Are Fat Girls Better Lovers - The Fat Girl Sexuality Myth

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Are Fat Girls Better Lovers?

The Fat Girl Sexuality Myth
By Timm “Yanz” Yancy
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Fat Girl Sexuality Myth
There is a myth that fat girls are better sexually and I believe that they made it up and
put it out to increase their popularity. It’s BBW propaganda. Originally I was not set out on
trying to prove this theory but accidents do happen but there are some truths out there. Fat
women are built for warmth and comfort. More cushions and less pushing. I hear that they are
great sexually, but I can’t vouch for that and really don’t want to find out. Really, I had one,
just one, Wilma. She wasn’t that fat. She was not sloppy fat, just pleasingly plumb. ( The name
has been changed to protect the innocent). I guess tht’s why I can’t change my name. Okay, it
was true, but I am not going to get addicted to big girls. I don’t want any more fat girls. One is
more than enough. I’m into quality not quantity. I’m on a fat free diet, plus fat girls have too
much cholesterol for me.
A guy named Dennis told me that fat women have places that they can’t reach and if
they can’t reach it, they can’t clean it. He does not want to find something that they missed. It
makes perfectly good sense to me. Some girls don’t think that they are fat; they’re “big-boned”.
They need big bones to hold all of that fat. Big boned women are usually heavy handed, which
means they have big hands. Did you ever see a fat person with little hands? They can be known
to look like lion paws. Why do I say this? There are risks and danger involved with dating fat
women; one of them is being trampled in a stampede. Also what if she decided to take a swing
at you. A lion can kill you just by grazing you with a paw. If she has long nails, then you can
forget it. It’s just like a bear scratching you. It would be more than a scratch. You are taking a
risk with fat girls.
Some guys like fat women. They say” Thin is in, but fat is where it’s at.” I can’t go for
that. Just say no to fat girls is my motto. I do have a right to make choices in my life and this is
not one of them. These are words to live and die by.
I wrote a song to the tune of “I Can’t Go for That” By Hall and Oates, “ I can’t go for fat”.
It goes like this:
I say I can’t go for fat.
No oh oh. No can do.
I can’t go for fat.
No oh oh.
No can do.
I can’t go.
No can go.
I can’t go.
No I can’t go for fat.
No can do.
Forearmed is forewarned.
T h e s t a t i s t i c s a r e
s t a g g e r i n g . Believe it or not, obesity affects more than one-
quarter of all adults and about one-in-five children in the United States!
Today, 61 percent of all adult Americans (97 million) are categorized as being
overweight or obese. Even more astonishing is the fact that each year, obesity causes at least
300,000 excess deaths and costs our country more than $100 billion. It’s actually the second
leading cause of unnecessary deaths in America. Speaking of costs, I don’t know if it’s included
in this figure or not, but they got to eat. Big girls got to get their eats on. You know those skinny
Women have high metabolism and can eat up some food. There are only two types of women
when it comes to eating; those that eat, and those who eat and put on weight. They know they
can eat up some food especially when someone else is paying. You know you got a greedy
Woman who says since you’re paying, I’m going to put an extra ten dollars on it and we can get
a little more food or some extra desert. You know they eat dessert, it goes without saying. They
take the desert before they’ll take a salad. It cost at least another thirty-nine cents to go out
with her cause you got to biggie size everything you order for her.
These shocking statistics, reported by the American Obesity Association, tell us that
obesity has indeed reached epidemic levels. That’s good news and bad news. It’s good news for
all of those Men who like fat Women. It’s a bonanza for them. It’s bad news for the Men like
me who like the slim Women. They are turning fat.
The Internal Revenue Service now recognizes obesity as a disease, and states that the
costs of doctor-ordered diet and weight loss programs are now deductible. Now, the IRS is
declaring obesity an actual ailment, so these programs would qualify as a diet or weight loss
expense deduction. You don’t need to be a doctor to tell that these people are not healthy. Just
look at them. For all of you Men out there rounding up all the fat Women, your herds are sick
and have diseases. How safe is this? There are some Men who feel that they are caring and try
to give fat Women extra care because they can understand how they feel. They are special.
Especially sick.
I can understand big Men having big women, but why do little Men have big women. I
got a boy named Dennis, who is a 300 pound plus Brotha. He likes slim or thick Women, not the
big ones. Dennis says he’s big enough, why would he want a big woman. That’s too much
friction.
Mosquito, his wife and his woman. Let me tell you about mosquito. He’s 50 something,
6 feet one inch and weighs about as much as a mosquito. He has an obscenely obese wife and
she’s ill. He has a baby by a younger obese Woman who is in her twenties. I asked him if his
wife know about her and he said that she did. She got mad and wanted to leave but he told her
she’s fat and sick nobody wants her. That’s the fat Women Playa mind control. You feed them
and control them. Little does she know, she has a lot of Men out there who she could choose
from. She’s got what they want.
Yes, there is a difference between being obese and being overweight. The best way to
determine which one you are is by this simple test. Are you skinny, slim or thick? If you picked
none of the above, then you are fat.
Are You At Risk? Chances are you’re more likely to suffer from obesity if you’re in a
lower economic group, but statistics show that a growing number of young adults with some
college education are also developing the disease. In fact, obesity has actually increased in
every state, in both men and women, across every age and ethnic group.
If you’re an African-American woman, studies show that you’re more likely to be

