ACT 4

SCENE 1

Shrewsbury: the rebels camp

Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, and DOUGLAS
HOTSPUR noice work der m8. I s2g I'm full srs - I'm not complementing u. No other
soldiers are as good as you. You have a good rep
DOUGLAS ty ur pre honourable as well. And if anyone says ur not, I'll fuck him up.
HOTSPUR ok then
Enter a MESSENGER with letters
HOTSPUR Who are those letters from?
MESSENGER Your dad. He's too sick to tell you in person. Rip
HOTSPUR Fuck! How could he be sick at this time? We're about to go to war. Who will
command the army?
MESSENGER Just read the fucking letter. He'll explain.
HOTSPUR I see... Daddy says that we should still go into battle even though he's sick. It's
too late to pussy out now cos the King already knows about our plans.
DOUGLAS dw bro, even if we lose the first battle, we still have Northumberland's army as
backup.
WORCESTER I know but Northumberland's absense will make people question the rebel
cause.
HOTSPUR Don't worry, a small army is better.
Enter Sir Richard VERNON
VERNON bad news mate! The Earl of Westmoreland has 7k men and Prince John is with
him
HOTSPUR dw that's no big deal. Anything else?
VERNON Also the King is coming with a huge and powerful army

HOTSPUR ?????? %I can't wait to kill all of them, especially Hal that little shit.

VERNON Henry's army are pretty legit. They all have nice uniforms and have legit
weapons. They're like *insert imagery*.
I saw young Harry with helmets, armour and powerful weapons. He's like the
God of War.
HOTSPUR stfu stop praising him. It's making me vomit. Get my horse so this Harry will
meet that Harry and we'll 1v1 each other until one of us dies. Oh, I wish that
Glendower were here!
VERNON oright I have more news. Glendower won't be able to collect his army for two
more weeks.
HOTSPUR fuck that's the shittest news I've ever heard. How many men in the King's
army?
VERNON 30k
HOTSPUR more like 40k aye? dw, even tho both my father and Glendower disappeared,
our armies may still be enough to win. Come on, lets gather our troops right
now. Its almost doomsday.
Exeunt