Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Yes No
Oh! Well!
Actually, the cup I had is cold now.
So you shouldn't have it.
But, I am so happy you said yes.
As soon as I can, I will make some more for you.
Then we can be great pals.
Oh...
Okay.
Frisk! Stop! You're breaking his big burly heart!
Um, it's OK, Undyne.
My heart's already broken.
ASGORE! STOP! YOU'RE BREAKING MY BIG BURLY HEART!
Y-yeah, Asgore. Don't break Undyne's heart.
That's my job.
OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE TRASH!!!
CAN I GO IN THE TRASH TOO?
Sure, Papyrus.
guess i have to go in the trash too.
Oh, may I enter the trash as well?
Uh, okay?
Am I invited to the trash?
SURE!!! WHY NOT!!!
On second thought, do not put me in the trash.
Oh...
OH MY GOD!!!
(The door has no mail slot.)
(Slide the letter under?) Slide NO!!!!
(You slide the letter under the door and give it a knock.)
(Seems like you could skip Mettaton's monologue by turning him around now.)
(What will you do?) Skip Hear again
(You told Mettaton there was something cool behind him.)
------------------------------------------------(Ring...)
Hey!
Sure! ...no...
It's all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears!
Which humans don't have! S-so she's all sensitive about them!
But like... Eventually!
She realizes that her ears don't matter!
That her friends like her despite the ears!
It's really moving!
Whoops, spoilers
Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!
To control the minds of anyone she kisses!
She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!
They don't remember anything after the kiss I mean!!
BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!!! THEN!!
Then, uh, and, uh, also I mean, of course
Eventually, she realizes that controlling people
OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but
Yeah, me too...
Wh-WHAT!? You REMEMBER!?
(Let sleeping dogs lie, instead of fighting them.) (That's how the saying goes.)
(Knock knock).
Room service never came . (Sigh ...)
Thanks a million .
(No response.)
It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)
You eat the Popato Chisps.
You eat the Junk Food.
You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
...as you fail to fit the key into it.
You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
You ate the Face Steak.
You ate the Face Steak. The audience goes nuts.
You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
You eat the Hush Puppy.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed. Almost.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You donned the Temmie Armor.
Ring... Ring...
(There's no response...)
HMMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS.
ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME HERE.
WHAT'S HE DOING...?
I'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!!!
ARE YOU STILL AROUND THAT DOOR?
OH NO!!! MY BROTHER'S A BAD INFLUENCE!!!
THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL...
BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF.
IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST!
WHAT?
Snow-wrestling!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
We'll have to play sometime!
WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!!
UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM.
If you're going to Snowdin, I won't have much to say.
BUT I WILL!!
There's the rub, right?
WHAT!? THERE'S A RUB? WHERE!?!?
In Snowdin, duh!!!
I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB.
Hey, I think I found something!
OOH, WHERE?
AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE?
It's the rub!!!
MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE.
YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE.
AMAZING, ISN'T HE?
HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!!
NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH...
This is Papyrus's brother's station.
I'm always catching him slacking off, or sleeping...
But his results are JUST good enough to not fire him.
Well, except today.
He didn't tell me ANYTHING about you.
JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time...
I guess it's kind of impressive...?
ROCKS?
IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES.
YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!
BE WARY OF ROCKS.
God, I was supposed to build a puzzle for this room...
But I HATE puzzles.
So I just put a huge pile of rocks upstream.
What??? Don't judge me!!!
My lack of creativity's making your life easier!
WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!
OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
So you found the room behind the waterfall...
When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.
That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!
I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
Nah, I'm joking.
WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.
GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!
YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!
This is the room where I first spotted you.
You have NO idea how many spears I wanted to throw!!!
But, um, that sea- grass is under scientific protection.
What!!!!! That's a real thing!
A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS.
BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS???
OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS???
Hey!
That's the store of Gerson, the Hammer of Justice!
The toughest monster that ever lived...!
He fought in the war between humans and monsters...
And he survived! He's a real hero!
Are you gonna buy something?
IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY?
ARE THEY?
That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland.
If you need to get from one place to another, jump in!
Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!?
So what?
WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER?
I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP.
PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!
A field of echo flowers...
They babble back and forth to each other...
...until their words become meaningless noise.
Creepy, huh?
Stop calling me from that creepy room!!
WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM?
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM???
