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has ealousy beena perennialtopic of attention for scientists, It artists,and theologians. rcfersto the thoughts, usualLy that feelings,andbehavror occu when a Pe6on considers is relation-ship being a vaLued by endangered a competltor. It is about fear-fear of feaj of abandonment, change, fear of the urkrown. Where lrom? Wemay have acquiredthis ftom our past girlfriends/ bo!ftends who have qiven us potentiatty huting feeiings. cheating on ThisincLudes you, your significant other fliting btuntly in .foontof you, etc. I think this has happened us at leastonce to your andI hopeyou Learned Lessons well. I woutdalsolike to add that insecuritiesmolded witlin the family, or impartial favored Ueatmentto Less wi[ chiLdren, givekids a worth. notion of their seLf and moms dads, Soplease don't openly"declale"youl fuvoritessinceit will do more haImthan good. Younight be thinking you are not one of these peopte, think againbut is verbalabuse alsoa cause. With that, I would like to say that majodty of us are the jealoustlTe ! I think it is normat to a There's cute bejealous. whereyou type of jeatousy get a little bit inseone your girl mentions whenever Brad Pitt's namewith a moanand a rollercoaster-like scream the end.Another at ftealfhytype of jealousy wouldbe you voicingout your uneasiness because your girlfiiendis goingout with all her guy ftiends. of But the bad case jealousi jealousy, the is obsessive aggression, type that breeds her and questioninq violence, loyaLty everynow and then. getsto Whena relationship it's this LeveL better off to calLit quits. Fun lactual experiment gatherthat romantic Stuihes jealousy empLoyed is by "strategically" thosernost vulnerableto infidelity, namely those oI relatively Lowmatevalue.If you tiis become jealous, too you onLymeans knowyour partneris probablyout of your league. alsosaid Its may that "naturalselection romantic havedesigned jealousy be contingent to not only upon cuesto infidetity,but alsoupon one'smate value relattve to dvalsin a populatron." Fin it yorl If you feeLjeaious, needto relatewhat you are you feelingto the person arewith. Keepquiet andit

