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FRIDAY 8 FEBRUARY 2013
JAMES BARTHOLOMEW
There are alternatives to the NHS
but we must face up to its failure
of professional management was
going to improve it. Then targets were
the answer. In fact, targets were part of
the reason why Stafford treated its
patients so badly. I remember speaking
to a surgeon who was incandescent
after a weekend in which he had been
instructed to operate on people with
minor problems. Others who had just
broken their hips lay in great misery
and discomfort and had to wait until
Monday. Why? To meet targets.
Over the past year and a half, I have
visited 11 countries, looking at their
welfare states. I was trying to discover
the best possible healthcare system. I
would not claim to have found the per-
fect answer, but one thing is clear: the
NHS is not it. In fact, the NHS has
claims to being the worst healthcare
system in the advanced world.
If you look at most measures, the UK
comes out badly. Breast cancer survival
rates? One of the worst. Colorectal can-
cer survival rates? One of the worst
again. Number of MRI scanners per
capita? One of the lowest. Number of
CT scanners? Same again. The OECD
did a study to work out which of its
member countries got the best health-
care in relation to the amount of
money spent. The British NHS was one
of the worst. It is not even good value.
There is no need to reform the NHS. It
needs to be abolished. I mean no disre-
spect to the doctors, nurses and others
in the NHS, who work in extremely dif-
ficult conditions. Their efforts are all
the more admirable given that they
persist in discouraging circumstances. I
also dont mean that nothing should
replace the NHS. International evi-
dence shows that there is an array of
alternatives we could use instead.
Britain could have a social insurance
system like most of western Europe
or a health savings system, or a combi-
nation of the two. In any case, there
should be an element of competition.
The essential flaw is the fact that the
NHS is a monopoly. When providers
know you might take your custom else-
where, they shape up. That is what is
lacking. Choice and competition exist
in practically every other system in the
advanced world. In the Netherlands
and Switzerland you can choose your
insurer. In France, you can choose your
doctor and can go straight to a consult-
ant without visiting a GP. In Singapore,
everybody has a health savings account
and can use the money in it to pay for
their healthcare.
People will say that the British love
the NHS. It even featured in the
Olympics opening ceremony. In reality,
this love is skin-deep. I once took part in
a BBC Radio 4 programme in which I
advocated the abolition of the NHS.
When I told others I was doing this,
they were surprised and some were
shocked at first. But then they would
pause and say something like, Actually
I remember when my father was in
hospital. He was left alone for hours,
disoriented and ignored.
During the programme itself, I was
challenged by experts in the studio and
members of the public phoning in.
Afterwards, the producer looked aston-
ished as he told me that the calls and
texts had broken clearly in favour of
people agreeing with me.
The deaths at Stafford were not an
aberration. They were the tip of an ice-
berg. Most NHS deaths, such as cancer
treated too late or with out-of-date
drugs or not at all, go unrecorded. How
many people have to die unnecessarily
before we accept that the NHS a state
monopoly is inherently a bad system?
For the sake of those we love and for
ourselves, it must go.
James Bartholomew is author of The
Welfare State Were In, which is to be repub-
lished later this year.
Tapscott and Anthony Williams
published Wikinomics, but the power
of crowdsourcing is just beginning to
reveal itself. Utterly inverting the
model of the firm, where you must
hire and exclusively retain the
services of the best people you can,
crowdsourcing looks outward and
offers up problems to be solved
piecemeal by anyone, anywhere.
Powered by the connectivity of the
web, this counterintuitive approach
produces remarkable results and
radical price points. 99designs
provides cut-price logo design
contests; Duolingo teaches languages
for free by using lessons to provide
translation services for third parties.
FROM DROUGHT TO DATA-FLOOD
Certain businesses, notably
publishers, have honed themselves to
produce products that match
customer demand, in a low-data
environment, on the basis of
minimal feedback. It is a challenge
that requires high levels of skill and
sensitivity, effectively reading the
minds of readers. But now Kindles
and web analytics can provide huge
quantities of detailed data on what is
read and how. The skills needed to
exploit this information, to iterate
products, and to adapt to the market
signals made visible, are wholly
different. The businesses that rise will
be the ones that recognise how this
changes their priorities, as
demonstrated by tiny X5 Music. Just a
decade old, it has soared up the
digital music charts, partly by letting
sales data drive track selection.
MASS PERSONALISATION
The age of millions of cheap identical
widgets from China is fading. New
approaches are allowing products to
be individualised on a mass scale.
When something is made on a 3D
printer, there is no difference in cost
between making personalised
versions or identical ones it is just a
question of uploading the right file.
London-based Makies, for instance,
3D prints dolls with uniquely tailored
facial features. And exciting as 3D
printing is, it is by no means the only
technology driving the trend to the
custom-built. Efficiencies allowed by
store-free web businesses with global
shipping open up new possibilities, as
for Indochino. It will send a
tailormade suit to anywhere in the
world for less than 250.
This is an age of terror and wonder.
To thrive and survive, you need to see
what is breaking apart and make the
most of the once-unimaginable
opportunities rising into view.
Marc Sidwell is managing editor at
City A.M.
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FRIDAY 8 FEBRUARY 2013
Labours legacy
[Re: Why Labour is the natural party of
small business and entrepreneurs,
Wednesday]
Chuka Umunnas ideals might be great, but
he has incredible chutzpah to trumpet
Labours credentials for helping small
business. The last Labour government
presided over a massive increase in the size
of the public sector, providing a disincentive
for people to be entrepreneurial. It
clobbered long-term tax-efficient
retirement savings by removing tax breaks
on pension fund dividend income. It
presided over an ongoing trade deficit,
spent so much on welfare benefits, and did
nothing to curb excessive borrowing by
individuals and ridiculous lending by banks.
Finally, it left the economy in recession and
the nation with massive debts. What exactly
should small businesses be grateful to
Labour for? Its perhaps time Umunna
invented New New Labour: less spending,
lower taxes, incentives to support exports,
and for the party to ensure that all parts of
the country benefit.