I'D TRY EATING THEM.
Once you get familiar with this room...
You don't even need to light up the mushrooms!
I mean, the path to Temmie Village is never lit up here.
But why would you wanna go there!?
It's down south if you want to avoid it.
LANTERNS? UM, OKAY...
REALLY?? ME NEITHER.
Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime!
YEAH!! LET'S VACATION TO A HOTEL!!!
Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too...
OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!?
AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT?
I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI!
Woah!! A fancy restaurant!?
Are you treating us? Do they have steak?
PSHHHHHHT.
WHO NEEDS THAT! YOUR FRIENDS ARE GREAT CHEFS!
Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren't exactly perfect.
Nah!!! They totally are!! Eat up, punk!!
(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS.
THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH.
WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT.
(You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.)
WHAT WAS THAT???
CAREFUL. I'VE HEARD THAT HOTEL HAS A DOG PROBLEM.
Oh? No pets allowed, huh?
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PETS.
What's the problem?
THE PROBLEM IS... DOG.
What's wrong with dogs!?
NOT ALL DOGS. JUST THAT ONE.
DISAPPEAR.
I MISS HER A LOT SOMETIMES.
IF YOU SEE HER, CAN YOU TELL HER I SAID HI?
THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!
it's been a while, huh?
things have gotten pretty bad here.
everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight.
it's gotten so quiet.
there's a bad feeling hanging over everyone.
like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark...
...i bet you're wondering why i'm not the ruler.
eh.
i'm not cut out for something like that.
i like to take it easy, you know?
...that's a joke.
this is what happens when people like me take it easy.
see ya.
hey, at least things are less crowded.
'cause of all the people you killed.
hope that was a good experience for you.
just kidding. i don't really hope that.
go to hell.
it seems a number of important people disappeared overnight.
but no one else was harmed.
the people were confused. it was complete bedlam.
somehow, at the end of the day...
a small, white dog became president of the underground.
it sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing.
strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.
thanks.
Why...?
Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Undyne?
But, despite everything, your happy ending didn't come.
Why...?
I know why.
Go to Dr. Alphys.
Your date with her has really just begun.
So you went the whole way through without killing...
And then you decided to kill ASGORE?
What the hell is WRONG with you?
You COMPLETELY missed the point.
Are you trolling me?
Because.
No.
You are only trolling yourself.
What a waste of everybody's time.
All you had to do was make friends.
With Papyrus, Undyne, and then Alphys.
But you were too busy messing it up!
Hee hee hee...
Interesting...
So, even with everything you did...
The outcome's still the same.
In the end, your choices were an illusion.
NOTHING you do really matters!
Hee hee hee!
...
Well.
No.
NO.
I KNOW what you're doing.
You just want to see what it's all like.
Before we TEAR IT AWAY from them.
Ahahaha...
Genius,
Well, I'll let you mess around.
I know you'll come back eventually.
And when that time comes...
I'll be waiting for you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------Why do you keep coming back here?
Oh, I get it. You wanna be friends, huh...?
You're PATHETIC.
You REALLY think I want to be friends with YOU?
Heh...
You really DON'T get it, do you?
There's only one person I could care about anymore.
And even then, I couldn't TRULY care about them.
I just like to think there's someone out there...
Someone that I won't get tired of.
Someone like ME.
Quit looking at me with that stupid expression.
You're pissing me off.
So you're here again.
What's wrong with you?
Are you trying to start the Flowey Fan Club?
Because if you want to join THAT...
Undyne!!!
I... I want to tell you how I feel!
Y-you're so brave, a-and s-strong... A-and nice...
Y-you always listen t-to me when I talk about n-n-nerdy stuff...
Y-you always d-d-do your best to m-make me f-f-feel special...
L-like t-telling me that y-you'll b-beat up anyone that g-gets in my way...
WH-WHAT!?
UNDYNE WOULD NEVER, UH....
...
I kiss her back... S... softly...
I... l-look gently into her eyes...
UNDYNE!!!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!!!
I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
HOLD ME, UNDYNE!! HOLD ME!!!
I START HOLLERING!!
UNDYNE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
UNDYNE!!! KISS ME AGAIN, UNDYNE!!!
M-m-me? Undyne???
Uh, uh, uh, uh, ok!
I'll say what I think she'd say, and you... ummm....
You show me what I'm supposed to do!
