath "FARAR" HO JAYE
Sender: SWEAT..
Date: 10-09-2009
Funny Sms Aik sikh

gurdawara ja ker dua kar ra tha;
Guru G mera Prize bond har soorat me nikalna chahya."
Jesay hi wo gurdawara sa bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se prize bond nikal lia,
wo dobara gurdawara gaya aur bola
GURU G,
Pehlay puri baat to samaj lia karain
Date: 10-09-2009
Funny Sms Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
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2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message

Sender: salim
Date: 06-09-2009
Funny Sms QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.
Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.
After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!....
Sender: salim
Date: 06-09-2009
Funny Sms Subha shbha uth k do kaam kia karo

first ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karo
k
tum zinda ho
second
lux se nahaya karo ta k dosray b zinda reh sakain
Sender: smsprince
Date: 06-09-2009
Funny Sms A Khuda mere dost ko haathi ki taaqat

Shair ki awaaz
cheetay ki speed
aur hiran jesa sundar roop ata farma
baaqi khota dimaag to pehlay se os k pas he

Sender: Rashid
Date: 06-09-2009
Funny Sms Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Sender: usman
Date: 05-09-2009
Funny Sms KOI EK DIN SELECT KAREN

SUNDAY
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
OR US DIN NAHALIA KAREN

Sender: MONICA
Date: 03-09-2009
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THANK GOD MEERE MOBILE K SARE BUTTON THEEK HAI
AB JALDI SE TUM BI CHECK KAR LO
Sender: ainee
Date: 03-09-2009
Funny Sms Soldier to Major: Sir mujhe ghar jana he 8 din ki chuti chahiye.
Major: Agar tum dushman ka aik tank pakar kr le aao to chuti mil jaye gi.
Soldier: Sir, main tank pakar k lay aya hoon, wo bahir khara he...
Major: Hairat say... wo kaise?
Soldier: Sir, jab dushman k soldiers ko chuti chahiye hoti he to wo bhi hum se t
ank udhar mang kr le jatay hain....!
Sender: Hafeez Ansari
Date: 02-09-2009
Funny Sms Celebrate "YAAD" Day!

Wo Meri Kaunsi baat hai jo Aapko Meri Yaad dilati hai?
Send this sms to your friends, to get Interesting Yaadein...
Reply me 1st
Sender: salim
Date: 02-09-2009
Funny Sms Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha.

Aik din halwai na poocha.
Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho
Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai
Sender: salim
Date: 02-09-2009
Funny Sms 1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:

"Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai."
Pehle tha Nokia6610
Ab Hia.
Nokia2626
Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626
Har ik roop main sajnay lagay ho,
Baharon ki rut main nikharny lagy ho,
Bicharny ka ab na karna irada,
K ab apny apny se lagny lagy ho.
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Love SmsNo CommentsSarah ka boyfriend
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 7, 2009Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya:
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola:
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein.
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahe hai?
Funny SmsNo CommentsMiss call say yaad
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 7, 2009Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz
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Us ne msg kar k kaha:
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Kya Taqleef hai..?
Funny Faraz Sms
Faraz SmsNo CommentsPaheli of the day
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 7, 2009PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
Funny SmsNo CommentsIn the front of book
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 7, 2009Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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BE-GAIRTI :-):-o
Funny SmsNo CommentsLight aa rahi hai?
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 6, 2009Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Funny SmsNo CommentsCheque of happiness
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 6, 2009Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account
(:
Funny SmsNo CommentsKon hai yeh

Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 6, 2009////////
((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
TUM HI TU Ho =P ;->
Second Beautiful Girl
A Sad Girl was sitting with her Boyfriend.
Boy: You are the second most beautiful girl I've ever seen!
Girl: Who's the first?
Boy: It's YOU When you Smile...
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Irfan On: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messag
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SMSI like or Admire
Among those Whom I like or admire
I can find no common denominator
But
Among those Whom I love I can ...
All of them make me smile ...
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Sumbul On: Monday, August 10, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messag
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SMSYou are Sho Shweet
Y O U Y O U
Y O U U O Y Y O
U U O Y
U O YY O U
ARE
SHOOO
SHWEET
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Master Mind On: Sunday, July 26, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSSMS From Smile and Co
This message is form
"Smile & Co."
We r checking if all the "Sweet People" on earth r "Smiling" or not
Hey that's a "Shweeeet Smile"
Keep Smiling Always.

Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Saima Baloch On: Friday, July 24, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSIs zamane se bohut alag ho AAP
Is zamane se bohut alag ho AAP,
Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho AAP,
Hamarey liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,
Jab humein yaad kar k dil se muskara lete ho AAP.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lovebirds On: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSWatching TV
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and Reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dhump On: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSAapki ek Muskurahat
* MADHOSHI *
Aapki ek Muskurahat pe hum apny hosh ganwa bethy.
Hum hosh main aany he waly thy k aap phir muskura bethay.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Fuzail On: Tuesday, June 23, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message
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SMSJeena Muskura kar
Kabhi Rooth kar,
Kabhi Mana kar,
Kabhi Hans kar,
Kabhi Rula kar,
Humne Tumhari Dosti se seekha hai,
Har pal Jeena, Muskura kar.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Irfan On: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSLuminous Sunshine Decorates
After a shower of rain,
A piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully...
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy morning gives 2 urge 2 live...
But a illusive smile from u increase vitality of someone.
So keep smiling.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Sumbul On: Monday, June 15, 2009 | SMS Length:2 Message(
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SMSPyaar ka sara kaam
Ooffoohh!!!
Pyaar ka sara kaam mujhe he karna parrta hai.
Love bhi
Miss bhi
Kiss bhi
Care bhi
SMS bhi
Chalo ab 1 kaam aap bhi karo na...
1 Sweet si Smile.
I always think about U.
I always think about U.
I can t live without U.
I really need U.
I m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I m very desperate for U.
I m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That s all what my mama say to me:p
posted in Funny SMS
If you are
.. Congrats u r Pakistan
If:R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!
posted in Funny SMS
Best ever advice!
Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one
posted in Funny SMS
Ur Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
posted in Funny SMS
Aik Pagal dusry se
Aik Pagal: Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai
Doosra: Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.
posted in Funny SMS
Ants will finish you
a girl s speaking 2 a boy ..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph .sorry.
i can t call u sweet .
because ants will finish u.
posted in Funny SMS
At ur age
Teacher :
At ur age
Student :
but at ur
hitler commited suicide

U failure !
Bill gates stood first in the class
Mind u, Sir,
age hitler commited suicide

Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe
*Love after Marriage*
baghairta Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.
Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Konsa Apni ACCORD Car main bitha kar 5 Star Restaura
nt le jany wala tha.
Girl: Nazia,
B.Com 2nd Year.
Woh Samnay Wali Gali main teesray Makaan main Rehti Hon.
Sender: salim
Date: 01-09-2009
Funny Sms Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam

Dada Giri: Sanjay pe Khatam
Style: Salman pe Khatam
Khoobsoorti Yaaqeenan Hum pe Khatam
Aur
Aap
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Jal Jal K Khatam.
Sender: salim
Date: 01-09-2009
Funny Sms Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga.
Sender: salim
Date: 01-09-2009
Funny Sms Its a Real Story.

Kya Pyaar karna itna barra gunah hai?
1 Larka aur 1 Larki Ek doosry se bohat pyaar karte thy.
Larki k Baap ko pata chal gaya, Woh ghussy pe qaabu na rakh saka.
Aur phir Larki ko lita k Bijli se chalny wali Aari(saw) uski gardan pe rakh kar
abhi chalai he thi k achanak...
Light Chali Gai...
Or
Larkay Ne Naara Lagaya.
G.A Wapda.
G.A Wapda
Sender: salim
Date: 01-09-2009
Funny Sms jb wo makeup krti he tou bilkul reema lgti he

or jb wo make nhi krti tou shafkat cheema lgti he
Sender: aasia abbas
Date: 31-08-2009
Funny Sms Teacher:

Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal mai kya cheez same hai...?
Student:
Dono hi Chutti Walay Din Paida huye
Sender: LUCA83
Date: 29-08-2009
Funny Sms Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,
Maa:
Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.
Beti:
Wo tu Thek hy Par Ab Laash ka kya karen?
Sender: Sheeraz
Date: 28-08-2009
Funny Sms Itna khubsorat kese muskura lety ho

itna qatil kese sharma lety ho
itna pagal kese bana lety ho
Bachpan se hi mirasi ho ya phir
surat hi aisi bana lete ho
Sender: usman murtaza
Date: 28-08-2009
Funny Sms poltry farm ky malik ne sub murghiyon se kahaagar tum sub kal subh tak
2 ,2 andy nahe diy tu me tum sub ko zibah kar donga.dosry din sub murghiyon ne
2,2 andy diy.lekin aik ne sirf aik anda dia.malik ne kaha tum ne 2 andy q nahe d
iy?tu usny kaha yeh bhe aap ky dar ke wajah se dia hy warna me to MURGHA hun.
Sender: Imran
Date: 27-08-2009
Funny Sms Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai?

Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy.
Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?
Sardar: Cousin jab b milta tha kehta tha
"Yaar tu mera Phone uthata kyu nhi."....
Sender: salim
Date: 26-08-2009
Funny Sms Khocha Khan apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha:
Major Rohail: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Khocha Khan: Yaar dukan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai
Sender: salim
Date: 26-08-2009
Funny Sms Pathar se na maare mere diwane ko ...

Pathar se na maare mere diwaneko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron, Uraa do is ko.
Sender: salim
Date: 25-08-2009
Funny Sms Usne Mujhe raat ko Akele jungle me chhor diya Faraz...
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Ye Keh kar k
Pyar kia to Darna kya
Sender: salim
Date: 25-08-2009
Funny Sms Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga
Sender: salim
Date: 25-08-2009
Funny Sms .,!""""""""""""!/ - ,! AFTAARI !-O-""""""OO""

Pura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Bhej Raha hon.
Ab Kisi Masjid K Aagy Mat Bethna
Sender: salim
Date: 25-08-2009
Funny Sms Dear customer,

Ab Wapda laya naya package 5 ka 50, yani 5 minutes light kay istamaal par 50 min
utes loadshedding bilkul Free ye offer la mehdood muddat k leye hay.
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Wapda tum he to ho.
Sender: Muhammad Arshad Sidiki
Date: 21-08-2009
Funny Sms Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.
Sender: salims
Date: 21-08-2009
Funny Sms Aik pathan khana kha raha tha

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ab kia kare khana bhee na khaye....hr cheez mein joke chahye tum logo ko...
Sender: rihcie
Date: 20-08-2009
Funny Sms Aik Pathan ke dono haath zakhmi the us ke dost ne poocha khoocha yeh k
ia hoa.
Pathan Yaar hum machine me kaam kar raha tha ke achanak hamara seedha haath mach
ine me galti se chala gaya phir hum ko yaad aaya hum to saara kaam seedhe haath
se karta he hum ne seedha haath nikala or ulta haath under daal diya
Sender: Muhammad Saleem
Date: 20-08-2009
Funny Sms Woh Listen Listen Likhti Rahi

Main Lesson Lesson Pertha Raha
Woh Dream Dream Likhti Rahi
Main Drum Drum Partha Raha
Woh Call me Call me Likhti Rahi
or ma Cell me Cell me Partha raka
woh Shadi Kar Ka Chali Gai
Ma English Language Ke Class Lata Raha
Sender: FARHAN
Date: 19-08-2009
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skt
a hy
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia .!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa
Funny SmsNo CommentsCarry Lou-gar bill
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 4, 2009Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lou-gar Bill Aa
gya hai.
Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.
Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?
Funny SmsNo CommentsPunjabi ke larai

Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 4, 2009Ek din ek punjabi ke apnay baap say larrai h
o gaei,
us na baap ki photo qabristan may ek darakht pr laga de or . . . . .
us nay neeche likh deya coming soon
Funny SmsNo Commentsplz say you love me
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 3, 2009Girl: Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me
Say You Love Me
Boy: Okay You Love Me.

Boys Vs GirlsNo CommentsRhythm of heartbeat
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 3, 2009Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin
Tin Tin
Boys Vs GirlsNo CommentsPathan kay pass kapray hee nahi

Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 3, 2009Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur m
ujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?
Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!
Pathan: Yaar le to loun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai.
Pathan messages
Pathan SmsNo CommentsJis nay miss call dee
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 3, 2009Quaid Said:Jis ne Miss call di wo hum mai se
nahee.
Qom ki traqi ki bunyad SMS per hai.
Aik or muqam pe frmaya k call kia karo is se mohabat barhti hai.
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain;
Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile coz someone cares 4 U.
So keep smiling as day go by.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: wahabi On: Friday, June 12, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSTired of many Greetings
U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on ...
Now here's my simple fresh line
Can U smile 4 me Once.:-)

Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, June 07, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSYaad aany waly
Yaad aany waly yaad aaye ja rahy hain,
Mere khayalon ki dunya per chhaye ja rahy hain,
Hum kuch keh rahy hain per woh Chup hain,
Bus mera SMS parh kar muskuraye ja rahay hain.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dapper On: Friday, June 05, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSTeri khushiyon pe
Teri khushiyon pe muskurany ko G chahta hai,
Ho agar dard tumhain to aansu bahanay ko G chahta hai,
Aapki muskurahat he itni pyaari hai,
K har baar hansanay ko G chahta hai.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Asad Siddiqui On: Sunday, May 31, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSJust Go to Hell
Just Go to Hell!
Suna?
Yes You....
I am talking to you...
Because only you can change Hell into Heaven with you Lovely Smile.
Yes Yes...
Yehi wali Smile.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Funtoosh On: Saturday, May 30, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messa
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SMSSmile in Pleasure
Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in Pain,
Smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts You,
Smile because someone cares 4 You.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Shahnaz On: Monday, May 25, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSMujhe aapke honto par
Mujhe aapke honto par,
Bas ek Baar,
Please Bas ek baar,
Bohat dil chah raha hai.

Bas ek baar,
Muskurahat Dekhni Hai,
Please Muskura do naa..
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Send Free SMS On: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 | SMS Length:1
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SMSIjazat ho tu
Ijazat ho tu maasoom si khata kar lu,
Tuje milney ki RUB se dua kar lu,
Arsa hua koi gazal nahi likhi main ne,
Thora muskurao tu apne shair ki ibtida kar lu.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lovebirds On: Thursday, May 14, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mess
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SMSAfsos na kar teri
Afsos na kar teri Zindagi chor dengay,
Agar ye manzoor nahi to teri Dunya bhi chor dengay,
Tujhe rotay huye achy lagty hain hum,,,
Tere kehne par Hansna bhi chor dengay.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Rauf Khan On: Monday, May 11, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messag
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SMSZindagi k liye
Zindagi k liye "JAN" zarori hai,,,
jeenay k liye ARMAAN zarori hai,,,
humaray pas hon kitnay hi GHAM,,,
''' Mager '''
Aap k chehray per "MUSKAAN" zarori hai.
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS
When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable . !!
posted in Funny SMS
6 things can come at any time
In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
6.susu: isliye karke sona .
posted in Funny SMS
Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
What was GOD s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
We will buy new wedding wring
Girlfriend:It s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don t worry,I ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can t,
Girlfriend:It s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with T .
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
posted in Funny SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
uss ne apni amma ko baghair makeup k daikh kar kaha FARAZ
Ae Khuda Mere Abu Salamat Rahen
Sender: romi
Date: 18-08-2009
Funny Sms Jab aap sms nahin karty itna gussa aata hai dil to chata hai Chappal U
taar Kar.
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Jooty phan lun aur aapsy milny aa jaon.
Sender: muhammad arshad sidiki
Date: 18-08-2009
Funny Sms Who said English is easy??

Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1. ___I dont have brain..
2. ___I dont have sense...
3. ___I am stupid...
Sender: Affan
Date: 18-08-2009
Funny Sms Baap: Beta aaj tak tum ne aisa koi kaam nahi kia jiss se mera sir oonc
ha hogaya ho...
Beta:Yaad karain Papa aik dafa main ne aap k sir k nechay 3 takye rakhay thay
Sender: Saad Mehmood
Date: 17-08-2009
Funny Sms bush ko jota to thek hi mara tha faraz

marny waly ny pehly nishana tara na tha
Sender: zabbizan
Date: 17-08-2009
Funny Sms Meri Hansi Pr Aitraz Mat Kar Aye faraz

Tum Ko Dekh Kr To Kisi Ki Bhi Hnsi Nikal Sakti Hay
Sender: zabbizan
Date: 17-08-2009
Funny Sms yaar tumhe pata hai???

