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58 KAREN BORDADOR

The clubbing experience gets a tad


too wild for our curious covergirl

Girl meets boy at club. Girl takes


guy home to dirty apartment. Notso-clean fun ensues

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68 RED DELA CRUZ


The English countryside plays backdrop
to a troop of schoolgirls brush with outdoor sex, courtesy of the FHM favorite

Count on the intoxicating properties of


tequila to bomb this darlings need to get
randy

20 DANIELLE CASTAO

20 AVA JUGUETA

She may have the etiquette and poise of


a beauty queen, but when it comes to
intercourse, shes got one hell of a bite

Singing and dancing may be her specialties, but fooling around while watching
movies is how she spends her downtime

30 JEF GAITAN

12 DANICA TORRES

The Banana Nite mainstay takes elevator


sex to scorching levels of awesomeness

She makes hot tub temperatures rise


by diddling her man mere meters away
from unsuspecting waitresses

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2 KRISTEL MORENO

Our former sex guru shows you how


to work up an appetite before a buffet
dinner

Our covergirl is pulled over by the police


for breaking one major road rule: dont
distract the driver

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On how to use lipstick in a kinkier
fashion: on her man, before swapping
spit

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7H T X L O D
When Im drunk, I tend to do
all sorts of things;
I lose control over my body

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M IC H R . L AGDA M E O
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MAKEUP

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HAIR
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I DO AGR EE T H AT SE X IS F UN. I T DOESN T M AT T ER W HO INI T I AT ES I T BET W EEN M Y BOY F RIEND A ND I W E DO I T PAG T RIP L A NG N A MIN . A ND OF T EN,
I L IK E COS T UMES A ND ROL E- PL AY ING. M AY COWGIR L COS T UME PA NG A A KO
EH . BU T I USUA L LY JUS T DON SOME L INGERIE A ND DA NCE A ROUND SEDUC T I V ELY PA R A NG PRODUC T ION NUMBER ! BU T M Y BOY F R IEND IS A CHOREOG R A PHER A ND I T HINK HE A PPRECI AT ES M Y DA NCE MOV ES IN T HE BEDROOM.
While I like to play around and have fun while
getting intimate, admittedly, Im not experimental
when it comes to positions. I really enjoy straight-up
missionary sexits more intimate because I can see
your face. Sometimes Id go on top when I want a good
ab workout. Just kidding!
But its when Im drunk that things between us get
even more fun. I admit that I like to drink; tequila is my
favorite. When Im drunk, I tend to do all sorts of things;
I lose control over my body. And when Im drunk, I
always feel the urge to do it.
One time, my boyfriend was taking me home from a
party. I was feeling it so I kept kissing him in the car,
letting him know what was on my mind. Nilalambing

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ko siya the whole way home. Sa sobrang lakas ng urge


ko, halos hindi na kami umabot sa loob ng housesa
garage pa lang, we were making out so hard already.
Niyaya ko siya to go inside the house and he agreed,
but decided to take a quick shower rst. Pang-tanggalamats siguro. So I proceeded to my bedroom to
wait for him. When he nally made his way up to my
room, he saw that I had fallen asleep. Wala na siyang
nagawa , so he just went to sleep beside me. When we
woke up, patay, may araw na ! We were a new couple
then so I had to sneak him outbuti tulog pa yung
parents ko. Kawawa naman siyaall that excitement
for nothing, and only to get kicked out pa . Blame it on
all that tequila!

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LADIES CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL. 6 FH M 15

S O T H AT S W H Y
SHE L IK E S I T
S OBE R
1
When I drink, my chaser is
always water. It takes a while
for me to get really drunk that
way and I get to enjoy more
both the party and what
comes after.
2
But that being said, my
boyfriend and I prefer sober
sex kasi we last much longer
than if were drunk.
3
Ive never hooked up with a
stranger eitherparang hindi
ata safe yung lasing ka
and you barely know who
youre with.
4
And more often than not,
you wont have protection!

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S UR E Y OU V E
S E E N HE R
BE F OR E
7, 2 0 1
Chloes combined Twitter and
Instagram followers
4 awards
in 2011 Miss World 2nd Princess, Miss
Kapuso World, Miss Petron Blaze, Miss
SMDC
Fish
Chloes spirit animal: she swims
effortlessly, says its her favorite pet, and
was born under the sign on the Pisces
4 3 ,10 0 h i t s
for Chloe 26k girlshe rst stood out as
one of Deal of No Deals 26K girls

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LADIES CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL. 6 FH M 19

H e was act u al l y b l e e d i ng , a nd hi s fa c e wa s s o
s er i o u s , b u t I j us t ke p t on l a ug hi ng

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S T Y L I N G DEBR A BER NA L E S
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R HOY C ERVA N T E S F OR LOR E A L P R OF E S S ION E L


S E T D E S I G N GEN I E R A NA DA-BA BI STA
S W I M S U I T S F R OM @ C E S A P H A N D
@N U D O S W I M W E A R

Actually, Ive bitten


all of my boyfriends.
I d tell yo u it s so meth ing I
d o t o g et o u t o f an awkw ard
situ at io n, o r t o keep th ing s l i g h t
and excit ing , b u t it co u ld j u s t
as easily b e any o f my qu i rks .
Medyo baliw ako eh . I lik e b i t i ng
a g u y s lip s lig h tly o r p ro b ab l y
a little mo re th an so . I like
t aking a qu ick, p layf u l b i t e at
t h eir arm, t o o . It su rp rises t h em
t h e first t ime, b u t so o n t h ey g et
u sed to it .
This was over three years ago.
Ive been single for so long and Im
only just dating people now. I cant
remember if it was at my exs place or
mine, but wed usually be hanging out
at each others place. I had a little bit
to drink and we were getting intimate
in the sofa. When I kiss I like to
close my eyes; his eyes were closed,
too. Our kisses were warm and I was
fully into the moment, until he went,
Aaaaaaaw! We were still lip-to-lip. I
opened my eyes and he pulled away.
He licked and fingered his lower lip.
I was, like, Oh my God! He was
actually bleeding, and his face was so
serious, but I just kept on laughing.
It was nothing serious, after that he
was fine naman.
I still do it, I still bite peoples lips,
but probably gentler. I dont bite it
right away. I suck at it first, and then
I bite. When I nibbled on that same
guys lips after what happened, hed
go, Ooooh and hed get anxious
and skittish. I think when you love
someone, youre supposed to be
passionate and unpredictablethats
part of the excitement.

OTHER MAN-PARTS
DANI CASTAO
LIKES TO SINK HER
TEETH INTO

Arms

Thats where I easily get


attracted to, its sexy.

Tummies
Hmmm

Thighs

And not anywhere lower.


Ayoko ng paa!

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F THE POLICE!
A guy and I were kissing
inside a parked car, and we
were about to get into it
when a bunch of MMDA
ofcials got suspicious.
The car was unlocked so
when they lifted the latch,
the drivers door opened
halfway and I pulled it back
really quick. They told us
to get out of the car, but
we drove off. They tried to
follow us, but they couldnt
catch us. I know it was bad
but all we could do was
laugh.

Dani
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My friends and I like to party a lot, but
its this attractive couple in our group
that are usually the last ones standing
whenever we drink. So one night, we
hung out at a friends house. Everyone
was already stoned and drunk. One by
one we passed out in random places
of the house. I happened to pass out
near the kitchen where the couple
was irting. I could hear them fooling
around so I opened my eyes to get a
clearer look. They were both naked, my
guy friend fondling his girl down there.
I could see her mufing her moans
and the sight made me feel hot myself.
The guy then turned her on her back,
grabbing her breasts before entering
her from behind. It was my rst time
to see a live show and I knew I just had
to do something. So I slipped my nger
under my skirt and entertained myself.
I did my own thing as my friends
nished each other off. They never
found out that I saw them. Maybe Ill
only tell them just
when Im ready to
join in next time.
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NOT YOU R
AVE RAG E
HAPPY E N DI NG

me up and said they were done, and


that my gay friend already left as he
showered. I couldnt stop laughing after
I told him that I already went home too.
He cheated and broke his promise, and
I just did the samealbeit in a different
manner. And if he were ever to bother
me again, I would let his friends know
what had just transpired.
By Mshyde

