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Online Game Notes

How to Meet Women Online I. Mistakes Most Guys Make Telling their entire life story Showing off too much Seeming desperate and needy Being too generic/not standing out Sending her long messages REMEMBER: This is not a substitute for approaching women in real life

II. Mindset Screening women A complete joke / not taking it seriously Free sites only Playful and funny

III. So many sites to choose from Dating sites Paid, unpaid, niche, new Social networking sites Facebook, *country specific* Forums She loves to do something, you love to do something, so why not do it together Couchsurfing.org IV. FREE VS PAID

Free Some women are on their just for validation Tends to be a younger crowd You might as well do it because its free Top sites: Plenty of Fish, OK Cupid Pay Women are more serious about finding someone More women looking for a relationship Tends to be older crowd Top sites: Match, eHarmony

V. Learn about the competition Set up a fake page See things from her eyes See what kind of message most guys are sending her

VI. Things to watch out for Photoshopped pics Weird angles Only head shots Old pics Get her # if necessary and have her text you a recent pic

VII. Basics Use single instead of divorced Use not looking for intimate encounters

Never check mark looking for a relationship or looking for friends with benefits Keep it short Stand out! Secret: Edit your profile often to stay at the top of the searches

VIII. Pictures No pics with your shirt off or trying to impress (even if you have a nice body) No headshots Main profile pic should be something she has to click on (not a close up) Action shots are the best On stage, traveling, leading a group, with friend (including girls), with cute animals Post on

www.hotornot.com

Use the best photo as your main pic

IX. The Headline (or username) Tall, dark and blah blah blah The guy your mom warned you about I can keegle 180 I want your money Im kind of an a-hole No X! X = strippers, psychos, blondes, cocktail waitresses, etc.

Yo, U wanna make a baby? Lets rob a bank NOTE: Match.com uses 13 character usernames

X. About Me Section Screening Not fond of the bar scene guess Im just seeing if theres anyone out there that breaks the [city you live in] mold. Please do not message me if you are a stripper, cocktail waitress, vergo, gemini, or if youve had plastic surgery I love talkative outgoing women..but that doesnt mean you can call me 50 times a day! No psychos weirdos or stage five clingers! Not taking it seriously I don't feel like typing a long paragraphso here are some emoticons that might describe me: and this is the kind of girl I'm looking for: interpret that as you like. i honestly don't go on this site a lot...but send a message and we can talk about princesses and glitter Playful / funny I want a woman to crap out at least 10 kids in the next 3 yrs so I can start a child work factory like the ones in Beijing. Dont even try to message me if youre just another one of those overly horny perv chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent guys to take back to their sex lair and take advantage of If you think youll have any thoughts of grabbing the knife and letting loose on my littleehhhm I mean big friend when Im sleeping after our first fight.then let me say this: the mental hospital is not the same as my home address.

Funny movie quotes

I know that YOU and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!

XI. Interests List a few real things (2 or 3) playing drums, teaching lectures, travelling to India, astrology, cool guy stuff List a joking thing Riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town Brittney Spears back when she was bald (bald chicks are hot!) Reading the bible written in the ancient Aramaic language (I like a challenge)

XII. First Date (Plenty of Fish) Cocky You would take me out for lobster, then I would do all the things to you that the last guy was too much of a wuss to do Screening Meet for a drink somewhere low key and public. That way if your crazy I can fake an excuse like I have go home and walk my turtle. Hopefully my turtle likes you or youre gone! Role-play: Wed fly to Vegas and get married by the fattest Elvis impersonator we could find (with Minnie Me as the ring bearer of course) then divorce the next day and take half your money

We'd go to party city and buy masks, then steal a car from the parking lot and drive it to BofA. we'd then disable the senior citizen security guard [without killing him because underneath this

tough exterior, i still have a heart] and then proceed to rob everybody blind, and make the old ladies take off their jewelry. We'd go in and out really fast [not a sexual innuendo] before the cops get there. Then wed get a room at a cheap motel in the next city over and throw the money in the air and roll around in it while having crazy sex fueled by the rush of the crimes we just committed...then you would wake up the next morning finding me...and the money nowhere to be found!"

XIII. Editing Your Profile Cut out anything that does not help you attract YOUR type of woman Remove anything that could be misinterpreted in a negative way Trim the fat: what can you say in less words?

XIV. Contacting Women Online Dont worry if she doesnt respond Dont give up Canned Subject: Are you one of those girls Body: who takes forever to do her hair and makeup or does it just look that way? Subject: You look like trouble Body: Reading your profile I think your like an 75% match, not sure if you can handle the other 25% - Subject: I'm gonna be super original.... Body: and say "hi". Don't read too much into that. In fact, I'm just not sure if this is gonna work out anymore. I feel like things are just moving too fast. Its not you its me. Situational Subject: you look like Body: your sitting on a pooper in that pic lol Subject: hair Body: Cool hairare you wearing a wig or is real?

Viewed Me Subject: Huh!? What!? Really!? Body: So you checked me out but didnt msg me huh, what not sexy enough for ya!omg Im so heart brokenIm just gonna to cuddle up on the couch watching reruns of The Hills while eating ice cream out of the carton and painting my toenails pink. No seriously, your probably just shyits ok I wont biteor will I? Subject: you cant just Body: stop by my page without at least saying hi thats minus 2-points! (btw it takes 10 cool points to get my number you have a lot of making up to do)

XV. Follow Up Message Be a challenge What do you have going for yourself other than your looks? You seem pretty normal (surprising) Whats your story (in 30 words or less)? Make it or break it question..X X = favorite band, ninjas or pirates, etc. Wow checking out your page you actually look like you have a good head on your shoulders, which is getting harder to find these days. So whats the catch? - Tell me something cool about you I wouldnt know from reading your profile.

XVI. Getting Her Number Just throw it out there My fingers are getting tired from typing all day and I actually dont want to associate work with emailing you. Give me a ring. 555555-5555 block your # if you want Dont ask You know what, you seem pretty coollets exchange numbers and if youre cool on the phone maybe well hang out.do you text?

Chat first Hey Im not on here muchjust heard about this crazy new fad called facebook. Doubt itll catch on. Whats your fb name? (use facebook chat)

XVII. She Doesnt Write Back "I feel like your ignoring me. this is not the way to maintain a health relationship ;-). I'm gonna have to break up with you. so, I'm gonna need all of my CD's back. and i don't know what we are going to do about "Peanut" (the puppy i bought you for your birthday last year). I've grown attached to the little guy. maybe we can work out some sort of joint custody arrangement. i should have known this was going to happen. i mean you are way to high maintenance for me anyway. i don't know how your last boyfriend put up with it. lol, oh i crack myself up sometimes....haha. anyway, i know you haven't found someone more fun to talk to, so hit me back.

XVIII. Assignments a. Make an online profile if you dont already have one. The best free sites are www.okcupid.com and www.plentyoffish.com. Use the guidelines from the lesson. b. Post 5 8 pictures of yourself on www.hotornot.com. Use the pictures that are rated the highest on your online profile. c. Make a fake female profile to get to know the competition. Use a free dating site to make a fake female profile so you can see what other guys are doing and learn what not to do. d. Send out 5 messages a day using your online profile. e. Approach 1 real woman a day (7 per week).

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