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OPENING
ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT
THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL HISTORY OF MR. WILLY WONKA
A LETTER FROM CHARLIE BUCKET
NEWS OF AUGUSTUS
MORE OF HIM TO LOVE
NEWS OF VERUCA
WHEN VERUCA SAYS
NEWS OF VIOLET
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
NEWS OF MIKE
ITS TEAVEE TIME!
IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE
DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT
THE CHOCOLATE ROOM
SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
AUGUSTUS DOWNFALL
AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP
GUM!
JUICY!
VERUCAS NUTCRACKER SWEET
VIDIOTS
PURE IMAGINATION
A LITTLE ME
IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN (REPRISE)
PRODUCED FOR RECORD BY

SCOTT M. RIESETT & MARC SHAIMAN
www.CharlieandtheChocolateFactory.com
& 2013 WaterTower Music, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522.

Photography: Brinkhoff / Mgenburg, Helen Maybanks, Johan Persson
Packaging designed by DEWYNTERS TM 2013 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
Music by Marc Shaiman. Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. 2010-2013 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP).
Except Pure Imagination. Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley. 1970, 1971 Taradam Music Inc. (BMI).
Warner Bros. Theatre Ventures

Langley Park Productions
Neal Street Productions
CAST
Willy Wonka
Grandpa Joe
present
Roald Dahls
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Book
Music
Lyrics
David Greig
Marc Shaiman
Scott Wittman
Marc Shaiman
based on the novel by Roald Dahl
Executive Producers
Raymond Wu
Mark Kaufman
Kevin McCormick
Caro Newling
Marketing Directors
Press Representatives
Marketing and Design
Production Manager
General Management
Joe Public
The Corner Shop
Dewynters
Patrick Molony
Nick Salmon & Nia Janis for

Playful Productions
Casting
Childrens Casting
Associate Director
Associate Choreographer
Pippa Ailion CDG
Jessica Ronane CDG
Annabel Bolton
Ellen Kane
Orchestrations
Arrangements
Associate Musical Director
Doug Besterman
Marc Shaiman
Nigel Lilley
Lighting Designer
Sound Designer
Video and Projection Designer
Puppet and Illusion Designer
Paul Pyant
Paul Arditti
Jon Driscoll
Jamie Harrison
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Gloop
Mr. Beauregarde
Mrs. Teavee
Grandpa George
Grandma Josephine
Grandma Georgina
Mrs. Bucket
Mr. Bucket
Cherry
Jerry
Mrs. Pratchett
DOUGLAS HODGE
NIGEL PLANER
CLIVE CARTER
JASNA IVIR
PAUL J MEDFORD
IRIS ROBERTS
BILLY BOYLE
RONI PAGE
MYRA SANDS
ALEX CLATWORTHY
JACK SHALLOO
KATE GRAHAM
ROSS DAWES
MICHELLE BISHOP
OOMPA-LOOMPAS AND ENSEMBLE
JOE ALLEN, DAVID BIRCH, ALEX LOUIZE BIRD,

MICHELLE BISHOP, MIREIA MAMBO BOKELE, SIMON CAMPBELL,
MATTHEW CLARK, JENNIFER DAVISON, ROSS DAWES,
NIA FISHER, KATE GRAHAM, DEREK HAGEN,
CLARE HALSE, MARK ILES, DANIEL IOANNOU,
KIERAN JAE, JANE McMURTRIE, NATALIE MOORE-WILLIAMS,
SHERRIE PENNINGTON, DAMIEN POOLE, ANTONY REED,
PAUL SAUNDERS, JAY WEBB
CHILDREN
Charlie Bucket
Augustus Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Mike Teavee
JACK COSTELLO*
TOM KLENERMAN
ISAAC ROUSE
LOUIS SUC
HARRISON SLATER
JENSON STEELE*
REGAN STOKES
POLLY ALLEN
TIA NOAKES*
ELLIE SIMONS
INDIA RIA AMARTEIFIO
ADRIANNA BERTOLA
JADE JOHNSON*
MYA OLAYE
JAY HEYMAN*
ADAM MITCHELL
LUCA TOOMEY
*children performing for this recording
Musical Director
Nicholas Skilbeck
Set and Costume Designer
Mark Thompson
Choreographer
Peter Darling
Director
Sam Mendes
The Production gratefully acknowledges the permission of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley for the use of Pure Imagination
WORLD PREMIERE THEATRE ROYAL DRURY LANE 25 JUNE 2013
ACT ONE
1 OPENING
On a cold autumn evening a boy picks through rubbish at a dump on
the edge of town.The boy is Charlie Bucket and he is looking for valuable
things he can take home. Nearby, Mrs. Pratchett pushes her sweet stall
and calls out her wares. Charlie watches hungrily as a crowd of workers
eat their daily chocolate fix. Also watching is an old Tramp sitting in
a broken telephone box.
MRS. PRATCHETT
Chocolate! Chocolate! Rots your teeth and makes you fat! Get your
lovely chocolate here!
TRAMP
HEAR THE WHISTLE BLOWING

HOW DJA DO HAS TO BE GOODBYE
GOODBYE
Im home!
Charlies home is a one room tumbledown shack under a railway arch. He
finds his grandparents waiting, as they always are, all four of them in the
same old bed. As they wait for their cabbage soup to boil Charlie notices
theres just time for a story, the only question is: which story should it be?
CHARLIE
Ten minutes till dinner, just enough time to hear The Story Of
Willy Wonka!
JOSEPHINE
If people didnt throw things away Id have nothing to pick up.
TRAMP
Very philosophical, Im sure.
2 ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT

CHARLIE
LOOK AT THIS BENT UMBRELLA

HARDLY KNOW WHY HED THROW IT AWAY
IVE A TRICK WITH SOME WIRE N STICK
SO ILL SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY
HERES A GLOVE WITH NO PARTNER
IT GOT LOST SO SHE TOSSED YOU ASIDE BUT
IVE A DATE FOR YA, WOOLY MATE
AND THE HALF-A-HEAVEN YOU PROVIDE
ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT
YES, ITS NEAR ENOUGH TO NEW
YOUR TRASH IS MY TREASURE
YOUR GOODBYE IS MY HOW DJA DO
HOW DJA DO? HOW DJA DO AGAIN?
HOW DJA DO? VERY WELL THEN
HERES A COIN, WELL, IT ONCE WAS
NOW ITS A SMASHED PENNY TOKEN
BUT I KNOW THAT MY GRANDPA JOE
WOULD SAY THIS IS ONLY BARELY BROKEN
HERES A TIN, LET ME AT IT
WHEN I RUN EVERYONE IS A FAN
HEAR THE ROAR AS I KICK AND I SCORE
THEN MY PICTURES ON THE LABEL OF THE CAN!
ITS ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT
YES, ITS NEAR ENOUGH TO NEW
YOUR TRASH IS MY TREASURE
YOUR GOODBYE IS MY HOW DJA DO
FOUND A BOOK WITH MISSING PAGES
NOT A PROBLEM, I KNOW HOW IT ENDS
GOOD KING CHARLIE IN HIS KINGDOM
LOTS OF CHOCOLATE, LOTS OF FRIENDS!
HOW DJA DO LOYAL SUBJECTS!
BRING ME SWEETS, ROYAL TREATS FOR A KING!
MUST BE PURE FOR A CONNOISSEUR
OR THE EXECUTIONERS AXE SHALL SWING!!
BUT TILL THEN IM JUST CHARLIE
FULL OF TALK BUT NO CHOCOLATE BARS
BUT SOMEDAY WHEN I HAVE MY SAY
MR. WONKA WILL DECREE
EVERY CANDY SHALL BE FREE
THERELL BE WONKA CHOCOLATES FALLING FROM THE STARS!!
AND THATLL BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY
FOR MR. WILLY WONKA...
JOSEPHINE
...WE ALL SING FOR HES THE KING OF THEM ALL
GEORGINA
THERE WERE SUGAR BALLOONS
GEORGE
AND MACAROONS
GRANDPA JOE
ALL FOUR
GRANDPA JOE
GEORGE
JOSEPHINE
TWERE FEATHERY SWEETS
GRANDPA JOE
I have a distinct recollection of telling you the story of Willy Wonka

just last night.
GEORGINA
Im glad they do that.

Glad?
GRANDPA JOE
GEORGINA
GRANDPA JOE
CHARLIE
EVEN GANDHI GOT HIMSELF INTO A BRAWL
GRANDPA JOE
No...
CHARLIE
TRAMP
GEORGINA
Didnt we tell you the story of Willy Wonka last night?
Look at this mess. People just guzzle up their chocolate and throw
away the wrappers without the slightest thought.
CHARLIE
HAD SUCH EPISODES AND DRAMAS!
GEORGE
GEORGE
And the night before that.
CHARLIE
I dont mean to be rude Grandpa Joe but you are getting a bit old
and, well, maybe a bit forgetful?
3 THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL

HISTORY OF MR. WILLY WONKA
GRANDPA JOE
HAVE WE REALLY NEVER EVER TOLD THE BOY ABOUT HIM?
CHARLIE
Not once!
JOSEPHINE
WELL, FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE

THE TOT HAS NOT ONCE TOLD A LIE
CHARLIE
I told you so.
GEORGINA
BUT CAN WE ANSWER ALL HIS QUERIES?
GEORGE
CAN WE COVER ALL THE THEORIES?
GRANDPA JOE
ALL THE BEDS A STAGE SO DEARIES,
ALL FOUR
LET US TRY!
GRANDPA JOE
WHAT A CLEVER MAN HE IS THIS MR. WONKA

THERES SO MANY TALES TO TELL
ALL ABOUT THE TASTY SWEETS
THAT MADE THE PEOPLE GATHER ROUND FOR JUST ONE SMELL
GEORGE
CHILDREN GNAWED...
GEORGINA
...WHILE IN THEIR ROMPERS...
GEORGE
...CHOCOLATE EGGS BETWEEN THEIR CHOMPERS
JOSEPHINE
TILL A TINY BIRD WAS PERCHED UPON THEIR TONGUE
ALL FOUR
YES, MR. WILLY WONKA
GEORGINA
...HAS A SEX APPEAL WHAT MAKES ME FEEL YOUNG!

There I said it!
GEORGE
Oh, you little minx!
GRANDPA JOE
FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD THEY CALLED ON MR. WONKA

KINGS AND QUEENS AND PRESIDENTS
JOSEPHINE
EVEN DOWN IN ROME THE POPE LEFT HOME

AND IN THE FACTRY TOOK UP RESIDENCE
GEORGINA
DALAI LAMAS AND THEIR MAMAS
AND MARSHMALLOW TREATS

TRANSFORMING WHEEZING GEEZERS TO A CHILD
AND LET ME SAY THAT MR. WILLY WONKA
WHIPS A SWIRL WHAT MAKES A GIRL GO WILD
Well, he does.
CHARLIE
Tell the one about the Indian Prince, the one about Prince
Pondicherry!
GRANDPA JOE
Oh you like the scary ones, dont you Charlie!
GRANDPA JOE
WILLY WONKA WENT TO INDIA

NEAR THE KINGDOM OF MADRAS
WHERE HE MET PRINCE PONDICHERRY
WHO WAS RICH BUT AWFULLY CRASS
HE HAD WED A MAHARANI
WHO CRAVED CHOCOLATE FOR EACH MEAL
SO HE CALLED UP WILLY WONKA
AND HE SAID
GEORGE
LETS MAKE A DEAL!