WilliamComet
[Re: We will have to save far more as
investment returns dwindle, Wednesday]
In Australia, all full-time employees have to
contribute 9 per cent of their salary to a
defined contribution pension scheme.
Whether UK politicians have the foresight to
do something similar here still remains to be
seen.
SeanSmith
T
HE government announced
yesterday that GCSEs will not
be scrapped. The good news is
that the exams will be
significantly reformed,
reflecting the need to raise standards
for every pupil while pushing the
most able. And its not before time.
Having taken GCSEs myself, I
remember how repetitive and boring
they were. Filled with multiple
choice questions, or the opportunity
to provide at most a six-line answer
mentioning key words, it often felt
like the exams were simply going
through the motions.
GCSEs need a radical overhaul. Over
the past decade, pass rates have risen
exponentially. Even shadow educa-
tion secretary Stephen Twigg admits
that there is grade inflation in the
system. But while GCSE results have
reached record levels, this achieve-
ment has not been matched in inter-
national league tables.
According to international compar-
isons by the Programme for
International Student Assessment
(PISA), between 2000 and 2009, 15
year-olds in England fell from seventh
in the world to twenty-fifth in read-
ing, from eighth to twenty-eighth in
maths, and from fourth to sixteenth
in science. A yawning gap has opened
up between the image of educational
success, and the reality of what is tak-
ing place across the world.
And business leaders have been
complaining for over a decade that
GCSEs arent up to scratch, particular-
ly in teaching the basic skills required
for the workplace. Dr Adam Marshall
of the British Chamber of Commerce
recently stated that too many new
employees have lacked basic skills
and required remedial training for
inadequate literacy and numeracy.
Public confidence in GCSEs also
remains low. According to a YouGov
poll taken in June 2012, 60 per cent
Will Premier League financial fair play rules
have a positive impact on English football?
YES
Footballs finances have long needed a rethink. Clubs are incredibly
valuable assets to supporters and communities. They need
sustainable long-term stewardship, not a system of casino
economics, rampant insolvency and a dependency on the whims of a
super-wealthy elite. This can only be achieved through strong
independent regulation that includes financial fair play (FFP). FFP
will introduce more rationality into club finances, encourage
investment, and reduce reliance on debt and benefaction. These
advantages far outweigh the one supposed disadvantage the
possibility of securing big club success. There is a lack of evidence to
support this theory (look at the outcomes in the German Bundesliga,
for example), and there are other ways of improving competitive
balance if necessary, like a more even distribution of the games
wealth. Implementing that alongside FFP really would be progress.
David Lampitt is chief executive of Supporters Direct.
David Lampitt
NO
Stefan Szymanski
Financial fair play is really two things: a rule saying that clubs must
be solvent and pay their debts, and a rule that says that football
expenditure must be less than football income. The first rule is a
basic principle for running any sound commercial organisation no
problem there. But the second rule protects the interests of big
clubs by limiting the opportunity of smaller clubs to invest in a
competitive team. The rule is targeted at the sugar daddies, but
they are not the cause of the insolvency problems in European
football and have in fact brought billions into the game and made it
more attractive. The rule will limit competition on the pitch and may
be illegal, as it restricts competition for players without bringing
any benefit to the fans. Worse still, in the longer term it could drive
the best players to sign for clubs in China and the Gulf.
Stefan Szymanski is professor of sport management at the
University of Michigan. www.soccernomics-agency.com
Correct GCSE flaws
or Britain will lose
the global contest
think it has got easier to get a good
GCSE in recent years. And its not just
the public and parents who have lit-
tle confidence in the current system.
A recent survey showed just 51 per
cent of students in 2011 had confi-
dence in the GCSE exam system.
The most significant problem is
that the uptake of core subjects
maths, English, the three sciences,
history, geography and modern lan-
guages has slumped. In 1997, 50 per
cent of pupils were entered into five
or more of these subjects This figure
had more than halved by 2010, with
only 22 per cent of pupils sitting
these subjects.
By contrast, the think tank Reform
found that of the ten leading devel-
oped countries, eight require exami-
nations in at least four academic
subjects. If we do not ensure that
pupils are taking the core qualifica-
tions that provide a broad base for
the skills and knowledge that are
needed in the modern world, Britain
will fall further behind when it
comes to jobs and investment.
We are in a global race, in which the
qualifications of the twentieth centu-
ry will no longer equip us with the
necessary skills and knowledge need-
ed for the modern world. This means
that we need to emulate the coun-
tries that are powering ahead, teach-
ing the subjects that matter, backed
up by a rigorous education system
that will not accept second best.
Chris Skidmore is Conservative MP for
Kingswood, and a member of the Education
Select Committee.
CHRIS SKIDMORE
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Education reform is necessary. A pass at
GCSE is achievable by virtually everyone,
rendering them pointless.
@Henry_UK
The EBacc was one of the few decent
reforms the Tories were attempting. And
they obviously end up scrapping it.
@fgr62
So what did we learn from Mark Carney
yesterday? Hes a diplomat and good
communicator. Will he shake up the Bank of
England? The jury is out on that one.
@asentance
EUs long-term budget may be cut but itll
remain out of step with economic reality.
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NO BETTER half? No need! If you arent
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Sher shines in The Captain
W
ERE IT not based on real life
events, The Captain of
Kpenick would be
criticised for implausibility.
Written in 1931 but set just before
the first world war, German writer
Carl Zuckmayers play tells the story
of a real historical figure by the
name of Wilhelm Voigt (1849-1922),
a mustachioed, bowler-hatted petty
thief.
Voigt was living as an unregistered
resident in Berlin in 1906 when he
donned an old captains uniform,
took command of four unsuspecting
grenadiers, occupied the Kpenick
town hall and had the treasurer
arrested on charges of corruption.
His crime amused the German pub-
lic and even won a smirk from the
Kaiser, who eventually pardoned him
for his indiscretion.