ITS PAYBACK TI M E

TH R E ES NOT A CROWD

Some guys have a lot of nerveexboyfriends specically. They inquire


if you want to have sex with them on
the side, while they are already in a
relationship with another. An ex that
cheated on me was asking if I wanted
to make love to him. I agreed, but I told
him Id have to punish him. He didnt
care what that meant. So I checked in
at some discreet place and texted him
the room number. He was surprised to
see my gay friend thereI said it was a
threesome and it was his punishment! I
told him that before
he decided, hed get
to touch me rst.
He drowned his
face into my ample
breasts, sucking
them and futilely
trying to get most
of them into his
mouth. He licked
me everywhere
until I climaxed. I
kept on telling him
not to stop, even
if his tongue was
already very tired,
until I climaxed
again. I told him
I wanted more.
He fondled me,
I came again. I
then found myself
stroking his shaft
and spitting on
it for lubrication, it was so hard and
engorged. My canal was also so wet and
I had a very strong urge to shove it in,
but I said he had to be punished rst.
He was probably so horny at the time,
too, so he nally agreed. I told him I
didnt want to watch, and that Id wait
in the room next door. I instructed him
to call me when they were doneto his
relief I guess. After some time he called

I used to work for a big car company


as an insurance coordinator. Three
months into my job, I was called to
my bosss ofce for being consistently
late. I was scared because being called
to his cube was like being called to the
principals ofce. Inside were the three
operations heads; one of them was
my crush. One of my bosses said that
considering I was under probation,
they needed to know what I intended
to do about it. Looking at my crush
with so much shame, I told them it
wouldnt happen again. They all agreed
to give me one more month to see if
there would be any improvement. After
thanking them, my crush went behind
my seat and placed both his hands on
my shoulders. He told me we should
celebrate my second chanceblushing,
I said sure. We went to a bar in Ortigas.
I told all my guy friends that we just
had a late meeting. It was just the four
of us, and I was seated right next to
my crush. At rst I was really shy to
be out with the three of them, but after
a few rounds of beer and body shots,
we all started to get along. After a
round, one of them jokingly said that I
tasted real goodI drunkenly taunted
them. After that, we all checked in at
a motel. I thought wed be going to
different rooms but after my crush
and I went inside our room, the other
two followed. Hesitant and drunk, I
begged them to come one at a time.
Being extremely horny, we all actually
couldnt care less. I started sucking off
my crush while giving hand jobs to the
other two. We did it all night long. For
the grand nale, when the other two
were tired, it was down to my crush
and me. I rode him hard and we went
doggy. After everything, I pulled him
close and whispered to him that he was
way better than the other two.
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Hesit ant and


drunk, I begged
them to come o ne
at a time. Being
extremely horn y ,
w e all actually
couldn t care les s .
I st arted sucki ng
off my crush whi l e
giv ing hand job s to
the other t w o

My hubby and I are


the adventurous
type. One of our
fantasies was to do
it with somebody
watching. However,
we didnt want to
do it with somebody
we know so we
decided to book
a female home
massage therapist.
And so, we did it.
Nearing the end
of my massage, he
suddenly removed
the towel covering my body to the
surprise of the therapist. He started
licking me down there; I was so wet
already by the time so I just let all my
inhibitions go. As planned, I acted as
if I didnt want to do it so as not to
embarrass the therapistbut to our
surprise the therapist said, Okay lang
yan, maam! My hubby and I looked at

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each other and smiled. That made us


really hot and wild and wanting to do
the deed even more. Once in a while, my
hubby would grab the therapists hands
and make her massage me while doing
it. We tried different positions. After
everything, we gave her a hefty tip with
the reminder to keep what she saw a
secret.
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I couldnt resist, feeling more turned


on a s I hea rd t he d i ngi ng sou nd

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R I A R E GI NO

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HAIR

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S E T D E S I G N GEN I E R A NA DA-BA BI STA
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I am a very
adventurous
and playful
personalways
up for anything,
anytime! And I
mean that with
everything I do.

I took up nursing a few


years back, and I lost count of
the times I got complimented
on how sexy I looked in my
nursing uniformall white, t
in the right spots, exuding a
kind of innocence that teased
my then-boyfriend. I found it
absurd, until things got steamy
one night after he picked me
up from class and showed me
that he was really turned on by
his naughty nurse fantasy. My
boyfriend, apparently, was more
adventurous than I was.
We were on our way to
Ortigas to meet his sister in a
condominium when he started to
give me this familiar lookthe
usual look hed give when hes
in the mood. We rushed up to
the condo, not wanting to make
his sister wait long for us. Right
before we got in the elevator,
he suddenly grabbed me and
started kissing me. I couldnt
resist, feeling more turned on
as I heard the dinging sound.
He grabbed me and pushed me
against the wall of the hallway.
I felt my back pressing on the
elevator buttons. It was eight in
the evening, just in the height
of rush hour in the Metro, but it
didnt stop us from our naughty
sexcapade along the hallways
of the condo. As lucky and as
unusual as it may sound, the
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coast was clear. We had the


hallway to ourselvesor at least
until the next lift of the elevator
arrived.
He hiked up my white skirt,
pulled my sheer white stockings
down, as he passionately groped
me everywhere. By that time,
we really couldnt care less if
people started rushing out of
the elevator. His foreplay got
me started and I knew we had

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to go all the way. We were both


so turned on, getting more
excited at the thought that we
could get caught. Believe it or
not, we both nished just before
the elevator gave off another
ding! We made it just in time
to meet his sister for late dinner.
We were both smirking at the
thought that we had done the
deed in the time it took for an
elevators roundtrip.
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THE CLASS
NAUG H T Y C O E D S , O R G M AT E S , A N D ST U DE N T C OU NC I L
PRESIDENTS ACHIEVE HIGHER LEARNING THROUGH
M I S B E H AV I N G
CLASS ACT
This experience happened six years
ago. I was in fourth-year high school
then. I had a boyfriend at the time
and I was studying in a co-ed school.
I can still remember the time we did
something really unbelievable in our
English class. There were 36 students
and the teacher to be exact. My boyfriend and I were both seated at the
end of the row. Suddenly, he asked me
to put my leg up. I did as I was told,
then he slipped his finger inside my
skirt. He teased me further by inserting them inside my panties. I got
really wet. He bowed his head to cover
for what he was doing. It felt so good
that I had to muffle my moans. After
which he said, Bigay mo sa akin
yang suot mong panty. I didbut
only when the class was dismissed.
We continued what wed started back
in his place.
By Mickey

ORG MATES MATE


I had an experience with an orgmate
whos older than me. Hes cute and
gentlemanly. Turns out hes a sexual
predator, too, and he drove me wild. I
didnt notice him at all in school until
our organizations party. He told me
that he had a crush on me, but I just
laughed it off because I thought he
was just drunk. He offered me a ride
home, after which we exchanged numbers. We went out for drinks and chitchat until our topic got intimate. We
started talking about our wildest experiences. I was getting tipsy so I told
him I wanted to try car sex someday.
I didnt know that someday would
come so fast. When we went back to
the car, he kissed me and started to
caress my body. He touched me from
my breasts down to my legs. Hes a
good kisser and he had an addictive
smell that blew me away. I kissed him
deeply, wanting more. At first it was
a bit awkward seeing people pass by
but we were so horny. I took my top
off; he took off his bottoms. I kissed
him from his neck down to his navel

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and further down. A minute later I


was on top, riding him hard and fast.
He caressed my breasts and flicked
his tongue on my nipples. It was such
an incredible turn-on so I pumped
faster until I climaxed like never before. After I came, I gave him a major
working over. Since I was still wet he
took me from behind doggy style and
slammed me so hard. I kept exclaiming, Oh yeah! until my mouth went
dry. I came again. When it was his
turn, I licked his balls until he blew
his load.
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LITTLE SISTE R
SCOR ES
Ive always been
anti-experimentation throughout
my academic life,
which turned out
to be pretty ironic
because of what
happened when I
went to Caliraya
on vacation. I was
there with my
boyfriend and his
familyparticularly his younger
sister. We drank
one night and
before I knew it, I
was super drunk.
My boyfriend
wasnt too keen on
turning in yet, so
he sent me to bed,
a big one that we
shared, along with
his equally inebriated sister. Instead
of immediately
passing out after
he left to rejoin the
party, something
much more interesting happened.
I dont know what
came over me but
I indulged my bicurious feelings

with his feisty younger sibling. To


make it even more deviant, I was a
working girl and she, a college student. She was also very good. It was
only afterward that I found out that
unbeknown to her family, she was a
notorious lesbian in school.
By Noelle

