scott Pilgrim’s Little Life by Michael BacallOVER THE MIGHTY ‘UNIVERSAL’ SPINNING GLOBE. . @ GUITARS SQUALL AND DRUMS...UH..-DRUM..- EXT. TORONTO RESIDEWTIAL STREET - DAY To the thunderous tones of Guitar Wolf's cover of Eddie To the thungumertime Blues’ we can see the snowy suburbs of Toronto. And from one non descript house we hear..- KIM PINE (0.S.) scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler! 2 INT. STEPHEW STILL'S KITCHEN - DAY whe three members of SEX BOB-OMB and their one superfan lounge around a small kitchen table. STEPHEN STILLS, 25, shaggy hair, drinking coffee (weak)- STEPHEN STILLS Really? Is she hot? KIM PINE, 22, cute, bitter, drinking coffee (bitter). KIM PINE How old are you now, Scott? Like twenty-eight? e SCOTT (0-S.) I'm twenty-two. Twenty-two! STEPHEN STILLS And_you're dating a high school girl? Not bad, not bad. YOUNG WEIL, 17, Superfan Number 1, drinking coffee {milky)- YOUNG NEIL Like, did you guys ‘do it' yet? SCOP? PILGRIM, 22, fresh faced with an unruly yet adorable mop of hair, drinking coffee (sugary). scorT Well, we sort of ride the bus and she tells me about how yearbook club went and about her friends and you know...drama. STEPHEN STILLS Yeah, okay, have you even kissed her? scoTT We almost held hands once, but then e she got embarrassed.KIM PINE Well, aren't you pleased as punch? STEPHEN STILLS So, what's her name? SCOTT (pleased as punch) Knives Chau. She's Chinese. Young Neil pauses his Game Boy Advanced. YOUNG NEIL Wicked! How'd you meet her? SCOTT I believe I mentioned the bus? scott Pilgrim prepares to tell an amazing story: INT. THE BUS - DAY WIVES CHAU and MOTHER CHAU sit side by side on the bus. MOTHER CHAU You are seventeen year old! Time to get interested in boy! KNIVES CHAU Mom! Knives DROPS her bookbag, books scattering everywhere. MOTHER CHAU You drop books. Knives crouches down to pick up her books, grumbling. SCOTT (0.S.) Hey... Knives looks up to see Scott Pilgrim holding her books. FUN FACTS appear in an on-screen box: “SCOTT PILGRIM, 21 YEARS OLD, RATING: AWESOME.” Stars appear in Knives's eyes. ‘Scott grins heroically. SCOTT (CONT'D) Don't worry about it. INT, STEPHEN STILL'S KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Back in the kitchen, everyone looks at Scott