Zuckmayer didnt exactly have to
work hard to eke out the satirical res-
onance from Voigts story. The
absurdly militarised society and the
perils of blind respect for uniform
are obvious themes, and ones that
adaptor Ron Hutchinson and direc-
tor Adrian Noble arent afraid of
hammering home.
What the production lacks in sub-
tlety it partly makes up for in
humour. Antony Sher gives a delight-
fully bouncy performance as Voigt
the honest thief. His German
accent sometimes fails him, but
these lapses only serve to compli-
ment the atmosphere of subterfuge
and preposterous gullibility. In his
bogus military garb hes a ball of
energy, leaping around and calling
soldiers to attention with the excited
enthusiasm of child at a fancy dress
party.
There are structural flaws, though.
A bloated first act keeps us waiting
too long for Voigt to undertake his
farcical charade.
There is also an issue of context:
the criticisms of chest-thumping
nationalism would have had real
urgency in 1931 Germany, but here
they feel laboured through repeti-
tion.
THE LATEST from writer-director
Joseph Levine (50/50, The Wackness)
is a typically off-beat teen movie set
in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
A marauding, dull-eyed army of
the undead has invaded the world,
and an ever-dwindling population of
human beings have barricaded
themselves in a nameless city.
Heavily armed soldiers keep guard,
primed to shoot trespassing zombies
on sight.
One of these Zombies is R (a
terrific Nicholas Hoult). R feels
trapped in his Zombie body
and grapples with his
insatiable appetite for human
brains. To make matters
worse hes in love. With
a human.
Misunderstood,
shuffling around in
raggedy clothes and
tormented by urges
he finds impossible to act on hes
just like any teenager, really.
One moment theyre in a rickety
house by the sea, the next theyre
playing Joni Mitchell records in
the abandoned cockpit of a 747.
Levine is happy to leave things
unexplained, lending a
pleasant dreamlike quality to
proceedings. In its best
moments, Warm Bodies
achieves a Donnie
Darko-style
otherworldliness.
Excellent
supporting turns
from Teresa Palmer,
John Malkovic and
Analeigh Tipton
make up for the
overly tidy ending.
The Olivier theatres large, versa-
tile space is put to good use, with a
protruding, beautifully jaunty
cityscape designed by Anthony
Ward. The early twentieth century
clothing, combined with satirical
potshots at the military, evoke a feel-
ing of Laurel and Hardy or Charlie
Chaplin and the spinning stage is
taken full advantage of by the physi-
cal comedy.
None of the plays problems are
Warm Bodies: a terrific teen romp
Wreck-It Ralph is nostalgic fun
FILM
WRECK IT RALPH
Cert: PG | By Annabel Palmer
hhhii
WRECK-IT RALPHwas a project
in good hands: executive
produced by John Lasseter (Toy
Story) and directed by Emmy-
award winner Rich Moore (The
Simpsons).
True to Disney form, its a
journey towards the realisation
that theres no one Id rather be
than me, this time set inside the
creative and colourful collection
of video games that form
Litwaks Arcade. It made me
want to dig out my old Sega for a
quick game of Sonic the
Hedgehog.
When the arcade closes each
night, its game characters are
free to travel to other games.
Ralph (John C Reilly) is tired of
being the bad guy in his own
game, Fix-It Felix Junior. He
spends his days destroying
masonry and his nights sleeping
alone in a pile of bricks, while his
squeaky clean rival, Fix-It Felix
Junior, laps up the glory that
comes with being the hero. His
game's retro vibe has kept the kids
coming back for more, and its 30th
anniversary has driven poor Ralph
to existential crisis. But a rare
appearance at the Bad-Anon
support group for video game
antagonists leads to an epiphany:
he will travel to a different game
and win a shiny gold medal to
prove his worth.
Ralph busts into the
warlike, hyper realistic
Hero's Duty (it makes
Gotham City look like
Miami Beach), and gets his
medal, but a run-in with
the game's very own bad
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of Kpenick
Hitchcock biopic
looks good but
enlightens little
down to the cast, who turn in
ahem uniformly good performanc-
es. The rotund Anthony ODonnells
Captain of Kpenick who Voigt
quarantines and pretends to investi-
gate for municipal corruption is an
amusingly immobile foil for the irre-
pressible Sher.
Captain of Kpenick is at times
bloated and inefficient, but remains
undeniably funny and warmhearted
a peculiarly un-German affair.
I Give it a Year
is a tired stab at
a Brit rom-com
FILM
I GIVE IT A YEAR
Cert: 15 | by Alex Dymoke
hiiii
WHAT COULD be worse than
sitting through the wedding
of two selfish and
incompatible people that you
dont know or like? I can tell
you: sitting through the
aftermath having to watch
as the marriage dies a slow
death at the hands of petty,
bin-related domestic disputes,
feuds with the in-laws and
built up resentments.
High powered ad exec Nat
(Rose Byrne) and failing writer
Josh (Rafe Spall) get married in
the first ten minutes of I Give
it a Year, before gradually and
simultaneously realising that
theyre both in love with other
people. Dont be fooled,
though, the superficially
unconventional set up still
leads to a nauseatingly
sentimental climax.
Writer-director Dan Mazer
claims to have subverted the
wedding rom-com, but a series
of clichs in reverse order is
still a series of clichs.
Inappropriate best man
speech? Check. Inept man
buying lingerie for his
girlfriend? Check. Airport
reunion? Check. Ensemble of
sex-obsessed friends? Check.
The unoriginality of the
writing is matched by the
ineptitude of the acting (save
for an overly brief cameo from
Tim Key). Rafe Spall is
supposed to be an attractive,
down on his luck creative type
in the mould of Hugh Grant in
Notting Hill, but his character
more closely resembles Jez
from Peep Show.
The characters are
unpleasant, the jokes arent
funny and the soundtrack
includes Snow Patrol. The
experience brought to mind
some kind of awful
interrogation technique: not
only was I being tortured, I
was also being subjected to
loud, offensive music designed
to disorientate and chip away
at morale.
