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JULY
ISSUE 2012
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CADS Report publishes private, secret, and classified nonsense about the state of the UK and the Netherlands from anonymous news sources.
BUS
142, 170, 172, 174, 241, 242, 272, N70 Get off at the Nieuwe Kalfjeslaan, Amstelveen stop.
Walk to ground. See Pink line on map.
CAR
TURN OFF AT THE Nieuwe Kalfjeslaan, Amstelveen
Follow the road to the car parks. See map on left. Walk to ground. See green line on map.
ADDRESS
Venue: VRA Cricket Club, Nieuwe Kalfjeslaan 21B, 1182 AA Amstelveen Date: Friday July 27, 2011, Time: 12:00 noon to 2pm
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December 2003. England are on their way to an nnings and 215 run defeat to Sri Lanka in Colombo. While England's batting crumpled inside the Sinhalese Sports Club ground there was chaos outside. Buddhist monks charged into the ground in protest of the match continuing despite the death of top monk the Venerable Gangodavila Soma Thera (Brian to his friends). England were no doubt hoping that the holy men might bring some spiritual guidance to the their slowly perishing souls as Murali inflicted his own version of death by a thousand cuts.
Robert Croft had just hit his fourth first-class century, when a 200-strong flock of the world's moodiest bird, the Seagull, settled onto the oval looking for some tea of their own. Rumour has it they only flew away when Tony Lewis threatened to tell one of his interminable and ultimately dreadful anecdotes.
by MIKE
SPEAKERS CORNER
WATERS
Meanwhile, a further 22 serving police, army officers, hospital administrators, nurses and doctors have been arrested by the Met on grounds of corruption by Rupert Murdochs employees, who paid them for confidential information about their jobs and clients. So far your chairman has not been offered any money.
We have welcomed a number of new and returning members to CADS over the past couple of months, and are currently busy recruiting speakers for next year. If there is a specific person you want to hear from, do let me know.
BANKSTERS
In the UK another banker turned out to have feet of clay. Bob Diamond, the star of Barclays, tried to use the incompetence defence (I didnt know what was happening), and failed even that defence, after one of the politicians asked him how he could claim ignorance of a matter he had testified to a US grand jury about 4 years ago. So hes senile as well as incompetent then. His punishment? Early retirement with another 17+m British pounds of Barclays shareholders and depositors funds, on top of the 150+m he has received from them to date. 4
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