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This month, the Automan team once again partners with Shell Omans Mileage Challenge.
You could be forgiven for thinking that this is one of the least important events in the
region where the number of cylinders in your engine, the volume of it and the sheer size
of your vehicle seem to define your status. So you will find that small hatchbacks are only
driven by housewives on a budget or Pizza delivery guys, sedans with 1.6-litre engines
arent worth even looking down on and that the only attraction of hybrid powertrains is
for the extra torque they give you at takeoff.
However, if the real cost of refined fuel were to be passed on to consumers, we would
see quite a dramatic change from that viewpoint. That is a likely outcome in the future as
regional governments begin to withdraw subsidies, but why wait for that?
Shell began this event last year to highlight the fact that they claim to be the only company
in Oman that adds a fuel saving additive into the Shell Super fuel and sell it at no extra
cost. That is a message that Shell is working on, but the event itself definitely helps link the
brand and its fuel with an effort to beat mileage marks. This years event was motivating
with many more entries and a whole lot more interest, the event saw a new record for a
2.0-litre Kia Optima with 19.2 km/litre.
Automan was both the adjudicator for the event as well as a non-competing participant
like last year. But now that the event has gone, do we wait another year before promoting
the message again?
On our part, we will be marking the whole year through to March 2016 as a less is more
year. At every conceivable point you will find us talking about the efficiency dividend of
every vehicle we drive. We will promote saving and safety at the same time with messages
in print and on our social network interfaces.
At the same time, we will continue to give you the best from the world of automobiles,
including big sports car engines. Yes, these too are getting smaller and more fuel efficient
courtesy of technology and turbochargers (like on the California T featured this month).
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Al Fardan Motors
organizes themed
event for Maserati
As the official importer of Ferrari and
Maserati in Oman, the dealership
organized a test drive of its entire range of
cars in a themed event called Italian Night
from its Meydan Al Azaibah showroom
in Muscat last month. We are delighted
to host our Italian Night, a magnificent
cannot-miss experience and true
celebration of all things Italian. Alfardan
Motors is always striving to exceed clients
expectations, therefore we hosted this
culturally-appropriate themed evening
to offer a taste of Italy, not only thru
authentic culinary but also the opportunity
for our guests to drive impressive Italian
cars like the Ghibli and Quattroporte, said
Muhannad Abualia, manager of Alfardan.
In this region, the minivan is considered as a low priority mostly fleetoriented vehicle by many dealerships including the Sultanate. South
Koreas Kia Motors thinks otherwise and felt that its all-new thirdgeneration 2015 version of their people-carrier is good enough to be
highlighted. Its now known as the Grand Carnival and most of the regions
media [excluding Oman] were invited to a ride and drive event in and
around Abu Dhabi last month. The MPV now sports many SUV-inspired
features and is offered with 266 hp 3.3-litre V6 engine mated to a 6-speed
automatic gearbox. The new arrival competes with the aging Japanese
rivals like the Toyota Previa and Honda Odyssey.
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2015 Bentleys
demonstrate luxury
and performance in
Oman
Volkswagen
Oman
introduces
pre-owned car
division
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Rolls-Royce awards
for regional dealers
At the regional dealer conference awards programme last
month, Omans Al Jenaibi International Automobiles was
recognised for stellar performance in 2014. Al Jenaibi won
three accolades -- Best Sales Performance vs. Target [awarded
for highest overachievement in sales vs target], Best Improved
Bespoke Dealer [for achieving the largest percentage increase
on Bespoke revenue on all Rolls-Royce models compared
to 2013], besides, Certificate of Excellence was awarded to
Abdullah Balushi for an outstanding achievement in sales.
Meanwhile, the Kuwait dealer, represented by Ali Alghanim
& Sons Automotive also received several awards including
Regional Dealer of the Year [awarded annually to the
dealer that performs most successfully across all areas of
the business including vehicle sales, target achievements,
provenance sales, and after sales. The Kuwaiti dealership also
received awards for the highest year-on-year sales growth,
brand ambassador for 2014 (awarded to Abbas Ashmar), and
two certificates of excellence for outstanding achievements in
after sales.