I WILL PAY A MILLION RUPEE
FOR A HOUSE TO PLEASE HER BELLY
WE WILL BE THE TALK OF PUNJAB
AND THE TOAST OF OLD NEW DELHI!
GRANDPA JOE
I WILL GLADLY BUILD THIS FORTRESS

WONKA SAID BUT JUST ONE THING
IT WILL BE NICE FOR THE WINTER
BUT IT WONT LAST PAST THE SPRING
ALL FOUR
FOR THE SUN WILL MAKE A RIVER

OF THIS CHOCOLATE TAJ MAHAL
JOSEPHINE
AND YOULL END UP IN HOT CHOCOLATE

WITH YOUR CHOCOLATE FEMME FATAL
GRANDPA JOE
BUT THE PRINCE HE WOULDNT LISTEN
GEORGE
USE A BON-BON FOR THE DOME!

I WONT REST UNTIL MY MISSUS
EATS ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!
GRANDPA JOE
AND SO WONKA BUILT A SHOWPLACE

BUT WHEN SUMMER CAME AROUND
ALL THE WALLS BEGAN TO MELT
TILL EVERY CEILING HIT THE GROUND
JOSEPHINE
AND THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS PERISHED
GEORGE
DROWNING IN THE CHOCOLATE FLOW
GRANDPA JOE
YES THEY DIED

CAUSE THEY WERE GREEDY
AH, BUT WHAT A WAY TO GO!

Oh, but Charlie, then the spies came.
Ficklegruber
Prodnose
and Slugworth!
Stealing every new invention as soon as it appeared. Wonka closed

down the factory and no chocolate was made for a very long time
but then one night the lights came back on again and strange
shadows appeared at the windows. Yes! The factory was up and
running again but how? nobodys ever gone in and nobodys
ever come out and that is one of the great mysteries of the
chocolate making world.
GRANDPA JOE
YES, THE SMOKE RETURNED TO THE CHIMNEYS

BUT THE GATES STAYED LOCKED AND CHAINED
AND STRANGE SHADOWS
JACK COSTELLO
THE OTHER THREE
GHOSTLY SHADOWS!
GRANDPA JOE
APPEARED AT THE WINDOW, UNEXPLAINED
THE OTHER THREE
YES, OUT WENT FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE, SLUGWORTH
GEORGE
NO ONE WENT IN WHICH IS QUITE BIZARRE
GRANDPA JOE
BUT, THE FACTORY CHURNED
GEORGINA
AND THE SWEETS RETURNED!
ALL FOUR
4 A LETTER FROM CHARLIE BUCKET

CHARLIE
Dear Mr. Wonka

I KNOW THAT YOURE A BUSY MAN
YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF MAIL TO READ
IM WRITING FOR MY FAMLY CAUSE
THERES NOTHING SPECIAL THAT I NEED
THE TIME YOU TAKE TO READ THIS LETTER
WILL BE TIME WELL SPENT
BECAUSE IVE MADE A LIST OF THINGS
YOU MIGHT WANT TO INVENT
IF WE COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE BAR!

SO, CHARLIE NOW YOURE UP TO DATE ON WILLY WONKA
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HES ABOUT
THOUGH ITS A CRYING SHAME THAT NO ONES GOING IN
AT LEAST THE CHOCOLATES STILL COME OUT
MR. BUCKET
NOW ONCE AGAIN EACH MOTHERS DAUGHTER

FEELS HER MOUTH BEGIN TO WATER
CHARLIE
GRANDPA JOE
JOSEPHINE
IN BRAZIL THEY GAVE UP COFFEE

FOR A TASTE OF WONKA TOFFEE
GEORGE
NOW EACH NOSE WITH SENSE OLFACTORY

THINKS THE FACTRYS SATIS-SNACK-TORY
GEORGINA
HOWS YOUR HOMEWORK?
CHARLIE
ALMOST DONE
MR. BUCKET
THATS MY CHARLIE, THATS MY SON

FOR DAD, WHOS ALWAYS ON HIS FEET
YOU MIGHT PLEASE GRANT ME THIS ONE WISH
TO KEEP HIS SHOES ATTACHED TO HIM
SOME BOOTSTRAPS MADE FROM LICORICE
FOR JOSEPHINA I HAVE DRAWN
A RECIPE BENEATH
FOR MOLARS MADE OF MARZIPAN
WHEN SHE CANT FIND HER TEETH
FOR A SINGLE WHIFF I MIGHT COMMIT A CRIME
MRS. BUCKET
YES MR. WILLY WONKAS...
CHARLIE
...LIKE I SAID...
MRS. BUCKET
A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME
CHARLIE
ALL FOUR & CHARLIE

GRANDPA JOE
ALL FOUR & CHARLIE

JOSEPHINE
Ive still got it.
GRANDPA JOE
Ive slipped a disk.
GEORGE
I think I need a pee.
GEORGINA
I think I just had one.

Charlies father returns home dispirited. Hes had no luck looking for work
but has managed to find an old chair leg to go on the fire and hes found
a notebook for Charlie. It still has a few blank pages at the back. As the
family go through their evening routine, Charlie tries to do his homework
but is distracted by thoughts of chocolate
HAVE YOU SCRUBBED UP?

YES, I DID
THATS MY CHARLIE, THATS MY KID

WHEN I WAS SMALLER THAN I AM
I THINK ONE DAY WE SAW THE SEA
MY MUM, SHE HAD AN ICE CREAM
AND WAS HAPPY AS A MUM CAN BE
FOR HER I WOULD INVENT
AN ICE CREAM THAT WOULD NEVER MELT
SO SHE CAN FEEL ALL DAY
THE WAY I WISH SHE ALWAYS FELT
FOR GRANDPA GEORGE AND HIS GEORGINA
SOMETHING NOT IN ANY STORE
SOME PILLOWS MADE FROM MARSHMALLOWS
TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN WHEN THEY SNORE
FOR GRANDPA JOE WHO SOON IS TURNING

NINETY AND ONE HALF
A JOKE BOOK MADE FROM JELLYBEANS
CAUSE HE JUST LOVES TO LAUGH
GRANDPARENTS
OFF TO BED NOW
CHARLIE
COUNTING SHEEP
GRANDPARENTS
HOPE WE DONT DIE IN OUR SLEEP
CHARLIE
I THINK IVE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING

FOR YOU TO ADD YOUR SPECIAL TOUCH
AND WHEN THESE THINGS ARE ALL COMPLETE
IF ITS NOT ASKING FAR TOO MUCH
PLEASE DROP THEM OFF YOURSELF
SO WE CAN ASK YA HOWD JA DO?
AND, WELL, ID LIKE ONE WONKA BAR
THAT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU
SIGNED, CHARLIE BUCKET
THE FAMILY
GOODNIGHT, CHARLIE BUCKET
CHARLIE
SIGNED, CHARLIE BUCKET; INVENTOR

Charlie signs his letter, folds it into a paper aeroplane and sends it
flying out into the night.
5 NEWS OF AUGUSTUS
The next morning, Mrs. Bucket returns home carrying laundry and
news.Willy Wonka is holding a competition. Buy one of his Wonka
Bars and you have a chance to find a Golden Ticket. A ticket means
a visit to the Wonka factory and a lifetimes supply of confectionery.
There are only five Golden Tickets in the whole world.
CHARLIE
Oh, Grandpa, LOOK, the headlines!
GRANDPA JOE
What headlines?
MRS. BUCKET
Read it Charlie!
CHARLIE
Willy Wonka has announced an amazing competition find a

Golden Ticket and you could win a dream trip
to his Chocolate Factory with a guided tour conducted by
Mr. Willy Wonka himself.
GRANDPA JOE
Five Golden Tickets have been hidden inside the wrappers of

five Wonka chocolate bars. Your challenge is to find one.
Charlie is desperate to win one but the Buckets have no money.
Fortunately Grandpa Joe has saved up 53 and a half pence.
Thats just enough for one Wonka Bar which Charlie will receive
on his birthday. Eager for news Charlie brings out their homemade
television, Mr. Bucket pedals an old bike to provide power, and
they learn from the news team of Jerry & Cherry of the first
Golden Ticket winner. He is quite enormous and his name is
Augustus Gloop
JERRY
BREAKING NEWS! We interrupt this program to bring you

news that the first Wonka ticket winner has been found.
To find out more lets go straight over to our chief
confectionary correspondent Cherry Sunday.
Cherry where are you?
CHERRY
Jerry Im in Bavaria!
Here in this sleepy mountain town it seems like a chocolate
dream has come true for local butchers son and three times
regional bratwurst eating championAugustus Gloop!
MRS. GLOOP
Augustus my little pumpkin smile for the cameras!
CHERRY
Augustus how do you feel?
AUGUSTUS
(burp)
CHERRY
Charming! So Mrs. Gloop. This story of hope. How did it

all begin?
6 MORE OF HIM TO LOVE

MRS. GLOOP
OH WHEN I WAS JUST A GIRL

I USED TO DREAM OF A BOY
WHO WOULD BRING ME LOTS OF SWEETS
AND BE MEIN SCHWARZWOLD OF JOY
MEIN HERR GLOOP WAS QUITE A MEAL
BUT NOW HE SEEMS JUST LIKE A CRUMB
CAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT DESSERT WAS YET TO COME!
SO WE WERE WED AND IN MEIN MAGEN
SOMETHING BIG BEGAN TO BLOOM
AND MY LIVER AND MY KIDNEY
HAD TO VACATE TO MAKE ROOM!
THEN THE BLESSED DAY ARRIVED
AND OUT HE ROLLED SO ROUND AND SWEET
UND THE FIRST WORDS THAT HE UTTERED WERE
AUGUSTUS
UND FIFTY WONKA BARS WERE WAITING

FOR A NICE MID-BREAKFAST SNACK
BUT THE TASTE WAS KINDA DIFFERENT
LIKE A BRATWURST THREE DAYS OLD
SO I SPIT IT OUT
AND SAW I HAD STRUCK GOLD!
NOW IM THE PERFECT TICKET WINNER
FOR ON CHOCOLATE I DID TEETHE
IM EXCITED BUT KEEP EATING
CAUSE I ONLY STOP TO BREATH
AND A LIFETIME FULL OF CHOCOLATES
A GESUNDHEIT FROM ABOVE
AND THERELL BE MORE, MORE, MORE OF ME TO LOVE
MR. SALT
O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE

TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE
O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE
O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE
O-DA-LAY-HEE, TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE
MR. SALT
ALL THREE
After viewing The Bavarian Beefcake and his family, Grandpa

George points out that one ticket gone means one less chance,
but Charlie remains optimistic.Then they learn that another
ticket has been found. It seems a British billionaires baby ballerina
is the lucky one this time, and her name is Veruca Salt...
7 NEWS OF VERUCA
JERRY
BREAKING NEWS. A second Golden Ticket has been found!

