MODULE 8 TELEVISION TRANSCRIPTS

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CONSUMERISM
MAKING YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
Clive Tom Jilly Tom Louise Tom Louise Tom Hows your new car? Its fantastic. A toy for a boy! Louise, you ought to come for a ride in my car. I would be embarrassed if I had a car that was so bad for the environment. Its very fast. I dont care. And its big. Do you know Ive always dreamed of having a car like that. *** This car is a dream. Yes. How did you know? Its every mans dream. They see a car like this and they dream of driving it with a beautiful woman in the passenger seat. You know, most men only dream. They are frightened to drive a car like this. You see, its safer to dream. Yes. You know, few men are brave enough to make their dreams come true. Its a beautiful car, but its ... Turn on the stereo ... It sounds great, doesnt it? Wow! ... Its a beautiful car but its just a bit too expensive. Of course, if I had the money, Id buy it. Lets go for a drive ... just for a few minutes. But I havent got the money. Just for fun. *** Tom, the bank is happy to lend you the money for this new car. Great ... Its beautiful, isnt it? Its going to change my life. Really? Its going to give life meaning. Tom ... Look at it. Its got class. Can I talk to you as a friend rather than as your bank manager? Sure. What the hell are you doing? This is a very expensive car. Do you know what the insurance on that thing will be? Do you know how fast it goes? One hundred and thirty-five miles an hour! And what about petrol? Youre just jealous. You have your Sondeus, but secretly you dream of this car. Greg, you have to be brave to make your dreams come true. ***

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Clive Then what happened? Tom I went to the garage to complain. I thought the car was under guarantee. Clive Didnt you read the small print on the contract? Tom I didnt read it carefully enough. *** Tom Oi! Ive had a lot of trouble with this car. Salesman Shes like a race horse. Tom It doesnt work. Salesman An animal like this needs a lot of attention. Tom Well. I havent the time or the money. Salesman Shes a lovely lady! Tom How much will you give me for it? Salesman I can give you three thousand pounds. Tom But I paid seven thousand for it. Salesman Well, yes, but its not easy to sell a car like this nowadays. People want more practical cars. Tom But you ... Salesman Its the cost of the insurance and the petrol consumption. Tom You said every man dreamed of this car. Salesman Well, yes, every man dreams about it. But only a foolish man would buy it. *** Tom Shes a beautiful car. Marco Ive always dreamed of a car like that. If I had a car like that, Id ... Tom If you bought this car, Marco, you wouldnt have to dream. But have to be a brave man to make your dreams come true. Marco Yes. Tom Lets go for a drive. Marco Id buy it if a could afford it. But I cant. I cant afford it. Tom Come on. Just for fun.

MAKING COMPLAINTS

Street interviews Tamsen The last time I complained about something I was travelling by train, and my train was late, and I complained and the man was horrible. He said, Why are you bothering to complain? The trains are always late. But I still complained. Nigel I think the last time I complained was when I didnt get enough beer in my glass, I asked for some more, and they happily gave me some. Lucy I remember when I bought a dress from a shop and it was of inferior quality, so I took the dress back and I complained, and they gave me the money back straightaway. Gareth I dont think the English complain enough they always accept whats given to them. But I, for example, complained about my car when the mechanic didnt fix it, and I had to take it back.

*** Louisa About six months ago, I went for a meal, and there was a hair in it, so I complained and I got my money back. *** Keith I recently had loads of problems with my video recorder, which kept breaking down, and it even destroyed one of the cassettes I put in it. *** Christopher Two months ago, I bought a pair of boots in Cambridge. I took them home, put them on, but two weeks later, theyd fallen apart, so I took them back to the shop. How to be British Mike Very nice! John No, its not bad, is it? Mike It looks expensive! John Well, we bought it because its Georgian, 18th century. Mike Georgian houses are always expensive, arent they? John Weve always loved Georgian architecture. Its so stylish. Mike but its not cheap, is it? And its in a very expensive part of the town. John Well, my wife wanted to be close to our son and his wife. Mike Very nice ... if you can afford it. John Yes. Mike i dont know how you do it. John The gardens need a little work, but we have a gardener once a week. Mike gardens? A gardener! Well, you know, Ive got a good job, Ive worked hard all my life, and I can only afford a small house at the other end of town. John Thats too bad! Mike I mean this house must have cost ... three hundred and twenty thousand pounds? Or more? John Oh! No! Nothing like that! Good heavens, no! Mike Well, a lot, then. John Well, I wouldnt really like to say. Mike Go on tell me, how much does a house like this cost? Roughly. More or less. These days? John Well. I suppose a house like this, as far as I know, would be about, roughly, in the region of, something like three hundred thousand pounds. More or less. Mike Phew! Youre only interested in money, arent you? News from the past Trevor News, news. Oyez! First the headlines ... Tobacco is smoked in the court of Queen Elizabeth! ... Sir Walter Raleigh plants potatoes in Ireland! ... But our main story is about the tobacco brought back by Sir John Hawkins from the New World. Now over to our health correspondent, Sit Sydney Walsingham. Sir Sydney, how did this tobacco smoking start? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, it seems that the Indians in America started it. then Sir John Hawkins brought some tobacco back from the New

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World and started smoking it in the court of Queen Elizabeth. So, why are so many people starting to smoke tobacco? Well, Trevor, I think its mainly fashion. The fashionable gentlemen started smoking, and now everyone wants to copy them! And, of course, some doctors think smoking is good for you. how would I feel if I smoked some tobacco? Well, Trevor, youd feel sick. But they say that you would get used to it. Fire! This is a problem with smoking. Ordinary people often think youre on fire. Back to you in the studio, Trevor. And now for the rest of the news. Sir Walter Raleigh has always been seen as one of the cleverest people of the Elizabethan age, but today he did something that most people in the court are saying is very stupid. Sir Walter has taken this strange potato plant from the New World and has planted it in Ireland. People say the potato will be a very popular food in Britain! What will he think of next? Thats all the news from me. Goodbye.

From the archive Those who sell, and all who manufacture what is sold, know that American women often have the deciding voice in whatever we come to buy. They offer her the romance, the adventure, of choosing from foods gathered from the four corners of America, and indeed from all the world. All well lighted for selection, placed where she can reach them. Arranged for time saving as sell as money-saving selection, even though she may shop only once a week. Behind all she sees and buys, are suppliers, and suppliers of suppliers. Men and women who know how much the many pennies they save in handling what she buys, before she buys, may mean to her in individual purchases. These are pennies saved that enable her to give the family more for the penny. Looking for low price, she may be wiser than those who think the most is always the cheapest.

DOCUMENTARY
Gary (VO) London at Christmas. At this time of the year, the commercial streets in the city become a paradise for consumers. Sara (VO) According to tradition, it is bad luck to put up Christmas decorations before Christmas Eve. But the streets and the shops in London light up many days before then with millions of coloured lights that remain on until January 6th. Gary (VO) Big department stores known all over the world, such as Libertys, Hanleys, the toy shop, Harrods or Selfridges, spend huge amounts of money in order to have the most beautifully decorated shop windows. Sara (VO) Much more money, however, is spent on presents. Giving presents is a tradition which

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became common in Victorian days. Until then the custom was to give presents to children and servants on New Years Day or on the night of January the fifth. Nowadays presents are exchanged on Christmas Day. But just as important as Christmas shopping are the January sales. In some big department stores, such as Harrods, the first day of the sales has become a true ceremony. On this occasion, the countdown was initiated by James Bond himself, the actor Pierce Brosnan. Thousands of people go to the sales on the first day, hoping to find a bargain. The January sales can be a good opportunity to save some money, but also to spend too much on things we dont really need or that are not very good quality. We asked Mr Cobden, a spokesman for Selfridges, one of the most important department stores in London, if he thinks it is a good idea to buy at the sales. The sale period is a very good time in which to buy products. All the products that we would keep on the shop floor during the sale period would be of first quality. We wont be buying any second-quality products, and they would represent significant savings to any customer who comes into Selfridges. Do you think shops well different-quality products when they have a sale? There are some companies who are buying different products during the sale period. But in my two areas, as throughout the store, we keep exactly the same products on the shop floor during the sale period. Otherwise youre giving two different kinds of stores out to your customers, which can be confusing. For five weeks, until the end of January, all shops cover their shop windows with posters advertising their sales. During the sales, the laws protecting consumers are still valid, although not all the shops respect them. Thats why we asked Mr Cobden if consumers rights are protected. Yes, there are laws have been passed by our Parliament, which protect consumers rights during sale periods and outside of sale periods. Within Selfridges we also have a Customer Care policy, where we will always be looking after customers rights, whether written into law or not. Do you think its necessary to protect consumers rights? I think its very important to protect our customers, and all customers, because not every company thats on the High Street is as honest and as open as the big department stores that we have in London. So I think its critical. With a few exceptions, shopping in London is a real pleasure at any time of the year. Even at the sales, most shops follow one of the golden

rules of commerce, the rule that says that the customer is always right.

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EARTH MATTERS
ECOLOGY AND THE ENVIRONMENT
All Tom Clive Tom Clive Jilly Louise Cheers! The traffic was terrible tonight. Itll be better when theyve built the new road. Arent they planning to build the new road through Highfield Woods? I hope theyre not. Those woods are beautiful. If Councillor Appleby wants the road to go through the woods, then it will. Ive found out some interesting information about Councillor Appleby I went to see him yesterday. *** Our readers are worried about this new road. They want to know why it is going through an area of Special Scientific Interest. The road has to go somewhere. Many of our readers say there would be no new road. You are very nave, Miss Case. i had hoped that the editor of The Echo would send a more experienced reporter. Someone who understands the importance of local industry. You know, Mr Appleby, your brother interests me greatly. My brother? Yes. I understand, Mr Appleby, that your brother has recently bought some land near Wentworth Road. Yes? That land is on route B. I dont know anything about that. So, if route B goes ahead, your brother will make a lot of money. Miss Case, please sit down. If the new road goes through Highfield Woods, my readers will be very interested in your brothers land. Miss Case ... Thank you for your time, Councillor Appleby. Miss Case ... *** Thats fantastic! Well done, Louise. Louise, youve saved Highfield Woods. Youve probably saved a lot of wildlife as well. I was really happy when I came out of Councillor Applebys office. But then the most awful thing happened ... *** Yes! Yes! Yes! ... Oh, my God! ... Im sorry. Youre not supposed to park on the pavement. I know. I cant push the baby through here. I have to go on the road. Your car shouldnt be parked here. Im sorry.

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You dont care, do you? Yes, I do. No, you dont. Im sorry. I was in a hurry. Thats the problem. Everyone is in a hurry. I had a very important meeting. Oh, Im sure it was very important. I had to push my baby in the road. We were nearly killed. Parking on the pavement shouldnt be allowed. Im really sorry. And my baby has asthma. I think he has asthma because of car exhaust fumes. Im really, really, really sorry. I am. I am so sorry. Something has to be done about the traffic in this town. Im going to write a letter to The Echo. Really? That woman ... Louise Case ... she understands. Case against the Car. She knows what shes talking about. Shes the best writer on that paper. Louise Case? You should read what she says. Shes an excellent journalist. If you read what shed said about global warming, you wouldnt drive a car. *** It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I felt awful. You had to park somewhere. Im sure she knew who I was. Come on, Louise, youre not that famous.

Nigel When Im at home i Yorkshire, I help by restoring a local steam railway and planting trees alongside the track.. News from the past Trevor News, news! First the headlines ... In one year, over 30, 000 people die in London from the plague ... And the first coaches are seen on the streets of London! ... But the main story of the century is the terrible plague. Over to our health correspondent, Sir Sydney Walsingham. Sir Sydney, does anyone have any idea what causes this plague? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, doctors dont agree. Some doctors are saying were being punished by God, others are saying its all in the stars. And one or two doctors say that the plague might be carried by the common flea. Trevor The flea? But the flea is so small. Sir Sydney Thats right, Trevor. You see, fleas live on rats. And the rats eat the dead bodies of the asnimals and humans that are left in the streets. They say that is where the plague comes from. So, its back to you in the studio, Trevor. Trevor And now for the rest of the news. The first coaches from Holland have arrived in London. Everybody wants one. Although theyre very uncomfortable, they keep the rain out. The new coaches, which are pulled by one, two or four horses, are already causing traffic problems in the city. Sir Walter said it took him over two hours to get to the Tower, and Queen Elizabeth herself has said that something needs to be done about the traffic problem soon. Thats all from Thats English! news. Goodbye. How to be British Mike Isnt it terrible? John What is? Mike The eight-lane motorway at the bottom of your garden! John Yes, Im afraid that it is quite a busy road, isnt it? Mike It certainly is. You have to shout because of the noise. John Im sorry? Mike I said you have to shout. John Yes. Mike There used to be such a wonderful view from your house. John Yes, it is a bit of a shame that a few trees were cut down. Mike A few trees! You used to have the most beautiful forest at the end of your garden! John Yes, it was rather nice, wasnt it? Mike It was full of wildlife. John Well, there were one or two wild animals in the trees. Mike And you had those birds, you know, the ones with the green and red feathers ... John Ah, yes. Woodpeckers. Mike Yes. Are you still President of the Conservation Society? John Yes. Wildlife interests me quite a lot, you know.

RECYCLING

Street interviews Mrs Simpson Well, I recycle everything that I can, such as newspapers and bottles, batteries too. Christopher At home, we recycle all our newspapers, and all glass that we have, bottles, etc., we take to the bottle bank nearby. Mrs Cornish We collect newspapers, tins and bottles for recycling. Gareth I live with three people, and we save newspapers and take them back to be recycled and we also save tin cans and plastic bottles to recycle as well. Louisa I drink a lot of canned drinks. I tend to put them in bins for recycling. Tamsen I ... I dont drive, so I suppose thats good for the environment. I always take the bus or go by train or bicycle. I think thats my main contribution to helping the environment. Lucy Well, I never throw litter and I collect glass bottles when I use them, um and deposit them in bottle banks, but apart from that theres not really very much I do. Sean To protect the environment, I use unleaded petrol in my car and I sometimes recycle old newspapers, but I probably dont do enough.

Mike And youre a Director of the National Wildlife Association? John Yes. Ah, well. Never mind, eh? It cant be helped. The motorway had to go somewhere. From the archive Presenter Its methods are often controversial, but what is undeniable is that, as a pressure group, Greenpeace is often highly successful. In terms both of its campaigning and its publicity machine. On other issues, Greenpeace has stopped nuclear waste dumps, delayed missile firings and highlighted the issue of whaling. Supporters and sceptics do agree on one thing, in a quarter of a century of campaigning, Greenpeace has been a major player in forcing the environment firmly onto the international agenda ... Jonathan Monroe, ITN, in the Bay of Biscay. Voiceover In Red Square, some of the biggest names in rock spoke up for Greenpeace. Annie Lennox Its an absolute vital message and if people dont get the message, I dont know whats going to happen in the next ten, twenty years or so. I mean Russia in particular has tremendous, tremendous problems, ecologically like every other, every other country. Man The Chernobyl disaster was responsible for a big change in attitude in Russia, and I think ... I know its a terrible thing, but I think thats in a way why Greenpeace is being allowed in. Chrissie Hynde Theyre in a hell of a state here, theyve got, got a lot of problems like, like the rest of the world. Man People do talk very much about industrial problems um, air pollution, water pollution, agricultural uh, overuse of pesticides and fertilizers, but we really have an awful lot to learn here.

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DOCUMENTARY
Gary (VO) In the last decades, mankind seems to have started a race towards it own destruction. In the name of progress, trees are have been cut down, air-polluting factories have been built, thousands of tons of waste of all kinds have been produced, and sea-life has been destroyed. But fortunately, in the last few years many organizations have been set up, willing to work for a world in harmony with nature. One of them is Greenpeace. Sara (VO) These are the Greenpeace offices in London. The Department of International Communications is also based here. They make sure that information on all the Ms Blair Paleace

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campaigns organized by Greenpeace reaches newspapers and television stations in the whole world. We asked Ms Blair Paleace, one of the people in charge of this department, to explain to us what exactly Greenpeace is. Greenpeace is an international environmental organization. We are based in thirty countries and we were founded in 1971. We use direct action or protest tactics to raise the level of awareness about environmental issues and to bring about positive environmental change. What are your main objectives? Greenpeace works on a number of different campaign areas, as we call them. That includes toxics, toxic waste, the trade in toxic materials. Nuclear issues, both power and weapons. Biodiversity, which involves everything from forests to fisheries and the marine environment. And finally, energy and atmosphere issues. That includes climate change and ozone depletion. Greenpeace was set up in 1971, to campaign against the nuclear tests that the USA were carrying out in the north of Alaska. A small group of people decided to go to the testing area on a ship which they named Greenpeace. The name summed up the groups philosophy: We want peace, and we want it to be green. That was their first action, which has been followed by many others. At present, Greenpeace has branches in over thirty countries in five continents, with more than five million members. Through peaceful but often very dramatic campaigns, they have managed to change the attitude of many people towards the environment. And whats more important, in all these years many national governments and private companies have come to accept their proposals. Well, I think governments around the world have begun to recognise that environmental problems are a concern for everyone and that they must be addressed on the same level as many of the other problems facing the world. Thats a positive step forward, but making the changes necessary is often very difficult and very political. So not only must there be recognition, but there must also be the ability and the will to make the changes necessary. What has been Greenpeaces contribution to this change in peoples attitudes?

