Filipino, Tagalog Pick-up Lines!

Anong panulat ang gamit mo? di kasi kita mabura sa isip ko eh.
(What pen did you use? Because I cant erase you from my mind.)

Bomba ka ba? Sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo.

(Are you a bomb? Because you are an explosion of beauty.)
Pizza ka ba? Crust kasi kita eh.
(Are you pizza? Because I have a crust on you.)
Ngayon ka lang ba inaresto? Ilegal kasi maging kasing ganda mo.
(Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.)
Mainit ba dito o ikaw ba yun?
(Is it hot in here or is it just you?)
Mayroon ka bang mapa? Nawawala kasi ako sa mga mata mo.
(Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.)
Sumbong kita sa pulis. Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
(I will tell the police on you, because you stole my heart.)
Pagod ka siguro? Kasi buong araw, tumatakbo ka sa isip ko.
(You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.)
Hotwater ka ba? Napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo.
(Are you hot water? Your love is so warm, it burns.)
Anong pakiramdam ba ang maging pinaka magandang babae dito?
(How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?)
Naniniwala ka ba sa pag ibig sa unang tingin? O gusto mong daanan uli ako?
(Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?)
Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.
(Can I reach you? Because you are my goal.)
Paumanhin, nawala ko ang numero ko. Puede bang mahiram yung sayo?
(Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?)
Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.
(Are you a bird? Because youve been flying around in my head.)
Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.
(Are you a computer? Because it feels good to turn you on.)
Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.
(Are you poison? Because I am ready to die just to have a taste of you.)
Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.
(Are you a tail pipe? Because you are smoking hot.)
Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.
(Are you urine? Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.)
Magnanakaw ako. Nanakawin ko ang puso mo.
(I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)

Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.

(Are you glue? Because youre stuck in my mind.)