Some of the edgier
material could only have been
justified by an underlying
goodheartedness that was
glaringly absent. In the end it
is a badly written, badly acted
farce, spluttering sexual
assault jokes into a silent
screening room.
Same dreary plot, different order
FILM
HITCHCOCK
Cert 12A | By Steve Dinneen
hhiii
A
NTHONY HOPKINS, by his
own admission, doesnt go
in for all this fancy method
acting. He turns up and he
reads the script. The problem is,
sometimes it really shows
beyond the rippling fat-suit and
layers of impressive cosmetics,
the only similarity between him
and Alfred Hitchcock is their
initials.
Hitchcock centres around the
troubled birth of the directors
most famous movie, Psycho, with
Hitch (as he is known to his
friends) already a well-established,
grossly-obese, foie gras guzzling
control-freak.
His unhealthy, sexually charged
obsessions with his blond female
leads (Tippi Hedren, star of The
Birds, was especially distraught
after his crude advances) is a
central theme, although director
Sacha Gervasi is at pains to keep
matters upbeat.
The result is a messy portrait of
the artist at work that veers from
jaunty caper-movie to
psychological drama, with little
holding the two poles together.
The use of imagined
conversations between Hitch and
Ed Gein the real-life serial killer
who inspired Psycho is a lazy
way of addressing the directors
demons, and the shots of Geins
isolated farmhouse, presumably
intended to look
Hitchcockesque, are a clumsy
imitation.
Helen Mirren brings some
warmth to the proceedings as
Hitchs long-suffering wife Alma
Reville, who is by far the most
fully-formed member of the
supporting cast. While Hitchcock
offers little insight into the mind
of the great director, Almas
pivotal role in his success
including her expert eye during
the editing process is at least an
interesting consolation.
The star turn, though, comes
from James DArcy as Anthony
Perkins, the actor who played the
infamous Norman Bates. DArcy
looks creepily like the actor and
nails his mannerisms Gervasis
biggest crime is restricting him to
just a handful of scenes.
Scarlett Johansson has little to
do as Janet Leigh, except look
good with a short, blond haircut
(notwithstanding some impressive
screeching during the
reconstruction of one particular
scene from Psycho you can
probably guess which one). This
could be a statement on Hitchs
infamous treatment of his stars
they were cattle; props to allow
him to realise his genius or it
could be that there just wasnt
the space for another fully
developed personality.
Hitchcock suffers from making
too few choices: on one hand, it
could have been a jolly romp
through late 1950s Hollywood, on
the other, a searing portrait of a
troubled genius. Gervasi has a
stab at both and, like Leighs
Marion Crane in Psycho, is
already dead half an hour in.
Anthony Hopkins looks the part as the rotund Alfred Hitchcock
for lovers of video-games
guys (cy-bugs) forces him to crash
land next door in the saccharine
go-kart game, Sugar Rush. In
search of his medal, he meets
fellow misfit Vanellope von
Schweetz (Sarah Silverman). Its
here that the film
switches from
kids film for
adults,
complete with
kidult humour
(think Shrek), to
kids film for
kids (think
Cars). The pair
strike up an
unlikely but
mutually
beneficial
friendship
she needs
help racing,
he needs her
to win back
his stolen
gold medal. They encounter
perilous obstacles in the form of
King Candy, who's like a Mad
Hatter with wheels, and an attack
of cy-bugs, who must be
eliminated for the arcade to
survive.
Lovers of 80s computer games
will be filled with nostalgia, with
myriad references to Pac-Man,
Donkey Kong and their ilk (Sugar
Rush a hot pink visual wonder
with every sweet treat you could
think of is like a Japanese version
of Super Mario Kart, complete
with its very own Rainbow Road).
Parallels with Pixars Toy Story
abound these arcade games fear
theyll be unloved and unplugged
in the same way Woody and Buzz
fear abandonment. But ultimately
Wreck-It Ralph has too much
Disney sentimentality and not
enough of the depth or charm we
have come to expect from one of
Pixars modern classics.
Captain of
Kpenick is a
Python-esque
exercise in
physical comedy
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WE HAD some thrilling finishes in
last weeks Blue Square Bet
Sprint Series and were really building
up a head of steam with the Grand
Final just two weeks away.
Luke Morris returns to Lingfield Park
Racecourse tomorrow having had to sit
out all but one of the rounds so far
through suspension. We rate him 16/1
to defend his top jockey in the series
award.
William Carson is our firm 2/1
favourite and Violet Jordan is just 4/9
to be the top trainer after two
successes with Frognal helped give her
a 10 point lead over David Evans (13/8)
in the standings.
Looking at tomorrow and I like NIGHT
TRADE in the 2.35pm. She came back
from a long lay-off to finish a close
second at Wolverhampton last time
out. In round three last year she was
beaten into third by no more than a
neck at 20/1. She wont be anything
like that price this time but, with Morris
on board, the mare can exploit a nice
mark to win for the first time since July
of last year.
RESTLESS BAY has been campaigned
at seven furlongs since his January
success in round two. A win here would
see Conor Dores five-year-old scoop
enough points to have a nice rest
before the Grand Final and that surely
must be the trainers plan. Hayley
Turner takes over from Morris in the
saddle and she is just as capable
around the Surrey venue.
As ever, bet with Blue Square Bet and
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TOMORROWS Betfair Hurdle at Newbury
(3.00pm) seems to revolve around Nicky
Hendersons My Tent Or Yours.
With the stable losing Champion
Hurdle contender Darlan in a tragic fall at
Doncaster on Monday, it would be great
to see AP McCoy, who was on board
Darlan when he upturned at the last, and
owner JP McManus end the week with
some better news.
My Tent Or Yours has always been well-
regarded, starting an odds-on favourite in
five of his six career runs, and is a leading
prospect for the Supreme Novices Hurdle
at the Cheltenham Festival next month. A
win will see him cut for the Festivals first
contest but he was 12/1 when the betting
opened for this race and is now just a
general 7/2 shot.