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Nahin?....
Mujhe bhi nahin pata
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 17-08-2009
Funny Sms PYAR B AJAB SHAY HY MAA SY HO TO EBADAT BAP SY HO TO MUQADAS BHAI SY H
O TO AQEEDAT. BEHN SY HO TO FARZ BV SY HO TO SUB KEHTY HAIN AA YE TO ZUN MUREED
HAY
Sender: GUL
Date: 16-08-2009
Funny Sms Us k Qadam Jehan pere hum ne wo jaga choom le Faraz

Or wo meri ami ko keh gae Aunty ye Matti khata hai
Sender: Nadeem Buttar
Date: 15-08-2009
Funny Sms U know why women/ wife start with "W"

Bcoz all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
what?
When?
which?
whom?
where?
So women/ wife means full time Question.....
Sender: Akhlaq
Date: 13-08-2009
Funny Sms All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in bi
g trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this..
Sender: sohail
Date: 12-08-2009
Funny Sms Kabi tum mere ghar mehman ban kar ana mein tumhe icecream
Cold drink
pizza
chikan roll
chikan biryani
kee picture dikhahonga

Sender: TiG3R
Date: 08-08-2009
Funny Sms Taliban Taliban yes papa

Explosive bomb no papa
Telling a lie no papa
open your jacket
Thaaa Thaaa Thaaa.......
Sender: Shum Ch
Date: 08-08-2009
Funny Sms pathan tanki saf karne chat par gaya

usne dekha tanki par kawwa bhetha howa hai
wo juldi se nechay utra or serhi hata di
or bola:me to nechay utar gaya tu kesay utray ga
Sender: $M$_BO$$
Date: 06-08-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan chilkay sameet kela kha raha tha

kisi ne usko toka
cheel kar khao
pthan:cheelnay ka kia zaroorat hai
hum ko pata h is me kia hai
Sender: $M$_BO$$
Date: 06-08-2009
Funny Sms Kal Hum Bhi Jashane Azadi Manate Faraz

Lekin Kal Hum Se Koi Jhandiyan Cheen Kar Le Gaya
Sender: $M$_BO$$
Date: 06-08-2009
Funny Sms Question Of the Day?

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Mohabbat Karni Parti hai,
Ya Hojati Hai?
.
Ans)
Very Simple.
Agar LARKI Acchi HO TO Hojati hai.
.
Agar PAESE Wali Ho to KARNI Parti hai..
Sender: Mohammed Omer Shareef.Sha
Date: 05-08-2009
Funny Sms Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka sentence banao.

Pathan: AGARBATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata he.
Sender: Ansari
Date: 02-08-2009
Funny Sms Aik Pathan "Murdey" K Liyee

Kafan Leney Aik Shop Per Gaya....
Shop Keeper Ne Us Ko White Kapra Dekhaya . . .
Pathan Ne Kuch Pocha Jaisey Sun Ker Shop Keeper PAGAL Hogaya . . .
Jantein Hain Pathan Ne Kia Pocha. . .?
Pathan:- OYara Es Mein Or Colours Hain ?
Sender: Raja Pakistani
Date: 01-08-2009
Funny Sms Aap "chehray" noor ki "smile "hy

Aap k pass "mahanga" mobile hy
Aap k" inbox" main "sms"ki "lumbi file" hy
Phir b "sms" nahin kerty ye to "memono"wala "style hy
funny sms
haha
hahahahhaahah
hahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
hhahaha hahahahhahahaha hahahahhahahaha
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buss yaar Indian yaad aa gai
India is out from Champion trophy
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Funny SmsNo CommentsNetwork donation
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raz~
Network s walay apni behan k jaheez k leye chanda lay rahay hain.
Faraz Sms, Funny SmsNo CommentsPathar na bano
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 2009*~*BEAUTIFUL
THOUGHTS*~*
Agr ghalat fehmiyan dur na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hain.
jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib bayan krta hy wo yaqeenan dosron se tumhari burai b
hi bayan krta hy.
PAANI bno jo apna rasta khud bnata hy,PATHAR na bno jo dosron ka rasta rok leta h
y..
MessagesNo CommentsSardar selling para shoot
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 2009Sardar: selling parashoot
plane se kudo, button dabao aur zamen pe safely LAND karo
custmer: agar parashoot nahi khula ?
Sardar: O paa G Change hojae ga
Sardar SmsNo CommentsLarki ko english nahi ati
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 2009Son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati.
Father: tujhe kese pata ?
Son: Mene kaha
Give me sweet kiss
to usne 2 thappar mar dea.
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jahiiiL ki bachi ;-)
Adult Jokes
Adult SmsNo CommentsAulad k liay dua
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 20091 pthan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gir
gira k aulad k liye dua mangta raha
1 din pathan k pas farishta aya aur bola khan tuje khuda ka wasta he pehle shadi
to kr le.
Pathan Funny Sms
Pathan SmsNo CommentsResearch on brazier
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 2009100 logo se pucha gaya k
un ko girls ka
BRAZIER
kis tarah ka pasand hai ?
1 ne kaha white
2 ne kaha black
97 ne kaha . . .
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UTRA HOWA
Adult SmsNo CommentsMuhabat kee khatir
Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 2009Main jis ki khatir Muhbt ki har had se Guzar
gya faraz
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wo aj b mjhse puchti hai such btao mera NUMBER kahan se mila!!
Chalo apki tasveer kheechein,
Ok
Smile
Seedhe kharey
Rahein
Ready
Click
Developing
('.') Oh My GOD <)|(> Kya Pozz _/""\_Hai
Nazar Na Lage.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Rooman Qamar On: Saturday, May 02, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
essage(s) Email This
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SMSRoses of red grow
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither.
Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of y
ou!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Jasper On: Sunday, April 26, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message
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SMSUr Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Fuzail On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message
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SMSAfter a shower of
After a shower of rain,
A piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully.
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy morning gives 2 urge 2 live.
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone.
So keep smiling.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Jasper On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:2 Message
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SMSDoctor's prescription
Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor s fee? An sms when u r free.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Saima Baloch On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSSome times ur existence
Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSGirls misuse it
Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
Photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what s that?
It s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Alina Amaan On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSSMILE
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So,
Please keep smiling.
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SMSLet me guess what
Let me guess what U R doing
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
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SMSSmile is a language
Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So,
Keep smiling. :)
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh ;):D:D
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says, To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
posted in Funny SMS
Couples hold hands during their wedding
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
posted in Funny SMS

How rat proposes a cat;)
How will a rat purpose a cat ??
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..??
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Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)
posted in Funny SMS
Nobody touches but u feel it
when sum1 touches u
&
u don t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
posted in Funny SMS
Too late for garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don t worry u don t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Moral of the movie Ghajini
Moral of the movie Ghajini
Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent
Pathan noker se: chalo podon ko pani do

Noker:Janab barish ho rahi hy.
Pathan:Bahana nahin chalay ga chahttri lay ker jao or podon ko pani do.
Sender: TALAL KHAN
Date: 31-07-2009
Funny Sms A.....'

Wait
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Wait
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cool
Relax
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
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Now
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Kar do delet:-)
Sender: rkhan***
Date: 30-07-2009
Funny Sms DOZAKH EXPRESS

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["]\____ [_(@)____(@)\,
Peep Peep
Peep
Chalo jaldi betho Ramzan se pehle saray shaitan pakernay hain.
Sender: Tuha Khan
Date: 30-07-2009
Funny Sms SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI

WAH WAH
SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI
CAMRA MAN FARAZ KE SAATH GEO NEWS KARACHI
Sender: Nasir..Aashi
Date: 30-07-2009
Funny Sms Teacher: Radio or Akhbar ma kia farq hai??

Pathan: Akhbar ma tandor ki rotiyan daal saktey hain radio main nhi......
Sender: mahmood
Date: 28-07-2009
Funny Sms All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in bi
g trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this..
Sender: sanam khan
Date: 28-07-2009
Funny Sms A MBA student 2 a Sweeper:

"Mere paas Degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logo mei izzat ha. Tumhare paas kya hia"
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Sweeper Proudly:
"Mere paas Naukri hai".
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 27-07-2009
Funny Sms Neechay jo likha hai wo such hai.

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Uper jo likha tha wo jhoot tha.
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 27-07-2009
Funny Sms Aik thi Billi,

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Bus aik hi thii.
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 27-07-2009
Funny Sms pathan 2 sardar:

yaar kal k match pe 400rs lagae the per Pakistan haar gaya.
Sardar:
Mei to 800rs haar gaya.
Pathan:
kasay?
Sardar:
400rs highlights per bhi lagae the.
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 27-07-2009
Funny Sms M
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k
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j
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y
k
a
r
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Sorry Hawa Tez Hai Is Waja Se Lafz Aagey Pechey Ho Rahe heiN.
Sender: *rkhan*
Date: 26-07-2009
Funny Sms Muskrao

arur
To
Bar
Ek
Aap
liay
k
wale
likhne
ko
SmS
IS
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Chalo ab mun na phulao or is SmS ko neeche se uper prho...
Sender: *rkhan*
Date: 26-07-2009
Funny Sms I
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KNOW
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U
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BZY
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SmS
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Me
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Kch nahi likha k aapko parhna pare ga...
Sender: *rkhan*
Date: 26-07-2009
Funny Sms Dunya mein buhat SE network hain

magr 1 network aisa hai jo sirf AAP ki waja se chalta hai aur w0 hai
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CARTOON
NETWORK.
Sender: *rkhan*
Date: 26-07-2009
Funny Sms saas: khuda ney tmhe 2 bari bari ankhen di hain chawal se pathar nai n
ikal sakti ?
Bahu:khuda nay tmhe 32 daant diye hain 2-4pathar nahi chaba sakti
Sender: Tuha Khan
Date: 25-07-2009
Funny Sms India mei 1 ajeeb-o-gharib SMS aya hai jo khata bhi hai, peeta bhi hai
, pagri bhi pehnta hai. Naam hai us ka SMS
S: Sardar
M: Manmohan
S: Singh
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 24-07-2009
Funny Sms AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN!

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choro yaar tum ne konsa amal karna hai
Sender: Spider Man
Date: 24-07-2009
Funny Sms Na jane kab tare toot jayen

Na jane kab AANSO ankh se choot jayen
Kuch pal HAMRARY sath bhi HANSS le
Najane kab APP KE DAANT toot jayen
Sender: Mahmood
Date: 24-07-2009
Funny Sms juta chupaie ki rasm ke waqt, dulhe ki sali ne kaha:

ma 1100 lon ge,
2nd sali boli ma 2100 lon ge
peche se aik pathan bola:
baji 2310 ly lo
us main FM bhe hai
Sender: mahmood
Date: 24-07-2009
Funny Sms Sara din us ko pepsi pilata raha Fraaz

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Shaam ko boli DEW na piya to phir kia jiya
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Posted by Ayesha KhanOctober 2, 2009GREAT WORDS
Kisi ko Us ki ZAAT aur Purany Libbas ki Wajah se HAQEER na Samjho ,
Es liey k
Tera RAB
aur
Uska
RAB
AiK hi hy
UrduNo CommentsIzhar karna na aya
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Cut gai umar magar pyar kerna na aya,
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Hum b hty k inkar kerna na aya.
PoetryNo CommentsHar utha hua hath

Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 30, 2009Har gira hua ghonghat haya ka nahi hota,
Har utha hua hath dua ka nahi hota,
Bujh jaty hain aksary diye yun hi,
Har baar qusoor hawa ka nahi hota
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 29, 2009Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b sau
dia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai
Nai timings ye hongi
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 29, 2009Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Funny SmsNo CommentsMera khana kharab ho
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 29, 2009Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
Shakeel
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun
Adult SmsNo CommentsMera raaz
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 29, 2009ARZ KIA HAI=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko
Chotiye ne sub kuch batadia FARAZ
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth.
ko
=P ;->
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SMSSuna hai keh ap
Suna hai keh aap ki 1
smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling .
To
reduce Population. :)
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SMSSmile in ease
Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailing.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Alina Amaan On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSMeri ik dost hai
Meri ik dost hai, Aapke bare me puchti rehti hai
Mene usey apka number diya hai,
Wo apse milne aae gi,
Uska name hai
"SMILE"
Mera khyal hai aa gai ho gy.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Rooman Qamar On: Sunday, April 19, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSA smile gives red
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
Enjoy the colours of life.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: iRFAnSajiD On: Saturday, April 04, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSEvErYdAy Is A hApPy dAy
EvErYdAy Is A hApPy dAy As LoNg
As yOu tEXt Me oNcE A dAy.
I teLL yOu,
tHiS Is No LiE.
A tEXt fRoM yOu aLwAyS
MakEs Me sMiLe.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Jasper On: Monday, March 30, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message
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SMSYour Smile is like
Your Smile is like
WARID We Care.
Your Voice is like
ZONG Sab Keh Do.
Your Personality is like
TELENOR The Smart Call
But
OUR Relation is like
UFONE Tum He To Ho.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Vicky Baba On: Friday, March 06, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSI have a new camera
I have a new camera your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
Smile Please
ready
ohho
Those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: wahabi On: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mess
age(s) Email This
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SMSMilne ki tamanna lekar
Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yaar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye SMS.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: faisal On: Tuesday, March 03, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messag
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SMSHow to Impress Girl?
How to Impress Girl?
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care for her,
Obey her,
HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS
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Just smile once
(Game Over)
Pappu can t dance sala :p
Can u dance?
?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance ..
posted in Funny SMS
Roz roz ka drama nahi hota
2009 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children s day
Happy b day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi

Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
posted in Funny SMS, New Year SMS
Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE
MOTHER

Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
Sumeone Kills AMIR S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
posted in Funny SMS
Meant by I Miss you
Teacher: what is meant by
I MISS YOU
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
Mein tumhari miss hon!
posted in Funny SMS
This is men s world
When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki
When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt
Still people say

This is men s world
posted in Funny SMS
Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop ..:p
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Jadu Dekho
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is jadu ki chari se tm bilkul tabdeel ho jao ge.
1
2
3
--("..")
(")(")
Ary ye kiya tum to zara bhi nahi badley.
Sender: r******
Date: 17-07-2009
Funny Sms 1pathan asman pr dekh raha tha,us ne dusre pathan se pucha:yar ye SURA
J hai ya CHAND?Dusre pathan ne kaha:pata nahi ma is seher ma naya aya hun.
Sender: mairaj
Date: 15-07-2009
Funny Sms Meri Hansi Pr Aitraz Mat Kar Aye Dost.

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(- .-)
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(-.-)
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(-. -)
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(-.-)
<)(>
_/''\_ Arey...
Tum Ko Dekh Kr To Kisi Ki Bhi Hnsi Nikal Sakti Hay.
Sender: r******
Date: 15-07-2009
Funny Sms KOREA ME AIK JOB OFFER HE!

sallery 6500$ hey..
kaam zyada mushkil nahi he bas
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SAMANDAR K KiNAREY KAVVOON (crow) ko safaid colour karna hey...!
Sender: bisma baloshi
Date: 15-07-2009
Funny Sms kya apko pata he aaj titanic ki 98th aniversary he,
frwd this...
and sab pyaar karney walon sey reqest he k,
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"DOOB MARAIN"
Sender: bisma baloshi
Date: 15-07-2009
Funny Sms Na Pyar Na Yaar Na Mohabat Na Dosti Yaro

Aj ke Is Devdas ki Baat mano
Na Chander Mukhi Na Paro
bas har Larki ko Line maro
Sender: Nauman Tariq
Date: 15-07-2009
Funny Sms ,^*^,

( ~ ~ )
''='=''
(,,)"(,,)
This cat opens her eyes when she saw someone cute,
so,
plzzzz!don't force her.
Sender: R******
Date: 15-07-2009
Funny Sms *True Love....