Ms Blair Paleace Well, Id say wed like to think weve raised awareness globally about environmental issues, in particular in areas where environmental issues like whaling, nuclear waste dumping at sea, French nuclear testing in the SouthPacific islands. These issues that people might not otherwise see if Greenpeace had not turned its attention to those issues and raised awareness about them by protesting the environmental problems we see going on in those places. Sara (VO) All the work of these last years hasnt been in vain. In the United Kingdom, as in most industrialized countries, the green movement has become more influential. Gary (VO) But we need something more than big campaigns to preserve the world we live in. Everybodys help is needed. Thats why we asked what we can do to help solve the problems affecting the environment. Ms Blair Paleace Well, I think the most important thing that people can do to help the environment is to be aware of environmental impacts in their day-to-day life, to contribute where they can to bringing about change, whether that be using less energy, or consuming less, whether it be goods or using less toxic materials, for instance. And then really recognising the role that we all play in the bigger environmental world. Sara (VO) Today more than ever, the preservation of the environment is everybodys responsibility. We mustnt forget that, if we destroy nature, we are destroying ourselves.

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MANY PEOPLE, MANY BACKGROUNDS

A MULTIRACIAL SOCIETY
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Tom Lasagna and French fries! What has happened to the traditional English pub meal? Clive Were Europeans now, Tom. Tom I dont care if we are Europeans! Im going to fight to save the traditional English pub! Jilly Thats interesting. I had a girl in the office who wanted to do some articles on ethnic food ... Jilly Recently Ive been interviewing for trainee journalists .... *** Alex Hello. Are you Jilly Partridge? Jilly Yes? Alex Im Alex. Ive come about the job as trainee journalist. Jilly Youre Alex Peterson? I was expecting a man. Alex And you werent expecting a black person. Jilly Well, to be honest, weve never had a black person working at The Echo.

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What about Joe? Whos Joe? Hes worked in the print room for fifteen years. Oh, yes. I dont go in the print room much. You should meet him. Hes a lovely man. Really? Yeah, hes my dad. Oh! ... Lets talk in my office ... So, Alex, tell me. Why do you want the job? There are tens of thousands of people living in this area who are black or Asian. And most of them dont buy The Echo because it is racist. I want to change that. Racist! What do you mean? It discriminates against black people. No, it doesnt. I have talked to a lot of people in the black community, and they say that your newspaper isnt interested in black events or stories. Black people are in the headlines sometimes. Yes, youre right. Todays main story is about a black man. The one who robbed the bank bad news! Most stories in the newspaper are bad news. I think The Echo would sell more newspapers if it were interested in multicultural events. Dont you? *** The problem is eighty or ninety per cent of our readership is Anglo Saxon. Well, I think we should change that make The Echo more multiracial. Some of our advertisers arent going to like it. Really? Well, perhaps we should lose some of those advertisers. Well get some new ones. Anyway, the girl had some good ideas. *** ... and of course, a lot of young white readers will be interested in ethnic music and dance. Its not just black people that like reggae. Young people appreciate a multicultural society much more than older people. We were brought up in a multicultural society. The Echo is a traditional newspaper. I have never seen a West Indian or an Asian recipe in the paper. I think some of your readers would like to try some of these recipes you know, curries, fish creole ... Its a good idea. Were doing a new cookery series next month. But Im not just interested in writing stories about black people. Ive got lots of other ideas. Here are some articles I wrote for a students magazine ... This was just a funny story about the worst pub food in the world. *** Shes starting work on Monday,. Shes going to work as my assistant. Oh, great. Im really pleased. Im sure the paper will benefit. I dont think it matters if shes black, white, green or blue. But I want to know something that is

important! Jilly What? Tom Will she buy the drinks on Friday night?

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LIVING TOGETHER

You dont like talking about politics, do you? Who, me? Yes, you. Um, I dont mind ... goodness me. Is that the time? I must be going.

Street interviews Keith Racism is a problem in Great Britain today, but I hope that in the future things are going to get better. I think that children are growing up together much more in mixed schools today, and thats going to help a lot. Christopher Yes, I do think there is a large problem with racism in Britain, and its certainly something that needs dealing with in the near future. Derek I dont think racism is as much of a problem as it used to be, say in the 1960s, when my parents first came, emigrated to England. I think now the problems lessened. Mrs Simpson I think racism is more of a problem now than it was. It is um, it is not so bad as in many, many other countries, but it is, it is there, yes. Nigel I think racism exists in this country, but Im not sure how to deal with it. *** Dennis Racism I think, this is terribly difficult. Its got to be education, for a start. If you are ignorant youre going to be prejudiced and it must be, it must start early in schools. Vicki To fight racism, I think we should have a black prime minister. Lucy I think racism is a problem all over the world and I think what we have to do is be conscious of it, and make sure that we as individuals are not racist. Sean I think the first thing you have to ask yourself is, Are you racist? And if you are, then find ways to fight the racism in yourself. Louisa Be open minded. How to be British Mike Do you think there are too many foreign people in Britain? John I dont know how many foreign people there are in Britain. And I dont care. Mike There are a lot. And there are going to be more. I mean, would you shut the door? John Well, its politics. It doesnt really matter to me. Mike Oh, Im glad. John Another drink? Mike No, thanks. Im fine. Well, what are the Conservative Partys views on immigration? John Are you sure you wont have a drink? Mike No, Im fine. Well, what about the Labour Party? John The Labour Party ... Mike Yes. Are you going to vote for them? John Er ... Am I going to vote for the Labour Party? Thats rather a difficult question.

News from the past Trevor News, news. News! First, the headlines ... An Indian woman from the New World meets Queen Elizabeth! .... Tourists from all over Europe come to visit London! ... But first, the main story. Pocahontas, the young daughter of a Red Indian chief, met our gracious Queen Elizabeth today. Over to our court correspondent, Sir Sydney Walsingham. Sir Sydney, why has Pocahontas come to England! Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, three years ago the English explorer, John Rolfe, met Pocahontas. He told her, Were going to get married and visit England. Trevor Were people shocked at this mixed marriage? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, Pocahontas father did not want her to marry. Pocahontas said, I dont care if Johns skin is white, we love each other very much. Trevor And what did Queen Elizabeth think of her? Sir Sydney Her Majesty was amused, so everyone at court is talking about the new Red Indian look. Trevor Do you think were going to see many more interracial marriages in this country? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, I dont think so. This is an exception. Trevor Thank you, Sir Sydney. Now for todays other story. The Welsh, the Cornish, the Scots and the Irish dont like the English. They say they dont want to be part of a multiracial Britain, but Queen Elizabeth says that the Irish problem will soon be solved. And finally, more tourists than in any other century are visiting London. And one of the main attractions is London Bridge. And the Tower of London is especially popular with tourists. Thats all from Thats English! news. Goodnight. From the archive Voiceover Idio Dunton was offered a job as an accountant by a London based firm, but just before he was due to start, he got a call which he recorded, telling him the offer had been withdrawn after intervention from the companys Managing Director. Message To cut a long story short, he effectively said that if it was you, um yeah, he was going to make life very difficult, um, and I thought you were the ideal bloke for the job, you know, I was really looking forward to working with you. The company denies discrimination but paid him 11,000 in compensation. Mr Dunton I dont believe that the colour of your skin should debar you for making any sort of

progress. At the end of the day, its what you have up here, not what people can see on the outside. Voiceover The Commission for Racial Equality says such discrimination is still rife, with many companies failing to ensure equality. Presenter Todays report shows that despite numerous statements of good intent, many of Britains leading employers are continuing to discriminate on racial grounds, leaving members of ethnic minorities twice as likely to be unemployed as their white counterparts ... Jennifer Nadel, ITN, at the Commission for Racial Equality.

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Gary (VO) A walk around London is enough to realise that Britain today is a multiracial society. Sara (VO) Four per cent of the population of the United Kingdom are not of Anglo-Saxon origin, although nearly half of them were born in Britain. Gary (VO) But many of those new British citizens may have had problems to integrate into British society. Lets find out. Gary (VO) This is an area where many people of Caribbean origin live. And this is Mr Lashleys home. Sara (VO) Errol Lashley arrived in Britain, from Barbados, in 1956. In Britain he got married and raised a family. From what we could see, his is also a multiracial family. Gary (VO) We wanted to know what kind of problems an immigrants family has integrating into British culture. Sara (VO) So we asked Mr Lashley if he felt different from an ordinary British person of the same social or economic status. Errol Lashley I do not feel any different. I came here at a young age and Ive adjusted myself to the culture of the British people. And so far I dont feel any way different. Gary (VO) Do you feel discriminated in any way? Errol Lashley No, not now. In the early days, I would say I feel a little bit discriminated. But after going through the process of life here I think Ive overcome that and I do not allow it to get to me, create any problems Gary (VO) To find out more about discrimination, we chose a representative of the Indian community. Shes lived in Great Britain since 1972 and works as a translator. Have you ever felt any kind of discrimination? Answer When I first came to this country, I did feel it. I went for a job interview and I was asked there whether in our country we had English typewriters or in Hindi typewriters. But they did not know how well cultured our country was. Another thing, if you are travelling on the tubes they dont want to sit next to you.

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Thats where I experienced it in the beginning. But now they have accepted us and I think its beginning to change. Do you think you have the same opportunities as an Anglo-Saxon person? No, I dont think that at all. If I was to apply for a job and an English person was to apply for the job Im sure I would be definitely discriminated against. It looks like China, but were still in the centre of London. We came to Chinatown to find our what problems the Chinese community has. My name is David Tan, my surname is T-AN, Tan, and Im the Chinese Community Liaison Officer for Westminster City Council. I work for the people in the city, and I help them in every respect of their lives. It can be to do with schools, it can be to do with their businesses, with the planning matters, and all that you can see in Chinatown itself proper. I assist families in interpreting and translation in schools. In your opinion, why is the Chinese community so closed? As far as the older generation is concerned, the nature of their work makes them feel that they have to be part of their community, because ... the way they work .... by the time they finish, most of other businesses are shut. So, consequently, they go to their own clubs and they have their own meetings. And that is why they have to keep close together. Also for help and guidance and especially the older generation has difficulties with the language problem. But in spite of all the problems mentioned, it is clear that these new British citizens, with their varied cultural backgrounds, are enriching the social and cultural life of the United Kingdom.

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WE CAME TO AMERICA
THE AMERICAN MELTING POT
Cheers! To the weekend! To the weekend! It has to be better than last weekend. Why, what happened last weekend? My American cousin and her boyfriend had invited themselves to stay. From the moment they arrived, it was a disaster. *** Are you American, Eric? Well, hes a mix of different ethnic American groups ... Isnt he cute? Maria ... You know, Eric is English, Dutch, German, African and Irish. Isnt that right, Eric?

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Eric Thats about it. Oh, theres French as well Maria But his racial groups are white, black and Cherokee. Thats why hes so beautiful. Eric Honey, do you have to talk like that? Maria And his religious groups are Catholic and at least five types of Protestant ... Eric .... and some of my cousins are Jewish. Maria Oh, yes, and he has some Jewish cousins. Eric I just said that, honey. Maria And one of his cousins has married a Puerto Rican. But we werent invited to the wedding, were we, honey? Eric No. Marco Would you like an olive or lemon in your Martini? Maria Wed love an olive, wouldnt we, honey? Eric Yeah, an olive will be fine. Maria Isnt he cute? Can you see the Cherokee bone structure? Marco Yeah. Maria You look at his face carefully. Cherokee blood. Theres ancient wisdom there ... somewhere. Isnt that right, honey? Eric Sure. Maria You know, Erics first ancestor to go to the New World was Dutch ... *** Marco It was a big mistake to ask him if he was American. She didnt stop talking. And he hardly said a world. Louise I didnt think that Americans were shy. Marco Well, he was shy, so she thought she had to talk even more. An hour later, she was still telling me about the Jewish cousins. *** Marco So, Eric, how is your trip going? Eric Englands nice. Maria Well, its a really nice place to visit, but it seems slow. After New York, anywhere seems slow, doesnt it, honey? Eric Yeah. Maria Marco, you must come and visit us in New York. You would love it. Its just like being in Italy. Marco Yes. Ill have to visit you one day. Maria You dont have to sleep at night. there is always something happening in New York. Isnt there, honey? Eric Yeah. Maria Yeah, and Eric always says the food in New York is the best. There are so many different foods. You just have to come and see for yourself. Eric Yeah. Maria Its the most multicultural city in the world. In New York, you have got the Chinese in Chinatown, the Italians in Little Italy ... then youve got the Latin American in the Barrio ... Marco But do all those different cultures complement each other? Maria What do you mean? Marco With a good soup, all the ingredients have to blend together. You mustnt have olive oil on the bottom, then the onions, then the tomatoes and then garlic on top. Its not good that way. The soup tastes terrible!

Maria It sure does! Marco They call America the melting pot, but as long as people live in ghettos, there will always be problems. Maria Hey, Marco. What do you think of Eric? Isnt he wonderful? Dont you just love him! Marco Yeah, hes a great guy. Maria What do you think? Should Eric and I get married? Marco Well ... Maria No, come on tell me the truth. Marco The truth. Some people prefer an olive in a Martini cocktail, but I prefer lemon. Lemon complements the Martini perfectly. I love lemon. Lemon with chicken can be wonderful. Lemon is beautiful, but you mustnt put lemon juice in this soup it will taste terrible. Maria What are you saying? Marco Im saying some people are suited to each other and ... Maria Eric and I? Marco Maria, do you love him? Maria Hes a really nice man. Marco Yes, but do you love him? Maria I know he doesnt talk much, but hes very intelligent. Marco Yes, but do you love him? Maria You have to admit hes handsome. Marco Sure, hes handsome, but Maria, tell me. Do you love him? Maria When we first met, I thought I was in love with him, but ... Im not sure any more. *** Jilly Sounds like a difficult weekend. Marco Yes, Eric and Maria both knew in their hearts that their relationship had finished. Jilly Thats sad. Marco No, it was OK: On Sunday night, we had a few Martinis, and they agreed to be friends. Jilly So, are you doing any marriage guidance counselling this weekend?

AMERICA THROUGH BRITISH EYES

How to be British John Hi. Mike Hello. John How are you doing? Mike Im fine, thank you. John My names Jack. Mike Im Mr Jones. John Hey, thats a really great shirt youre wearing. Mike Thank you. John Did your wife choose it for you? Mike No. John Maybe youre not married, eh? Mike No, Im not. John My wife chooses all my clothes. What do you think of them? Mike Well ... John Bad taste, uh? Mike Um ... Excuse me, I have to go.

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But I love her anyway. Shes great. I must be going. You know, she left me last year. I miss her so much. Oh, no, you mustnt cry. Not in the street. I love her so much. For Gods sake, man. You have to pull yourself together! John Do you know why she left me? She said I never expressed my emotions.

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Street interviews Sean Id love to live in America, Id like to live in New York particularly, I think its a very exciting city. Gareth I would like to live in America, I like it because its so different from England. Ive been to stay wit some friends in New York and I liked it very much. Nigel I think Id like to live in America for a while, but not permanently. Christopher I think I would like to live in America, there are so many interesting people and so many interesting things to see. Louisa I would like to live in America for their icecream, and their food is incredible. I also wouldnt like to live there because Id miss the English pub culture. *** Tamsen No, I wouldnt like to live in America, its too noisy over there. But Canada, I could live in Canada it seems very nice on the television. Mrs Simpson No, I wouldnt like to live in America. I would love to visit it, um, but I think the pace of life, the, the difference, the different way they, they go about doing things. No, I wouldnt like to actually live there. Mrs Cornish No, we, we dont like their way of living actually. Mr Cornish Too fast, I think. Vicki I would not like to live in America because of the violence Ive heard about. Julia No, I wouldnt like to live in America. Id like to visit it, but Id like to stay living in England where theres more history and my family are here. News from the past Trevor News, news. News! First, the headlines ... Fierce fighting continues in America ... Spanish, English, Dutch and French try to settle in America! ... And are the Red Indians really Indians? But first, the main story. There were reports of more fighting on the east coast of America between the Red Indians and the British colonists. Over to our foreign correspondent, Sir Sydney Walsingham. Sir Sydney, what exactly is the problem in America? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, when Sir Walter Raleigh arrived here, everyone thought that the native Indians

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were very gentle, loving and kind. And the Indians thought that the strangers were gods. Sir Sydney, you mustnt wave that flag. In the last few years, several boats full of English people have arrived her. The settlers wanted to buy up As much land as possible. Unfortunately, the native Americans are saying the land is not for sale. They say the land shouldnt belong to anyone. And it certainly shouldnt belong to the English. So what is going to happen? Well, Trevor, the gentle Indian has become very angry. So back to you, Trevor, in the studio. I hope you dont have to stay there too long. And now for the other main stories. Its not just the English who are trying to exploit America. The Spanish are finding gold in central America, and the French and the Dutch are exploring North America. And finally, a report out today says that America may not be the same place as India. That would mean, of course, that the Indians in America arent Indians at all. Its very confusing. Thats all from Thats English! news. Goodbye.

