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    Pathan Jokes in Hindi

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    Pathan Jokes in Hindi

    Yaar
    Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
    Wife:
    Mein nahi bana rahi.
    Pathan
    Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
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    Pathan Ka Challange
    Pathan ny challange kiya k
    Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
    Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...
    Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!!
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    Khwab
    Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha..
    Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
    Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...

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    Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain


    1) Bachpan me Dono bhi Khubsurat The.
    2) Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
    3) Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.
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    To Main Batata..
    Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
    Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
    Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata???
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    Akele
    Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
    Pathan : pta Nai
    Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
    Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati
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    Pathan Ka Pyar
    Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
    Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!

    Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!

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    Baap Ka Naam ''Google Khan''


    Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
    Pathan: Google Khan
    Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
    Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....
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    Eid mubarak
    Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
    Jis pe likha tha
    EiD MUBARAK
    Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
    KHER MUBARAK.
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    Kangal Pathan
    ek Pathan kangal ho gya to us ny apni Bivi se kaha
    bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
    AuR tum apni ammi k ghar chali jao

    Mera Allah malik


    Main apny susral chala jata ho
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    Source : Jokes in Hindi

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