Boy: Mere pass apnay Dost jaisi Car to nahi par tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k gho
maon ga,
Mere paas us jsi bari kothi to nhi pr tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere paas us jitna paise to nahi pr ma mehnat mazdori kr k khilaonga,
ab aur tumhe kia chahiye
Girl: Tumhara dost ka number....:-)
Sender: N()mi
Date: 14-07-2009
Funny Sms Teacher: batao wo kon si cheez ha jo tum roz dekh to sakty ho per torr
nahi saktay??? STUDENT: miss aap ka mooun
Sender: ZUBAIR
Date: 13-07-2009
Funny Sms Aik Sikh

gurdwara ja kar dua kar raha tha ,
"Guru Jee mera prize bond har soorat me nikalna chahya"
Jesay hi wo gurdawara se bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se prize bond nikaal lia,
wo dobara gurdwara par gaya aur ;bola
"GURU JEE
pehlay puri baat to samaj lia karain"
Sender: Muhammad Iajaz siddiqui
Date: 13-07-2009
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Shabash..
Ab jao!
Kal A-B-C
parain gay.
Sender: r******
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan UK gaya,Airport per immigration officer:What is ur name?

pathan:Umar Daraz Khan
Officer:say in english?
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long Life Khan.
Sender: r******
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms Jin

kia hukm he mere aaqa...?
PATHAN:
aik shair sunado...
Jin:
hukm karein fuzul baat nhi...
me jin hun FARAZ nhi...
PATHAN:
wah wah wah..
Sender: r******
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms 1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:
Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?
Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai
Sender: salim
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.
Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.
Kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama
kar do
Sender: salim
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya t
um khush hojaye gi.
Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.
Sender: salim
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms 1 shakhs Qabristan se guzar raha tha k Achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par p
adi, jis pe likha tha "IMANDAR WAQEEL"
Usne 2,3 martaba padha, or bohat hairan hua:
Phir bola:
.
.
"Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 Aadmi dafan kar diye hain"
Sender: salim
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar

so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
Sender: salim
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms Phool Mein Phool,

Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.
Ab is SMS KO ~ 'PHOOL' ~ K Baghair Parho
Dekhna Tumhara Naam aaega
Sender: salim
Date: 12-07-2009
Funny Sms In Court Judge Said to Women:

U R Realy Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai
Random Sms
Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we don t need to carry
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009
Zubi
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Thori app koshish karo
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 29, 2009School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se
kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
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Adult SmsNo CommentsManzil par punchane ke talab
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 29, 2009Manzil par puhanchne ki talab hoti he jin
Jawano mein
FARAZ
Raste me khare ho kar wo BACHIAN nahi Tarte.
Faraz SmsNo CommentsWe cannot get
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other s
Smaller Defects
(:
Stay Blessed .. !!
Friendship SmsNo CommentsCelebrated by power cut
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009In USA Every Year Edison s Birthday Is Cele
brated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours!
Funny SmsNo CommentsBaap ko gali dee
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Santabanta SmsNo Comments3 more days to pay rent
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Funny SmsNo Comments2010 ka bacha teacher say
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 20092010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
.
Tution parhne k liye..
Funny sms
Funny SmsNo CommentsItna usay parha ke yaad ho gaya
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009Sheher-E-Khayal-O-Khuwab Mein Abad Ho Gay
a,
Itna Usay Parha Ke Mujhay Yaad Ho Gaya,,
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jis Ke Fareeb-O-Hisar Main,
Wo Aur Hi Kisi Ka Mere Bad Ho Gaya,,
Aandhi Hawa Ka Saath Nibhanay Ke Shok Mein,
Koi Tabah Hua
Koi Barbad Ho Gaya,,
Apni To Sari Umr Aseeri Mein Kat Gayi,

Jis Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li
Azaad Ho Gaya,,
Pehlay To Paaniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Meri,

Phir Youn Hua Ke Aaina Eejaad Ho Gaya . . . /
Send Love poetry
Biology ki miss: girls can u tel me exactly where is ur heart?
All girls shouted loudly :
"F@@Z"
K
pass!
.
MISS smile & said:
mera b
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Pieces On: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSSim Card - Cellphone
A Smile Is Like A
Sim card
&
Life Is Like A Cellphone
Whenever
You Insert The
Sim card Of A Smile ,
A Beautiful Day Is
Activated
Good Morning
&
Keep Smiling (:
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: wahabi On: Sunday, February 15, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mess
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SMSBREAKING NEWS:
My Words Are Antibiotic,
My Smile Is analgesic,
My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,
My Presence Is Antiseptic,
My Feeling Is antipyretic.
Thats Why I Am Pharmacist.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Pieces On: Thursday, February 12, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSThought of the day
Thought of the day
The two dangerous weapons that can make 2 man enemies.
1) A girl's smile
And
2) A girl's tears.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Farida Jalal On: Monday, February 09, 2009 | SMS Length:
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SMSkeep Smiling
Silence n Smile r 2 powrful tools..
Smile is da way 2 solv many problms &
Silence is da way 2 avoid many problms..
Keep smiling & Enjoy ur life silently..!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Pieces On: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSHave A great Week
Wish 4 u
Great start 4 sunday
No obstacles 4 monday
No stress 4 tuesday
No worry 4 wednesday
Smile 4 thursday
Party 4 friday
Great fun 4 saturday
Have a great week all the best
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: wahabi On: Tuesday, February 03, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSSmile Please
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile bcoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: wahabi On: Tuesday, February 03, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSLovely Birthday
Its a dedicated ceremony,
an anniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way & have a lovely birthday.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: wahabi On: Thursday, January 29, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMS YOU ARE SPECIAL
When tears come out of your eyes,
Reason "You r Sad"
When you smile,
Reason "You are Happy"
But When you receive a msg without any reason,

It means??
"YOU ARE SPECIAL"
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: faisal On: Friday, January 23, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Messa
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SMSTusi Vi Na Bus
Birds+Sky=Lovely Day
Forest+Animal=Nature's Gift
Stars+Moon=Romantic Night
You+Your Smile=Hai RABBA
Tusi Vi Na Bus
Dara Hi Dete Ho.
Open ur eyes
So the sun can rise
Flower can blossom
Birds can sing
Because all are waiting to see ur
~~"""Beautiful Smile"""~~
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Pretty Woman On: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 | SMS Length:
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SMSSmiLe Is asIgn Ov hapPiness
EvrEy SmiLe Is asIgn Ov hapPiness
Evrey Tear Is aSign Ov brOkeness
EveRy SiLenCe Is asiGn Ov LoneLineSs
anD
Every SMS Is a SiGn Ov RemEmbaranCe*=)
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lovebirds On: Sunday, January 18, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSBreak d Mirror
In 3 ways u can break d mirror.
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lovebirds On: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSWen u smile the
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but w
en u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: F Khan On: Wednesday, January 07, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSEvery SMS
Every tear is a sign of Brokenness,
Every silence is a sign of Loneliness,

Every smile is a sign of Kindness,
Every SMS is a sign of Rememberance.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Abdul Basit Ansari On: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 | SMS L
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SMSSENT WITH A SMILE
SENT WITH A SMILE
God in heaven,
God above
Please protect the one I love,
Sent with a smile,
Sealed with a kiss,
I love the one who is reading this.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lovebirds On: Sunday, December 28, 2008 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSI wish that I could be
I wish that I could be with you,
All throughout each day,
Therefore the smile on my face,
Would never have to go away.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 | SMS Leng
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SMSHELLO kehna!
SmS jaa k unko "HELLO" kehna!
Smile kare tu "SO SWEET" kehna!
Delete kare tu "DUFFER" kehna!
AUR
Parhne k baad agar mujhe miss kary tu
"SAME 2 U" kehna!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Send Free SMS On: Saturday, November 29, 2008 | SMS Leng
69
SMSYar mujhe police ny pakar liya hy
Yar mujhe police ny pakar liya hy
For killing 6 Girls I didn't kill them
Qasam say! Maine tu sirf "SMILE" di
Thi OR Wo khushi se Mar gayin
Kuch Kar Yaar!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Rooman Qamar On: Sunday, November 23, 2008 | SMS Length:
70
SMSDo U know?
Do U know?
"TEARS" Can b sometimes more special than "SMILE"

Smile can b given 2 anyone
but Tears R only 4 those people,
Whom we don't want 2 "LOSE"
Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
yr:
yr:
yd:
yr:
yr:
yahoo i m in Medical college

kahan phans Gaya? Help me
severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
aah soon it ll b over
finaly it ll b over
House job: i did it

Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri jawani :(
posted in Funny SMS
If
If
If
If
If
u
u
u
u
i
have 1
have 1
have 2
have 3
m your
father, call me
father, call me.
fathers, sms me.
fathers, miss call me.
father, just ignore this message.
posted in Funny SMS

Most important source of finance
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law .
posted in Funny SMS
I was sitting on daddy s lap.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy s lap.
posted in Funny SMS
I just feel u .
I just feel u .
Whenever I feel u .
I just miss u ..
Whenever i miss u .
I just wanna See u .
Do u know why .
It s juts because
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
posted in Funny SMS
SMS on these time
Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai
posted in Funny SMS
Ghori kinnay charhaya
Who let you get on the horse
You witch s child?
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Can t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k :p:d
Turtle
.!i!i!i!.
(".)i!i!i!i!..
j j j Sorry
i m
Late..
i wanted 2 wish u good night

but i walked too slow
so,
Good M0rning!
Sender: R******
Date: 10-07-2009
Funny Sms Girl;kia tum mereashiq ho?

boy;
haan hoo:
girl:to phir mujhe 100 ka easyload bhej do
boy:main tumhara ashiq hoon "ufone"walon ka damad nahi
Sender: majid
Date: 09-07-2009
Funny Sms Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away
Sender: said wali khattak
Date: 09-07-2009
Funny Sms A man hunt a DEER, cooks it & does not tell kids what it is. He gives
a hint :its something that your mom calls me,
Son shouts: Na khana "KHOTA" HA.

Sender: ZUBAIR
Date: 09-07-2009
Funny Sms SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB PR BAP KA NAM LIKH RAHA THA...
KISI NE POCHA YE KYA KR RAHE HO?
SARDAR:BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON..
Sender: jawad ahmed
Date: 08-07-2009
Funny Sms SORRY 4 LATE SMS

ACTUALLY
POLICE ARRESTED ME 4KILLING A GIRL.
I SWEAR i DID'T KILL HER
I JUST ASKED HER "WILL U MARRY ME"
BECHARI KHUSHI SE HI MARR GAE!
Sender: Nauman 007
Date: 08-07-2009
Funny Sms DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE "FARAZ",

YE KEH KAR VO MERI UNGLI DARWAZEY ME PHANSAA GAI
Sender: bisma jamil baloch
Date: 07-07-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan ki mout ka waqt qareeb aaya,

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.
.
.
.
ab pathan ki mout par b tumey latifa chahiye
REHEM karo yaar,
pathan ko sukoon se marney to do...!
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 07-07-2009
Funny Sms KABI KABI LAIT KAR YE SOCHTA HON FARAZ",

AGAR BAIT KAR SOCHON TO KON C QAYAMAT AAJAAIGI
Sender: B!$M@ JAMIL
Date: 07-07-2009
Funny Sms Ek Larki Ne Mujh Ko Aadhi Raat Ko Phone Kia :Ghar Ajao
Ghar Per Koi Nahi Hai :Mein Chala Gaya :Waqai Wahan Tu Koi Nahi Tha...
" T A A L A "
Lock Laga Hua Tha...
Date: 07-07-2009
Funny Sms BUS ITNA HI KAHA THA K BARSON KA PYASA HON FARAZ
US NE PIPE MOUN ME DAL KR MOTOR HI CHALA DALI
Sender: Asif Shakeel
Date: 06-07-2009
Funny Sms aik admi dosrey se:mere ghar me 2 mahiney ho gay choola nahi jala,
dosra admi kuch paisey dekar:kaash me tumari zyada madad kar sakta,
1 admi: nahi nahi ye kafi hen aaj raat pizza hut me dinner k liye...!
Sender: bisma jamil ahmed
Date: 02-07-2009
Funny Sms Chalo

2009
ka
1
or
aisa
sawal
jo
shayad
aap
ki
neend
haram
kar de
Sawal
ye
hai
1 ghar me 2 pagal they, 1 ka naam tha"TU-PAGAL" doosrey ka naam tha "MAIN-PAGAL"

. "TU-PAGAL ghar se bahir chala gaya.
to ghar main kon bacha?????
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 02-07-2009
Funny Sms Agar dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do.
Kya ap ko Pagal Pan ke dure parna band ho gaya hai?
Sender: Nauman Tariq
Date: 29-06-2009
Funny Sms GEO NAY MUJ SAY 5 CROR KA SWAL POUCHA "PAKISTAN MEIN AISIA KON HA JO 3
0 DIN MEIN 1 BAR NAHATA HA? YAKEEN KARO 5 CROR THUKRA DIYA MAGAR AP KA NAAM NAHI
BATIYA
Sender: ZUBAIR
Date: 27-06-2009
Funny Sms shair arz ha ji:

hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha
Sender: ayesha majid
Date: 26-06-2009
Funny Sms teri nazron se hum gayal ho gay

tere SmS k hum qayal ho gaye
sms kya free ho gaye
aap jese buddu b shayar ho gaye
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 25-06-2009
Funny Sms kal raat teri yaad me itna aansu bahatey rahe
wa wa phir
kal raat teri yaad me yun ansu behtey rahey
wawa phir
k parosi us se kaprey aur bartan dhontey rahey
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 25-06-2009
Funny Sms paper paas aaye

Dil gabraye
examiner na janey.. kesa paper banaye
ab to mera dil,..jagey na sota he
kya karoon haaye
yaad nahi hota he
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 24-06-2009
Funny Sms pathan ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jan
a he,
pathan: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?
beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.
pathan 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
pathan: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....!
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Dulha on wedding
Yeh Muskan
Mobilink wali say
Har ik roop main
Har ik roop main
Sarah ka boyfriend
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U r Attractive
Dum par baithe
dil ko pata tha

Acha dost Kon?
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Dirty Sms
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Eid Sms
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Flirt Sms
Friendship Sms
Funny adult sms
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Funny Sms
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Gandy Sms
Get Well Soon
Ghazal
Good Morning Sms
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Karo sms
kiss sms
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Messages
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Naughty sms
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Others
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Poetry
Poetry Sms
Politics Sms
Punjabi Sms
Rainy Day Sms

Ramazan Sms
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main n
ew admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
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Funny Sms, Pathan SmsNo CommentsLarki app ko kiss karay
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009Funny Sms
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
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KHUWAB..
Funny SmsNo CommentsKisi naik orat ko janchana
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 28, 2009Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho
K..
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Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To
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Srf itna pta kro k Wo
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Star plus tou nahi dekhti.
Post Funny Sms to karo sms
Funny SmsNo CommentsWaqat zaya na karo
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 25, 2009Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.

Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
Bus Ek Minute Aur
Cool SmsNo CommentsPaigham kuch aisa likho
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 25, 2009Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa Likho.
K Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Hojaye.
Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do.
K Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.
MessagesNo CommentsDo tohfay
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 25, 2009Tumharey Waastay rakhay hain do Tohfay,
Dil Ibtida k liye, Jaan Inteha k liye
Urdu Love Sms
UrduNo CommentsRelated to you next door family
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 25, 2009Friend: So, You are Distantly Related to
the you next door family.
Are you?
Sardar: Yes, Their Dog is our Dog s brother.
Sardar SmsNo CommentsZara udaas houn lakin zara..
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 24, 2009Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara
Masroor Bhi hon.
Tumharay Paas Hon Shayad,
Shayad Door bhi hon.
Yoon Pathreelay Raston Pay
Chalna Shoq Nahi Mera.
Kuch Muaamla Chahat ka Hai
Kuch Majboor Bhi hon.
Muhabbat Ho Gai Tum se Bus
Itni Khata hay Meri.
Mana k Mujrim Hon Magar
BayQasoor Bhi hon.
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of
ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: funny sms On: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 | SMS Length:1
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SMSFriendship with Style
Jiski stupid c batain lagti hon Cute,
Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot,
Jiskay sath lartay huye bhi aajaye smile,
Usay kehte hain Friendship with Style.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Funter On: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSLove u more than u...
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: faisal On: Tuesday, November 04, 2008 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSSmile in pleasure,
Smile in pleasure,
Smile in pain;
Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile coz someone cares 4 U.
Keep Smiling.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, October 26, 2008 | SMS Length:1
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SMSLovely Smile on your Face
Forward this msg to 10 peoples
&
You will get nothing!!!
Its true.
Its working.
Even I didnt get anything!!!
Except a Lovely Smile on your Face.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Farhan Rajput On: Saturday, August 23, 2008 | SMS Length
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SMSTwice a day Everyday
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Farhan Rajput On: Monday, July 28, 2008 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSBIWI AUR SHOHER
Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.
Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha t
o meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Khurram Saleem On: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 | SMS Length
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SMSBest Tube Light

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Jasper On: Friday, July 11, 2008 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSDoctor s prescription
Doctor s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor s fee? An sms when u r free.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: iRFAnSajiD On: Wednesday, June 04, 2008 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSSome times ur existence
Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.
Woh konsa juice hai jo hum pee nahi sakte?
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"DJUICE"
Sender: Sohail Azad
Date: 24-06-2009
Funny Sms Hi.