From the archive On the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty are carved the words: Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. A sweeping invitation that, inspired by immigrants and addressed to immigrants, and speaking today more directly than ever to the refugee. For hundreds of years, US immigration officers have painlessly shown the way to those who knocked at freedoms door. But to a newcomer of Laings experience, all officialdom is fearsome. Can some oversight, some flaw, halt him now? What is the officer thinking? Am I suspected? These are slow, marching moments, leaden with old fear, anxiety is chronic with him. He must brace himself, so that the signing hand doesnt shake. And then, through the burrs and blur of longing of hope and fear, he hears the officer saying that everything is in order, all is as it should be. Yes, hes welcome here. Welcome, Johan Laing. Welcome to America.

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Sara (VO) New York is said to be the capital of the world. Its a place where practically all races and religions are present. a third of the population of New York City have been born somewhere else. Gary (VO) We decided to carry out a street survey. We asked a few people in the street where they came from. These were their answers. Question Where do you come from? Answers From Israel. I was born in Korea. Where do I come from? From South America, Ecuador. I come from India. I was born in Warsaw, Poland. I come from Indonesia. Colombia. South America. I was born in South Korea.

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Im from Bangladesh. I was born right here, Manhattan. As you could see and hear, the diversity of accents and cultures is the rule in New York. Walking around the streets of this city is like going on a quick tour around the world. The Big Apple is, in fact, a collection of smaller neighbourhoods where their inhabitants keep a great part of the culture and lifestyle of their countries of origin. One of the most typical ethnic neighbourhoods in Manhattan is Little Italy. Nowadays, it is just a few streets, but they have kept the characteristic atmosphere of the Italian way of life. Many streets in the old Italian quarter have been absorbed by Chinatown. This little oriental city, where even the telephone booths look like pagodas, lies right in the centre of Manhattan. In the local shops you can buy the same produce as in Beijing, and its inhabitants keep a great part of their customs and their culture. Not far from Chinatown you can find some of the most orthodox Jews in the world. The Jewish community in New York has always been very influential, and has kept their language and their religious traditions fervently. Hispanics occupy an important place in the Big Apple too. Everywhere in New York you can hear that strange mixture of English and Spanish called Spanglish. Hispanics are the fastest-growing ethnic minority in New York City. Puerto Ricans are the largest group, but there are also a great number of Dominicans, Cubans and Colombians. Harlem was planned as a district for the rich. The project, however, failed and it was the black immigrants arriving in New York who finally settled here. Today Harlem is the most important black neighbourhood in New York. Most of the people living in it are black. New York seems to keep a difficult balance of races and cultures. Thats why we asked Frank Vardy if there are racial conflicts in this city. If theres a key to New York and racism, its basically that New York is a tolerant city. Toleration is where New York is at. Its always been that wa. In fact, although there are racial animosities and religious animosities across the world, when the immigrants from those countries come to New York, those animosities are non-existent for the great part. In fact, if every they break out its front-page news, because they just dont occur in New York. Mr Vardy is a demographer in New York

City Hall. He knows the problems created by the mixture of cultures very well, and he knows how that affects the citys way of life. Frank Vardy The difference between New York and other towns is that New York has always had this influx from the rest of the world. Its the amalgam of all of these particular flavours that make the New York experience. Because they never quite melt. Theres always enough of them showing through, whether its food or its fashion, whether its language or its art, its culture, its theatre. They always have the flavour from other parts of the world, and New Yorkers accept this willingly and are always ready to take advantage of something good thats come from some place else. Sara (VO) This is New York. The city of the thousand cultures, where no one feels a foreigner.

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THE GREAT DIVIDE

RICH AND POOR

Tom Yeah, this is Tom Sykes. Could I speak to Ms Niesson, please ... Yes its Sykes ... S-Y-K-ES. Its regarding the shares in ... All Cheers! Louise Whats Tom doing? Clive Hes got some financial information about a company. He thinks hes going to make lots of money. Jilly Do you know, I saw this homeless girl this morning. She asked me for money. Marco Well, thats not unusual these days. Jilly No, but when I first saw her, I thought I knew her ... *** Juliet Have you got any change? Just a few pennies? ... Have you got any change? Jilly No. Juliet Im hungry. Jilly Im sorry. Shop owner Good morning, madam. Jilly I am interested in the green coat in the window. Shop owner Would you like to try it on, madam? Jilly Thank you. Shop owner Isnt it awful? Jilly Sorry? Shop owner All those homeless people in the street. they should do something about it. Jilly Yes, there are more and more of them. Shop owner I didnt mind it when there were just one or two, but ... ah, I think this should fit you perfectly. Jilly Something ought to be done about the homeless. Shop owner Yes, as far as Im concerned, the police should move them. Jilly Where to?

Shop owner I dont care. They ought to be moved to somewhere where we dont have to look at them. Jilly Im sure they dont want to be homeless. No one wants to sleep on the streets. Shop owner No? if shed wanted to, she could have got a job. But she prefers to sit around all day ... Its a very good fit on the shoulders, madam. Have a look in the mirror. Jilly Yes. How much is it? Shop owner Two hundred and thirty pounds. *** Jilly Do you know, I would have bought the coat if that homeless girl hadnt been there. I was really worried about her. Clive Yes. I always think one day it could be my children on the street. Jilly I thought I knew the girl. And then I remembered ... *** Shop owner It really suits you, madam. Jilly Its too expensive. Shop owner Thats why I hate the homeless. They look at my customers with such sad, pathetic faces. They make my customers feel too guilty to buy a nice coat. Jilly Maybe youre right. Thank you for showing me the coat. Goodbye ... Do you remember I wrote a story for The Echo about you? Juliet No. Jilly Three years ago, you were the youngest woman working in the stock market. Juliet Yeah ... So? Jilly Look, if you tell me what happened, Ill give you some money. Juliet Yeah? All right then. Well, I mean, to start with, everything I did was right. Whatever I touched turned to gold ... Jilly I remember. Juliet My bosses gave me more and more responsibility. I could speculate with millions of pounds each day. Things started to go wrong when you wrote your article in The Echo. Jilly Me? Why? Juliet You called the story The Golden Girl! It was a joke, but I started to believe it. And then my luck changed. I started losing millions of pounds. And then I lost my job. Jilly But Im sure a bright girl like you could find another job. Juliet No other company in the City wanted me. I owed a lot of money. When my boyfriend left me, I lost hope. *** Jilly She lost her confidence and started to feel sorry for herself. Clive Its tragic. Jilly You know, if I hadnt interviewed her, she wouldnt have lost her job. Clive Nonsense! Its not your fault ... Who were you

talking to? Tom My stockbroker. Clive And? Tom She said my shares are going to go up and up. That phone call should make me a few thousand pounds. All Great! Tom You parasites!

HOMELESSNESS

Street interviews Tamsen I come from Brighton where homelessness is a big problem, so because Ive worked with the homeless, I always try to give them money whenever I can. Mrs Simpson There is homelessness in, in St Albans, but not a lot of it, and there are two or three wonderful organisations who help these people and provide lodgings for them, um, and its not so bad as in London. Mrs Cornish It seems to be a problem, we havent seen it, but, um its recorded as such so it must be. Keith Theres a big problem in London at the moment with homeless people, there are lots of people sleeping on the streets and I think its the Governments fault. The Government dont care. But there is a newspaper in Britain called The Big Issue which homeless people sell to earn themselves some money. I think its a very good idea. *** Julia I think The Big Issues a really good idea. It gives the homeless a chance to get some money, and Ive bought it several times when its been offered to me. Christopher The Big issue is a very good idea. It helps the homeless get off the streets and back into society. By doing something for themselves, they get an awful lot of pleasure from it Im sure. Nigel I think The Big Issue is a good idea, but people possibly think that by buying it, itll solve homelessness and thats not necessarily true. *** Louisa In terms of whos to blame, I think partially the Government, um maybe their background, I dont understand, a lot of homeless people tend to, um, run away from home for one reason or another. Gareth Homelessness is a big problem in England. I work in a centre where homeless people can come for tea and coffee and food. I think its a problem because so many mental hospitals have been closed as a result of Government cuts in funding, so, until the Government changes its policy, I think itll be a problem. Lucy With regards to who is to blame for the homeless, thats such a huge question, I mean, partly, partly, the government, partly

the individuals themselves, but I mean its not a problem thats going to go away very quickly. From the archive Presenter Early evening in South London. Young homeless wait to be let into a night shelter in a converted pub. Its this or sleeping on the streets, shivering in West End doorways. If you are sleeping rough or staying in temporary hostels, you cant register with a doctor, and a new survey released to Channel 4 News, shows that homeless people have far great health problems than the rest of the population. At first glance, this looks like an ordinary doctors surgery, but the big difference is that all the patients here are homeless. In fact, the doctor, a Roman Catholic nun, set it up specifically to catch a group of people whod fallen through societys most basic safety net. Nun Oh, I think Im jack of all trades here. I think in the work I do here, we have to go beyond the ordinary boundaries of medicine, um, to be mother, nurse, theres all sorts of things like that, and my staff as well. Sometimes we just listen. My patients are people who are homeless from the streets, people who live in bed and breakfast hotels, people in hostels, living in squats, staying with friends, just sleeping on the floor. I think in the majority of cases it is not the persons fault they are in this position of being homeless, and I think a lot of the services are inadequate. The biggest increase has been in the roofless homeless, those who are literally without any home at all, thats 20% and three years ago it was only 6%. News from the past Trevor News, news. First, the headlines ... Ordinary metal may be turned into gold! ... Homelessness on the streets of London! ... It is now legal to charge interest. But first, tonights main story. Alchemists in the City of London have been trying to turn ordinary metal into gold. Over to our economics correspondent, Sir Sydney Walsingham. Whats the story, Sir Sydney? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, some very clever young men here in the City of London are going to turn ordinary metal into gold. Trevor When? Sir Sydney Any minute now. Trevor Are you sure? The alchemists have been promising to turn metal into gold for he last hundred years. Sir Sydney I hear that they will make gold very soon. In fact, Ive just given Dr Goodfellow some money to help him finish his experiments! Trevor There have been reports that alchemy is just a way of getting money from rich, old men who are greedy. Sir Sydney Have there? Where from? Trevor Well, Sir Cecil Buckingham said that he had

given the alchemist Dr Goodfellow thousands of pounds. Sir Sydney Dr Goodfellow ... Oh, dear ... He seemed such a nice man ... I say ... Dr Goodfellow! Dr Goodfellow! Trevor Thank you, Sir Sydney. And now for the rest of the news. A report out today says that there are more homeless people in England than in any previous century. Unemployment is the main problem. Experts say this is because the population has almost doubled, to four million, in the last hundred years. And finally, until recently it has been illegal to lend money and then charge interest. But from today, anyone can charge interest. If Id known that yesterday, I wouldnt have borrowed the money to give to that alchemist. Thats all the news from Thats English! Goodnight. How to be British Mike That was a wonderful meal, wasnt it? John Yes, but I wish you hadnt complained about the meat. Mike Why? It can be dangerous to eat meat that isnt properly cooked! John I would rather have died than complain to the waiter. Mike Why? John Everyone was listening. Mike Twenty-six pounds. John Lets pay half each. Mike No, no. Ive brought my calculator. John Please, not on the table! Mike Did you have two bread rolls with your soup? John Yes. Mike And how many glasses of wine? John Two. Mike Waitress! Id like a menu please. I want to check the prices. John Oh, God. I wouldnt have come if Id known you were going to do this. Lets just pay half each. Mike Do you think thats fair? John I dont know. Its not important. People are looking. Mike I like things to be fair. You should pay for what you eat. John If Id known this would happen, I would never have come here. Look, Ill pay for the meal. Mike Thats very kind of you! Thank you!

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Sara (VO) Until quite recently, David was one of the many homeless people living on the streets of large British cities. Penniless, without a job and with no family, he was forced to depend on peoples charity and to sleep rough. Gary (VO) But now David has got a job. He sells The Big Issue. But what exactly is The Big Issue? Lucy Russell explains it to us. Lucy Russell Its a magazine which is sold by homeless people, who, every time the magazine is sold, they earn forty pence of the cover price. They buy the magazine for thirty pence. So its a

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way for homeless people to earn an income of their own and to begin to help themselves to move away from their homelessness and back into society. Lucy Russell has been in the staff of the Big Issue since the magazine was founded. So we asked her to tell us when and how The Big Issue started in Great Britain. The Big Issue started in September 1991, and it was started because the chairman of The Body Shop International went to New York and saw someone selling a similar publication, and he came back to this country and he asked John Bird, who is The Big Issues editor, to start a similar initiative in this country. And the Body Shop gave the money to start The Big Issue here. Today, that initiative allows thousands of homeless people to obtain enough money to make n honest living. But The Big Issue is more than that. Through the magazine, homeless people can express their opinions. All the big problems of modern society are discussed openly in the magazine. The articles are written by both professional journalists and homeless people. The Big Issue finances itself through donations, publicity and the sale of the magazine. All profits are used to help the homeless. Besides publishing the magazine, the organization runs residences for the homeless, gives them counselling and vocational training to help them get off the streets. The salespeople follow a training course which gives them useful techniques to sell the magazine in the street. For many, its only a temporary job that will help them get through a bad period. For others like David, it has become a very interesting job. Its an interesting job, to say the least. You meet all sorts of people. And youve got the interaction back that you dont have when youre on the streets and you are actually a beggar. People just walk past and youre the scum. But that doesnt happen any more because you get people known you as for what you are and what you, more or less, what you can contribute, you know, rather than Oh, here he comes, hes the scum of the earth!. So I love that. For the fact that its brought by the social interaction, which I had lost before, as a beggar The magazine is distributed throughout the United Kingdom, although Wales, Scotland and Manchester have their own special edition. The ideas has been so successful that similar magazines have been created in other European countries to help the local

homeless. Gary (VO) The Big Issue started as a project full of hope. Today it has become a reality, surpassing the most optimistic predictions. We asked Lucy Russell to tell us about hat theyve achieved with all these years of work. Lucy Russell The result for homeless people is that they have a means of earning an income and they also have social support which we offer them because homeless people need social support, whether its housing or counselling. Also we have a magazine which is a good read and which people want to buy, so we have two things that have come from The Big Issue that are very successful.

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WHAT DO THE BRITISH READ?

A GOOD BOOK

All Cheers! Clive Have you got tomorrow off? Louise Er, no. Im working. Clive, look. Do you see that man over there with the sunglasses? Clive Oh, yes! Thats Ron Carter, isnt it? Big Ron. Louise Yes. Big Ron. Billy the Hats friend. Clive Billy the Hat! Hes coming out of prison tomorrow. Jilly Didnt five years go by quickly! Marco I dont think Billy the Hat would agree with you. Loise I hear hes been reading a lot of books in prison. Clive I can imagine his old friend Ron down at the bookshop. *** Bookseller Can I help you, sir? Ron Yes Bookseller Er, and how can I help you? Ron I want a book. Bookseller Yes, well, we have lots of books. What kind of book would you like? Ron I dont know, do I? Thats why I want your help. Bookseller Is the book for you? Ron Are you trying to be funny? Bookseller No. Well, then, who is the book for? Ron Its for The Boss. Hes out tomorrow. Bookseller Out? Ron Yeah, hes been in for five years. Bookseller In? Ron Yah. In Bookseller In p-prison? Ron Yes. But they say hes a different man. Bookseller Oh, really? Ron They say Billys been reading books and studying while hes been in. You know, he had never read a book before he went to prison. Bookseller Hadnt he? Ron So I thought Id buy him a little welcome home present. Bookseller Thats nice. Well, then, lets see. How about

this set of Shakespeare? Ron Shakespeare? Ive heard of him. Is he any good? Bookseller Hes dead now. He was a playwright who lived four hundred years ago. Ron What the hell are you trying to do? Just because I didnt go to school, you think you can sell me a book written four hundred years ago? I want something modern. Bookseller I see. Fiction or non-fiction? Ron What do you mean, fiction? Bookseller Fiction is made-up stories. Stories that arent true. Ron Listen, if you give me any of your made-up stories, Ill make you eat these books. Bookseller OK, non-fiction. What about biography? The Life and Times of Al Capone? Ron Al Capone? Do you know what happened to Al Capone? He came to a bad end. Bookseller What about this? Ron What is it? Bookseller Oh, Im sorry. Its Famous Murderers of the 20th Century. With pictures. Ron Now, that sounds good No. Its a shame, but the boss doesnt like violence. Bookseller Well, what abut the occult? Ron Is that popular? Bookseller Oh, yes! Theres this marvellous new book Im sure it was there just a minute ago. Strange Oh, never mind. I think your boss will like this. Ron What is it? Bookseller Agatha Christie. Shes very popular. *** Clive I dont think all that reading would have changed Billy The Hat? Tom Neither do I. Louise I disagree. I think good literature improves a person. Marco Poetrys good for the soul. Tom Oh, yes! Im sure that Billy the Hats been reading a lot of poetry! *** Bookseller Oh, hello. Ron You like books, dont you? Bookseller Yes. Ron Good! Bookseller Why? Ron Because Im going to make you eat some of these books. Bookseller Whats wrong? Ron The last page of the Agatha Christie is missing. Billy doesnt know whos done the murder. Hes very angry. *** Jilly Billy the Hat is a changed man. Louise Oh, thats excellent! Jilly In fact, I heard from the police that Billy is no longer called Billy the Hat. All Really? Jilly Theyre calling him Billy the Book.

