Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside.

Question and answer animal jokes

1) Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A: A walkie-talkie, of course. 2) Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs. 3) Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? A: To the retail store. 4) Q: What kind of dog tells time? A: A watch dog. 5) Q: Why do birds fly South? A: Because it's too far to walk. 6) Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone. 7) Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately. 8) Q: What has four legs and an arm? A: A happy pit bull. 9) Q: Why is a tree like a dog? A: Because they both lose their bark when they die. 10) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. 11) Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off.

A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

A: Too many cheetahs.

A: To the retail store.

A: A watch dog.

A: Because it's too far to walk.

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

A: A happy pit bull.

A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.

A: To get to the other side.

A: Chicken's day off.

1) Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

2) Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

3) Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

4) Q: What kind of dog tells time?

5) Q: Why do birds fly South?

6) Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

7) Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?

8) Q: What has four legs and an arm?

9) Q: Why is a tree like a dog?

10) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

11) Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?