And here to tell us all about it is our mistress of all matters
Wonka, Cherry Sunday!
CHERRY
Jerry, Im in England. Our winner is twelve, she likes ballet,

shes the daughter of a
peanut billionaire and her name is Veruca Salt!
Mr. Salt tell all!
MR. SALT
Well, as soon as Mr. Wonka made his announcement my

Veruca expressed a very keen interest in the competition.
VERUCA
I want a ticket, NOW!
MR. SALT
How could I possibly refuse?
8 WHEN VERUCA SAYS
LETS EAT!
MR. SALT
SO MIT STRUDEL HED CANOODLE

HOW HE LOVED MY PRETZEL PIE
HE ATE THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE
AND GREW WIDE AS WELL AS HIGH
THOUGH HIS SIZE IS RATHER SHOCKING
HES WHAT I WAS TRAUMEN OF
CAUSE THERES MORE, MORE,
MORE OF HIM TO LOVE
Go ahead Augustus. Dont be shy. Schpill your guts.
VERUCA
MRS. GLOOP
AUGUSTUS
LIKE MY MUTTER UND MEIN VATER

I ENJOY A HEALTHY MEAL
YES, MY OUTSIDES SOFT AND FLABBY
BUT MY INSIDES MADE OF STEEL
WE RAISE PIGGIES IN DER BACKYARD
THEN I EAT THEM LIMB FROM LIMB
MR. GLOOP
WE DONT LEAVE OUR DACHSHUND ALL ALONE WITH HIM!
AUGUSTUS
SO THIS MORNING I WAS EATING

WHEN SUCH HUNGER DID ATTACK
WHEN VERUCA SAYS

MORE!
MR. SALT
THERES NO REASONABLE DOUBT

AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS
VERUCA
FETCH!
MR. SALT
THERES NO TIME TO KVETCH

VERUCA
OBEY!
MR. SALT
I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!

I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!
MR. SALT
AND THEN A GIRL CRIED OUT

AND IN HER HAND? A PANACEA!
A GOLDEN TICKET ON DISPLAY!
AND WHAT DID SWEET VERUCA SAY?
VERUCA
DADDY...BUY ME NORTH KOREA!
MR. SALT
WHEN VERUCA SAYS
VERUCA
BUY!
MR. SALT
ITS LIKE A BATTLE CRY!

VERUCA
MINE!
MR. SALT
WELL, IVE JELLY FOR A SPINE

AND IF VERUCA SAID
VERUCA
PLEASE?
MR. SALT
ID KNOW IT WAS A TEASE BEFORE A
VERUCA
MORE!
MR. SALT
NOW!
AN
VERUCA
OUT!
MR. SALT
NO MATTER WHERE OR WHEN

WED BETTER ALL KOWTOW TO:
VERUCA
MORE!, NOW!!, AGAIN!!!
MR. SALT
WHEN VERUCA SAYS
VERUCA
OUT!
MR. SALT
VERUCA
MR. SALT
VERUCA
AGAIN!!
VERUCA
THE SWEAT FORMS ON MY BROW

AGAIN!
AGAIN!!
MR. SALT
NOW, WHEN SHE HEARD OF WONKAS PRIZE

SHE STARTED TO ATTACK!
SO I TOLD MY PEANUT SHELLERS
HERES A TOUGHER NUT TO CRACK
YOUVE EACH A THOUSAND WONKA BARS
START SHELLING THEM AT ONCE
FOR WHEN VERUCAS HAPPY
ITS MUCH BETTER FOR HER PAPPY
FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS
THE LADIES TRIED TO PICK IT
AND ALWAYS TO THE MUSIC OF:
VERUCA
MR. SALT
VERUCA
OUT!, FETCH!!, OBEY!!!
NOW!
VERUCA
AND WHEN SHE FINALLY FALLS ASLEEP

WELL PRAY AND SAY AMEN
TILL TOMORROW WHEN IT ALL BEGINS
VERUCA
MR. SALT
MR. SALT
BUY!
MR. SALT
YOUD BETTER FIND A WAY

TO MAKE A DOLLAR STRETCH FOR:
I BUY ANOTHER STORE

VERUCA
VERUCA
MINE!
A
FETCH!
A
At last its Charlies birthday. His present is a Wonka Whipple

Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight.The whole family are agog in the
hope its a lucky one Is it? Is it? is it!? No. says Charlie, but its
still chocolate, its still the best present ever. He takes the tiniest bite
out of it that he can. Charlie wonders if he can make it last a whole
year. Just then, the ominous words Breaking News are heard from
the TV. Another ticket winner has been found in Hollywood and it is
wannabe gum-chewing star Violet Beauregarde...
MR. BEAUREGARDE
9 NEWS OF VIOLET
MR. BEAUREGARDE
JERRY
BREAKING NEWS! We have a third Golden Ticket winner!

CHERRY
WE ALL ARE VULTURES IF THE CULTURES
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
POP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
WHEN YOU WANT DADDY, WHACHA CALL OUT?
POP!
AND SPEAKIN OF DADDIES, IM THE PAW
ENTOURAGE
WHOO!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
WHO HAS A LITTLE DARLIN WITH A MILLION DOLLAR JAW
Im in California Jerry! Where lady luck has landed in the lap

of local gum celebrity Violet Beauregarde heres her father...
Mr. Beauregarde, would you like to make a statement?
ENTOURAGE
As a matter of fact, I would.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
bk THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS

MR. BEAUREGARDE
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LOVE?
POP!
YEAH!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
AND WHEN SHE GETS A-CHEWIN AINT NO WAY SHES GONNA

STOP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
THIS LITTLE STARLL MAKE YOUR
JAWS DROP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
People of the world, allow me to introduce a little lady who is

royalty of the highest order. Shes The Double Bubble Duchess.
Shes my daughter and her name is, well, her name is
VIOLET
WELL, MY NAME IS VIOLET BEAUREGARDE

AND I LIKE GUM
I CHEW SO GOOD ITS MADE ME
THE SENSATION IVE BECOME
FOR OVER HALF A YEAR
WELL, IVE BEEN BLOWIN THIS BAZOOKA
ITS FRUITY, NOT NUTTY
LIKE THAT STUPID GIRL VERUCA
YOULL FIND MY COMPETITION
ARE IN TRACTION OR ON CRUTCHES
AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS

THATS HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
SHES ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
AND SO, FILE IT
VIOLET BEAUREGARDES THE NAME
CHERRY
NO MATTER WHAT SHE GAVE ME

I COULD CHEW WITH INSPIRATION
I STARTED BREAKING RECORDS
WITH MY DENTAL DEDICATION
MR. BEAUREGARDE
IT SEEMS SHE WOULD CHEW ANYTHING

SHE GOT WITHIN HER CLUTCHES
VIOLET

THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS!
VIOLET
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
VIOLET
VIOLET
YOUR STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
SO DONT YOU GIVE HER ANY TROUBLE
VIOLET
CAUSE, LET ME TELL YA

IM HERE TO POP AND STAKE MY CLAIM
MR. BEAUREGARDE
ITS MY FAME
ALL
VIOLET
VIOLET
ITS IN THE CARDS

YES, BEAUREGARDES THE NAME!
WOO!!
AND SO, FILE IT
Grandpa George insists its best they all forget about chocolate.
Without money there is no way Charlie has a chance. As if to prove
his point the television announces another newsflash as we head to
Middle America to meet Mike Teavee & the Teavee family
VIOLET BEAUREGARDES THE NAME
bl NEWS OF MIKE
IM ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE

ALL
CHERRY
Violet, what we really want to know is how did you get

your ticket?
VIOLET
WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE CONTEST

I JOINED THE CHOCLATE WAR
I MAY LOVE CHEWING GUM
BUT I LIKE WINNING EVEN MORE
I BOUGHT A WONKA BAR
AND THROUGH THE WRAPPER STARTED SLASHING
I WON A GOLDEN TICKET
ALL
AND THE CAMERAS STARTED FLASHING!
VIOLET
SO NOW IT SEEMS IM FAMOUS

IM ALL OVER THE TV
CORNELIA PRINZMETEL
SHES AS JEALOUS AS CAN BE
THE MOVIES ARE ALL CALLING
AND THE NETWORKS ARE PURSUING
I BET MY DAD COULD EVEN SELL
THIS JUICY FRUIT IM CHEWING
Violet, your addiction to chewing, where did it start?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
WELL, IT STARTED AS A BABY

CAUSE I TALKED A MILE A MINUTE
MY MAMA THOUGHT MY MOUTH WOULD STOP
IF SHE PUT SOMETHING IN IT
VIOLET
VIOLET
THERES GOLD IN THEM THERE MOLARS

AND IN EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES
VIOLET

VIOLET
JERRY
Cherry, where are you now?
CHERRY
AND LET ME TELL YA

I LOVE TO SNAP, I LOVE TO CHEW
AND WHEN IM DONE ITS ON YOUR SHOE
IM NEVER GONNA STOP
POP!
UM
I HEART GUM

VIOLET
IM ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE
AND SO, FILE IT

VIOLET BEAUREGARDES...
YOU CAN BET FOR SURE THIS KID LL WIN
MIKE
MOMMY, WHERES MY RITALIN?

THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
MRS. TEAVEE
Thanks for coming!
Hello, hello, hello, welcome, my names Doris Teavee cups on

doilies please this is my husband Norman.
MR. TEAVEE
What..?
MRS. TEAVEE
We have a prepared statement.

OH, WELCOME TO YOU GENTLEMEN AND LADIES OF THE PRESS
HOW WONDERFUL TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH YOU
YOUVE TRAVELLED FAR AND WIDE
DONT BE SHY, PLEASE, COME INSIDE
IVE PLATES OF PETIT FOURS AND CHEESE FONDUE
THE REASON THAT YOUVE GATHERED IS TO MEET MY LITTLE BOY
THE HERO OF THE GOOD OLD USA
SO NOW IF YOURE ALL STRAPPED IN
LET THE PRESS CONFERENCE BEGIN
LITTLE ANGEL DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY?
MIKE
BANG! BANG!
FUTURISTIC RODEO
SEE CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER
HANG EM ON HIGH
TAKE YOUR HARD DRIVES, BOOT EM UP
FOR A CYBER SHOOT EM UP
MRS. TEAVEE
OH, MIKE IS JUST HIGH SPIRITED, THATS WHAT THE DOCTORS SAID
HES JUST A MINI VERSION OF MY SPOUSE
MRS. TEAVEE
VIOLET
MRS. TEAVEE
MRS. TEAVEE
ITS MY FAME
BANG! BANG!
BEEN PLAYING NOW FOR FIFTY HOURS
WATCH CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER
MAKE THE LOSERS CRY
bm ITS TEAVEE TIME
MIKE
Jerry, Im in suburbia.
MR. TEAVEE
VIOLET
WHEN HE STOLE THAT GERMAN TANK

BUT WE NEVER WISH THAT WE HAD HAD A DAUGHTER
MEDICATION SETS US FREE
ONE FOR MIKE AND TWO FOR ME
AND AT SIX I POUR A SHOT OF MOMMY WATER
WELL, IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE HAVING YOU INSIDE OUR HOME
TO SEE HES JUST A LITTLE BOY AT PLAY
AND THOUGH I BREAK OUT IN THE SWEATS
WHEN WE HIDE HIS CIGARETTES
WEVE GOT HIM DOWN TO JUST TWO PACKS A DAY!
AND NOW WELL GO TO WONKAS
WHERE HELL MAKE SOME BRAND NEW FRIENDS
I PRAY TO GOD HE FITS IN WITH THE GANG
BUT IF THERE IS NO TV
ITLL BE LIKE WORLD WAR THREE
BUT FOR NOW, ILL LET HIM GO OUT WITH A
What?
AND THEY SAID IT WAS A PHASE