*ahem*
Ngahhhh!!! Hey, Alphys! You look cute today!
Which I say often! But platonically because I would NEVER like you.
Hi Undyne! Yo your Can we one hot talk? hotbaby
Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
nope
FAILURE
MISS
DUMMY - ATK 0 DEF 0 A cotton heart and a button eye You are the apple of my eye
You talk to the DUMMY. ...
It doesn't seem much for conversation.
TORIEL seems happy with you.
Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.
Froggit hops to and fro.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Froggit is trying to run away.
FROGGIT - ATK 4 DEF 5 Life is difficult for this enemy.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was flattered anyway.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was scared anyway.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Croak, croak.
Hop, hop.
Meow.
(Blushes deeply.) Ribbit..
(Shiver)
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
I'm sorry...
I have no choice..
Forgive me...
*sniff sniff*
I can't handle this...
Whimsun avoids eye contact.
But them!
-----------------Toriel prepares a magical attack.
Toriel looks through you.
Toriel takes a deep breath.
...
TORIEL - ATK 80 DEF 80 Knows best for you.
You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
You tried to think of something to say again, but...
Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
But... That's creepy.
Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?
Can you show mercy without running away...?
Not worth talking to.
Burble burb...
Squorch ...
*Slime sounds*
*Sexy wiggle*
Moldsmal burbles quietly.
Moldsmal waits pensively.
Moldsmal is ruminating.
The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
Moldsmal has started to spoil.
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 Stereotypical: Curvaceously attractive, but no brains...
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little better.
You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
Shiver, shiver.
Jerry is wounded.
The other monsters celebrate Jerry's disappearance.
Return of Jerry.
JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.
You and the other monsters ditch Jerry when it looks away!
...but failed!
I... I...
What can I say...
What's the point...
So... Cold...
Yeah... I like my hair too.
Hmm... Hats are for posers.
So I can still impress you?
I wanted you to see me as cool.
'Ice Cap' is no more.
It smells like frozen despair.
Ice doesn't mind its identity.
It's melting.
ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...
You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
(Wag wag)
(Thinks of food)
(Tiny bark)
(Pants fast)
Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
Smells like dog chow.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
OH WELL.
I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
Papyrus is getting ready for a regular attack.
...
SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
BEHOLD!
HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...
HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP?
WHAT!? I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE THING!!
TRY HOLDING THE 'UP' BUTTON TO JUMP!!!
YEAH! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
HOLD 'UP' LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER! JEEZ!!!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGHETTORE!
UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
HOW WILL I KNOW IF PEOPLE SINCERELY LIKE ME???
WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?
SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL LET YOU GO...
AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
Dogamy is brokenhearted.
DOGAMY
DEF Husband of Dogaressa. Knows only what he smells.
The Dogs sniff you again...
But you smell just as weird as before!
After rolling in the dirt, you smell all right!
The Dogs already know you smell fine.
Dogamy won't even lift up his snout.
Dogamy just growls at you.
The Dogs are too suspicious of your smell.
You pet Dogamy.
You roll around in the dirt and snow.
You smell like a weird puppy.
(Of course we were second.)
(Do humans have tails?)
(Smell mystery)
(Are you actually a little puppy!?)
(Beware of dog.)
(A dog that pets dogs... Amazing!)
(That's not your husband, OK?)
(Well. Don't leave me out!)
(Misery awaits you.)
(Kneel and suffer!)
(I'll chop you in half!)
The Dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
The Dogs are re-evaluating your smell.
The Dogs are practicing for the next couples contest.
The Dogs are saying sickly sweet things to each other.
The Dogs may want to re-smell you.
NO!!!!! !!!!!!!
Guoooh!
Roar.
*Chaste wiggle*
Moldsmal sits motionless.
Moldsmal is very normal.
Moldsmal is having quiet time.
Smells like a bait shop.
Moldbygg needs some distance.
Moldbygg gyrates reservedly.
Moldbygg mills about in the corner.
Moldbygg seems comfortable with your presence.
Moldbygg has seen better days.
MOLDSMAL? - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a slime mold...?
MOLDBYGG - ATK 6 DEF 0 One size greater than Moldaverage.
You approach Moldsmal. Suddenly...!
You lie down. Moldbygg lies down too. Moldbygg understands life now.
You wiggle your hips. Suddenly...!