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Lorenzo launches
2015 Yamaha R1 M in
Dubai
World Press
comes to Doha
to test Kawasaki
Superbikes
Multimillion dirham
new Porsche Centre
in Dubai
A spanking new AED144mn Porsche Centre
was officially inaugurated for business by
Dubai-based Al Nabooda Automobiles LLC.
Close to 50 cars will on display across three
levels. The new state-of-the-art dealership
on Sheikh Zayed Road is one of the largest
Porsche Centres in the world.
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A mileage
challenge
with an eye
on safe
practices
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Yamaha Motor Corporation is no stranger to the auto industry.
It has been producing engines since 1955, and has supplied
many of the worlds top automakers with powerful motors.
Yamaha even served as a coachbuilder, for Nissans first Silvia
starting in 1963 and Toyotas 2000GT supercar starting in 1964.
In addition, Yamaha developed the DOHC 24-valve V6 for the
1989-95 Ford Taurus SHO, the DOHC 32-valve V8 for the 1996-98
SHO, and the 4.4-litre V8 for Gen I Volvo XC90 and S80. Yamaha
has also designed many twin-cam heads for Toyota over the
years, in models ranging from the 1970 Celica to the Pontiac
Vibe. Toyota currently owns a 5 per cent stake in Yamaha.
Forthcoming
Cadillac CT6 to use
mixed materials
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Its no secret that low-displacement, turbocharged engine
is the in thing these days be it the pint-sized 1.0-litre, threecylinder EcoBoost from Ford or downsized turbo V8 in the
latest Ferrari 488 GTB.
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It seems so as the Japanese brand focuses more on SUVs and
hybrids.
Mitsubishi Motors COO Tetsuro Aikawa has confirmed that the
company is not putting any development effort into sedans.
While Im the president probably there will be no introduction
of the next-generation Lancer. He told reporters.
Such a drastic decision is said to be a consequence of the
companys renewed focus on SUVs, plug-in hybrids and allelectric models. The shift means sedans are no longer viewed as
a wise investment for limited development funds.
Aikawa San added further: The second reason is because
sedan, in the world, is a very high competition at the moment
and its very difficult to come up with a profitable model.
Meanwhile, Mitsubishi has been in talks with Renault-Nissan
to build a new midsize sedan, a possible replacement for the
Galant. However, the idea has scrapped after Mitsubishi failed
to see a favourable business case in the potential collaboration.
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news
Mitsubishi to
discontinue sedans?
American debut
for Lamborghini
Aventador LP 750-4
Superveloce
Attendees at last months Amelia Island Concours dElegance
were the first in North America to view Lamborghinis latest
super sports car, the Aventador LP 750-4 Superveloce. The
Superveloce made its global debut at the Geneva Motor Show
earlier and the event followed with a media and public debut
in Amelia Island, Florida. In a fitting coincidence, at a related
auction during the weekend, a 1971 Lamborghini Miura SV sold
for $2.31 million, a new record for a vintage Lamborghini sold
at live auction.
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Automans take
Teasers appearing on the net suggest an
evolutionary design shift for the incoming
Camaro, with redesigned headlamps and a
new larger lower valance/grille.
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Maserati says no to
compact SUV
Automans take
Commercially successful Maseratis decision not to field an
SUV in the hot compact SUV markets is not so surprising as the
brand still expects to cross the 75,000 units mark on the back
of the new Levante SUV. Maserati will formally unveil its firstever utility model at the 2016 Detroit auto show.
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Both vehicles will share a majority of design features but aesthetics are expected to differ. The recreated 124 Spider is likely to
carry both Fiat modern design DNA aesthetics along with a nostalgic nod to the 1960s original
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Chevrolet
teases new
Malibu sedan
Hyundai introduces smart
watch app for car connectivity
Hyundai owners no longer need to fish
out a phone from a pocket or purse to
remote start, lock or unlock their car
using Blue Link. They also wont need
to look down at a phone to find their
car in a crowded parking lot if they cant
remember where they parked after a sold
out sporting event or a business trip. This
is because Hyundai has launched its Blue
Link smartwatch companion app to help
owners with these tasks.
The latest Blue Link app update
on Google Play now includes the
smartwatch companion app for Android
Wear. The Blue Link smartwatch app will
be available for the Apple Watch shortly
after its release.