WHEN HE SET THE CAT ABLAZE
BUT THE AUTHORITIES REQUEST
THAT LITTLE MIKE NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE
AND SO WE LET HIM SIT AT THE COMPUTER DAY AND NIGHT
HES PROMISED ME THAT HE WONT EVER BUDGE
CAUSE THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE
WHEN HE CHLOROFORMED THAT NURSE
DARLING, TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU TOLD THE JUDGE
MIKE
HACK! HACK!
ATTACK THE WONKA MAINFRAME
IM CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER
IM A SUPER SPY
CRACKED HIS PASSWORD GOLDEN STAR
NEVER HAD TO BUY A BAR
MRS. TEAVEE
IT WAS JUST A CHILDHOOD PRANK
With all but one ticket gone, and no money to buy a bar, Charlie is
desolate. Mr. Bucket tries to interest him in looking for shooting stars
through the holes in the shack roof but Charlie isnt interested.
Mrs. Bucket comes home from the laundry as Mr. Bucket leaves
to look for work. Both parents feel at a loss
bn IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE

MR. BUCKET
Well, there might be a hole in the roof, Charlie, but maybe

well see a shooting star and we can make a wish on it.
CHARLIE
Dont waste a wish on me.
MR. BUCKET
Oh Charlie
SHE WOULD SAY THAT ONES MARS
SHE WOULD HANG YOU THE MOON
AND THEN SHED BOTTLE THE STARS
SHE WOULD SAY BRUSH YOUR TEETH
IS THAT DIRT BEHIND YOUR EAR?
YOUD BE DREAMING IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE
MRS. BUCKET
Evening Love.
MR. BUCKET
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
BY YEAR
MR. BUCKET
I WOULD THANK HER IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE
Winter has come. Mr. Bucket, alone in the snow, sees a shooting star.
MR. BUCKET
Well Charlie, if you wont make a wish, then I will

Charlie searches for treasure at the dump when Mrs. Pratchetts
sweet stall passes. A rich couple order a few bars of chocolate before
dinner. Charlie watches them hungrily. As they leave, they drop some
money. Encouraged by the Tramp, Charlie realises its just enough for
a bar of Chocolate. He buys one.What he finds inside is so exciting
that it prompts Grandpa Joe (as well as the other grandparents) to
get out of bed and walk for the first time in forty years! Yes, Charlie
has a winning ticket!
bo DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE

CHARLIE
Not good. Maybe you could cheer him up?
GRANDPA JOE
MR. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.
MRS. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.

Hey Charlie, lets have another look at that notebook of yours.
I want to see all your new inventions. Charlie? Oh Charlie
IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE
YOU WOULD NOT BE IN BED
YOUD BE ACTING OUT THE STORIES
FROM THE BOOKS THAT YOUVE READ
HED BE WALKING THE PLANK
OF CHARLIE BUCKET BUCCANEER
YOUD BE SAILING IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
AND IF WISHES WERE HORSES

WE COULD GALLOP AWAY
AND IF CABBAGES WERE WATCHES
I WOULD KNOW THE TIME ALL DAY
AH, BUT ALL WE CAN OFFER YOU ARE DREAMS IN EVERY SIZE
SO, CLOSE YOUR EYES CHARLIE BUCKET, CLOSE YOUR EYES
MR. BUCKET
Looks like hes asleep.
MRS. BUCKET
Any luck?
MR. BUCKET
Not today. Its getting colder tonight.
MRS. BUCKET
Oh, well manage.
MR. BUCKET
Im glad he has you.
MRS. BUCKET
Im glad he has you.
MR. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.
MRS. BUCKET
See you tomorrow.
MR. BUCKET
Well have to get you another blanket, wont we Charlieeh?

SHE WOULD BANISH THE COLD
MRS. BUCKET
AND YOUR DAD BRINGS THE SPRINGTIME

WHEN YOUR MUMS FEELIN OLD
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
AS WERE WATCHING YOU GROW
MRS. BUCKET
INCH BY INCH
MR. BUCKET
BY INCH
GEORGE
WELL HAVE NO MORE CABBAGE SUPPERS

NOW ILL HAVE TO WEAR ME UPPERS
GRANDPA JOE
CHARLIE
Ill see what I can do.
TELL THOSE BLUEBIRDS DOWN IN DOVER

EMPTY BUCKET DAYS ARE OVER
Charliewhat is it?
How is he?
MRS. BUCKET
JOSEPHINE
GRANDPA JOE, HOW DJA KNOW

THAT ID BE COMING HOME TODAY
WITH SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING GOLD
SOMETHING SPECIAL THAT I CAN HOLD
MR. WONKA, HOW DJA DO?
TOMORROW MORNING, ILL BE SEEING YOU!
GRANDPA JOE
MR. BUCKET
I DONT NEED A PINT OF WHISKEY

CAUSE I ALREADY FEEL DRUNK
YOURE INTOXICATING AS THE FIRST OF SPRING
YES IM CREAKY AND IM OLDEN
BUT YOUR TICKET OH SO GOLDEN
SGOT ME FLOATIN LIKE IM BOATIN DOWN THE STREAM
BUT DONT, DONT, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
I DONT WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM
Come on Josephine, George, Georgina, get up, get out of bed
were not going to take this lying down!
MRS. BUCKET
Evening Love.
MRS. BUCKET
GRANDPA JOE
Grandpa Joewe won.

CHARLIE GET MY UNIFORM
FROM HIGH UPON THE SHELF
AND DUST OFF ALL THE YEARS SINCE ITS BEEN WORN
I ADMIT FOR QUITE A WHILE
I HAVENT BEEN ME SELF
BUT SPREAD THE NEWS! A NEW JOE HAS BEEN BORN!
ALL
WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD TRAVELS STEERAGE
MR. BUCKET
WELL BE LISTED IN BURKES PEERAGE
GEORGINA
But Joe, you cant walk!

Walk? I could run a four minute mile. Just like I did in the
48 Olympics.
JOSEPHINA, GET THE THREAD
AND NEEDLE FROM THE KIT
IM SURE THE MOTHS HAVE HAD A WOOLLY CHEW
AND YOU WONT HAVE TO ALTERATE
ME TROUSERS WILL STILL FIT
CAUSE I HAVENT ET SINCE I WAS 22
WHILE YOUR MOTHER STARTS TO DRESS ME
AND YOUR DAD CAN IRON AND PRESS ME
PRESS THE PEDAL TO THE KETTLE FOR THE STEAM!
BUT DONT, DONT, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
JOSEPHINE
Its a miracle.
GEORGE
Its an accident waiting to happen.
GRANDPA JOE
OH, CHARLIE IF IM SLEEPIN

LET MY DREAMING HEART KEEP LEAPIN
CAUSE THE CABBAGE-Y DAYS HAVE GONE WITHOUT A TRACE
ALL
Woa!
GRANDPA JOE
AND IF I NEVER WAKEN

WHAT A TRIP I WILL HAVE TAKEN
YOU CAN BURY ME WITH A SMILE UPON MY FACE!
WOA! CHARLIE GET MY DANCING SHOES
FROM OUT THE PULLMAN TRUNK
AND GET READY FOR THE BUCKET BUCK AND WING
GRANDPA JOE
ALL
YES, WERE FEELING OPTIMISTIC

THOUGH A TOUCH SOMNAMBULISTIC
PLEASE DONT STARTLE US CAUSE WE MUST BE IN A TRANCE
ITS SO DREAMY THAT WE HOPE YA
SOMEDAY VISIT OUR UTOPYA
WHY JUST WALK IN YOUR SLEEP
WHEN YOU CAN SING AND DANCE!
ALL
Go on Charlie.
GRANDPA JOE
WITH BOTH ME FEET BACK ON THE FLOOR

ITS LIKE THE DAY WE WON THE WAR
AND THE VICTORY IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
ALL
WE CAN EVEN GET DIVORCES!!
GRANDPA JOE
WELL BE ROYAL!
ALL
WELL BE POSH!
On the great day, the Golden Ticket winners gather before Willy
Wonkas imposing factory gates. Charlie & Grandpa Joe feel out of
place amidst all the hoopla on the red carpet. Finally, the moment
of truth arrives.With a choral fanfare, the factory door swings open
and all eyes turn to see the mysterious Willy Wonka silhouetted
in the smoke is an old man bent over a walking stick, about to totter
down the factory steps... but he doesnt totter for long!
GEORGE
MRS. BUCKET
CHARLIE
CHERRY
GRANDPA JOE
BA BA BA BA
SO DONT, DONT, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
WITH OUR LUCK WELL PLAY THE HORSES
MR. BUCKET
Joe! What are you doing?
GEORGE
ALL
GRANDPA JOE
GRANDPA JOE
We are going to visit a chocolate factory.
AH, BUT MAJOR LUCK NOW PLAYS OUR BUCKET THEME
ALL
THOUGH I HAVENT WALKED IN YEARS

CHANGE MY OIL AND CHECK MY GEARS
GIVE MY HAIR A CLIP AND WHIP MY SHAVING CREAM
BUT DONT, DONT DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
GRANDPA JOE
GRANDPA JOE
FROM UNDERNEATH ME FALLEN ARCHES

ILL LEAD MILITARY MARCHES
GEORGINA
JOSEPHINE
SEEMED LIKE NOBODY COULD HEAR US

NO PARADE WOULD EVER CHEER US
WELL, THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO

IS TO DOWN A PINT OR TWO!!
(Gasp)
GRANDPA JOE
GRANDPARENTS
DOES THAT MEAN ILL HAVE TO WASH?

A LITTLE TRAVELING MUSIC PLEASE
ALL
IM SURPRISED WE STILL HAVE KNEES!
JERRY
SO NOW HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR

HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR
HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR
CHARLIE
YOURE THE ONE WHO MADE OUR GOLDEN DREAMS COME TRUE
HIP! HIP!
bp IT MUST BE BELIEVED
TO BE SEEN
ALL
WILLY WONKA, WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
WONT YOU HELP ME PLEASE

IM AFRAID THAT I MIGHT FALL
FOR MY EYES AND KNEES
HAVE GROWN FRAIL BEHIND THIS WALL
LET ME COME TO YOU
THOUGH IT APPEARS IVE LOST MY PEP
BUT AS THIS ANCIENT RELIC READ
IN THE TAO OF CHING, ITS SAID
A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES
BEGINS WITH JUST ONE STEP
BEYOND THIS DOORS A FACTORY
BEGAT FROM JUST A BEAN
BEYOND THIS DOOR
SURPRISE IS IN STORE
BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
BEYOND THIS DOORS INVENTION
WHERE MIND MEETS WITH MACHINE
BEYOND THESE GATES
ASTONISHMENT WAITS
NO MAGIC SPELLS OR POTIONS
FORSWEAR LEGERDEMAIN
MY KINGDOMS CREATED FROM NOTIONS
ALL SWIRLING INSIDE OF MY BRAIN
BEYOND THIS DOORS A BANQUET
OF WONKA MADE CUISINE
A LUCKY FEW
WILL GET TO PASS THROUGH
BEYOND THIS DOOR IS MUSIC
COME DANCE BETWIXT AND BETWEEN
BEYOND THIS WALTZ
IS A WORLD WITHOUT FAULTS
Cherry, where are you?