1 job offer hai
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SALARY Rs. 500,000/.
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.Karni hai to reply karo
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zyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hai
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bas Samandar me wiper marna hai...
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 22-06-2009
Funny Sms Sardar School me hans raha tha. 1 larka bola chup kar jao.
Sardar: kyon! tum kon ho?
Larka: me MONITAR hoon.
Sarda bola: me CPU hoon.
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 22-06-2009
Funny Sms i like three things in mY LIFE:

(1) BIRYANI.
(2) COCA COLA.
(3) YOU..
REASON:
BIRYANI 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
and YOU....
beta bartan kon uthaey ga
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 20-06-2009
Funny Sms best punishment that u would give 2 a boy,

give him a mobile phone, full of cell numbers of girlz...
and then put him in a place where there is no NETWORK!!!!
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 20-06-2009
Funny Sms YE keh kar vo muje chor kar chali gai faraz"
muje neend aati he 11 bajey k baad
tumara package shuru hota he 12 bajey k baad
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 20-06-2009
Funny Sms aik pathan larki walon k ghar gaya,

larki walon ne kaha k kuch deir in dono ko 7 beth kar gup shup karni chahiye , t
akey mizaaj mil jaen,
jab pathan ne larki ko akeley dekha to poocha,: behen aapke kitne bhaaie hen?
larki jal kar boli: pehley 3 tey ab 4 ho gay....
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 19-06-2009
Funny Sms World cup harne ke baad...

yuvraj ki ammi ne us se kaha:beta bazar se dahi lado...
yuvraj ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren ge is liye burqa pehen nikla...
bazar puhncha hi tha k ek aurat ne us pucha...

tum yuvraj ho na?
us ne ghabra k kaha nahi tou....
us aurat ne kaha...
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"DARO NAHI MAI DHONI HUN"!!!!!!!
Sender: Umair Sadiq
Date: 19-06-2009
Funny Sms A student flips a coin & think$

Head: I will go to sleep
Tail: I will watch a movie
Stand: I will listen to music
Stay in air: I will Study
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 18-06-2009
Funny Sms Sardar: Express kitne baje ati hai?

TT: 9 Baje
Sardar: Local?
TT: 1 Baje
Sardar: Mall Gaddi?
TT: 12 Baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
Sardar: Patri cross karni hai.
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 18-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gaya

Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 17-06-2009
Funny Sms you to "DON" mazaq kia nahi karta

dukh to kia gham dia nahi karta
ye to baat aap jaisey dost ki hai
warna SMS to kia "DON" kisi ko apna number b dia nahi karta
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 17-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 Potta Dada se

Dada mai apni girlfriend ko kya doon
Dada: wo dekhne me kesi hai
Potta: boht khubsurat hai
Dada: to phir us ko mera no. de do
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 17-06-2009
Funny Sms Aik Pathan ke baiti paida hui, us ki biwi ne kaha, ghazab ho gia, ab l
arke is ko phansai ghe. Pathan, hum ne is ka bandobast kar lia he. Hum is ka naa
m Baji rakhe ga., Ha ha ha.
Sender: M. Shahbaz
Date: 17-06-2009
Funny Sms aey Qom k nojavanon:

utho,
utho apni qom ki bhlai me madad karo.
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tarraqi me uska saath do.
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acha aap ho, to pir se so jao isi me mulk ki bhlaaii he......!
Sender: bisma jamil karachi
Date: 16-06-2009
Funny Sms Ab to deshat gardian is Qadar barh gai hen faraz",

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sher kisi aur ka hota he, naam mera thok dete hen
Sender: bisma Al_baloshi
Date: 16-06-2009
Funny Sms :$* DUA *:$

jo muje bhool jaye, uska mobile toot jaye..
charger jal jaye, USKI sim block ho jaye..
misscall karey to receive ho jaye,
aur card load karey to balance hi na aaye....!
Date: 16-06-2009
Funny Sms YEH KEH K fARAZ KO CHOR GAYA RAJA.

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K DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY TO BUS PAKAR K AJA..
Sender: AZIZ
Date: 16-06-2009
Funny Sms Pathan apna saman le k GEO k office pohncha aur puchha:
Wo Baji kahan hai jo news k baad kehti hai, 'Humaray saath rahiye ga?'Am us k sa
th rehne aaya ae
Sender: rijaalvi
Date: 16-06-2009
Funny Sms kamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style he

kamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style he
mu dhoney ki tameez nahi aur haath me mobile he
Date: 15-06-2009
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FARAZ, NEECHEY KA MSG parho, muj se naraaz ho kya?
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tum q msg parh rahe ho, tum faraz ho kya?
Date: 15-06-2009
Funny Sms Garmi se bachne ka wonderful tarika..

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pata chaley to muje lazmi batana
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 15-06-2009
Funny Sms Ik sardar ne apney pooter nu gaadi le k diti. Naal udda haath katt dit
a.
pooter ne haath katen di wajha pochi.
Sardar repllied.
pooter gaadi ik haath wich theek renddi ay
Sender: Rizwan
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain

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Socho
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Socho
Socho
or socho
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Nhi Aaya samajh
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Nahi
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I Tel U
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Q K Hum Paani Ko Paani Ko Khaa Nhi Saktay!!!!
Sender: shama
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms What iz 143?

I Love u?
No
I Hate u?
No
I Miss u?
No
I Wish u?
No
143 means.
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE
MATHS ME DEHAN DO,ROMANCE MAIN NAI...;]
Sender: maths master
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms ''SAJJAD ALI'' ne kya khoob kaha hy k
''Chal rehnday''
Sender: FaRaZ
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms I M LAMP

U R LIGHT
I M COKE
U R SPRITE
I M SAWAN
U R BADAL
I M NORMAL
U R.....
!
?
U R
ALSO NORMAL!
KHUD PE HI SHAK KARTY HO!!
Sender: pakistan zindabad
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan ko aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha 1 din pathan ne new sim
kharid kr use msg kia main ne wo number band ker diya hai ab tera bap bhi mujhe
tang nhai karta sakta
Sender: tayyeb
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan dopahar ko pathan k ghar gaya.

pathan: chalo dinner karte hain,admi: yar dopahr ko to lunch karte hain
pathan:oh yara par khana to kal raat waala hai
Sender: maira meer

Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms begum:may driver ko nokri say nikaal rahi hon kyon k aaj me doosri bar
martay martay bachi hoon.
shohar:begum isay ek aur moqa to do..
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms aik intehai educational shair arz hai:

honto pe hai lipstick n naina kajal se lais
neutralization is the reaction of acid wid base!
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms baap:beta shadi k din susraal wale scooter den to car maangna,computer
de to laptop mangna,dukan de to ghar mangna,
beta:aba larki de to amma maang loon.
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar

sab do din ki masti hay
tera husn b tab tak salamat hai
jab tak! FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms Garmi se bachney k lye

Ente Password
******
N*****
NA****
NAH***
NAHA**
NAHAL*
NAHALO
Code accepted.
Welcme to
bathroom
Sender: Rizwana Khan
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms itna haseen kese muskura lete ho

ITNA QATEEL KESE SHARMA LETE HO
aik baat to batana dost
bachpan se aise ho ya surat esi bana lete ho
Sender: Bi$ma Baloch
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms moulana sahab: aaj kal t.v me channel bohat kharaab aarahe hen.
1 admi ye sun kar bola: nahi hamarey to bilkul theek hen aap apna cabel check ka
rwalen
Sender: bisma baloch
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms animals

ki
khususiat
Bandar:
Khata hai
Dog:
Wafadar hota hai
plz
agay
mat
parhna
ruko
mat
parho
Gadha: wohi karta hai jis kam se mana kia jaye

Sender: Shahnaz Zia
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms Aap duniya k bewaqoof tareen Insan ho

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Uper bata diya na............
ab niche kya Certificate lainey aye ho.......? Hain
.
Sender: Shahnaz Zia

Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 Sardar apne Baap ki death par boht roya phir us ki sister ka fone aa
ya fone sun kar aur bhi rone lagga
Logon ne pocha Q ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Meri ben da vi abba mar gaya hai.......
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms Sharabi ne Moulana Sahab se Poocha:

Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho?
Moulana Sb: Ha Kyon Nahi
Sharabi: to police ne meri 20 bottlein pakri hain plz. churwa do
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 12-06-2009
FARAZ, NEECHEY KA MSG parho, muj se naraaz ho kya?
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tum q msg parh rahe ho, tum faraz ho kya?
Date: 15-06-2009
Funny Sms Garmi se bachne ka wonderful tarika..

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pata chaley to muje lazmi batana
Sender: bisma jamil

Date: 15-06-2009
Funny Sms Ik sardar ne apney pooter nu gaadi le k diti. Naal udda haath katt dit
a.
pooter ne haath katen di wajha pochi.
Sardar repllied.
pooter gaadi ik haath wich theek renddi ay
Sender: Rizwan
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain

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Socho
.
Socho
Socho
or socho
.
Nhi Aaya samajh
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Nahi
.
I Tel U
.
Q K Hum Paani Ko Paani Ko Khaa Nhi Saktay!!!!
Sender: shama
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms What iz 143?

I Love u?
No
I Hate u?
No
I Miss u?
No
I Wish u?
No
143 means.
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE
MATHS ME DEHAN DO,ROMANCE MAIN NAI...;]
Sender: maths master

Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms ''SAJJAD ALI'' ne kya khoob kaha hy k
''Chal rehnday''
Sender: FaRaZ
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms I M LAMP

U R LIGHT
I M COKE
U R SPRITE
I M SAWAN
U R BADAL
I M NORMAL
U R.....
!
?
U R
ALSO NORMAL!
KHUD PE HI SHAK KARTY HO!!
Sender: pakistan zindabad
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan ko aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha 1 din pathan ne new sim
kharid kr use msg kia main ne wo number band ker diya hai ab tera bap bhi mujhe
tang nhai karta sakta
Sender: tayyeb
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan dopahar ko pathan k ghar gaya.

pathan: chalo dinner karte hain,admi: yar dopahr ko to lunch karte hain
pathan:oh yara par khana to kal raat waala hai
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms begum:may driver ko nokri say nikaal rahi hon kyon k aaj me doosri bar
martay martay bachi hoon.
shohar:begum isay ek aur moqa to do..
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms aik intehai educational shair arz hai:

honto pe hai lipstick n naina kajal se lais
neutralization is the reaction of acid wid base!
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms baap:beta shadi k din susraal wale scooter den to car maangna,computer
de to laptop mangna,dukan de to ghar mangna,
beta:aba larki de to amma maang loon.
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar

sab do din ki masti hay
tera husn b tab tak salamat hai
jab tak! FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai
Sender: maira meer
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms Garmi se bachney k lye

Ente Password
******
N*****
NA****
NAH***
NAHA**
NAHAL*
NAHALO
Code accepted.
Welcme to
bathroom
Date: 13-06-2009
Funny Sms itna haseen kese muskura lete ho

ITNA QATEEL KESE SHARMA LETE HO
aik baat to batana dost
bachpan se aise ho ya surat esi bana lete ho
Sender: Bi$ma Baloch

Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms moulana sahab: aaj kal t.v me channel bohat kharaab aarahe hen.
1 admi ye sun kar bola: nahi hamarey to bilkul theek hen aap apna cabel check ka
rwalen
Sender: bisma baloch
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms animals

ki
khususiat
Bandar:
Khata hai
Dog:
Wafadar hota hai
plz
agay
mat
parhna
ruko
mat
parho
Gadha: wohi karta hai jis kam se mana kia jaye

Sender: Shahnaz Zia
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms Aap duniya k bewaqoof tareen Insan ho

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Uper bata diya na............
ab niche kya Certificate lainey aye ho.......? Hain
.
Sender: Shahnaz Zia
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 Sardar apne Baap ki death par boht roya phir us ki sister ka fone aa
ya fone sun kar aur bhi rone lagga
Logon ne pocha Q ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Meri ben da vi abba mar gaya hai.......
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms Sharabi ne Moulana Sahab se Poocha:

Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho?
Moulana Sb: Ha Kyon Nahi
Sharabi: to police ne meri 20 bottlein pakri hain plz. churwa do
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 12-06-2009
Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what s that?
It s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
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SMSSMILE
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
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SMSGOLA GANDA
A smile gives red colour to your checks,
white colour to you teeth,
pink colour to your nose,
silver colour to your eyes,
So keep smiling and become a GOLA GANDA.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, May 04, 2008 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSMuft ki smile
Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and Beats
Night and Moon.

Music and Songs.
Roses and Love.
Fish and Water.
My costly messages and ur muft ki smile.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Sunday, May 04, 2008 | SMS Length:1 Mes
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SMSBrush Properly
Smile is a language of Love,
Smile is a way to Success,
Smile is to win the Hearts,
Smile improves you Personality,
So,
"Brush Properly".
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Thursday, May 01, 2008 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSTOUCH could HEAL
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dapper On: Saturday, February 02, 2008 | SMS Length:1 Me
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SMSMy heart for you
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for
you will never end. I love you!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Funster On: Saturday, February 02, 2008 | SMS Length:1 M
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SMSDOST DOST DOST
Jiski stupid baatein bhi lagti ho cute,
Sacha lagta hai jiska har jhooth,
Jiske saath ladte hue bhi aa jaye smile,
Copy karte hai woh humara style,
Har baat pe usko hazaar nakhre dikhate hai,
Aur problem mein jaa ke uska hi sar khate hain..
Woh aur koi nahi, dost kehlate hain.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Zindagi Rocks On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | SMS Leng
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SMSNever Stop ur Smile
Never Stop ur Smile Even When U R Sad....
Because
You Never Know Who's Falling In LoveWith Your Smile...
For The World You May Be A Person
But
For Some One You May Be The World........
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Zindagi Rocks On: Saturday, November 10, 2007 | SMS Leng
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SMSJanaab
Jiski ek smile per hai duniya fida,
Jisko dil na honey de Juda,
Jiska Style hai Lajawab,
Woh aap nahi Hum hain Janaab.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p
posted in Funny SMS
What gift you want for your birthday
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
posted in Funny SMS
A love letter from biscuit maker
A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position
posted in Funny SMS
What does ILU means?
What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu
tum kya samjhey they
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
posted in Funny SMS
Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
This was a missed call
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages

to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid This was a missed call
posted in Funny SMS
Girls r like phones
Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked toobut if u press the
wrong button
u ll be disconnected!
posted in Funny SMS
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Ae hawa tujhe kasam hai chand ratoon ki
ab
ki
bar
jo
sher-e-jana
se
guzar
ho
sargoshi
main
use
itna
keh
dena
.
.
.
.
Pagal e oye
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 12-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 farishta dekhta he k kuch log dozakh me bare araam se so rahe hen...
vo 2sry farishte se poochta he: hairat he itni garmi me itna sukoon....????
2nd farishta: ye log subay sindh se aaye hen
Date: 11-06-2009
Funny Sms ya rab is mehengaai me muje tu abaad kardey.........