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Street interviews Nigel I dont read books that often, uh, and most of the books that I do read, uh, are for my study. Books to do with economics and management, Im afraid. Julia I like reading fiction, but while Im studying I dont have much time to read. Tamsen I used to borrow all my books from the library, but then I worked in a bookshop and since then, I always buy new books because theyre nicer. Sean I never read books. Christopher I like big, fat novels that I can take my time reading. *** Keith I like crime novels and detective novels because I like a good suspense story. Mrs Cornish I like to read murder mystery, crime books. Derek I like to read mainly science fiction books. Louise I like romantic novels. Vicki Childrens stories, like Noddy, um, I also like Stephen Kings thrillers. John Short stories, um, novels and, um, local history, but not, not too serious. Mrs I like historical novels. I like books about Simpson nature. Mr Cornish I like war and historical books. Gareth I like fiction most of all, but I do read nonfiction, for example, Im reading books about theology and philosophy at the moment.

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Mike Excellent! Thats thats very funny! Hes a marvellous writer! Whats your book like? Is it any good? John Mmm. Mike Sos mine. Wonderful book! I can see that you love reading, dont you? So do I. I read all the time. You know, I sometimes get through two or three books in a year! Have you read any good books lately? Youre racing through that one, I see How many pages have you read? Two hundred! John Look. Do you mind? I would like to finish this book. Mike Of course you would! Fine! I like a good book. But this isnt a good book. Its rubbish! Have you seen any good films lately? News from the past Trevor News, news! First, the headlines The book world under attack! And writer William Shakespeare writes a new play! Bur first the main story. Books are in trouble! For a special report, over to our media correspondent, Sir Sydney Walsingham, a member of the Star Chamber. Sir Sydney Trevor, Im in St Pauls Courtyard, where all the booksellers meet. Many people here are unhappy about the censorship of books by the Star Chamber.

Trevor Why is that, Sir Sydney? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, most authors want to have the freedom to write anything that they want. But we at the Star Chamber look at every book very carefully in case it contains anything against the Church or the State. Trevor What happens if you find something that you dont like? Sir Sydney We burn the book. Trevor What if the writer complains? Sir Sydney We burn the writer and the book. Trevor That seems rather cruel. Sir Sydney Perhaps, Trevor, you would like to put your thoughts into writing. Im sure we, at the Star Chamber, would find your opinion very interesting. Trevor No, thank you, Sir Sydney. And the other news tonight is that a new play called Romeo and Juliet is being performed at the Globe Theatre. Some people believe that a new, young playwright and poet, William Shakespeare, will soon become a very famous writer. Somehow, we doubt that. And finally, heres something new on the market. Its a pencil, and it could make life a lot easier for writers everywhere. Thats all from Thats English! news. Goodnight. From the archive Terry Jones A lot of these books are all little self-contained worlds, I mean youve got Chaucers world and the world of the fourteenth century and one of the things that fascinates me is that, there it is, its happened, it cant change. its just there and you can read as much as you can and try and get to know it. Its not our world, its another world and we, the similarities fascinate me, but its always the other worlds that fascinate me, so its fantasy and myth that fascinate me, its science fiction This stuff down here, its all getting into, um, a more tools of the trade, really, its sort of dictionaries, and, uh, and all that kind of thing. Course, the great thing about dictionaries is you, you dont have to read them all. I just think that when you want the, you can look them up. Actually the thing about my book shelves, looking at them now I realise that really, Ive hardly read any of the books. I think, um, its all a bit of a substitute for reading, really. You know theyre mostly reference books and all sorts of interesting books over here. Sex in History, Sex not in History. Really theres one other book which I havent mentioned and thats this book here, its the, the Powerbook. Ah, really all these books around me, theyre all sort of going around, I suppose going into here, and then going onto this book, and then I type away and um, another book comes out, um. Funny to think that this will kind of end up on one of

these shelves, and Ill probably never read it.

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Gary (VO) If you are fond of books and find yourself in London, we suggest you go to a walk around the Charing Cross area. Sara (VO) There are dozens of bookshops womens bookshops second-hand bookshops Gary (VO) Or, even, ethnic bookshops, where you can find books in languages other than English. Sara (VO) Of course, there are also bookshops specializing in music, art, architecture, or design. Gary (VO) This is a true paradise for book lovers. Sara (VO) In this area there are also huge bookshops taking up several floors, where you will no doubt find the book of your dreams Gary (VO) According to the latest statistics, eighty thousand books are published every year in the United Kingdom. Sara (VO) The British are the second most avid readers in Europe. Gary (VO) Fifty-three per cent of the population say that the library is the most popular cultural resource outside home. Much more popular even than the cinema. Sara (VO) The fact that most people in Britain prefer reading to going to the cinema shows they are avid readers. But which are the most popular kinds of books? Gary (VO) To find out we interviewed someone who, because of her job, has very recent information on the topic: Judith Bell, Assistant Manager of Dillons, one of the main bookshops in London. Judith Bell They tend to read lots of different things. But at the moment, the most popular things are thrillers, people like John Grisham. But also well-known authors who have a proven track record, people tend to wait for the book next from that author. Biographies are also very big at the minute. Famous people. Everybody wants to know what their lives were like, their childhood, so people tend to read that sort of things. Sara (VO) Are they all British writers? Judith Bell No, theyre not. There are some British writers that are big names, like Julian Barnes, etc. But theyre mostly American at the moment. People tend to look to American authors. Sometimes French and occasionally SouthAmerican authors like Mrquez. But mostly American and British. Sara (VO) We couldnt avoid asking which Spanish or Latin American writers British people prefer. Judith Bell Mrquez is probably the biggest name here and people read anything by him. And also Allende. A few other lesser-known names, but those two are the ones that people always look to buy. Gary (VO) There was a new kind of books that caught our attention: audio books.

Sara (VO) How do you account for the success of audio books? Judith Bell Audio books have only just taken off within the last couple of years. Although they are shortened versions of the books, people still like to listen to them. Theyre easy to take on holiday. If you are not feeling very well, they will sit and listen. Often people with poor eyesight theyre very handy for that as well.

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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
SAYING THE RIGHT THING
Cheers. To the fair sex! Thats not very PC, Tom. PC? Politically correct! What nonsense! Its not nonsense. Journalists ought to be politically correct. I dont care about being politically correct. Its important. Why do people want to change the words that we use? Because some of the words that we use are offensive. OK. Yes, I can accept that, but some people take political correctness too far. I had a girlfriend once. Her name was Tanya Girlfriend! Oh, all right, a woman friend. I really liked her. I told her that I loved her. I thought about her all the time. She was beautiful. Tom! Well, she was. Unfortunately she was also politically correct. The most politically correct girl, I mean woman I mean person, in the world. When I first met her she said that I wasnt allowed to open the door for her. *** What are you doing? Im opening the door for you. Im strong enough and clever enough to open the door for myself, thank you very much. I was being polite. dont be polite, its patronising. Ill go first then. No, you wont What are you dong? Im sorry. I was trying to be polite, again. Im sorry. *** How long did you go out with Tanya? Not very long. Im not surprised. She came to my house a week later. I had made a big mistake *** I didnt remember that I had a poster of Demi Moore on my wall. Oh, no! I dont believe it. What is this? Its a picture of Demi Moore, you know, the film star.

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Tanya I can see that but whats it doing on your wall? Tom Well, I like her. I think shes beautiful dont you? I like to look at her face. Tanya Thats typical! You shouldnt look at her like that! Tom Like what? Tanya You know perfectly well what I mean. You think women are there just to be looked at by men, dont you! Its so sexist. How can you possibly have a picture like that in your house? Tom Look, are you telling me that men shouldnt look at beautiful women? Tanya Yes, Tom, thats exactly what Im telling you. You should take that picture down right now. *** Clive So, what did you do? Tom In the end I decided that the picture of Demi Moore was less trouble than the real Tanya. So I left the picture up, and Tanya walked out of the door. I still dont know if I did the right thing. Marco I think you did! Tom Later, I discovered that her mother was chairman of Echo Group of Newspapers. Louise Chairman! Chairperson, please. Or if you like, you can just say chair. But shes a woman: how can she be a chairman?! Tom Im sorry, chairperson. Er, chair. Anyway, if it hadnt been for Demi Moore, I could have been editor of The Echo by now. Clive I doubt it! And if you were, youd have to be a lot more careful about the language you used. Tom Would it be all right if I offered to buy you a drink? Louise Yes, Tom, of course it would. Why do you ask? Tom Oh, well, you cant be too careful these days, can you, Ms Case? Louise I hate being called Ms Case. Tom Miss Case, then. Louise No, Tom. As you are buying me a drink, you can call me Louise.

THE DUCKING STOOL

Street interviews Tamsen No, Im not politically correct. I try to be, but its really hard. I mean, people get offended if you open doors for them, things like that, sometimes it just gets silly. Nigel Im not conscious of being politically correct. Sean I think Im politically correct. I would always talk about black people not just blacks. Vicki Id have to say no, Im not politically correct. John I dont think Im very politically correct, no, I think I tend to use things, words like crippled and cripple. Gareth I never use politically correct language. I always say chairman not chairperson, and I always say Mrs or Miss not Ms, so Im not politically correct. *** Louisa I think the concept of calling everybody Ms is ridiculous, Im not married, I am a Miss, I, Id like to called a Miss. Julia I dont like being called Ms Allen, I prefer to be

called Miss Allen. Lucy I definitely prefer to be called Ms, um, and I do think Im politically correct. I think you have to be as a young person. *** Keith I think that politically correct language is actually a very good thing most of the time. I think that using chairperson and not chairman, is a question of respect for women and I think that people that dont like politically correct language have the problem. Dennis Well its silly, I think, this business of, uh, the substitution of person when you say, instead of saying a chairman or even a chairwoman, its got to be a chairperson or even a chair, uh, it seems to me that its, um, it really is a bit of nonsense. John Words like mentally challenged come in, you really have to think twice before you know what it means. From the archive Nick Ross Well, I have to say Im very confused about it all, but there is now a dictionary available that tells us how you can tell someone in the most correct terms that they are what, horizontally challenged Presenter fat Nick Ross or financial disadvantaged Presenter broke. I love it, I really do. Heres the man whos written that book, hes Nigel Rees. Hello. Nigel Rees Good morning. Presenter Why did you write it? Nigel Rees Ah, because Im interested in language, and the thing about politically correct language is that its watering the language down, its replacing good old straightforward, descriptive words and terms with rather vague ones. Nick Ross So why does it happen then? Nigel Rees Um, the reason behind the politically correct movement is that, uh, we live in a plural society made up of many races, we are, we are all minorities of one sort or another, and the basic aim of political correctness, I think is a good one, it is that we should think about how we talk to people and how we describe people. The trouble is that introducing these new terms not only waters down the language, um Nick Ross Some of them are plainly absurd, arent they? Nigel Rees Thats it. Its gone too far, uh, some of these suggestions are barmy and the thing is that you can never actually tell people to change the way they speak. How to be British Mike Have you got your eye on anyone? John What do you mean? Mike I mean, do you fancy any of the girls? John The girls! Theyre women. Mike All right. Do you fancy any of the women? John Look, can you talk more quietly? Mike Why?

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I dont want my wife to hear you. Why not? She says that youre politically incorrect. Thats ridiculous! Look at Sally! Shes got fantastic legs. Youre not allowed to talk like that in this house! You have to train hard to get legs like that. I wont let you talk like that. Shes not an object, you know. Shes got a good body, though. Stop it! Just stop it! But its not just her body, shes intelligent as well Look how shes running. Shes sure to win a gold medal. Yes, youre right. Shes a marvellous runner.

News from the past Trevor News, news! First the headlines Woman drowns in river Our gracious Queen may have the heart of a king. But first, tonights main story. A man accused his wife of talking too much. In court today, she was sentenced to the ducking stool. Over to Sir Sydney Walsingham, who has the full story. Sir Sydney, what exactly happened today? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, the husband told the court that his wife talked all the time. His wife said that she didnt talk all the time. The husband then called his wife an old witch, and the judge sent her to the ducking stool. Trevor What exactly is the ducking stool? Sir Sydney Well, Trevor, as you see in this picture here, its a kind of chair which can be lowered into the water. If the woman sinks, then shes innocent; if she floats, then she is guilty of being a witch. Trevor And did the mans wife float? Sir Sydney No, Im afraid not, Trevor, she drowned. But everyone had a very good time here. People in the villages really seem to enjoy the ducking stool Its like a public holiday. Back to you in the studio, Trevor. Trevor A report out yesterday said that men are far superior to women, with the exception, of course, of our Queen Elizabeth. The Queen said today, I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. Thats all from Thats English! news. Goodnight.

DOCUMENTARY
Gary (VO) Sara insisted on giving me examples of politically correct language on the way to the studio. Sara (VO) Listen, Gary. How would you describe the physical aspect of that man whos coming towards us, the man in grey clothes with glasses? Gary (VO) A short man. Sara (VO) No. The politically correct term is a vertically-challenged person. Gary (VO) And whats the politically correct term

for that funny-looking fat jogger? Sara (VO) Hes a horizontally-challenged man. Gary (VO) Sara, I dont think Ill ever be able to use politically correct language. Sara (VO) Dont give up, Gary. Lets see. How would you describe the colour of the woman with the shopping bags? Gary (VO) Shes a white woman. Sara (VO) No, according to the dictionary of political correctness, you must say a non-coloured person. Gary (VO) And the woman whos helping her? I suppose you mustnt call her black. Sara (VO) No. What is politically correct is to call her a sun woman. Gary (VO) Sara, I think I am now an expert in politically correct language. Can you see that happy man with a beet can in his hand? Sara (VO) The drunkard, you mean? Gary (VO) No, hes not a drunkard. Hes just a beer gourmand. Sara (VO) Very funny, Gary, but wrong. The correct term is chemically inconvenienced. I dont think you are taking the subject seriously, Gary. Although political correctness might sometimes overdo things a little bit, it has very positive aspects. Gary (VO) Sara was convinced I hadnt understood it very well and took me to the offices of The Guardian, where we interviewed Mr Page, who is responsible for making sure that the articles are written in politically correct language. Gary (VO) Could you please describe what politically correct language is? Mr Page Well, I suppose its showing sensitivity to certain groups who feel that they are disadvantaged or havent been given a fair showing in the press, or in the magazines or in the media generally. Gary (VO) When and how did the idea of a politically correct language start? Mr Page I mean I suppose its emerged over something like the last fifteen to twenty years, and much more strongly in the last ten years, as groups, I mean, women, gays, disabled people, handicapped people, have made their case much more vigorously and asked for the media to take their interests into account. Sara (VO) Mr Pages explanations convinced Gary. Gary (VO) Thats why I took Sara to interview Mrs Anne Mayne, a feminist. Women are one of the groups that historically have suffered the abuse of discriminatory language. Sara (VO) We asked her why its important to use politically correct language when

referring to women. Mrs Anne Mayne Its very important to use what you call politically correct language because it is important to treat women with respect and to give them the full rights as human beings and not to speak about them in a degrading way. Sara (VO) Could you give us some examples of politically incorrect language in relation to women? Mrs Anne Mayne Well, women the names that women are often called are names of animals. Theyre called chicks, theyre called, er cows, theyre called bitches, and even though I have no problem with the animals. Its a form of degradation, it makes the women appear to be inferior and it is an insult to call women these names. And often it is used as a joke and it is actually not a joke, it is an insult.

