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    Abdullah Ibn Muhammad
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    If an insect falls in a cup of coffee, the world will throw the cup into the street. The American will throw the insect out and drink the coffee. The Chinese will eat the insect and drink coffee. The Israeli will: (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese. (3) accuse the Palestinians, hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-warfare. (4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.

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    If an insect falls in a cup of coffee, the world will throw the cup into the street. The American will throw the insect out and drink the coffee. The Chinese will eat the insect and drink coffee. The Israeli will: (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese. (3) accuse the Palestinians, hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-warfare. (4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.

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    Political Satire

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    Abdullah Ibn Muhammad
    If an insect falls in a cup of coffee, the world will throw the cup into the street. The American will throw the insect out and drink the coffee. The Chinese will eat the insect and drink coffee. The Israeli will: (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese. (3) accuse the Palestinians, hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-warfare. (4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.

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       Will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

     
     Will throw the insect out and drink the coffee.

       Will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
       

    (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

    (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

    (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah , Syria and Iran of using germ-warfare.

    (4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.

    (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

    (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

    (7) Demolish Palestinian houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity and randomly shoot
    Palestinians.

    (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and one million dollars in order to buy new
    cups of coffee.

    (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to
    them forever.

    (10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world of standing still, and not sympathizing with the
    Israeli nation.

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