You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
You don't hug Moldbygg. It appreciates your respect of its boundaries.
LET'S START WITH AN EASY ONE!!
HERE'S YOUR TERRIFIC PRIZE!
ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!
HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE FOR YOU!
DON'T 'COUNT' ON YOUR VICTORY...
LET'S PLAY MEMORY GAME.
BUT CAN YOU GET THIS ONE???
HERE'S A SIMPLE ONE.
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!!
Mettaton.
METTATON
DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
Screaming is against the rules.
THIS IS IT, DARLING! SAY GOODBYE!
HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
...(COUGH)
You yell... Nothing happened.
You press the yellow button. The phone is resonating with Mettaton's presence...!
IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT!
H-hey!! Th-this seems bad, but don't worry!!
Th-there's one last thing I installed on your phone...!
You see that yellow button...?
Go to this phone's [[ACT]] menu and press it!!!
Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
Now press [Z]!!!
OOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!!
HOW CAN THIS BE, YOU WERE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ETC.
WHATEVER.
YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE CORE!
I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED EVERYONE TO KILL YOU!
THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
Mercy
New car
More questions
What's the king's full name?
Lord Fluffybuns
Fuzzy Pushover
Asgore Dreemurr
Dr. Friendship
What are robots made of?
Hopes Dreams
Metal Magic
Snips Snails
Sugar Spice
Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B
are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is
moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how
much longer until both trains pass each other?
31.054 minutes
16.232 minutes
32.049 minutes
32.058 minutes
How many flies are in this jar?
54
53
55
52
What monster is this?
Would you smooch a ghost?
Heck Yeah
How many letters in the name Mettaton
In the dating simulation video game "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie" what is Mew Mew's favorite food?
OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! IT'S SNAIL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!
IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH!!!
AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!!!!
BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!!!!!
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE
IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship and...
Like, give us the soul brah.
Like, "you're dead" and all.
Like, prepare to die, right?
Like, perish and stuff.
D... Dude...
Like, team attack!
Like... what? I don't get it.
Like, hands off the merch.
H-HEY, STOP THAT!!
02... this is, like, for you.
02... are you really..
02... I never told him...
02 seems to be bothered by his outfit.
01 is polishing his face.
01 stands guard.
02 watches your movements.
Smells like a military zoo.
01 holds his head in his hands.
01 stands still.
01 doesn't know what to do.
01's breathing intensifies.
RG 01
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet laughs and claps her hands.
You struggle to escape the web.
Muffet is so amused by your antics that she gives you a discount!
You pay
G. Muffet reduces her ATTACK for this turn!
You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~
You're trapped in a strange purple web!
You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~
Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
...even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider!
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
...you helped donate to their cause!
...you're a total spider fanatic!
They say even if you are a hyper- violent murderer...
You never laid a single finger on a spider!
Oh my, this has all been a big misunderstanding~
I thought you were someone that hated spiders~
The person who warned me about you...
They really had no idea what they were talking about~
Abra cadabra.
Alakazam !!
Tinkle tinkle hoy.
Hocus pocus.
Please and thank you.
*Shine shine*
I'm not afraid of you.
I've made my peace.
Don't give up!
There's still hope.
Courage ...
Whimsalot locks eyes with you.
Whimsalot flutters silently.
Whimsalot shakes its head dismissively.
Whimsalot spins its weapon around.
Smells like nightshade and bleach.
Whimsalot doesn't want to fight anymore.
Whimsalot's flying stutters.
WHIMSALOT
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
You reassure Whimsalot that what it's doing is alright.
You leap at Whimsalot in a threatening manner.
You kneel and pray for safety. Whimsalot remembers its conscience.
Tick.
Tock.
Zzz...
Swish.
The bomb is still active!
The dog is still active!
BOMB
DEF Could blow at any moment.
ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of water.
SCRIPT BOMB
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oh........
hi... mettaton...
i really liked watching your show...
my life is pretty boring... but...
seeing you on the screen... brought excitement to my life... vicariously
i can't tell, but... i guess this is the last episode...?
i'll miss you... mettaton......
...oh.... i didn't mean to talk so long...
oh..........
NO, WAIT! WAIT, BL...
H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP.
I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!!!
Mettaton, your show made us so happy!
Mettaton, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
Mettaton, there's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton- shaped heart.
AH... I...
I SEE...
EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
DARLING.
PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE FOR A WHILE.
HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT MONSTERS...
THEY ONLY HAVE ME.
IF I LEFT... THE UNDERGROUND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK.
I'D LEAVE AN ACHING VOID THAT CAN NEVER BE FILLED.
SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT.
BESIDES.
YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG.
PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST ASGORE.
sparkl
charm
attract
cute
smokin
elegant
good look
goodlook
good-look
grace
comely
fine
foxy
looker
dreamboat
stun
shapely
ravishing
allur
entic
seduct
enchant
appeal
tantaliz
adorable
radiant
capitvat
Nice detail... You're right, I do look quite nice.
Wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning.
...
YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME... BUT...
I KNOW. I CAN TELL FROM THAT STRIKE, DARLING.
YOU WERE HOLDING BACK.
YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...
BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?
YOU AREN'T ABSOLUTELY EVIL.
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO BE, THEN YOU MESSED UP.
AND SO LATE INTO THE SHOW, TOO.
HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY.
KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
DOODLEBOG - ? ATK ? DEF Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!
DOODLEBOG C - ? ATK ? DEF The "C" stands for "seafaring." It likes to ride in a boat.
You draw a boat. Away it goes.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!
Oh! Whoops! That hurt!
So sorry, I must have gotten in the way!
I really shouldn't stand so close
Ah I'm just being troublesome
Darn it, I keep getting in the way
So sorry, I'm such an oaf
Wandering in front of you...
Are you... trying to KILL me?
...so sorry, but I've had a really tough year.
I don't know if I could take you killing me on top of everything.
You should find someone else to kill. So sorry.
?????
I just said I'm not interested in the offer!!
...
Sorry, I must not have enunciated clearly enough.
I am not interested in being killed. Thank you very much.
Look, stranger
I... I guess I'm going to have to tell the truth.
My whole life, I've never been worth a lot of EXP.
Everyone else at my work, in my classes,
Would raise a person's LV by 4 or 5 when destroyed...
But me?
I wouldn't even increase your LV at LV 1.
For this reason... I... I've always been...
I've never been very good at getting killed. So...
I'm flattered that you... Want to destroy me.
But you are making a big waste of your time!!
Stop killing me!!!
OK, OK. Hm.
If you stop killing me, I'll pay you 200G.
220G?
300G?
W... Wait a second.
You trying to kill me... C... could it be...?
Because you don't like me very much...?
No, no, that can't be!
This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!!!
Pals... we're... we're still pals, right!!
OK, maybe not PALS, but, uh,
Friendly strangers?
You know, just one step away from being buds!!!
I mean, I was practically...
He nods sadly.
He nods grievously.
He nods pitifully.
(A strange light fills the room.)
(Twilight is shining through the barrier.)
(It seems your journey is finally over.)
(You're filled with DETERMINATION.)
Human...
It was nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
Ah...
So that is how it is.
I remember the day after my son died.
The entire underground was devoid of hope.
The future had once again been taken from us by the humans.
In a fit of anger, I declared war.
I said that I would destroy any human that came here.
I would use their souls to become godlike...
...and free us from this terrible prison.
Then, I would destroy humanity...
And let monsters rule the surface, in peace.
Soon, the people's hopes returned.
My wife, however, became disgusted with my actions.
She left this place, never to be seen again.
Truthfully...
I do not want power.
I do not want to hurt anyone.
I just wanted everyone to have hope...
I cannot take this any longer.
ready?
I knew you had it in you!
But nobody came.
Do you think I'm pretty?
That's what they all say.
Stay here with me...
Welcome to my special hell.
Life's flashing before my teeth
I've felt this before.
You hear the melody of pulsating flesh.
Could this be goodbye!?
Monster has low HP.
You called for help. But nobody came.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread's body shakes...
You hum a familiar tune. Nothing else happened.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You screamed out. But nobody came.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread's muscle shakes...
You flexed your arm. Nothing else happened.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread's teeth shake...
You let Lemon Bread be. Nothing else happened.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You cried as loud as you could. But nobody came.
Don't pick on me.
Someone finally gets it.
Ribbit ribbit.
Smells like a ,
Reaper Bird seems placated.
Oh well.
Be seeing you.
Then, hold still.
Just a moment.
You'll be with us shortly.
But nobody came.
Smells like batteries.
Seems like it doesn't care anymore.
No data available.
