Diye Se na Pucho Baki tel Kitna h Sanso Se na Pucho Baki Khel Kitna h Pu

cho Jalte Hue Murde Se Ki Zindagi Me Gum Aur Kafan me Chain Kitna h
Khofnak andheri raat ke Sannatey me 1 Bhoot Dosrey Bhoot ko samjha raha
tha Yaar Darr mat ye Bhoot Woot kuch nahi hote..
We have many options Poison Sleepin pills Jumping from a Building Coming
under a Train but..We chose Education! tadap tadap ke hi marenge.
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e kuch ach'ha kam kiya hota to aaj ye jagah khali na hoti
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The most precious stones that comes to a mans hart is a hearts of woman.
Thats why i treasure it.
Hi..how r u..? Kya baat h aaj kal no msgs.. theek to h na tu.. N what bo
ut exams,kab se shuru ho rhe hain.. Agar maine kuch nhi kiya to dont stop msging
me aur agar kiya h den tell me.. miss u guys. .take care :-) Surbhi
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Fulo ne mosamko suhana banaya he Pedo ne Dhartiko Dulhan ki tarah sajaya
he khuda meri sari khusiya usko dena JISNE muje apna DOST Banaya H
Fulo ne mosamko suhana banaya he Pedo ne Dhartiko Dulhan ki tarah sajaya
he khuda meri sari khusiya usko dena JISNE muje apna DOST BanayahH

Wife to husband-tu jahan jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga....

Mera saya....mera saya....
Husband-mujhe pehle se hi shak tha ki tu bhutni hai.
-kapil
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2 aisi cheezo ke naam batao jinhe nashte me nahi kha sakte
sardar-sir,lunch aur dinner.
-kapil
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y do couples hold hands during wedding?
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It s a formality just like 2 boxers,
shaking hands just b4 d fight begins.
-kapil
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tourist-is fort me koi bhoot hai kya?
guide-me yaha itne saalo se kam kar raha hu aaj tak nahi dekha.
T-kitne saal hue
g-300 saalo se.
-kapil
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sometimes in life we thinkwedon't need any one....
bt sometime in lif we don't hv anyone when we need ....
so don't let your best buddies go.
-kapil
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in lyf der is no rehersal,
each day a new show,
no retakes,
no rewind.
so give ur best shot in all ur worthy acts, as d show goes on "LIVE"
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-kapil
pati sote waqt apni moti patni se,
gut gut ke marna accha hai ya ek baar me marna?
patni-1 bar me marna
pati:toapn dusri taang bhi mere upar rakh do.
-kapil
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U r a DOG!
kyun bura laga na?

DOG means
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D=Don
O=Of
G=Girls

Now u r smiling?
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U naughty DOG
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Le BISKUT kha
-kapil
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3things that shud not be asked...

a man's salary

2. A girl's age...
&

students' %age

it hurts!
-kapil
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understand how beautifully GOD keeps adding one more day at
a time in ur life....
Not bcoz u need it...
But bcoz someone else need u every day.
-kapil
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jaane ye kaise afsane lagne lage,
apno ko hum begane lagne lage,
ab to aap hume sms bhi nahi karte ho,
shayad aap apni shaadi ke paise abhi se bachane lage.
-nivedita
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ae DOst tu bhi likha kar shayari
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega
jab tujh par bhi padenge aande tamatar,
shaam ki sabzi ka intezam hojaega.
-yash
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tere bdil me ek chota sa kona chahiye,
tu hai to na sona na chandi chahiye,
bhar to du me sms se inbox tera,
par tujhe padha likha bhi to hona chahiye...
-yash
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aapki KHUBSURTI se bahar bhi SHARMINDA hain.
kahin bhul se bhi KABRISTAN mat chale jana warna log samjhenge
BHOOT abhi bhi JINDA hai.
-kapil
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duniya ke 5 muskil kaam
-hathi ko dhakka lagana
-macchar ki malish karna
chhiti ko kiss karna
-girrafe ki gardan dabana
-apse sms ki ummid rakhna
-kapil
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mujhe muhhobat ki pehchan nahi hai,
ishq ke bina ye jahan nahi hai,
kabhi 2-4 sms bhej bhi diya karo

meri sms ki koi dukan nahi hai.