Jerry, Im in a shack! Where unlikely urchin Charlie Bucket has
won the very last Golden Ticket. Charlie, how do you feel?
CHARLIE
OH WHEN THE SUN CAME OUT TODAY

MY LIFE WAS STILL THE SAME
I PICKED THE SAME OLD RUBBISH AFTER SCHOOL
THEN SUDDENLY A CHOCOLATE BAR
WAS CALLING OUT MY NAME
AND SHOWING ME THE WONKA GOLDEN RULE
I NEVER FLEW A KITE THAT FLIES
NEVER EVER WON A PRIZE
WAS ALWAYS SICK
WHEN THEY WOULD PICK THE WINNING TEAM
BUT DONT, DONT DONCHA PINCH YOUR
ALL
CHARLIE!
CHARLIE

Take it away, Grandpa Joe!
GRANDPA JOE
WELL I WAS ALWAYS CERTAIN

THAT MY LUCK WOULD NEVER CHANGE
I LOST THE WILL TO EVER LEAVE ME BED
ALL
EVER LEAVE OUR BED
GRANDPA JOE
ALL MY FOUR LEAF CLOVERS WILTED

AND MY RABBITS FOOT HAD MANGE
ALL
MANGE
GRANDPA JOE
THE GENIE IN THE BOTTLE TURNED UP DEAD
ALL
QUITE DEAD
ALL
Joe!!
DOUGLAS HODGE
BEYOND THIS DOORS A PUZZLE

YOULL FIND OUT WHAT I MEAN
BEYOND THIS GATE
IS THE WORLD I CREATE
DESPITE THE MAN SEEN AT THESE DOORS
MY CHILDHOOD HOME WAS BLAND LIKE YOURS
BUT I KNEW HOW TO LOOK TO FIND
A WORLD THAT WASNT COLOR-BLIND
LETS HOPE THAT YOURE A BIT LIKE ME
AS YOU WALK THROUGH MY FACTORY
FOR IN THE END THERES QUITE A PRIZE
IF YOU CAN SEE WITH MORE THAN EYES
Golden Ticket Winners! Gloop, Teavee, Beauregarde, Salt...Bucket!
YOURE LIFES ABOUT TO CHANGE NOW
SO DONT GET LEFT BEHIND
DO THINGS APPEAR QUITE STRANGE NOW?
IMAGINE THE WONDERS YOULL FIND
BEYOND THIS DOOR IS CHOCOLATE!
SO TASTY, ITS OBSCENE!
SO FOLLOW ME
FOR I GUARANTEE
THAT THIS WORLD IVE CONCEIVED
AND ALL IVE ACHIEVED
IT MUST BE BELIEVED
TO BE SEEN!
Do come in.
ACT TWO
bq STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT

Willy Wonka gathers the ticket winners in the Contract Room
of his factory. No one can go on until everyone has signed
a contract of agreement.The families are dazed as Willy explains the rules
and regulations with his own brand of somersaulting words.
WILLY WONKA
Goodness, is that the time?

OUR SCHEDULE HAS NO ROOM FOR INTROS
LANGUID AND RUBATO
ACCELERATE RIGHT TO THE VERSE
AND PLAY IT MOLTO PRESTO AND STACCATO!!
WHAT ZIGZAG ROADS AND FICKLE FATES
HAVE LED YOU TO MY CHOCOLATE GATES?
IM SURE THE STORIES WOULD ENTHRALL
BUT TIME IS RACING BY US ALL
ID LOVE TO RHYME A RIDDLE OR TWO
BUT THERES SO MUCH TIME, SO LITTLE TO DO
so much time, so little to do?
PLEASE, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT!
I MEANT THE OTHER WAY
IT DOESNT TAKE A SIGMUND FREUD
TO SEE IM CHARMED AND OVERJOYED
BUT PARDON IF I START TO FRET
WEVE NOT BEGUN OUR JOURNEY YET
NO TIME TO BORROW OR DELAY
WHATS HERE TOMORROWS GONE TODAY
whats here tomorrows gone today?
WHOOPS, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT!
MY TONGUE HAS FEET OF CLAY
YOUVE BID THE TASTELESS WORLD ADIEU
TO CHEW THE GOO AWAITING YOU
BUT SCURRY FOR THE WONKA CLOCK KEEPS TICKING
INSIDE THOSE DOORS THE FLOORS ARE SWEET
THERES RUGS AND CARPETS YOU CAN EAT
AND BEST OF ALL THE WALLPAPER NEEDS LICKING!
THIS DAY OF PUNCTUALITY
IS SCHEDULED TO THE NTH DEGREE
I WISH THAT THERE WAS TIME TO SHARE
MY THOUGHTS ON MAKE-UP, CLOTHES AND HAIR
Madam
MRS. TEAVEE
Yes?
WILLY WONKA
SINE QUA NON AND ENTRE NOUS

YOUR FOOT IS ON THE OTHER SHOE
MRS. TEAVEE
Oh my god!
WILLY WONKA
PLEASE STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT!

LETS GET ON WITH OUR DAY
Frau Gloop!
MRS. GLOOP
Mr. Wonka, Guten Tag!
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
Veruca.
VIOLET
Like the wart?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
The wart has two cs. Ive got one.
WILLY WONKA
One wart?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
VERUCA
WILLY WONKA
Wilkommen. And you must be Augustus. Goodness, you look so faaaantastically

healthy. I could eat you up. Except Im on a diet. Speaking of diets I must
confiscate your sausage.
VERUCA
But thats my lunch.
VERUCA
Not anymore
YOU MAY GO FIRST, BUT LOSE THE WURST
WILLY WONKA
AUGUSTUS
WILLY WONKA
AUGUSTUS
THATS SAD BECAUSE I LOVE EM
WILLY WONKA
TO LEAD OUR GROUP, AUGUSTUS GLOOP!

FOR WHO COULD LOSE SIGHT OF IM?
THE CROWD
YES WHO COULD LOSE SIGHT OF IM?
MR. SALT
Wonka! Sir Robert Salt! Salts Salty Nuts!
WILLY WONKA
Pleased to meet you, Bob. Peanut Business treating you well?
MR. SALT
Well actually
MR. BEAUREGARDE
How interesting. We could talk all day except we wont. Im joking of course.
Im fascinated by nuts. I used to be one myself. And whos this adorable tot
in a tutu?
WILLY WONKA
One C!
I see.
VERUCA
U. C.!
WILLY WONKA
U.C.! O.K. I see. I say, U.R. going to be fun.

ITS A PLEASURE DEAR TO HAVE YOU HERE
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MINK?
VERUCA
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
MR. SALT
ITS BABY SEAL

THATS CLUBBED THEN TICKLED PINK
THE CROWD
ITS CLUBBED THEN TICKLED

CLUBBED THEN TICKLED
CLUBBED THEN TICKLED PINK
Eugene Beauregarde Please smile for the camera!

And I guess you already know, The Double Bubble Duchess.
How delighted to meet you your Grace, and what is it exactly that you do?
I chew.
Same gum for the last three years!

Thats quite an achievement.
Its a jaw popping world record. Shes got her own TV show, line of perfume,
and we are opening boutiques all over the world. Isnt she something?
WILLY WONKA
Shes certainly something, Mr. Beauregarde. Im just not sure what.
VIOLET
HEY, JUST LET ME IN, IM HERE TO WIN
WILLY WONKA
YOU LIKE TO BEAT YOUR DRUM

YOUR CONFIDENCE IS QUITE INTENSE
BUT JUST DONT JUMP THE GUM
THE CROWD
DONT JUMP
DONT JUMP
JUST DONT JUMP THE GUM
MIKE
POW POW! Bye bye blubberboy.
WILLY WONKA
Good heavens!
MIKE
Outta my way old man.
MRS. TEAVEE
Michael play nice now!
WILLY WONKA
Mike Teavee, arent you the boy who got your Golden Ticket by hacking into
my computers!
MRS. TEAVEE
Now Mr. Wonka, those are just allegations.
WILLY WONKA
SO, MIKE THE BRAIN, YOU MUST EXPLAIN

JUST HOW YOU CRACKED MY SYSTEM
MIKE
SHUT UP OLD COOT, IM TRYIN TO SHOOT

THE FAT KIDSHOOT, I MISSED HIM
THE CROWD
FAT, SHOOT, MISSED HIM!
WILLY WONKA
IT SEEMS THAT IVE LEFT SOMEONE OUT

WHO ELSE IS HERE, NOW GIVE A SHOUT
CHARLIE
UH, MR. WONKA, IM THE LAST
WILLY WONKA
IS LEAST THE LAST TO JOIN OUR CAST

Well who are you?
CHARLIE
Charlie Bucket sir.
WILLY WONKA
Oh yes. Arent you the boy who got his ticket at the very last moment?
Dont leave it so late next time. And you must be his Grandpa Joe?
GRANDPA JOE
At your service, sah!
WILLY WONKA
Enraptured. Enchanted. Overjoyed.

Is something wrong?
CHARLIE
Its nothing sir.
WILLY WONKA
Nothings always something, Charlie, except when a person makes something

out of nothing. Now which is it with you?
CHARLIE
I dont know.
WILLY WONKA
Are you the sort of boy who makes something out of nothing?
CHARLIE
No sir, its just youre not what I expected.
WILLY WONKA
Thats a coincidenceIm not what I expected either.

NOW, MESSERS BUCKET, SALT AND BEAUREGARDE
MADAME TEAVEE AND SHATZI GLOOP
YOURE VISITORS IN MY BACKYARD
WHEN SHEPHERDING THIS TINY TROUPE
AND SO I LOOK FOR YOU TO LEAD

YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS
I MUST INSIST YOU HEAR AND HEED
MY RULES AND REGULATIONS
OUTSIDE MY DOORS YOURE FREE TO DO
THE CHARMING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU YOU
THE TRAITS THAT MAKE YOU EACH A KID
A MIRROR OF YOUR PARENTS ID
BUT ONCE INSIDE YOU MUST OBEY
DO AS I DO NOT AS I SAY
DAMN, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT!
OH, THE GAMES THE MIND CAN PLAY
AUGUSTUS
WHICH WAY TO THE BUFFET?
WILLY WONKA
ID LOVE TO LOUNGE AND LOLLYGAG

AND GIVE EACH TONGUE THE CHANCE TO WAG
BUT I MUST GET YOU ALL TO SIGN
THIS CONTRACT ON THE DOTTED LINE
THERES NO REPRISE, THE WAY TIME FLIES,
TO DOT THE TS AND CROSS THE IS
NO, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT!
PLEASE INK WITHOUT DELAY
MR. SALT
MAY I SEE THE DOSSIER?
MR. BEAUREGARDE
AND NEGOTIATE HER PAY
ALL
SIR, WHAT DOES THIS CONTRACT SAY?!
WILLY WONKA
WELL
THE UNDERSIGNED HEREIN TO FORE
CITE FRIPPERY OR FORCE MAJEURE
NO PROPERTY BE TOUCHED OR CHEWED OR PEDDLED
PARENTS
WHAT DID HE SAY??
WILLY WONKA
DE FACTO HABEAS CORPUS LAWS

FOR YOU A NEW GRANDFATHERS CLAUSE
SIGN THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE
THANK GOD THATS SETTLED!
MRS. GLOOP
What does he expect us to do?
MRS. TEAVEE
Im confused.
MR. SALT
br THE CHOCOLATE ROOM

WILLY WONKA
Ladies & Gentlemen Welcometo The Chocolate Room!

Ive never shown this room to anyone beforeyoure the first
to see it. Everything you seeevery tree, every flower and
every birdis made completely and entirely out of chocolate.
CHARLIE
GRANDPA JOE
NOW I KNOW
ILL NEVER HAVE TO DREAM AGAIN
FOR IVE HAD DREAMS INCREDIBLE
BUT HERES A DREAM THAT IS EDIBLE
ALL EXCEPT WILLY WONKA
MR. WONKA, PINCH US PLEASE

SO WE CAN TASTE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES
As the children explore this wonderland, the bewildered adults ask
Willy what its purpose is.Willy bemusedly explains
MR. SALT
Look here, Wonka, the waterfall makes sense but whats the
point in all the rest of this stuff.
Veruca breaks the reverie with a scream. Augustus is drinking

the waterfall!
The point?
bt AUGUSTUS DOWNFALL
WILLY WONKA
MR. SALT
Well, whats it for?
WILLY WONKA
Its my creation.
MR. SALT
How does it make money?
WILLY WONKA
It doesnt.
MRS. GLOOP
Its a little cupboard of treats for a midnight feast.
WILLY WONKA
No madam.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
You use it for photo shoots.
WILLY WONKA
Certainly not.
MRS. TEAVEE
Its therapy.
WILLY WONKA
No.
MR. SALT
Goodbye?!?
WILLY WONKA
NO, STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT!