STU DE NT LEADE R R EVOLTS


I was the student council president
back in college, and one of the perks
was having an office to stay in. One
project of mine was a concert by
MYMP, for which my boyfriend volunteered as a committee member. During the concert
night, I was feeling electric and
wanted to get hot.
I approached him
in the entrance
booth and we
searched for some
place to make
out. We found a
corner around the
gymnasium but I
thought of a better idea: To do it
in the office. We
hurriedly went to
the dark office,
locked the door,
and closed the
windows. While
students were
happily singing
with Juris, we
were there in the
office having sex
on my table. Since
then, wed always
go to school early
and have sex. So
as not to be obvious because of the
shadows, we do it
behind the door,
sitting on a monobloc chair, with me
riding him on top.
By Chrissy

I wa s o n t o p ,
ri d i n g h i m
h a rd a n d f a s t .
He c a re s s e d
m y b re a s t s
a n d f l i ck e d
his tongue on
my nipples.
It wa s s u ch
a n i n c re d i b l e
turn-on so
I pumped
faster until I
climaxed like
n e ve r b e f o re

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I kept stroking
his neck, casually kissing his ears and
touching him down there

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EJAY L EU NG
OF M I DN IGH T BON K ER S
AS TOLD TO

P ONG CA ST I L L O
ST Y L I NG A SH L EY
M A K E U P A M A N DA

CAY UCA
PA DI L L A

F OR M AY BE L L I N E
HAIR

JA N DR A BA BI ER A

F HM G O T M E A S A S E X G U R U
B E C A U S E I H AV E T HE K N O W L E D G E
AND THE EXPERIENCE TO HELP
OTHER PEOPLE IMPROVE THEIR SEX
L I V E S . B U T A S M U C H A S I WA N T T O
S AY I K N O W I T A L L , M A S A R A P PA
R IN A NG B AWAT E X P E R I E N C E E H .
IB A PA R IN A NG B AWAT IS A .
My ex-boyfriend and I used to go to the movies
and dine in fancy restaurants. As much as I loved
cooking for him, we made sure to try something special
whenever we had the time. He took me to a buffet in a
hotel around the Pasig area, where we were reserved
to have lunch. For some unsurprising reason, I was
really in the mood to tease him on our way to the hotel.
I kept stroking his neck, casually kissing his ears and
touching him down there. Take note: We were going
to the hotel not to check in, but to dine in. Fast forward
to the parking lot, we were both in the mood to do the
deed.

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He parked the car and dragged me to the


nearest communal bathroom in the parking area.
It was a little past lunch time, so the chances of
someone whod had a sumptuous meal rushing to the
bathroom were really big, but by that time we couldnt
care less. We were both in the mood to do it right
then and there. We torridly kissed, him pushing me
against the bathroom door while I unzipped his pants.
I gave him head before he sat me on the sink and did
me. We nished in 15 minutesjust in time because
we could hear people outside. The adrenaline and
excitement turned us on. It was a good quickie
that made us hungrier and a lot more ready for the
buffet we were about to eat. You could tell we were
up to something naughty because we couldnt stop
laughing it off at our buffet table.
People may misconstrue me as someone whos
just in it for the fun, but I am actually very sentimental
and malambing. I may come off as a know-it-all when
it comes to sex, but what they dont know is that
having the right amount of condence turns women
on. Just like anyone whos in love, I do the little
things, like cooking for my guy. And good sex, I must
say, is just the cherry on top of it all. I am a one-man
woman, and I wouldnt have second thoughts about
giving him everything.

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Choose no time
Id do it anytime with
my guy. I like guys who
know how to work
their way.
Enjoy the benefits
It makes you glow! Your
guy could actually help
you get smooth skin, if
you know what I mean
I researched about it!
Know when to play
I still do it with my toys.
I like using sex toys,
but I think we should
always remember to use
it moderately. Masakit
masobrahan ng fun!
Experience needed
Unless youre up for
nagging phone calls
and extra emotional
men, dont do it with a
virgin. Naloloka sila!

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H O LI DAY:
C E L E B R ATE!

S U M M E R O U T I N G S , S TAY C AT I O N S , A N D E X C U R S I O N S
B R I NG OU T T H E K I N K Y I N T H E S E B A K A SYON I STA S
KWE NTONG BAR B E RO
It was Holy Thursday when my guy
invited me to stay in their house for
a family weekend. I didnt go home
to my province since I didnt want to
get caught in the holiday rush so I
decided to stay in my boarding house.
I prepared for my guy to fetch me
at around 1 p.m. When he arrived, I
thought we would proceed directly
to their house, but turns out he had
to pick up some DVDs his father
forgot at their barbershop. Most
establishments were closed that time,
and we both became horny when we
went inside the shop. He sat down on
the barbers chair and asked me to
give him head. I enjoyed seeing myself
reected multiple times in the mirrors.
We moved to the cashiers table and he
penetrated me from behind. We ended
in the missionary
position, our rst
time ever seeing
ourselves making
love surrounded
by mirrors.
When we arrived
at their house,
nobody suspected
anything. I spent
the whole weekend
in their house and
nothing naughty
happened, there
was no chance and
no place. Even if
we were together
in their house,
we just kept on
texting about
how happy and
enjoyable Thursday
was.
By Sweeths

And then the night came. Though we


wanted to be wild, we were hesitant
because the place was so quiet that we
might disturb other guests. But we
were thankful the next morning when
we heard the sound of a lawnmower
that could mufe the noise. So we
began. He tied me to the four corners
of our bed, put some cream on my
body, from foot to neck, then licked
it all off of me. After that, I tied him
up and used honey on him instead of
cream. We moved to the chair where
we continued our oral exploration.
We proceeded with a 69 position and
I couldnt contain my moans. He then
climbed on top of me and entered me
in a missionary position. After, we did
it doggy-style till we both climaxed.
We rested for an hour, then we opened
the back window and continued our
thrilling, wild, and
romantic escapade.
We were careful to
not let the other
guests on the zip
line see our crazy
activities. I felt
tired. But things
were denitely
loud because that
lawnmower had
stopped half an
hour into things.
By Nyb

After, we did i t
doggy-st yle til l w e
both climaxed. We
rested for an hour,
then we opened
the back window
and continued our
thrilling, wild,
and romantic
escapade

COU PLE MAKES NOISE


My guy planned our anniversary with
a special surprise: He booked us an
overnight stay in a mountain resort.
I allow my guy to be adventurous
and wild during our special daybut
with a few conditions: no anal and no
swallowing. We rst enjoyed the place
and its amenities as soon we got there.
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SOR RY, WER E


CLOSE D

One summer, my
ex was invited by
his aunt to manage
a boutique for more
than a month.
While his aunt
was on vacation, it
was only him and the helper watching
the store. Of course, wed always take
advantage of the situation. Every day,
hed instruct the helper to go home.
There was a mini ofce on the second
oorwe did it there and it was the
rst time I did it in front of a big
mirror. Doing it inside the tting room
was an even hornier experience. We
tried the stairs, too. Sometimes wed
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even fuck while wearing the items


from the shop. Wed do it almost every
day!
By Nyb

HOT, HOT H EAT


I went with two friends to the Hot Air
Balloon Festival last Februarya guy
(who I like and irt with) and this girl
who was also part of my photography
group. It was a hot day, and after the
morning show we went to the terminal
and decided to check in at a nearby
hotel before going back to Manila for
a quick shower. That was supposedly
the only reason we checked in. I took
a shower rst, then my girl friend
went after me, leaving me and my
guy friend alone in the room. After
staring at me, he suddenly kissed me
on the cheeks. I didnt give him any
hint to stop; I guess the room just
made me feel horny. I looked at him,
then we started kissing. He started
kissing my lips, down to my neck then
my breasts. He slipped his ngers
down and started to play aroundthe
feeling made me want more, but we
were afraid that our friend might
catch us. I wanted to say stop but we
both wanted more, so he said, Just a
quickie. We did it standing up near
the door for ve minutes. I never
thought I could do it, that I could have
an affair. I was in a rocky relationship
with my boyfriend that time. Our
friend never caught us and I was still
in that mixed-up state, thinking if it
really happened. On our way to Manila
I sat beside my girl friend, but we
kept on exchanging text messages.
We started planning how we would do
it againwe were both bitin and we
both wanted more. So we pretended to
go our separate ways. Then I met my
guy friend again and we checked in
somewhere for ve hours. I like how
he licked meno guy has ever done
that to me, not even my boyfriend.
We met again after two days. I was
confused but I know we were just
friends with benets. We still hang
out with friends and pretend nothing
happened or is happening between us.
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P H O T O G R A P H Y:

R I A R E GI NO
OF FAT CAT S T U DIO
AS TOLD TO:

