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Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try
something different. Call 809-993-4503 for
details. Fine dining at it’s best! They will be
closed June 15 to July 19 for holidays.
At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you'll
find great food at great prices enjoyed with a
million dollar view! Enjoy a relaxing breakfast on
the beach. Every day they have Power Hour with
3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. Their food never
disappoints! WIFI ZONE!!! The Jolly Lobster
Seafood Lounge is available for dining until
9:30pm with reservations only. Please reserve by
6pm!
Big Lee’s Beach Bar on the Malecon has
fantastic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish
& Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy
sandwiches. Kitchen now open 9:30am to
11:00pm. Live Music every Friday from 4pm -
7pm is coming to an end until next season! The
last two shows will be June 3rd & 10th with Ken
& Monalissa!
Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey
Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach
your way!! Every day from 5-7pm cuba/santo
libres for RD$50. The best burger in town,
Kevin’s homemade Mamajuana and fresh made
Pina Coladas!
Pedro’s Bar & Restaurant has a full menu
including Pedro’s Famous Cordon Bleu. Fridays
4-6pm they have cocktail specials. WIFI Zone!
Tropical Bar on the Malecon has over 20 types of
Belgian beer and 8 sports channels! They will be
showing EURO 2016 in June. They will have
special activities during the games of Belgium.
Special Belgian meal available every game. Live
DJ! They will have Jupiler (a Belgian beer)
available. You can watch the games in a really
special decorated environment, to make you
feel you are right there on the pitch with the
players! And for the people who don't like
football, they will also have a game site -
badminton, jeux des boules, darts, beer pong
and a lot more.
Sam’s Bar & Grill at Loase Resort is closed until
November 2016. They are still available for room
rentals, special events and will continue to feed
their group reservations. Follow them on
Facebook to find out about this summer's
events. In July they will be open to host a
Potluck BBQ & Pool Party! Bring your food &
drinks and come celebrate! The grills will be hot
and the pool will be cool!
The Meeting Place is now on summer hours
concentrated around the cruise ship arrivals.
This month they are open on Mondays and
Thursdays from 11am to 1pm.
La Otra Bar is open for breakfast, lunch and
dinner. Domincan food - specializing in Chivo
Picante! This month they have 3 Coronitas for
RD$130!!! Happy Hour 5-6pm with 2 Dominican
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Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to
another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
trip with the boys.
4, COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while
out with this one.
5, ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n,
Female... An embarrassing by-product of
indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression,
male bonding,
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as
we do it.
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Female... A device for changing from one TV
channel to another.
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THE POLICE CAME TO MY HOUSE
EARLIER AND SAID MY DOG HAD
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Mercedes dealership where
the salesman has just sold the
car they were interested in, to
a beautiful, leqgy, busty
blonde,
"I thought you said you
would hold that car till we
raised the $75,000 asking
price,” said the man. "Yet I
just heard you closed the deal
for $65,000 to that lovely
‘young lady there. You
insisted there could be no
discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you?
She had the ready cash and
just look at her, how could I
resist?" replied the grinning
salesman.
Just then the young woman
approached the aged couple
and gave them the keys.
“There you go," she said. "I
told you I could get you a
better deal. See you later,
Grandpa.”
Never mess with the elderly!Costambar Monthly page 7
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Squirrels became a significant problem in local
churches as they caused damage and scurried
about during services.
‘The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to
decide what to do about their squirrels. After
much prayer and consideration, they determined
the squirrels were predestined to be there and
they dare not interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the equirrele had taken an
interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and
decided to put a water slide in the baptistery and
let the squirrels slide in and drown themselves.
‘The equirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately,
knew instinctively how to ewim. Twice as many
‘squirrels showed up the following week.
‘The Methodist church decided that they were not
ina position to harm any of God's creatures. So,
they humanely trapped their equirrele and set
them free near the Baptist Church, Two weeks
later the equirrels were back when the Baptists
took down the water slide.
