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Boy went 2 a grl house 2 tell his feelings,

He also took a lotus, thinkin of proposin differently.

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But her mom opened d door, his face turned blue..

and all he cud say was.. "Aunty plz vote.......for BJP" :P
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KHATARNAK DOSTI: Boy was late 2 reach home.
His father kahan tha tu?
Boy: Friend ke Ghar tha!
Father called his 10 frnds.
4 of them answered: Haan uncle; yahi par tha;
......3 of them answered: abhi just nikla hai;
2answered: yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai phone du kya;
1 ne to hadh kar di; He Answered: Haan papa; bolo kya hua?

3.
A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.
Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai...........;)

4.
Tharki Crow...
Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
......1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,
MORAL:
Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo... ;->

5.
Convent School k bachhe zoo me- Oh Wow Lion is Sleepin. Don't disturb.
Govt. School k bachhe- OYE OH VEKH TERA PEO SUTA PEYA. LEYA WATTA MAARIYE, AAPPE UTHEGA.

6.
THE SMALLEST LEAVE APPLICATION BY A PUNJABI BOY :.
DEAR SIR,
KAR LAYI JO TU KARNAA.!!!!
MEIN KAL NAI.... AANA......!!!

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apda agyakari...

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Jab ladki pranam karne jhukti hai toh uske kya dikhte hain?.
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tab uske sanskar dikhte hain or jo aap soch rahe hain us se aapke sanskar dikhte hai

8.
Boy to girl:- kya app mere sath dance karengi?
Girl:- o exus me! mein bache k sath nhi nachti............
Boy:- o i m sorry mujhe nhi malum tha k app pregnent hai ??? :

9.
One day husband and wife fought with each other reasoning with whom their son is affectionate with. After some
arguments they planned to throw a stone on him if their son shouts "mumy" then mother wins or if he shouts
"papa" then father wins. By hiding behind a tree the boy's parents threw a stone on him. Then the boy shouted"kon
he bhen**** ":-D:-D
10.
Us BewafaKi Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya....
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya..
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NAHI HOTE.

11.
LKG k STUDENT ne exam sheet par susu krke tchr k hath me thama di
Tchr-Gadhe ye kya kia
Studnt-Madam ji apne hi kha tha pehle jo aa rha hai wahi krdo....
12.
Tcher: Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He..
SANTA: Sir, Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai.....:p
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.Engineering question:
prove dat a parrot sits on elephant & elephant died!
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stud:assume that elephant's name is parrot & parrot's name is elephant.:-

14.
A girl dialed her own number from her boyfriend's cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie. She was
shocked to see...
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Raju plumber!!

15.
Ladki wale: drink kartey ho?
Ladka: haa
Ladki wale: cigarette?
Ladka: roz pita hu.
Ladki wale: juwa?
......Ladka: meri adat hai juwa khelna.
Ladki waley (hairan hotey huwe): apke ander subkuch toh negative hai.!
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Ladka: nai positive v hai...HIV+ve.

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The awkward moment when your parents try to be funny in front of your friends :|

17.
GIRL-TUME MERI YAAD AATI HAI TAB TUM KYA KARTE HO???
BOY-MAIN TUMARE PASNAD KE CHOCKLATE KHATA HU...:p

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AGAIN
BOY-TUME MERI YAAD AATI HAI TAB TUM KYA KARTI HO???
GIRL-"CHHHOTI GOLD FLAKE" PEETI HU..[:-bd]

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Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should
choose?
Student: Money.
Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?
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Student: I have the lack of money thats why. You have the lack of knowledge. Thats why =D

19.
Dad watching FTV....
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Suddenly son came...
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......Dad:Gareeb ladkiaan hain...kapde lene k liye bhi paise nai hain.......
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.Son:Isse bhi gareeb chaiye toh CD hai mere paas...:D

20.
Maa-Nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak?
Beti-Boyfrnd k sath.
Maa-Kar aayi na muh kala?
......
Beti-To kya hua maa,
Fair & lovely hai na.
7din me gorapan vapas.

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