Husband Suhagraat par wife se"Kabhi Blue Film Dekhi Hai?" WifeHaan ek Bar!

Husband"Aaj Hum wahi Karenge" Wife"Woh Theek Hai, Par Baki 2 Ladke kaha hai ???? Train mein lady bachche ko doodh pilate hue: Pee le warna uncle ko pila dungi, Thodi der baad uncle: Beta jaldi se decide kar tere chakkar mein 2 station already aage aa gaya hu... . Wife: Aaj Main TOWEL mein thi aur Sasur ji aa gaye Husband: Fir tumne kya kiya?? wife: Jo rozana karti hu, TOWEL ko khol ke GHUNGHAT BaNa LIYA, kuch sanskar mujhme bhi hain na...

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nahi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi pad d Rahi Thi... Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa Aur So Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli, Patni :"Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai" Aadmi Gusse Se :"To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai"

Biwi: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai ke Mere Daant Me Keeda Hai.. . . . . . . . . . Pati : Doctor Ne Bimari To Sahi Batai Hai Magar Jagah Galat Batai Hai..

Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga

Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: Banta: Santa: Kyu?

Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?

Ek NRI India Ghumne Aaya Aur Usne Tea-Stall Par Jakar Ek Chai Order Ki. NRI Ko Ek Chhota Ladka Chai Dene Aaya, Jisne Chai Ke Cup Ko Peene Wale Hisse Se Andar Ki Taraf Se Pakda Hua Tha. NRI Ne Chai Ka Ek Ghoot Piya Aur Bola: akadte, Ungli Nahi Doobate Chai Mein Ladka: Tum Log Kab Sudhroge? Chai Is Tarah Nahi P

Sahab Ungli Mein Dard Hai, Dr. Ne Senkne Ke Liye Kaha Tha Bhonsdi Ke Apni Gaand Mein Rakh Ungli, Wahaan Sabse Jayada Sen

NRI Gusse Se Bola: k Milega Ladka:

Sahab Abhi Tak Udhar Hi Thi, Aapke Order Ke Baad Nikalni Padi

Pati-Patni Train Mein Upar Ki Seat Pe Beithe Kahi Ghumne Ja Rahe The. Pati Ko Tharak Chadi To Patni Se Bola. Jab Main Coke Bolu Aur Jab Pepsi Bolu To Tum Kapde Utar Dena, Tange Khol Lena, Tab Main Andar Daluga,

Agar Main Thumps-Up Bolu

Neeche Beithe Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola Aadmi: Thumps-Up Tak To Theek Hai, Agar Limca Mere Upar Girayi To Tum Dono Ki Maa n, Chod Dunga

Santa Ko Bavaseer Ho Gayi, Hakim Ne Kaha Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko Chaar Din Marham Lagaya Aur Kaha, Hakim: Ab Kafi Theek Ho Gayi Hai, Baqi Biwi Se Lagwa Lena

Jab Agle Din Preeto Marham Lagane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Par Rakh a, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lagane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha. Santa: Tera Ek Haath Kandhay Par Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Us Se Marham Laga Rahi Hoon

Preeto Boli:

Santa Chonk Kar Bola: Oh, Hakim Ki Bahan Ki Choot, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Par Hote The

Kajol said to Aamir khan in fanna "Meri Chuut MAin Tere Loray ko panah mil jaye Tere Loray Pe Meri Chuut Fana Ho Jaye" AaMir reply :"Chodne de Aaj Hum Ko Teri Chuut suJane de Khol De Taangain Apni Aur Mujh ko Andar Jaane De Hai Chuut Main Qaid jo Darya Wo choot Jayega Hai Itna Dard K Tera Bister Red Ho Jaye Ga

Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Me Kya Krna Hota Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Tha. Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu..? Daddy: Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Me Kahu Vaise Hi Kriyo.. Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.. Santa: Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai..? Daddy: Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.. Santa: Fir..? . . . . Daddy: Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe..? Santa: Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai.. Daddy: Ab Jo Mere Pas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Pas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Me Daal De.. Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Me Daal Diya..

Santa Ek Din Apne Gaanv Se Door Shahar Mein Mela Dekhne Aaya Hua Tha. Wahaan Uski Cycle Chori Ho Gayi, Bechara Zor-Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya. Santa: Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha To Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Santa Se Bola. Aadmi: Bhai Ro Mat Aaj Raat Mere Ghar Ruk Kar Subha Gaanv Laut Jana, Par Ek Chhot i Si Problem Hai Mere Paas Sirf Ek Hi Khaat Hai Tumhe Khaat Ke Niche Sona Padega Santa Maan Gaya, Raat Ko Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Sath Daru Peekar Sex Karne Laga Aur Masti Mein Bola Aadmi: Aaj To Teri Chut Mein Saari Duniya Dikh Rahi Hai

Niche Leta Santa Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Ek Dam Se Bola Santa: Bhai Sahab, Please Meri Cycle Bhi Dekh Lena Kahaan Par Hai

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hot i.

Boy txts his gf: Kal date pe tum mujhe kiss dogi? Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh? Boy: Koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per. Girl: Ok de dungi. Boy: Boobs choosne do gi? Girl: Ok choos lena. After 20 mins. Boy texts: Yeh sab galat hai...main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta....... Girl: Mujhe pata hai madarchod, tune muth maar li hai.

Most SeX crazy guy in the world. Wife in court: Ye muje bahot ch@dta h, mujhe is k sath nhi rhna. JUDG 2 Hsb: Kitni baar ? Hsb: Raat ko sone se phle,,, adhi raat ko,, subah chai se phle,, chai p k,,

brkfst se phle,,, brkfast k baad,,, office jane se phle,,, dopahr office se aa k lunch krke,,, sham ko office se aa k,,, fir chai p k,,, dinner se phle & dinner krk,,, Judge : Itni baar ch@d k tu BOR nhi hota ? Husbd: Ji jab bor hota hu tab muth maar leta hu..;)