M IC H R . L AGDA M E O
ST Y L I NG : DEB BER NA L E S
M A K E U P: A M A N DA PA DI L L A

F OR M AY BE L L I N E
H A I R:

GE OR GE A L I BEN

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O n e t i m e , I wa s h a n g i n g o u t w i t h a f r i e n d a t h i s p l a c e . O u r
f r i e n d s h i p wa s p l a t o n i c we j u s t e n j oye d c h i l l i n g o u t . O u t o f
n ow h e r e , h e s t a r t e d r i f l i n g t h r o u g h my b a g , l o o k i n g f o r s o m e t h i n g .
I h a d n o i d e a w hy h e wo u l d d o t h a t ! M ay b e h e wa n t e d t o c h e c k o u t
w h a t wa s i n s i d e h o p i n g t o f i n d a ny t h i n g i n t e r e s t i n g o r we i r d ? I t
m u s t h ave b e e n n a ve o f m e t o n o t r e a l i z e t h a t t h i s wa s p r o b a b l y h i s
way o f m a k i n g p a - c u t e .
I didnt know if I was going to get annoyed or
intrigued, especially when he pulled out my red lipstick
from my bag. This was where it got odder: He smeared
it on his lips and playfully started to attack me with
his red-lipped mouth! Naturally, I got into the spirit
of things and grabbed my lipstick back from him, put
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harutan, each of us trying to get as much lipstick as


possible on the other person!
It felt like a game, but there was this intense
energy surrounding us. From just chilling out, all of a
sudden we were really at it, laughing and jumping on
the bed. It was so funny, and so crazy! And it got even
crazierin all that red lipstick-ed madness, the next
thing I knew, we had already started kissing for real.
Maybe the whole thing was an excuse for us to nally
get some sexual tension out of the way, or maybe it
was just a random, randy romp. But its pretty
obvious how that hang out session ended.
We both won the red lipstick game!

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S A R A H S INF INI T E
( R OMP ) P L AY L IS T
S O M E T H I N G A B O U T U S ,
DAFT PUNK
A L O N E ,
XXYYXX
FAV O R I T E T H I N G S ,
T H E G O L D E N F I LT E R
E V E R L A S T I N G B E A C O N O F L I G H T,
ZECHS MARQUISE

D O I N I T R I G H T,
DAFT PUNK
S E X Y R E S U LT S ,
D E AT H F R O M A B O V E 19 7 9
PA R I S ( R E M I X ) ,
AEROPL ANE
M I D N I G H T V O YA G E ,
G H O S T L A N D O B S E R VAT O R Y

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M AY B E T HE
W H OL E T HING
WA S A N E X C U S E
F OR U S T O
F IN A L LY GE T
S O ME S E X U A L
TENSION OUT OF
T HE WAY

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B L A M E IT O N
TH E ALC O H O L
TOO MUCH LIQUOR CA N GET YOU FLUSH E D AN D
STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT IT ALSO GOT
THESE LADIES IN THE MOOD
DRINKS LEAD TO GIRL-ON-GIRL
I had a sexual encounter with a
girl one Friday. I met her over
drinks. She got drunk and ended
up spending the night in my condo.
I didnt expect the sex to be so
amazing. I licked her breasts down
to her navel. Then I ate her pussy.
She was really drunk, and the next
morning she woke up naked and
asked me if we had done anything. I
told her what had happened and she
smiled at me. I was surprised when
she started kissing me torridly. I
couldnt help myself so I started
undressing to do the deed once
again!
By Kiki

MAGIC!
It was Valentines Day and I was
hanging out at this dorm with
some people. It was a gathering of
single people, so this guy offered
me a drink. I accepted it. He sat
down next to me and we ended up
talking. When I asked him what he
did for a living, he got his wallet
and when he opened it, flames came
out. Im a magician, he said. Id
never met a professional magician
before so I was really intrigued, and
also buzzed. I asked him to show me
more tricks and he said he wanted
to work on a new one that involved
making my underwear disappear.
Suddenly I felt horny so I said we
could go to his room where we could
practice. It was a dorm, and he had
a roommatewho was asleep at the
time. Nevertheless, we had to do it
quietly. I had to bite his shoulder
the entire time to keep from making
noise and waking up the others. I
thought it was kinkier that way.
By Amy Sina

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE


My boyfriend and I are not very
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good drunks.
Sometimes we
get so smashed
that we end
up parking
somewhere and
sleeping there
instead of forcing
a drive home. But
one particular
night, we decided
to take advantage
of the situation.
My guy, his head
spinning from
the party we
just came from,
decided to pull
the car over on
a side street in
Quezon City. His
car was tinted
and I thought
instead of it being
a boring night
of nothingness,
we should get
naughty. My
guy was passed
out so I pulled
his zipper down
and worked him.
When it was fully
erect, I positioned
myself on top of
him by lowering
the drivers seat.
I rode him as
he slept; impressively it was hard
enough to last a couple of minutes.
But still I felt bitin, so I finished
myself off with a vibrator. Where did
I get it? In his glove compartment,
because I am such a girl scout.
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well because
whenever we
were drunk,
he would
make naughty
advances. It
started one night
after a dive trip,
when we decided
to have a few
shots at another
friends house.
The tequila was
going around
fast and suddenly
the hands of my
diving instructor
were getting
playful. He
whispered in
my ear that we
leave and head
for one of the
empty rooms.
Horny and
tipsy, I obliged.
He kissed me
passionately,
his tongue
caressing mine.
He removed
my pants and
underwear and
started eating
me out like there
was no tomorrow.
I returned the
favor by giving
him intense head, his moaning told
me he enjoyed it. When we were
done with the pre-game stuff, I told
him to mount me, missionary style.
We lasted for about half an hour
before climaxing together in each
others arms. Every dive trip, we
make it a point to secretly disappear
and have a diving session of our
own.
By Princessfishy

S he go t dr unk
a nd e nde d up
s pe nding t he
night in m y
c o ndo . I didn t
e x pe c t t he s e x t o
be s o a m a z ing.
I lick e d he r
bre a s t s do w n t o
he r na v e l. T he n
I a t e he r pus s y .
S he w a s re a lly
dr unk , a nd t he
ne x t m o rning s he
w o k e up na k e d
a nd a s k e d m e
if w e ha d do ne
a ny t hing

DEEP SEA DIVING


I had a crush on my scuba diving
instructor. I knew he liked me as
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I knew I was buzzed because when I saw the pictures afte rward.
my underwear was already on display for eve ryone to see
PHOTOGRAPHY

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ve been dating this guy for a while and if I could only say one thing, then it would
be that the chemistry between us is crazy, crazy good. We went out for his birthday party in one of those clubs that used to be so hot: Fiamma. Its not there
anymore, but I have so many memories in that place. It was a big party and all his
friends were there, all my friends were there, toowhich was great because I really
thought this guy was the bomb and I wanted to introduce them to him. We were all
having fun, and soon the alcohol started affecting our already good chemistry.
I dont even remember who initiated it. At rst holdingholding lang. Chancing. Then kisses on the cheeks, later on
the mouththen before I knew it I was already perched on
his lap. I knew I was buzzed because when I saw the pictures
afterward, my underwear was already on display for everyone to see! But they probably didnt notice since we were also
making out like wild animals. I had my red lipstick on and
it was getting all over his face. Little by little, his friends

I was way horny and I wanted it


so bad. I thought, sige na nga and
pulled down my tube top and put
his hands on my boobs
started leaving because he wasnt paying attention to them
at all. Obviously, he was too busy getting face-painted by my
lips. Note that hes not actually the type to get freaky in public, so it shocked his friends because hes usually so prim and
proper. As for mewell, you can probably tell that I didnt
care so much. So his buddies left without being able to say
goodbyehiyang-hiya sila to pull him away to say goodbye
because we were so in the zone.
Eventually we had to leave, too, and he drove me to my
condo. Of course, I asked if he wanted to x up at my place,

but we both knew I had something naughty in mind. When


we got upstairs to my room, though, thats when I realized I
had a problem. My old condo was pretty dirty and messy
make that very messy, it looked like a disaster zone more
than a living place. We got in and started making out in the
dark, but I was already so worried that if he saw the mess it
would be a massive turn-off. He tried turning on the light,
and in panic, I shrieked, No! and swatted his hand away
from the switch. He tried to lift me up onto a table instead,
and the reward he got for his effort was feeling something
sticky with his hands! He thought, Oh my God, ang dumi
ng girl na to, pero okay lang. May potential. I know this
because he told me afterward and I was so embarrassed.
In between all my damage control and fumbling in the
dark, we were still getting hot and heavy, we didnt even take
our clothes off yet. Somehow we found our way to my bed
but then it was his turn to have a problemhe couldnt get it
in. I started slapping him in drunken disappointment. I was
way horny and I wanted it so bad. I thought, sige na nga and
pulled down my tube top and put his hands on my boobs. The
boobs always work, ha ha! It was all the encouragement he
needed, and we had a lot of fun that night. Though, I made
sure to kick him out way before the sun came up!