‘The Catholic Church came up with another
strategy, They baptized all the equirrels and
consecrated them as members of the church. Now
they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
But the local Synagogue did not experience the
same problems. It ig rumored that they took one
‘equirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a
‘equirrel on their property since,
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SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF HURRICANES!
which actually means it will be a regular season since the last few years
have been fairly quiet. They are expecting 12 to 16 named storms. As | am
typing this the second name storm, Bonnie, is already happening. But
regardless of how many storms they expect, it only takes one to turn your
life upside down. CM advises that you take at least the minimum
precautions and and also put together a basic emergency kit in advance of
i's the season or when you hear storms are active in the area.
‘An Emergency Supplies Kit Should Include:
v Atleast a 3-day supply of water v One blanket or sleeping v Extra set of car keys
(one gallon per person, bag per person ¥ Credit card and cash
per day) ¥ First-aid kit ¥ Special items for infant, elderty or
¥ Atleast a 3-day supply of v Battery-powered NWR disabled family members
non-perishable food anda portable radio Prescription and non-prescription
¥ Atleast, one change of clothing ¥ Emergency tools medicines
and shoes per person ¥ Flashlight, extra batteries
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
Pretty much every night. At Happy Hour.
The weather lately has been quite unsettled. Days are hot, humid
and sunny but in the afternoon the clouds build and the thunder
starts to roll and, by the time you're ready to go out for your
favourite libation, the rain is bucketing down and the light show
is incredible.
Flooding, as always, is a horrific problem for many areas.
Especially those that can least afford it. So far the worst of it has
been in Santiago where even a hospital was knee deep in water.
ELEC ANOTHER ELECTION, ANOTHER PROTEST
i » By now you probably know that Danilo Medina was re-elected as President
RESL of the DR last month by a landslide with a large voter turnout. Protests
started immediately, mostly at the JCE offices, claiming election fraud.
v, While the more violent turmoil seems to have subsided, many protest
continue including hunger strikes.
- WHERE THERE’S SMOKE...
There is noise and smell and black dust that leaves rusty marks
on things. Yes, you guessed it, the San Felipe planta is back up
and running. And yes, it is causing much consternation amongst
Costambar residents who became used to the planta being
mostly down and running only intermittently if at all.
Devil’s advocate - there’s always a price to pay to have
wonderful amenities like 24 hour power.
Note: as we went to press it appeared the planta was again
offline.Costambar Monthly page 10
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‘The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit.
"But the left arm is a lot longer than the right
arm," he complained.
"That's why the suit is such a bargain," the
sales clerk explained. "Just cock your left
shoulder up a little, like this, and tuck this left
lapel under your chin a bit, like this."
“But the right leg is way too short," argued
the customer.
"No problem," the sales clerk answered. “Just
keep your right knee bent a little at all times,
walk like this, and no one will notice. That's
why this suit is only thirty dollars."
Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his
left shoulder into the air, tucked the suit's left
lapel under his chin, bent his right knee, and
limped out of the store toward his car.
‘Two doctors happened along and noticed him.
"Good heavens," the first doctor said to the
second, "look at that poor crippled fellow.”
"Yeah," answered the second doctor. "But
doesn't that suit fit great?"
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1966 - 2016
HOW THINGS CHANGE IN A SHORT 50 YEARS!!!
1966: Long hair
2016: Longing for hair
1966: KEG
2016: EKG
1966: Acid rock
2016: Acid reflux
1966: Moving to California because it's cool
2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor
2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor
1966: Seeds and stems
2016: Roughage
1966: Hoping for a BMW
2016: Hoping for a BM
1966: Going to a new, hip joint
2016: Receiving a new hip joint
1966: Rolling Stones
2016: Kidney Stones
1966: Screw the system
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1966: Disco
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1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2016: Children begging you to get their heads
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Showering relaxes us and allows the mind to
wander, And sometimes when our minds wander
they stray onto some truly incredible things.
The following minds wandered until they came
across some of the most profound and entertaining
thoughts ever to be had in the shower.
1. The object of golf is to play the least amount of
golf.
2. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a
miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
3. Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies
coming out, they should start making “equels” -
films shot in the same time period as the original
film, but from an entirely different perspective.