The enemy put a piece of itself in your inventory.
But your inventory was full.
AT DF You take out your CELL PHONE. You can hear voices through the receiver...!
Memoryhead
MEMORYHEAD
Amalgamate is watching you intently.
Amalgamate is waiting for your command.
It smells like a bunch of dogs.
Amalgamate is hovering close, looking for affection.
Amalgamate is striking the wall with its claws.
Amalgamate is twitching affectionately.
Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
Endogeny
AMALGAMATE - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
ENDOGENY - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.
You call the Amalgamate.
It bounds towards you, flecking a strange liquid from an orifice.
You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
You pet the Amalgamate.
You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
You pet decisively. The Amalgamate seems to be satisfied by all this.
You pet the Amalgamate. It starts to generate a Stage I Happiness Froth.
You try to pet the Amalgamate but your hand phases through it.
It must not want to be pet for now.
You pet the Amalgamate. It convulses rapidly... Then calms down.
It rests quietly on your lap for a moment...
Suddenly, it shoots away and crawls wildly on the walls!
Amalgamate is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
You play with the Amalgamate.
Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
You throw your weapon into the corner of the room.
The Amalgamate brings it back to you... Proudly?
You repeat this process a few times.
Now Amalgamate is very tired... It leans its dripping, amorphous body on you...
Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
Mercy is for the weak.
Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!
Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
It seems like it's trying to remember...
You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
They're coming.
Send in the clowns.
They cannot worry for me.
Don't let them see me this way.
Laughter hides the pain.
Migospel is juggling balls of ants.
Migospel makes a balloon animal out of bees. Shape: Pile of bees
Migospel intentionally pratfalls. Twenty times.
Smells like bug-flavored cotton candy.
Migospel's clown aura fades.
Herssss
Ate Your Green Snakes
Eat Your Green Tasty Snakes
Parsnik's snakes shift to change hairstyles. Mohawk. Ponytail. Undercut.
Snakes play with a beach ball.
Smells like tasty snakes.
Parsnik seems satisfied.
Moldessa hides behind its ears. ... arms?
Moldessa's face falls apart.
You adjust Moldessa's face.
You're blue now.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
THAT'S MY ATTACK!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Napstablook eagerly awaits your response.
do you like it...
i call it "dapper blook"
! Stay determined...
You're going to be alright!
If you have 3 cards, you can trade them for a free Nice Cream!
They're sure to get the customers to come back!
Anyway...
I'm having a going out of business sale.
Oh? About that piece I gave you?
...I never gave you anything.
Ah... I can feel that piece of me has been well taken care of.
Hmmm...? The barrier's opened up?
Hmmm... Then, if it's not too much to ask...
...could you take that piece of me to the surface?
I would really appreciate it.
So, did you take that piece of me very far away...?
Where's the piece!?
Ah, the barrier's open...?
You know I cannot move. Why are you telling me? To mock me?
Everyone may think you are a good person, but this snowman knows the truth.
Someday, your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt.
(You're carrying too many items.)
It's a pile of mushy snow.
(It's a tough-looking branch.) (It's too heavy to pick up.)
(It's been smashed like it was nothing...)
REALLY THOUGH!!! THAT HUMAN!!!
DO I KNOW THAT PERSON???
do you not know...
who you know?
PBPBPPBPT!!
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!!
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW...
I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!
...YOU KNOW?
OH-HO! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
WHAT THE HECK!!! THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?!?
i'm tellin' ya. everyone likes word searches.
AND YOU DID IT ALL WITHOUT MY HELP...
I SUPPOSE THIS PROVES WHAT I SAID.
WE REALLY ARE BOUND TOGETHER.
TWO BONES IN THE SKELETAL ANATOMY OF FATE!!!
THAT'S HOW YOU APPEAR HERE NOW...
EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE.
AMAZING!!!
I FEEL A SINCERE...
WAAAAAIT A SECOND!!
I STILL HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!!
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
SANS!!!! THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!!!
YOU MADE THE PUZZLE TOO HARD!!
HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!
what's the holdup? look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible monsters.
well?
remember... blue stop signs.
isn't my brother cool?
papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
that means you can't be all bad.
...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
Tra la la.
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck...
Tra la la. Eat a mushroom everyday.
Why? Then I know you're listening to me...
Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often...
Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?
Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery.
Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise...