-kapil
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subah utho
close up karo
nha ke
meri photo rakh ke dono hath jod kar bolo
THUJE Bhul
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI
TERA SMS NA AAE AISA KOI DIN nahi
-kapil
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Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi
Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahi
Hasrat hai aap ko roz dkhu
Par kambakht

Mere TV par Cartoon network ata hi nahi.

-kapil
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Ek bhakt swamiji se- swamiji, mera puja me mann nahi lagta .kya karu?
Swamiji us puja ko mere paas bhej de shayad mera bhala ho jae.
-kapil
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BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DE
MAT KHANA

IDHAR UDHAR
NIGAH- RAKHNA
KYU K
CITY GOVT NE
KUTTA MAA MOHIM
START KAR DI HAI
-KAPIL
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Frequency of my messages may be less,but the time i remember u is more,thats why
science says that frequency is inversely pröportion to time. .
-shubham
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Friendship......
. . . is you.
. . . is love.
. . . is shared.
. . . is forgiving.
. . . is understanding.
. . . is shared secrets.
. . . is shared laughter.
. . . can be angry at times.
. . . is dependable and true.
. . . is meant to be savored like fine wine.
. . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect.
. . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day.
. . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times.
. . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful gar
den.
. . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds.
. . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there.
. . . reaches into your heart and grabs a firm hold.
. . . is a refreshing rain on a hot day.
. . . is relaxed and comfortable.
. . . is a shoulder to lean on.
. . . is an ear to whine to.
. . . gets better with age.
. . . is shared tears.
. . . is shared joy.
. . . is shared.
. . . is love.
-kapil
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Tum na milo koi gum nahi
bus baat karo yeh milne se kum nahi
Dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nahi
aur apni Dosti RANG DE BASANTI se kum nahi
-kapil * * * * *
plz sen dur biodata to hutch. U will get a gud package + a chance 2 cum on tv. S
o apply soon bcoz hutch dog died they want a monkey now !
* * * * *
-simran
A sms means I care enough 2 flex my thumb, search ur name, wait for message sent, t
hen think of you andsmile as I say, U are special!
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-kapil
Teacher: ravi where were you born?
Ravi: thiruvananthapuram.
Teacher: okay, come & write on the board.
Ravi: sorry sir, I was born in goa.
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-robin
Zindagi me sada muskurate raho, fasalo kamkaro dil milate raho, dard kaisa bhi h
o koi gam mat karo. Ek SITARA bano aur jagmagate raho
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-kapil
SMILE is not a single word.
It is a beautiful sentence.
S peak
M ore
I n
L ess
E nergy
So always keep smiling
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-kapil
Dil se roya magar hothon se muskura baithe, yun hi hum kisi se wafa Nibha baithe
, Who hamein ek lamha na de paye, jinke liye hum apni sari zindagi gawa baithe.
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-nivedita
World s most beautiful sentence but I m with u
World s most painful sentence I m with u, but
Words r same bt where they r placed matter a lot
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-nivedita
Grahak snta: Dettol soap hai kya?
Dukandar bnta: Ha Hai na
Kitne du ??

Snta : us se hath dhokar 1 kg. chinni or 2 kg. chawal de do.

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-kapil
a- That s some contract you signed.
b- what s wrong with it?
a- it has 47 clauses & first clause forbids you to read the other clauses.
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-robin
When an APPLE
Becomes red
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It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to ..

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VOTE!!
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-kapil
Zindagi ki raho me jb bi age jaoge, ek saya hr dam piche paoge, mud kr dekhoge t
o tanhai hogi, mehsus karoge to hume hi paoge.
* * * * *
-bhasker
LALU: you know one thing? Foolish guys always get beautiful wives.
Rabri: honey! Tanks for the compliments.
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-paras
Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing.
Deer thout 2 do d same & sat on d ground.
A lion came and ate it.
MORAL: To sit & do nothing, u need 2 b on d top..
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-kapil