Blue Link subscribers and gadget lovers
will appreciate a more convenient way
to interact with their Hyundai vehicles,
Goodyear tyes
envision future
trends
Two groundbreaking concept tyres were
unveiled by The Goodyear Tire & Rubber
Company at Geneva, which if produced
could radically change the role of car
tyres in the future. Although the two
tyres are concept products, the futuristic
technologies stretch the imagination
Papke returns
to region after
China stint
with Porsche
Porsche AG
has announced
management
changes in
the sports car
manufacturers
important sales
regions and
subsidiaries.
Among the
changes, 53-year-old Deesch Papke will be
reassigned Middle East among other job
responsibilities. Papke has many years of
multi-market and brand experience within
the global automotive sector. Initially,
he worked in management functions for
Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Land Rover as well
as for Volvo in South Africa and Russia. He
started at the Stuttgart-based sports car
maker as the Managing Director of the
Porsche Middle East & Africa subsidiary
in Dubai in 2005. From 2010 he was
responsible for the Region Overseas and
Emerging Markets before he assumed the
position as Managing Director of Porsche
China in July 2013. Welcome back!
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Verdict
Volvo has entirely reinvented the XC90
SUV. It now adds a new level of quietly
sophisticated design, comfort, and
efficiency to Volvos long-established
values of safety. Middle East deliveries
will begin in July. The second-generation
incoming model is more expensive than
the outgoing entry level XC90, as Volvo
takes the model further upmarket. On
arrival, the T6 Momentum trim entry level
variant will be priced at US$ 599,00.00 in
GCC markets. Standard features across
the XC90 Momentum range include a 9.3in
digital instrument cluster, 19-inch alloys,
leather upholstery, active high-beam
headlights, four-zone climate control,
satnav, front collision mitigation warning,
rear-view camera with front and rear
parking sensors, lane departure warning
and keyless start.
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Maximising
potential
Isuzu expands its footprint in the Sultanate
with its diesel-engine powered D-MAXbased all-new 2015 MU-X passenger SUV.
Automan takes the car for test and
discovers its true colours
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Driving impressions
The diesel-powered SUV starts off a bit
slugglishly on road when compared to a
petrol equivalent. Although, theres very
little turbo-lag evident, the low-end of the
rev band spreads out the torque evenly
as it gathers momentum. The engine
is bit noisy initially, and just off-idle the
turbocharger whistle becomes audible.
Once settled, the 2,060kg MU-X actually
accelerates well enough to keep up with
everyday traffic, and it does so with
surprising efficiency too. Actually, the gear
ratios are kept with fuel efficiency in mind,
which reminds of the D-MAX fuel efficiency
feat of driving on a single tank of fuel from
Oman to Bahrain via UAE, Saudi Arabia
and Qatar approximately three years ago.
The fuel indicator hardly drops!
On the move it seems comfortable and
the car doesnt really like to be pushed
around as one does with a sports-SUV/
SAV. In general, on-road performance
is acceptable considering it is a diesel,
thanks to a compliant suspension and nice
ride feel. Things change when you arrive
at a corner, however and it starts with
the steering which we were expecting
to be reasonably direct takes a long
time to respond to the drivers input and
constantly reminds one of its commercial
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Expedition
Boosted!
Ford has chosen an interesting path,
when come to the evolution of its large
SUV, the Expedition for 2015
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Automans take
The engines performance characteristics prove
that forced induction can be a replacement for
displacement - power when you need it and
fuel economy when you dont. While there was
some skepticism when the engine debuted, its
popularity can be deemed a success for Ford,
who has employed extensive resources in the
development of the EcoBoost engine family
platform.
While few expected the EcoBoost to be the
backbone of the F-150 engine line-up, but thats
exactly what it is. It carries the F-150s highest
tow ratings, and is the engine Ford highly
recommends for the toughest jobs. With the
EcoBoost, Ford has proven that you can indeed
get more from less. The success of the 3.5-litre
EcoBoost in particular has led Ford to develop a
smaller 2.7-litre version for the 2015 F-150, which
aims to increase fuel economy without making
significant sacrifices in performance.
