TENNIS RACKET By Christopher Peterson

Oh, boy! Kyle and Yo are gonna compete in Fanboy and Chum Chum's variation of tennis. You better watch out...because those balls are a zinger!

TENNIS RACKET

FADE IN: INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY DAY FANBOY & CHUM CHUM were walking down the hallway. Chum Chum holds a JUKEBOX while <THUMPING MUSIC> plays from it. FANBOY Yeah! Fanboy and Chum Chum in the house! <Whooping>

KYLE (O.S) I can do better than you, yo, in any tennis match. YO(O.S) (angrily) I think I am the best. Fanboy and Chum Chum see that KYLE and YO are having an argument over who plays tennis better. They get aggressive and start <YELLING> at each other. KYLE/YO I'm the best! You can't win with those arms! You big palooka! You can't even win! Says you! Shut up! Make me! Why you...! Kyle and Yo proceeds to punch each other Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots style. KYLE/YO <grunts of effort> YO Kyle! You fight like my Grandpa! And Kyle leaps into the air. SFX: <WHOOOOOSH!> He lands a few feet away from Yo.

KYLE Ha, Yo! Pretty strong words come from a Yamagata fan. YO (ballistic) OH, YEAH? Yo lunge at Kyle and give him a right uppercut, which sends him skyrocketing into...

INT. GYM-SAME TIME Kyle land into a pile of balls and lays there face-up. Kyle opens his eyes just in time to see a tennis racquet falling toward him. He reached out and grab the racquet. He stands up and holds it in the air. Yo enters, with a worried smile on her face KYLE I...got...the power!!! Thunder rolled across the heavens. Fanboy strides into view. FANBOY Great! You an Yo are ready to play tennis. But it not your average version of tennis. He thrust a GAMEBOY COLOR towards the screen. The game's title reads Knock Down Tennis with an 8-BIT version of both Kyle and Yo a few feet from each other. The game begins with 8-bit Kyle going to the left side of the gym setting while an 8-bit Yo goes to the opposite side. Both the player (Kyle) and the opponent (Yo) are given tennis balls. As they do this, an ELECTRONIC VOICE sound. ELECTRONIC VOICE Round one! Ready? Three, two, one, let's go! Kyle throws his ball at Yo. With her tennis racquet, Yo hits the ball. Kyle hits it back. SFX: <WHACKING> CONTINUE

CONTINUE: FANBOY(V.O) Simple! All you have to do is hit your opponent with a ball. And whoever get hit with the ball is out. 8-bit Kyle scores a direct it at 8-Bit Yo, and the score is now Player: 1 Opponent: 0. Fanboy and Chum Chum then take the game away from the screen. Kyle gives an affirmative look at Yo, who gives the look back. MICHEAL JOHNSON comes into the scene. MICHEAL JOHNSON Oh, boy! A special variation of tennis! Three CHEERLEADERS enter the scene. CHEERLEADERS Two, four, six, eight, this tennis game sure is great! Let's goooo watch the game! They go to the bleachers. With the SECRET SHOPPER (from the episode of the same name) fallowing. He sit in on of the chairs in front of the bleachers seated by the screaming fans. JANITOR POOPATINE sits next to him POOPATINE Welcome to a new-version of tennis! My name's Poopatine! CHUM CHUM (O.S) Poop! SECRET SHOPPER (baring his ice-coated hand while tipping his hat) And I am the former secret shopper. And I'm casting today's match courtesy of Frosty Mart! LENNY and BOOG are behind the two sportscasters <CHEERING>. LENNY Go get her, Kyle! Boog <POUNDS> on his seat.

BOOG Let him have it, Yo! Yo smirks mischievously. She <WHACKS> the ball, sending it towards Kyle who <SMACKS> it back toward her. The pace increases until it was all a blur.

SECRET SHOPPER Yo serves, Kyle returns, Yo returns, lave, deuce, 6-Spinner, catapult, arrow, rocket, this thrilling! Such poultry in motion! Kyle hits the ball hard, and it shoots toward an alarmed Yo!

POOPATINE Wow! What a smash that was! I guess we shouldn't seen this one coming! One hit and she's a goner. Yo quickly hits the ball hard, the ball hit's Kyle in the face. FANBOY Yo wins! SECRET SHOPPER Way to go! Yo, you did an outstanding job playing this game! What will you do next? YO I better graduate Kyle for being a good sport. Yo walked to Kyle and both shake their hands. KYLE I say, you were outstanding. Same thing tomorrow? YO I guess so. Everyone cheers

EVERYONE Hurray for good sportsmanship!

FADE OUT

THE END