.
.
.
vo jo gali k nukkar par tandoor wala he.muje tu uska ghar damaad kar dey
Date: 11-06-2009
Funny Sms if u read my sms, its mean "i m smart"

if u save my sms,"its mean" im smart"
if u 4wd my sms its mean" im smart"
if u delete my sms, u jealous becoz Im smart
Date: 11-06-2009
Funny Sms cigerette noshi sehat k liye muzer he faraz"

ye keh kar vo muje nasvaar de gaya
Date: 11-06-2009
Funny Sms teacher : story sunao

sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay
Sender: mohisn
Date: 10-06-2009
Funny Sms 75years old lady na Newspaper ma add dya

"ZAROORAT_e_RISHTA
7din k Bad Ek letter Aya
"Ama is umer main Rishtay Nahi, Frishtay atay hain"
Sender: Muhammad ijaz siddiqui
Date: 10-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 angrez urdu sikhne k liey Pakistan aya.kuch wqt k bad wo wapas gaya.
..
Logon ne us se pucha.k us ne kia sikha.
us ne kaha
.
.
.
Bijli chally gaee.
Bijli aa gai.
Sender: *Rizwana Khan*
Date: 07-06-2009
Funny Sms Tmam Muslims se apeal hai k Khuda k liye WALLS ice cream mat khain q k
.
.
.
.
.
"DUSRON KO KHATAY DEKH KER MERA B DIL KERTA HAI OR MERA GALA KHARAB HAI"
Date: 07-06-2009
Funny Sms Plzz Ignore Nahee Kerna,

Pehley Mein Bhi In Sab Baton Ko Nahe Manta Tha . . .
Yeh SmS Zaida Se Zaida Logon Ko Send Kerney Se Aap K or Hum Sab K Dilon Ko Tasal
li MileyGi . . .
.
.
.
.
"" LAKH LANAT HO "
K.E.S.C " Walon Per . . .
Date: 04-06-2009
Funny Sms Sardar :- Tum Pathanon Ne Kabhi Koi Kabil-e-Fakhar Kaam Bhi Kia Hai ?
Pathan :- Oyee Khocha Tum Ko Pata He Nahee Hai . . . Hamara Kaam K Barey Mein .
. .
1,Pakistan Mein World Cup Kon Laya ?
Nahe Pata Na . . .
Imran Khan. . .
2,Pakistan Mein Atom Bumb Kiss Ne Banaya ?
Yeh Bhi Nahe Pata . . .
Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan Ne. .
Or Suno
3,Pakistan Kiss Ne Banaya Hai Yeh Tu Pata Hoga ?
Kia Kaha Nahe Pata Sharam Kero
Quaid-e-Azam Khan Ne . . .
Date: 04-06-2009
Funny Sms Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz

Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
Sender: abdul ahad
Date: 03-06-2009
Funny Sms AI DOST FARAMOSH TERA HOSH KAHA HAI

HADDIAN TO REH GAY TERA GHOSHT KAHA HAI
Sender: hamza
Date: 02-06-2009
Funny Sms wo choom to leta merey haseen hathon ko sanam

.
.
.
.
.
.
agar usay thapar ka dar na hota.
Sender: sanam khan
Date: 01-06-2009
Funny Sms Sardar jaldy 1 glass juice do larae hona waly h.

.
1 glass panay k bad,
.
1 glass or do larae hona waly h.
Juice wala:larae kab hogy,
.
.
.
Sardar:jb tu pasa manga ga,
Sender: Zahid Khan
Date: 01-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 Sardar ko TELENOR operatr ky job mil gae,

.
.
pahlay hy din call ae
''Sir mary TELENOR ky sim blok ho gae ha.
.
.
Sardar:Te phir UFONE di sim la la..
Sender: Zahid Khan
Date: 01-06-2009
Funny Sms 1 pathan dosre pathan se:agr tum ye batado k meri tokri main kya hai t
o sarey anday tery,
aur agr tu ye batade k kitne hain to 8 ky 8 tere.
Sender: maira meer
Date: 31-05-2009
Funny Sms pathan halwai sy............... tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho
& .............. halwai fakhar sy bola ...... 30 saal se........................
pathan ...... bari sharam ki bat hai aj tak jalebi seedhi nai bani....
Sender: umair baloch
Date: 30-05-2009
Funny Sms a student wrote a letter to his father from hostel .........dear dad:
no money| no fun: ur son? ........... his father replied ....so sad! very bad!..
.....ur dad...........?
Sender: bubli
Date: 30-05-2009
Funny Sms pathan ptrol pump pe gya waha likha tha "dont use mbl here"pathan ne a
pna mbl nikala or har dost ko phne kia or bola
"dont call me now i am at petrol pump"
Celebrating Aazmaish Day!
Aaj Dosto ko Azmany Ka Din Hai.
Apne Dosto Ko Jis Tarah Azmana Hai Azmao. Mai B Aapko Aazma Raha Hon.
Yaar 50 Ka EasyLoad To Karwado.
Friendship SmsNo CommentsZindagi k hain 2 jahan
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 22, 2009ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN..
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.
In DO-JAHAN k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.
Jo
YE
Jo
WO
chal rahi to
JAHAN,
ruk gai to
JAHAN.
Sanson Ki Is malaa main,

Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,
Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN
(S.A.W.W)
Islamic SmsNo CommentsEid Gift Box
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 22, 2009Eid Mubarak Sms
__
/__/|
|__|/Eid Gift Box.
What s Inside?
~
~
~
~
~
My
My
My
My
My
Prayers
Feelings
Love
Sincerity
Wishes
Only For You!

Always Be Happy and Eid-ul-Fitar Mubarak.
Eid Mubarak SmsNo CommentsCloseup se fresh karain

Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 22, 2009Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karen.
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karen.
CloseUp Se Fresh Karen.
Aur
Agar Phir bhi White Na Hon To
Bina Sharmaye.
HARPIC Use Karen.
Insult SmsNo CommentsBlessing of Allah New eid sms
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 21, 2009May the Blessings of ALLAH fill your
Life with happiness and open all doors of
Success now and always ..
Wish u a very Happy EID MUBARAK
Eid SmsNo CommentsChand Ko Chandni Mubarak
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Raat Ko Naya Chand Mubarak,
Chand Ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak Ko Sitare Mubarak.
Sitaroon Ko Bulandi Mubarak.
Aur Aap Ko Hamari Taraf Se:
Eid MUBARAK
Chand Raat SmsNo CommentsManwa lena rab say har baat
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Rahmato ki he ye raat,
Namazo ka rakhna sath,
Manwa lena Rab say har baat,
Duaon mein rakhna Humein yaad.
Mubarak ho ap ko RAMADAN ki CHAAD RAAT.
Chand Raat Sms
Dreaming of you makes my night worth while. Thinking of you makes me Smile. Havi
ng you is the best thing ever and Loving you is what I plan to do forever.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lupoka On: Monday, October 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Messa
ge(s) Email This
92
SMSLittle keys
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts.
A sms from you never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Lupoka On: Monday, October 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Messa
ge(s) Email This
93
SMSKeep Smiling!
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts you, Smile because someone cares for you
Keep Smiling!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wahaj On: Monday, October 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Messag
e(s) Email This

94
SMSSmiley Day
Seeing you smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships and difficulti
es that I have to go through that day.
Have a good smiley day!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wahaj On: Monday, October 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Messag
e(s) Email This
95
SMSHave a great Weekend
Whatever is warm & inspiring,
Whatever means most to you,
Whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that's what I wish for U!
Have a great Weekend.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, October 26, 2007 | SMS Length:1
96
SMSHAPPY BIRTHDAY
A smile is a curve,
That sets everything straight.
And wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots,
And receive a lots 4 days 2 come.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, October 26, 2007 | SMS Length:1
97
SMSGREETING 4 all AirTel
GREETING 4 all AirTel Team.
Today"s the "Festival of Lights" all over;
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day on Earth!
But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?
Denied of laughter, smiles for days;
Today"s the triumph of Good over bad;
But what about the wastage in much ways?
True joy is when you see someone else smile!
True charity gives joy in Heavenly style.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dapper On: Friday, October 26, 2007 | SMS Length:4 Messa
ge(s) Email This
98
SMSSmile ho jaye
Agar aapko bura na lage,
Mood bhi theek ho,
Time bhi paas ho,
Thora Ehsaas ho to,
Sab kaam chor k,

Agar dil manay to,
to
1
Smile ho jaye.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy:
99
SMSSmile a while
Smile a while and while
smile another smile and
and miles of smile just
i wish your day is full
Tom Cruise On: Monday, October 22, 2007 | SMS Length:1 M
you smile,
soon there will be miles
because you smiled,
of SMILE.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Master Mind On: Friday, September 28, 2007 | SMS Length:
100
SMSMiss you
)))) )))) ("v")
((((,,,,(((( 'v'
))))''''')))) ))))
(((( (((( ((((
a simple 'HI"
2 make you smile
& remind you of ME...
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS
How you control your anger
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
posted in Funny SMS
What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
posted in Funny SMS
I want to share all your worries

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It s very kind of you,
darling, But I don t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren t married yet.
posted in Funny SMS
A girl & boy were sitting alone
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.
posted in Funny SMS
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl
In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.
posted in Funny SMS
A person who surrenders
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS
is WISE.
is a HUSBAND.!
when he s WRONG, is HONEST.

when he s WRONG,
when not SURE,
even if he s RIGHT,
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

I am only a cartoonist
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I m only a cartoonist!
kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aya he
wah wah wh
Kabhi kabhi mere dil khayal ata he
.
.
Jab bijli nahe ati to bil kaha se ata he
Sender: anas mala

Date: 29-05-2009
Funny Sms unhoon nay yeh keh kar humari ice cream main oil dal dia faraz
kaih har cheez MEZAN main achi lagti hai
Sender: rania
Date: 29-05-2009
Funny Sms do u no whats the difference b/w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den
to arrange marriage
Sender: saeed
Date: 28-05-2009
Funny Sms nakal ka zamana aik din khatam hojayga

har class me faoji ajaega
5 saal tak koi metric na kar paega
tou har student centre se yeh keh kar jaega
AISA KAROGAY TO KON AYGA
Sender: maira meer
Date: 27-05-2009
Funny Sms aj tom & jerry ki barsi hy un ki yaad me plz .ye sms kam se kam 1 :CAR
TOON: ko zaror send karo Me ne tu apna farz pura kr dya Ab apki bari hai.....
Sender: bash jan
Date: 27-05-2009
Funny Sms Apke hath me mobile hai

chehre per khub smile hai
mSg'ki achi khasi file hai
Phir bhi SmS nahi karte
ye kaun sa stupid style hai
Sender: Pardesi Shah Muhammad Rahoojo
Date: 26-05-2009
Funny Sms 1stpathan:tm subah se mitti khod rahe ho,kya bat hai?
2ndpathan:kuch nai yar,dada ji ne kaha hai k maine unka name mitti me mila dia h
ai bas wohi dhoond raha hon.
Sender: maira meer
Date: 26-05-2009
Funny Sms 2 aadmion ki biviyan gum ho jati hain 1 dosray sy pochta hai teri wife
kesi hai dosra;blue eyes,brown hair,rosy lips or teri wali?
pehla;meri wali ko chor teri wali ko dhondte hain
Sender: LOVELY HINA
Date: 26-05-2009
Funny Sms 1st ghada yar mera malik muJhy bht marata hY
2nd ghada tu wahan sY bhag Q nI jata
1st mAY wahan sY bhag nHI skta
2nd Q
1st yar us ki ik pyari lrki hY jb wo sharat krti hY,tU wo us sY kehta hY teri sh
adi kisi ghady sY kr dunga bus ye sun k ruk jata hun
Sender: SANA
Date: 25-05-2009
Funny Sms zalim taliban ki Darindagi ka aik aur suboot.

swat main aik college ky samny. 5 masum student sy zaberdasti
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR CHEEN LI
Sender: altaf kalani
Date: 22-05-2009
Funny Sms sardar ka bachay na sardar sa pucha..

papa..!ap jab mar jao ge toh ap ko dafnyainya ya jalayian.
sardar.!Beta muj se kuch na pocho mujhe surprize dena.
Sender: namdar
Date: 22-05-2009
Funny Sms 1 billi chohay k pechay bhag rahi thi choha kafi aagay ja kar ruk jata
hai jaisy hi billi qareeb aati hai choha kehta hai
"BILLO RANI KAHO TO ABHI JAN DEDEN"
Sender: LOVELY HINA
Date: 21-05-2009
Funny Sms Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega

gham_e_touhin se kubul nahi ayega
maklul ki fitrat hi aye kafir
dimagh thak jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega
Sender: AFROZ ALAM
Date: 20-05-2009
Funny Sms kisi ne Majnoo se kaha teri Laila to hai kali

Majnoo ne jawab dia teri ankh nai ha dekhne wali
Sender: maira meer

Date: 20-05-2009
Funny Sms Memon at Petrol pump: Bhai 1Rs ka petrol Dal do Salesman: Bhai itna sa
ra petrol dalwa kar kahan jaogay
Momon: Jana kahan hai hum esay hi pesay uratay hain
Sender: Muhammad Waqas
Date: 20-05-2009
Funny Sms 1 hathi romantic mood main chonti ko cherta hai

choti gussay main hatni k pass ja k kehti hai k apnay awara shohar ko samjha k r
akho warna mard hamaray gher main bhi hain
Sender: LOVELY HINA
Date: 19-05-2009
Funny Sms do u no whats the difference b/w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den
to arrange marriage
Sender: LOVELY HINA
Date: 19-05-2009
Funny Sms garmiyan A gayi hai dost.

apnay sir per geela aur tanda kapra rakna.
dimaagh
per sooraj aag mat parnai dena
Q k
boosa jaldi aag pakartay hai
Sender: bilalzaib
Date: 19-05-2009
Funny Sms Suna hai app bahot Zaheen hain

Zara is swal ka jwab to den
Sawal: Larki ka koi aisa naam bataaen jis men " A,E,I,O,U" na aata ho?
It's challange 4 u
Sender: ABDUL
Date: 17-05-2009
Funny Sms i"i_______

__/l__l - - - - - l
L_(o)-l____(o)_l
MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
pagalo ko uthane ai hai

tujhe meri dosti ki kasam BHAG JA...
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Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
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Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.
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k Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do. ? Aur Khud So Jao. Good Night.
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Boy to girl: can i touch ur software. Gir
l: first show me ur hardware.
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Hello Everyone!

Whats up? I have txt u 2 ask that plz tell me k ap kitny rozy rakhna chahty hain
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Eid SmsNo CommentsWhich sentence girls use?
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Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation.
Boys use It when they want to end the relation.
Eid SmsNo CommentsNa janay kab milian bichray huay log
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Eid Aai to Khayal Aaya hamain
Jane kab bichray huye log milay.
Jee main Aata hai abhi tum se kahain
Eid ka Chand mubarak ho Tumhain.
Hum hain Khamosh Hamain Darr hai yehi
Lab Khulain gay to Pukarain gay Tumhain.
Tum ko Dekhay huye Sadiyan beetin
Tum se kehna hai yehi aaj hamain.
Maangna Bhool na jana hum ko.
Chand ko dekh k gar hath Uthain!
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Shugfta Shahdab Behad Adaab.
Pholon ki mehak Aabsharon ka Tarranum.
Shabab ka Umang, Kalion ka Tabassam.
Fizaon main Rachi Khushboo Jaise.
Sehar Angaiz Shagfoon, Dil awez naghmon jaise.
Bharpor Gungunate khayal main.
Khush kun adain jaise..
Khush adaa Machalti, Gungunati, Reshmi lehron jaise.
Haseen yadoon ki jal thal jaise.
Pur Kashish Eid aayi hai.
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Allah ki kitab jo puri duniya ki kitabo ki sardar,
Kitab ko lane wale
Jibrael (a.s.)
jo farishton kia sardar,
Jin per utra wo nabiyun kia sardar Hazrat Muhammed (s.a.w.w.) ,
Jis ummat par utra wo ummaton ki sardar,
Jis shehar mein utra wo shehron ka sardar
Makkah Madina ,
Jis mahine mein utra [...]
If
If
If
If
a kiss was a raindrop, I'd send u showers.

a hug was a second I'd send u hours.
a smile was water I'd send u a sea.
love was a person i'd send u me!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dapper On: Friday, August 24, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Messag
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SMSGreat Love
What IS great love?
Its wen u hide tears n still case 4 her.
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her.
Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Dapper On: Friday, August 24, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Messag
e(s) Email This
103
SMSWen u smile the
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.
Wen ur down people will rally behind u.
But wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Jesicka On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Message
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SMSSMILE
You do not know the effect you have on me,
Because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Nazim Khan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Mess
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SMSNOT TO FADE
Looking back on all these years,
All the smiles and all the tears,
I never want these memories to fade.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Irfan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Message(s
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SMSIT'S OVER
Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happend.
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Jasper On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSI hide my tears
I hide my tears when i say your name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though i smile and seem carefree there is no one who misses u more than me!!
Posted in: Smile SMSBy: Sumbul On: Sunday, July 29, 2007 | SMS Length:1 Message(
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SMSYou are Smiling
I'm an Alien.
I have just transformed myself into this Test.
As you are reading I'm having fun with your eyeballs.
I know that you like it because you are Smiling.
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
posted in Funny SMS
Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
posted in Funny SMS
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it s called High Blood Pressure:p.
posted in Funny SMS
yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
posted in Funny SMS
Past year performance repeated.
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:

Result declared, past year s performance repeated.
posted in Funny SMS
Girlfriend & police
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
posted in Funny SMS
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says, We ll kill him!
Other one says, We ll break his legs!
3rd one says:
choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!! :-)
Sardar ke bv ka rang kala tha,1din us ne red sari phne or sardar se pocha me kas
e la rhe hon Sardar:jase surme ke factory me aag lag gae ho.
Sender: Rashid Khan
Date: 15-05-2009
Funny Sms na jany kab sy os ky intzar main baitha tha Shad

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wo kisi aur sy mil ky chala b gia janab
Sender: Nadeem Awan
Date: 15-05-2009
Funny Sms Peyar karna koi JURAM tu nai Shad

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par Peyar kerny ki SAZA tu milti hai na janab
Sender: Nadeem Awan
Date: 15-05-2009
Funny Sms Fizao me tum ho

hawao me tum ho
baharo me tum ho
dhoop me tum ho
chhaon me tum ho
sach hi suna tha
BURI aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota
Sender: amrin
Date: 14-05-2009
Funny Sms Commerce k students agar film banaye toh...........

filmo k naam honge,
kabhi debit kabhi credit, mein AC ki deewani hoon,hum tax de chucke sanam, humar
a calculator aap k paas hai.
Sender: amrin
Date: 14-05-2009
Funny Sms Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain

1 wo jinko sacha pyar milta hay
or
.
2sra wo
jin ka
kharboza
meetha nikalta hay
"HAPPY KHARBOZA SEaSoN".:Sender: aqeel khan
Date: 14-05-2009
Funny Sms Im
the
Best
aq khan
can prove it
I can put cofee in cofe cup
Can u put world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile.
Can u send ur mobile 2 my adrress.
Sender: aqeel khan
Date: 14-05-2009
Funny Sms DAD;Paper kesa hua?

SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya
Q2 aa nhi raha tha
Q4 karna bhol gya
Q5 nazar nhi aya
Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
DAD:
OR Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!
Sender: aqeel khan
Date: 14-05-2009
Funny Sms jis ne maa ka dil dukhaya

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usne hamesha raksha chalaya
Sender: maira meer
Date: 14-05-2009
Funny Sms Friend nahi to life waste

Salt nahi to food waste
Story nahi to cinema waste
Mera SMS nahi to apka cell waste
Sender: SANA
Date: 13-05-2009
Funny Sms Good Night

Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that"s all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?
Sender: SANA
Date: 11-05-2009
Funny Sms usay kaha b tha k meri'jewelary ki shop nahi ha.

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phir bhi kehti hai "Mahi Mahi Mahi Menu Challa Pawa Day
Sender: ayesha
Date: 10-05-2009
Funny Sms British:

can u swim ?
Pathan:
No
British:
Dog is better than u bcoz it swims.
Pathan:
Can u swim ?
British:
yes
Pathan:
then whts the difference between u n dog.
Sender: imran mughal
Date: 07-05-2009
Funny Sms Lado soap,

Shan masala,
United mobiles,
Coca Cola,
Rooh Afza Sharbat,
Hashmi surma,
Pak fan,
National foods,
Honda motorcycles,
Pepsi cola,
Tapal tea banane waloon aur "MERI"janib sae
"GOOD MORNING"
Sender: Nasir
Date: 06-05-2009
Funny Sms Na cheeno mere nojwano se sms ki service Faraz

Ek yehi kam hy jo wo dil laga kr krte hain
Sender: CGS
Date: 04-05-2009
Funny Sms AIK SARDAR SUBAH SOCH RAHA THA OR RAAT KO SOCH TE SOCHTE MARGAYA
K MERI BAIHAN K DO OR MERA AIK BHAI KYOUN HAI
Sender: AMG KHAN
Date: 04-05-2009
Funny Sms Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey

Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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Koi CHUK Na Lei
Sender: Dawood Siddique
Date: 04-05-2009
Funny Sms Ek larki choak pe khari haoti hai..

ek larka us k pass jata hai n kehta hai...:"AAp ka naam kia hai....??"
larki jawab deti hai:
"
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mein kuin btaun....??"
Sender: Bader
Date: 03-05-2009
Funny Sms Aik Pakistani Japan mein Cooking ke muqabaly mein khaali pateeli mein
chamcha chala raha tha! Japani: Kya bana rahe ho?
Pakistani: Bewaqoof
Date: 01-05-2009
Funny Sms Dil karta hai k is dunya mein jo subse ziada khubsurat hai ussay jaan
se maar doon.. Par..
Kiya
Karun...
Khud-kushi karna b to haraam hai....
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No Signals, Massage not Sent.
That s What, We will see on 1st Day of
So
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Eid
before the Rush start.
Eid Sms
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Is Se Phele Network Jaam Hojaye.
Wishing Ka Silsila Aam Hojaye.
Aapko Dil Se Wish Karney Walon Main Mera Naam Hojaye.
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Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 20, 2009Choota sa ek lafz
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Dil main Khushion ki na jane
Kitne Phool Khilata hai.
Pheeky se Be-Kaif se din main
Shookhi k Rang sajata hai.
Jab EID k din ek Card mile.
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Eid mubarak Sms
Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
Tumhari
& they add a faster engine

Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN
posted in Funny SMS
Name one important thing
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
posted in Funny SMS
I wrote your name on my heart
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
posted in Funny SMS
Our friendship means a lot to me.
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again
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Make sure it s cheap
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
Remember 1 Thing Son
If U re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap
posted in Funny SMS
Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said
This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife
Company making tissues
Man 1:
I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.
Man 2:
Why, What Do You Do?
Man 1:
i ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers
;->
posted in Funny SMS
Elephant sat on mercedes
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ???
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Everyone Knows
The Mercedes bends ;->
Pehlay wo mere Girl Friend the Main bolta tha wo sunti thi..
Phir wo mere mangaitar bani wo bolti the main sunta tha..... Ab wo mere bivi ban
i..... hum dono boltay hai or pura mohalla sunta hia...
Sender: Wasi Mughal
Date: 01-05-2009
Funny Sms Dil khol kr nikal lo abhi apne dil ki bharras

kyn k next week se na hi koi sms hoga or na hi koi faraz
Sender: Sheikh Huzaifa
Date: 30-04-2009
Funny Sms aaj tm dil maango... de daingy

jigr maango.... dy deingy
dharkan maango...... dy deingy
pyar maango.... dy deingy
Q K
yeh 4ron movies release ho gai hain
Sender: sundus shaikh
Date: 29-04-2009
Funny Sms dil may bassa hai pyar taira

ankho mai base tassveer taire
jub bhe yaad ate hai teri
hum dekhtay hai tom and jerry
Sender: ahmed
Date: 28-04-2009
Funny Sms When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscar
s. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
Sender: maya
Date: 28-04-2009
Funny Sms tum saath ho mere to dil azad he mera

tum saath ho mere to dil azad he mera
keh do apne papa se
ye damad he tera
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 25-04-2009
Funny Sms DR.Allama iqbal nay faemya

upar se dekh raha hon faraz ki sahari ka hall Iqbal'
acha hua in ko meri shair samajh nahi aata
Sender: adeel
Date: 24-04-2009
Funny Sms Do u 9... newzealand mai ek ajeeb-o-ghareeb bacha peda hua. pedaish k
wqt uska weight 15 kg tha jo day by day increase ho k 3 dino me 180 kg hogia....
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INCREDIBLE...
UNBELIEVEABLE....
BT ITS TRUE....
DO U 9 YE BCHA KS KA HE....???
NHY PTA.
HATHI KA....
Sender: CGS
Date: 24-04-2009
Funny Sms alzahoor appartments ki construction kya shoru hogai FARAZ

kambkht ganje ne tv dekhna hi muskil kr dia
Sender: gr8 minds
Date: 23-04-2009
Funny Sms Newton's 5th law.

"Dunya gol h"
Proof;
cuha bili sa drta h,bili kutay se,kuta admy,admy bv se ar bv kuta s
hence proof
"duna gol h"
Sender: Zahid Khan
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

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Guess, which song?
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plz " O ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, O ZARA ZARA"
Sender: Murtaza Syed Chitrali
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Dear Aj tum dil mango,

mai Dunga
Tum jiger mango, woh b Dunga
Eyes mango, woh b dunga.
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k
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aj
mai
NE BAKRA zibah kia hai*
Sender: Murtaza Chitrali
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Ek sardar sharab peeta or rota hua ja raha tha.

Kisi ne Pucha: sardar gee Q ro rahay ho?
Sardar: ary Menu jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hu, us larki ka naam yaad nahi
araha hai mjhe.
Sender: Murtaza Syed
Date: 22-04-2009
Funny Sms Jaam to Utha Lia Ghalib

Per Yeh Kab Btao Gay....?
Wah Wah
Jaam to Utha Lia Ghalib
Per Yeh Kab Btao Gay....?

Wah Wah
Braed Per Lagao Gay Ya Aisay hi Khao Gay.
Sender: Tauqeer Ahmed
Date: 21-04-2009
Funny Sms gay do

to
muskura
kam
se
kam
aap
per
hai
bheja
$m$
ye
jisne
ho gay
to
ghussa
pe
genius
us
ap
bad
K
parne
ko
$m$
iss.
confused?
jadeed dor hai
neeche se
paro.....$......
Sender: $hahzad$
Date: 21-04-2009
Funny Sms hum to tari yaad main intna kamzoor ho gai hai faraz
ab 1 salenti kaha ka peat bahar jata hai
Sender: kaleem
Date: 20-04-2009
Funny Sms begum,

"suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
shauhar,
"chalo tum tayar hojao hum
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aata lene chalte hen
Sender: s.ahmed ali tagar

Date: 20-04-2009
Funny Sms kabhi jaan mere ghar mehman bankar aana

hum tum ko. colddrink, chicken biryani, korma, tikka boti, seekh kabab, custard,
gulab jamun, ice cream ki
tasveeren dikhao ga...
Sender: s.ahmed ali tagar
Date: 20-04-2009
Funny Sms Bush replies 2 Faraz ..

Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy Faraz ,bus farq sirf itna hy
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
Sender: ainnie
Date: 20-04-2009
Funny Sms Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Sender: ainnie
Date: 20-04-2009
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Eid Mubarak SmsNo CommentsMorning with smile
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 19, 2009Welcome the new morning with a
ace ?,
Love in ur Heart ?,
Smile on ur F
Good Thoughts in ur Mind ? & you will hv a wonderful day.
Wish you a lovely Morning..

Good Morning SmsNo CommentsEk mudaat say usne sataya nahi
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi
Wah wah wah
Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi
Faraz ChiNi kya lene gaya abi tak aaya hi nahi.
Faraz SmsNo CommentsSardar is killing the bird
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the ti
me.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building.
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And dropped it!
Sardar SmsNo CommentsSeenay main na rakh saki
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009Arz kia hai:
Seeney Main na Rakh Saki woh mere raaz ko,
Kameni ne sab kuch bata diya FARAZ ko!
Faraz SmsNo Commentspathan masjid main naat parhnay gaya
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 20091 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT
Parhnay Gaya:
To
Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:
Kyon?
Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.
Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan
Pathan SmsNo CommentsAlvida Maah-e-Ramzan Sms
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009.*""* . *""*.
* Lailatul *
* Qadar *
*.Mubarak.*
*...*May Allah Accept you every Dua on
This Night of Power
And Shower his Countless Blessings upon you and your entire family.
Aameen!
Remember Me In Your Prayers..
OthersNo CommentsAaj ronay ko hai
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009Khalqat-e-Khuda Aaj ronay ko hai.
Mah-e-Ramazan bhi Juda honay ko hai.
Socho zara kya paya hum ne.
Kya Apny Rabb ko Manaya hum ne?
Kya Jany Kabhi Naseeb Ab ye Maah ho na ho.
Rab ki Rehmat ka kya Haq paya hum ne?
Alvida Maah-e-Ramzan.
Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
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The universe is Finite
Astronomers say
The universe is Finite
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
posted in Funny SMS
Our son got his brain from me
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!
posted in Funny SMS
When I was born Devil said
When I was born
Devil said Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said
Oh Shit!!!!Competition !!! .
posted in Funny SMS
Have a horrible day without water
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday

posted in Funny SMS
What s the diff between Dava & Daru?
What s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
The subscriber cannot be reached
If you need advice,
text me
If you need a friend,
call me
If you need me,
come to me
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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We were using duplicate key
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu tum nahe to mei nahe
mei nahe to tum nahi
*Love after Marriage*
Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
Sender: ainnie
Date: 20-04-2009
Funny Sms Teacher says to 'Pathan':

What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL..
Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se...
Sender: Naureen Ghazal
Date: 19-04-2009
Funny Sms Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna pa
rega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha
ye tumne kia kar dia

Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said CHING CHONG,
MOU.CHU CHA & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:- OXYGN K PIPE
SE PAIR Utha
Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,usne apna kaam kiya or kart
a hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan
Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu i
tna dara huwa Q hai?Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha Phir Milenge
Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app
kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.Admai: agar phir b
hi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain Gay
Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms Tring Tring Tring.Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?Other side: Ji, main
bol raha hon.Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms ustaad, shagird se mbbs ka kya matlab hai?

shagird:miyan biwi bache samet.
Sender: salim
Date: 18-04-2009
Funny Sms SARDAR.KAL ME BATHROOM GAYA TE UTHOY SHER BETHA C.SARDARNI.HY O RABA!F
IR TUSSI KI KITA? SARDAR.KUJ WI NAI.ME SHER NOO AKHIA TUSSI KER LO MERI TE NIKAL
GAI A
Sender: NADEEM RAFIQ
Date: 17-04-2009
Funny Sms tv
on
karo
abhi abhi pakistani govt ne ordinance jari kay hay
k
khubsurat logo ko is mulk se nikal deya jay ga
aap tu 100% save ho.
mai kahan jao.?
Sender: mrs nazo irfan
Date: 16-04-2009
Funny Sms Wife: Sunye jab apne pehli bar mera ghonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsus
kia tha? Husband: Khuda ki qasam main mar jata agar AYAT-UL-KURSI yad na hoti..
..
Sender: Qaisar Ali
Date: 16-04-2009
Funny Sms Aik Sharabi Bus Me Sawar Ho kr Seat Per Bait Gya
Sath Me Bety Baba ne kaha "Tum Jehanum Ke Rasty Ja Rahe Ho"
Sharabi Chilla Kr,
"Roko Roko Me Ghalat Bus Me Sawar Hogia".
Sender: M. Saeed Khan
Date: 15-04-2009
Funny Sms EIK MUDDAT SE MERI MAA NAHI SOI "FARAZ"

UNHAIN EIK BAAR SHAK PARA THA K MUJHEY RAAT KO LARKIAN PHONE KERTI HAIN
Sender: URAIB
Date: 15-04-2009
Funny Sms **** falak****

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Naam hi kaafi hai...
Sender: falak ch
Date: 14-04-2009
Funny Sms 1st sardar:Oye Tu Mujhi Har MsG 2 2 bar Q Bhejta he?
2nd panjabi:Q K Agar Tu 1Kisi or ko send Bhi Kar Dega To dosra To tere Pass Rahe
ga Na
Sender: said rehman
Date: 13-04-2009
Funny Sms Sarak pe kissi ka accedent ho gaya,

our kafi log jama ho gaye pathan ne bohat koshish ke k marne wala dekhu kon hai
ziada hajoom ke waja se wo dekh na paya, our shor macha diya k marne wala mera B
aap hai to sub ne jaga chor di or pathan agai gaya ja k dekha to

gadha mara hua tha.
Sender: mzbhutto
Date: 13-04-2009
Funny Sms Teacher :btao 2 or 2(4) hote hen,4 or 4(8) hote hyn.8 or 8 kitne hote
hyn?
Student:Teacher aasan swal khud hal kr lya or mushkil swal hmen krne k liey de d
ia.
Sender: rizwana khan
Date: 12-04-2009
Funny Sms Best Sms Of 1946

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.
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kbi To Thora Soch Liya Kro?
Bas Sms Prhne Ki Jldi Lagi Rehti Hy.
Sender: RIZWANA KHAN
Date: 12-04-2009
Funny Sms Geo News Pe Ek Khabar Aye HAi....

