Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Keeping our
Mayberry
citizens well
informed of
everything
important
going on in the
best town, on
this here
country.
Contents:
Barney; Secret Agent !? 1
Duck Computer??
Liar in Mayberry
Beauty Pageant
Instead of conducting an
investigation and asking
witness to relate what
happened, Barney decided
to go undercover. Im
dapper and youthful
looking, Ill fit right in! He
exclaimed. Barney enrolled
as a full time high school
student at Mayberry High
and slowly began his case.
He even tried out for the
football team, and quickly
became very popular
Duck Computer??
Andy the sheriff of
Mayberry took his son
Opie fishing one day and
he heard a weird
sound like a duck
quacking. He did not
(Continued on page 2)
of Duck Dynasty
gave it to him. Andy
was stunned because
he did not know what
a computer was, Si or
Willie. All of a
sudden Si and Willie
appeared from
nowhere and started
blowing a whistle,
and ducks came to
where they were
about 100. Andy
didn't know what to
do, so he said yaw
follow me to town.
When he got to town
he locked up the
ducks, Si, Willie and
Opie in the jail cell.
He said yaw is crazy
there is no such thing
as a computer in
Mayberry. He told
them to sleep it off
and if they needed to
talk Otis the town
drunk was in the next
cell and he could give
them psychological
advice. When Barney
came to work at the
jail, Andy asked him
did he know what a
computer was, and he
said yep, Andy put
him in jail. Aunt Bea,
Floyd and Gomer
seen all the ducks
and they rushed over
to the jail. Andy
asked them did they
know what a
computer was and
they said yep. They
were all locked up in
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Mayberry Welcomes the Munsters By: Marinka Green
Mayberry wishes to
convey a heartfelt
environment, and
wonderful community
looking forward to
hole, because Eddie said has never been fishing before. So,
Mayberry would be an
fast friends.
whole life.
So
for a divorce! As he is
opening of Goobers
tomorrow at noon!
afternoon appointment
handcuffs. He slammed
Lawson continuously
grown back
Must be 14 or older to
apply.