So, from a value perspective I can leave
him alone, especially as the last five
winners all carried less than the 11st2lb
the six-year-old has to shoulder.
The two that interest me are RONALDO
DES MOTTES and VILLAGE VIC for
trainers David Pipe and Philip Hobbs
respectively.
Ronaldo Des Mottes hasnt won since
December 2009, but for an eight-year-old
he is lightly-raced. His best ever career
effort was in this race two years ago,
when he just failed to concede 7lb to Get
Me Out Of Here.
The Rifapour gelding is just 2lb higher
than that second place finish now and he
should improve on a satisfactory
reappearance at Sandown last month. The
decent claimer Tom Bellamy takes off 7lb
meaning he is on a very manageable
weight of 10st4lb. Hes 12/1 with Star
Sports.
Village Vic has come up against three of
the most exciting novice hurdlers in his
last three outings The New One,
Coneygree and Melodic Rendezvous but
the fact the son of Old Vic has started
favourite in two of those suggest
connections think he is a lot better than
hes been able to show so far.
A short break should have done him
some good and a repeat of his close
second to The New One at Cheltenham
last October should see him have a say in
proceedings. Elsewhere on a brilliant
card, Silviniaco Conti (2.25pm), Simonsig
(3.00pm) and Unioniste (4.10pm) all look
very difficult to beat as they bid to enhance
their Festival claims. Paul Nicholls
Unioniste was mightily impressive at
Cheltenham last time, defying his lack of
experience to win readily from experienced
yardsticks. The five-year-old will at least be
odds-against.
Over at Leopardstown, two of Irelands
most exciting chasers, FLEMENSTAR and
Sir Des Champs, do battle once more in the
Irish Hennessy (3.20pm).
The bookmakers can hardly split the pair
with Peter Caseys Flemenstar just shading
the betting at 6/5 with Coral. Willie
Mullins Sir Des Champs is 5/4 with Blue
Square Bet but was beaten convincingly by
the former at Punchestown in December
and again just edged out in the Lexus Chase
when he was fourth, just a short head
behind Flemenstar.
Supporters hope a combination of better
ground and slight question marks over his
rivals stamina may see last years Jewson
winner reverse the form.
Perhaps tactics here at the Dublin course
in the Lexus undid Flemenstar, who had
them all off the bridal turning for home
before weakening in the final furlong and
getting nabbed near the line.
He travelled like the best horse that day
and on slightly better ground he is worth
another chance to show he stays three miles.
Sir Des Champs jumped poorly and has it all
to prove having yet to reach the heights of
last year.
The likes of Quel Esprit and Joncol are held
on all known form and its a big step up for
Roi Du Mee.
Looking ahead, Paddy Power have priced
up the Racing Plus Chase at Kempton on
Saturday 23 February and make WYCK HILL
their 6/1 favourite. That is a great bet
considering that Wyck Hill beat Katenko by
four lengths at Ascot in December.
Katenko has gone on to demolish his
opponents in two decent contests since en
route to a crack at the Gold Cup and Michael
Bridgewater holds similar aspirations for
Wyck Hill, who has to be winning this sort of
race if he is to go for Cheltenhams
showpiece event. With Katenko now rated
158, the nine-year-old looks really well-
handicapped off 142.
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RONALDO DES MOTTES e/w 3.00pm Sandown (tomorrow)
VILLAGE VIC e/w 3.00pm Sandown (tomorrow)
FLEMENSTAR 3.20pm Leopardstown (tomorrow)
WYCK HILL Racing Plus Chase (23 February, Kempton)
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PLENTY of races at this year's
Cheltenham Festival have a far more
open feel to them than usual.
The markets for the Gold Cup and
World Hurdle currently resemble
handicaps, while the Neptune Novices
Hurdle is shaping up to be one of the
races of the week.
One race that doesn't look quite so
competitive is the Albert Bartlett
Novices' Hurdle.
At Fishers Cross currently heads the
betting after his gutsy defeat of the
highly-rated The New One on
bottomless ground on Trials Day last
month.
Although he seems to be progressing
and will unquestionably be suited by
the near half-mile step up in trip, there
is a suspicion he may be reliant on soft
ground something thats not
guaranteed on the final day of the
meeting.
Irish raider Pont Alexandre, who still
holds a prominent position at the head
of most lists, is being aimed at the
Neptune two days earlier according to
his trainer Willie Mullins but his
powerful stable will be represented by
BALLYCASEY.
The lightly raced six-year-old was
having only his second start over
hurdles at Thurles last month and
relished the step up to two-and-three-
quarter miles.
He won in the style of a smart
prospect that day and Ruby Walsh
needed only a twitch of the reins to
settle things some way from home.
Walsh looks set to renew the
partnership next month and I expect
the 6/1 on offer with Star Sports to
collapse as the meeting approaches.
More importantly, I think Ballycasey
will go very close.
BY BILL ESDAILE
nPointers
BALLYCASEY 6/1 Albert Bartlett Hurdle
(Cheltenham Festival)
Red Rose can build on fine
form by passing Dublin test
E
NGLAND meet Ireland at the
Aviva Stadium for the second
round of Six Nations matches
after a memorable opening
weekend that featured an impressive
defeat of Scotland by the Red Rose and
another significant step forward for
Italian rugby as they edged out France.
Stuart Lancasters decision to trust a
number of younger players was vindi-
cated as England ran out 38-18 winners
to emerge as 6/5 favourites for the tour-
nament with Star Sports. He has fash-
ioned a side that has a blend of youth
and experience which is thriving under
his regime.
A perfect example is Gloucesters Billy
Twelvetrees, who grabbed his opportu-
nity on debut with a try at
Twickenham, and the dynamic centre
is set to earn his second cap. There was
speculation around whether he would
drop to the bench as Manu Tuilagi has
returned to training but I wouldnt be
surprised to see the Leicester centre
used as an impact replacement.
England did what they had to against
the Scots and now have their first gen-
uine test against Ireland, who began
with an entertaining 30-22 triumph at
the Millennium Stadium.