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Khabar to Gew News pe Aye hai Mobile Mai Kia Dekh Rahe Ho?
Sender: mzbhutto
Date: 12-04-2009
7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
posted in Funny SMS
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well ..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
U luk sweet when u read my message
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
posted in Funny SMS
We will now upgrade your brain
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait .
Searching .
searching
still searching .
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found !
posted in Funny SMS
Open with Love
Open with Love
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I
Love
Disturbing you
I can t give you a job.
Manager:
Sorry, but I can t give you a job.
I don t need much help.
Job Applicant: That s all right.
In fact I m just the right person in this case.
You will see, I won t be of much help anyway!!
posted in Funny SMS
How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
posted in Funny SMS
I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship
><(((:>
I send you this fish

as a sign of our
FRIENDSHIP please
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So dat this fish wont die.
,
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,, *
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, ,
'
' ''' '
,,,, My Photo
Mujhe Save Kar Lo.
3 Din Baad Phir Talash Karo Gay Mujhe.
visiting!
Eid Mubarak SmsNo Commentsyou are like my asthma
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009You Are Like my Asthma,
You take my Breath Away.
Like dandruff I cant get u of my head.
Like my Car, You Drive me Crazy.
Like Dentures, I cant smile without you.
Love SmsNo CommentsEid Mubarak kehna hai
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009 (",)
*==) (==*
_/ \_
Eid Aanay Waali Hai.
Jis Jis Ne Humain Eid Mubarak Kehna Hai.
Woh Line Main Lag Jaen.
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('.') ('.') ('.') ('.')
>) ) >) ) >) ) >) )
LL
LL
LL
LLBaraye Meharbani 1 Doosray Ko Dhakka Na Den.
Jo Reh Jaen Woh Kal Tashreef Le Aaen.
Eid Main Abhi 3 Din Baaqi Hain.
More Eid Mubarak Sms
MessagesNo CommentsCall girl say pocha
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009EK LADKA CALL GIRL KO UPAR BITHA KE SEX K
AR RAHA THA,LADKE NE CALL GIRL SE PUCHA EK DIN MAIN KITNA KAMA LETI HO.CALL GIRL
:-500,LADKA BOLA SUCH BATAO,CALL GIRL BOLI ROJY PE BAITHI HO JHOOT NAHI BOLUNGI
More funny adult sms
Name: Karan
Email: karan4al@yahoo.co.in
Adult SmsNo Commentsteacher ne students say kaha
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009Aik teacher ko susu k naam se sakt nafrat
thi Teacher ne students se kaha \ JAB SUSU AAYE TO BOLNA AAP AAYA HAI \ Aik din aik s
tudent ko POTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shaklay bana raha tha . Teacher: \ AAP AA
YA HAI???\ student: \ NAHI AAP KA BAAP AAYA HAI . \
Send Adult Sms
Adult SmsNo CommentsAye Mere Allah
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009Aye Mere Allah WASIQ ANSARI k saray Gunah
,
Jo Us Se Janay Anjaany main huye hain unhain Muaaf Farma.
Uski Mushkilen Door Farma!
Aameen, Summa Aameen.
Shukriya.
Aap Log Khud Se to Dua karogay Nahi.
Aise He Karwani Parraygi Dua Aap Logon Se.
SmsNo CommentsActress say chanda
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 18, 2009Aik molvi film actor se masjid k liye cha
nda laine k liye aaya
to film actor ne kaha
k aap to kehtay hai k hamara paisa napaak hai?
Molvi: Ge in paiso se hum \ TOILET\
banaye gay..
Name: Kashif
Mobile Number: 0312-2134567
Email address: kashifkch@yahoo.com
Write you own sms to karo sms
Funny SmsNo CommentsHere comes the day
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 17, 2009Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.
With Chanda mama shining up bright.
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
I can t eat such a rotten chicken.
Diner: I can t eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It s no use. He won t eat it either.
posted in Funny SMS
Y elephants r large, gray & wrinkly?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly ?
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.
.
.
Because
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.
If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
Aspirins ;->
posted in Funny SMS
An old rich man marries a young girl.
An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girlaap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
posted in Funny SMS
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
posted in Funny SMS
Boy U r d Sunshine
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
posted in Funny SMS
Himesh to magnify picture
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?

?
?
?
?
?
?
Zara Zoom Zoom ;->
posted in Funny SMS
Attitude of girls
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
i dont like that kind of sms ok?
:p ;->
A
A
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AAA
AAAA
AAAA
CCCCHEEE???
.
sORRY 2 dISTRUBE yOU???
Sender: mzbhutto
Date: 12-04-2009
Funny Sms Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market ,
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyonho?
Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 11-04-2009
Funny Sms MEMON NAI COURT MAI CASE JEETA AUR KHUSHI SAI APNE VAKEEL KO 20 RS DYE
VAKEEL YE MERE PEON KE KHARCHI HAI YA DRIVER KE
MEMON TUM TINU APAS MAI BANT LENA
Sender: ABDUL RAHEEM
Date: 10-04-2009
Funny Sms AB TO DATE PAR JANE SAI BHEE DAR LAGTA HAI FARAZ
TALBAN NAI DEKH LYA TO 40 KORE LAGENGE
Date: 10-04-2009
Funny Sms AIK PATHAN CIGRATE PITE HOE BHAG RHA THA
KISSI NAI PUCHA BHAG Q RAHE HO
PATHAN BOLA HUM DEKH RHA HOO CIGRATE KITNE KILOMETER TAQ JALTI HAI
Date: 10-04-2009
Funny Sms PATHAN KA GADHA GHUM GAYA

PATHAN KHUSHI SAI NACH RHA THA
KISI NAI PUCHA KE ISME KUSH HONE KE KYA BAT HAI
PATHAN YARA ACHA HOA GADHE PER HUM NAHEE BETHA THA
Date: 10-04-2009
Funny Sms HUSBAND BIVI SAI PHONE PAR KYA PAKKAYA HAI
BIVI GUSSE SAI
ZEHAR
HUSBAND MAI AAJ LATE AOGA TUM KHA KAR SOJANA
Date: 10-04-2009
Funny Sms Teacher:"Dunya me sb insan brabr hen koi chota bara nhi hy-"
Student:"Teacher aap bhi...?"
Teacher:"g han"
Student:(masoomiat se)
"to phir aaj sham se aap b hmare sath cricket kheliey ga"
Date: 09-04-2009
Funny Sms Msg na karke dil tor diya mera

Ab mobile dafna dena
Kafan na mile to apna rumal urha dena
Koi puchhe rog kya tha
To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 09-04-2009
Funny Sms Dhokha mila jab pyar mein

Zindagi mein udaasi cha gai
Socha tha chor denge is raah ko par Kambhakhat
Aaj mohalle mein dusari aa gai
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 09-04-2009
Funny Sms Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai

Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang mein gud gudi howe hai
Tharo SMS ka nahee kasoor
Maro mobile vibration pe howe he
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 09-04-2009
Funny Sms Aaj TITANIC ki 98th Anniversary hy

so plz sb pyar krne walon se guzarish hy
k TITANIC ki yaad ko taaza karte hoy
tamam AASHIQ Doob kr Mer jaen.
Sender: saman nourin
Date: 09-04-2009
Funny Sms App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE
Sender: gosip
Date: 08-04-2009
Funny Sms Teacher: Mehnat Karo Gay Tou Kuch Bano Gay .
Pathan Student: Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Ban
Friends I m Collecting
Quaid s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
posted in Funny SMS
Apni sans ko bahar nikalo
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!
posted in Funny SMS
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
Think positive
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
posted in Funny SMS
I will
i am a
i kill
i am a
but ur
kill u for free

killer!
poople for money,
killer! i kill people for money,
my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
posted in Funny SMS

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
posted in Funny SMS
Do you love me just because..?
He said Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said No stupid, I d love u no matter
who left you the money!
posted in Funny SMS
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service .
posted in Funny SMS
Define a True Music Lover?
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz
.
.
.
.
Msg kar k Puchtay Hain
(\./)
/ " ) "^ ----;";
\,,/"( , P , )\\
//\\ //\\Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
visiting!
Faraz SmsNo CommentsPeep peep hatoo
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 17, 2009Peeep Peeep
Peeeee .Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep
Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..
Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..
Peeeeeeeeep
Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.
Post Funny Sms
Funny SmsNo CommentsHar sawal kay neechay
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 17, 2009Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aat
a Tha:
Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche
|||||||||||||||
Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.
Sardar SmsNo CommentsNeend ko disturb kia?
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 17, 2009Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.
Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:
k
Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do.
Aur Khud So Jao.
Good Night.
Send good night sms
Good Night SmsNo CommentsTum nay aaeena Dekha?
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 17, 2009Us ne mujhe ye keh kar chor diya Faraz Ka
bhi dekha hai Tum ne Aaeena????
.
.
.
Main ne kaha Dekha to Nahi Aaeena par dekhi hai film
CHAANDI CHOWK TO CHINA
Faraz Sms
Faraz SmsNo CommentsHappy or kia?
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 17, 2009|''|__|''|*.*.*.*
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APPY *.*.*
|__|''|__|*.*.*.**
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*
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Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha.
Write Eid Mubarakh sms
Eid Mubarak Sms, Eid SmsNo CommentsAb key woh pochaygi
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 16, 2009Ab key wo pocheygi to kehdonga meri yadon
mein batakney waley meri umeedon mein khatakney waley meri ankhon ko dekh in an
khon mein bikharney waley meri saanson mein nikharney waley meri raaton ko dekh
in raaton mein chamakney waley merey haathon mein dhamakney waley merey alfaz ko
dekh in alfaz mein jhalakney waley merey andaz mein khanakney waley merey jaam
ko dekh is jaam mein chalakney waley merey seeney
Name: shahbaz
Mobile Number: 03127406728
MessagesNo CommentsSaaqi ki ik nigah k afsaane
Posted by Ayesha KhanSeptember 16, 2009Saaqi ki ik nigah k afsaane ban gaye Kuch
phool toot ker mere pema-ne ban gaye Kaati jahaN tasawar-e jaana main ik shab K
ehte hain log uss jagah but-khane ban gaye Jin per na saye zulf-e ghazalaN k par
sak-ke Ahsaas ki nigah main veeran-e ban gaye SAGAR wohi makaam hai ik manzil-e
faraz Apne bhi jis makaam per begaane ban gaye
Name: Jannu Rider
Mobile Number: 03132174713
Email address: jinnu_rider@hotmail.com
You are a DOG
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
posted in Funny SMS
I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
Feel d difference of boy / girl
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him Loffer
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it Offer .
Feel the difference;)

posted in Funny SMS
Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Purity of honey
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
posted in Funny SMS
No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na :D
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,
We cannot disturb our boss.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Minister: Bomb blast mai halak hony walon ko 10 lac, or zakhmi hony walon ko 5 l
ac dainy ka ilaan kia jata hai,
Sardar: tay jinan da TRRAA nikal gya o??
Sender: Mahi
Date: 08-04-2009
Funny Sms Is dil me tarane boht hai

Zindagi Jeene ke bahane boht hai
Kis kis ko sms karoo
Kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hai
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 07-04-2009
Funny Sms Bus itna he kaha tha k men barso ka pyasa ho faraz
us nay Pipe moun main daal kar motor he chala dee
Sender: aftab
Date: 07-04-2009
Funny Sms 1 darzi logon k kapre le k farar ho gaya,

har koi ro raha tha,
koi kehta wo meri qeemti shalwar,to koi kehta qeemti qameez,
1 pathan b ro raha tha,logon ne poocha kyo ro rahe ho?
pathan:yara,wo hamara naap le gaya...
Sender: maira meer
Date: 06-04-2009
Funny Sms Kaash Tere Chehre Pe

Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 04-04-2009
Funny Sms Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi pass hota hai
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 04-04-2009
Funny Sms har student k sar ka taj hote hain 33 marks

board walon ka ashirvad hote hain 33 marks
33 marks ki qeemat tum kya jano lecturer babu
har failier ka khwab hote hain 33 marks
Sender: ice
Date: 04-04-2009
Funny Sms JAB SE AAPKO DEKHA HA YAQIN KAREN

RAAT
DIN
SUBAH
SHAM
SOTAY
JHAGTAY
KHATAY
PEETAY
UTHTAY
BATHTAY
ATAY
JAATAY
MERA TO HANS HANS K BURA HAL HAI
Sender: IBRAR UL HASAN
Date: 04-04-2009
Funny Sms SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB PR BAP KA NAM LIKH RAHA THA...
KISI NE POCHA YE KYA KR RAHE HO?
SARDAR:BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON..
Sender: SM.MEHDI
Date: 04-04-2009
Funny Sms ek pathan ki apney dost se larai ho gai !

us ne apne dost ko kuch nahi bola magar ghar k pas wale qabristan min apny dost
ki tasveer laga di!
or neechay likh diya!
..........COMMING SOON
Sender: SAHIR
Date: 03-04-2009
Funny Sms This Maths Test Predicts Ur Most Favorite Person!

Pick 1 no From 2-9
Then Multiply It With 9
U Will Get a 2 Digit no(e.g 12)
Add it's 2 Digits(1+2=3)
The Answer Is Ur Most Favorite Person
2:Tom Cruise
3:Bill Guits
4:Roger Fedrer
5:Alpachino
6:S.R.K
7:Ricky Martin
8:Newton
9:Me(*R.K*)
Sender: rizwana khan
Date: 03-04-2009
Funny Sms Sharab bani to maykhany bany

Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany
Sender: tariq
Date: 01-04-2009
Funny Sms Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,aap ka daikna, daikh kar muskrana,ankain
milana,
nigain churana, aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina, hata k aap ka chalte chalte mur
na
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.
Sender: tariq
Date: 01-04-2009
Funny Sms Sardar:AAj mae ny PAni ko Ullu bana dia.

Frnd:Pani ko Ullu?Wo kaise?
Sardar:Oye!Subah maeny Pani GARAM kiya or THANDAY pani se NAha liya
Sender: Syed Tauseef
Date: 31-03-2009
Funny Sms Phool Gir jaty hain jab tum aaty ho...
Phool Gir jaty hain jab tum aaty ho...
Andhy ho kia Gamloon se Q takraty ho
Date: 31-03-2009
Funny Sms nazar ne nazar ko nazar se dekha,

nazar ko nazar ki nazar lag gaqye.
Sender: maira meer
Date: 31-03-2009
Funny Sms HUM MAST HN APNI MASTI MAY

Q JAIN KISI KI BASTI
AISI KI TASII USS BASTI KI
JIS NEY QADR NA HM JAISI HASTI KI
Sender: SANA
Date: 30-03-2009
Funny
Smile
Smile
Smile
Sms Smile is a language of Love...

is a way to Success...
is to win the Hearts...
improves your Personality...
So
"Brush Properly"
Sender: RUKHAN KTK
Date: 30-03-2009
Funny Sms Race dekhte hue sardar ne dosrey sey pocha:

'inam kis ko mile ga?
Doosraa Sardar." sab sey aagey waley ko"
Sardar: " to phir pichey waley Q bhaag rahey hein?
Sender: RUKHAN KTK
Date: 30-03-2009
Funny Sms Teacher!sardar se!btao pineapple aur naaryal k darakht me kya mushtrik
hy?
sardar kafi dair soch ker...
Miss dono me ANGOOR nhi lagte...
Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!
posted in Funny SMS
Employer need responsible
Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
posted in Funny SMS
I am beautiful, which tense is it?
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say
I am beautiful , which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

posted in Funny SMS
What s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!
143 means ???
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
posted in Funny SMS
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun Sa Law
kehta hai?
posted in Funny SMS

People like u r remembered forever
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
posted in Funny SMS
1 day u ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
posted in Funny SMS
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Have a heart without you
If I m gonna die tomorrow
Whom I love the most
When i ll b dead
My heart says that you like me
Little was enough
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u
Friendship is about .
Caught sleeping together
Never a weakness that He can t fill
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Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!
posted in Funny SMS
Employer need responsible
Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
posted in Funny SMS
I am beautiful, which tense is it?
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say
I am beautiful , which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

posted in Funny SMS
What s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!
143 means ???
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
posted in Funny SMS
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun Sa Law
kehta hai?
posted in Funny SMS

People like u r remembered forever
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
posted in Funny SMS
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
This is my head
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
posted in Funny SMS
I may come there any time!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
posted in Funny SMS
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?
Wife: Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!
Husband: Bakri se hi poch raha hon
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said, Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley
Man standing on the scale
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.

Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
posted in Funny SMS
We can attack in any direction now!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
posted in Funny SMS
Fatman sitting in a train cabin
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
posted in Funny SMS
Salty Eggs
Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today?
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
posted in Funny SMS
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
posted in Funny SMS
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,

&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
posted in Funny SMS
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Mirror who kill liars
Once there was a mirror which used to kill
FRENCH:I think I don t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
LIERS
posted in Funny SMS

Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
posted in Funny SMS, Munna bhai SMS
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Achha Kurta Siya To Ne Mere Naap Ka
Naap Lia Mera Siya Mere Baap Ka
Sender: *rIzWaNaKhAn*
Date: 29-03-2009
Funny Sms Dehshat garditnay ho gai hai mulk mei Faraz
hum ne to aj muhallay ki cricket teamse bhi naam katwa diya

Sender: Aamir
Date: 29-03-2009
Funny Sms Pakistan ka komi phal: sabar ka phal

Komi Labas: kafan
Komi khail : khudkash hamla
Komi fashion :muzakrat
Komi Dua :Ya ALLAH Light aa jaey.
Sender: Sheraz Ahmed
Date: 28-03-2009
Funny Sms ye badal ye bijli sirf aap k liye hai

ye mousam ye hawa sirf aap k liye hai
zamana ho gaya hai aap ko nahaye huvay
ye bewaqt ki barish sirf aap k liye hai
Sender: SNA
Date: 28-03-2009
Funny Sms 1 admi upper 20 manzil par khare huye admi ko neche bulata hai jab adm
i neche ata hai to dusra admi use kehta hai "baba 1 rupe ka sawal hai khana khau
nga" dusre admi ko bara gussa ata hai magar ezhar nahi karta aur use kehta hai m
ere sath ao aur use 20 manzil uper lata hai aur apne ghar ka darwaza BAND karke
kehta hai ;BABA MAF KARO.
Sender: asadullah
Date: 28-03-2009
Funny Sms samaj samaj k samaj ko samjho, samaj samajna bhi ek samajh hai,samaj s
amaj k jo na samjhay meri samajh mai woh nasamajh hai...........
Sender: maira meer
Date: 28-03-2009
Funny Sms ek be wafa ko marham lagane ham gae,

marham ki qasam,marham na mila,marham ki jagah marham gae.
Sender: maira meer
Date: 28-03-2009
Funny Sms I LOVE U

"EVERYDAY"
I LIKE YOU :
"EVERYDAY"
I MISS U "EVERYDAY"
I WANT YOU "EVERYDAY"
I NEED YOU "EVERYDAY"
BCOZ EVERY DAY K BINACHAYE KA KYA MAZA HAI NA
Sender: MUHAMMAD FAHIM
Date: 27-03-2009
Funny Sms Dostana dekh kr sheher walay itne beqrar ho gaye thay fraz
K Govt ne Double swari pr pabendi lega di
Date: 27-03-2009
Funny Sms Dil say. Shukria,

Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.
Sender: Dawood Siddique(Karachi)
Date: 27-03-2009
Funny Sms Abb woh chhurra (knife) lay kar meray peechey he lag gayi FARAAZ
Jab se mai ne kaha hay "DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HE NAAM HO GA".
Sender: Murtaza
Date: 26-03-2009
Funny Sms NA TUM CHAT PAR AATI NA MAI DIWANA HOTA

NA TUM PATHAR MARATI NA MAI KANA HOTA
Sender: A.Shakoor
Date: 26-03-2009
Funny Sms Ek pathan shop-kepar se

bhai mujhe ek black bulb do
Shop-Kepar?Ap black bulb ka kia karenge.?
Pathan:Hum ko dopher me sone k liye andhera karna hai..
Sender: Moin
Date: 26-03-2009
Funny Sms girl to pathan : will you merry me ?

pathan : no ! hum shadi sirf relatives main hee kartay hain .. meray papa nay ma
ma se kee bhai ne bhabi se kee . khala ne khalo se kee aur kaan khol k sun lo ma
in apni biwi se hee shadi karonga
Sender: SNA
Date: 25-03-2009
Funny Sms Keh do un parhne walo se

Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thay
Jitna syllabus parh kar wo top karte hain
Utna to hum chhor diya karte thay
Sender: SNA
Date: 25-03-2009
Funny Sms TU NY BAAT NHI KI TU KIA HOWA FARAZ

NAHI KRTEY HM BHI TERY SY MAZAAK
Sender: (SM)
Date: 25-03-2009
Funny Sms najane kab tare toot jayen

najane kab aansu ankh se choot jayen
kuch pal hamare saath bhi hanss lo
najane kab tumhare daant toot jayen
Sender: mehtab
Date: 25-03-2009
Funny Sms na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se panga liya karo
na kisi ko dil diya karo
na kisi se dil liya karo
bus roz roz GOOD MILK pia kro
healthy life jia kro
Sender: S***N***AAAA
Date: 24-03-2009
Funny Sms 2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz n
ai nikli 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to namaz nikal jati.
Sender: S*N*A
Date: 24-03-2009
Funny Sms Wife : Main Tmhari Zindage Ki Kitab Ho0n Husbnd : Yahe To Afsos Hai Ag
r Calender Hoti To Har Sal Change Krleta !
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it s legs only?
Sardar:I don t know.
Examiner:You failed, what s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Teacher & bachay
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
posted in Funny SMS
The most cruel
Devils went to
that he is The
Cruel & wicked
& wicked guy on earth

Court to Prove
Most,
Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,

Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?
posted in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
What is BUSINESS ?
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad:
Son:
Dad:
Son:
I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.

No
The girl is Bill Gate s daughter.
then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That s business !!
posted in Funny SMS
Give me a pocket full of money
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
posted in Funny SMS
That is not my dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
posted in Funny SMS
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
It s too tight
Girl:It s 2 tight
Boy:Don t worry,I ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can t,
Gal:It s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied
NO Never!!
Boy said to girl :

see i told you not to worry!!!! .
Why were males created before females?
Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
posted in Funny SMS
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
Books And Study
I will take either side
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
posted in Funny SMS
What is a grownup joke?
A sardarji s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Devil challenged in a game of cricket
The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Pathan: Yar kal Raat 3 ghante ek English Film dekhi Uss main Na koi Banda tha Na
koi Awaz. Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha...? PATHAN: "PLEASE INSERT DISC"
Sender: S*N*A
Date: 24-03-2009
Funny Sms Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ... Admi Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ... ?? Sardar - Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy
Sender: S*N*A
Date: 24-03-2009
Funny Sms Aik sardar doosre se,, "Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain"
Doosra, "Woww.., Shaadi Kub hai.?" Sardar,. "Meri 7 Oct ko, aur uski 13 Nov ko.
"
Sender: S*N*A
Date: 24-03-2009
Funny Sms AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE,

WO APNY GHR KO BACHA NA SAKA,
Q K WO SARI RAAT
FIR BIRAGED WALO KO MISCALL MARTA RAHA.
Sender: SNA
Date: 24-03-2009
Funny Sms Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath
Sender: SN SHARMA
Date: 23-03-2009
Funny Sms Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi
Sender: SN SHARMA
Date: 23-03-2009
Funny Sms Teacher ne clas 2 k bachon ko"Meri Pasndeda Shakhsiat"per essay likhne
ko kaha
1 bache ne apne father per essay likha
jb us k father ne prha to poocha"Acha to me tmhari pasndeda shakhsiat hun"
bache ne jwab dia"g han!qk muje SHAH RUKH KHAN k speling nhi ate..!
Date: 23-03-2009
Funny Sms PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

Sender: kamran *D.K*
Date: 22-03-2009
Funny Sms na din ko chain narat ko chain

millat fan millat fan
Sender: maira meer
Date: 22-03-2009
Funny Sms ay zalim palat kr dekh tamanna ham b rakhte ha

agr tum makeup krti hoto shave ham b krte hay
Sender: maira meer
Date: 22-03-2009
Funny Sms 3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
Sender: Faisal
Date: 21-03-2009
Funny Sms If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Sender: Faisal
Date: 21-03-2009
Funny Sms Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Sender: Faisal
Date: 21-03-2009
Funny Sms Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Sender: Faisal
Date: 21-03-2009
Funny Sms ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?
wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
Sender: umar
Date: 21-03-2009
Funny Sms pathan ka abu mar gaya

dost: kese marey?
pathan: helicopter k pilot thay, sardi lagi to pankha band kar dia...
Sender: umar
Date: 21-03-2009
Funny Sms Ae dost to b likha kar shayari

Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho jaiga
Log phekenge anday or timatar
To sham ki sabzi ka intizam ho jaiga
Sender: SN SHARMA
Date: 19-03-2009
Funny Sms Jobs In Mobilink..

Send Ur Resume To
mobilink.com.pk
Location: Karachi
Salary: 30000 to 60000
Job Nature: Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawon Ko Urao ;->
Sender: SN SHARMA
Date: 19-03-2009
Funny Sms Pe-peep Pepeep

Pe-peep
Peep peep Pepeep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pepeep
Pepeep
Pepeep
SAMNE SAY
HATJA
SMS
AA RAHA HEY
Sender: SN SHARMA
Date: 19-03-2009
Funny Sms Jo Detay Hain Larkiyon Ko Tohfay

Wohi Rakhtay Hain Aik Din Unhi Ki Shadiyon Mein Sofay
Jo Bhagtay Hain Larkiyon K Peechay
Wohi Aatay Hain
W-11 K Neechay
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
posted in Funny SMS
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS
2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.
if your father earned $100,000
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
posted in Funny SMS
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Monkeys play football
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Catch her by her waist Put ur lips on her lips
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a
nice drink PEPSI
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D
jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Sender: shafiq
Date: 19-03-2009
Funny Sms Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,

Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO.
Sender: haroonnice
Date: 19-03-2009
Funny Sms Mery 3 Dost hain

Kallu ,Ballu Ulloo
.
Kallu:inter main parh raha hai
.
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Billlu:Matric main parh raha hai
.
.
aor
.
Ulloo Sms parh raha hai

Sender: Tajjammal Hussain
Date: 19-03-2009
Funny Sms mere mobile ka accident ho giya hai .

samsung hospital ki motrla ward mein hai . doctor nokia ne kaha hai k sms ki bot
lein chayain plsss send sms
Sender: naeem bhatti
Date: 17-03-2009
Funny Sms piyar kero kisi ek sa mager kero kisi naek sa

jab tak koie naek na mily
try kero her aak sa
Sender: naeem bhatti
Date: 17-03-2009
Funny Sms sare gawaho aur bayano ko mad de nazar rakhte hue penal court dafa 420
k taht msg parhney waly mujrim ko msg na bhejne k juram me KANJOOS krar deti ha
i
Sender: Ahmad khan kakar
Date: 16-03-2009
Funny Sms sms ki umeed laga rakhi hy

nazar mobile pr tika rakhi hy
baterry bhi full charge kr rakhi hy
par sms aaye ga kaise
dosti kanjoosoon se jo bana rakhi hy
Date: 15-03-2009
Funny Sms Yunhi time pass hota hai ab to Faraz

.
.
.
Urao banake kaghaz k jahaaz.....!
Sender: Ada
Date: 15-03-2009
Funny Sms hajj ada karne gya kom ka leader koi

sang baari ke liye shetaan ki janib gya
ek kankar phenkne par ye awaaz us ne suni
tum tu apne aadmi the tum ko akhir kya hua
Sender: zainab sultan
Date: 15-03-2009
Funny Sms humne tu wafa ki umeed ki thi tmse tumne ki bewafai agar karni thi bew
afai tu ye baat ghar walo ko kyn btai.
Sender: sha
Date: 15-03-2009
Funny Sms Our parents have many options for us

like
Poison
Sleeping pills
Throwing from building
But they choose
EDUCATION
socha
Tarpa Tarpa kr Marain gay :-)
Sender: shum ch
Date: 14-03-2009
Funny Sms Masjid kay liye chanday ki apeal ho rahe the,

1 admi khara ho k kehta hy k ma bulb lagva dun ga...
Dosra: ma tube lagva dun ga...
Pathan josh ma aa kr: ma cable lagva dun ga.
Sender: shum ch
Date: 14-03-2009
Funny Sms Ooye utho utho

Dekho Pakistan me kya hua hai
nahi pata
nahi pata
oOho bhai rat howi hai so jao
* GUD NIGHT *
Sender: DON
Date: 14-03-2009
Funny Sms Kabhi kushi kabhi gam

(Mere sms na hoga kam)
Kabhi alvida na kahna
(Sms karte rahna)
Dhoom
(Mere sms padke joom)
Hera pheri
(Ab tumhari bari
Sender: SAMI AFRIDI

Date: 13-03-2009
Funny Sms Pathan ko drip lagi

jab drip hatum ho ney lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao
wo 3 din k baad peshawar se apni behn ko le aya...
Sender: salman khan
Date: 13-03-2009
Funny Sms Dr:Sardar ji aap k Gurdy fail hogaye hain!

Sardar:Ha Ha Ha
What a joke...
"Mery Gurdy tu kabhi School Gaye hi nhi wo fail kaise ho sakty hain"
Date: 12-03-2009
Funny Sms Agar aap ameer hona chatay hain to Namaz-e-Juma kay baad kum uz kum 2
ghantay in lafzoon ka wird karain ALLAH kay naam per day day baba.
Sender: Bilal
Date: 12-03-2009
Funny Sms kal b sms zinda tha

aaj b sms zinda hy
tum kitny sms delete kro gy
hr mobile sy sms nikly ga
Date: 11-03-2009
Funny Sms sub pathan mil kar ek cow ko chut par le jane ke liye dhaka laga rahe
the,,,,,,,ek rahgir ne pucha ye kia kar rahe ho?...........ek pathan ne kaha kat
ni hai is liye upar le ja rahe hai......rahgir ne kaha niche kat lo........to pa
tha ne kaha pagal admi churi upar hai na...
Sender: umair(OMY)
Date: 08-03-2009
Funny Sms ek-pathan,o yara hum ko ye batao ke lait chali jae to hum t.v kese dek
he?.......dusra-pathan,o yara jub QUAID-e-AZAM mumbati ki roshni main padhai jes
a km kar sakta hai to kia hum t.v nahi dekh sake ga.....(minded thought)
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS
A child after 3 month of marriage
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
If dentists make films, the names will be
If dentists make films,?the names will be *Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo

*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
posted in Funny SMS
Check returned back
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
posted in Funny SMS
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye .
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS
Prove that u re the Best TubeLight !!
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But ..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling .. &
Prove that u re the Best TubeLight !!

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Load Shedding k Nuqsanaat:

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.

Student: Kabhi Umeed Mat Haaro.

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Lips Meeting in Dark

But nothing is more beautiful than.

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Sab Tu Sohni Kuri Phasai

Lekin Jab Aai Poouunn Sab ne kaha Ooouunn Hoooouunn Faraz.

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This Ant is ('.') Searching< ((>

You know it wants to eat You...

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My friend is Going to Sleep.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill !!!

Funny Sms Pathan: Yar ya shadi k jorey khan banty hain ?

Funny Sms Jinn ~ Kia Hukum Hai Mery Aaqa ?

Funny Sms Transport system kafi mehnga ho gya he

Funny Sms main to u hi ja raha tha apni masti main Faraz

Funny Sms Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Funny Sms Joke of the century!

Funny Sms Pehli bar LOVE kis ne Ejaad kiya tha?

Funny Sms Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa Likho

Funny Sms (""""")

Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

This Ant is ('.') Searching< ((>

You know it wants to eat You...

"Smile" can beat them all.

Sometimes we need to lie just to make someone

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Funny Sms Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian

Funny Sms Medical poem

Funny Sms Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

Funny Sms Sardar to

Funny Sms FARAZ KI GIRL FRIEND DATE PE LATE HO GAI

Funny Sms LOG kahtey hain PIYAR itna b mat kro

Funny Sms Aik sikh

Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message

Funny Sms Subha shbha uth k do kaam kia karo

Funny Sms A Khuda mere dost ko haathi ki taaqat

baaqi khota dimaag to pehlay se os k pas he

Funny Sms Teacher told all students

Funny Sms KOI EK DIN SELECT KAREN

OR US DIN NAHALIA KAREN

Funny Sms Celebrate "YAAD" Day!

Funny Sms Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha.

Funny Sms 1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:

Funny SmsNo CommentsKon hai yeh

Hey that's a "Shweeeet Smile"

Keep Smiling Always.

hitler commited suicide

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Funny Sms Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam

Funny Sms Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko

Funny Sms Its a Real Story.

Funny Sms jb wo makeup krti he tou bilkul reema lgti he

Funny Sms Teacher:

Funny Sms Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se: