Idiots Anonymous

Volume 1, Issue 44 Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!) So we meet again Professor Moriarty! Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved December 2012

A Recipe For Murder!

DBy Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Whilyyweeweee Take a group of CIA intelligence operatives and place them in a covert mission in Benghazi to recruit Jihadists to fight against Syrians Bashar al-Assads Whileslsffoiho38484857579 regime. Make sure you dont tell anyone in I the Libyan Government that you exist. As a prerequisite to keeping a low profile allow your security measures to be lax. Finally when a group of armed men attack your compound do nothing to protect your diplomatic staff from slaughter. After all is revealed to a shocked American audience, call the mission a consulate, and also lie Only saying that an unruly mob attacked and killed Ambassador Christopher Stevens! Why would Libyan militants want He\\ kill the Ambassador? to Clo The truth must be that as the new Libyan Government was supplying weapons to the Syrian rebels, they had to have known about the US Mission in Libya and most probably were working with them! Furthermore how could the newly (Continued on the next page)

THE END IS ALMOST NEAR; POSTPONED!!!

By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn It was reported in issue # 42 that the Mayan long calendar ended on Dec. 21st of this year. Many believed this sudden stop indicated an end of the world. I however obviously came to the correct conclusion that the record keeper of the calendars ran out of ink! We at Idiots Anonymous are sorry to disappoint you that the end of the world has been postponed to a later date. For those of you who are anxiously waiting it behooves us to describe to you what is going to actually happen, so if you should be out sick that day, you will know what you missed! The day will start out uneventful like any other day. However the cows will moo in a manner that will sound like Katy Perry singing like Jerry Lewis with a stomachache! The gas in your car will have gas at a price you can afford! Obama will join the Tea Party movement! Everyone will remember the real name of Mohammed Ali and the Mets will actually trade for someone that is good! Then the end will start in an inauspicious, but somber mood; not an animal making a sound. Not a leaf will rustle with a still wind blowing. A great darkness will prevail over the entire sphere forcing all jets to fly with their high beams on! The Earth will slowly expand from all the unused Play Dough that was carelessly thrown out without the proper environmental considerations. Finally the Earth will explode creating chaos in the universe and force an alien cleanup crew to work overtime!

The Dear John Letter By John Freeman Columnist (Continued) Awareness; not suspicion! A concerned mother, who means well, started a blog called: "I am Adam Lanza's Mother". The blog intends to draw attention to the problem of mental illness among young people in this country, especially concerning autism. From experience, I know children in my extended family who have struggled with mild cases of autism, so, I feel there should be more awareness about this dilemma in society. However, I don't think now is the time to label this horrific tragedy as a product of autism. For one, it shows sympathy for the shooter, and yes, I know he is only a kid himself, but lets be clear, he acted alone and he acted willingly in unspeakable cruelty. Secondly, we may be more sympathetic to the mother, who, as more details present themselves in this case may have a hard time defending her. The blog in question started two days after the shooting? Only two days!? Thats too soon to have any discussion on anything whether concerning guns, media, or mental illness! I understand what this blogger is trying to do creating a dialogue about autism, but I question its purpose. For example, two days after 9/11, no one said, "I am Osama bin Ladens mother", not even Osama bin Ladens mother. In other words, if you failed as a mother why would you want to broadcast that? Why can't you say I'm Einsteins mother? Strive a little higher. They say Adam Lanza suffered from a form of autism called Aspersers syndrome, but again, lets be careful when we attach any illness to this tragedy because, though we may mean well, we may further isolate a segment of society that already feel like outsiders. Think about it; ask any Muslim you know if 9/11 was good "public relations" for Islam. If Adam Lanza is given the label of "autism" parents will get nervous when their kids are sharing classes with children who are autistic. How else do you think autistic kids or their parents will feel? Its human nature to try and find someone or something as a scapegoat, without looking at the entire big picture. I checked many websites about autism, including Autismspeaks.org, and they all agree with me on this. Our role as parents, or human beings with any common decency, should be praying for the families who are suffering now. Now is not the time to bring autism into the debate, people are already suffering enough in this world, including those who suffer from autism. You may contact The Dear John Letter jfreeman7476@yahoo.com at:

A Recipe For Murder!

(contiuned) By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn formed Libyan Government have not known about the special mission as the US aided Libyan rebels to topple Omar Kaddafi! As of now the only regime that would want Stevens dead is Syria as the US involvement proved to be a thorn in the side of the Syrian dictator, Bashar al-Assad! Who really killed the Ambassador and why may be a mystery, but an even bigger question is why did the Obama staff try to cover up this terrible debacle insisting it was an unruly Libyan mob that slaughtered the Ambassador in a consulate, not a mission? The answer may be that if they did protect the mission, everyone would know it was not a consulate and had a covert purpose! Was Stevens sacrificed? It is obvious from the Congressional report that there was a cover up and most importantly the greatly inefficient security measures necessary to protect those inside! If Syria did have a role in the killing, it would not have been prudent for the US to admit this or else they would inadvertently reveal that the US was playing arms dealer to the Syrian rebels! This leads me to the conclusion that Bashar al-Assad had the Ambassador and three others killed! My final question is why help Egypt, Libya and Syria overthrow their governments; to unite them? If so why?

Russian Ingenuity!
It was told to this reporter by someone who should know, a Radiologist, that a new Russian Mig fighter jet with pilot landed in Japan seeking asylum. After the jet was thoroughly devoured by expert flight engineers, it was discovered the electronics contained vacuum tubes that patterned their ancient ancestors from 50 years ago. Seeking for a reason it was thought that this would be an effective means of saving the electronics from destructive waves that are emitted after EMP bombs explode. The real truth is that the Russian Military cant afford the good stuff!