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Youspot yourguy with anothergirl. Will you be him showering with slaF on the face? RHIA:No. 0bserve thernfirst then confrontmy boyfriend whenwe'reaLone alterwards together. GAIL:I wouldimmediately dumphim dght in front of the giiLand telLhim that he'snot qoodenoughfor me. I wouldatsothank the girl beforeI Leave. RACH!L:nl just comeup in and introducemyseLf a know how to be doesn't faithfut. GAIL|Ior me,it's useless to and stay in a reLationshi! hopefor things to get better. YouwouLd u! getting end disappointed mad at and yourseLf stickingaround. for RACHEL: Yup,but it depends on the man I am fightinq for. Martyroko eh. CARLA: there'sa g0o/o No, chance that helL do it again. oSHIE:If 1tovehim yesbut it's if not it just means not destined be. to Everbeencheatedon? The CARLA: sayhi, ftom there gory detailsplease... I'tl RIIIA: Yup.I confronted him oSHI!I I want him to notice and gavehim his freedom. I not GAIL:Proud sayneverl me but definiteLv wouLd to makea scene, Just a pieceof advice, always Yourman cheatson you, followyour instincts. is forgiveness possibility a RACHEL: I simpLy Yes. here? forgave him but I would RHIA:Not anymore. There's neverfoiget the incident. no reason fighting for a rnan CARLA: stilLgave Unproven, know how to who doesn't him a chance.., Lateron we treat girls right and who brokeup. ThankGodl 05HIE:Nope. ls there truth to the 'once a twotimer alwaysa cheat' sayinEl? RHIA:Yes. Considedng that theret a lot of temptations around,if he couldn'tresist the first how canhe resist the next one? GAIL:Youcan't change a guy. xALtttL: iJaseo wnat 1ve 0n
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Howabouthookin'up with a manwho's sportinga ring? RHIA:De!ends the on situation.If he'sjust stuck and pLans get out of it, I to might giveit a thought but if he'sa happiLy maniedman thats a no-no, GAIL:No wayl Married men just cause heartaches. They usuaLLy breaktheir promises andwe ladiesend up with our heafs broken, RACHEL: depends It on the howthe quy handLes and relationship it also on depends the situation. it's CARLA: Nopebecause notl Not oSHIE:0f course
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like now then they should sounds The band's 20 years old. Are you with the culture and findinq its significant placein society. Thenit's tisten to it. Ifs alsoa niceprecedent surcrisedyou lasted this long? pdrdngtesting. for the nerat album, JB Leonor:No,we werenot really okay being called an "institutlon." people whenthey say feelingeachother out and I(dri some We're ErpELu'19 dr!yLn!'9, as institution, it's pegqed something, maganda. Jett Panga Wewereliving on a That'show we've then for the next 50 yearsit stays as Jett: (laughs) day-to-daybasis,especia\ when growth,there's nothing lasted.we feel eachother out. Ha hal such.Woldnq we werejust starting. xverYching aboutit. But if it's about dynamic fulad ng Datl, lhe di$ital film about lYasunsue. Xveryyear that went your band,won the 20OGBest Fullchange,sunaval, and thriving in the JB by I remenber sayirg,"0kay, year." industry that we've chosen,then ifs length leature in the Cinemanila we'regoodfor another okayto be calledan institution. Festival,How close were you to Hewasalwayssayingthat, so it thumbing down the proiect? the became mentaUtyfor the band. Do newbies hassle you often for Jettr Coltecilvelythere wasdoubt. time advice? JB: But the mostchattenging waswhenTeddy(Diaz,TheDam's Jeth Wenever give unsolicited advice, WeatLhad different levels of faith only when we'reasked.ThenbasicaLly and doubtin it. Whenwe werefirst guitarist)died,kala originaL to we give them a pictwe of what we've asked do it, we wereLike"Yeah, naminv,r'ala talaga. na and beenthmugh,howwe'dcoped swe!" But at the backof whatever, In those 20 years,what do you ',4n0 thought, with the times. trari ifs our rninds always we think has changed in you guys? managed Ano koYang hard to give a singularadviceto an kayangmangydydri? Ha ha hal Body JBr Hairstylel case But individual in a band. Case-to kdlalabdsdn?" it wasgoodto weight also. be din Francis Reyes:I don't really know, basis kari. It shouLd a collective have a wdter and diJectorwho's a who, in a way, reaLly effot. You'vegot four to five guysin fan, someone I I still feel the same. meanI've a group,soifs rea\ up to themhow wantedto be a part oI TheDawn. alwayshad the attitude na-I got really did an to handlethemselves. JB: l"likeSandejas this from JB actuaLly- "growth diectodal job. Hewasvery Youi recently released awesome should end only when you die." ftom everyone you commemorativealbum showcases opento suggestions Level haveto 0n a personal new takes on old classics. Was and he actually askedour opinion on not keepevolving, necessatily a lot of things. things this an effort to keep up with the changing ratherseeinq but times? How elated are you about the in a different perspective,always I Erancigr think a largepart of it overwhelmingpositivevibes that having an open mind whether it's nc thereweresongs we is because have accompaniedthe film's goodor bad,kasiyou canlearn recorded dudng a certainpedodna success? ndmantaldgd. from everything we were not reaLlyhappy with the Franci!: thatt rea[y overwhelming. How has your music changed results.It wasmoreof a technical It was a fun expedencemaking over the years? no issuein the sense we knewthat the movieto beginwith and once Jet* It's funny when peoplesay we'd finished it, we felt we'd done music changed. we canrecordthe songbetter, has that the band's good.But the peoplet something Fromthe very start, The Dawnhas makinqit soundbetter.Theband's fote kari is playing tive and a large reactronwasrcally amazing.Weknew aLways beenabout change. part of our frustration is that our is that we cameout with something Francis!Although"change that Live goodas a team.Weneverreally records tend not to capture Breaking Apart"! Ha ha! Us people Love Wedidn't to it. aspect. AtthoughI haveto admit, expected The Dawn was a primetime get into it thinking tlat we're going playerin the 1990s iock scene. ifs kind of scarytdsi whenpeopte evenif we feel to havea parallelcareet acting. in hearthe rc-workings, How do you comparc the band explosionthen to what's happeningnow? Jettr YouknowIte beenasked that questrona Lot of times but it is only now that I have a ctearpictureof what'sqoingon. neverdred,it's Thebandscene aLways beenthere,it's just that the industry now is more open to I'm bands. notjust refering to the musicindustry. but even in and advertisinq othercorporate bandsarejust more structures, approaches nd the snaredrum didn't soundthat lts Likewhen someone accepted in business. now good15yea$ ago... us to do a vldeofor a sonq,we lilrc Are you comfortablewith being people may havebeen ifs Jett: ...some the ideabecause thereto help called an institution? to attached that. the song. Buddy Zabala:As long asthe Erancis:But hopefullytheYtl Any lifechanging message Youwish institution keepsgrowing, undetstandwhat we'retryinq to do. to convey through lulad ng Dat? aian moyun. keepsdevelopinq, Changinq with the times,growing If theyle cuious abouthow the band Francis!As far asthe bandis I concemed, don't think therewas an effot to make an impact. We it didn't approach asus changing the whole film industry Wejust thought that it wasnice to be part of somethingdifferent. lt wasus making out little contribution to Mike's vision. Jett It's about life. Ifs a microcosm solts.lts not all of aboutthe musicbec*rsethe music is a treat. I guess they alsosaw in Ifs themselves the movie. about family, love and rediscovering yourself, themes. very universaL And it's a very different medium din kosi I mean,a concet can do but wonders, throughthis film, It we wereableto touchpeople. pretty muchsealed 20 years. the JB! Yungendingdin kasing movie nd suggests ifs time to moveon. How do you deal with sexually aggressive tans? Ha Buddy: GentLy! hal Jett Let'sjust say that we know how to thank them. JB: Webare them up then tie thernup. Ha ha! me oncepushed Francis:Someone into a roomandthen lockedit. It pero nakakatakotdin, wasa gi':l., kasishewaslookingstnight into my eyes. And then I heardthem si sayil.g, "Si KiLo?Nasaan Kiko?" "I'm I answered, here!I'm hetel" Jettr It wasmoreUkean o4asmic, "I'm here,but I'm almostthere." Haha! Otherthan underweaiwhat has ben thrown at you while performing? oncethrew an Francis:Somebody unused sanitarynapkin.Buh nd Ha langunused. hal Ever tried to make love to The Dawn's catalog of hits? Francis:Nol Ha hal Buddy: okayyun ah. "Youknow Thafsme playing, that basssoto? baby."Ha ha! JeLt "Ayan pdbilb na yon nang pabilis." So anothdr 20 years coming uP flom you, guYs? on JB: That depends us really.But personaLl& outLook that is on my I want musicto be a part of my Life-and my musicis this band. 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Alam mo namang iyakin ako,di ba? I cried because was ovetwhelrned I by all the bLessings were that comingmy way. Umiyak aka kasi Jino ,d nomdnako compated to other established stars,di ba? Perc narita pa rin oko. Thar.kf];I siyemprc sapagtitiwalasa ako dkrn ng GMA.They'vebeengiving me nothing but greatrolesright noyr.Hindi nila akopinapdbayaan. SoDrdng thankful din aka sa FHMna *a talagasa mgaunangnaniwala sa akin. Umiyak ako kasiyung mga fans na nagpapalokas loob ko, ng sumuporta taLaga akin. Umiyak sa ako kasimasayang-masaya lang ako. Kahit, hella, alam kong hindi ako ang pinaka-sexysa Pilipinas. Why do you even think that now? Einil[ namontalagaako sexy,eh. WeIl,yung pagigingsexydepende namansa tumitinginyun. Puwedeng se\y ang isangtao dahil maganda ang katawanniya.It canbe because shehas beautiful eyes.0r because shecarriesherselfwell and has a greatpersonality.T\^ro, three

