JACK AND THE mutated

BEANSTALK
Once upon a time,a long, long, long time ago. This week to be exact. A
teenage boy name Jack Sloked and his mom Jeniffer were so poor they
barely had enough money to live. So jacks mom told him to sell his red
lamborghini. they were rich once until the giant Bobby attacked his father
with a bazooka (giant sized), killing him and taking everything except the
shiny cherry red car that was parked outside. Sell It! His mom yelled her
face welled up with worry. She put her hands on her head and started to sob.
Tears rolled down her face. Jack turned and ran like his life was to be spared.
He drove the expensive red car down the road and disappeared in a cloud of
dust. He sooner or later found an old man with a crazy grin. He was wearing
blue trousers on red jammies, rabbit shoes ,and...a sack of gold coins? Jack
pulled over immediately; Probably too fast because the old man waddled
over to the next bench and started texting on his iphone 5 like he was used
to this. Jack ran to him yelling Hey, man, come here! But he just ignored
him. As jack came closer he randomly said really loudly

WHAT DO

YOU WANT SONNY! Jack winced. He wasnt ready for a

loud,crazy old man in bunny slippers. But he...They...needed the money so he said
Can I trade a lamborghini for a sack-of-gold-coins-heh-heh. Instead, the old man held
out three old, gross, beans and plopped it in jacks hand. THE CAR he said slowly, like

WHO
CARES JACK! JUST HAND OVER THE
CAR! he yelled.Ok ,ok, ok, said jack covering his ears just in case another oldhe had trouble speaking. Oh, jack said-you mean the lamborghini .

man comes. Wait...for the beans-NO WAY! Jack said. Give me the gold! . The old
man sighed and replied: The beans are no ordinary beans Jack. Jack was curious to
see what would happen. Take the car. He prepared for the long walk home.

CHAPTER 2
Of course jacks mom threw the beans out the window and cried and
screamed. Jack kept cursing the old man and throwing in my gollys and gosh
darns. What they didnt know was that the beans were starting to grow, and

grow,grow, and grow,grow, and grow,grow, grow,grow, and grow,grow, and

grow,grow, and grow,grow, and grow,. The next morning Jack went out and
saw a shadow. he looked up and saw a mile wide 600 mile long cloud.
Everything was normal. Those stupid beans didnt do anything after all!
Jack yelled in frustration. Jack turned and scanned the area and saw a
plant...a beanstalk?. But it was no normal beanstalk. It was massive beanstalk! A
humongous beanstalk! Jack stared up at it in awe with his mouth open wide. Shut--up
jack said slowly. His mom ran out of the house yelling Ja-a- and fainted instantly. Jack
climbed up saying: Ok, Ill just climb up there and then climb right back down. When
he began to climb, The giant beanstalk quickly grew its needled vines toward jack it
grabbed his can of soda and impaled it and wrapped around and crushed it into a slab
of tinfoil and the coke disintegrated. Oh no! jack screamed. He punched it in the face
and it regrown into ten more of itself. But the higher he got the more curious he was and
he was more curious when he saw the mansion. At first it was the size of a stone then a
car until it was as big as the Himalayas. All of a sudden something grabbed his shirt and
dragged him down. Jack felt something stab through Jacks sprite and it wet his pants
and sent fizz shooting everywhere. Not again! he screamed in frustration. After
climbing and sparing gallons of soda to the beanstalk,Jack stumbled to the gateway and
wounded, fell on his face by to the door the size of a cliff and somewhere inside Jack
heard breathing (loud breathing), a microwave cooking meat what kind?,
and...Screaming? Jack quickly attempted to climb down but then the door opened and a
ruthless killer- a giant giantess stepped out.

CHAPTER 3
Jack saw an Xbox 360 and a million other gaming consoles. A grumpy fat giant-maybe
Bobby was playing them... What games Jack looked closer and saw murdering gamesrated M for mature Giant sized. Jack resisted the urge to scream and punch himself
and to jump of the beanstalk and yell Hasta-La Vista giants! and die. But jack hid
behind the door and waited for the giantess to go away. But instead she turned to Jack
and picked him up. Uh...Hi. said jack and he froze solid with fear. She quickly turned
around and headed straight to the giant that was fat. He saw Jack. Bah. Humans. who
cares? I Lost that appetite millennia ago. Jack was glad he wasnt carnivorous. Im
glad you're not carnivorous he said aloud. The giant laughed. His plump stomach
shook like jell-o. Of course not! He said. Jack couldnt resist laughing too. He was glad
that old man wasnt a giant. He would kill Jack just by talking to him. Then something
caught jacks eye: a gleam of gold. The giantess glared at him. He saw the giants jolly
chubby face form into an evil scowl. He walked to the kitchen and grabbed a bazooka
big and strong enough to blow the moon apart. He chuckled and said jackyou know

what I said about we don't eat humans. well, heh heh, we don't eat them because their
rarity. But occasionally when little blonde human boys come here, we grab a little
snack. the giant aimed the bazooka and missed the shot. The ceiling and a piece of
oak wood 3 feet across fell on his head with a loud CRACK! He wailed in pain and
yelled Jack! While he was struggling to hoist up his fat body, Jack stole the gold and
ran for his life. yelling Bwahahahaha! But he had other problems. The giantess
grabbed two huge cooking knives and charged. Then what happened after was
probably the luckiest event in history. Jack swerved to the right as a knife speared the
floor beside him. He hit a button on a playstation1 controller and the game call of duty
black ops came to life. Virtual Gunfire. It alarmed a chicken who laid an egg at the
giantess. She slipped and landed with a earthquake slam. Yes! Jack exclaimed. He
slid down as fast as he could ever slide. ,when he got to the bottom he grabbed a gas
chainsaw and sawed down the thick green trunk, Just as the giants got up.(YAY!) Bobby
the Giant screamed; enraged Ill kill you Ja- But his words were cut short from the
crash of the beanstalk. Jack showed his mom the gold and riches.
And they lived Happily Ever After.

Until a second later.