Declan Kidneys side blew Wales away
for the opening 40 minutes in Cardiff,
yet were unable to match the intensity
through the second period as the hosts
fought back to give Ireland a real scare.
Sundays clash will be the sixth time
in five years that Ireland and England
have met and its three victories apiece.
England have claimed the past two
internationals against the Emerald Isle,
including a convincing 30-9 victory in
last years tournament. It was the sec-
ond successive game that England have
prevented Ireland scoring a try and they
managed only nine points in each
defeat.
Ireland do have some exciting attack-
ing talent coming through that will test
Englands defence and mercurial winger
Simon Zebo is certainly one to watch.
Brian ODriscolls return last weekend
gives the side some added experience in
midfield, yet Im not convinced the Irish
are capable of putting together 80 min-
utes of rugby and thats where England
hold the advantage.
Whoever wins this crunch game will
have the momentum going forward
and will be in a strong position to land
the tournament and the Grand Slam
after Frances shock defeat to the
Italians.
Englands squad has the perfect bal-
ance and excellent options from the
bench to rely on to help close out a tight
game. Coral have both sides at 10/11 and
at those prices Im keen to take on the
hosts and back England to win a third
successive game over Ireland.
The average winning margin of the
Red Roses past two internationals with
Ireland currently stands at 16 points, so
a buy of Englands supremacy at 4 with
Sporting Index is also recommended.
England can land a
third successive win
over Ireland on
Sunday
nPointers
England to beat Ireland at 10/11 with Coral
Buy Englands supremacy at 4 with Sporting Index
nPointers
Newcastle double chance at 11/10 with Blue Square Bet
Draw (Man Utd v Everton) at 3/1 with Coral
2-2 correct score (Man Utd v Everton) at 16/1 with Coral
HAVING had a frustrating few months with a
leaky defence, its now in attack that Tottenham
find themselves struggling.
Spurs are likely to line up tomorrow
lunchtime without a recognised striker on the
pitch. Jermain Defoe is ruled out through injury
and Emmanuel Adebayor has just returned
from the Africa Cup of Nations.
No one is quite sure what went on behind the
scenes in January, but Andre Villas-Boass
failure to get a frontman in may come back to
bite him as the club battle to hold on to a top
four spot in the Premier League.
Tottenham havent managed more than one
goal in any of their last five matches and I think
they are vulnerable to a resurgent Newcastle.
The signings of seemingly half of France during
the transfer window reaped immediate rewards
when Moussa Sissoko starred in back-to-back
victories for the Magpies against Aston Villa and
Chelsea and it was the former Toulouse mans
brace last weekend that gave them that
memorable 3-2 win.
If Alan Pardews men can keep Gareth Bale
quiet then I can see the visitors leaving White
Hart Lane with at least a point.
The Newcastle double chance draw or
away win is 11/10 with Blue Square Bet and
thats worth snapping up.
At Old Trafford on Sunday, Manchester United
will bid to banish memories of last Aprils 4-4
game with Everton that arguably cost them the
title. The Toffees fought back from 3-1 and 4-2
down to force a draw that day.
Everton beat their hosts this weekend 1-0 on
the opening match of the season at Goodison
Park and, although the Merseysiders draw too
many of their league games 12 of 25 so far
they have lost just once in their last 10,
proving just what a tough nut David
Moyes men are to crack.
It seems inconceivable that the Red
Devils can saunter on in the title race
without dropping points at some stage
and this certainly looks one of their
toughest games for a while.
At a generous 3/1 with Coral, chance
the draw, and, with both teams more
than capable of finding the net, the 2-2
correct scoreline at 16/1 with Coral must
also be worth a punt.
Danger man:
Newcastle must
keep Gareth
Bale in check if
theyre to get
anything at
White Hart Lane
tomorrow
WEST HAM captain Kevin Nolan has
called for the January transfer win-
dow to be scrapped, insisting no one
in football is in favour of it any more.
His comments come after Queens
Park Rangers manager Harry
Redknapp complained of gang war-
fare among agents trying to muscle
in on each others transactions as
last weeks deadline approached.
Hammers co-owner David Sullivan
echoed Redknapps remarks, alleg-
ing that one agent threatened him
with physical violence, while Arsenal
boss Arsene Wenger has also called
for radical reform of the window.
Nolan admitted West Ham boss
Sam Allardyce had not enjoyed a
month of uncertainty over who
would be joining or departing his
squad as the club prepared for the
end of season run-in.
I think its starting to get to every-
one, this transfer window thats
just gone. I dont think anybody
likes it any more, said Nolan,
who tried his hand at trading
on a visit to the City this week
as West Ham announced a
new shirt sponsorship with
forex broker Alpari.
Harry Redknapp was
genius when he said about
it being like gang warfare.
I think everyone does feel
that way about it now.
All the managers and
owners do really feel that
way about it.
The Premier League has operated a
January transfer window, in line
with other European leagues, since
Scrap January window,
says Hammers captain
2003, and Nolan believes the novelty
of winter trading has worn off.
Its lost the little sparkle it had
when it first started, he added. I
must admit I have Sky Sports News
on every day but I didnt this month,
even when it came to the final hours
and the final countdown, it just did-
nt grab me this time. In July I was all
over it, looking forward to getting
back to football, seeing whos moving
and all that it was great then. But in
my opinion its lost its sparkle.
Michel Platini, president of
European governing body Uefa, last
week hinted that growing opposition
to the January window may force him
to consider scrapping it altogether.
I think a lot of coaches are unhap-
py about it because they dont know
if they are going to end the competi-
tion with the same team they started
with, said Platini.
I think its unacceptable when, in
one part of the competition, a player
plays for team A against team B and,
in the second half, he plays for team B
against team A. This transfer window
has been created to allow for a certain
amount of business in a few other sit-
uations, but I think overall it dam-
ages the competitions.