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ini-idolo kdyo ng kabataan. Baka gusto ninyong ikulang ko kayang ninyo." lahat dahil sa ginagawa pala Nagtawanankami. Seryoso nakitania Ji Generallvoong yung teaclionnamin biglasiyang , "Bookthen!" surnigaw, fuioy GLARINOT Bagsak ,(ulongl naminra lbrt Bonifacio. .1.-arc aran ^f+ .n,,rr pa Nag-piano kami (fi\gerprinting)I GAMUS: I haveto adnit, rnas GEt Sama-sama noong magulang kamingmaglaro today. kamisaselda, to orawcompared the players : yung haharangan ng paa perorndyoDr'lous ma Nandoon yung nga shooters. linisin ka talaga divisionpo nn. mgadoubleka sa loro.Bubundulin namin.Yung -l,fay decksteelbeds Sa mo balahibo sa hita, tatanggalin. pa kamingnasira. EMC ka. erepag talan,babanggain GUARD: Biglanghiit si trawoi b(-PBA EMEN ITGASPI, TOYOTA. "Tama taloganghindi had Before RudyDistiito, !,Iealready nngnannlnyoang He oscalRocha. playeda very physicat tuyonag-aaway, nanryai soatin." Nagtav/dnon lang gafi].e. Nogkakasuntukan sikuhon. at Iximi. SilanamanLasiongnagsimula SdCripa, JinaJoy Dionisio,Bemie We ng av/aynd iyon. 0aughs) were Cezar ddpdt dng Iabiosa.at PhiLip iiom 7 PMto 4 Al'{. detained nabaliang riaran. Si Mon (Iemandez) lang ilongnoon,si Dionisionn. SindJawonki REYNOSO: ?inuruan tdldgdkdrri ng lessonni GeneEL. nagkakasr'kuftan. df (Tito)Vareta giri-girianna lanq COi Medyo Nagkakagantihan talaga. kdmisc idlo after that incident. CO: I tlink the wont rumblewasin pa 1977, whenwe Iatiiedto beatToyota Perotalagang nagpakamatay rin kamisa larc. in a game hadbeendominating. it PdlpaJokng dugout ra Araneta GORDERO: Youhavethe sixth, nagkakanhyowdn Jind Coliseum, seventh, the way to the 12th all (Rey)franco,and Jaworski, man,who by todaYsstandards, hindi (Robert) (Rudy) ,{agkaupakdn raon, na Soriano. mo na kilala. Perc sila kilala rin ng so nd hdnggang na-involve lahat. pd ngd fans,memodzed pdti dng rnganumbennila. Ganoon ka'fdnatic GLARINOI Problema, napanood pcla nind Defense MinisterJuan ang mgotaa noong araw. chief Endleand Metrocom TIM GOLOSO, TOYOTA, GUARDT Ponce Galit olivasy ng game. That's why therewasmorepressure Gen.Prospero kamingLahat na galit sila.Dinampot of because the fans.Thefanswere s4 quarters namin. ang di]'fded. Lahatng taa yun Lang COt Sa Crame,Gen.Olivastold us: hinihintay.Labanlangnaminang "Hindikdyodapatnag-aavr'ay dahiL panoorin. magandang CENIER: ED EAMUS, TOYOIA, It wasa nice experienceSai-saring . rno, tdo rnamimeet fromtle lower cLass the elite. lven fansin the to pfii1nces, sasabihin nila, "Bahayng yan, ng mgataga-Crispa yan hruhon mga taga Toyotat" ARGIIJA: 5a Divisoria, t]rcrewere Animosity breeds mutual admiration iins. Maybe was it rcalLy manyCrispa so because Crispa a textile company vras his feet. 0r he'dtry to grabthe dng andmdlamisd Divisoria nagtitinda GOr Youshouldwatch out But both of ball sa Ddba. I respect for Femandezt elbow l{insdn ng tela. Talk werethesefanswould of them.I admire Jawobecause his in napapaganfr ako,peropag mdinit bet on Crispa outageousamountr for teadership his heart.Hewas and angulo ko nasriird ongshooting nd iiom hunfteds to of money, Jaworski really the one pushingthe players ko,whichwasmy asset. evenmillions.Sotlierc to achieve. Overall, solra silang alsopLayed tiat. Pag like wasthis runningjoke na nakaka excite makalaban. nag-jump thot ka sa harap that went, ".trgurddo whenthey niyay ngpad GHUA: I watched niya,ilalabas pag notaLo Cispa, i in Hewouldn'tblockyou, pLayed the reunionqamesome anq masmamahal yearsbackandyou couldsee d just intimidate you witl tela."

