Introduction Mike: Good evening everyone!

Nini: Welcome everyone to the ARSA Christmas Party 2012 : Polaris Light up the night Mike:Light it up! Ho ho ho. Nini: In the house!!! Mike: So okay ni, that was it for me. Im a bit too hungry. Im just gonna leave and hit up the buffet party. Gonna get me some corn cobs with butter, turkey legs. Ese. Muchacho.(MEXICAINE) Nini: Oh no! Wait mike we havent even started yet. Just keep put. Everybody, stay in your seats. Dont follow our strange Mexican host. Mike: You know what ni, I had a dream just a while ago. I was having my regular afternoon nap beneath the narra tree near Gesu and then I dreamt of this party. I had a dream that it was the most amazing night ever. My nose was bleeding because it was that good. Nini: Okay mike,I think that is a bit too much information, keep your nose yip and tidy. To formally start this evening of merriment, may we call on Ms. Kat Tuason, ARSA President for the Opening Remarks. (KAT TUASON SPEECH) Mike: Thank you very much Kat. Awkward Meow. Nini: And now, the opening prayer to be led by the Dorm Ministry Council. To be followed by the blessing of the food. (PERFORM1: DORM OPENING PRAYER and BLESSING OF FOOD) Nini: And now let us welcome again the DMC to grace us with the some gentle Christmas harmonies. Mike: Thank you DMC! Those songs bring back great memories of Christmas. Back in my country, in texas, we had carollers just like them. After carolling, we would give them coleslaw. And the world was happy.(COWBOY) Nini: Okay mike, that was a weird western Christmas tale. Now moving on(break), lets take a chill pill, (break)and watch Jinggoy Daray and his crew. (break) (PERFORM2: JINGGOY DARAY SONG) Nini: That was Jinggoy Daray and the crew. Mike: Hey nini, Im getting kinda restless and stuff. I just wanna hit the dancefloor and nail some smooth moves with my sexy chocolate manliness. (DEEP SEXY VOICE) Nini: Oh wow wow wow, hold it right there Mike. Save that chocolately goodness for later. I think weve got the thing just for you. Lets play a game! (PEDO) Mike: Oh cool! I love games. Does it involve me using my chocolate manliness? (DEEP SEXY VOICE) Nini: Oh no no no, no chocolate manliness here. Lets just have a nice clean choco-free game. (FRENCHIE) (GAME 1- BRING ME) (10 Prizes) Mike: OM, that was such a fun game. I have to tweet this damn pachulias. Nini: Oh so, can we dance now? I want to dazzle men with my sweet vanilla smoulder (SEDUCTIVE VOICE) Mike: Okay, I think you gotta chill a bit. My chocolate manliness plus your vanilla licorice would be very dangerous and not safe for ze children. Let us just chill a bit and watch a dance.

Nini: Hey Mike, werent you a dancer in your past life? My girlfriends ave been telling me about this Magic Mike person. Mike: Oh, those were the days. I admit. I was a dancer. Got paid 20 bucks an hour, taking my shirt off in shady retirement homes. Nini: I wanna see that! Do you guys wanna see him? Mike: So guys, I have this thing. I can dance but get this. I am the only dancer in the world who can provide his own music. Goes a little bit like this. (WEIRD DANCE) Nini: Okay Mike, that was kinda bad and weird yet strangely seductive and sensually satisfying. Damn. I am appealed. Anyway, lets get on to the real dancers. Ladies and Gentlemen, the ARSA Dance Troup! (PERFORM3: ARSA DANCE TROUP PERFORMANCE) Nini: And now for another game. (GAME 2: CHRISTMAS TRIVIA) 1.) Name at least two of Santas reindeers aside from Rudolf 2.) In the recently released Christmas blockbuster Rise of the Guardians, aside from the tiny little elves, who were Santas helpers? 3.) Who is the wife of the real life actor who plays Legolas, the Christmas elf. 4.) What is the worlds most famous Christmas drink? 5.) What do you call the Christmas flower? (Ponsettia) Mike: We would like to use this time to thank our sponsors.