MODULE 9 TELEVISION TRANSCRIPTS

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A BRITISH SENSE OF HUMOUR

HOW FUNNY!
Clive Gino Tom tom All Gino Jilly Gino

Jilly Tom? Look, Im sorry, I know its my round, but I havent got any money to buy drinks. I left my purse at home. Tom Again! Thats all right. Ill buy some drinks for you. Jilly An orange juice, please, Tom. Clive A pint of bitter. Louise A dry Martini. Gino Bitter, please, Tom. Tom Righto. Clive Hey, Gino, did you read my article yesterday? Gino No, Im sorry, Clive. I didnt. Was it any good? Clive Any good? Was it any good? How dare you! No, it was rubbish. Gino Oh, Im sorry. Clive No, Gino, when I said it was rubbish, I was only joking. Gino Oh, I see. I apologise. Clive Dont mention it. Gino Look, sorry everybody, but I have a confession to make. Sometimes I find your British humour very difficult. I dont understand why you are laughing. Youre always saying one thing when you mean something else, arent you? Clive says his article was rubbish, but he means it was great! I dont understand. Louise Its irony, Gino. Gino Yes, the British love irony, dont they? Louise Mmm. Tom But the Italians dont understand irony, do they? Gino Of course we do, but I think you British use irony far too much. And it isnt always funny well, not to me. Im sorry that I havent laughed at your jokes. Im sure theyre very funny if you are British. Tom Youll laugh at this joke, Gino. A man goes into a pub with his dog- its a racing dog a whippet. In the corner of this pub is an old man and on this table is a tortoise. Gino A tortoise? Tom Yes, its a very slow animal with a shell. But the shell on this tortoise is all broken. It looks terrible. Its hardly moving. Anyway, this old man shouts at the man with the dog. Ere! I bet my tortoise can beat your dog in a race. he man with the dog laughs, but the man with the tortoise shouts again, Ere, Ill bet you a hundred pounds my tortoise can beat your dog in a race. Well, the man with the dog thinks, Thats easy money OK, old man! And they go out into the car park. The old man puts the tortoise down on the ground, he stands up and he says, You see that street light over there? My

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tortoise will race your dog to that street light. The man with the dog says, OK. The dogs all excited ready to go. The poor tortoise is hardly moving, but the old man says, Ready, steady, go. Thats a great joke. But I thought you didnt like it never mind. I thought it was a bit cruel. It was black humour, Gino. *** Gino, tell us a joke now. Yeah. Go on. OK, now I will tell you a joke. An Italian joke. Italian humour is very different. Ill show Italian humour to you. OK, Gino. Lets have the job. OK. There was this Italian boy called Paolo, and he was at a language school, learning English. But he was the worst in the class. He was a nice boy, but useless! One day, the teacher said to the class, I want you to use the words green, yellow and pink to make sentences. The best student said, The grass is green, the sun is yellow and my dress is pink. Excellent, said the teacher, and she asked another pupil to use the same three words to make sentences. He said, My shirt is green, my tie is yellow, and my face is pink. Very good! said the teacher. Well done! Then she asked Paolo to do the same. Of course, he couldnt. So he stood up and pretended that the telephone was ringing. He said, Green, green. Then he pretended to pick up the phone, and said, Yellow? Yellow? Then he put down the phone and said, Pink! Green, green Yellow? Yellow? Pink. You know what? Tell me. That really was a very, very good joke! Thank you, Clive! Thats very nice. Gino, I think that may have been Dont tell me. Irony. Yes, Gino, irony.

DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES?

Street interviews Keith OK, so heres a funny joke one day a man goes into a pet shop and he walks up to the assistant and he says, Excuse me, can I have a mosquito, please? And the assistant says, Sorry sir, we dont sell mosquitoes. And the man says, Oh! Well, I saw one in the window. *** Nigel Did you hear about the supermodel who was caught staring at a carton of orange juice? It said on it concentrate! *** Why are there no aspirins in the jungle? Because the Lucy

parrots ate em all (paracetamol)! *** Keith I think there is such a thing as a British sense of humour. I think its quite dry and quite ironic, or when British people tell jokes, for example, they tend to remain quite serious and they dont laugh out loud like lots of, I dont know, continental people do. John I think, I think understatement is, is probably characteristic of English humour, the one, I, yes definitely, understatement. Lucy British humour is very based upon sarcasm, its very dry and theres a lot of playing with words, its not a particularly visual type of humour. From the archive Basil Good morning, madam, can I help you? Woman Are you the manager? Basil I am the owner, madam. Woman What? Basil I am the owner. Woman I want to speak to the manager. Basil I am the manager too. Woman What? Basil I am the manager as well. Manuel Manager, he manager. Woman Uh, youre what? Basil Im the manager. Woman What? Basil Im the manager. Woman Yes, I know, youve just told me. Whats the matter with you? Now listen to me. I booked a room with a bath. When I book a room with a bath, I expect to get a bath. Basil Youve got a bath. Woman Im not paying seven pounds twenty pence per night plus VAT for a room without a bath. Basil There is your bath. Woman You call that a bath? Its not big enough to drown a mouse. Its disgraceful. Basil I wish you were a mouse! Woman And another thing. I asked for a room with a view. Basil Deaf, mad and blind. This is the view as far as I can remember, madam. Yes, yes, this is it. Woman When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that. Basil That is Torquay, madam. Woman Well, its not good enough. Basil Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically Woman Dont be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea. Basil You can see the sea, its over there between the land and the sky. News from the past Trevor Good evening. This is the news from the British Broadcasting Corporation in London, and here are

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the headlines for 1954. The future King of Great Britain, Prince Charles, has given his royal approval to a group of very silly British comedians. And Lucille Ball stars in the I Love Lucy Show on television. But the main story tonight is the concern over the young Prince Charles. We are now going over live to our Royal correspondent, Anna Pilkington, who is standing outside Buckingham Palace. Anna, what is the latest news from Buckingham Palace? Well, Trevor, Ive been standing outside the gates of Buckingham Palace all day, and its very exciting. Why? Well, its awfully exciting to be outside the home of Her Majesty the Queen, isnt it? What about this story of Prince Charles and The Goons? Well, Trevor, a spokesman for Her Majesty has just given me this statement. People at Buckingham Palace are concerned because the young Prince has apparently been listening to a new radio show called The Goons. Who are the Goons? Well, Trevor, it seems theyre a group of comedians who have a show on the radio every week. One of their leaders, a man by the name of Peter Sellers, told me they have fun and talk in silly voices. Anna, what exactly do you mean by silly voices? They say things like like Yingtong yingtong tiddle aye po. Really? But Anna, why are Palace officials worried about the young Prince Charles? Well, it seems that the Prince enjoys using silly voices from The Goon Show, which some people say is worrying for the future of the country Thank you, and we will bring you an update on that story in a minute. And finally a young actress called Lucille Ball and her husband have produced a new show for television. Its called the I Love Lucy Show. Some people are predicting that this programme is going to be very popular nd that it will probably still be shown on television stations around the world in fifty years time. And now back to the >Palace. Anna, are there any further developments? Yington yington tiddle aye po. Thank you. And thats all the news from the BBC in London. Good night.

Making yourself understood Juan Hello Id like to book a room, please Id like to book a room Excuse me, I would like to book a room, please Una habitacin? I am speaking good English. Why dont you understand what Im saying? I want to book a room, please I said please. Please. Please! Please, I am tired. I have had a long journey. I want a nice, comfortable bed. I want

to go to sleep. Please. Mike Good evening, sir. How can I help you? Juan Why are you laughing at me? My English isnt bad, is it? Mike No. Not bad at all! Juan Have I said something wrong? Mike No. Im sorry. Its its my favourite comedy programme. Do you like comedy? Juan Yes, but Id like to book a room, please. Mike Certainly, sir. What sort of room would you like? Oh, no! Please please forgive me. Now, the room. Juan Right. I would like a single room, please. Mike Right. With bath or shower? Juan With a shower, please. Mike Ah. Im afraid we dont have a single room with shower free. Oh, but I do have a twin room and a double. Both with showers. Would either of those be suitable? Juan Well, how much are they? Mike The twin room is sixty-five pounds per night, and the double is seventy pounds. Oh, but as you really only want a single room, I can give you a single-room rate for the twin. Juan Fine. How much is that? Mike Its fifty pounds including full English breakfast. Are you staying more than one night? Juan Three nights actually. Mike Ah, well if youre staying three nights, I can give you a special price. Juan Oh, really? Mike For one night 50. For three nights only one hundred and fifty pounds! Thats my special price for three nights.

DOCUMENTARY
Sara(VO) This is a machine for crushing peas one by one ... An example of British humour. Its said that one of the most distinctive characteristics of the British is their sense of humour. An ironic, self-critical and subtle sense of humour. Gary (VO) Or at least this is the kind of humour that has come down to us through literature and cartoon. Sara (VO) But theres another kind of humour. Stand-up comedians have a big audience in Great Britain. Gary (VO) Shows like this one go on tour all over the country, playing to audiences in various different clubs. What are the characteristics of the British sense of humour? Comedian Well, its changed over the last twenty years, really. In the past, British humour was more about making jokes about sexist sort of jokes, racist jokes But these days its changed a bit and its more observational humour. Its about talking making fun of yourself really, rather than making fun of other people.

Sara (VO) Cartoons are another important branch of British humour. We visited the National Museum of Cartoon Art and asked its director if it is true that the British have a good sense of humour. Director Yes, I think it is true. The British do have a very good sense of humour. I think the British are in fact world famous for having for being a very funny nation. Sara (VO) What kind of exhibits are displayed here? Director We are displaying exhibitions of cartoon original drawings. We are also exhibiting caricature of famous people. And also comic strips, from newspapers or from comic books. Sara (VO) An important event in the history of British humour was the publication of Punch, a humorous magazine which appeared at the beginning of the Victorian era, in 1841. Gary (VO) Its jokes were understood by both intellectuals and workers. Its criticism didnt respect politicians, the church or even the queen herself. Sara (VO) Very soon Punch became a symbol of humour and freedom of expression. Gary (VO) We were quite fortunate to have one of the most important British cartoonists draw a cartoon for Thats English! John Byrne Hello, my name is John Byrne. Im a cartoonist and I will now draw a cartoon for Thats English! I will start off by drawing the teacher start off with the face, some hair Sara (VO) John Byrne has done artwork and written scripts for Superman, the Incredible Hulk, the Four Superheroes and Alpha Flight, among other comic characters. John Byrne I hope your Thats English! Course is also successful.

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WHAT THE PAPERS SAY

A SCOOP
Whats going on? Jilly has been given an award. What for? Best reporter of the year. What? Best reporter! I write better stories than she does. They should have given it to me. Louise The awards been given to Jilly because her stories are true. She researches her stories. Clive Yes, she does. But she nearly made a big mistake yesterday. *** Jilly Dear Ms Partridge, I read your article on the role of mothers in modern society. I was most disappointed because I believe a womans place is in the home yes, yes, yes. Dear Ms Partridge, I have never read such a bad piece of journalism as your editorial on mothers. Its feminist rubbish. I Tom Louise Tom Louise Tom

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think the situation is unfair to men hmm My God! What is it? Its nothing. Come on. Lets have a look. Who is that? Its him! Who? Its that politician. The one who wants better moral standards in society. Sir Peter Hayes. Whos he kissing? This is a front-page story! She looks about twenty and he must be at least sixty. Its disgusting! Whos it from? It doesnt say. What a story! If its true. What do you mean? Maybe its his daughter. Sir Peter Hayes, MP. Married Sheila Parsons 1958. Two children. Timothy and Anthony. I dont think thats his daughter. This is going to be big. Its front page. This story is just what we need to help sell more newspapers. Well double our circulation figures. *** You said the story should be published. Well, it was a fantastic story. *** Hello. Im Jilly Partridge, from The Echo. I dont like being disturbed at home. This is my time with my family. This is important. Could we go to your study? I dont want to disturb your family It was sent to me yesterday. Lunch is ready, dear! Ill be with you in five minutes. Youre very calm. This is a good story for you, Jilly. A scoop. Cant you see what has been done? Two pictures have been scanned into a computer and then treated so that it looks like an old married politician is having an affair with a very attractive girl. I dont think so. Dont you? I keep all my publicity. This is a picture of me having just won my seat in the House of Commons. I am kissing a woman. My wife. It was published in a glossy magazine. Now, look very carefully at these photographs. We see what Im wearing. The same shirt and tie as in this photograph. Maybe Look at my neck. Here and there. Its in exactly the same position. Youre right. Im sorry. Im really sorry. You must be very disappointed. No. It would have been the hottest newspaper story of

the year. Jilly Yes. Well, Im embarrassed, but Im pleased its not true. Im pleased for your family. Sir Peter I wonder if you really are pleased after all. *** Clive It was such a shame. It wouldve doubled circulation. Jilly, darling! Congratulations on your award! Jilly Thank you, Clive. Gino Whats the matter, Jilly? You dont look very happy. Jilly Oh, its nothing, really. But I was thinking. You know, I think I would have been glad if that story about Sir Peter had been true. Clive Well, of course you would! It would have been a marvellous story! Jilly Yes, it would. But it would also have been the end of Sir Peter, and it would have ruined his familys life. Tom Well, it would have been his own fault! Jilly I know, but I still think thats wrong. Dont you? Clive Louise Yes. Gino Tom No, I dont! Id really like to get a photograph like that in the post. Then perhaps Id get an award. Drinks, anyone? Jilly No, thanks, Tom. Not just now.

NATIONAL NEWSPAPERS

Street interviews Keith I read The Guardian newspaper because politically, its left of centre so I suppose it corresponds with my politics. Julia I read The Daily Telegraph, because thats the paper that my parents buy. Sean I read The Guardian or The Independent, which are liberal, left-wing newspapers. I never read the Daily Telegraph, its too right wing for my taste, its too conservative. Mr Cornish We read The Sun newspaper, we find the crossword is easy to do. Gareth I read, uh, The Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail, which are very right-wing newspapers, because I like to have something to disagree with. Lucy I read The Times because the articles are very, very clear and the English is very good. *** Gareth I dont think you can judge people by the paper they read, they read, because I read a right-wing newspaper, but I dont have rightwing views. Keith I think you can judge people by the newspapers they read, but you have to be careful because a lot of people buy a newspaper just out of habit and they dont really think about the politics of the

newspaper. Lucy I think you can judge people to a certain extent b the newspaper they read, for example, the Telegraph is really quite a right-wing newspaper, but I think, generally, people choose the newspaper that they find easiest to read. From the archive Voiceover According to The Sun, this photograph remained locked in an American bank vault for seven years. The full picture, with the strategically placed crown, is splashed across its centre pages. The Duke made no comment today about the photo, taken when he was twenty-four, on a camping trip in Canada. The Sun fell foul of the Royals in 1989 after printing one of the Queens private family photographs. It eventually agreed to pay 100,000 to charity as a means of apology. Today the MP Peter Bottomley tabled a Commons motion to protest. MP Many ordinary, decent people are very upset and theyre saying, will parliament do something to restrain this? Voiceover But The Sun is adamant it hasnt breached royal privacy. Spokesperson Here you have a very prominent, very wellknown figure in a rather extraordinary situation and from our point of view, and I would think from the point of view of any editor, of any tabloid paper, it is a picture that had to be published. Voiceover The Sun scoop may have renews calls for laws against press intrusion of privacy, but its unlikely to face any action unless the Press Complaints Commission is asked to investigate. News from the past Trevor Good evening. Here is the news from the BBC in London, and these are the headlines. The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. And the British flag is on top of the world. But perhaps the biggest story of the decade is the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. Over now to our media affairs correspondent, Anna Pilkington. Anna, how have the media dealt with the Coronation? Anna Well, Trevor, the Coronation has certainly made the headlines. Look at these. Ive never seen such big headlines. The British people have never before been offered such comprehensive coverage of a royal event. All the newspaper editorials think that the young Queen Elizabeth is just wonderful. Trevor So its been a good year for Britains newspapers? Anna Well, Trevor, many people have followed the big events on cinema newsreels, and over a million people watched the Coronation on television. Some people are saying that television is becoming so

successful that newspapers will soon be obsolete. Trevor No newspapers by 1960 thats our prediction here at the BBC. And now our other main story. A man from the British Commonwealth hit the headlines in every newspaper when he climbed Everest, the highest mountain in the world. Edmund Hillary from New Zealand placed the British Union Jack at the top of Everest after climbing the mountain. And finally, Ive just bee handed a story from the back pages of the Evening Echo. Its about a young lorry driver from Memphis, Tennessee, who is upsetting parents all over America. Parents have been warned not to let their daughters listen to the music of Ef El Elvis Presley, as it is such a bad influence. How dreadful! Thats all the news from the BBC in London. Good night. Making yourself understood Juan Hello. Yesterday I ordered El Pas, and your assistant promised me it would be delivered this morning. But it wasnt. Why? Do you understand? I would like El Pas, I insist. Mike Im sorry? Juan Where is my Spanish newspaper? Mike I just dont understand. Juan El Pas. El Pas. I would like my Spanish newspaper. Do you understand? Mike It just doesnt make sense. Juan Yes, it does. I would like my Spanish paper. I want to read about Spain. Look, if you havent got El Pas, Id be happy with any Spanish newspaper. Have you got La Vanguardia? Or El Mundo? How about El ABC? Any of them would do! Mike What? No. How could she do it? Juan Im sorry. How could she do what? Mike How would she leave me? I loved her. Juan Please, could I talk to the manager? I have never had such bad service. Mike I am the manager.