Redknapp, a manager of 30 years
experience, said a shortage of deals
had made agents more aggressive in
pursuing a cut. I have never seen
anything like this transfer window,
he said. Every agent seems to be try-
ing to screw each other. Its like gang
warfare out there. Its scary.
Wenger has argued that Uefa
should abandon the window, or
impose limits on how man players
clubs can buy. He said: I think it
[January transfers] should all
be completely cut out or lim-
ited to two players.
West Hams three-year
shirt deal with Alpari
starts next season and is
understood to be worth the
club 3m per year.
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Spurs look to Adebayor as Defoe ruled out
TOTTENHAM manager Andre
Villas-Boas insists centre-forward
Emmanuel Adebayor will go
straight back into the side
tomorrow against Newcastle,
despite doubts over his fitness.
Jermain Defoes ankle injury,
suffered in Sundays win at West
Brom, is set to keep him sidelined
for three weeks, leaving Adebayor,
who has scored just two Premier
League goals this season, the
clubs only fit striker.
Adebayor was due back in north
London last night or this morning
after a three-week absence
representing Togo at the Africa
Cup of Nations, where they
reached the quarter-finals.
Villas-Boas intends to select him
but admits he does not know
whether Adebayor will be fit
enough to start the lunchtime
kick-off at White Hart Lane.
Obviously we have to take a
look at him first, said Villas-Boas.
We dont have any news
regarding injuries, so hes going to
be selected for sure. I have to
make a decision whether he will
be in the starting XI or not.
Villas-Boas has been indebted to
Gareth Bale for decisive goals in
the last two games, and believes
the Wales winger will stay at
Tottenham if they can clinch
Champions League qualification.
This is where most clubs want
to be, and where most want to
play, he said. Its part of our
objectives so achieving it means
we can attract better players and
hold on to our best players.
Tottenham could overtake
Chelsea and climb to third in the
league by beating Newcastle.
Nolan says
managers and
owners are tired
of the window
CHELSEA and England midfielder
Frank Lampards 12-year
association with the club could be
set for a surprise extension after
Blues chiefs changed their mind
about offering him a new contract.
Lampard had been expected to
leave Stamford Bridge in the
summer when his current deal
expires, but Chelsea owner Roman
Abramovich is believed to have
reconsidered amid fan protests.
The evergreen 34-year-old
underlined his longevity by scoring
the winner in Englands 2-1
friendly win over Brazil on
Lampard looks set to remain a
Blue after clubs U-turn on deal
Wednesday, and is only five goals
short of equalling Chelseas all-
time scoring record.
Chelseas apparent U-turn comes
after England manager Roy
Hodgson warned Lampard that he
would be putting his international
future in jeopardy if he joined a
club outside of Europe.
If he goes further afield and
follows David [Beckham to LA
Galaxy], it complicates matters but
it doesnt mean your career is over
with England, Hodgson said.
But the further afield you go,
the more problematic it gets for
the media and the England
manager to follow you.
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IN BRIEF
League rejects new Pompey bid
nFOOTBALL: Portsmouth face being
kicked out of the Football League if a
new bid for the club from takeover
broker Keith Harris succeeds. The
Football League said it would only
renew the clubs membership if the
Portsmouth Supporters Trust bought
and took them out of administration
by the end of the season.
GB women enjoy perfect start
nTENNIS: Great Britain thrashed
Bosnia-Herzegovina 3-0 in their
opening Fed Cup Euro/Africa Group I
tie yesterday. Heather Watson and
Anne Keothavong won singles
matches before Laura Robson and
Johanna Konta won the doubles.
BRITAINS Mark Cavendish is poised
to clinch his first title with new
team Omega Pharma-QuickStep
today after winning a third stage in a
row on cyclings Tour of Qatar.
Cavendish produced a trademark
sprint finish to win yesterdays fifth
stage and extend his lead over
American Brent Bookwalter to 15
seconds. The Isle of Man rider needs
only to avoid a disastrous final stage
today to claim the second overall win
of his career and a first since leaving
Team Sky after the 2012 season.
We knew if we got through today
it would be easy tomorrow, said the
27-year-old, who won the Tour de
Frances green jersey in 2011.
The last two days of course we
wanted the big commitment, but we
really got out the unit today. We just
rode incredible as a unit.
Cavendish has now won four
stages in three weeks with the team.
BY FRANK DALLERES
Cavendish closes in on maiden
title since ditching Team Sky
Results
RUGBY
COMMENT
HUGH VYVYAN
WALES WITHOUT WARBURTON IN PARIS
WALES will be without inspirational captain Sam Warburton for tomorrows RBS Six
Nations trip to France after the flanker failed to recover from a shoulder injury. Justin
Tipuric replaces Warburton, while Ryan Jones returns to lead the side.
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S IT premature to be calling
Englands game in Dublin a Six
Nations title decider? If England
clear the breakdown as quickly as
they did against New Zealand and
Scotland then I back them to win
tomorrow. Whats certain is the
magic of the championship means
we can anticipate drama.
This years tournament looked too
close to call for many pundits.
Scotland and Italy are always capable
of an upset (ask France), Wales are on
a dreadful run and have problems
with confidence and injury, while
Ireland are striving to find the form
of their provinces.
The first game between those two
was a humdinger, which I think
Ireland just deserved. France slipped
on the annual Italian banana skin
and have difficult trips to England
and Ireland, but never write them
off. England looked most impressive,
are full of confidence and, with the
increase in stability and maturity,
they will convert the narrow losses of
last summer and autumn into good
wins, as they did against Scotland.
It was pleasing to see Saracens lads
Breakdown key
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HARLEQUINS centre Matt Hopper
insists they have learned the lessons
of a dramatic opening day victory
ahead of tomorrows return Aviva
Premiership clash with Wasps.
Leaders Quins were shocked by
their London rivals in the seasons
curtain raiser at Twickenham,
falling 40-13 behind before an
astonishing comeback saw them
snatch a 42-40 win.
