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Open source monitoring tool nagios was written by unaesthetic nerds like you. It's fucking webGUI look like ancient cr ap and sucks big balls. Not to mention shitty status map with 4-color HG A icons. It makes your so-called girlfriend with vista and HD experience wa nna yack up.
Open source monitoring tool nagios was written by unaesthetic nerds like you. It's fucking webGUI look like ancient cr ap and sucks big balls. Not to mention shitty status map with 4-color HG A icons. It makes your so-called girlfriend with vista and HD experience wa nna yack up.
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Open source monitoring tool nagios was written by unaesthetic nerds like you. It's fucking webGUI look like ancient cr ap and sucks big balls. Not to mention shitty status map with 4-color HG A icons. It makes your so-called girlfriend with vista and HD experience wa nna yack up.
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You fuckin' nerds ever heard of a thing called Nagios?
You did, you know this is
some really good shit - open source monitoring tool, efficient, stable, fucking helpful. Well, there's just this little fucking problem with Nagios - it was wr itten by unaesthetic nerds like you, so it's fucking webGUI look like ancient cr ap and sucks big balls. Not to mention shitty status map with fucking 4-color HG A icons. It makes your so-called girlfriend with some vista and HD experience wa nna yack up on a fucking screen. Well, she's not the one to blame. Well boy, just don't fucking panic. Here we are, to serve you no-life motherfuck er. First of all, download this icon pack for nagios, and place them in appriopr iate folder (/usr/local/www/nagios/images/logos in FreeBSD for fucking example). If you don't know how to bind icons to corresponding host on you map - then you 're a fucking moron. Second, you have to download sources for Nagios (if you installed it from APT, P KG or some other shit). The thing is that fucking Nagios draws status map as a o ne fucking 256-color image. Thus, if you use multiple icons from that fancy pack age, each one with different indexed pallete - your status map will look even wo rse than before. So, after download, edit a file called statusmap.c in /cgi dire ctory. Find a line: map_image=gdImageCreate(canvas_width, canvas_height); and fucking replace it with: map_image=gdImageCreateTrueColor(canvas_width, canvas_height); Below that, add the following line: gdImageFill(map_image, 0, 0, 0xFFFFFF); About ten lines below, there should be a line like this: gdImageColorTransparent(map_image,color_white); ...be fucking extra sure it says color_white there. Now, replace these two lines : color_lightred=gdImageColorAllocate(map_image,215,175,175); color_lightgreen=gdImageColorAllocate(map_image,210,255,215); ...with corresponding: color_lightred=gdImageColorAllocate(map_image,255,228,228); color_lightgreen=gdImageColorAllocate(map_image,217,255,224); After saving changes, go to the root of nagios source dir and type in: ./configure make cgis If you encounter any problems with the compile process - fucking solve it. I'm n ot a fucking babysitter. Be fucking sure you don't type make install - unless of course you don't have Nagios already installed in your system. After all, copy & overwrite statusmap.cgi in your Nagios /cgi-bin directory. Fuc king done!