DOCUMENTARY
Gary (VO) We live in a world where information needs to be more immediate every day. People want to receive news as soon as it happens, and thanks to technological progress, this is becoming easier and easier. Sara (VO) The mass media, and especially the written press, are undergoing important changes to adapt to the new demands. To be well informed we dont need to read the news on the pages of a newspaper, but we can read it on computer screens where news is sent as soon as its been written. These are the so-called electronic newspapers on online papers. Gary (VO) To find out about on-line papers, we visited the offices of USA TODAY Information network. USA TODAY was

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the first American newspaper to use satellite transmission to publish simultaneously nation-wide. Larry Sanders, the person in charge of communications in USA TODAY, explains to us in general terms what an online paper is. An on-line paper is more than just a paper. Its the newspaper updated constantly. Its the newspaper that can be published online. Literally any time news happens. USA TODAY ONLINE is available on the World Wide Web, a part of Internet that thanks to its user-friendly environment is becoming increasingly popular. The main characteristic of an on-line paper is that readers can access the information they want whenever they want it, twentyfour hours a day, seven days a week, with information being updated by the minute. With a swift movement of their mouse, users can obtain the latest news or the latest sports results, information about the weather anywhere in the world, or the latest economic news from Wall Street. Larry Sanders gives us a summary of the main advantages of an on-line paper as compared to a traditional paper. An electronic paper is vibrant, its alive. When something happens it will reflect it. A regular paper is put to bed at midnight, or at one oclock, or sometime at night, and by the time most people read it, the news is at least eight hours old. An electronic paper can be published every five minutes if necessary. And could you tell us about the disadvantages of electronic newspapers, if there are any? Perhaps the biggest disadvantage is that its all new. We don0t know we dont know too much about who our readers are. We dont know too much about how to make money online, besides advertising. And I think as time goes by those questions will be answered. But those questions have already been answered for the print paper. The number of users of electronic information networks is increasing. In a few years, surfing the Internet will be as common as making a phone call is nowadays. Eventually, a subscription to an on-line paper will be cheaper than printed newspapers. Thats why we asked Larry Sanders if he thinks the on-line format will do away with conventional newspapers. An one point people said that televisions would do away with move theatres and that the radio would do away with

newspapers. I dont think I think online newspapers will always complement the paper. I dont think it will ever do away with it. Gary (VO) Theres no doubt that newspapers and magazines will have to live with the news reality of on-line newspapers, at least in the near future. Sara (VO) The question is: will printed newspapers become museum pieces? No one knows the answer yet.

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LIFE IN THE FUTURE

ITS A HI-TECH WORLD

Louise I wonder what the weather will be like this weekend? Gino I bet it will rain again. It always rains on a Saturday! Louise Yes, and then on Monday it will be sunny again. Oh, well! Tom Hello? Hello? Anybody there? Hello? Stupid thing. So much for modern technology. Clive Oh, not you too, Tom! Tom What do you mean? Clive Well, Ive had a lot of trouble with modern technology this week. Jilly What, has your computer been crashing again? Clive Yes. It all started on Monday, when Bob Hurst came back to work *** Bob Clive? Clive Buxton! Clive Er, yes. Im sorry, I know I know you, but I cant remember your name Bob Well, its been a long time! Bob. Bob Hurst. Do you remember? I used to work here fifteen years ago, when you were just starting out as a junior reporter. I worked in the print room. Clive Of course! Hello, Bob! And now youre back! Bob Yes! Im the new security man. Ill be taking care of you all. Clive Thats great! I imagine things have changed a lot since you were here before. Bob Youre absolutely right there! In fact, I find it all a bit frightening! I mean, what does all this equipment do? Clive It isnt a bit frightening, Bob. Look, Ive got an editorial meeting in a quarter of an hour, but if youre free until then, I can show you. Bob Oh, great! Yes, thanks. Clive Well, I use the word-processor program to write and format my articles. I can use this scanner to add pictures to my articles, and I can store them all on the hard disk in here or on a floppy disc. Its wonderful. Oh, and I can use this modem to send my stories anywhere in the world. Bob Really? Anywhere? Clive Yes, look. Ive got to send this piece off to the news

service in Paris. Watch if you like. Bob Paris in France? How long is that gonna take? Clive As long as the phone call. In two minutes time, theyll be reading this in Paris. And by three oclock, theyll have translated it into French, and it will be appearing in their evening newspapers. Bob Blimey! Clive Well, here goes Oh, my God! *** Bob Whats wrong? Clive I dont know. I just dont know. The computer has crashed. Ive just lost three hours work! Oh, no! I havent got time to write the article again. Bob We never had this problem with typewriters! I dont think theyll be reading that article in Paris this evening! Clive Yes, thanks, Bob. Oh, what am I going to do? The editorial meeting will be starting in a minute. Theyll probably have finished by the time I sort this out. Bob Look, Clive, youd better go. Leave it with me. Ill think of something! Clive You! Oh, Bob, please, whatever you do, dont touch anything. Please. Promise? Bob Clive, I promise. I wont touch a thing. *** Sharon There. That will have fixed it. Just check this Yup, als fine. Now, just fix the modem settings Hey presto! No problem. Bob Are you sure its mended? Sharon Yeah. It wasnt a problem. Bob Good. Im impressed. Sharon Well, Dad, its thanks to you really. I t was you who bought me my first computer. You always said they were the future. Bob Yes, I did, didnt I? Well done, Sharon. Um, just show me that again, will you ? *** Tom Sharon, Sharon the new tea girl, fixed your computer? Clivd Yes, she did. Shes a genius. Jilly And se sorted my fax machine out, too. Tom Sharon? Louse Yes, Tom, Sharon. Sharon may be the tea girl today, but shes fascinated by new technology. She knows all about it. Far more than we do. You wait and see in five years time shell probably be running the Echo! Tom Sharon?

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people will live and work more at home and in villages. I think cities will become a thing of the past. I think that technology will help people in communicating more easily with links around the world, things like the Internet. I think everyday life will become more efficient and I think that we will find that well have more and more machines doing jobs that people could do, but I dont think thats such a bad thing, people are quite often scared of technology we dont need to be. *** Like most things, theyre mixed blessings, uh, technology certainly can, uh, help us in medicine, uh, very much. But misused, it can also be a curse. *** I must say telephones that you can move about with are a great boon. I think, um, what else can I think of, whats what are those ovens called, I cant remember the name now Microwaves. Microwave ovens, pretty handy, anyway theyre two things that a great improvement in life.

VIRTUAL REALITY

Street interviews Keith I think technology will continue to influence our lives a lot. People, I think, will have a lot more leisure time, they will be able to communicate even more easily than they can do today. Sean In the future, I think technology will move into the home and people will move out of the cities. I think

Making yourself understood Juan Hello. Mike Is everything all right? Juan I have a problem. The thing for my television doesnt work. Mike Im sorry, I dont understand. Juan You know, the thing The thing for the television. Its broken. I want to buy a new one. Mike What thing? Juan Its a black box with buttons on it. I dont know the word for it in English. Mike I cant sell you another one if I dont know what it is. Juan It changes the picture on the television. Mike Do you have a dictionary? Juan Mando a distancia, mando a distancia Ah! Remote control. Mike Ah, you mean a zapper! Juan A zapper? No, its not here. Whats a zapper? Mike Its a you know a zapper. A black box with buttons on it it changes the picture. A remote control. Juan Ah, I see. Well, please could you sell me a new remote control. A zapper. Mike Well, it depends. What sort of television is it? Juan Its an Episonic 2005 with Teletext. Mike Right, lets see. Yes, here it is. An Episonic 2005 zapper. Here you are. Juan Thank you. How much is that? Mike Thirtyseven pounds ninety-nine. Juan Thirty-s ? Could I have a receipt, please? Thank you. Mike Its a pleasure. Juan Im sorry? Mike Youre welcome.

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DOCUMENTARY
Sara (VO) Some years ago, a man dreamed of a city of the future. That dream came true in Orlando, Florida. The man was Walt Disney, and the city, EPCOT. Walt Disney himself, returning from the past, tells us what EPCOT stands for. Walt Disney We call it EPCOT, spelled E-P-C-O-T. Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Here it is, in large scale. EPCOT will take its cue from the new ideas and new technologies that are now emerging from the creative centres of American industry. It will be a community of tomorrow that will never be complete, but will always be introducing, and testing, and demonstrating new materials and new systems. Gary (VO) EPCOT is more than an amusement park. Its a place in continuous evolution, where every attraction is a new experience, with surprises in store for its visitors. An open window to the future, that allows us to imagine what life will be like in the twentyfirst century. We asked Ms Brandon, a public relations officer at EPCOT, to tell us about the philosophy of this city of tomorrow. Ms Brandon When Walt created the park, it was to showcase technology and world cultures and bring it to the people of the United States. Gary (VO) So what will visitors find here? Ms Brandon Visitors will find lots of entertainment, lots of discovery, and its all done in a fun and entertaining way. Gary (VO) What aspects of the human knowledge and experience does EPCOT cover? Ms Brandon We like to think it covers every aspect in some fashion. Theres culture, theres food, theres music and there are technologies from the near future. Sara (VO) In the different shows, visitors can see different aspects of how human knowledge has developed. Innoventions, for example, is devoted to showing the most advanced technology. Gary (VO) Domestic robots, computers, virtual reality and other high technology wonders that very few people have a chance to experience in their daily lives. Sara (VO) Other rides help visitors get an idea of what the daily life of an ordinary family will be like in the future, here on land, under the sea or in the space. But, as Walt Disney engineers have found out, its not easy to show a future that is constantly becoming the present. Gary (VO) As Walt Disney himself explained, EPCOT is a community in permanent evolution that will never be totally complete. Their creative engineers continue designing new

News from the past Trevor Good evening. This is the news from the BBC in London, and these are the headlines. The Russians and the Americans race t be first into space New appliances make housework easier and a new type of super computer has been built. But first we have a report from Anna Pilkington, the BBCs science correspondent, on the race into space. Anna, whats been happening? Anna Well, Trevor, the Americans are very worried because the Russians are just about to put a dog into space. Trevor A dog? Anna Yes, Trevor. Her name is Laika. And the Russian scientists say she is looking forward to her trip. Her nose is wet and shes wagging her tail. Trevor What about the Americans? Are they going to put any pets into space? Anna Well, Trevor, American scientists tell me that their research indicates that dogs are not intelligent enough to be good astronauts. So theyll be sending a man into space instead. They say theyll even have a man on the moon by the end of the century! Trevor, it seems as though the space race has really started. Trevor Thank you, Anna. A man on the moon. And now for the rest of the news. A report out today says that new technology is going to change the role of the housewife. Fridges, toasters, washing machines and vacuum cleaners are now being used in homes across the country and housework is becoming easier. So, as t4echnology advances, what will happen to the housewife? What will she be doing in ten years time? Will she be redundant? And finally scientists in America have come up with the super computer. It is no bigger than a double-decker bus and it can do sums quicker than a human. What will they think of next? Thats all the news from the BBC in London. Good night. From the archive Voiceover Talking to computers is becoming easier, that means more and more people can unlock the gateway to the superhighway. Its even becoming fun. Wave your hands in the air and make music or navigate your way through your personal virtual reality on the screen. For example, selecting a tree for the garden, watching it grow, and seeing how it would look from various angles in your own backyard. The computer can even store an image of your face, allowing you to choose a pair of spectacles and try them on.

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attractions, adapted to the latest advances in science and technology. Thats why we asked Ms Brandon in what ways EPCOT has changed over the years. Its changed tremendously and it continues to change. The park has got to have an everchanging presence in order to live up to its name. How are the attractions designed? All our attractions are created by a group in California called Imagineering. The Walt Disney imaginers are the engineers who create the rides. How often do you introduce innovations? In this park we introduce it on a daily basis. We have an attraction called Innoventions that showcases near-future technology. So everyday youll see something thats new. What criteria do you follow to introduce those innovations? They need to be exciting. They need to be something that our guests will relate to and understand. But not everything is fun and entertainment at EPCOT. Theres also a place for study and research. In the attraction devoted to tomorrows agriculture research is being done on new forms of food production and on the possibility of setting up farms on the moon or on other planets. A look at the future from the present. A fantastic journey where the things that we find astonishing today will be common things tomorrow. Dictate. Greetings from Walt Disney World EPCOT Centre to all capital letter Thats English friends. Exclamation mark. Stop dictating.

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DOES POLITICS MATTER?

KISSING BABIES
Louise Clive Louise Jilly Louise Tom Do you remember my friend, Claire Dawson? The civil servant? Yeah. Well, shes told me that shes resigned. Why? She said politics was a difficult business. Well, everyone knows that. *** Claire, we have important work to do this morning. Yes, Minister. You mean the new policy for people who are disabled? No. We have to decide which are the best photos of me to give to the press. Sir, I have studied the last five government white papers on the disabled Very good.

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But nothing seems to have been done. Really. Sir, Ive made a few suggestions Oh? In the long term, they will mean savings for the tax payer. In the long term. Sir? What do you mean, the long term? I mean in ten years time, the policy will have paid for itself. It will bring jobs. Workers will be more skilled. It will bring new life back to communities. In ten years! Whats the matter, Minister? You dont understand politics, do you, Claire? What do you mean? You should know by now that no politician is going to thank you for long-term policies. We do nothing, absolutely nothing, unless it benefits us at the next election. But Minister Which is only six months away. But Claire, have you seen the latest opinion polls? Yes, Minister. The opposition have over fifty per cent. Yes. When voters were asked if they though that this government was capable of running the country, only thirty per cent said Yes. Sir, the spokesperson for the disabled wanted to know what we were going to do for them. Claire, you know Im interesting in hearing your suggestions on departmental policy Yes, Minister. But lets get back to work. Now, what I really want is a picture of me kissing a baby. I kissed hundred there must be a baby in there somewhere There we are, Minister. This isnt my good side. It must be my good side *** And he said it had to be his good side. He refused to listen to anything that she said. Politicians never listen to anybody. She worked night and day for him, and he never even thanked her for it. Then she told me about the day she had had enough! *** Whats this? Its my letter of resignation, Minister. I can see that. Why? Because I didnt take up your suggestions for government policy? No. Then why? Minister, before I came to this Department, I read all the speeches you made about democracy when

you were a young man. Douglas How interesting. Claire You said the job of the politician is to serve the people, and not to serve himself. Douglas yes, well, a politician also has to look after his own interests. Claire You said politicians had to have ideals. Douglas Ideals! Im a pragmatist. Claire You promised to serve the ordinary person in the street Douglas Well Claire I saw a film of your first election speeches. I believed every word that you said. Douglas Strangely enough, so did I at the time. Claire I thought you were wonderful. Douglas I was rather good looking in my youth. Claire When I watched the film I didnt just love your speeches Douglas You mean ? Claire I mean I admired your ideals and your honesty. You really seemed to believe in what you were saying you really wanted to help people. Douglas Yeah, youre right. I did. Claire You did, I know. But now youve changed. Why? Douglas I dont know, Claire. I dont know. Perhaps Ive been in politics too long. Perhaps Im tired. Perhaps its time for me to give it all up. Claire No, Minister. It isnt time to give up. But perhaps you should think more about what you believed in when you were young, when you started out. Douglas Claire, Ill look again at your suggestions for changes to departmental policy. Claire Im glad, but Im still resigning, Im afraid. I want to change my career. Douglas I understand. Could you stay for a little longer? Help me work on this policy document. *** Louise Anyway, Claire stayed for a while longer, but she did resign. She wants to be a journalist. In fact, shes applied for a job on The Echo. Thats good news, isnt it? Clive Thats wonderful. Tom Well, I hope she doesnt expect us to be idealists! Gino Perhaps some of us are, Tom.

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between European countries for the last thousand years, but now a group of countries have decided to start working together. President de Gaulle of France announce this morning that France, Germany, Belgium, Italy, Luxembourg and Holland have joined the European Economic Community. Anna, what about Great Britain? Will we be joining this European Economic Community? Well, Trevor, this is the question everyone is asking. In fact, a few minutes ago I talked to a government official and asked him if the United Kingdom would join the EEC. And what did he say? He said he didnt know. Oh! Well, never mind. And now for the rest of the news. In the United States, Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin has accused many people of secretly admiring communism. People who are suspected have been prevented from working. Many artists including famous film star Charlie Chaplin have left the United States. Chaplin says he will never return. And news just in. An opinion poll out today says that ninety-eight per cent of Britons believe there will never be a woman Prime Minister. Im sure theyre right. Thats all the news from the BBC.

USE YOUR VOTE!

News from the past Trevor Good evening. This is the news from the BBC in London, and these are the headlines. The European Economic Community is born. And, in the United States, Senator Joseph McCarthy accuses actors, writers, politicians, scientists and intellectuals of being communist sympathisers. But first this evenings main story the European Economic Community, or the EEC as it is known. We have a report from our political editor, Anna Pilkington. What is the story, Anna? Anna Well, Trevor, there have been wars and fighting

From the archive Voiceover Wilberforce, just an individual who believed that slavery should be abolished, and he got what he wanted. Florence Nightingale, who was determined to better the conditions in military hospitals, and she got what she wanted done. Elizabeth Fry wanted prison reform and she got prison reform. Lord Shaftesbury wanted factory reform, and he get factory reform Legislation, which is simply the result of public opinion being bought to bear on parliament. If a citizen isnt getting what he wants done, he writes to his MP, and if he still doesnt get what he wants, he votes for someone else next time he gets the chance. theres so much that needs to be done, so many things you want. Freedom from poverty, freedom from disease, freedom from squalor and ignorance, freedom from war. If you want these things, you can spread your opinion to other people, other people who are influenced as you are by what they read in the papers, but what they read in books, by what they hear in conversation, by what they hear in speeches, on the radio, by what they see on the screen. When youve spread your opinion you can form groups and unions and political parties, and demand what you want and damn well see to it that you make your opinions heard.