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trained. are taLlerand scientificalLy Nutrition is obviouslymuchbetter now.Alsoifs hard to seea single the teamdominating league today. peopLe see But stiLt the hnd of rouqhandtumblegames that welike. ''7-' GUIAO: tou nave:o' red GUIAO: Youhaveto create 7 JONGUICI|IGO ,.u,t-.. oenntFwrnr -rs(< Had Coach,GinehE ead coach, honest; goodness to "";:.:;,_.,.,. and teams """"".; players who don'tlike eachother, who havetoo muchlride to giveway Will there ever be a new PBA rivalry? to the other. kasr REYNOSO: Ang mgaplayers pag ang field for all teams ngayon, mahaba conhact,relox GO: 1t'shard to bing backthe to eventhe pLaying ndglaro.Duringour time, our dvaky because PBA a the is boomeranged them.Imllementing ldngr at now ActuaLly, dng tradesand draftingworkedto its to\,?ttyis to the team.ldro talagakami. League balanced get ed Dinadiveyung bola,bahalano htng dami nangbagosa buhayngayon disadvantage. Players reshuffl management ra todaywho see fiom teamto team.Thefan baseqets ma injure..tulif dngr sd ?BA.ThepLayers binobaydd sa amin. nila me might say,"Ang liit langpaLa dividedaswell. na ni l\toy Co."Ang tatangkad kasi UIGHIGO: llorami na rin kasi CHUAi I don'twant to saythat it's a po pinagkakaab Ang hahaba ng shofis. ni1a. ngayong alahanang tao, pag Natatawa langako ngayon na long. unlike beforebasketbaLL But naaalala itsuranaminnaan. ka nariyanpa rin ndmanang fals ng we alpreciatethe But lm not ashamed, were basketbalL, stiLL they gal]\e,may ivaky man a wala. sexytnen. ARGILLA: EALAr A Lothaschanged. The PBAs attempt skiLlleveL, instance.Players now for