THE NEXT TIME ILL REHEARSE IT
GET READY, SET AND ON YOUR MARKS, LETS GO!
AUGUSTUS
YOURE STUPID!
MIKE
YOU STINK!
VERUCA
IM WINNING!
VIOLET
YOU THINK?
CHARLIE
LETS GO!
WILLY WONKA & ALL
ON WITH THE SHOW!

With the contract finally signed,Willy waves his cane and reveals
a wonderful garden of candy delights.Willy invites the children to
enjoy the room but whatever they do, they mustnt go near the
chocolate waterfall.
AUGUSTUS
Just one more handful.
WILLY WONKA
Augustus please!
AUGUSTUS
Mr. Wonka, its wunderbaaaaarrr!
Augustus has fallen in.

WILLY WONKA
Oh dear. Quick! Bring down the diversionary plumbing!

Factory alarms sound and a vast array of pipes descend as Augustus
is sucked up the chocolate tube.The families look up and are
amazed to see, amongst the plumbing, dozens of tiny workers in
red boiler suits. Ladies & Gentlemen,The OOMPA-LOOMPAS!
MR. SALT
Dear God Wonka! What in heavens name
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Who in the name of POP are those people!?
WILLY WONKA
bs SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
ALL
Mr. Wonka. Hes just a little peckish!
You really dont see do you?
JUST SIGN!
SO NOW THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST

TO PUT THE PRESENT IN THE PAST
ITS TIME TO TAKE THE GOLDEN TOUR
AND TASTE THE TEMPTING TREATS DU JOUR
THE DAY IS YOUNG, THE SUN IS HIGH
AND SO ITS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
Augustus NO! Stay away from the chocolate waterfall!
MRS. GLOOP
MRS. GLOOP
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA
Well if it isnt for anything and it doesnt make money then

why on earth does it need to exist at all?
This tempo is preposterous!
KIDS
AND ME, I TAKE SWEET HONEY

AND MAKE A TASTEFUL ROSE
WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS SIMPLY WHAT I DO
SOME MEN MAKE POTS OF MONEY
THEYRE HAPPY, I SUPPOSE
BUT BE GRATEFUL THAT FOR JUST A LUCKY FEW
ITS SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
TO SEE WHAT ISNT THERE
THE MIND IS SUCH A WONDER TO EXPLORE
AND THOUGH SOME NIGHTS I DREAD
ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
ID RATHER BE THIS WAY THEN BE A BORE!
TO DREAM OF SOMETHING NEW
THEN WAKE ON FIRE AND TRY TO SCULPT EACH DAY
ITS NO BLESSING, ITS A CURSE!
WAIT, NO, STRIKE THAT AND REVERSE
I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
WILLY WONKA
Will they save him?
cu AUF WIEDERSEHEN
AUGUSTUS
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
GLOOP IN SOUP!
THAR SHE BLOWS!
SLOWLY UP THE PIPE HE FLOWS
TO THE MIXING ROOM HE RISES
HOPE THAT PIPE CAN TAKE ALL SIZES
IF HED LISTENED, HE WOULD NOT
BE HEADED FOR THE FUDGING POT
BUT HE WAS NOT OBEDIENT
NOW HE IS AN INGREDIENT!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Are they your entourage, Wonka?
WILLY WONKA
No, Mr. Beauregarde, theyre my workers.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
CUT, DICE, MINCE, SLICE

TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE
CHURN, CHOP, POUND, POP
SNAP, SNIP, WHISK, WHIP
LET YOUR STOMACH BE THE JUDGE
BOIL, BEAT
OOMPA-LOOMPA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ONCE GROUND, TWICE POUND

STRETCH, STRAIN, CAUSE PAIN
OOMPA-LOOMPA
IM TELLIN YA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SIFT, SHAKE, THEN WE BAKE

AND STICK IT WITH A FORK
DONT THROW AWAY THE SCRAPS TODAY
CAUSE WE LOVE CANDY PORK!
AUGUSTUS
I feel so lonely!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS

YOUR TOUR IS NOW COMPLETE
YOU SHOW THE MEANING TO YOUR GROUP
OF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
MRS. GLOOP
Oh!
WILLY WONKA
SO MOTHER, COURAGE YOU MUST SHOW

BUT PLEASE DONT HOLD A GRUDGE
CAUSE AS A BOY HE WAS SO-SO
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BUT HE MAKES TASTY
HEY, TURN UP THE HEAT!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FUDGE!
MRS. GLOOP
Help!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AUGUSTUS
MRS. GLOOP
Augustus!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS

ITS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
YOU GREAT BIG GREEDY NINCOMPOOP
ITS TIME TO FUDGIFY
YOU NEVER TRIED TO MAKE A FRIEND
BUT NOW WELL HAVE SOME FUN
FOR THOUGH YOUR TOUR IS AT AN END
OUR JOY HAS JUST BEGUN!
AUGUSTUS
YES, HE MAKES TASTY

Augustus!
FUDGE!
Augustus is gone but Willy seems more concerned about the

possible contamination of bones in his toffee.The party are shocked
but nevertheless eager to carry on and explore.The next room is
The Inventing Room, full of test tubes and bubbling pots of coloured
liquid.White coated OOMPA-LOOMPAS mix and stir.Willy gives
every child an everlasting gobstopper as a souvenir of the tour but
Violet is unimpressed.Willy wonders if she might be interested in
his latest creation, in which an entire Sunday roast dinner is
contained in one tiny strip of gum.When Violet sees gum she
cant resist popping it into her mouth.
Mamma, Im stuck.
MRS. GLOOP
Try releasing some gas!
No, but theyll save my chocolate. Ladies & Gentlemen

may I introduce The Oompa-Loompas!
A PAINTER NEEDS NO REASON

TO MAKE A THING OF ART
YES, THERES NO SWITCH TO STOP AND START THE FLOW
A GARDENER HAS HIS SEASON
HIS GREEN THUMB AND HIS HEART
DONT ASK THE MAN WHY DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?
A POET SITS FOR HOURS
WITH WORDS UPON HIS TONGUE
HE CANNOT HELP BUT RHYME HIS DOOM AND GLOOM
SO IF YOU TASTE MY FLOWERS
YOULL SEE THAT IM AMONG
THAT CERTAIN GROUP, THAT LUCKY TROUPE FOR WHOM
TO WISH AWAY THE GRAY
TO TAKE A LICORICE STICK AND MAKE A TREE
YES, THERES NO RHYME OR REASON
I WAS SIMPLY MADE THIS WAY
WHATS STRANGE TO YOU IS NATURAL TO ME
TO PAINT OUTSIDE THE LINES
IT MERELY IS THE WAY THAT I WAS BORN
YOU SEE IVE BEEN SELECTED
TO CREATE THE UNEXPECTED
AND MAKE EACH DAY FEEL JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORN
PICASSO TOOK A TORSO
AND TURNED IT ON ITS HEAD
IT ISNT RIGHT OR WRONG, ITS WHAT HE FELT
AND DALI, EVEN MORE SO
WOULD POSITIVELY DREAD
EXPLAINING WHY HIS HANDS OF TIME SHOULD MELT
10
cl GUM!
VIOLET
Tomato soup!
WILLY WONKA
Thats the starter its quite traditional.
VIOLET
Roast Chicken!
WILLY WONKA
Sunday afternoon all the family in the parlour pick of the

pops on the radio.
VIOLET
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SHE ALWAYS WANTED FAME

NOW SHES BOUT TO EXPLODE
(POP!)
WELL SCOOP UP EVERY CHUNK
AND WELL SERVE HER A LA MODE
(MM HMM!)
SHES GONNA HIT THE BIG TIME
WHEN THE BIG GUM DROPS (WOO!)
SHELL FINALLY BURST HER BUBBLE
ON THE TOP OF THE POPS
Potatoes and Gravy!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Granny dribbling in the corner.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WILLY WONKA
VIOLET
Fizzy orange!
WILLY WONKA
Violet whatever you do dont hit pudding.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Ignore him Vi! You chew, girl. Do it!
WILLY WONKA
Violet no
VIOLET
Cheese and crackers!
WILLY WONKA
Violet. Dont get to pudding!
VIOLET
Oh my
MR. BEAUREGARDE
What is it honey?
VIOLET
Ive got an idea! Hello, Fruit Monthly...??

HER LIPS SAY NOTHING
AND HER HANDS DO LESS
HER CLOTHES ARE YOURS
CAUSE SOON SHELL NEED A TENT FOR A DRESS
HER STOMACH WILL BE PERFECT
WHEN ITS SQUEEZED AND ITS OOZED
HER BRAINS IN MINT CONDITION
CAUSE ITS NEVER BEEN USED
HER LEGS ARE GOOD AND STURDY
CAUSE THEY RAN TOWARD THE SPOTLIGHT
YOU HAVE TO TAKE EM BOTH
TO SPLIT THEM UP WOULD BE NOT RIGHT
BUT YOU HAD BETTER HURRY
IF YOU WANNA GRAB HER EAR
CAUSE IN 15 MINUTES
SHE IS BOUND TO DISAPPEAR
Pie!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
Pudding.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WILLY WONKA
MR. BEAUREGARDE
What kind of pie, Vi?
VIOLET
Blueberry pie, Daddy! Blueberry pie!
WILLY WONKA
Pudding.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
My god, Wonka, what is happening to her?
WILLY WONKA
Excess Fructose in the fluid sacs, Im afraid.
MR. BEAUREGARDE
What the pop does that mean?
WILLY WONKA
It means it means shes turning into a blueberry!
Violet explodes in a shower of purple goo. Once again the party are
horrified but Willy is unconcerned. He leads them on a high speed
tour round the crazy corridors of his factory until, disoriented, they
arrive at The Nut Room where the factory nuts are tested by a small
army of trained squirrels sitting at a conveyor belt. Good nuts are
kept and bad nuts thrown away.Veruca demands a squirrel.When
Willy refuses, she takes matters into her own hands.When she gets
to the conveyor belt she is grabbed by a squirrel and tested. BAD
NUT! Suddenly the room fills with OOMPA-LOOMPAS riding on
the back of giant squirrels.They dance a nightmarish ballet before
ushering Veruca and her father down the bad nut chute.
cn VERUCAS
NUTCRACKER SWEET
SQUIRREL
BAD NUT!
VERUCA
Daddy, whats happening?
MR. SALT
Wonka, shes headed for the nut cracker!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT
THE DEBUTANTE
SHES ALWAYS SCREAMING I WANT, I WANT
WE HOPE SHE WANTS LAST MONTHS CHOW MEIN
AS SHE JETS DOWN THE GARBAGE DRAIN
VERUCA
Help!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT
THE SILLY COW
HER MADDENING MANTRA WAS NOW, NOW, NOW!
BUT NOW HANG A BELL ON THE LITTLE BRUTE
AS SHE PAS DE BOURRES DOWN THE BAD NUT CHUTE
YES, NOW SHELL JOIN THE TRASH BELOW
SO SPOILED AND SO ROTTEN
THE FISH HEAD FROM A WEEK AGO
SOME GOUDA LONG FORGOTTEN
A BACON RIND, SOME LEFT OUT LARD
A LOAF OF BREAD GONE STALE AND HARD
A ROTTEN TOOTH, A REEKY PEAR
A THING THE CAT LEFT ON THE STAIR
VERUCA SALT
THE PAMPERED MISS
WILL NOW FOUETT TO A FOUL ABYSS
SO TAKE A WHIFF, FOR ITS AWFULLY RIPE
HER NEW ADDRESS: THE SEWER PIPE!
WILLY WONKA
Stomach in, chest out.
MR. SALT
Wonka, for Gods sake, help her!
WILLY WONKA
I cant, her posture is terrible.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT
THE SELFISH TOT
WAS NEVER GOOD WITH THE THINGS SHE GOT
BUT ITS NOT JUST VICIOUS VERUCAS FAULT
THIS RANCID RECIPE DEMANDS
ANOTHER DASH OF SALT!
MR. SALT
Veruca, Daddys coming!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BLAME HER FATHER AND HER MOTHER