overweight than your Caucasian counterpart. If you’re an African-American man, though,
you’re actually less inclined to be obese than your Caucasian counterpart.
Those of Hispanic origin tend to weigh more than Caucasians, and if you live in the
South Atlantic region, you’re more prone to obesity than if you live in the Mid-Atlantic States.
Beside these, there is an inherent risk when you deal with big Women. There are many
dangers of dating fat women. They are jealous, possessive, large, heavy, and not to mention the
dangers of a stampede. Trust me, being crushed to death is no fun, although I’ve never been
crushed to death, a fat lady stepped in my toe once and it hurt like Hell. There are advantages
like you can use her for an auto safety device, like an airbag. The down side is she cuts down
your miles per gallon. But it’s a trade off for gas mileage for safety.
Kid Rock has some lyrics that go, “I don’t like big cars or big fat women, but somehow I
always find myself in them.”
How to Fight Obesity. If you think you are addicted to big girls, here’s some good you
can use. You can battle obesity and come out a winner! Here’s what the experts recommend:
1. Fat blocker tablets. Whenever the urge strikes or when you see a fat woman take
them. This might just save your live.
2. Cut down drastically on night eating especially if you got out to get food. This puts
you in fewer contacts with those Women who also enjoy late night snacks.
3. Also you have less of a chance of going home with them. If you hear “That sounds
like it taste real good”. Get your order and promptly leave the restaurant. That
phrase will most likely be followed by, “Can I go home with you?”
4. Avoid working late shifts. Working between 4 p.m. and 8 a.m. will most likely cause
you to eat more and take longer naps than day workers. Weight gain is inevitable.
Also that’s where most of the big girls work because they like to sleep in.
5. Eat healthy! Lots of fresh fruits and vegetables are your best defense. Big girls see
you eating this and it’s a turn off for them. Avoid rib tips, hamburgers, gyros, and
tacos in their presence.
6. Exercise! Exercise! Exercise! Cardiovascular activity three times a week (or more) will
keep your body -- and your mind -- in shape and they won’t be able to catch you if
you run.
If you like big girls, then disregard all this and do the opposite of everything stated
above.
I have always attracted big girls from Yogi and Booboo in high school, to a big one in
Junior Achievement to several in college and it goes on. Maybe it was not that many but it sure
seemed like it. I’m not mean or mean spirited but they just scared me, I’d give them the brush
off. I’m sorry, I know big girls have feeling too but I’m not trying to feel that, if you know what I
mean.
When I was a Captain in the Army in North Carolina, everywhere I went they were all
over me. I had Fat Mack Disease. I was leaving the club and saw two of my boys and told they I
was getting fat attacked everywhere I went out east. As I left the club, two big girls where
coming in They were scooping out a Brotha and of course they spoke. I felt naked like a chicken
on a rotisserie. I just left. My guys just laughed. There are human attractants called
pheromones. When women get a whiff of your scent they are stimulated and attracted to you. I
think that some Men emit Phateromes which are fat sexual attractant scents that smell like
chicken. It drives them crazy just makes them want to eat you up. Everyone can’t smell them.
They only work on fat women.
I have a cousin whose name I won’t mention. He only dates fat women and ghetto
women. I mean big, robust women of at least 250 pounds. He gets his monies worth. He knows
he’s going to eat because they always have food.
I say that you judge for yourself and I don’t mean to use the word in a negative
meaning. Our law is to judge but with kindness and wisdom. Even a little baby starts to judge
when it's born about whether it's hungry or wants a diaper change, and it will let you know. The
Great Spirit gave us a brain to use to exercise good judgment, whether it's about a job or a
relationship. We should use judgment in our daily lives so that we are not gullible or taken
advantage of.
I think you should go with the flow and follow your dreams and desires and if you want
a full figured woman it’s your business and her business and not mine or anyone else’s
business. Like the song goes, “It’s your thing. Do want you want to do. I can’t tell you who to
sock it to.” Go on and be happy. Many blessings to you.
They say don’t criticize someone until you walked a mile in their shoes. Then you will be
a mile away and have their shoes. I’ve walked the walk and talked the talk , so now I can walk
and talk. Check it out but there is more to come in my book “The Fat Factor” Why some guys
choose to Date Big Women.
Coming out sometime this year on eBooks..
Coming in 2010 in eBook!
The Highly Anticipated…
NICKEL
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PUBLISHING THE FAT FACTOR
COMPANY
(WHY SOME MEN CHOOSE BIG WOMEN AND HOW TO DO IT SAFELY!)
www.TheFatFactor.com Coming Soon!
Timm “Yanz” Yancy, H.B.O.