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InterMatrix, Suarez and Sons, Hyundai, Pepsi, The Bar, San Miguel, Azta, Jollibee Nini: And now for another performance, let us welcome the next set of performers (PERFORM4: Sonya Sison, Daryll Penafiel, and Co.) (PERFORM 5.1: Camille Mendoza) (PERFORM 5.2: George Goking) Mike: Hey nini! Do you know whats special about this Christmas party? Nini: No I dont! What is the difference? Mike: Well, this year, we are really trying to help spread the Christmas spirit through Polaris by helping out more with our needy brothers and sisters. So now let us have a short introduction by Ysa Lebrilla for the Musmos video. (YSA INTRODUCTION) MUSMOS VIDEO <Musmos Inserted Advertisement> Nini: So yeah, that was Musmos. And did you know that by being here, you guys are playing a huge role in helping this organization. From our Christmas party, we were able donate to Musmos to help the children with their educational needs. Thank you very much. Mike:And now may we call our Residence Halls Director, our very own Father Christmas Mr. Tim Gabuna for a toast. (TOAST) Mike: You know what, Nini, everything is perfect this Christmas. All the decorations and the food make me feel like Im right at home at Christmas time. It feels so nostalgic and all. But you know what. Somethings missing. Someones missing. I feel strangely lonely this Christmas.

Nini: Oh Mike, thats so sad. Its alright Mike. We have all our friends and the people around us. Mike: Im sorry ni, its not that. Its something more. I need Love. Sweet sweet oily love. Nini: You know what Mike, I think I need love too! I need some tender barbeque-basted sweet loving as well. But I have just the thing! The 12 Dates of Christmas! Mike: (To the audience) Are you feeling lonely this Christmas? Nini: Or do you just want to meet someone new to share all your Christmas love with? Mike: Then take your pick from our elegant selection of the ARSAs most dashing men and dazzling women, 12 Dates of Christmas. Nini: Now lets watch the video and start sniffing out our picks. (12 DATES VIDEO c/o Jilliance) Nini: Ladies and Gentlemen, may we present Polaris 2012s 12 Dates of Christmas. (PRODUCTION NUMBER- 12 DATES) Nini: So now, Im sure you guys are reaching out into your wallets right now, so eager to bid on our lovely ladies and mustang men. Mike: But wait, its our turn to give you guys some treats tonight. (3rd Prize RAFFLE) 10 Prizes , Starbucks and Red Mango GCs (1st BATCH OF AUCTIONEES) April Chy 500 Iya Iriberri- 300 Miko Tirador- 350 Bret Monsanto- 850 Timi Ong- 500 Enric Gonzalez- 800 nd (2 Prize RAFFLE) 10 Azta Salon GCs (2nd BATCH OF AUCTIONEES) Chloe Gotianse- 1400 Paolo Tirador- 300 Rae Legaspi- 1500 Vance Tan- 300 Vina Saw- 350 Leandro Lizada- 500 (Grand Prize RAFFLE) - Ipods (SPONSORS AGAIN) InterMatrix, Suarez and Sons, Hyundai, Pepsi, The Bar, San Miguel, Azta, Jollibee Nini: Mike, this such a cowabungous event. And it wouldnt be possible if we didnt hear from the devious master minds behind the whole party. Mike: And now, let us welcome our Sophomore batch representatives, ARSA 2011s Couple of the Year Mr. Elijah Olivares and Ms. Nicole Alegrado.

(PERFORMANCE 7 CORE PERFORMANCE) Mike: And now, all the formalities are done and it is time to party Nini: We hope to join you guys on the dance floor! Mike: With my chocolate manliness Nini: And my vanilla smoulder Mike and Nini: Merry Christmas everyone and have a great night!

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