THAT VERUCA WILL RESIDE
WITH THE RUBBISH AND THE OTHER
WASTEFUL THINGS SHES TOSSED ASIDE
TO THE FURNACE WE BEQUEATH HER
SEE THE SQUIRRELS AS THEY ARE SWARMING
THOUGHT RECYCLING WAS BENEATH HER
SHES THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!
MR. SALT
Get away from me you dirty rodent!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VERUCA SALT
THE WICKED WITCH
WILL SOON DEVELOP A NASTY ITCH
WELL SOON HEAR THE TWIT SCREAMING MINE, ALL MINE!!
FROM DEEP DOWN BELOW WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!
SQUIRRELS & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BAD NUT!
Baby were gonna be rich!

AHH!
EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION
EVERYBODYS TALKIN BOUT JUICY
HER FAVORITE BODY PARTS
WILL SOON BE YOURS FOR A FRACTION
HER INSIDES FLYING OVERHEAD
WILL BE A DISTRACTION
TODAY NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT RAVEL OR DEBUSSY
BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT
EVERYBODYS TALKIN BOUT
OHHHH.
JUICY!!
As Violet spins about like a purple glitter disco ball, the

OOMPA-LOOMPAS break out their platform shoes to sing
and dance of her fate.
cm JUICY!
OOMPA DJ
And here she is, new in at number one, chewing up the charts,
shes big and getting bigger, she blue and getting bluer shes
a fruit based sensation and she goes by the name of JUICY!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS

VIOLET
Help me!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
DADDY WANTED HER TO BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION

NOW EVERYBODYS TALKIN BOUT JUICY
JUICY IS A GIRL NAMED VIOLET B.
SHE DOESNT HAVE A TALENT AS FAR AS WE CAN SEE
BUT SHE WANTS TO BE A STAR
THOUGH THERES NOTHING SHE CAN DO
WILLY & MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SHES GONNA BE FAMOUS NOW

FOR JUST TURNING BLUE
WILLY & FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SQUEEZE THAT MOTHER OUT!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS

DADDY BLEW HER UP INTO A BIG TRANSACTION
NOW EVERYBODYS TALKIN BOUT JUICY
VIOLET
Daddy!
MYA OLAYE & COMPANY
11
Now only Mike Teavee and Charlie are left.Willy leads the
increasingly nervous group through the dark cellars where all
his mistakes are kept. Finally they arrive at a room he calls,
The Department of The Future, staffed by white suited
OOMPA-LOOMPA technicians.Willy demonstrates Chocolate
Television.Where normal television sends pictures through
space, this sends chocolate through space. Mike is intrigued
and despite Willys protests, he puts himself before the cameras,
presses the remote and disappears in a puff of smoke.
As a mortified Mrs.Teavee looks on,Willy and the
OOMPA-LOOMPAS search for him on the monitors.
co VIDIOTS
MIKE
Hey Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send
a person too?
WILLY WONKA
Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AND THEN LIKE SOME BARBARIC HUNS

OUR TODDLERS ALL ARE PACKING GUNS
NOW CHILDREN CURSE AND SMOKE CIGARS
OUR NURSERIES NOW HAVE PRISON BARS
THEY SCREAM AND RANT AND RAISE THEIR FISTS
AND FIRE THEIR PSYCHIATRISTS
WE HEAR THEM ALL, THE TEENAGE HORDE
THEY SCREAM THE BATTLE CRY WERE BORED!
THEIR MINDS WILL SURELY TURN TO MUSH
WITH WORDS THAT MAKE AN EX-CON BLUSH
THEY NEVER MIND THEIR PS AND QS
THEY LONG FOR PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS
VIDIOTS!
THEYRE JUST VIDIOTS!
WILLY WONKA
Its years since Ive been to a rave!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WITH ALL THIS INFO AT A CLICK

A BOOK WILL ROT UPON THE SHELF
IF ALL THE ANSWERS COME TOO QUICK
A CHILD WONT THINK FOR HIMSELF
EACH DAY THEY TEXT ON THEIR NEW TOY
THEIR THOUGHTS AND THEIR LOCATION
BUT OMG, WILL THIS DESTROY
THE ART OF CONVERSATION?
WILLY WONKA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HES STUCK INSIDE HIS OWN DOMAIN
WILLY WONKA
HELL CHANNEL SURF TILL WHEREUPON
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HELL FIND THAT NOTHING GOOD IS ON
MRS. TEAVEE
AND THERE IS NO REMOTE CONTROL
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THAT HE CAN USE TO FIND HIS SOUL
SO SING THE STORY MRS. T
WILLY WONKA
WHATS NOW BECOME OF MIKE TEAVEE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
FROM WASTING HIS ENTIRE BRAIN
MRS. TEAVEE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
MRS. TEAVEE
HIS SECRETS NOW ARE YOURS AND MINE

CAUSE EVERYTHING HES GOTS ONLINE
AND WHO WILL WATCH JUST MIKE TEAVEE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WHEN THERE IS NEWER JUNK TO SEE
WILLY WONKA
WHAT ONCE WAS VIRALS SOON FORGOT
MRS. TEAVEE
BUT HAND THE CLICKER TO HIS MOM
WILLY WONKA
HIS FUTURES NOT COMPLETELY SHOT
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HIS NEW ADDRESS IS
MIKE DOT COM
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VIDIOTS!
VIDIOTS!
ALAS, ALAS, POOR MIKE TV

FOR OMG, HES A.D.D.
MIKE
You cant stop progress, Im doing it!
WILLY WONKA
Uh, Mikeno!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HES LIKE SO MANY NOWADAYS

ITS AWFULLY MODERN, THIS MALAISE
MIKE
Ladies & Gentlemen Welcome to the Mike Teavee TV Show!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
FOR EVERY CHILD THAT THREW A FIT

THE TV SET WOULD BABYSIT
MRS. TEAVEE
Mr. Wonka where is he?
WILLY WONKA
Im looking, Im looking! Theres so many channels.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ATTENTION SPANS HAVE GONE PELL-MELL

THERES ONLY TIME FOR LOL
MRS. TEAVEE
The little people are singing again. Thats never a good sign.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY NEVER STEP OUTSIDE TO PLAY

THEIR WORLD IS DARK BOTH NIGHT AND DAY
MRS. TEAVEE
Hes jumping from screen to screen!
WILLY WONKA
I think its called channel hopping.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THE SKIES OF BLUE, THE PINKS, THE GREENS

ARE ONLY VIEWED ON LAPTOP SCREENS
MRS. TEAVEE
Get him out of there!
MIKE
Im on TV! Look at me! Look at me!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY ONLY MOVE AND EXERCISE
MRS. TEAVEE
Whats happened to him?
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEIR CLICKING FINGER AND THEIR THUMB
WILLY WONKA
Hes shrunk to fit the TV screen.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EACH BRAIN CELL OVERLOADS AND DIES
CHARLIE
Will he ever go back to normal?
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AS ALL THEIR LIMBS ARE TURNING NUMB
WILLY WONKA
No one ever goes back to normal after theyve been

on television.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VIDIOTS!
THE AGE OF INNOCENCE IS GONE
ONCE CERTAIN SITES ARE CLICKED UPON
THE IMAGES THAT THEY REPEAT
ONCE IN THE BRAIN YOU CANT DELETE
12
Charlie is the only child left. Grandpa Joe is anxious but Willy
has one last room he wants to show them,The Imagining
Room. In it Willy keeps a notebook, full of all the ideas hes
ever had, and some of the ones hes never had as well.
Charlie is keen to look at the notebook but Willy refuses
angrily. Its time for them to go home.When Joe asks about
their lifetime supply of confectionery Willy casually dismisses
them: you got your gobstopper didnt you? Joe is angry but
Charlie defuses the situation An everlasting gobstopper
is still an amazing present.
Willy tells Charlie to wait while he and Joe sort out legal
details. He must not touch anything. Alone in the imagining
room, Charlie cant resist peeking at Willys notebook.
The book is full of drawings and inventions.When he
comes to the blank pages at the back Charlie draws some
inventions of his own, sketching fizzy lifting juice and hot ice
cream for cold days. But his reverie is interrupted by Willy,
who has quietly returned. Charlie is scared, has he done
something wrong? No Charlie, says Willy, strike that
and reverse it.Youve done something right.Youve won.
He invites Charlie into his Great Glass Elevator so that
he can show him his prize.
cp PURE IMAGINATION
WILLY WONKA
Hold your breath make a wish count to

three
COME WITH ME AND YOULL BE
IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
TAKE A LOOK AND YOULL SEE
INTO YOUR IMAGINATION
Welcome aboard my Great Glass Elevator.
CHARLIE
Wow!
WILLY WONKA
Push that button.
CHARLIE
The one marked dont push?
WILLY WONKA
Thats the one.
CHARLIE
Yes, Mr. Wonka.
WILLY WONKA
I love my chocolate factory, Charlie. I love it more than

anything else in the world.
CHARLIE
So do I, Mr. Wonka, so do I.
WILLY WONKA
Well, Im very glad you said that, Im very glad indeed.

Do you want to know why?
CHARLIE
Why?
WILLY WONKA
Because, my Chocolate Factory is your special prize.
CHARLIE
But Mr. Wonka, why would you want to give away

your factory?
WILLY WONKA
Im an old man, Charlie. Im a lot older than you think.

I cant keep running my factory forever. Ive got to give
it to someone new. And that someone, Charlie, is you.
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?
THERES NOTHING TO IT
WILLY WONKA & CHARLIE
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW

TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
WILLY WONKA
LIVING THERE YOULL BE FREE

IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
Willy lands the elevator outside the factory. Crates are piled
up by the front door containing his possessions. He explains
to Charlie that he will be moving out because Charlie will
be moving in. Charlie is confused surely hes too young to
run a chocolate factory? Willy explains why hes perfect for
the job and the OOMPA-LOOMPAS pop out of the packing
crates to welcome their new boss.
CHARLIE
Something crazy is going to happen now, isnt it?
WILLY WONKA
How did you guess?