Street interviews Tamsen I think votings really important because if you dont vote, you cant complain. Thats why I always vote so I can complain if things go wrong. Sean I think voting is important if you want to have a say. If you want to influence the decisions of government, I think you should vote. Mrs Simpson Yes, I do. I, I think it is very important. If you dont vote, you cant complain, you cant vote the right person in to deal with the things that you think are important. Vicki No, I dont think voting is important. Steve I dont think voting is very important to us at the moment, but when we get a bit older it probably will be, itll mean quite a bit to us. Gareth I think voting is very important. I think everybody should participate in politics. Nigel I havent voted in any election yet, but I think that people should be able to vote. Julia Yes, I think votings important and I vote in every election. *** Louisa I dont think voting should be made compulsory, but I do feel its important, it decides the future of the country. Lucy I think voting is extremely important, particularly as there are countries where people dont have the right to vote and I do think it should be compulsory, because people get lazy about voting. Mrs Cornish I think everybody should vote. Mr Cornish Yes, it should be compulsory. Derek I dont think it should be compulsory, but it does upset me sometimes when people dont exercise their right to vote, just out of, they just cant be bothered. Making yourself understood Juan Excuse me. Im late. Im meeting a Member of Parliament at the House of Commons today. Its very important, and Im late. The woman in the ticket office told me that there was a fast train to London. Mike Did she? Who is the MP that youre meeting? Juan She said that she didnt know what platform the fast train went from. Perhaps you could tell me? Mike Listen to the announcement. Announcer The next train to London Juan What did he say? I couldnt hear the platform number. Mike Do you understand English? Juan Well, yes, I do, but do you understand that? Announcer The next train Mike The next tron Juan I cant understand what the announcer is

saying. The sound is very bad. Mike Its not my fault. Juan I must catch my train. Please, please, please tell me where to get the fast train to London. Mike The next London train is on platform 6. It leaves in two minutes time. Juan Thank you. Mike Or is it platform 9?

DOCUMENTARY
Gary (VO) This beautiful building, on the bank of the river Thames, is the British Parliament. Its called the Houses of Parliament. Sara (VO) Inside the building, we can find the House of Commons, whose members are democratically elected by the people, and the House of Lords. The members of this house are people with titles, some of which are hereditary. Gary (VO) The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a parliamentary monarchy. The Queen is the Head of State and the Prime Minister is the head of government. Sara (VO) The British political system has some peculiarities. One of the most important is that there isnt a written constitution, and Parliament can pass or abolish any law. Gary (VO) This results, on certain occasions, if not today, in very strong parliamentary debates Sara (VO) As there isnt a written constitution, traditions are of great importance as is the case with the old ceremony of the State Opening of Parliament. Gary (VO) The Queen is not allowed into the House of Commons, so she calls the members of this house to go to the House of Lords. Sara (VO) The Commons close their doors to the Queens messenger to show their independence. And when the members of the House of Commons are in the house of Lords, the Queen read the opening speech This is the Lord Chancellor, the Speaker of the House of Lords. We were curious about this typically British institution. So we asked the Lord Chancellor if the House of Lords has any legislative power. Lord Chancellor It has, but ultimately, the ultimate legislative power is with the House of Commons, because if the Lords refuse to pass a law ultimately, the House of Commons can force the bill through after a time. Gary (VO) Could a person without a title become a

member of the House of Lords? Lord Chancellor No, he becomes he or she becomes a member of the House of Lords on obtaining the title. Title and membership are coincident. Sara (VO) The Lord Chancellor is a very kind man who showed us his office and some cherished personal objects. He also explained to us how the House of Lords contributes to the government of the country. Lord Chancellor Well, I think it offers a range of expertise which is important in deciding on the terms of legislation and it offers people who have no dependence on the government of the day for their position, because once in the Lords you are in the Lords apart from the bishops youre in the Lords for life. And so far as the bishops are concerned, once theyre appointed, theyre there for the duration of their appointment. So nobody can remove them or influence them, and this gives a very independent House of Lords, although the ultimate control is with the democratically elected Commons chamber.

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Tom Cheers! Jilly Tom, I wanted to ask you. Why have you suddenly become so interested in pensioners rights? Tom Well, theyre important. Jilly I never thought you were a social reformer. Tom No, well Jilly You normally want to write about scandal and gossip. Tom Yes, but a couple of weeks ago I went home for my Mums birthday. *** Tom Happy birthday, Mum! I hope you like it. Mum Oh, what is it? Great songs from the World Wars. Oh, thats lovely, darling. Very nice indeed. Now, go and say hello to your father. He needs cheering up. He just hasnt been the same since he retired. Tom How are you, Dad? Dad Oh, hello, Tom. Tom You look well. Do you remember the first time you took me to see them play? Dad Yes. Tom Ill never forget that first game. Dad Its not the same now. Tom It never is, Dad. Things change. Dad Things never change for the better.

Tom I read in the papers they bought a new Dutch player. Dad Why did they do that? Tom Because hes brilliant. they bought him so that they can win the championship this year. Dad There are no good players any more. In the old days they knew how to kick the ball. Tom In order to get into the team, they have to be firstclass players, Dad. They know how to kick the ball. Dad Yeah, yeah. Tom What have you been doing then? Dad Nothing much. I watch TV. To pass the time. Tom Youve got a good picture there, Dad. Dad There are no good programmes on. Its rubbish. And its getting worse. I forget the last time I saw a decent programme on television. Tom Whats that funny smell? Dad Oh, I do hope your mothers not cooking Indian food again. *** Mum Im doing a course in Indian cookery at evening classes. Tom I do hope that Dads going to eat with us. Mum I hope so too. Tom Dad! Dad I cant stand this stuff. Mum I hope you like it. Tom Mmm! Its delicious. But you always used to cook cottage pie and carrots on a Thursday. Mum I cooked cottage pie and carrots every Thursday for thirty years to please your father. I thought Id have a change. *** Tom While Dad was getting older by the minute, Mum seemed to be getting younger. It was frightening. Jilly I feel sorry for your Dad. Tom Dad feels sorry for Dad too. I found it very difficult to know what to say to him. I mean, so as not to upset him. *** Tom Why dont you take up a hobby, like Mum? Dad Do you think Im going to take up Indian cooking? Tom You could do something else in order to broaden the mind. Dad I dont want to broaden my mind. Tom Dad, I hope youre not going to start feeling sorry for yourself. Dad Tom, will you stop talking to me as though I was senile. Im not. And Im not geriatric, either. To tell you the truth, Im bored. For forty years I got up every morning to go to work. And I went to work in order to feed you and the family. Now people treat me as though I were a senior citizen or an old-age pensioner. Tom No, they dont. Dont be silly. *** Tom Oh, hello, Mum. Wheres Dad?

Mum Oh, hes playing football. Tom Oh. What?! Mum Yes! Hes helping to coach the junior team at the local school. Oh, hes really enjoying it. Tom I hope he doesnt overdo it. Mum Oh, hell be all right. By the way, Tom, Ive got a good story for your newspaper. Tom Whats it about? Mum Ive joined a group of pensioners, fighting for senior citizens rights. Elderly people are not treated with much respect in our society. Tom Mum, you dont want to take on too much. Mum Were going to see our Member of Parliament, to tell him what we think, and were having a protest march next month, so that people will know what we feel. Tom, Ive written this article for your newspaper. Tom Mum, dont think so. Mum Why? Tom We are trying to sell our newspaper to younger people. The editors not interested in stories about the elderly. *** Tom Anyway, she made me show the article to the editor, and he thought it was a good story. Louise And is he going to publish it? Tom Well, yes. I hope so. But do you know what he said? He said he thought it was better written than most of my stories!

and hopefully my grandchildren. Derek I dont want to spend my old age alone. *** Dennis Were very old, you know. John Its what my American brother-in-law calls his, his waning years. I quite enjoy it actually. Mr Cornish When we need to travel, we go when we like, where we like. Dennis Yes, I, uh, I find that I am far busier, u, in my, I suppose Im old, I dont know, Im seventy-one, I find Im far busier now than Ive ever been before and I thoroughly enjoy every minute of it, Im doing the things that I want to do. From the archive Voiceover The one thing all pensioners have in common is more leisure time than the rest of us. With the population getting older, experts say the political parties should be trying to make retirement more enjoyable. So apart from better pensions, what do old people want? Spokesperson Better transport, better adult education, better leisure centres which are less like palaces to the young, and are more user friendly for older people thats just three things. Voiceover The stereotype suggests if youre old, youre more likely to be poor and in ill-health. While many dont fit the bill, health care and pensions do worry the elderly. Woman Well, Im on income support and I think a little bit more extra money would help. Man Taking care of the National Health service, including hospitals, and also the elderly, that must be the first priority. Woman And I think social services, because I had a husband for a long while, who was ill physically and mentally, and I had literally no help. News from the past Trevor Good evening. Here is the news from the BBC in London. The Welfare State offers hope to old people. The great composer Sibelius dies at the age of ninety-two. And what old people think about the Beatniks. But tonights main story is that the Welfare State is offering hope to millions of old people. We are going over to our social affairs correspondent, Anna Pilkington. Anna, what exactly is the Welfare State? Anna Well, Trevor, its basically a national insurance scheme. Every working person in the country pays money to the Government so as to make sure that the less well-off are looked after. Trevor So, what does this mean for old people? Anna Well, Trevor, it means that everyone in the country gets free medical care and that all retired people

WHEN I GET OLDER

Street interviews Tamsen I hope to spend my old age in France, drinking good wine and eating good food in the sunshine. Sean When Im old, I hope to be living in the sun, enjoying a lot of free time and spending all the money Ive earned. Gareth I would like to retire to a Caribbean country with a beach and sun. Christopher I think Id like to spend my old age perhaps in the south of France or around the Mediterranean, relaxing and enjoying the countryside. Vicki I want to spend my old age in the Bahamas. *** Keith Id like to spend my old age in a big, old house in Scotland with a few old friends, a couple of dogs and some chickens in the garden. Mrs Simpson Well, I want to be healthy and fit and looked after and, um, go on doing everything I want, I have done all my life, for as long as I can. Nigel Id still like to be active in my old age, do things like walking in the countryside. Lucy I want to spend my old age quietly at home relaxing with my family. Julia I hope to spend my old age with my family

will receive a state pension. Trevor How old do you have to be in order to receive this state pension? Anna Sixty for women and sixty-five for men. So you havent got long to wait. Trevor Thank you, Anna. And now for the rest of the news. The great composer Sibelius died today at the age of ninety-two. He was still writing music in his old age. And finally, old people are worried about a group of young people who call themselves Beatniks. Apparently the Beatniks wear black clothes, drink lots of coffee and listen to jazz music all day. People say that the Beatniks should go and do a proper days work. Quite right too. Thats all the news from the BBC in London. Good night. Making yourself understood Juan Excuse me. Could you help me, please? I want to go to the Clarendon Rest Home. Mike The Clarendon Rest Home? Is it near here? Juan I hope so. Its a home for the elderly. Its in Exeter Road in Wimbledon. I have a friend whose mother is in there. I have to visit her to give her a present. Please could you give me directions? Mike Its very difficult. Juan Why? Mike In order to get to Wimbledon, youll have to take an underground train. The station isnt far from here, though. Juan I hope not. Could you tell me the way to the underground station, please? Mike First left out the building. Second on the right. Right at the roundabout. Across two sets of traffic lights. Its the third or fourth building on the left. Juan Im sorry. I didnt quite catch all of that. Could you say it again, please? Mike First left out the building. Second on the right. Right at the roundabout. Across two sets of traffic lights Juan No, Im awfully sorry, but could you say it a bit more slowly, please, so that I can write it down? Mike I hope that this wont take too long. Juan No, no. One more time. Slowly? Mike OK. First left out the building. Second on the right. Right at the roundabout. Across two sets of traffic lights. Its the third or fourth building on the left Left! Documentary Gary (VO) This beautiful Mediterranean village is Mijas. It looks quite different from a British village. Sara (VO) But in some parts, English is the most spoken language. And its not only tourists who speak it. Gary (VO) Half the permanent residents of Mijas are foreigners, most of them British. Many of the villas in this estate are inhabited by Britons, and more

specifically by British pensioners. Sara (VO) These villas were bought as second homes. But eventually they became the place where lots of British pensioners wish to spend the last years of their lives, in a warm climate, near the sea. Gary (VO) This is the case of Margaret and Tim Burtford, who live in this beautiful villa. Sara (VO) We were curious about their life style. We first asked them how long they had been in Spain. Margaret Burtford We came to Spain ten years ago, when Tim retired from the Royal Air Force. Gary (VO) Why did you come here? Tim Burtford We came to enjoy the relaxed lifestyle and we enjoy getting away from the pressure of living in England. Gary (VO) Are you happy in Spain? Tim & Margaret We are very happy in Spain. Yes. We Burtford always have been since weve been here. Yes, very happy. And we dont want to go back to England. Gary (VO) Can you speak Spanish? Margaret Burtford A little. I can read Spanish. It is difficult to understand the Spaniards when they are talking to us because they talk too quickly for us. Tim Burtford Specially down here on the Costa del Sol. Gary (VO) Can you tell us about a day in your life? Tim Burtford Yes, we get up around at about eight oclock in the morning and we have breakfast, on this terrace normally, overlooking the blue sea. And after breakfast we either play tennis or we go shopping to Fuengirola. Sara (VO) The Burtfords proved to be fit enough to play tennis with their friends. Margaret Burtford On Wednesdays we go to the church. We are very involved in it, in the Anglican Church here on the Costa del Sol. Im the treasurer of the church, so Im involved in collecting the money and taking it to the bank. Gary (VO) Can you tell us if there is any difference between your lifestyle here in Spain and your lifestyle in England? Tim Burtford Yes, in Spain one can lead a very relaxed life, partly because you can live out of doors more of the time and we can enjoy the sports that we play so much. Gary (VO) Have any of your habits changed since you came to live in Spain? Margaret Burtford We lead a very active sporting life

here, and I think our eating habits have changed. I buy food in the local Spanish market and cook the Spanish food. Gary (VO) Having spent some time with them we realized that, if one is in good health, being an OAP can be the best time of your life.

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RADIO AND TV: FRIEND OR FOE?

THE TV PRESENTER

Jilly That television programmes rubbish. Gino Shh! You have to be careful what you say in this pub. Jilly Why? Gino Television producers drink here. Jilly What? Gino Its true. I had a phone call last month. *** Receptionist Good morning. The Echo. How can I help you? Phillida Could I speak to Gino Barbetti? Receptionist Hold on a second, please. Ill put you through. *** Gino Hello, Gino Barbetti speaking. Phillida Good morning. M names Phillida Todd. Im a producer at Greenwich TV. Gino Yes? Phillida We are making a pilot for a new food programme and Ive heard that youd be able to present a programme on Italian food very well. Gino Who said that? Phillida You did, Mr Barbetti. Gino Really? Phillida I heard you talking in the pub a few months ago. Gino What? Phillida You said that the food presenters on the Food for Fun programme didnt know what they were talking about. You said that even you could do better. Gino Did I? Phillida Im a great fan of your writing, Mr Barbetti. Gino Thank you. But I was talking rubbish. I dont know anything about TV. Phillida Well, perhaps we could make an arrangement for you to come down to the studios. *** Phillida Have you ever been in a TV studio before? Gino No. Phillida Thats Studio One in there. Thats where we film most of the soap operas and sitcoms. Thats Studio Two, which is where they film the news and weather. And this is Studio

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Three which is where youll be. I want you to meet Scott. Hes the director. Hello, nice to meet you. Hi. He0ll explain everything to you. Thank you. There are three cameras in the studio. I will be here by the mixing desk so that I can see the pictures that come from each camera Hello, how are you? Fine. the vision mixer sits next to me and cuts between the cameras as I direct. the vision engineers sit over there and the Mr Barbetti Im sorry? This is Sandy who is my floor manager. Hello. So if I want you to do something in a different way, Ill tell Sandy and Sandy will talk to you. Thats fine. Mr Barbetti, you have a nice smile. On television you have to smile all the time. So you are going to be telling me what to do! No, Im going to be telling you want to do. Ah *** This is the set. This is the set! Yes, its good, isnt it? For a food programme? Whats wrong with it? It looks horrible. *** I didnt like the director and he didnt like me. He said that on television I had to smile all the time. Everyone smiles on television. Later I asked him why I had to smile. He got angry with me and I got angry with him. *** Lasagne is a typical dish from northern Italy, but the way the Bolognese make lasagne is very different from the dreadful stuff you buy in supermarkets in this country What!? Gino, sorry. Hold on, please Yup, yup. OK. Yup. Gino, Scott isnt happy about what you just said. Hes told me to ask you to do it again, but without the bit about the dreadful stuff in British supermarkets. He says it isnt funny. It may not be funny, but its true! Scott, did you get that? No? Gino says he wants to keep that bit in. He says its true. OK. Sorry, Gino. Scott doesnt like it. He says he doesnt want you to laugh at British food. Is that OK?

