Beruflich Dokumente
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A/N; This is my first story, so I will take any advice and try to put it to good use.
(Bella is a human, and the wolves are NOT involved in this story.)
Chapter 1
EMMETT POV
“Yes. We’re playing Truth or Dare, the Cullen way.” She smirked
at Bella.
“Uhmm, Alice? What exactly is the Cullen way?” Bella said. Wow,
she sounds scared.
Bella looked at Eddie with questioning eyes. Heh, she needs his
permission do everything! GET A LIFE BELLA! HE’S NOT YOUR MASTER!
“Dare! Duh! Only babies pick truth,” he said. Bella blushed. She
was probably gunna pick truth…
“Pshhh, easy,” we all got up and went to the car. We parked the
car and all went into the store.
“I JUST GOT LAID! I JUST GOT LAID! I JUST GOT LAID! IN YOUR
FACE NEWTON!” Mike’s face dropped.
“Okay, Jazz, that was great. Let’s get back now,” Rose said.
When we got back it was Jazzy’s turn to pick.
“Eddie Boy here has to go to the mall dressed like a girl and hit
on any guy or guys that I choose. Isn’t that right Edward?” Everyone
was laughing at Edward. Edward was glaring at Jasper. Jazz is probably
gunna loose an arm by the end of this game, hehehe. “Come on
everyone, to the mall!” We all got in the car, again. Once we got there
Eddie had to go buy a dress, wig, makeup, and heels. He came out of
the bathroom, and let me tell ya, it was a sight to see! Bella was on the
ground laughing.
“A dare is a dare, gotta do it.” Jazz said, trying not to laugh. “now
go hit on that guy over there.” He pointed to a man in super skinny
jeans, a tight shirt, and pink shoes. Probably gay.
Edward went up to him and touched his hair. Weird. “Hi there, I
LOVE your hair,” and winked. The man’s face went blank and he ran
away. Okay, that’s a sight of Eddie I’ve never seen before. Everyone
was laughing their butts off on the floor.
EDWARD POV
“Fine, fine, I had my fun. Let’s get home.” Just when we were in
the car, Emmett started singing along with the radio.
“What the hell, Edward! I’ll look like a hobo! I thought you loved
me!” she said. Her face looked pale. Well, paler than usual, you know
what I mean. She seriously looked like she just ate pizza and is about
to choke it back up.
“Okay, you can’t kiss Eddie Boy for the rest of the weekend, and
he can’t kiss you!” Alice is one evil little pixie, trying to get payback for
what she’s going to wear to school on Monday.
Bella’s jaw dropped, “Alice you’re such a devil! But fine, I’ll try.
But what if I slip?”
“I’ll think of something, trust me, I always do. And it looks like
you just might, but I’m not sure.” Alice said. Bella groaned, “You’re so
small for such a big nuisance.”
“Okay, I dare you to kiss Jazz for 3 minutes, with tongue.” I went
upstairs and came back down with my video camera, “Good one, love.”
“Okay, and… STOP!” Bella said. That’s gotta be one of the most
disturbing things I’ve ever seen.
“Well I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say truth.” Rose
said. That’s a shocker. Noone ever chooses truth. We even considered
changing the name to Dare with the Cullen’s. Whatever, her choice.
“Okay, Rose. Is it true that you only wanted to change me
because of my looks?” he wiggles his eyebrows.
Rose rolled her eyed, “Yea that’s part of it, I guess. My turn!
Edward, truth or dare?” Uh-oh…
“Dare!” I yelled.
Hmm, better buy some condoms for when Bella finally realizes that I’m
way better than Cullen. Here they are, extra small… These should be
good!
Okay, that’s it. I’m glad I got this dare. I ran up to him and screamed,
“YOU WON’T NEED THOSE MIKE! CAUSE GUESS WHAT! I’M BELLA’S
BABY DADDY!” His face went blank. He looked like he was gunna puke
right in front of me.
NO, NO, NOO! This can’t be! He’s lying! I was supposed to be her baby
daddy! And we were supposed to grow up and have 10 kids and she
and I would—
“Daaaaare!!!” he yelled.
“Okay, I dare you to find some tomato sauce, drink some, and
then choke it out in front of an employee!” I said.
“Ugh! You’re nasty. But, FINE, I’ll do it.” He couldn’t pass up and
opportunity to do something like this!