They say if there are


three of you, its a
threesome. But if its
just two of you, its a
twosome. But if youre
all alone, and you have
nothing to do, then
youre handsome!

SHES A DOG
S e x i s fu n b e c a u s e
y o u b r i ng o u t t h e
a n i m a l i n you ! S o i f
y o u r e a puss y c a t ,
y o u r e a puss y c a t .
If y o u r e a c u d d l y
te ddy b e a r, y o u r e a
te ddy b e a r. I f y o u r e
a ta r s i e r h o l d i n g
o n to th a t st i c k o f
y o u r s , the n y o u r e a
ta r s i e r ! It dep e n d s
w ha t a n i m a l , b u t
i ts r e a l l y fu n . M y
s p i r i t a ni m a l i s a
d o g b e c a u s e t h e r e s
o n l y o ne s ty l e , h a
h a ! B u t o ne t h i n g
I v e l e a r ne d i s t h a t
w e s ho ul d n t b e a s
messy as animals!
B e c a us e yo u n e v e r
k n o w w h e n i t s g o i n g
to h a p p e n

Whats the difference


between 69 and 6.9?
Well, both are great,
kaso lang the other one
has a period!

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WORKING GIRLS
C L O C K I N G I N O V E RT I M E R E A P S S E X U A L PAY O F F S
PE RVE RT TI M I NG
Im normally a jeans-type of girl, but I
wore a miniskirt to work one time due
to the strong rain and floods. My legs
were super visible from my cubicle
and I just put a hand towel over my
lap to protect myself from getting
ogled at. When lunchtime came, I
found myself eating alone due to the
absence of my workmates. A client
approached me, trying to follow up on
a business proposal.
We chitchatted
while I was having
my lunch when
suddenly he asked
me why I was
covering my legs.
He told me my legs
were gorgeous and
that I shouldnt
cover them up. I
blushed and replied,
Mahirap na, baka
tigasan ka eh. It
was so awkward and
I just followed it
up with a sheepish
laugh. He was
surprised by my
reply but laughed it
off as well. Before
this, he kept asking
me out to lunch
or snacks or just
to hang out. But
despite his good
looks, I constantly
turned down all his
invitations because
hes married. As I
was packing my
lunch, he suddenly
grabbed the towel
from my lap. I
assumed he saw
my undies and I
was shocked at what he did. I tried
to get the towel back but to no avail.
He tried to kiss me so I did my best to
avoid him. But then suddenly, right
then and there he opened his zipper
and started masturbating in front
of me. I ran out of the pantry and
notified the nearest person I came
across. He was so embarrassed and
since then, I didnt see his face again.
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friend for at least four nights. My guy


was to sleep in his friends apartment.
The job fair was going to run for two
days. After registration on our first
day, my guy and I spent the next
day at the job fair and the bar in the
evening. By the second day, I felt tired
and didnt want to go because of the
long lines. My guy whispered that
he knew about a nearby inn with a
love chair. I asked him what a love
chair was, and he
just said Id find out
soon enough. We
arrived at the inn
right away, and I
was surprised when
I entered the room
and saw it. Both
of us were tired,
but after just ten
minutes, I couldnt
resist my curiosity.
We tried different
positions, a very
memorable one had
me lying on my
back with both legs
hanging as if giving
birthwith my guy
sitting below and
eating me out. We
checked in around
10 a.m. and left at 8
p.m. We made love
thrice, but Ive lost
track of how many
times I came. When
I got back, everyone
was woried because
theyd been trying to
reach me since 7. I
told them my phone
was low batt and I
just watched a movie
to relax.
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I continued
to work
when he
kissed my
ear. I tried
stopping
him but I
was really
getting
turned on
with what he
was doing

WHATS A LOVE CHAI R?


My guy accompanied me to an outof-town job fair. It was my first time
in the city we went to, so my mother
arranged for me to stay with her
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N IG HT DI FFE R E NTIAL
One day, my boss asked me if I
could stay after work to finish some
documents. I agreed. After all the
people in the office had left, my boss
entered my cubicle and leaned close
to me as I was typing something
on my computer. He went near my
neck, inhaled, and said, You smell
good. I didnt react and continued
to work when he kissed my ear. I
tried stopping him but I was really
getting turned on with what he was
doing. In no time, he was in front
of me. I was still seated in my chair
just staring at him as he undid the
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buttons of my blouse. He caressed


my boobs and kissed me on the lips.
I was getting horny so I kissed him
back, torridly. As he undid my bra,
he sucked my nipple while his other
hand was busy playing with my other
breast. He stopped and invited me into
his office. I gladly obliged. He laid me
down on his table, and this aroused
me so much. He teased me and told
me that he would do me whenever,
and wherever, he wanted. He lifted
my skirt up, took off my panties, and
started licking my pussy. I moaned
loudly because I knew that there was
nobody left to hear me in the office.
After eating me out, he inserted a
finger in me, and moved it in and
out to torture me. I begged him to
take me after he inserted another
finger inside. Nodding, he inserted
his cock inside me and I was shocked.
It was huge and I felt really full. He
started pumping me hard and fast
as I madly kissed him. I moaned so
loudly because I didnt care if someone
was listening anymore. When he was
about to come, he asked if he could
blow his load in me. I said yes. It felt
so good. As we fixed ourselves up, I
turned around to see if anyone had
seen us. I saw the half open door so it
was possible someone had seen us do
the nasty. It turned out to be exactly
the case. As we left his office, a
janitor passed by and smiled at me.
By Kiki

CUSTOM E R IS ALWAYS R IG HT
Im a dancer at one of the local girly
bars in Quezon City. Im used to guys
ogling and groping me but sometimes
when the customer is cute, I cant
help but give in, even if its against
our rules. One hot guy who always
asked for me invited me to his place
after my shift and I agreed. He was
sweet and always requested for my
company. We clicked because we
could talk about almost anything.
When we got there he couldnt even
wait and began working his fingers
on me while licking my neck. I was
so aroused that I bent down, pulled
down his boxer briefs and gave him
the best blowjob I could. He was so
sweet because he asked me to stop and
kiss for a while because he was in no
hurry because he really liked me. So
I gave him a hand job instead and we
made out like teenagers the rest of
the nightwith some heavy petting of
course.
By Starbeam
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J u s t a s m y und e r wear was ab o u t to c o me o ff, we


he a rd s om e t hi ng make a n o ise b eh in d u s

PHOTOGRAPHY
FOR MIDNIGHT BONKERS

EJAY L EU NG

AS TOLD TO

B.A. BOR L E O
S T Y L I N G A SH L EY CAY UCA
M A K E U P A M A N DA PA DI L L A F O R
M AY BE L L I N E
H A I R R HOY C ERVA N T E S F O R L O R E A L
PROFESSIONEL

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One of the funniest experiences Ive ever had was when my guy and I were in
the U K for a wedding. It was a Saturday and we were out in the countryside.
It was one of those magical English summer days, I remember the warm
sunshine and how I felt every breeze on my face and skin. It was so peaceful,
no hints whatsoever of any city noise, just the rustling of leaves and the
different sounds insects made. These kept us both in a good mood. Wed been
running late all day but were just too happy to notice it. We both knew that
this feeling would eventually lead us to doing something very naughty.
The wedding reception was in a
beautiful and romantic country house
with a huge garden adjacent to a forest.
I really cant describe it better than to
say that it was like something out of a
fairy tale.
I don't normally drink much, but
things got a bit out of hand after we
toasted to the couples future. A few
glasses of champagne later, I was
feeling a bit tipsy. I was wearing a
little black dressmaybe not the most
suitable attire for an English wedding,
but it sure made me feel sexy. My guy
was looking so pogi in his suit; he
never gets a chance to wear one in
tropical Manila. I cant quite remember
what happened next or whose idea it
was. All Im certain of is that we both
got caught in the moment: the romantic
locale, the atmosphere, the alcohol, and
the mood this combination put us in.
We snuck out of the reception,
walking hand-in-hand through the
woods to look for the ideal spot to
satisfy our urges.
After a couple of minutes wandering
around, we found the perfect spot.