Gino Sandy, its not OK. But if thats what he told me to do, thats what Ill do And then, when youve boiled the pasta for seven minutes Scott No! Sandy Hold on a minute, Gino, please. Yup. OK, yah. Right. Gino, Scott told you to look at camera three. That one. He says its very important. He says he cant get you on camera two. Is that OK? Gino Yes. Sandy Great! Thanks and before we go again, he says youre not following the script. Gino I dont like this script. Sandy Well, he says youre changing it too much. Can you see the autocue? Over there? Gino No, not very well. Sandy Great. OK, well go again, but please talk to camera three. Gino And this is the perfect wine to go with the dish. Ugh! No, not this one. This is disgusting! Scott No, no, no, no!! Gino Ah, this is it. This is beautiful. Sandy Cut, cut, cut! Yeah, yeah, OK, Scott, yup. Ill tell him. Yup, right. Phillida Scott, can I have a word? Gino is good. But he doesnt like the script. Let him do what hes doing. Scott But he Phillida Scott! Let him have another drink and let him do it his way. Scott Fine. Right. Lets get ready for the next take. *** Gino They told me the programme is being broadcast in two months time. Jilly Thats fantastic. I think youll make a wonderful presenter. So many of them are boring. Do you know, last night I watched this new gardening programme. the presenter was terrible. Even I couldve done better. Gino Shh!

Tamsen I watch television a lot, far too much everyone says so but I like listening to the radio too, because, well, its good to listen to music on the radio. Gareth I never watch television, but I sometimes listen to the radio. Nigel Whilst Im here at college, I watch virtually no TV. Julia When Im at college, I listen to the radio for half an hour when I get up in the morning and I dont watch any television. *** Mrs We watch the news in the morning and at Cornish lunchtime and then whatever is interesting in the evening. Mr Cornish We very seldom listen to the radio. Vicki I watch TV a little bit, its probably the soap operas I watch the most. Dennis Yes, I, Im not a very disciplined listener to radio, I tend to, uh, just switch it on and listen to music when Im doing a job. I also listen to the talks and current affairs programmes, but not in any very disciplined way. *** Christopher I prefer the radio because then you can make your own pictures. Lucy I dont spend very long, um, watching the television, but I definitely prefer it to the radio. Its more fun. Sean I think I prefer the radio. Keith I suppose I prefer radio to television because you use your imagination more when you listen to radio. John I think Id rather give up television than radio if I had to make a choice. News from the past Trevor Good evening. This is the news from the BBC in London, and these are the headlines. Millions of British people turn from radio to television. Over ten million people watch television in the United States. And a new film, Ben Hur, is said to be the most spectacular in cinema history. But for tonights main story we go over to our media affairs reporter, Anna Pilkington. Anna, is television the future of broadcasting? Anna Well, Trevor, up until now, historians have said that radio and cinema would be the most important media of the century, but now over a million people have television sets. So, yes, it looks as if television will soon be the medium of the future. Trevor So, is this the end of radio? Anna Well, Trevor, at the moment the BBC transmits only a few hours of television each day, but they now plan to broadcast six hours of programmes daily. Trevor Six hours!? Goodness me! How will they manage to fill all that time? Anna Well, the experts are promising to develop all sorts

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Street interviews Christopher I listen to the radio for about an hour every day, when Im in the car, driving, but then when I get home, I watch a bit of telly, maybe about an hour. Derek I tend to spend about two to three hours a day listening to the radio or watching the TV, although I spend, I tend to spend most of the time listening to my own music. Louisa I tend to spend more time listening to the radio than the TV because I dont have a TV, um, probably an hour a day. Keith I dont spend many hours listening to the radio or watching television a week.

of different programme types. For example, they say it may even be possible to learn a new language by television. Trevor Well, well. And what about the cinema? Anna Well, who will want to go to the cinema when you can see moving pictures at home? Trevor Thank you, Anna. And now for the rest of the news. In America, over ten million people are watching television, so in an attempt to persuade audiences to return to the cinema, the film studios are producing bigger and more extravagant films. Ben Hur is perhaps the most spectacular film ever made. It stars Charlton Heston and even has a chariot race. But is it good enough to keep people going to cinema? Only time will tell. Good night. Making yourself understood Juan Hello. Mike Hello? Juan Ah, hello. This is Mr Gonzlez in Room 205 here. I wonder if you Mike Sorry? Who? Juan Mr Gonzlez. G-O-N-Z-A-L-E-Z. Room 205. Mike Oh! Right. Yes. Hello, Mr Gonzlez. What can I do for you? Juan Id like to watch the football match, but I cant find it in my paper. Do you know when its on? Mike Its on television. Juan Yes, but what time is it on television? Mike Im sorry? Juan What time is the match on TV? Look, youll have to speak up. This is a terrible line. Mike What match? Juan The big match. Mike Which big match? Juan The football!!! What time is the football on television? I want to watch the match on TV. Mike Its on TV at 7 oclock. Juan Thanks. What channel is it on, please? Mike Er Sky Sport. Juan Sky Sport. At 7 oclock. Thank you very much. Mike Ah, Mr Gonzlez. Sky Sport is on satellite television. Juan Yes? Mike We dont have satellite TV in this hotel. But the match is on the radio as well! Has anyone got a radio?

DOCUMENTARY
Sara (VO) If theres a place in the world where television is making progress at a breathtaking pace, its the United States of America. Americans spend a long time in front of the television set. Gary (VO) Thanks to the technological progress of satellite transmissions and optical fibre cable, the number of channels reaching American homes is extremely high. In New York City alone, viewers can access about eighty different channels, most of them

through cable. Sara (VO) Cable television is the ideal technology to reach very specific groups of viewers through thematic channels. So, one can find television channels devoted to just one topic such as sports, music or news. But there are also many others, devoted to even more specific topics. There are, for example, channels about health, religion, the handicapped, education, foreign languages, the cinema, quizzes, country music or any other topic you can imagine. Gary (VO) One of the thematic channels that has been more successful recently is Court TV. Its a channel devoted entirely to trials and programmes on legal matters. The spokesman for Court TV, tells us what exactly it is. Spokesman Court TV is a cable network that is dedicated for Court TV to teaching the American public about its legal system, about our legal system, by showing real trials from inside court rooms, which has never been done before. Gary (VO) Who is its main audience? Spokesman Its main audience is adults, ages twenty-five for Court TV to fifty-four. they tend to be economically upscale and well educated. Sara (VO) Cable television companies are legally bound to offer a series of public services. One of them is financing a channel entirely devoted to politics. Its name is C-Span Channel, and it has its offices in Washington. The spokesman tells us about this channels philosophy. Spokesman The philosophy is that our audience should for C-Span see the government working as if they were in Washington DC or whatever that event is taking place. Theres no middleman between the audience and the actions that they are seeing. Sara (VO) And who is the channels main audience? Spokesman We deliver the network to everybody, but the for C-Span people who watch are the people who are interested in government for whatever reason, whether they are involved in government themselves or because theyre affected by one of the issues that were covering. Gary (VO) Theres no doubt that American television, like that of the rest of the world, is undergoing important changes. The new technological advances will bring about new demands on the part of the viewers. So wed like to do a little survey and ask our two experts about the future of television in the United States. Spokesman I think the future of television in this country for Court TV is probably a blend with the future of computers in this country. I think well see

more interactivity, and sooner or later youll have one monitor which hooks up to the Internet and to television. And there will always be a desire for entertainment where you just sit back and relax, but to some extent there will be more activity where you work together with the monitor and with the computer and with whats showing up on your screen. Spokesman Again, not only do I not know, I dont think for C-Span anybody knows. The future of television isnt just the future of television. Its the future of the combination of the television, the telephone, the computer, the fax machine. I think theres going to be more of everything but exactly how it turns out well all have to just wait and see. Gary (VO) No one knows for certain what the television of the twenty-first century will be like. But something seems certain: Tomorrows television is starting to be a reality today.

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ENGLISH BEYOND THATS ENGLISH!

CONGRATULATIONS!

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Heres to Louise. Good luck in the new job! Cheers! Thanks everyone. Yes, Im looking forward to the new job, but Im also sad to be leaving. Ive worked at The Echo for three years, but today I wrote my last story. I hope it was good. Well, I interviewed this Spanish man whod won a multimedia design award. He was so good looking! *** Yes? Hi. Alberto? Louise Case. Im from The Echo. Ah, yes, come in. Its a nice place. It belongs to a friend. Please sit down. Congratulations on your award! It was a surprise. I heard that you designed your computer software in your bedroom. Yes. Tell me about it. Well, it was five years ago. I had no work. I didnt do very well at school, and it was hard to find a job. So I did a course in English. At the same time, a friend of mine showed me how to use his computer. Its incredible although you had no proper training, you came up with an award-winning design for a CD.ROM. Yes. And how long did it take you to design the programme? A few months. It was fun.

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You make it sound very easy. Well And its going to make you very rich! Yes, although I was lucky I found a good publisher. I think the publisher was lucky to find you. How does it feel to be famous? Well, Im not really famous, although it is very nice to be interviewed by the English newspapers! Do you like interviewing people, Louise? It depends who Im interviewing. Do you interview any interesting people? Not very often, no. Though youre interesting. No, no, no. I mean famous people. Sometimes. Like who? Alberto, while Im very flattered by your interest in me, Im supposed to be asking the questions! Im sorry. Its just, youre so nice I want to find out all about you. Well, what can I say! Can I go on? Yes, of course. Though Im a bit hungry. Perhaps we could talk while I make some lunch for us. Would that be OK? Yes. That would be very nice. You know, I love speaking English. Really. *** I felt I really knew him. It was like Id known him for years. Even if hed been ugly, I would have felt the same way. But he wasnt ugly, was he? No. Louise, youre in love! *** Well, I thought this was it. I wanted to stay in that room for ever. I wanted time to stand still, even though I had to get back to work. *** That was a most delicious meal. I love cooking. You must let me cook for you again. That would be lovely. Its wonderful to eat a delicious meal in the company of a beautiful lady. I like you, Louise. And I like you too, Alberto. Its so nice to be able to talk to you in your own language. And I never thought I would speak English. I thought English was so difficult that I would never learn it. I had such a bad teacher when I was at school that I really didnt like it. So, when I was 15, I just stopped trying, although I knew I needed to speak English in order to get on in my job. But now, I like English so much I want to speak it all the time. Good for you! I think that you speak English so well that people wouldnt know you were Spanish. Thank you. Until five years ago, all I could say was, um, My tailor is rich.

Louise My tailor is rich!? Alberto Yes! then I started working very hard at my English. I used every opportunity I could find to speak to English people. I went to classes. I did a course on TV, called Thats English! Have you heard of Thats English!? Louise No Alberto I did the course for three years, but I still have plenty to learn. Louise I like listening to you. Alberto Thats good. Louise Im going to a party tonight. Perhaps youd like to come. Alberto Id love to, but Ana Alberto Alberto Ana. This is Louise. Ana Hello. Louise I was interviewing Alberto. Ana I no speak English. Alberto Estaba practicando. Ana Pero si hablas muy bien. Alberto Bueno. Louise I must be going. Im late. Alberto Ana is very keen to learn English, but she didnt do the Thats English! course. As a result, she finds it a little difficult here in England. *** Louise Even when this woman had walked into the room, I still had the feeling that this was true love Id never had that feeling before. Jilly Oh, Louise. Louise Yes. But then, as I was leaving, Alberto said that Ana was his sister. How stupid! Id never thought of that. Jilly So its a happy ending. Louise Yes, were going out tomorrow night to celebrate. Jilly Good for you! I like happy endings.

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this hotel is only allowed to sell drinks to residents. Im afraid I cant serve you. But I am a resident. Room 205. Oh. I am terribly sorry, sir. What would you like? Id like a beer. Do you have San Miguel? San what? Is that English beer? No, no. Do you have bitter? Id like a bitter. Im afraid the bitters off, sir. We havent had bitter here for two days. I told the manager, but he didnt do anything about it. He never listens to me. Just the other day Well. Ill just have a pinto of lager then Anything to eat? Well, yes, good idea. What have you got? Well, lets see. Right, weve got scampi and chips, cottage pie and chips, Cornish pasty and chips, Welsh rarebit and chips. Oh, and theres some paella. Some what? Some paella you know, its a rice dish with chicken and seafood. Paella. You mean paella. What? In Spain, we pronounce it paella Never mind. Im not really hungry. But I would like my pint of lager, please. The bar is now closed. Im terribly sorry, sir, Im afraid the bars closed. Oh, please. Because of the licensing laws in this country, Im afraid I cant serve you. Thanks. At your service.

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Making yourself understood Juan Hello! Oh, Ive had such a busy day that I havent had a chance to sit down I said, Ive had such a busy day that I havent had a chance to sit down. Mike Im sorry? Juan Im exhausted! Its been a very tiring day! But its been worth it. I have just signed a major contract with a company here. Mike Oh, congratulations, sir Well done. Juan I hope youre open. Mike Well, yes, we are open Juan Good. Mike But Im afraid I cant serve you a drink. Juan Sorry? I didnt quite catch that. Mike I cannot serve you, because you are not a resident. Juan Ah, but Mike Because of the licensing laws in this country,

News from the past Trevor Good evening. Here is the news from the BBC in London. The headlines. The new Boeing 707 heralds a new age of travel, and the man who stopped speaking Esperanto. But the main news story is that Boeing have launched a new jet airliner. I asked our science reporter, Anna Pilkington, what was so special about the new plane. Anna Well, Trevor, quite simply the new Boeing 707 can carry more passengers and can travel faster than any other passenger plane. Trevor And what does this mean for the future? Anna Well, Trevor, its going to bring down the price of international travel. As a result, I think flying is going to be so cheap that even ordinary people like you will be able to go abroad for holidays. Trevor So air travel wont be just for the rich? Will ordinary people go to places like, um, Spain? Anna Thats right, Trevor. Trevor Well, well. Ol! And finally, an eighty-five year old man from Spain who has only spoken Esperanto for the last thirty years has just completed a course

to learn English. Its called Thats English! He said that his life had been rather lonely, since it was difficult to find people to talk to in Esperanto, so he is absolutely delighted with Thats English! and looks forward to a bright and prosperous future. He said today that English is the international language of the future. He added that more and more people from the world of politics, business, science and medicine are using the English language to communicate with each other. Thats all the news from the BBC in London. Good night, or, as they say in Spain, Adis! Street interviews Mrs Simpson Oh, yes I do, I think it is very important. You miss so much if you cant understand the other persons language. Mr Cornish Yes. Mrs Cornish Yes, I think we ought to teach our children at a much earlier age to learn a foreign language. Christopher I think with the expansion of the European Union, itll be very important for people to have at least one other foreign language, particularly one from Europe. Tamsen I think its very important to learn to speak foreign languages. I speak French and German and Im learning to speak Spanish too. Id really like to learn to speak Italian as well. That way you can communicate all over the world. I think its very important. From the archive Julio Do you know how is English important in music today. Its everything all over the world. So I dont think that Ive got to do all the show in Spanish because I would feel uncomfortable, because I have something else to tell them in music. I have, I have to tell them that Ive learned something a little more in my music, and there is music in English that you cannot sing in Spanish in the way that, even if the music is universal, to match the music, you need the phrases in English, because the beat is there and its made for the English lyrics. So I will sing of course a lot in Spanish, or when I will be in France, in French, but I will have a part of the show will be in English.

Sara (VO) Carmen Echevarra Sara (VO) Carmen Echevarra

Excuse me. Whats your name? My name is Carmen Echevarra. What exactly do you do? Well, we argue with the BBC about the programmes and the book. We argue with the Spanish television about the programmes. We argue with the Ministry of Education about quite a few things and well, really, what we do is we coordinate the work of BBC and Spanish television. We coordinate all the materials. I have become the Tarantino of educational TV. Im now a real computer addict. I love this machine. After working here, Ive become an expert in I dont know Martial Arts? I have worked so hard with the books that now I could become an editor. An efficient, pleasant, charming team. A great team! Congratulations! And this is us, the team from Televisin Espaola. We were responsible for the third programme in each unit. Our documentaries took us all over the United Kingdom, Ireland and the USA Even though, on some occasions, we ended up filming in a park. Joking apart, theres our favourite man, our director, directing one of the documentaries Assisted by a teacher from the Spanish Ministry of Education who controlled the level of English. And this is the team that made the revision programmes in Madrid. Elvira, scriptwriter, the endless smile. Carlos, scriptwriter, the quiet man. Ramn, linguistic adviser, Pygmalion. Elisa, assistant coordinator. Manolo, video editor, the perfect student. Miguel ngel, producer. Quique, assistant director. Mila, programme coordinator. Fernando, director. The man who would be king. Excuse me, Mr Mateos. What was the most difficult thing in the programme? To make everybody involved in Thats English! agree. What were the funniest moments? The funniest moment? The discussions when we didnt agree. Come on, mate! Is there anything you cant say? I have to tell you a secret. Unfortunately I havent had much time to study and I had to ask a friend to write this for me.

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Gary (VO) Thats English! was created here. And this is the team of teachers from the Spanish Ministry of Education who design and control the course. They worked hard and argued quite often. Thats one of the good things about working in a team Sara (VO) A bit of silence, please. Whos the boss? Carmen Im the boss ... Oh, no, not really. Im not the Echevarra boss. You never pay attention to what I say. All Youre the boss!! Come on! !!