NewColonyEditorials

Introduction: How to survive in a new colony

Ever wonder how to survive in your new colony? This advice will certainly
help.
Many people wonder where to build your house in the colony. How would you do
it?

Where to build your house

Build your house near water. Otherwise, youll have to walk long
distances to get drinking water.

But dont build it to close, otherwise, a flood might destroy your

house.

Also, try to build it close to the middle. You dont want to be a loner!
Ever wonder what to put in your constitution? Heres your chance

What to put in your constitution

Include rules about gun laws, and make sure to include all subjects
about the world

A Colonists Guide to Survival and Success

by
Zoe Slocum
on February 05

Tips & Tricks While at War

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Dont share your opinion in the war. Even if you have only a slight opinion dont
share, for it may cause problems and quarrels. If you share you might be kicked
out of the shop.

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My opinion in the Boomerang Colony is the safest place because there is no smoking,
and no guns inBoomerangColonythemilitaryisexecutable.Peopleof anyage,race,orgender
may enter our colony with the same rights as citizens if they do not have criminal background
andareacceptedbythevicepresident.
Anyone who commits crimes, suspicious business, or sketchy business will be kicked
outofthecolonyandwillhavetheircitizenbadgetakenaway.

Noalcoholispermittedatallmakingit,drinkingit,andimportingit.
Nobodyisallowedtocarryanyweapon.
ContacttheScribetostartabusiness.

OwensAdvice
BEWARE!!DONOTENTERTHEOWENZONE!!!YOUWILLBEDEMOLISHED IF YOUWALK
INTO THE ZONE, IMMEDIATELY BY LASERS THAT WILL HIT YOU. BUT, DONT BE
SCARED, IF YOU DO DIE, IT WILL BE A PAINLESS DEATH. ANDBASICALLYTHATISALL
THE ADVICE I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE TO YOU GUTS, YOU GUTS THAT TRY TO BREAK
INTO OWENSTERRITORY.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!IAMTHEEVILESTPERSONONTHE
EARTH!!!

KylesAdvice
Anyonefrom10years,3months,18days,23hours,59minutes,and
59secondscanbeacitizen.Youshouldbringasmanysuppliesas
possibletothiscolony.
NewColonyArticle
IfyouarestartingacolonyIhavesomeadvice.Ithinkitisimportantthatthe
peopleareimportant.Ialsothinkthatthereshouldnotbeonlyonekingorqueenand
femaleshavethesamerightasmales.Makesurethereiswaternearorinyourcolony
area.
Housesarealsoveryimportantinyourcolonyorelsehowwouldpeoplesleepor
eat.Isuggestthatyoubuildyourhouseeithernearoronthewatersoyoucanstarta
fishingbusinessorsomethinglikethat.Ifyoudontwanttobuildyourhousenearwater
thenyoucouldbuildyourhousenearacityorinacity.
Ialsothinkthatsmoking,driving,drugs,anddrinksshouldhavearestriction.Stuff
likepresidents,elections,andvotingshouldalsobeconsideredinyourcolony.Also
pleaseconsiderlettingeveryonegotoschool.

AudreysAdvice

New Colony Editorial

If you are starting a New Colony, here is some advice :

Nobody can drive an electric car before 18, nobody can drink wine
before 24, nobody can touch a cigarette before 20.
No homeless people could be officers or president
No other country people could come into our land without the
president agree
Nobody can own a object that would pollute the air
Nobody can come to my territory unless I gave them permission

New Colony Editorial

By: Amelia Chuang

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to survive in a new colony? Well
here is some helpful advice to help you with your first days here.
This is one of the most important things of keeping our colony equal. Everyone
gets equal rights, no racism. What people wonder about most is if you can carry a gun,
and also religion. Everyone can believe in their own religion, for example: if they are
isis, you can follow what they believe, you can carry a gun, but you cant go around
shooting people. Permits are required to carry a gun around. You must be above 20 in
order to carry a gun. If you want to drive and you are under the age 16 with no
drivers license, you must have an experienced driver. Now, everyone asks when you
can vote. If you are above the age of 10 you can vote.

Artiss Advice
Irecommendbuildingahousenearthewater,nottooclosesothataminorfloodwould
affectyou.Alsogettoknowthesurroundingsaroundyousoyoucanfindyourwayaroundinan
emergency.Youmightwantallthesuppliesyouneedforsurvival,likeaweaponforfending
yourlandandsuppliesstorages.