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Special features:
The Turbo Performance Engineer (TPE):
This is a digital gauge placed between
the two air vents at the top centre of the
dashboard. It comes with a digital display
and uses touch-sensitive surround for
scrolling. It provides pointers on making
the most effective use of the new engines
performance. The TPE is activated by a
prolonged three-second tap of the screen.
It has five different displays: time, exterior
temperature, turbo pressure, plus two
others that highlight the distinguishing
characteristics of the new turbocharged
engine.
Turbo Response (TR): indicates the
percentage of the maximum engine
response available to the driver depending
on engine revs. For instance, if the driver
uses the gears and accelerator pedal to
push the engine to over 4,000 rpm, he
will have a very high percentage of engine
response (80-90%): really flooring the
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Driving impressions
The turbocharged engine is mapped
in such a way that it actually offers the
best of both worlds smooth power
transition and fuel efficiency. The engine
utilizes small turbos and a variable
boost management system that offset
and possibility of a turbo lag. In normal
driving conditions [comfort mode] the
car sticks to its role as a grand tourer
and doesnt feel as aggressive nor does
it attempt to overwhelm the driver. Gear
shifting in automatic mode is smooth
and the downshifting is rapid and often
accompanied by a blip from the exhaust.
Under the bonnet: resides a new directinjection downsized 3,855cc V8 twin scroll
turbo charged engine. It produces 552bhp
[vs 453 bhp from the normally aspirated
4.3-litre] at 7,500 rpm and 755Nm at 4,750
rpm. The engine is mated to an improved
7-speed dual clutch gearbox with Tiptronic
function.
The system allows the driver to override and engage manual paddle
shifting. In Sport mode, theres extra torque available and the gears
hold a little longer. Also the chassis tightens up. The springs used
in the car are 11per cent stiffer, and the steering comes ith a 10 per
cent quicker rack and Ferraris F1-inspired traction control system
which is better suited to turbocharged engines. Since, the new
engine sits 40mm lower than the old engine did and the whole car
is 20mm lower than before, the road holding therefore is definitely
influenced. Unlike, many other turbocharged cars, theres no hint of
turbo whine. The weight of the steering is perfect and the feedback
to the driver is gratifying, thanks to lower steering wheel activity and
quicker steering courtesy of a new steering box and new suspension
set-up. Brakes also do their job very well. And its pretty fast too,
top up or down it sprints from 0 to 100 km/h in 3.6secs flat and
from 0 to 200 km/h in 11.2secs. While acceleration out of corners is
awesome, so is the vice like grip from the tyres, but it feels neutral
also. At high speeds, some wind noise may filter in the reasonably
well insulated cabin when the top is up.
How to extract the most out of the California T?
Well, its up to the driver when it comes to extracting performance
from this forced fed machine. The best performance comes when
the car is in sport mode and driven using the steering mounted
paddle-shifters. The trick is to engage a lower gear in slightly higher
rev band [3,000-3,500rpm] and then throttle hard. The response to
this manoeuvre is just amazing.
Verdict
A highly enjoyable convertible and theres no arguing that the
California T is a big improvement on the old California. As a package
it is much sharper to drive and looks nice too. The key element is the
engine the new twin-turbo 3.8-litre V8 which despite losing a few
cubic centimeters in displacement delivers higher output which in
turn encourages driving thrills. The engines exhaust note is among
one of the highlights. The California T is a great introduction to the
existing line-up.
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Bentley EXP 10
Speed 6 concept
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Hyundai is in
the midst of
reorganizing its
crossover SUV
nomenclature and
has confirmed that
the incoming allnew Tuscon will be
a common global
model
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of the outside.
Inside, the bold and dark environment
harmonises with the outdoors appeal
of the exterior. All four seats have been
streamlined for a suspended look and the
U-shaped seat frame of the show car was
wrapped in Connolly saddle leather offset
by blue stitching. The contrast between
the exposed and covered parts of the
frame lends a three-dimensional quality
to the interior. The concepts dashboard
is centered around one LCD screen.
Meanwhile, the high ground clearance at
192mm should be good enough for the
driver to enjoy an elevated command
position.