Tra la la. I heard ASGORE has a favorite food.
Tra la la. I heard spiders have a favorite food.
It's spiders.
Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song.
Hmm... tinkling.
Tra la la. You can never have too many hot-dogs.
...sadly, that's not true.
Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la.
Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert.
Pet pet pet... The neck stretches infinitely into the cosmos.
...don't worry about it.
Ah,
Tra la la. What's a game you can play with a dog?
Asking for a friend...
Tra la la. Temmie Village...
...the room before the darkening lantern room.
Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical...
Tra la la. Hmmm...
I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today.
I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
my house is up here...
so you probably don't want to come this way...
hope that helps...
i'm... working on a mix cd... make yourself at home...?
uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
or something...
i've almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighbor...
it's 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling moves
but they're all autotuned. i hope she likes it
oh..............
oh... a classic spooktune... they don't make songs like this anymore...
dang... that ambience... it's like my whole body is being spooked...
oh, this one... once you learn the lyrics it's hard not to sing along...
ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo oo oo ooo oo ooo
oh............... mettaton........ i'm a huge fan........
..... oh, hi
human... i'll never forget...
that time you tried to destroy me... but... you failed....
sorry... i messed it up
oh... hey... you...
followed me... into my house...
...m-make yourself at home???
(You still need to recover after all that lying down.)
(Using its money, the snail bought a hat.)
The housing market will probably crash now.
But you know, home is where the heart is.
[redacted]
i mean...
really, i'm working... i don't want the boss to get mad at me...
Right Floor 3
(The elevator isn't working.)
What? The elevator should be working...
W-well then! Go to the right and keep heading up!
W-well then! Let's go to the left!
(The elevator isn't working.)
(The elevator is in use.)
(This half of the door is unlocked.)
(The door is open.)
(It's just here to complete the look.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(You just remembered something funny.)
Hi.
(Didn't work.)
If I hadn't... If I hadn't...
Um, delayed using my hacking skills, I mean...
...sorry.
I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and...
Sorry.
Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um...
I was originally going to stop you, but...
Watching you, I felt like... like I was seeing an old friend.
S-so, ahhh, now I want to help you!
Originally, I built him to be an entertainment robot.
Heh.
But, ummm, hopefully we won't run into him!
(The cup of water returned to the water cooler.)
(The cup of water was erased by a mysterious force.)
Ehehehe...
AHA! AHAHAH! HA!! HA!!!
Oh, Toriel. You have NO idea.
oh hey, what's up, frisk?
we were just talking about you.
apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
Well, it was not RIGHT after.
It took a couple minutes.
frisk... i gotta tell ya.
that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
IT'S NOT???
Papyrus, we've been over this.
WHATEVER, MOM!!!
Don't talk back to me like that!
Go to your room, Papyrus!
OK, UNDYNE.
Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
Hey, punk! What's up!?
A-ACHOO!
Papyrus, how can you stand this cold?
I HAVE NO SKIN.
So why don't we stand in Grillby's instead?
BECAUSE I HATE GREASE.
But you don't have a stomach!!
NO, BUT I HAVE STANDARDS!!!
Papyrus...
Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
THE RENT'S CHEAP.
(It's a nice thing you can see the southern wall from this angle.)
(It's a drawing of a golden flower.)
(Definitely bigger than a twin-sized bed.)
(Earlier, you identified this as bigger than a twin-sized bed.)
(But now, you realize it's actually one size bigger than a double.)
Inside the drawer are flower seeds and some broken crayons.
Because they are made of magic, monsters' bodies are attuned to their SOUL.
If a monster doesn't want to fight, its defenses will weaken.
And the crueller the intentions of our enemies, the more their attacks will hurt us.
Therefore, if a being with a powerful SOUL struck with the desire to kill...
Um, let's end the chapter here...
...!? There's a camera behind the sentry station.
...!? There is a camera behind the... "sentry station."
...!? There's a camera hidden inside this lump of snow.
...!? There's a camera underneath the bridge.
...!? There's a camera hidden in the trees here.
(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)
(Seems like a nice tree.)
(It's a specifically-regular -sized sink.)
THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
What? I'm not gonna serenade you.
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
(It's a spooky old TV.) (Most of the buttons are worn away...)
(Though the channel changing buttons look good as new.)
(Rope.) (Looks like this dog does all its own stunts.)