We know exactly what they are
capable of after the first game, said
Hopper. For the first 55 minutes
they blew us away so we are all
aware of the threat they pose. Weve
looked at what they do and how we
can stop them but training is more
about getting our heads down and
focusing on what we can do.
Second-placed Saracens, who have
not lost an away game since
November, will look to keep on the
heels of their London rivals when
they travel to the Madejski Stadium
to take on relegation-threatened
London Irish.
Elsewhere London Welsh face a
huge test of their Premiership
credentials when visit Welford Road
to face Leicester Tigers.
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BY CHARLIE TALBOT-SMITH
Roman Abramovich (left) and Sheikh Mansour have spent hundreds of millions of pounds on transforming Chelsea and Manchester City
THE DAYS of mega-rich individuals,
such as Roman Abramovich at
Chelsea and Sheikh Mansour at
Manchester City, lavishing billions
on clubs in pursuit of instant success
are over after Englands top teams
agreed historic new financial rules.
Premier League clubs will face
points deductions if they lose more
than 105m over a three-year period
or increase wages by more than 4m
a year. The regulations take effect
from next season and were narrowly
passed at a vote of top-flight
chairmen in London yesterday.
Advocates of the moves, such as
West Ham chairman David Gold, say
they are an effort to curtail spending
and will prevent more teams from
following Portsmouth into a spiral of
financial difficulties and decline.
Critics, such as football economics
expert Professor Stefan Szymanski,
argue that the rules will hinder
competition by cementing the
dominance of the established big
clubs and, as such, may be illegal.
So-called sugar daddies such as
Abramovich and Sheikh Mansour
have transformed their clubs
fortunes by pumping in hundreds of
millions of pounds to cover spending
something Premier League
chairman Richard Scudamore said
would no longer be permitted.
A new owner or even an existing
owner with a change in attitude or
in fortunes can invest a decent
amount of money to improve their
club, he said. But they arent going
to be throwing hundreds of millions
at it in a very short period of time.
Im not criticising that Ive been
supportive of what they have done.
Scudamore said he would push
the leagues disciplinary commission
to levy points deductions on clubs
who flout the 105m threshold,
which is significantly less strict than
the limit imposed on teams playing
in European competition. If there is
a material breach of that rule we will
be asking the commission to
consider top-end sanctions, he said.
Chelsea, who must comply with
the stricter Uefa rules anyway, voted
in favour of the moves. It is believed
that City, Fulham, West Brom, Aston
Villa and Swansea opposed the
changes, with Reading abstaining.
Gold, writing in todays City A.M.,
said he would have favoured even
tougher limits on spending but
welcomed the compromise as a step
towards preventing further
insolvencies like Portsmouth.
Professor Szymanski believes that
measures to prevent sugar daddies
bankrolling losses could harm
English football. The rule will limit
competition on the pitch and may
also be illegal since it restricts
competition for players without
bringing any benefit to the fans, he
writes in todays City A.M. Longer
term it may drive the best players to
sign for clubs in China and the Gulf.
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Top football clubs call
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financial fairplay in
FOOTBALL
T
HIS is something we Premier
League clubs have talked about
for years and there hasnt been
the appetite. But in the last
couple of years there has been a shift
of views probably prompted by the
Portsmouth situation, which shook
everybody and now fortunately
weve agreed to put in some protocols
that I think will ensure another
Portsmouth doesnt happen and
football remains healthy.
Im a hawk, you might say; I would
have liked the measures to go
further, but I think they are a good
start. I think the 105m threshold
for allowable losses over three years
is too high, but its a starting point
that nobody is really uncomfortable
with. In due course maybe we can
revisit the numbers and bring in
new governance for years to come.
The important thing is getting
everyone in agreement. If you want
to go forward in full agreement, you
make compromises. Its all well and
good having huge incomes but we
need prudence and good
governance.
ROMANTICS
Some have argued that restricting
clubs losses will protect the status
quo. I say big teams are big teams,
and they will remain so whatever
you do. There is no perfect solution
were in competition with each
other but if there was one thing we
couldnt afford to do, it was nothing.
I hope it doesnt mean the end of
rich individuals building up clubs,
because thats exciting. But those
people fall into two types: a wealthy
person who buys a club, and then
romantic ones like Dave Whelan at
Wigan. Dave would never have
invested what he has in another club
across the road, but he does it for the
love of his club. I think he will still
be able to that.
In a way it sifts out the gamblers
and encourages the romantics. Say a
boy goes out, does good, comes back
and gives cash to his club, hes not
looking to double his money I
dont think what we agreed
yesterday impinges on that and I
certainly wouldnt vote for
something that I believed did.
I think its good news for clubs big
and small, and most of all for fans.
From their perspective, if theres
more money in clubs, maybe it could
be a precursor to freezing ticket
prices across the league. Thats
something Id love to see and
something we could consider in the
not too distant future.
David Gold is chairman and co-owner
of West Ham United.
FOOTBALL
COMMENT
DAVID GOLD
Id have gone further, but new rules are a good start
New ball game:
how rules will work
Limiting permitted losses
n Clubs will be permitted to make
maximum aggregate losses of 105m
over a period of three seasons,
starting with 2013-14. Any clubs
making losses of more than 15m in
the same period will have to provide
the Premier League with evidence of
secure owner funding for the three
years that follow. This measure goes
beyond European governing body
Uefas financial fair play (FFP) rules.
But clubs playing in the Champions
League or Europa League, and
therefore subject to Uefas FFP, are
already required to limit losses at
45m (37m) over two years, with
that figure diminishing each year.
Premier League chiefs insist clubs
who flout the new rules should
expect to have points deducted.
Cap on wage bill increases
n Wage bills may not be increased
annually by more than 4m, starting
from next term, except in two cases:
1) the clubs salary spending is less
than 52m currently, thereby
allowing promoted clubs to vastly
increase wage bills; 2) clubs use extra
cash generated by rises in matchday
and commercial revenue. This latter
clause is designed to ensure that a
projected 20m per club rise in
television revenue from next season
is not immediately absorbed by wage
inflation, as it has been historically.
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