To designate someone a jazz critic and give them a power with the media without the
necessary credentials is sheer insanity. They can do serious damage to someone's career.
How can you do a technical criticism of an appendectomy if you’re not a doctor?
—AHMAD JAMAL
[Monk] has written a few attractive tunes, but his lack of technique and continuity
prevented him from accomplishing much as a pianist.
—Lronaro FestHen
This assessment of Thelonious Monk can be found in Feather’ book Inside Bebop.
Critics can’t even make music
by rubbing their back legs together.
—MEL Brooks
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.
—Sir THomas BEECHAM
Definition of rock journalism: People who can’t write, doing interviews with people who
can’t think, in order to prepare articles for people who can’t read.
—FRANK ZAPPA, AS TOLD BY TODD ELDERI know only two tunes.
One of them
is “Yankee Doodle,”
and the other isn’t.
—Utysses $. Grant
I just played into it. Thad a kind of jazz vibrato, but I just played.
Later it struck me that ¥ would like to know what the hell I'm doing.
— Benny GOODMAN, REFERRING TO HIS 1938 RECORDING OF Mozart’s CLARINET QUINTET
Goodman then went on to study the classical repertoire
and in 1940 recorded Mozart's Clarinet Concerto.
I remember one day being in a music history class and a white woman was the teacher.
She was . . . saying that the reason black people played the blues was because
they were poor and had to pick cotton. In response to that comment, I said,
“I'm from East St. Louis, and my father is rich, he’s a dentist, and I play the blues.
My father never picked no cotton, and I didn’t wake up this morning sad
and start playing the blues. There’s more to it than that.”
Mites Davis, To Quincy TROUPELEW FIELDS: Ladies don’t write lyrics.
DOROTHY FIELDS: I’m no lady, I’m your daughter.
Mine was the kind of piece
in which nobody knew
what was going on,
including the composer,
the conductor, and the critics.
Consequently I got pretty good reviews.
—Oscar LevANT
I don’t know anything about music. In my line, you don’t have to.
—ELvis PRESLEY
I know nothing at all about music.
—RicHarp WAGNER