We felt so hot and horny out in the


fresh air. We were all over each other
soon enough: tugging at our clothes,
kissing, grabbing, pulling, and
touching. A few moments later, my
little black dress hung on a nearby
branch alongside my guys suit.
We continued to grope each other,
squishing our faces together, and
letting our hands wander freely.

We snuck out of the


reception, walking hand-inhand through the woods to
look for the ideal spot to
satisfy our urges

Just as my underwear was about to


come off, we heard something make a
noise behind us. We both turnedand
there they were: Standing about 20 feet
from us were an elderly lady teacher
and around 10 teenage girls. We froze,
not knowing what to say or do. Neither
did they. We all just stood there and
stared at each other for what seemed
like ages.
Still in shock, I tried to grab our
clothes off of the tree, but my body
wouldnt move right. My boyfriend got
a hold of me right before I fell on my
ass. It was then that madam teacher
nally gathered her thoughts. She said,
calmly, Well, students, I believe I saw
some squirrels over this way. Come on
now children, move along. And off
they went. My boyfriend and I burst out
laughing once they were gone. Only
in England could people be so calm
and polite in such an embarrassing
situation.
We later found out that the woods
were also near the local girls school.

They go there every Saturday for


the nature trail, taking photos of the
wildlife. I wonder if anyone documented
that days wild creatures? Ha ha!
We knew we had pushed our luck
enough so we quickly got dressed and
got back to the party. We spent the rest
of our time there sitting and giggling
uncontrollably. The other guests must
have thought, These people from the

Philippines are crazy!


Finally, we excused ourselves from
the reception and headed back to our
hotel. We werent tired or embarrassed
by what happened, we just wanted to
continue our botched plan. Only this
time around we did it indoors and away
from prying eyesbut Im pretty sure
the guests next door heard everything
that happened!

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Why is sex

They say the best sex is the one


you have with someone you have a
special connection with. Thats when
you also find the fun and humor in
sex. At that point, sex is anything
goesand you see the fun in almost
everything that you do. You can be
in a room full of friends, family, or
even strangers and still be able to
give each other a look that can both
remind you of that naughty little
secret you share. Try it out with your
couple friendsif youre out with
them and they suddenly smirk at
each other, #alamna!

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OUT IN THE OPEN


THE SE HONEYS ALL KNOW IT: THERES MORE TO
INTERCOURSE THAN THE FOUR CORNERS OF A BEDROOM
FRONT AN D CE NTE R
My boyfriend kept telling me that he
wanted to do the deed in a center near
his apartment. One day, after much
convincing, I nally agreed to his idea.
We went there at dawnI was wearing
a skirt over my undies and tape over
my nips. After checking if the coast
was clear, we locked ourselves inside
the ladies restroom. We started inside a
stall but transferred to the oor because
the place was too cramped. We did it in
his favorite position: sitting and facing
each other. Once we nished grinding,
I went outside to
check if it was okay
for him to leave the
ladies roomto
my horror, a guard
popped into view. I
hurried back to the
CR while mumbling
loudly that I left
something. I
mustve looked
suspicious, because
when I went back
out, the guard was
standing near the
toilet entrance. I
went back in and
out for a third
timehe wasnt
anywhere in
sight, so I told my
boyfriend he could
come out. Alas, the
guard re-appeared again! My boyfriend
had to hide in the mens toilet. After
half an hour we managed to escape the
center. I dont blame the guard for being
suspicious, thoughafter all, I was still
sticky and bathed in sweat.
By Ladi innocent

my marriage to be with someone else.


I thought I could contain my lustful
desires but I was wrong. Now, I have
a new FuBu and his name is Troy. We
met in his ofce after I was raging,
complaining of their bad service. When
he services me, though, I dont think I
can complain.
By Winna

MOVI E R U B DOWN!
I nally went out with a guy Id been
chatting with for a very long time one
weekend. We had coffee and he kept
on looking at me
as if he wanted to
undress me right
then and there. He
told me he had a lot
in store for us that
day. We decided
to watch a movie.
While watching,
I placed my elbow
right next to his
and rubbed up
on him, but after
some time, he
moved away and
left me hanging.
So I tried to be a
snob and ignored
him for about 30
minutes. I focused
on the movie. After
a while, I placed
my right foot in
between the chair in front of us and
rubbed my legs with his. This time, I
knew that I had gotten his attention.
He touched my legs until the credits
rolled. We just rubbed up on each other
during the entire course of the lm. I
knew he wanted more, but we saved it
for another time. Sometimes, its best to
keep things nice and tense.
By Misery girl

We en d ed u p d oing
th e d eed u n d er t he
m oon , i n a s t an d i ng
p os i ti on b es i d e m y
m otorcy cl e. I t wa s
m y f i rs t ti m e ou t si de
m y m ar ri ag e to b e
w i th s om eon e else .
I th ou g h t I cou l d
con t ai n m y l u s tf ul
d es i res b u t I w a s
w ron g

NOT-SO-DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE
I am in my late 30sa mother of three
kids, two of them already in their
teens. Call me a bored housewife with
nothing much to do. I had a few text
mates and even had two FuBus at one
time. I would alternate between them
and, once in a while, would even take
on one-night stands. My rst FuBu
was Larry. We were just text mates
until the night I went to his place to
have my motorcycle lights xed. He
was able to x them, yes, but then he
started kissing and touching me. We
ended up doing the deed under the
moon, in a standing position beside my
motorcycle. It was my rst time outside
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SCH E DU LES: M ET!


My boyfriend and I hadnt seen each
other for quite some time due to our
conicting schedules. So we had to
make the most out of this one time
he asked me out to eat and have some
bottles of beer. On our way back, he laid
his hand on my thighs. I could sense
his intense desire to do things beyond
that. He stopped the car and parked it
at the roadside. We kissed torridly and
passionately as he fondled my breasts.
He unbuttoned my dress, played with
his tongue, and went down from my
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neck, all the way to my breasts. All this


time I was caressing his little fellow.
Both of us were experiencing extreme
emotions but were distracted by the
people passing by on the road. Feeling
bitin, we checked in at a nearby motel.
We immediately took off our clothes. I
sat on his lap and we proceeded with
torrid tongue action. He carefully laid
me down on the bed then licked my
body, from my breasts down. I also
returned the favor by giving him head.
He asked me to be on top and then I
rode him wildly. That really red up
the night. After doing several positions,
we went to the bathroom and did
the doggy, both of us moaning as he
pumped me hard. He tapped my butt
(he loves it), the mirror in front of us
giving us a full view of what we were
doing until we reached climax. It was
such a superb experience.
Jomayel01, by email

AT TH E DR IVE I N
While waiting for our turn at our
favorite motel, my boyfriend and I
started getting busy in his car. It
started with him ddling me down
there. But I really wanted to make sure
hed do me like crazy as soon as we
got a room. So I took off my bra under
my blouse and gave him a peek of my
breasts. He was so horny that he took
out his cock and told me to give him a
hand job while he serviced me in return.
In the heat of the moment, the bellboy
knocked on our window, which had
me hurriedly covering my boyfriends
hand as my guy was still getting busy
with his ngers. He told my boyfriend
that a suite was available. It was kind
of expensive but my boyfriend agreed
without thinking twice because he was
so pumped-up already. As we parked
in the drive-in, I was anticipating wild
sex from him once we entered the room,
but to my surprise, my boyfriend asked
me to bend over and told me hed do
me doggie-style right in the garage. I
was so excited but a little nervous that
someone might catch us but I realized,
hell, this is what we came here for! So I
turned around, held on to his car door
and bent over. He lifted my skirt up and
rammed me from behind for a good 20
minutes! Although the garage door was
half open, it felt so good, and I didnt
care if a bellboy caught us and watched
us. It was a tting warm-up for the ve
rounds we did later in the room.
By girly29
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Chloe
Dauden
is ready to burst!

Meg
Imperial
almost loses it!

VOL.7

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HOW TO WR I T E A C ONFESS I O N
We know you have something to say, ladiesheres how to say it
H e r e s a s t e r e o t y p i c a l ( a n d s l i g h t l y s ex i s t ) Ve n n d i a g r a m o f
w h a t g i r l s a n d g u ys wa n t t o r e a d a b o u t :

Lay out your time and place: was it rst thing


in the morning, during your lunch break, or a
few minutes before midnight? Did it happen
in the passenger seat, on the kitchen counter,
at a movie theater, or in a tent in the middle of
nowhere?

Make your perspective count


Youve heard it more than once, and not just from
men who are trying to get in your pants: You are
special and unique, which means your point of view
matters. Feminist and erotica writer Anas Nin said,
We dont see things as they are, we see them as
we are. Own your storyand know that nobody else
can tell it better.

Know your audience


Are you writing for giggly, googly-eyed damsels
in distress looking for their fairy tale x, or smart,
handsome, well-adjusted men (ahem) who need
more action and adventure to be entertained?

But not too


c r e a t i ve
Presenting the eight
worst food-related
euphemisms for sex:
Feeding the kitty

G e t c r e a t i ve
Gasgas : He was so hot,
I gave in.
Okay: I had been
resisting him all
night, and just
before a new day
began, I nally
caved.

GIRLS
Small-town
countryside romance

BOYS
Zombies
Drama
Death

BFF bonding
in a cafe

Redemption
Happy
endings

What the
characters
wore

And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be
a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing
would ever compare to that single
moment when I first kissed the girl of my
dreams and knew that my love would last
forever. said no normal adult male ever,
except in Dear John , which doesnt count

Hiding the salami

Crashing
the custard truck

Cheesy but good:


Desire tugged at my
restraint, slowly but
surely, coaxing me to
bend the ruleswe can
always write new ones.

I stared off into the


distance, knowing my
world was about to be
turned upside down.
The door slammed shut,
but I was sure a window
would soon open.
There was nothing left
but the deafening sound
of silence.
And then we kissed.

W OR DS : SA RA H M.

Have fun with it


The same principle applies to writing
about your exploits and telling a dirty
joke: If youre not having fun, your
audience probably isnt, either. Your
story is a badge of courage; its not a
walk of shame, its a stride of pride.

Confusing statements

Minor disaster
Accurate estimate
Equally diverse

5 clich endings that


will make your readers
want to jump off a cliff:

Bumping the
beef steak

B ewa r e t h e
ox y m o r o n

Obedient deance

Finish strong

Batter dipping the


corn dog

A sporting event
that changed
the protagonists
life

Make your characters sound like real


people, not Nicholas Sparks fantasies

Stufng the turkey


Making a magic
sandwich

Car/horse/
dinosaur chases

It was all a dream.


and 1 line you should
never close with:

Close distance
Clearly ambiguous

Share your work;


seek out brutal, constructive
honesty* from people you trust
Your
boyfriend:
Wow honey,
uh wow.

Your girl
friends:
OMG, this is
sooo cute!

Your ex:
Is this about
me?
Your crusty
college
professor:
judgmental,
disapproving
silence

Just
sayin.
Your parents: Anak , bakit?

*which you probably wont get from these folks

Establish the setting

Blurred
Id actually run of f with my boy friend
for that hot vacation without my parents knowing

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D O C M A R L ON P E C JO
AS TOLD TO

A L L A N P. H ER NA N DE Z
ST Y L I NG A SH L EY CAY UCA
M A K E U P RU V I EL CA ST OR
H A I R JAY M ER M A L L A R I

SE X SHOULD RE ALLY BE AS
NATUR AL AS BRE ATHING. IT
SHOULDNT BE A HE ADACHE. IT
SHOULDNT FEEL LIKE A PROBLEM.
IT SHOULD BE FUN ! HOWE VER,
AS WITH ALL THINGS, SE X COULD
GO WRONG. AND WHATS RE AL
BAD IS WHEN ALL THE WRONG
ELEMENTS COME TOGETHER TO
MAKE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A
GRE AT E XPERIENCE A NIGHTMARE.
ITS A GOOD THING IVE NOT HAD
TOO MANY OF THESE DISASTERS
BUT I DO REMEMBER ONE THAT
HAPPENED FOUR YE ARS AGO WITH
MY BOYFRIENDHES NOW AN E X ,
BY THE WAY.
We were driving home from a weekend
getaway. I cant remember if it was Laguna or
Batangas, and it was night. We were doing
something in the caror should it be that I was
doing something in the car? Ha ha! Anyhow, so
there we were out on the road doing something
so you can just imagine the distraction I was giving
to my boyfriend while he was at the wheel. The
distraction proved to be so much that he ended
up mowing down a bunch of road markers. And
that was how we ended up being pulled over by
provincial police.
We were able to talk our way out of the mess
by using the clichd excuse of an artista : we were
in a hurry to get to a taping. But that wasnt exactly
the entirety of the wrong things wed committed
that time. Id actually run off with my boyfriend for
that hot vacation without my parents knowing, and
I was hurrying so I could be back in Manila in time
for work. So put that all together: the afterglow of
my out-of-town tryst with my boyfriend, capped
by a spur-of-the-moment act of kinkiness inside
a moving car, followed by a messed up road
accidentokay I confess, we also had a little bit
of the drink that fortunately left us unscathed but
still got us into a sticky situation. And then I had to
make sure my parents wouldnt know about it! Well
now you know, mom!

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T H E O N LY P I C K U P L IN E
K R I S T E L FA L L S V I C T I M
TO BECAUSE OF ITS
S H A M E L E S S F ILT H I NESSAND BECAUSE
ITS A GIRL WHO
DELIVERS IT
G I R L: M A N T IK A
K A BA?
G U Y: B A K I T ?
G I R L: PA K I S AW S AW
N A M A N Y UNG M A NI KO !

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T H E D I S T R A C T ION
PROVED TO BE SO
M U C H T H AT H E
E N D E D U P M O W IN G
DOWN A BUNCH OF
RO A D M A R K E R S

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T h e w a i t r e s s e s w e re merely meters aw ay from us


wh e n m y b o y f r i e n d s uddenly got all kinky and s tar ted
t o u ch i n g m e d o w n there in an imprudent manner

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N I KO V I L L E GA S OF E D GE OF L IGH T
AS TOLD TO

M I K EY AGU LT O
S T Y L I N G DEB BER NA L E S
M A K E U P A M A N DA PA DI L L A F OR
HAIR

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M AY BEL L I N E
JA N DR A BA BI ER A

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just can't get over this really kinky


story that took place in Bohol not
too long ago. My boyfriend and I
took a little out of town trip because
it was his birthday and I really
wanted to surprise him. Soon as we
got there, we did the usual vacay
stuffswimming, diving, drinking
nothing too fancy.
But when his big day finally came
along, I approached the manager of
the hotel to set up a special dinner
for us and gave him instructions
to amp up the whole thing and
make our dining experience more
romantic.
So here's the awesome part: While
the waitresses were busy setting up
his birthday dinner, my boyfriend
and I went for a dip in the hotel's
outdoor Jacuzziwhich, I must
admit, totally got me in the mood.
Imaginethe waitresses were merely
meters away from us when my
boyfriend suddenly got all kinky and
started touching me down there in
an imprudent manner.
After that I was, like, Screw it!
We'll just skip dinner, thank you
very much." And you know what
happened next. The fact that anyone
could have easily spotted us fooling
around made that moment all the
more exciting and memorable.
To this day, I still get all worked
up every time I think about that
experience.

WE KNOW THINGS ARE


ABOUT TO GET KINKY
WHEN
1 . Shes on an out of town trip with
her boyfriend for an anniversary.

2 . Her parents are asleep in the next


room.
3 . Her ex-lover texts her out of the
blue, and she wants a little bit of
revenge.
4 . Her handsome boss sends everyone
home for the day, but she chooses to
stay anyway.
5 . She and her boyfriend are joined
by her beaus cousin in a drinking
session.
6 . They met for the first time after
texting and chatting for months.
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AND THE
T R E AT S J U S T
KEEP ON
COMING
It took Danica a few shots to get that
rst confession out of her, but a couple
more into it and she started to go guns
a-blazin

NUMBER OF SHOTS

"I'm proud to admit that I've never


been in a one-night stand. Before I
sleep with someone, gusto ko at least
kilala ko na yung tao. I like sex, yes,
but I only like to do it with the person
I love."

NUMBER OF SHOTS

If I were given a hall pass for a day, I


would totally sleep with Chris Evans. I
know its a long shot, but whatever.

Th e fa ct th at a n y o n e c o u l d h av e easily spotted
us fool i n g a ro u n d m a d e t h at m oment all the more
e x c i t i n g a n d m e m o rable

NUMBER OF SHOTS

My favorite kind of sex is surprise


sex. And quickies.

NUMBER OF SHOTS

I may have a husky voice but I damn


well know how to scream in bed, ha
ha!

NUMBER OF SHOTS

Ive never been in a threesome, pero


sure ako na mata-try ko siya someday.

