Custom Cards Against Humanity `s pack (Part 5 )

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What did Obama do
during his teenage
years?

Why was you late for

work?

The best use for

______ is _______.

I knew I should have

left ______ at home!

What's that down your

top?

If you don't have

_______, ________
and ________ will
work instead.

Shit! I left ______ in

the baby's room!

Christy always says

_________ whilst
riding a large black
cock.

What was the last

thing I googled?

It really works! I lost

50 pounds on the
__________ diet.

_____________! My
biggest fear!

Well, with all due

respect Mr. Scientist,
global warming is not
caused by human
activities, they are
caused by______.

Some idiot's are too

busy ______, to ever
learn anything!

____________,
applied directly to the
head.

I believe I can fly! I

believe I can
____________

Most played game in

_______.

How would I describe

my perfect lover?
Picture __________.

What I learned in
boating school is...

For Markiplier's next

Impossible Let's Play,
he will play
____________ while
multitasking
_________.

I hate it when a
_________ likes to
_________.

_____. Apply directly

to the forehead.

What's ___ and ___

and read all over?

I found _______ while

fisting.

A biker gang of
lesbian gypsies made
me _______.

I like my coffee like I

like my _______.
Black.

Happy Birthday Ben, i

hope your day is full
of ____________.

__________ +
____________ = a
dead black kid

_______ is only
awkward when you're
on a plane

I've been ________

and _________ in
attempts to destroy
you.

Brad likes to take

_________________
to bed with him.

Gertrude said
____________.

Why is the white man

so evil?

When seen by a cop

you must immediately
______________.

Mike Brown at 3C
Consultancy can help
me with _____

_________. Common
side effects include
nausea, constipation
and diarrhea.

The best Halloween

costume this year
goes to ____ as
_____

What stabbed Steve

Irwin's chest?

How did you lose your

virginity?

You know its a slow

day when ________.

I was at the strip club

and all of a sudden
________.

I hate it when ______

covers my _______

To become a partner
you need to
________________

What happened to me
today?

Maxine Caprioni
Loves _________.

I would rather be
stuck
with________than___
______.

When a creepy guy

sits down next to you
on the train, and all
youre thinking is...

Here Lies Rebecca

McElligott, 1976-2015,
devoted friend, lover
of
_________________
_.

Dannie's favorite
pastime is _______.

What is that stain on

my bedsheet?

Who's fisting Sleeping

Beauty?

All Peurto Ricans

love:

Tonight is going to be
legen, wait for it,
_________. .

What is the one thing

Angelo will not do for
money?

Nobody expected
Nichola's secret to be
_______

Only bros _________.

Why did the chicken

cross the road?

The art of ____, which

has been passed
down the Armstrong
line for generations!

Sometimes I ____
when I hear the
sounds of ____.

How I spent my
Summer Holiday?

It's a message. It
means Luca Braci
sleeps with the
________

Just when I thought I

was ________, they
pull _________ back
in!

I'm too old for

________!

Frankly my dear, I
don't ___________

Of all the _______ in

all the world, you had
to walk into mine.

My mama always
said, _________ is
like a box of
chocolates.

Get these
motherfucking
_________ off this
motherfucking plane!

Nothing in the world is

as bad as _________

You're only supposed

to blow the bloody
___________!

Imagine all the

_________

To ________, and
beyond!

Please Sir, can I have

some ________?

Why do I cry myself to

sleep every night?

What did little Suzie

get for Christmas?

I'm the king of the

__________!

I'm surprised the PC

brigade haven't
managed to get Cards
Against Humanity
banned.If only
because of it's
references to ____!

A woman's priority
should always be
__________

All that she wants is

__________

Statistically, 9/10
people enjoy
_____________?

_____________;
That's what she said!
;-)

Just spray on and

BANG! The
_________'s gone

The greatest threat to

humanity and the
environment in the
21st century is
____________

I like Walt Disney

films too! Have you
ever seen "________
and the
__________"?

The hills are alive with

the sound of
__________

Sarah Holub smells

like _________

Here lies Sagen

James, 1990-2015,
devoted friend, lover
of ______.

____ it's what's for

dinner.

What's Victoria's
Secret?

Girls are made of

____.

Who ya gonna call?

Someday my
headstone will read:
"If you're reading this
____"

"No, my first name

ain't Baby, it's Janet,
Ms. ________ if
you're nasty."

Kim Kardashian's ass

may have broken the
internet, but your
mom's ass broke
_____.

Meghan Trainor is all

"All About That Bass"
but I'm all about
________.

Joanie loves Chachi

but Chachi loves
_________.

"_____________, a
Madea Holiday
Special"

I'm not saying the

Octomom has a giant
vagina, but that's
where she keeps
_________.

Los Angeles finally

has an NFL football
team. They're called
the Los Angeles
_____________.

The unspoken 11th

commandment of the
American Bible Belt:
thou shall not forsake
___________.

The new Urban

Legend is, you will
see Bloody Mary if
you look into a mirror
and say, "_________"
three times.

Here lies Melissa

Arias (1982-2015).
She died of ______.

Mother always said,

the cure to a
hangover is ______.

My favorite show
really jumped the
shark after they
introduced ______.

"All I wanted was

_______, and my
mom wouldn't give it
to me!"

If I were one of The

Wonder Twins, I'd
want to transform into
_______.

Every ATM in the

world is broken.
Instead of money,
they're now
dispensing _______.

Thnks Fr Th
_________.

I Write Sins Not

_________.

Panic! At The
_________.

My _________
Romance.

When I have kids they

will eat ________.

_______ is a good
reason to adopt.

I got a blank space

baby and ________.

____________, It's so
wet, delicious, and
perfect in every way!

You are so beautiful,

and if you were my
lady, I would treat you
with _________.

On today's episode of
Niggers vs. crackers,
the weapon of choice
is _________.

I'm so glad I bought a

________, it helps
masks the screams.

Not saying Hitler was

a great guy, but he did
have __________.

In order to avoid eye

contact, Jill often
________.

This year, from the

genius of Mel Brooks,
___!

Our most powerful

weapon for the
zombie apocalypse
will be _____?

My battle cry is
"____!"

Every ___ is sacred.

Best night ever: you,

me, and ___.

What's it all about,

then?

It's my birthday, and

I'll ___ if I want to.

Bill O'Reilly to gay

blacks on welfare:
"____"

Mixing ____ with tea

is a common Wiccan
"potion."

Where's the ____?

Thanks to the
Eleventh Doctor, I
now know that ____s
are cool.

Who Was Phone?!?

I cried because I had

no shoes, until I met a
man that had no
_______.

When you get in

trouble and you don't
know right from
wrong, give
________.

Here lies Josh

Pickard, 1988-2015,
devoted friend, lover
of ___________.

Mom! What's for

dinner!?

One night Melissa

Downs was overly
excited because she
could not wait to try
___

When cruising Scruff

i'm often concerned
when I see ________.