4, X88B88 looks like the word "voodoo" reflecting
off of itself.
5. April Fools Day is the one day of the year that
people critically evaluate news articles before
accepting them as true,
6. Websites should post their password
requirements on their login pages so I can
remember WTF I needed to do to my normal
password to make it work on their site.
7. Now that cellphones are becoming more and
more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to
push people into pools again.
&.1used hola unblocker to watch Argo on the
Canadian Netflix. I was an American who had to
pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about
Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians
making a movie.
9. Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a Sth Grader?"
isn't a show that displays how stupid grown
adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how
much useless information we teach grade
schoolers that won't be retained or applicable later
in life,
10, Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to
charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge
my book. The future is stupid.
11, When Sweden is playing Denmark it is SWE-
DEN, The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-
MARK,
12, "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning’ is
the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn
it back on again?"
13. In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will
be found on snowy mountains containing the last
moments of people's lives.
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at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the
galaxy.
15. Your shadow is a confirmation that light has
traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only
to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final
few feet thanks to you.
16. Senior citizen discounts should just round
dollar amounts down so we don't have to wait in
line behind them while they dig for change.
17. Ihave never once hit the space bar while
watching a YouTube video with the intention of
scrolling halfway down the page
18. Since smart watches can now read your pulse,
there should be a feature that erases your browser
history if your heart stops beating.
19, Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds
super rad if you don’t know what either of those
things are,
20. The person who would proof read Hitler's
speeches was literally a grammar Nazi.
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Propane hot water heater -
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stereo, Tires are good, has
gasoline and propane system
both. Asking RDS95000 neg,
Phone 849-257-1562
WANTED
In working condition, toaster
fora reasonable price
Call 809-370-7354
FOR SALE
3 air conditioners, 2 are 24000
btu, and 1 is 12000 btu. All 3
work good and were seldom
sed, have remotes with them.
‘Asking RO$35000 for all 3
call 849-257-1562
FOR SALE
2008 VW CROSSFOX. Red,
13,442 kms with service
record, One owner since new.
Perfect condition. US$13,000
will negotiate some,
Sewing machine in working
lorder 2,000 pesos. Small table
included.
Printer, Canon MG7120,
White, brand new still in its
‘box. Brought in from the states
to get the cheaper inks on line
80 dollars us.
Gateway desktop computer.
Perfect working order. 5,000,
pesos.
contact dore@ymail.com
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WHAT APC IS WORKING ON THIS MONTI
Black dust from the electric plant: This is a priority. We filed a complaint with the Ministry of Environment in SD
lwho were here to check the pollution-measuring-device that is installed in Costambar. The next step was to reach out,
to them again and they will come here again this week. We will try to get more information from them, and depending
lon the outcome of this second visit, we will try to establish a relationship with a member of the Ministry to whom we
can address any future correspondence. If necessary, we will also contact both Ocean World and Lifestyle Haciendas
to see if they are having the same problem. In any case, we will keep working on this - taking it one step at a time.
Horses, cows and pigs: We have taken the first step to remove these animals from Costambar. The first deadline
has just expired, so now we will take the matters further. It is unpleasant to have farm animals roaming your backyard
land the loose horses on the streets present danger to the public and can potentially cause fatal accidents.
Fumigation: We are trying to get the Salud Publica to come and fumigate Costambar, but right now they are busy
taking care of the areas where many cases of dengue and chikungunya have been registered. We will keep
pressuring them and pay their cost when they come to fumigate.
Maintenance: We are continuing the maintenance of Costambar by keeping the roadsides clean and putting
[chemicals in the abandoned pools we know of, which is about 10. If you know of an abandoned pool, kindly report it
to the APC office, so that we can treat it.
|Costambar Security: When you join APC you are covered by the Security but since not everybody here in
ICostambar is paying APC, the Security is in urgent need of donations for equipment (please contact
|jackflor@aol.com if you want to donate, or the APC office). We are hoping that we can uphold the level of care and
attention we have now, but we do need more residents to pay APC fees instead of relying on others spending money
lon their behalf.
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