“This is gunna be great, I’ve never seen a vampire choke
something up, this should be good!” Bella started giggling, and I
joined. Jasper came to us with a jar of tomato sauce. Gross. I flinched
away from it. Jasper opened the jar, and started chugging. When he
was finished his face was priceless! He ran up to and employee and
screamed, “I THINK I’M GUNNA-“ but was cut off by him choking the
sauce back up right in front of the man. Bella and my family were in
hysterics. The man ran away screaming “BLOOD! HE COUGHED UP
BLOOD!”
“Yea, let’s go,” Alice said. We got back to the car, and ONCE
AGAIN, Emmett and Bella started singing, but this time without the
radio.
For those who don’t know me, I can get a bit crazy.
Have to get in my way,
24 hours a day,
Cause I’m hot like that.
Every guy everywhere just gives me mad attention
Like I’m under inspection
I always get the 10s cause I’m built like that
They started laughing. “Ugh can you guys like not sing for the
rest of the weekend? It’s getting on my nerves,” I screamed.
We got home and it was about 10 PM. “Guys I’m going to bed
now. Night,” Bella said.
“Night,” everyone said in unison. I followed her up stairs after
she got changed and sung her lullaby to her until she fell into a deep
sleep.
“Edward,” she mumbled. It’s amazing how she still dreams about
me after all this time we’ve been together. And by the way she said my
name made it seem like it was a good dream. She snuggled in closer
into my chest and breathed out my name again. I’ll miss her sighing
my name in her sleep when she’s changed. I’ll have to make the
blushing and good dreams last while they can.
Chapter 2
BELLA POV
I woke up from a deep sleep with Edward by my side. “Good
morning, love,” he said. Will I never get over his beauty and his
charming voice? I already know the answer to that one; NO. “Good
morning,” I smiled at him, and he returned the smile, showing off his
dazzling white teeth. I leaned into him to kiss him, but then I
remember my dare. I pulled back and put a pillow over my face.
“Ugh, right. At least you’ll be able to see her in that hobo outfit
tomorrow. That should be pretty amusing,” I chuckled at this.
“Yea, look at the bright side. I’m sure she’ll get dirty looks from
all the girls that see her,” I laughed and he joined in.
“Glad you think so,” he said, still smirking. “Go take a shower,
and then we’ll get you some breakfast, love. By the way, your laugh is
beautiful, too,” he said.
“Me!” Alice screamed. She spun the Coke bottle and it landed on
me. Ewww. “Alright Bells let’s get this over with,” she crawled over to
me and kissed me for exactly one minute, no more, no less.
“What the hell?” I screamed. “Alright Rose, come here. Em, set
the timer for 5 minutes. You ready, Rose?”
“Ew, no. but let’s just get it done.” She came over to me and we
started kissing with tongue. Of course Jasper, being the jerk that he is,
just had to send waves of lust over to me and Rosalie. We tangled our
fingers in eachother’s hair and Em started whistling. The timer finally
went off. I looked over at Edward to see that he had a pitched tent. I
started laughing so hard. Edward asked what was wrong and I just
screamed, “Edward, you have a tent in your pants!” he looked down
and hugged his knees to his chest so noone could see. Everyone was
laughing by this point at Edward. I could see that he was totally
embarrassed.
“Awe, Edward I’m sorry. Glad I turned you on, though,” he
winked at me and I just started laughing again. He out his arm around
my waist and we continued the game. I spun the bottle and it landed
on Jasper.
“okay Eddie, here’s a chance I’ll never get. Bella, here’s the
video camera. I want you to video tape me and Edward making out,”
As he said this Edward’s eyes were wide with worry. Jazz started
laughing at his expression. I hit play on the recorder and said, “Alright
you can start.”
Jazz crawled over to Edward and started making out with him. It
was pretty hilarious and I started getting jealous when Jasper grabbed
Edward’s butt. Alice, Emmett, and Rose were on the floor laughing, but
I just kept glaring at Jasper. He gets to make out with my boyfriend and
I can’t. I sighed and said, “Okay, that’s enough! We get it Jazz, you
wanna prove your kissing skills to Eddie!” Everyone started laughing
and Jazz pulled away. Edward went over to the kitchen sink and started
spitting in it. I’m glad he didn’t enjoy it.
“Hey Jazz if you ever grab his butt again there will be hell to
pay,” I said angrily, folding my arms across my chest. He just laughed
and said, “Bring it.”
(A/N; I know you’re probably wondering what happens when Alice goes
to school with that hideous outfit, but I don’t feel like writing anymore,
so that will be in the next one if you want another one. Please
comment and give me any advice. Do you want more comedy, better
dares, anything! Thanks guys, I appreciate it! ♥ oh and btw; if you didn’t
know the songs, there bad romance by lady gaga and can’t be tamed by miley cyrus)