Interestingly, the Q30 and QX30 are
among the first fruits of the RenaultNissan [Infinitis parent company] Daimler
tech-sharing partnership,. This means
both cars will be built on the same
compact, front-drive architecture that
forms the basis for the Mercedes A-class,
CLA-class sedan, and GLA-class crossover.
Similar to the Lexus new compact
crossover, the NX, the four-seater Infiniti
crossover will get a choice of petrol and
diesel four-cylinder powertrains. Infiniti
thinks that 2.0-litre turbocharged petrol
engine mated to a seven-speed automatic
transmission and all-wheel drive versions
will be among the most popular versions.
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Koenigsegg Regera
Swedish boutique
maker Koenigsegg
has built its first
performance
hybridized uber
luxury super car
the Regera
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With whopping
combined 1,500hp
from its V8 engine and
three electric motors,
the Koenigsegg
Regera, by far, is the
most powerful plug-in
hybrid production car
ever produced by this
Swedish boutique car
maker
the centre of the 4,560mm long car on a
1,662mm wheelbase. To keep the weight
down, extensive use of carbon fibre and
Kevlar has been used in fabricating the
body. Aluminium has been used in the
suspension hardware.
As it is a hybrid, theres a bi-turbo
5.0-litre V8 engine which is tuned to
produce 1,100hp at 7,800rpm and 1,280
Nm worth of torque at 4,100rpm. Three
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Reengineered
and redesigned in
America, the 2016
Honda Pilot is now
programmed to
deliver its poise
as a more familyfriendly utility with
unprecedented
advanced
technologies and
more premium
features
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special
car
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Automans take
complemented by Multimatics
Dynamic Suspension Spool Valve
(DSSV) adjustable dampers and
anti-roll bars front and rear, driveradjustable anti-lock braking, and
variable traction control.
Thats not all. Almost infinitely
flexible in terms of colour and
trim options, the exclusive new
sports car will be offered to buyers
through Aston Martins VIP sales
programme, using the expertise and
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special
car
Automans take
The GT-R LM NISMO is Nissans first toplevel endurance racer since the R391 of
late 90s. It will be competing this year
in the WECs premier LMP1 category for
hybrids -- Audi, Porsche and Toyota are
key competitors.
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unveil at Geneva.
The stock car used for the exercise is
the Aventador, which was introduced in
2011. The first job was to reduce as much
weight possible without compromising
on intended performance and job
description. The Aventadors carbon fiber
monocoque with lightweight aluminium
frames is being serially produced for the
Superveloce. Together with other carbon
fibre components such as new door panels
and new rockers and mudguards, it offers
low weight with maximum torsional
rigidity. The new rear wing and the fixed
air intakes are now made of carbon fibre
composites.
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car
4 Mclaren 675LT
composite.
The 675LT uses the familiar sevenspeed SSG transmission found in the
other Super Series models, retaining
the Normal, Sport or Track modes.
These settings have been recalibrated
to produce more eager performance,
with optimised throttle response
and gearshifts up to twice as fast as
previously offered. The newly developed
Ignition Cut technology is a technique
adopted from Formula 1 which sees
a momentary cut of the fuel spark
on gearshift. This delivers the fastest
change possible, and is accompanied by
a dramatic aural crack on both upshift
and downshift. Also debuting on the
675LT is an all-new Electronic Stability
Control (ESC) calibration, giving the
driver an even greater level of control
over the throttle and brake inputs.
On the performance level, the sprint
from 0-100 km/h will take just 2.9secs,
with controlled torque delivery
ensuring optimised traction off the line.
Acceleration continues with the 200
km/h barrier broken in 7.9secs on to a
top speed of 330km/h.
A more aggressive set up gives the
675LT a unique track-focused feel, while
still retaining the adjustable ProActive
Chassis Control to ensure drivability and
comfort levels are maintained. One of
the many updates featured on the 1997
McLaren F1 GTR Longtail was a wider
track, front and rear. This approach is
echoed in the 675LT, with the front and
rear track widened by 20mm, ensuring
optimised stability and handling
performance. Lightweight springs front
and rear have been stiffened 27 per
cent at the front and 63 per cent at
the rear to improve body control and
allow for the 40 per cent increase in
downforce generated by the revised
bodywork and active aerodynamics.