NUMBER OF SHOTS

To o m a n y t o c a l l
We once tried to do it in the intersection of a main road, which led to a long
trafc jam. Pero dont get me wrong
ha, we were in the car the whole time.

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FRIENDS WITH
BENEFITS
T H E S E S P E C I A L B U D D Y F AV O R S G I V E N E W M E A N I N G T O
THE TERM FRIENDZONED
FR I E N DS DO IT TOG ETH E R
My boyfriend and I were at a bar with
a couple of friends. I was heading
home to my boyfriends place after,
when one of the girls asked if she
could stay the night with us. I told
her we didnt have guest rooms, and
she needs to stay in the same room
as my boyfriend and I. I jokingly
told her to get drunk because we
were planning to have wild sex that
night. She laughed and agreed. On
the way to my boyfriends house, our
other guy friend who drove us there
asked if he could also stay because
it was late and hes a little tipsy to
drive back home. My boyfriend and
I agreed, but I was kind of pissed,
worrying how wed get to do the deed
with two other people in one room.
It was almost dawn when I decided
to grab my boyfriends shaft and
give him head. After crazy foreplay,
we decided to do it in all positions
possible, assuming we cant be seen in
the dark. I was really horny and wet.
It was a challenge not to moan too
loud. When I was on top of my guy, I
noticed the silhouettes of two of our
friends. They seemed to be cuddling
in the dark. I turned on the lights and
was surprised to see them doing their
own thing while my boyfriend and I
were also getting it on. We completely
ignored each other, turned the lights
off, and continued on. We sounded
like we were having an orgy, but it
was just two couples having wild sex
in the dark.
By Gia

CYB E R B U DDY SCOR ES


Years ago, I met a guy in an online
forum. I sent out feelers that I wanted
company, and we decided to meet. I
invited him to my place since I was
home alone, and didnt want to do it
in a sleazy motel. I brought him to my
bedroom and we started irting. Things
escalated pretty quickly: he groped
my breasts and fondled my nipples
through my thin blouse. I could tell
he knew I liked it, because I started
breathing heavily. I returned the favor
by kissing him with my wild tongue. I
pushed him into bed and started taking
off his pants, teasing his thing with

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my tongue, and putting it inside my


mouth. I paused for a few seconds at
a time to look him in the eye before I
started sucking him again. He started
to get really horny that he pulled me
up and ipped me on my back. He took
off my blouse and unhooked my bra,
kissing my neck as he made his way
down my tits. My nipples quivered and
I was moaning like crazy. He removed
my shorts and ate my already soaking
wet pussy. I thought I gave him mixed
signals by shrieking No, no, no
because he withdrew from kissing me
down there. I was startled when his
hard member suddenly entered me. The
last time I had sex was a year ago, so I
was tight! Each time he rammed his rod
inside me, I moaned so loud. My entire
body shook with
each thrust. After a
while, we both came
and rested in each
others arms.
By Ana

LESB IAN
FR I E N DS AR E
TH E B EST

I promised the guy a hot threesome


only after we used our sex toys on
him. He agreed. After a wild hour of
just hitting him from behind with our
dildos and vibrators, we blindfolded
him and told him we had a surprise.
My lesbian friend and I snuck out
of the room and went straight to my
apartment where we continued some
wild girl-on-girl action. I kissed (and
fucked) a girl, and I denitely liked it!
By Big_one

PU DGY N EW FR I E N D R ISES TO
TH E OCCASION
I just got through a very bad break up
with my boyfriend of three years, and
it was really difcult for me to move
on. I resorted to online forums to look
for friendsand
nd someone to do
the deed with. Ive
been chatting with
this guy for quite
some time when
we decided to meet
up in a motel. I
shed about how
he looked like so
I would at least
have an idea when
I see him. He told
me he was a little
meaty and big,
which I actually
preferred. Upon
arriving at the caf
across the motel, I
immediately looked
for the meaty,
big guy. Before I
spotted my online
friend, someone
put his hand on
my shoulders from
behind and said,
Hi. Punta na ba
tayo sa room? I
was shocked to meet a guy whos way
beyond meaty and big, he was
obese! To be polite, I ended up giving
the guy a hand job. But he more than
made up for his shortcomings when
he gave me some of the wettest oral
sex I could ask for. What else was I
supposed to do?
By Lalaine

I pus he d hi m i nt o
be d a nd s t a r t e d
t a k i ng o ff hi s
pa nt s , t e a s i ng
hi s t hi ng wi t h
my t o ngue , a nd
put t i ng i t i ns i de
my mo ut h. I pa us e d
fo r fe w s e c o nds a t
a t i me t o l o o k hi m
i n t he e ye be fo re
I s t a r t e d s uck i ng
hi m a ga i n.

My friend and I got


together a month
ago after years
of dodging each
other. We parted
ways a few years
back because I
dated her thenboyfriend who had
been my crush
long before they
got together. In my
defense, I didnt
know they were
together then. We
sorted things out
and got back to
being friends. She
confessed that she
became a lesbian a few years back and
I told her that I was experimenting on
the same thing, so we decided to have
fun while she was still in the country
for a vacation. We plotted revenge on
our former boy toy, so I irted with
him via text. Convinced that were up
for a threesome, the guy showed up at
our motel room. My lesbian friend and

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I a d m i t t h a t I h ave a l i t t l e
attention span problem
y u n g f o c u s ko m i n s a n ,
n awawawa l a s a l u g a r . P u t
m e i n f r o n t o f a t e l ev i s i o n
and Im guaranteed to zone
o u t eve n t u a l l y. I t h a p p e n s a
lot, which is embarrassing
e n o u g h , b u t i t a l s o g e t s f u n ny
b e c a u s e i t eve n h a p p e n s
d u r i n g h e a t e d m o m e n t s l i ke
t h i s o n e t i m e w h e n I we n t
h o m e f r o m t a p i n g , a n d my
p a r t n e r i nv i t e d m e t o g o
o n a DV D m a r a t h o n . I s a i d
ye s , s o h e c a m e ove r t o my
h o u s e . I d i d n t wa n t t o g o o u t
a ny m o r e , s o s t ay i n g i n wa s
perfect because Im often at
h o m e a f t e r wo r k a ny way. Yu n
l a n g ka s i a n g t i m e ko p a r a
mag-relax.

It wasnt an especially romantic hangout. We


just sat on the oor, instead of the sofa or bed.
We had chips and snacks pero walang drinks.
Even without all the mood-setters, siyempre sweet
naman kami, so while we were busy watching,
nag-start na . Kiss muna . Hug. Then later on it
moved to second basethird base.
This is where my problem came in. Slowly,
I ended up focusing on the TV again and
nakakalimutan kong may kasama ako. I dont
even remember what movie we where watching
anymore. But I do remember it had Channing
Tatum in it, and super crush ko siya since hes
a dancer just like me. As you can probably tell, I
got so engrossed in what I was watching na bigla
akong nawalan ng gana sa ginagawa ko kasi magka-climax na yung pinapanood ko. Unfortunately,
mag-kla-climax na rin ang partner ko ! Its quite
hard to watch television and to please your man
at the same time, but I didnt notice my growing
lack of effort in doing the latter. I cant say it
escaped my partners attention, too, though. He
mustve thought, Ano to? So he suddenly cut our
foreplay short and stood up.
I couldnt blame him for feeling disappointed.
I heard that when a guy is almost there and it
abruptly stops, masakit dawbut I couldnt help but
laugh! He just sighed and went out to vent on the
balcony. My lack of focus killed the mood that day,
and he left shortly after. I made it up to him the
very next day, though. We had a new rule: during
the act, the TV must always be switched off.

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CHANCING
101
Hindi mo maiiwasan ang
connection. Even if its just
your arms brushing together
kailangan lang magkaron ng
something. Then puwede mo
na gawing akbay, then hawak
na ng kamay. Basta gawan
ng paraang mag-touch, lalo
na pag intimate yung setting.
Create body contact and dont
talk too much. Pag masyadong
maraming sinasabitapos may
gusto lang pala silang gawin
parang bolero ang dating. Mas
maganda yung ipa-feel mo na
lang na may gusto kang gawin
and depende na lang sa girl
kung kakagat siya !

H OT J O B S
Ava lists down her top three
bang-able professions
DANCER
Di ba sinasabi ng karamihan
na kapag dancer, magaling
sa kama
BUSINESSMAN
Iba kasi sila. Ang
sophisticated ng dating, lalo
na the way they dress up so
perfectly
POLICEMAN
Gusto ko active ang lalaki
ko. Gusto ko rin yung may
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