Yo Mama jokes~!

1. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
2. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
3. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside
with a spoon
4. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
5. Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
6. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
7. Yo mama so fat when she hear the door bell , she went straight to the
micromave
8. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
9. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
10. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
11. Yo mama so flat , she made the wall jealous~!
12. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
13. Yo mama teeth are so yellow , traffic slows down when she smiles!
14. Yo mama was so black ,she went to night school and she was marked absent.
15. Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
16. Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
17. Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.