Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.

He didn't have to hear all about the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"

A couple finished their dinner, and the man asked for the check. Thinking to impress his date, he called the waiter over and loudly complained that the bill was incorrect. The waiter patiently reviewed the bill with the man, and it was indeed correct. "Are you trying to make a fool out of me?" the man huffed. "No, sir, not in the least... I never interfere with nature."

Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-Ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Ray'd instead. "Oh, no! cried the lab technician." Your reproductive organs just received a dose of radiation!" "What does that mean?" asked the worried young man. "It's serious," replied the technician. "All your children will be lawyers!"