Head Brother of Operations
Contents
“The Fat Factor”
(WHY SOME MEN CHOOSE BIG WOMEN AND HOW TO DO IT SAFELY!)
1. All Fat Isn’t Bad for You!
2. Are you Built for Speed or Comfort?
3. Assitude Theory
4. Assthrax Warning
5. Aunt Bea, Aunt Jemima , and Mrs. Butterworth
6. Baby Phat VS Baby Fat VS Fat Baby VS Baby You’re Fat
7. BBBB - Big Bad and Bold Bitches
8. BBS (Big Bold Women) in my family. I’m glad I’m not an Arab or from Kentucky.
9. Bearillas
10. Best Cars, Trucks and SUVs, if You Have a Big Girl or Want One
11. Best Cities to Find Full Figure Women
12. Best Drinks for Big Girls
13. Best Food for Big Girls
14. Best Place to Find Fat Women
15. Best Places to Take a Big Women
16. Big Arms and Legs
17. Big Bold Women in Jamaica
18. Big Breastisis – Oral Breast Sex
19. Big Men and Skinny Women
20. Big Bullies
21. Big Feets
22. Big Girl Beauty (Booty) Contest
23. Big Girl Security Guards
24. Big Girls and Tattoos…
25. Big Girls Can Dance
26. Big Girls Can Sing
27. Big Girls Don’t Cry
28. Big Girls for Dummies
29. Big Girls Hands
30. Big Men Who Dress Like Big Women
31. Big Momma and Madiea
32. Big Women Dating Show
33. Big Women with Big Hands and Big Feet
34. Big Strippers
35. Biggie Size This …
36. Black Angus

37. Black Venuses
38. Body Painting – Murals
39. Buffalo Girls Go Round the Outside
40. Chubby but Cute Chicks
41. Country Big Girls VS City Big Girls
42. Dating Full Figure White Women
43. Dickie Do Disease
44. Do Big Girls Need Big Weave?
45. Down Low with Fat Girls
46. Even A Dog Likes Some Meat on His Bone
47. Famous Fat Songs and Song Phrases
48. Fat Blocker Tablets
49. Fat Girls for Dummies
50. Fat Girl Good Sex Myth
51. Fat Girls Gone Wild
52. Fat in Africa
53. Fat Jokes
54. Fun Fat Facts
55. Fun Things for Fat People to Do
56. Fun Things to Do with Fat Women
57. Genetic Predisposition for Fat Women
58. Gigolo to the Fat and Famous
59. Ground Beef or Steak
60. Hamburger Helper
61. How Big is Big?
62. How Women Feel about their Ass Study
63. How to Have Big Girls Eating Out the Palm of Your Hand.
64. How to Instantly Lose 100 Pounds of Ugly Fat!
65. How to Pick Up A Big Girl
66. How to Take a Sexy Bath or Shower with a FFS. Step by Step
67. I ATA (Chicken) THIGH Sorority
68. I Can’t Go for Fat
69. I’ll Bet My Mangina on That
70. If Fat was Money You’d be A Millionaire
71. Inside Every Big Women is a Little Women
72. Interracial Big Love or Pork the Other White Meat
73. Is Bigger Better? Better than What?
74. It’s a Thin Line between Fat and Thick
75. It’s a Thin Line between Pies and Cakes
76. Large Charge
77. Lazy Boy Chairs
78. Let’s Take First Things First
79. Light Skinned Big Girls VS Dark Skinned Big Girls