Newly-developed suspension geometry
includes lightweight uprights and
wishbones based on the learnings from
the McLaren P1. This is coupled with
a faster steering rack to give a more
extreme driver-focused experience.
Automans take
The business model adopted by McLaren is quite unique as it engages a three tier model
strategy for the brand. The Sports Series will complete the range of groundbreaking
models when it is launched in April, and will introduce the unique McLaren DNA to the
sports car market for the first time with a carbon fibre chassis and a mid-mounted V8
engine. The Sports Series joins the Super Series, formed of the 675LT, 650S and Asia-only
625C, and the Ultimate Series, with the McLaren P1 and McLaren P1 GTR.
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car
5 Mercedes-AMG will ring in the 2015 motorsport season with the new GT3
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Unfair advantage?
Bernie Ecclestone claims Mercedes had a
head-start over its engine rivals at the start
of F1s controversial turbo V6 era. After
the 2015 season opener, the F1 supremo
sided with furious Renault-powered
Red Bull as the former champions urged
F1s governing body to intervene. Now,
Ecclestone says Mercedes got a headstart over 2014 rivals Renault and Ferrari
when the new engine rules were being
devised. They knew a bit more about the
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When an ego
takes over
The month of March this year brought us the news of Jeremy Clarkson being suspended
over a fracas with one of the producers of his show. I resisted the temptation to follow
in the fashion of so many colleagues of mine. The social interweb was beckoning for a
comment but I reasoned that it wasnt really either my job or my calling to comment for
or against a luminary like Jeremy Clarkson.
He is very close to being an institution in himself. Top Gear, BBCs motoring show and
Mr C go hand in hand to the extent that you really dont know whether they have separate
identities. He has anchored the show, from the days when it was a straightforward car
show to one that today has evolved to an extent that most people just call it entertainment.
After all what else do you call a show about three middle-aged codgers racing each other
around various places in almost anything that moves, with the sundry car report tossed
in? The formula works and the show has left competition way behind, earning BBC
Worldwide millions of pounds in licence fees and advertising.
But what it hasnt done is make Mr C an idol for Ms. Manners. He has been caught on
camera with racist remarks, bad language and a strong chauvinistic streak. Of course he
was always a proponent of British marques, even if he had to take a sideswipe at them to
get them noticed. But I dont think anyone was surprised that he took a swipe at his own
producer. Actually, I was surprised that BBC actually told him to take a hike, announcing
that Top Gear and Mr Clarkson were parting ways.
In this clash of egos the BBC seems to have won the battle, but its Clarksons war to
lose.
Something similar also happened with another Mr C that I admired. Charlie Sheen had
come a long way from his Hot Shots days, but nothing defined him so accurately or
so well as his portrayal of Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men. Okay, so the serial
with its subtle and not so subtle storyline of chauvinism, philandering, alcohol and
substance abuse, marital discord and female objectification isnt really the best choice of
a benchmark. But Mr Sheen never denied that he was Mr Harper in essence and seven
successful years of the serial backed his credibility. It took another showdown with his
producer to snap the relationship, which all his drunkenness and substance abuse hadnt
managed. Now, two seasons later and the serial is coming to an end.
What does that tell us about the pairing of the protagonists ego with the identity of the
show? They are inseparable much to the chagrin of BBC that is what they will discover
in the case of Top Gear too. There is far too much at stake here for the boffins to refer
to workplace practices and employment rules to find an answer. Thou shalt not land a
haymaker on thine colleagues visage may well be written into the contract, but if the
show is to survive, what the Beeb needs is Mr Clarkson and Oisin Tymon to publicly
patch up on Top Gear, with proper contriteness and other faff from the anchor as well
as a large monetary donation to some anger management helpline from his pocket. He
can afford it and will surely not try it again. And Top Gear can get back to doing what it
does entertain people around the world with its antics.
Unfortunately, I had stopped regularly watching the show years ago. The bumbling antics,
non-analytical presentation style and rambling plots were not to my taste. But I blame
that on my being part of the industry I dont need Top Gear to tell me what the best
cars are out there. But there are millions who do, so please can we get the show back?
However, if Two and a Half Men ever came back on air with Charlie Sheen at the helm,
no one would be happier than me.
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