(It's some kind of TV show featuring Mettaton.)
It's you!
Still just you, Frisk.
I wanted another hot dog. But the hot dog guy never came back.
Besides that? Today was fine.
Count your blessings. Even if you don't get a second hot dog.
(You tried to pet the dog, but it collapsed into a pile of fluff...)
(Seems like it was actually just a dog-shaped husk of dog residue.)
(It's a pile of dog residue.)
Weapon: 5AT (
AT) Slap 'em.
Take your time.
30G - Bisicle
45G - Bisicle
70G - Bisicle
Thanks for your purchase.
Just looking?
That's not enough money.
You're carrying too much.
Buy it for
G?
Take it.
If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some crowdfunding.
I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.
Nothing left.
Don't be shy now.
Wah ha ha! I knew you could do it!
Careful with that.
You're a bit short on cash.
You're carrying too much!
Here we are.
Eh? You can't afford it?
Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger!
Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!
...How does he eat it without a mouth?
Uhhh... well... Watch the show!
That finale was really... That was really sad!
And Mettaton's schedule doesn't show any other shows...
I've been thinking about getting a sick skateboard.
My fave Mettaton Moment(TM) is when he beats up the heel-turning villains!
Even if it's during what's supposed to be a quiz show.
Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits!
Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.
Did Mettaton retire...?
Can't he unretire...?
On the surface we'll be able to watch all kinds of TV...
But, I bet none of those shows are as good as Mettaton's!
(It's a potted plant.)
(It's a platoon of ficuses.)
(Seems busy.)
(Trying to finish up work.)
(Futility setting in.)
Sorry, we aren't allowing any more guests at this time.
Or ever again.
How unusual.
Mettaton usually shows up now to tell everyone they're doing a great job.
Even if I was having a bad day, we'll always give each other a thumbs-up, and...
...oh, what am I doing? I'm not being very professional.
As a slime, I'm overjoyed.
As a slime, I'm saddened.
O, k, k, k, k...
Standing so spicey.
A-ah... H-human... You're leaving?
I have... Something to say to you.
Admittedly, I may have had limerent feelings for you before.
However, upon examining my own actions, I now realize...
I did not love YOU.
I was merely infatuated with the CONCEPT of love.
The idea of romance, the concept of sharing affection with another...
Through these desires, I built a false concept of you in my head.
Such a relationship would not have ended well.
In closing, I believe it is better that I chose to say nothing.
Y... y-you i-idiot.
I'm not saying it again.
H-hey, why do you keep following me!!! You jerk!!!
Eeeeh? You're walking in the opposite direction...?
H-hey, you think you're too good for me, huh...?
N-not spicey enough for you, h-huh...
I... I'm thinking of going to the surface...
Eeeeeh? You're going to go there too?
Idiot... Quit following me!
(Welcome to Snowdin Town!)
Heh... us teens live self-sufficiently off the fat of the land...
Oh, and the box lunches my parents bring us every day.
Besides Snowy. We have to share ours with him..
Heh... I guess we'll have to go to the surface.
There are woods there we can live in, right?
Guh huh huh huh.
Us teens rule these woods with a smaller-than- adult fist.
I've heard there's a local tradition based off of my own suffering.
First ghosts, are real, now anime's real ; ) All my nightmares are true ; )
Everything's so dirty... If I could erase everything, I would.
Ohhhh. Don't get the wrong idea. I don't want anyone to die.
People turn to dust when they die, and that's hard to clean up...
Don't turn to dust.
The surface intimidates me.
The entire outer layer of the Earth is made of dirt.
I clean off all of the trash and arrange it into symmetrical piles.
It's hard work, but somebody has to do it.
Don't drag your dirty feet in here. I just cleaned this trash!
Clouded Glasses
Temmie Armor
Easy to change, huh?
Save
Return
File saved.
I think they smelled the potato chips you had, and...
(Seems like a comfy bed.)
(You could probably climb into it if you were to the left of it.)
Okay,
, are you ready?
Howdy,
! Smile for the camera!
I... I don't like this idea,
No! I'd never doubt you,
...Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
! You have to stay determined!
Psst...
(It's a fake plant.)
CALM
KINDNESS
DREAMER
CORRUPT
You called for help...
I'm so sorry.
(It's a lamp with pink fish on the lampshade.) (There's no lightbulb.)
(Looks like Mettaton is undergoing repairs.)