80. List of Food Festivals
81. Living Large
82. Meat or Sweets
83. Mother Love and Robin Givens
84. My Favorite All-Time Big Women
85. My Grandmother was Fat and I Loved Her
86. Name Your Favorite Pastry – Get to Know Her, Find out What Makes Her Tick and Ticks
Her Off
87. Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady
88. Older Men and Younger FFS – It’s a time for everything. Seize the moment
89. Older FFS and Younger Men
90. Old VS Young Big Girls
91. Oprah Winfrey
92. Other Big Black Men Who Dressed Like Women
93. Pass the Ham Hocks Please
94. Phone Sex with Big Girls
95. Please Don’t S.O.M.F. - Playing Carnival -
96. Plumper Humpers / Chubby Chasers
97. Salads or Meat
98. Say it Loud, I’m Fat and I’m Proud
99. Sex and Peanuts
100. Shallow Hal
101. She Left Me for a Fat Boy
102. She Let Me for a Fat Women
103. Short VS Tall Big Girls
104. Smoking Weed with Fat Girls
105. Soft and Fluffy
106. Some People Don’t Believe Fat Meat is Greasy
107. Spooning
108. The Best Beds for Big Girls
109. The Best Holidays for Big Girls
110. The Big Question… Original or Extra Crispy?
111. The Downside to Dating Fat Girls
112. The Fattest Cities
113. The Top 10 Best Gifts for Full Figure Women
114. The Weather Girls – It’s Raining Men
115. The Year of the Pig
116. Thick Love, Fat Love, or Phat Love?
117. Tips for Making Love to a Big Girl – Just Say No to 69
118. Top Reasons to Date Big Girls
119. Waking Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed
120. What Big Women Should Never Ever Wear
121. What if All Women Were Fat?

122. What is the Best Pet for Big Girls? Cats, Dogs, Fish or Birds? (Turtles)
123. When You Get Sick…
124. Who Killed Casual Friday
125. Why Big Girls Cheat
126. Why Do Big Girls Like Nicknames After Food
127. Why Marry a Fat Woman? You’re not Losing a Son, You’re Gaining a Ton and a
Daughter.
128. Why Big Women Loved Luther…
129. Women(Slim) Who Date Big Women
130. Worst Foods for Big Girls
131. Worst Places to Take a Big Woman.
132. Yanz on Big Women
133. Young Gifted and Fat
134. Your Arms are Too Short to Box with God or Me
135. Appendix A. Fat Love, Thick Love Test
136. Glossary
Subject to Final Editing!
What the Critics are saying...

Disclaimer: No celebrity endorsements intended or implied.
“These are life lessons learned from one Ladies Man to another.” Leon P. Chicago, Illinois.
“I don’t like big cars or big fat women but somehow I always find myself in them. Yanz Rocks!”
Kid R. Detroit, Michigan
“Yanz is an Old School pimp who really knows the game, he wrote the game, and he’s got game
and keeps it real.” Kat W. Los Angeles, California
“THIN is in, but FAT is where it’s at. It’s like Big Girls for Dummies. This Brotha knows his
Shiznit.” Sam J. Chicago, Illinois
“Thanks for the tips on where to find big girl. I expect happy hunting”. Elmer F. Alabama
“I deep down inside knew I loved big girls but I was ashamed of myself but Yanz showed me the
truth and I opened up and let my real self out. Words can’t express how I feel and having a
burden released. Before I felt like I had an elephant standing on my foot and now that weight is
lifted. Now I am finally free.” Scott S. Houston, Texas
“Yanz has given me the tools that I needed to step my game up. If I only have three books in my
personal arsenal they would be “The Bible”, a Cookbook and “The Fat Factor”. This book is
worth more than its weight, it’s a blessing.” Calvin M. Atlanta, Georgia
“You answered many questions that I had and I appreciate that. One thing you did not cover
and I’d like to know is do fat girls really like more ham meat or the skin?” Kirk H. Raleigh, N.C.
"This is what Men have been waiting on for years. It’s long overdue. It’s a Big Girls Lovers version of
“Waiting to Exhale." Tyrone M. A. Washington, D.C.
"What the “F” are you thinking about? Outrageous! Why do you write this sh@*? This book
should be banned. Yanz is one crazy mofo." Melissa V. New Orleans, Louisiana.
“What chu talkin’ bout Yanz?” Different strokes for different folks! G. Coleman, Utah.
"Buy a copy for you, your friends and family. It's a can't do without book. Buy- it. Read- It.
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Are Fat Girls Better Lovers?

Fat Girl Sexuality Myth

I say I can’t go for fat.

No oh oh. No can do.

I can’t go for fat.

No I can’t go for fat.

If you’re an African-American woman, studies show that you’re more likely to be

Coming out sometime this year on eBooks..

Coming in 2010 in eBook!

The Highly Anticipated…

Timm “Yanz” Yancy, H.B.O.

36. Black Angus

79. Light Skinned Big Girls VS Dark Skinned Big Girls

121. What if All Women Were Fat?

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