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A "My reLationship with my girl is a blessing. Butjust like all blessinqs, we tend to takethem for gnnted." (2) go B 'At serious relationships throughtrials.If we get throuqhthis, our bondwill become stronger"(1) C "Whenyoule in an exclusive you relationship, get usedto alL the things that nade you fall for eachotherin the first pLace that they become mundane. you find So yourself for Looking something ( 1) extraordinary eLsewhere." D 'A loyalmanis not a reaL man." C2)

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O4 What was the frrst thing she did when she caught you?
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O9 Did you have any rules on infidelitv when vou began your-relatioiship?
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lO At what Doint did vou Iear being iaught by-your ladylove?

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through.But I'm herean!,time you needme."(1) B "Let'stake a breakfrom realize eachother Maybe we'Ll how muchwe needor don't needeachotherwhenwe're (0) apart." C "Malayko sa 'yo." (-2) D "Please forqive 1'llnever it me. do again. Let'sbe happyagain."(2)

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23 How do you kiss and rnake-up alter your LQs?

25 So' do all mean cheat?

A Yes. humannature.(-2) Itt just fatl victin to things B No. Some A we kiss and makeout. ( 1) beyondtheir controllike temptatron, ( B I take her shopping. 2) atcohoL, (1) etcwhenwe C we just stopbickering are C No. Some just unhappyin their realize that we'refighting oversome- retationships. (0) thing trivial. (1) (2) D No.Some just unEatefuLjerk. are D I teLL I'm sorryevenil it's not her my fault. (2) scoRE: :

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