WELL BEGIN WITH A SPIN
TRAVELING IN THE WORLD OF MY CREATION
WHAT YOULL SEE WILL DEFY
EXPLANATION
CHARLIE
Where are we going?
WILLY WONKA
Up up up!
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?
THERES NOTHING TO IT
Time to open your eyes and take a look around.
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
LIVING HERE YOULL BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
Look Charlie down there my factory,
do you see?
DOUGLAS HODGE & TOM KLENERMAN
13
cq A LITTLE ME
WILLY WONKA
Goodness me is that the time? youd better get ready.
CHARLIE
For what?
WILLY WONKA
Your new job.
CHARLIE
What job?
WILLY WONKA
You are the new Willy Wonka of course! I always had a hunch it might be you.
Lets see how you measure up.
CHARLIE
BUT I DONT KNOW THE FIRST THING

ABOUT HOW A FACTRY WORKS
WILLY WONKA
PERFECT! YOURE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!
CHARLIE
AND I DONT HAVE A CLUE

OF WHAT A CHOCOLATIER MUST DO
WILLY WONKA
WELL CHARLIE BUCKET, IF YOU DID

THEN YOU WOULDNT BE A KID
ITS ALL THE THINGS YOU ARENT
THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE
ITS WHAT YOU DO NOT OWN THAT SETS YOU FREE
ITS THE LESSONS STILL UNLEARNED
ITS THE CORNERS NOT YET TURNED
THAT MAKE YOU YOU ANDA LITTLE ME
Hat.
CHARLIE
Hat?
WILLY WONKA
Cane.
CHARLIE
CHARLIE
AND I NEVER DREAMED THIS DAY

COULD EVER START AND END THIS WAY
WILLY WONKA
ITS THE DREAMS YOUVE YET TO DREAM

THAT WILL WHIP YOUR WHIPPING CREAM!

WILLY WONKA
AND THATS WHAT MAKES YOU JUST MY CUP OF TEA
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
DID HE SAY TEA?
WILLY WONKA
ITS YOUR PERCOLATING MIND

ITS YOUR EARS STILL WET BEHIND
THAT MAKE YOU YOU AND
WILLY WONKA
A LITTLE ME
THE FACTORYS YOURS, YES THATS YOUR PRIZE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WEVE GOT A BOSS WHOS JUST OUR SIZE
MR. & MRS. BUCKET
AND WHAT A TREAT TO WATCH YOU RISE
GRANDPA JOE & JOSEPHINE
A CHOCLATE COMET IN ASCENT!
GEORGE & GEORGINA
WITH SPARKS OF SWEETS YOULL SOON INVENT!
WILLY WONKA
AND ANY JOURNEY WORTH THE SCHLEP

MUST BEGIN WITH ONE SMALL STEP
YES
ALL

YOULL LEAD THE WAY
TO THINGS YOUVE YET TO SEE
ITS THE SCHEMES YOUVE YET TO BAKE
ITS THE LEAP YOUVE YET TO TAKE
THAT MAKES YOU YOU
WILLY WONKA
A WONKA THROUGH AND THROUGH
ALL
THAT MAKES YOU YOU

AND IN THE MIDDLE OF A RIDDLE
WHERE A KIDLL BE A LITTLE
THE BUCKET FAMILY & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
YES WE AGREE
YOURE A LITTLE
CHARLIE & WILLY WONKA
ME!
At last, Charlie, Grandpa Joe and the rest of the Bucket family are reunited but
Willy is suddenly gone.The Buckets go into the factory to start their new lives. Outside,
the Tramp returns. He reveals himself to be Willy Wonka. He takes one last look at his
factory, full of light and life, and reflects on the possibility of new adventures.
cr IT MUST BE BELIEVED
TO BE SEEN (REPRISE)
MR. BUCKET
Come on, Charlie. Lets go inside.
CHARLIE
Wait wheres Mr. Wonka? We cant go in without him. He has to show us

where everything is.
MR. BUCKET
I think hes gone.
MRS. BUCKET
Looks like hes left you to it.
MR. BUCKET
Come on, Charlie. Weve got work to do.
CHARLIE
Come on Bucket, no time to dally when wonders await.
WILLY WONKA
THERE COMES A TIME TO LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND YOU

AND AMONGST YOU IS AS GOOD A PLACE TO HIDE
SO OUT THERE IN THE SHADOWS I REMIND YOU
THAT MAY BE WILLY WONKA BY YOUR SIDE!
AND SO MY FRIEND, MY FACTORY
CONTINUE YOUR ROUTINE
LETS SAY GOODBYE
FOR TO NEW WORLDS I FLY
THAT ARE NOT YET CONCEIVED
THAT ARE NOT YET ACHIEVED
AND THEY MUST BE BELIEVED
TO BE SEEN
As the OOMPA-LOOMPAS and Charlie wave goodbye from the factory windows,
Willy Wonka disappears right before our eyes.
Cane?
WILLY WONKA
And last but not least, The Wonka Stirring Spoon!
CHARLIE
BUT I DONT KNOW THE RECIPES

OF HOW MUCH THIS AND THAT
WILLY WONKA
DELUMPTIOUS! THAT MAKES YOU JUST DELUMPTIOUS!
CHARLIE
AND IVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE FACT

OF HOW A CHOCOLATIER MUST ACT
WILLY WONKA
WELL, THE THINGS YOU HAVENT SEEN

MAKE YOU A FRESH GREEN BEAN!
YOU HAVE TO DIG A HOLE TO PLANT THE TREE
ITS THE BOOKS YOUVE YET TO READ
ITS THE DOUGH YOUVE YET TO KNEAD
THAT MAKES YOU YOU ANDA LITTLE ME
A SCULPTOR WANTS NO HARDENED CLAY
HE WANTS HIS MUD TO
BEND AND SWAY
WILLY WONKA
AND THAT IS WHAT A CHILD CAN DO

BUT NOT JUST ANY CARELESS CHILD
TOO FAT OR SPOILED

OR CRASS OR WILD
WILLY WONKA
SO ARENT YOU GLAD UPON REVIEW

THAT CHARLIE BUCKET I CHOSE YOU!
CHARLIE
WELL YES, ITS QUITE AN HONOR

BUT IM STILL A BIT AT SEA
WILLY WONKA
AHOY THEN
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BA BA DAH
WILLY WONKA
YOURE JUST MY BOY THEN
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ENJOY THEN
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ORCHESTRA
Conductor. . . . . . . . . . . . . NICHOLAS SKILBECK
Keyboards. . . . . . . . .JOHN GLADSTONE-SMITH
JILL FARROW
NIGEL LILLEY
Guitars . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DAVE HOLMES
Bass Guitar/
Double Bass . . . . . . . . . RUTLEDGE TURNLUND
Drums . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .MIKE SMITH
Reeds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NICK MOSS
JAMIE TALBOT
COLIN SKINNER
French Horn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MATT GUNNER
Trumpet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JOHN BARCLAY
Trombone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PHIL JUDGE
Violin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MICHAEL KEELAN
CLARE TAYLOR
SHELLEY BRITTON
ANN MORFEE
CHARLIE BROWN
LAURA MELHUISH
BRIAN WRIGHT
NINA FOSTER
Cello. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DOM PECHEUR
VICKY MATTHEWS
NERYS RICHARDS
Percussion . . . . . . . . . . . . . CORRINA SILVESTER
Music Technology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PHIJ ADAMS
Tap Dancing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NIKKI BELSHER
RECORDING CREDITS
PRODUCED
FOR RECORD. . . . . . . . . . . . SCOTT M. RIESETT
& MARC SHAIMAN
Recorded at . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANGEL STUDIOS
LONDON JULY 2013
Recording Engineer . . . . . . . . . . . . NIALL ACOTT
Assistant Engineer . . . . . . . . . . JOSHUA THOMAS
Music Preparation . . . . . . . . . . . . HOTSTAVE LTD
JOANNE KANE MUSIC SERVICE
Orchestral Management . . . . ANDY BARNWELL
for MUSICAL CO-ORDINATION
SERVICES LTD.
Additional Engineering . . . . . . . . . GARY THOMAS
JEREMY MURPHY
SCOTT M. RIESETT
Additional Assistant Engineer . . . .CHRIS PARKER
Sound Design Elements . . . . . . . . . PAUL ARDITTI
Mixing Engineer . . . . LAWRENCE MANCHESTER
Pro Tools Editing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IAN KAGEY
Additional Music Production . . . . LUCIAN PIANE
Additional Mixing . . . . . . . JONATHAN CASTELLI
Mastered by . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .VLADO MELLER
for MASTERDISK NEW YORK N.Y.
Executive in charge of
music for WaterTower:. . . . . . . . . . JASON LINN
Music by Marc Shaiman. Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman.

2010-2013 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP).
Except Pure Imagination. Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley.
1970, 1971 Taradam Music Inc. (BMI).
www.CharlieandtheChocolateFactory.com
& 2013 WaterTower Music, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522.

Photography: Brinkhoff / Mgenburg, Helen Maybanks, Johan Persson.
Packaging designed by DEWYNTERS.
TM 2013 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
WTM39479
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ORIGINAL LONDON CAST RECORDING

PRODUCED FOR RECORD BY

& 2013 WaterTower Music, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522.

Warner Bros. Theatre Ventures

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

based on the novel by Roald Dahl

Marketing and Design

The Corner Shop

Nick Salmon & Nia Janis for

Pippa Ailion CDG

Jessica Ronane CDG

Associate Musical Director

Video and Projection Designer

Puppet and Illusion Designer

OOMPA-LOOMPAS AND ENSEMBLE

JOE ALLEN, DAVID BIRCH, ALEX LOUIZE BIRD,

*children performing for this recording

WORLD PREMIERE THEATRE ROYAL DRURY LANE 25 JUNE 2013

HEAR THE WHISTLE BLOWING

If people didnt throw things away Id have nothing to pick up.

Very philosophical, Im sure.

2 ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT

LOOK AT THIS BENT UMBRELLA

FOR MR. WILLY WONKA...

...WE ALL SING FOR HES THE KING OF THEM ALL

THERE WERE SUGAR BALLOONS

TWERE FEATHERY SWEETS

I have a distinct recollection of telling you the story of Willy Wonka

Im glad they do that.

EVEN GANDHI GOT HIMSELF INTO A BRAWL

Didnt we tell you the story of Willy Wonka last night?

HAD SUCH EPISODES AND DRAMAS!

And the night before that.

3 THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL

HAVE WE REALLY NEVER EVER TOLD THE BOY ABOUT HIM?

WELL, FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE

I told you so.

BUT CAN WE ANSWER ALL HIS QUERIES?

CAN WE COVER ALL THE THEORIES?

ALL THE BEDS A STAGE SO DEARIES,

WHAT A CLEVER MAN HE IS THIS MR. WONKA

...WHILE IN THEIR ROMPERS...

...CHOCOLATE EGGS BETWEEN THEIR CHOMPERS

TILL A TINY BIRD WAS PERCHED UPON THEIR TONGUE

YES, MR. WILLY WONKA

...HAS A SEX APPEAL WHAT MAKES ME FEEL YOUNG!

Oh, you little minx!

FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD THEY CALLED ON MR. WONKA

EVEN DOWN IN ROME THE POPE LEFT HOME

DALAI LAMAS AND THEIR MAMAS

AND MARSHMALLOW TREATS

Oh you like the scary ones, dont you Charlie!

WILLY WONKA WENT TO INDIA

LETS MAKE A DEAL!

I WILL GLADLY BUILD THIS FORTRESS

FOR THE SUN WILL MAKE A RIVER

AND YOULL END UP IN HOT CHOCOLATE

BUT THE PRINCE HE WOULDNT LISTEN

USE A BON-BON FOR THE DOME!

AND SO WONKA BUILT A SHOWPLACE

AND THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS PERISHED

DROWNING IN THE CHOCOLATE FLOW

YES THEY DIED