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David Sannes
1751 N. Winona Boulevard
No.2
Los CA 90027-3824
(323) 284-8994
July 24,
Dear Mr. Romney:
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Willard, thy name is hubris. Starting on March 18, 2012, one of my children,
Carla Hamler, began emailing you a weekly packet of my work. All I was trying to do
was obtain the attention of one of your brilliant staffers, in one of your offices in the
United States. Carla sent this immense amount of my work, in science and
engineering, to attract your brilliant mind to developing my dark matter motor
power every energy utilizing purpose of any human on earth,
forever.
Sine I was offering my science and inventions to you for free, I also offered to
work, fOF expense money, to develop advanced dark matter motors, for as long as
myoid age and Vietnam war caused injuries permit.
You and your army of Romulans were just too clever to accept my offer. Your
brilliant team didn't even waste a moment of their time in evaluating my work. I .
shall be forced to donate my simple services to our current and future President of
the United States of America, Barack Obama.
Y?U need to drop your campaign for the office of the Presidency of the United
States of America. To quote your wife, who has publicly noted that you have waited
for your Furn to be President, I believe that you now have released all the tax return
information that "you people need to know about how we live our life."
Yes Mitt, we know you can't release the most recent 23 years of your tax
returns,because a lot of tar and feathers would cloud the air over the United States
of America.
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Since my offer to you has clearly and completely revealed you to the
American electorate, kindly permit me to give you a few campaign slogans.
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Sincerely,
David Richard Sannes
Retired Dairy Farmer fGoat Herder
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Don't let Willard strap America to the roof of his car.
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Willard itt Romulan-more positions than the Kama Sutra.
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Willard will do for your children and grandchildren what he did for Seamus.
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President Romulan will let no tycoon be left behind.
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Mitt-is Aranias on steroids.
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A vote for Romney will restore America to the Great Depression.
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Romney will put millions and millions of Americans back to work-making shoes
for Chinq's children.
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Willard race-baiting birtherism.
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Willard likes women-on the bottom and barefoot.
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Elect a Vulture Capitalist-put the elderly back to work.
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Mitt doesn't worry about the poor-they have cake!
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Willard Mitt Romulan supports women getting equal pay, for equal work, as men-
in China.
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Willard will knock America down and give it a haircut.
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Elect a Vulture Capitalist. Put Americans back to work-in Mexico-doing the jobs
won't do!
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Seamus was a gun enthusiast-he always traveled "strapped."
EPILOGUE
Willard, and American hero, dodged the draft until the Vietnam War was lost. Mitt
shorted America's position, in that war.